Beggars can't be choosers
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2022
- Today I reacted to some of the best and funniest posts on r/choosingbeggars
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"I don't give a fuck if you run an orphanage" is the best response 😂
Maybe it was the hatred of the previous ones using the single mum excuse because it was a little abrupt…. But clearly totally necessary 🤣
lets play a game!!!!!
line from a reddit video or line from the game yakuza 3!!!!!!!
I genuinely laughed it caught me so off guard
Single moms think they deserve the veterans discount for making bad decisions 😂
Holy crap, i almost pissed myself😂 that was the best reply of all "low baller" videos i saw😂
I love George memeulous even though he is 5’6
Are you sure mate?
last time I checked hes 7'3"
mate he’s not 5’6 he’s 5’6 and half.
It’s a tad shameful but he’s a good man
No he’s 4’11”
*2'9
If you fail to believe that there are actually people out there like this, may I suggest a stint working in customer services for just about any company in the UK...there are millions of them out there...
@Corpikal classic
@Corpikal I had a customer threaten to come and burn our building down because his online fragrance order was a day late being delivered...
Then people phoning in to place their order because "It`s not safe putting your card details into an online platform" but will then read the same card details to a person over the phone...
The UK is awash with thicko`s!
@Corpikal We used to have a competition going in the office every Christmas period..the first person to be told that they`d ruined Christmas got £20.00 and an afternoon off work...🤣🤣🤣
It is just customer service anywhere. Each country has its crazies, even Canada.
Yeah but most aren't actually this entitled. Don't get me wrong you do get people who want everything handed to them but that first one with the swimming lessons was an actual loonatic
A “mombie” is a mother who’s entire existence revolves around raising her child to the point of sleep deprivation and/or obsession, aka a woman with no personality and lives through her kid
Yeah, a mixture of Mom + Zombie
AKA a slur used by jealous and bitter people who will die alone to describe devoted mothers.
That isn’t usually by choice. If you can’t afford childcare and don’t have people in your life who are willing to help you out, then yes, your life probably does revolve around your child that can’t feed, change or do anything for themselves.
@@demi4632 yeah but they’re also referring to the types of moms who are assholes who think they’re entitled to everything
that sounds depressing :(
I grew up as military kid and I am very glad my mom never acted like that.
@sweet girls 3 this looks legit
@sweet girls 3 wat an enticing offer
@sweet girls 3 Definitely legit and not a virus. Bad bot.
It’s embarrassing AF ain’t it
We have military wives who think they deserve a salute because they're married to an officer.. safe to say they don't get any respect from anyone haha
My sister is a photographer. "Shoot my wedding for free" is the worst thing you can say. Weddings are like 90% of her income!
That first conversation is actually insane
As an actor being told "I'll pay in exposer" is the worst and most common thing you'll hear
I mean do you know how much brands will pay to have 100k people see their ad? it kind of makes sense
@@redmist6630 It doesnt make sense though. How is exposure gonna help pay bills?
@@SnowMexicann well if you give a streamer 200 in merch and 100k people see that brand they wear and mention (in the vid the dude had 21 followers so that would be different) if at least 50 of those people buy a single article of clothing, you get 4 dollars more per sale making your 200 back
@@redmist6630 it’s more of a better deal for both if you just do, “I’ll buy this from your business, but if you give me a code to promote and more than X amount of people use it to buy, could you give me a refund? Thanks”
@@a.t.9654 yeah tru. funniest shit happend with sleep deprived podcast. they'd mock the sponsor's ad reads and th sponsor pulled out, not because of the mockery, but cuz in like 3 months no one used their code lmao
I was a Burger King supervisor a decade ago (before permanent disabilities, a blessing in disguise honestly, mostly bedridden now) and I can’t begin to tell you how often folk screamed at me because of utter BS. It could be out of date coupons which was _obviously_ my fault, £0.99 burgers, something completely out of my control price wise, the kids area not being “as good as McDonald’s” where a wifie had a proper meltdown over this once.
Or one time a man threatening to fight my staff for BS reasons because his annoying brat of a kid was crying because he couldn’t get the entire kids soft play area to himself, like we had parents complaining politely that a kid was biting/scratching/kicking/pinching/spitting at other kids because he wanted to have the kids area to himself, he was told “no” by me and his father then got in my face and threatened to fight other staff. Thankfully we had a panic button under the till so I just pressed it quietly and he was arrested soon after (small town in NE Scotland, police station not even 5 mins away). After he was arrested and the kids mother angrily took the kid away with her, after literally doing nothing the entire time and ignoring her kids behaviour, she screamed at us “ENJOY CLEANING UP AFTER MY SON, NOW NOBODY CAN PLAY”. Yup, steaming pile of piss down the slide, because he couldn’t have it to himself.
Sadly people behaving like actual nightmares because they can’t get their own way? Far too common in the service industry.
Unfortunately I had a massive stroke last year (misdiagnosed) but you’re so right! Have had to take a job with less stress which I’m fine with as my disabilities make it hard but the things I had to deal with before were just insane. Wish you the best! Take care xxx
Don’t try and be mysterious. Your clearly from Elgin the one in Inverness doesn’t have a play area.
@@robbiemcbiscuithutchison718 hahaha I was just about to comment the same thing
@@robbiemcbiscuithutchison718 not everyone wants to say where theyre from in a random comment??
Damn I saw someone doing something similar in a McDonald's because her kid wanted another child's nuggets, sw England, Kent more specifically
What kind of person would hire someone to be at a wedding and reception where there is a already payed for buffet and then exclude them from it by making them bring their own food? Does this make people feel good about themselves? Who did them so wrong that they behave like that. The fact they didn't want to pay them as-well tells me that person is truly the worse of the worse.
If they could eat from the buffet then that would be precious time wasted they could be working for all the money they aren't getting, I'm a bit surprised they didn't also add that they have to eat quickly or they will be fired.
I'm sure if the photographer has to bring their own food and drinks, the guests would have to do the same
"$5 is not a tip" people in the greatest country in the world really have been convinced that when they get paid less than $3/h by their employer they should be mad at random people for not donating them a living.
This!
how is it "the greatest country" when people have to take money from the public just to live?
The irony of calling someone cheap because they refuse to let you take advantage of their money after 2 years
I understand why the first lady was a 'single mum' 🌚
@sweet girls 8 Perish, bot.
Bro lmfao
she also has black vibes
My town’s “beautification committee” asked me if I was interested in painting murals on two huge building walls and some graphics for storefront windows. I got to the first official meeting and the lead lady said “I’m so glad we got you to volunteer to paint for us.” Yeah… I didn’t go to the next meeting.
When I was unemployed and looking for a job I volunteered for this charity. They tried to get me to do really intensive database work. They didn’t know anything about me and I had full access to all their systems in hours. They just lucked out giving it to me tbh.
*Single mothers shaking in the corner as they haven’t said they’re a single mother in 5 mins*
"can you cut me a deal for this tattoo I want covered up, I'm a single mum" people should actually have to apply to have children. Like legitimately you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce freely because of people like this
eugenics, bureaucratized. I know that it can sometimes be hard to watch people walking around with kids and wondering "what right did they have to bring children into this world?" but I assure you that restricting the rights of having kids to a certain few is not the solution to saving kids from being born to uneducated parents.
I used to get this shit all the time when I was tattooing "can you not do a 6 hour tattoo for £50?"
That 50 doesn't even cover the gear for the tattoo
"you're so greedy I'm going elsewhere"
Then they end up coming back and trying to book in when no one else will do it lol
Idk how much you got paid but I can't imagine that'd even cover your wage.
@@RyanWillis227 I was fairly cheap I charged £60 an hour and from that depending on the piece probably making about £20 an hour because I used the best of the best gear then had to pay chair rent etc. Better wage than some places but it's not guaranteed you have clients in from opening to closing and when you have loosers like this wasting your time it just makes the job toxic hahah
@@chaosclg I don't know much about the profession, but is gear not a one off cost? Or is it so expensive it's cheaper to rent it?
What is chair rent?
@@RyanWillis227 everything you use is disposable, needles, gloves etc my tattoo machines were all £700+ so that's a one off but if I use 5 or 6 different needles on one tattoo and they are all top of the line that's about £5-£8 per needle then there's ink etc etc. Chair rent is the cut I give to the person who owns the shop so in short I get charged about £10 per hour to be able to work in that shop, it sounds bad but it's cheaper than owning your own shop lol
@@chaosclg oh right fair enough I had forgot about needles.
12:57 - "Tell your daughter I'm sorry you're her dad". Savage! 🤣🤣 I'm betting the daughter's sorry he's her dad, too.
the first one is just entitled parenting at its best.
I know so many people like this LMAO
Likely Narcissistic Personality Disorder'd.
The fact I had a housemate like this gives me crippling anxiety
what does he do
I know a guy (let's call him "K") across the street who never has any money, despite a rather generous social security system. Supposedly he was a cool guy 15 years ago (which is why he's allowed to hang with us occasionally), but something happened and by now he's acting like a really dumb child.
- One neighbor seriously dislikes K and explicitly didn't invite him to a party. A normal person might take the hint, but not K. He waited for other guests to arrive and got in this way. As a present he brought a piece of cake wrapped in tissue paper, which he transported in his pocket. "How ungrateful you are, throwing me out, even though I brought you something."
- On another party, K ran into somebody who really hates him, but he thought it would be a good idea to talk about it. The other dude warned him several times to leave him alone, before eventually slamming K on a table. To this very day K tells the story and how unjustified this was, even though everybody who knows the full story disagrees.
- K was looking for somebody with a car, because he had been collecting old newspapers for a while. Why? Turns out somebody will pay around 5cents per KG of paper. We had to do the math twice to convince him this wouldn't even cover the gas needed.
- K played in a band, which shared the room with another and he knew everyone pretty well. He abandoned one for no apparent reason and tried to get into the other one months later. He also knew that we'd need to move to a new room soon and when he learned about the date of the move, his reply was: "I think I'd just be in the way, but I'd like to play with you once you're done".
- On one occasion K snuck onto a jewish wedding, probably to get to the buffet. According to him he was thrown out for "asking too many questions". I don't wanna know what those questions were.
- K actually had a pretty nifty piece of old hardware, which he never used. Sold it to a friend for a few hundred bucks, told him he'd be buying some beer tonight and everybody was happy. Just 8 hours later he shows up empty handed. No word on where the money went. Couldn't even spare 10$ for the people who constantly feed him and couldn't be honest towards his "friends".
...for every story I write down, I remember at least one more. And no, he's not an addict. He's just one of the worst friends possible and genuinely too stupid to understand why.
Therapy was tried, but he just abandoned all of them. According to him "the doctors always gave up, because I was playing mind games". He doesn't want help, he just wants to be fed.
At least I got some small "payback" on a party he was invited to. He tried to impress a woman, bragging about how we make music together and called me over, but I just asked him when he would show up for practice again. He instantly became super awkward, I took over the conversation and she slowly distanced herself. It was incredibly funny and the party was the best I had in many years.
“I’m so exposed I could be naked”
I’m gunna start using this honestly, I’ve had my photography used in advertising and been published many times over, yet there’s always some chancer offering “exposure”. Mate, my photography is so exposed it’s been on the side of vehicles, TF you offering me with “exposure”, either pay me or piss off!
How can that military wife say they work harder than anyone else, knowing their partner almost gets killed constantly and has to kill others. Sounds like they just wanted to be a stay at home wife, and get benefits for their partners insane work.
literally, my partner is in the military and I have such a piss easy life compared to him? I genuinely don't get where that woman is coming from. The hardest part is missing him and that's literally it
every time george says something about america is shit (tipping healthcare costs etc) it feels so good like thank you ffs someone from the outside gets it lmao
Everyone that isn’t American gets it, there often just isn’t a point in mentioning it cuz americans will always deny it and come back with “chewsday” or something about guns 😂
everyone knows america is shit they just don't know some of the more specific reasons
@@SteakBaked99 most Americans get it you're just thinking of the loud and often stupid minority
@@SteakBaked99 or "at least we can defend ourselves" whilst having ravenous gun crime and a mass shooting everyday.
@@SteakBaked99 the “chews day” response usually comes when Brits act high and mighty because they don’t have the systemic issues, rather than emphasizing. So like “man it sucks you guys don’t have free healthcare America sucks” versus “haha Americans are so stupid they don’t even have free healthcare!!” When a majority of people want that.
George, I think the last thing a big company needs is more exposure when the alternative is just buying the product
I mean sponserships happen mate, so idk what to tell you.
Why do billion dollar companies advertise then ? also if they get countless people to buy them since he has millions of followers surely it worth paying for one shirt ?
My ex was in the military. We were at a bbq and a girl said her child should get more stuff(food, treats, games ect) because her husband out ranked mine. Try it woman lol not happening
technically by watching his content we pay memeulous in exposure
I am going to be 61 next month, and I have heard “Beggers can’t be choosers” since I was knee-high to a grasshopper! I reckon it has been a truth since the dawn of time, and at some point, someone said it, and it spread like wildfire, becoming a truism. Because it is true, right? Much love,✌️💖
Edit: this is the second comment this morning that has an instantaneous SPAM reply! This is just as bad as the calls I get five times a day from robot folks who just want to remind me that the warranty on my non-existent car is set to expire, and I had better get off my ass and let them sell me an extended warranty! (I nearly fell for this about 13 years ago, because my actual car warranty actually was about to expire. I learnt my lesson, though.)✌️💖
@Gary Baldi lol. He makes me laugh! I like to laugh. I reckon I am a bit of an outlier in his demographics, huh? ✌️💖
This is such a wholesome gem.
Happy early birthday!
@@ihartkai1255 Thank you very kindly, young person!✌️💖🎂🍰
One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while 😂 definitely needs a part 2!
That mom threatening to throw her non-swimmer kid in a pool and let hin drown.. I would've called Child Protective Services on her and put the entire conversation on FB for as many of her relatives and friends as possible to see.
As a teen I hate the stereotype that we are just drug addicts and thief’s
What about the stereotype that you can't punctuate?
Yeah we can’t do punctuation
That's just an excuse for adults to evade their responsibilities.
During my teens, skating was HUGE and most kids wanted a proper skate park. All we had was a decaying halfpipe, which was dangerous to use even in its prime. When the city announced funding for a "new sports project", they just built another multi-purpose gym and set up some garbage "toy" ramps in a remote area. Since then we had even more yoga classes and almost nobody ever used these ramps.
We were seriously disappointed and with no alternative activities nearby, many stuck to drugs, violence and/or vandalism, which had already been a problem for years (I wasn't completely innocent, but I put most of my energy into learning an instrument, which was a great choice). If you were between 14 and 25, and looked just slightly out of the ordinary, say like a skater, you were always a prime suspect for the police.
I can't skate anymore, due to a skating accident, but I'm supporting the skate club in the city I live in now. It's a really awesome community, they have achieved *a lot* despite the lack of funding and I'm quiet literally on standby whenever they need a helping hand. Maybe all I get is a few drinks, but it's fun working together and *everybody* wins in the end.
If adults want kids "off the street", they have to understand their needs and provide meaningful alternatives all the way through! That's not just parents, but all adults! Slip up for a bit and kids might pick up really bad habits, especially in the current digital age. Adults shouldn't be blaming kids, but themselves, because they are adults and should know better.
I just know it’s a good day when George Posts
@sweet girls 3 I’m literally 14 leave me alone
find some hobbies then boss
@@iambatman786 I do have hobbies
Netflix for 16 pounds is worth it? Nah mate. Cancelled mine months ago and not missing it.
whenever someone asked me to record Voicelines for "Exposure" i go "how about i expose your ass for being a cheapskate? wouldnt like that exposure would you?"
i LOVE the reactions i get from those lol.
I was literally just talking about George to a friend- perfect timing!
mhm. mhm.
@@callmeozzie7089 you gonna play some fnaf now?
@@callmeozzie7089 did your friend just shake hands in agreement of crumb?
@@callmeozzie7089 it was me all along ozzie
@@callmeozzie7089 Yes, I made this video: czcams.com/video/5NVp-C96Phk/video.html
Dude I was giving away a dining table, that seats 6 people, for free on Facebook Marketplace. I listed the dimensions, lots of pictures, said "PICK UP ONLY" in the name of the ad, and the description, and not kidding, TWENTY SIX PEOPLE MESSAGED ME, ASKING IF IT WOULD FIT IN THEIR CAR.
IT'S A DINING TABLE.
I'd be like "Yeah it'll fit if you've got a moving van as a car, or if you've got a small car it'll fit if you have a chainsaw."
Someone rocked up in a 1990s Toyota Starlet, with some ratchet straps, and strapped it to the roof of their car upside down and you know what? I respect it. They DESERVE the table.
So many of these people deserve the answer "why don't you do it yourself"
Some people are entitled jerks who don't deserve anything and act like they deserve everything because they have some struggles that they put their selfs through. It makes me mad that people like this exist.
I can imagine that more than half of the people who say they are single parents on these posts are, in fact, not single parents 😭
The reply of the tattoo artist killed 😂
Holy fuzz, what a great guy!😂❤
I love the voices you do when reading these out George. Genuinely puts a big smile on my face. 🥰
The irony of george slating people then asking for a free arsenal shirt
OMG the Kelloggs Swimming Badges are a 2000s throwback!
RIP my childhood 😢
No joke I had an ex basically hit me up off 30 different numbers (he used text now to continually change them) asking me over & over for almost a year to pay for Netflix, when I responded with why, I don’t watch tv, he got pissy & proceeded to tell me I was a “cheap bitch” for not paying for it… when I don’t even use it. The best part to all of this was at the time he made significantly more than me so how are you gonna call me a cheap bitch for not wanting to pay for a service I don’t even use? He lost his very well paying job for having this same attitude problem with his superiors, he always acted like he was better than everyone when it couldn’t be farther from the truth, he was a monster in a human suit, he was the biggest manipulating, psychotic, sociopathic, scummy & shady narcissist I’ve ever met in my life, the guy has no real emotions towards anything yet throws tantrums like a toddler when he doesn’t get his way. The best part of all is I now make significantly more than him, seems karma finally balanced itself out between the two of us.
Btw this same ex who called me the “cheap bitch” also took out $10,000 worth of credit cards in my name, maxed them out & I didn’t find out about it until years later when the fees were beyond skyrocketed yet I’m the “cheap bitch”… RIGHTTTTTT.
The amount of stories I have from being stupidly blindly in love with this monster for 8yrs of my late teens & early twenties is honestly astounding, it’s crazy scary how much love can blind a person. I will never understand how I managed to put up with him for so long, but I’m glad I had the experience because it’s made me a better person & I will never blindly trust anyone ever again, the situation taught me a lot.
what happened with the credit cards?!
"Very expensive now Netflix, still worth it in my opinion" still won't pay TV licence
loool, price is $300
_"$100 is the most I can offer ... yo ... you about to miss out on some serious cash"_
$300 for a PS4 with two controllers, 3 games AND a psvr. That is an absolute steal and he still said it was too much. We live in a simulation
14:16 makes no sense lol volunteer positions and unpaid internships exist but the problem seems to be that he “promised” them a wage(aka it was in their work contract) and then didn’t pay them wtf lmao of course you’ll get fined
the u.s. is finally changing the laws on tips, in california at least businesses are finally legally required to pay the wait staff minimum wage (which is $15 an hour now). hopefully it catches on, because tip culture has gotten out of hand - tips are now insisted upon by baristas, bartenders and even restaurants WITHOUT wait staff. my girlfriend paid for lunch at a place a town over with no wait staff and was AUTOMATICALLY charged a ten dollar tip because she paid with her card - there was no option to opt out. she was pissed.
this is the first video i have seen of you. You are hillarious and react perfectly, you don't act to amused and ruin the vibe but also act amused enough to create the vibe
Editor included the GDP girl in the military spouse section 😂 Pay-rise. Now.
George should voice Garfield
George should overdub a bunch of popular characters, would be funny as fuck
watching george instead of revising for my biology gcse tomorrow
Good luck
Saaaame bro
@@me-dc8pj thank you so much !! :)
Good luck, because it’ll be very hard.
ME TOO
George telling it like it is, funny as fuck, makes me laugh every time 😊👍🇬🇧
George please wear goggles next video.
I agree
Hell yeah
Yes babyyyyy
And a great coat and a top hat
I wonder why he has anxiety issues, could it be his control freak of a mother? We'll never knowwww
I can say with my years of working retail, you'll run into one of these people about twice a weekdays, more on weekends. That's when they can finally relive the stress of their regular lives and make our lives hell
swimming mother is an absolute classic
I would take up the offer to be a photographer at the wedding just to take all the photos with my finger half over the lense
"Military spouses serve their asses of more than anyone!"
Women. ☕
I feel like he gets the voices spot on sometimes
What an incredibly open and "grass roots" channel.
I'm 66yo in New Zealand and love it.
I've learnt not to categorize all Americans it's just that most have been taught the rest of the world is behind them, therefore "we must be the best".
Ask any American who has traveled overseas the disappointment is profound.
What scares the rest of us is the power they have. Military world monetary influence nukes. When events don't favor them they muscle in.
God help us not "god save America ".
Was just on this subreddit when you post this, mad!
Tbf when it comes to the tip thing, I once served 12 people for Christmas dinner and got a 50p tip that was shared between all 10 people working. They could have at least put in £1 each😭 it’s kinda known that 10% is for basic service in a restaurant anyway lmao
please use american curency i can’t undestand all this british money
Tipping isn't the culture in the UK, you actually get a wage 😂🤡
Is it? Its not something common in my country, for example(probably because we kinda pay waiters anyway). And if i go to other countries, i dont tip unless i get actually good service either
@@wlodek7422 yeah in the UK waiters and waitresses do get payed but its usually minimum wage which isn’t anywhere near enough to live on. You wouldn’t really tip at pubs but you’d def tip at a nice restaurant
woah u did ur job and expect people other than ur employer to pay you lol
Very good George. More of this. Now.
In all fairness, the tattoo artist was a little rude. Like it's easy enough to say "sorry, I don't give discounts", then you can be rude if they persist.
That’s tattoo artists
she didn't JUST ask for a discount though. She tried to gain sympathy by saying she was a single mum which I'd consider "rude" / pretentious. Also your dealing with this stuff a lot and you hear the word single mum thrown around a lot.
Lastly if your a single mum and can't afford a Tattoo and your hoping that having the title of "single mum" will just magically give you discounts on shit your not even spending on your child then you kinda had it coming
nah she started it pulling out the single mom card
@@kaidenhall2718 thing is tattoo artists are self employed and they get a seriously insane amount of time wasters, I used to be polite but when it's literally every day and it's breaking into precious time that you have for paying clients its really chips away at you
Speaking as a much tattooed person, that WAS polite for a tattooist...
I see George is a man of culture. His knowledge of the arts of extensive.
Nice quality video made my day 💪🏻
I can see the reason all of those single moms ended up single
8:19 hello mr tumble
Legend has it the son is still flapping around in that pool today while his mom throws him bread rolls to eat with one hand and demands aquatic reparations with the other hand
we love george
That guy with the merchant coupon code idea is pretty clever
It’s brilliant! Only ten uses of the code in a 30 day window? Any influencer worth their salt should have that done in a couple of hours. Hell, even I could probably manage that, and I’ve got almost no inf… where are you going?
The I will throw him in the pool at one is absolutely hilarious and totally nuts
8:06 the Deja vu tho haha
I'm stoned af and watched this whole thing in verticle
If I saw the last add for free wedding Tog, I’d take it.
Show up all smart, cameras & packed lunch in hand.
Get the best film & pics of the big day without filming or photographing anything..
Then disappear. 😂
This is halarious 😂
12:21 they could probably have sold the vr alone for that much so that's a really good deal tbf as long as it's all in good condition
I work in a pool. Most parents who are looking for swimming lessons are exactly like this.
I love george
once saw a comment from someone about the matter of 'influencers' trying to get free stuff like from restaurants to 'advertise' or 'get exposure' for the business. the writer was talking about how reviewers and such pay for their meals out of respect for the places they're critiquing. Suppose the matter of respect is lost on some people.
After having a child I have huge respect for single parents, not THESE single parents mind you..
Also nice GDP reference at 5:00
only "exposure" a photographer cares about is the setting in their camera
I mean, I think I’ve seen things about the Princess of Wales getting free stuff, but y’know. Genuine member of the Royal Family
Wow can't believe there are people like this who actually exist
I love the dog from the Were-Rabbit on the dresser.
His name is Gromit.
George returns
George is so cool omg
Looking nice and tall today George
Remember guys, George is 5’6 *and a half*
Imagine not taking responsibility for making false promises to your kids...
you should look at lego classic space mocs
that pics from the local nottingham pool lol
that find a job ad 💀
my house just had a gas leak and we had to evacuate and i havent slept in over 48 hours new memeulous upload is the last thread tying me to any semblance of sanity
I understand influencers using their followers for very expensive stuff. However if you are able to effectively market to 10's of thousands of people why is it difficult for you to get hold of a few hundred or even a few thousand pounds? Just buy the fucking thing then use the results of you promoting it to demonstrate your worth to the company for future products
13:15 Not true. The $2 is tipped wage. If tips don't cover the remainder of their wage, the employer is required to do so instead. People who tip as if it's mandatory are only saving the boss money.
"You ruined my kid's Christmas/birthday/week/day/life..." Mate, I'm not the arsehole who made a promise to your kid that I was incapable of keeping. If you can't afford it (or can't go and pick it up), don't *_promise_* your kid you're going to get it for them... surely that's not a controversial/novel outlook.