[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness: Bible Games ( Part 25 )

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  • @crescentfresh8001
    @crescentfresh8001 Před 11 měsíci +459

    It's true; I saw ROCK VIDEO on MUSIC CHANNEL once and now I'm addicted to DRUG and sold all of my GOODNESS ORB to buy more SIN.

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Před 11 měsíci +55

      "OY OY OY, THE DEVILS MUSIC GOT ME!"

    • @SharlyTV
      @SharlyTV Před 11 měsíci +22

      its like something frank zappa would joke about in his songs lmao

    • @vinegar...
      @vinegar... Před 11 měsíci +14

      REPENT
      REPENT
      REPENT
      REPENT

    • @WeebGunnerPURIFIED
      @WeebGunnerPURIFIED Před 11 měsíci +15

      space funeral moment.

    • @MamaAki
      @MamaAki Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819In my endless quest to correct the hamburger freedom people. It is writen OJ OJ OJ. Sounds like Oy/Oi.

  • @cheesycoke
    @cheesycoke Před 11 měsíci +190

    "In Christ is Shareware" can be such a raw sequence of words depending on how you interpret it

    • @LmaoZeroGN
      @LmaoZeroGN Před 11 měsíci +15

      yo sick puzzle bobble 3 profile pic btw

    • @cheesycoke
      @cheesycoke Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@LmaoZeroGN hell yeah right back atcha

    • @dogmendogmen
      @dogmendogmen Před 9 měsíci +3

      You get the Old Testament for free but you have to shoot 15 bucks into the sky for the whole thing.

  • @makenshao9886
    @makenshao9886 Před 11 měsíci +30

    "Let me fullscreen this" and the window becoming larger, but the rest of the content still being squished on the corner is such a great visual gag

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons Před 11 měsíci +133

    this one was so short, but damn if DOS in christ isn't one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've seen on this segment. MTV and the devil killing you with scurvy that can only be fought off with JOY BANANAS and nondescript KINDNESS FRUITS sounds like a parody, I'm so glad it's real.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Před 11 měsíci +10

      have to get the jesus shoes

    • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
      @OrangeHarrisonRB3 Před 11 měsíci +5

      "Kindness fruit" is secret Catholic code for the priest.

  • @Future_Doggo
    @Future_Doggo Před 11 měsíci +51

    Damn, I was NOT expecting Blasphemous II to go in this direction.

  • @meaty_2853
    @meaty_2853 Před 11 měsíci +19

    ROCK VIDEO JUMPSCARE

  • @hdoomguy9661
    @hdoomguy9661 Před 11 měsíci +60

    holding up my SHIELD OF FAITH to protect my eternal soul from ROCK VIDEO

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 Před 11 měsíci +1

      YOu were exposed to HDoom. Your soul is already lost.

    • @Nick-pc4in
      @Nick-pc4in Před 11 měsíci +7

      PROTECTIVE SHIELD!

  • @sharpshotefx
    @sharpshotefx Před 11 měsíci +22

    1:13:18 my full name is Sean Sharp so i cannot describe how surreal it was hearing Joel say my full legal name

  • @bernadettebread
    @bernadettebread Před 11 měsíci +57

    i guess the “rock music is of the devil” stuff is a peculiarly american phenomenon, because it’s definitely still a thing (granted now it’s with other popular styles of music and it’s not as prevalent as it once was)

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan Před 11 měsíci +18

      Pokemon! Rock music! Fun! This is a black art to change your shape!

    • @VulpesHilarianus
      @VulpesHilarianus Před 11 měsíci +28

      The British punk scene and rise of anarchism as a political movement in response to 1970s British austerity politics really scared conservative Americans half to death. The metal and punk scenes (Bad Brainz and Iron Maiden for example) were heavily intertwined around 1979 and were a mostly a British and Californian thing that wouldn't spread in diaspora and disentangle themselves until the decline of arena rock and the rise of power and glam metal starting with Def Leppard and Motley Crue's breakthrough in 1983.
      That fear of anarchism via hearsay of the British punks' exploits, the "Satanic panic" going on due to induced hysteria, and the early shared roots of hardcore punk and all later variations of metal including the mainstream glam metal of the period all happened concurrently. As a result the insular and generally culturally xenophobic minor denominations of American Christianity just ignorantly lumped basically anything involving an electric guitar together and said it was morally degenerate. The antics of glam metal bands while on tour and the things that went down on Skid Row in Los Angeles did not help the image of rock, punk, and metal music. Those outspoken minor denominations held onto that idea that the amorphous, poorly defined blob they called "rock music" was evil well into the late 1990s, when pop starlets like Britney Spears became the new target.
      I know way too much about the intersection of music and American politics in the twentieth century...

    • @bernadettebread
      @bernadettebread Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@VulpesHilarianus you’re correct and even all that is a pretty small part of the bigger historical picture

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​​@@VulpesHilarianus
      Well the music industry actually _is_ controlled by the devil, but the Satanic Panic groups didn't know that.

    • @lordmarshmal_0643
      @lordmarshmal_0643 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I never bought into any of that nonsense but for what it's worth I do get annoyed by people with really fuckin bassy subwoofers blasting their music at full volume

  • @Daniel-be6cj
    @Daniel-be6cj Před 11 měsíci +50

    "This better be a good game"
    *Instantly boots into SimCity 2000*
    The sheer timing

  • @userfromspace8952
    @userfromspace8952 Před 11 měsíci +50

    I wonder what God was thinking from above when he was watching this stream

    • @dylanpelo
      @dylanpelo Před 11 měsíci +22

      "This guy is going to Hell. He's funny, but still going to hell."
      -God

    • @VideoPutterUpper
      @VideoPutterUpper Před 11 měsíci +30

      he unsubbed

    • @userfromspace8952
      @userfromspace8952 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@dylanpelo **Insert a photo of Fren with the Hell sign in the background**

  • @jamestomlin5525
    @jamestomlin5525 Před 11 měsíci +37

    VAPE FOR GRANDMA

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Everybody gangsta til the Ememy demonio shows you ROCK VIDEO on MTV channel

  • @milkscented
    @milkscented Před 11 měsíci +17

    yknow, i just woke up and yeah this will be how i start my day thanks

  • @makenshao9886
    @makenshao9886 Před 11 měsíci +12

    When joel brought up the shin megami tensei games first person perspective in the In Christ game I had to do a spit take, I don't really expect most people to know what those even look like nowadays

    • @badbadbad873
      @badbadbad873 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I'm a zoomer and I believe this series is still very popular, so most people end up discovering about the original games because of the newer games. I don't expect people to know once-popular series like commander keen tho

    • @makenshao9886
      @makenshao9886 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@badbadbad873 In my experience a lot of people are very very very casual when they get into a media hobby and don't really look all that much in what came before what they're consuming right now. It's particularly prevalent in gaming, older smt and persona games are notorious for being almost completely unavailable in modern system and thus often undiscussed.

    • @badbadbad873
      @badbadbad873 Před 11 měsíci

      @@makenshao9886 well, maybe in real life...I mean, i'm used to see people being always very specific about their hobbies in internet and social media like reddit or CZcams. In internet, people kinda look down on you if you say you are fan of something and can't describe the whole history and details of it. You can't really have surface level of interest or be interested in popular trivial things without someone claiming that you are a normie or zoomer

    • @hardcoremagicalgirl
      @hardcoremagicalgirl Před 11 měsíci +1

      Same! I was shocked he mentioned the first game! No one I know has played it (except for my dad because he's cool like that)

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@hardcoremagicalgirl
      So your dad is in his 30s at the oldest, because no one 40 or older could possibly figure out how to apply an English patch to a rom, let alone emulate a game.

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Joel cracking jokes and im not sure if I should laugh or cry from the PTSD of being raised roman catholic in the Canadian bible belt.

    • @yunglynda1326
      @yunglynda1326 Před 7 měsíci +1

      this is too real lol as someone who grew up in the us bibble belt 🙃

  • @pomelo9262
    @pomelo9262 Před 11 měsíci +74

    12:38 Joel literally goes:
    "owo... what's this?"

  • @pikmin_79
    @pikmin_79 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Gonna really need to God to get through any shareware madness stream

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 Před 11 měsíci +8

    OH MY GOD JOEL UPLOADED
    THE STARS HAVE ALLIGNED

  • @wombocorp
    @wombocorp Před 10 měsíci +4

    6:25 SMT MENTIONED

  • @Sporkyyyy
    @Sporkyyyy Před 10 měsíci +4

    I'm cackling over the music in Christmas Matchup, because it's such low effort garbage that when Silent Night ( 20:32 ) and The First Noel ( 21:58 ) played, they couldn't be bothered to make them properly in 3/4 time, so they just fucked up the rhythms to force them into 4/4 time. Absolutely amazing quality games

  • @jaredniegas4255
    @jaredniegas4255 Před 11 měsíci +3

    When Joel calls fiery darts an Undertale connection and it's like the Undyne fight.

  • @DDCecil
    @DDCecil Před 11 měsíci +8

    1:00:18 - Hopefully the person at the other end of the number says "Dave's not here, man."

  • @DenkyManner
    @DenkyManner Před 11 měsíci +3

    ROCK
    VIDEO

  • @mrs-chief
    @mrs-chief Před 10 měsíci +4

    I've been laughing at ROCK VIDEO for 5 minutes straight oh my GOD

  • @RmsTitanic59
    @RmsTitanic59 Před 11 měsíci +11

    G O O D N E S S

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers Před 11 měsíci +6

    This whole stream is so funny to me because I see Joel as more of a Satana kinda guy than a Heysoos one. Probably because of them devil musics he sings in.

  • @wackygooberjr
    @wackygooberjr Před 11 měsíci +5

    joel mentions smt holy fuck

  • @phili.9304
    @phili.9304 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Flanders Type Games

  • @MrIfrit
    @MrIfrit Před 11 měsíci +11

    "Is Christmas christian tho?"

  • @zelenpixel
    @zelenpixel Před 11 měsíci +6

    seeing 7zip in here is so weird even knowing its been around forever

  • @YariTheImpaler
    @YariTheImpaler Před 11 měsíci +1

    @53:43 I never got past "YOU FARKIN SNEAKY BASTITCH!", those goddamn stairs. It was either SWAT or Crackhouse Cleanup.

  • @karappa1239
    @karappa1239 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Joel finally plays faith

  • @scarlettNET
    @scarlettNET Před 11 měsíci +6

    Can't wait for Joel's born again Christian arc. Just like Dave Mustaine :)

    • @ThZuao
      @ThZuao Před 11 měsíci +2

      Blackie Lawless also.
      Quite a trend with metalheads for some reason. Not to mention those who were men of Faith already. Not dissing, I find myself more drawn to Christ every year. But I just really don't see the connection between the music I like and christianity. At all.

    • @PopeCromwell
      @PopeCromwell Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@ThZuao perhaps it is the macabre imagery, frequent mentions of death and heavy musing on life and consequences, common to both metal and religion
      thinking of Iron Maiden's Hallowed Be Thy Name and probably others but it has been a while since I listened

  • @soogus55
    @soogus55 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Joel posting this and VotV at the same time is evil. Atleast I got a lot to watch

  • @dreukrag
    @dreukrag Před 11 měsíci +3

    Man, didn't know they had submachine games in 1990

  • @gustavvaip1600
    @gustavvaip1600 Před 11 měsíci +2

    37:30 Uncle Ruckus

  • @theonlybilge
    @theonlybilge Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:18:40 I remember a moment in a semi-recent stream where Joel was mentioning how he used to work out but he ended up feeling like shit, then he read a chat message that said "you weren't eating enough" and after a brief moment of silence, he was like "that's probably what it was".
    It was kind of funny when I heard it.

  • @SailorRoseRed
    @SailorRoseRed Před 11 měsíci +5

    Joel when you say it's "english backwards" it's the King James version of the bible, they speak like Shakespeare, it's so hard to understand what the heck it's saying half of the time. Also I didn't hear "Chart busters" I heard "shart busters" 28:29

  • @jamierbb
    @jamierbb Před 11 měsíci +2

    A bit closer to Heaven

  • @innyinnyume
    @innyinnyume Před 11 měsíci +35

    i edge to your streams joey woey

    • @ashleybyrd2015
      @ashleybyrd2015 Před 11 měsíci +30

      Unsay this. Play the clip of you writing this in reverse. Nobody should ever say these words in this order ever again.

    • @demonking41-l8j
      @demonking41-l8j Před 11 měsíci +2

      Consider Euthanasia.

    • @innyinnyume
      @innyinnyume Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@ashleybyrd2015 i edge to your videos

    • @RandomPyroYT
      @RandomPyroYT Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@innyinnyumewhat😭😭💂🏿💂🏿💂🏿💂🏿

    • @hekanymous
      @hekanymous Před 11 měsíci +5

      We all edge to JoeyWoey, but rare are those who'd admit it.
      Kudos.

  • @hopisanka4430
    @hopisanka4430 Před 11 měsíci +1

    *JEESOOS*

  • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
    @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 11 měsíci +1

    WRATH
    OF
    *_GAAAAAAWD_*

  • @navi_6621
    @navi_6621 Před 10 měsíci

    “NO! My joy banana!” 🍌

  • @IDHLEB
    @IDHLEB Před 11 měsíci

    Bless, bless

  • @DS-ib8ih
    @DS-ib8ih Před 10 měsíci

    [insert reference to hell, norway here]

  • @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
    @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747 Před 11 měsíci +5

    MORTIS! :D

  • @Ampharosite
    @Ampharosite Před 11 měsíci +3

    Squirts

  • @moxxiepeppino
    @moxxiepeppino Před 11 měsíci

    Very cool

  • @HankMFWimbleton
    @HankMFWimbleton Před 11 měsíci

    he found the foghorn

  • @GatileoGatilei
    @GatileoGatilei Před 11 měsíci +7

    Religious entertainment or software, never fails to amuse me

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 4 měsíci

    50:50

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 4 měsíci

    41:12

  • @gram.
    @gram. Před 11 měsíci +2

    This was a good shareware madness, wtf?! Played weird dos games, well, that's what I like anyway 👍

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 4 měsíci

    34:55

  • @Kenwood709
    @Kenwood709 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Hope you like it down under....Dannnn. cuz that shit became unpleasant to watch.

    • @bulkbogan6235
      @bulkbogan6235 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I watched down under Dan playthrough and honestly it doesn't worth it. Yeah it goes a bit more crazy with teleporting shit, but the barrier of entry is that awful mines section that you have to repeat without map.

    • @Kenwood709
      @Kenwood709 Před 11 měsíci

      @@bulkbogan6235 the pixel perfect river jumping and then the stupid rock climbing part just to get to the mine. I just felt bad for Joel and wanted it to end.

    • @gabrokkerhun
      @gabrokkerhun Před 11 měsíci +1

      The entire first part is peak Joel though.

    • @Kenwood709
      @Kenwood709 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@gabrokkerhun first part was awesome. I learned about getting a gobby in the dunny

  • @sleeperagentyami
    @sleeperagentyami Před 11 měsíci +18

    Joey, you should make JOI content. Id love to take orders from u

    • @bernadettebread
      @bernadettebread Před 11 měsíci +17

      joey grandadsauce tell you how to bring out the zumbo sauce

    • @Yeard491
      @Yeard491 Před 11 měsíci +18

      what on earth

    • @hekanymous
      @hekanymous Před 11 měsíci +8

      Instructions unclear, skeleton came out instead, help D:

    • @thag_simmons
      @thag_simmons Před 11 měsíci +4

      Jerk Off Instructions?

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper Před 11 měsíci

      crying

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 5 měsíci

    1:27

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 4 měsíci

    8:13

  • @Taranturat
    @Taranturat Před 7 měsíci

    SMT MENTION W

  • @dillon1012
    @dillon1012 Před 9 měsíci

    Would be a great bit if you registered some of the games and see if they reply

  • @Googlesucksballs
    @Googlesucksballs Před 10 měsíci

    ROFL what the fuck was that ending?!

  • @nikorasuuuu1058
    @nikorasuuuu1058 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Probably the most antichristian biblic gameplays

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil Před 11 měsíci +6

    Dont be silly, Joey, if we're here watching we're all already going to hell ❤ no worries

  • @UltimatePerfection
    @UltimatePerfection Před 11 měsíci

    GOD NO

  • @retro_dandelion
    @retro_dandelion Před 11 měsíci

    Hello

  • @tetrahedronX7
    @tetrahedronX7 Před 11 měsíci

    am i rxtxrdxd for creating you tube channel at september 2021 and august 2014?

  • @pawlik420
    @pawlik420 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Joel will you play gta v or gta iv dlc?

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I am friend with joel and he says yes he has plans to play gtav

    • @badbadbad873
      @badbadbad873 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@boneor...7022 this is not true because i am the friend of the joel

  • @googlekrishna7025
    @googlekrishna7025 Před 11 měsíci

    😂🤣😂

  • @icheeva1
    @icheeva1 Před 11 měsíci

    Bible games ??? Oh nooo

  • @4rumani
    @4rumani Před 11 měsíci +4

    Why are joel streams becoming SO short

    • @dvdlesher
      @dvdlesher Před 11 měsíci +9

      He gets older everyday, very sad really 😔

    • @jacinath
      @jacinath Před 11 měsíci +16

      >streams for seven hours
      >"why stream so short"
      Incredible

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 4 měsíci

    41:12