[Vinesauce] Joel - The Bible Game PS2
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- WRATH OF GOD!!!
Date streamed: 23 Apr , 2019
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(Joel struggles with 10 Commandments minigame)
*THEY ARE LITERALLY NUMBERED FOR YOU.*
OH GOD, I didn't even notice that. HAHAHAHA xD
Not even DSP could fail that badly. That minigame literally handed him the win, and he was like "da fuq?!"
Remember, Joel is fucking illiterate XD
41:45
"Not the end of the world, heres whats next:
*W R A T H O F G O D* "
Hypocrite
This game seems unwilling to teach anything in christian values as much as the idea of God being like mesopotamian deities and being unbelievably capricious and not at all really directly benefiting any of the contestants in their faith in God. Basically its like being in a abusive house wife situation.
Irony
Wow, can't believe Joel managed to stream all of Evangelion in one night.
Stream went absolutely mental at the scene in the hospital
What? What did I miss?
@@Jortmeme I wonder why...
Ah yes. Man of culture being a year+ late. 3.0+1.0
Fun fact, The Bible Game had about 320k total sales. Which would probably put it at #1 best selling Christian game of all time.
WHAT
i think doom sold a bit more than that
@@DJHoboMan yeah about 2 million copies sold
But why
@@yugiohboyfriendappreciator7739 You mean to tell me you wouldn't buy The Bible Game?
Bible game: Do unto others
Also Bible Game: HURL STONES AT THE FILTHY FUCKING PHILISTINES
Well this aged well, considering Israel is doing that now but with bombs instead of stones
When you die, you have to play this game in order to get into heaven.
Does that include the corruptions?
I think I'd rather go to hell.
Do you have to win because I would suck at that
I don't know how to feel about thicc Joel at the beginning
Unbelievably aroused and fearful of god
Hard and wet.
"Why is my pee pee white and sticky?"
12:07
Happy happy and joy joy.
To be perfectly honest, a bible-themed game show called "Do unto others" where everyone goes completely against the commandments and tries fucking each other over really does sound like an SNL skit of some kind.
"He would die :)" - Christian Vinny, 2019
MDickie's The You Testament is still the greatest Bible game ever made.
The Me Testament
Mom can we get Mario Party?
We have Mario Party at home!
Mario Party at home:
BE VERY AFRAID!
I FEEL A WRATH OF GOD LURKING!
“So... they’re still clapping?”
“Yep.”
“Wanna head over to Takeshi’s Challenge for a Mormon?”
“Sure.”
God gets revenge on Joel: the video game
This game is proof that God exists. And he likes to make Joel do the funny.
My father is a staunch christian, and he bought this game for me when it first came out for me to learn more about the bible. Even he got bored with the game and decided to go back on the xbox and play Halo instead.
It’s time to D-D-D
D-D-D-Do Unto Others!!!!!!
Put your Bible in
Put your Bible out
Put your Bible in and shake it all about
When you do unto others and you turn your life around
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
🎶OOOOOOOH Do Unto Others!!!🎶
🎶OOOOOOOH Do Unto Others!!!!!🎶
LOOOOL
A Dirty Shame ruined/enhanced this for me
41:43 “It’s not the end of the world. Here’s what’s next...WRATH OF GOD!”
i used to go to a chirstian summercamp and this games music REALLY DOES make me have vivid rememberings
I'm so sorry... Did you at least wind up listening to Underoath later on?
yea ... i’m better now ^^
Legit tho I grew up Christian around the time of these songs and it's just a weird mix of nostalgia, hilarious, and embarrassment.
Because it’s mostly licensed music you’d hear on the radio
Did Joel just fail at arranging numbers from 1 to 10
joel: gets a lemon
joel: i got an onion?
Joel needs to do a Christian Rock Album in the vain of Super Ghostbuster Great Value.
YES
No swearing, though. That's no good for a Christian channel like that.
And have a Black Metal song as the closing track
@@tyronescringeheaven1120 I don't know if he can get a black metal scream. I would love to hear it if he could, but I digress.
I seem to be running into loads of Evangelion references in a Joel video of all places. Like seriously, this is awesome!
I have a funny story related to this game. As a kid, me and my brother would play this game. He would always win, but any time I got close to winning, I would get “THE WRATH OF GOD”, and lose everything, and it is just so funny to think about today.
*do unto others*
Thats what you get, you sinner.
That was the same situation with me but it was my sister who would get wrath of God when she would get close to winning.
You lost all of your grace of God points
41:44
"Not the end of the world"
*gets wrath of god*
You know a christian game is good when it has a dedicated “god takes a shit on you” mechanic, like the story of Job!
So what you’re telling me is that one of the creators of Tokyo Extreme Racer Drift And one of the creators of Shrek Super Party came together to make a BIBLE TRIVIA GAME?
Crave published for everything, they can publish a game about street racing in Japan to a Christian TV show game.
lmao - it’s just weird to think about but I mean hey Disney made split/second so anything’s on the table
They only make masterpieces
Mass Media also did Muppets Party Cruise. You can hear a lot of common sound effects in that, this game, and Shrek Super Party.
I N D E S C R I B I B L E
U N C O N T A I N A B L E
I R R E V O C A B L E
this definitely feels like the kind of game you would buy at a garage sale as a laugh with your friends and then you pop it into your ps2 and you realise you invited some ancient unknowable chaos gods into your home as the game starts revealing all your darkest secrets to each other until you all descend into madness.
33:18 "Good result! The game screen gives you: Wrath of God!"
When the game froze on the applause, it gave me war flashbacks to the clapping boardroom scene in Birdemic
Best scene in any movie.
This game is like a fever dream. Is this what going to church is like?
I wish
Only if you're a dirty heathen
I woke up one morning asking myself "life couldn't be any better". Now I'm watching Joel playing bible ps2 party games where he throws stones while Christian rock plays in the background.
Life couldn't be any better.
The music really does sound like a Christian Green Day.
"Jesus has the time, to listen to you whine!"
Green Pray
Of course a bible stream had to involve a liiitle bit of Evangelion.
My head hurts! So many Evangelion comments to reply to!
little known fact: god has complete control over this game at all times
I grew up with the newsboys and will still listen to them when I’m having an over the top panic attack, since nostalgic stuff calms me down. I NEVER expected to hear their music in a Joel stream. This is a mindfuck.
Edit: I know every single one of these songs from constantly having praise 106.5 playing as a kid on the radio…
Joel: *gets a lemon*
Also Joel: I got an onion
Joel finishes both part 7 and evangalion in one stream
Still going to comment on every Evangelion comment in this comments section! Running out of ideas.
Thank you, Joel! I can now listen to this without the VOD mute.
He would die.
I just love how gleefully the game host says it lmao
God is a liar bc he didn't even die
*dies in christian*
@@Lackingx there was no death in pre-fall world.
@@funnytimeoofman8855 so he promised he would do something the world had no concept of and ended up not doing it because it wasn't possible...?
Joel you’ve given me horrid flashbacks to my church youth days
Coincidentally, when Joel was streaming this game, a national *Christian Telenovela* about *Jezebel* debuted on my country right on the first chapter.
Ok buddy, pal, guy, friend, dude,man
Catholics aren’t christian. They’re idolaters.
I always crack up when joel shouts ''OH GOD IT'S HIM''
Jorgel won't play MK11 because Pantherk isn't in it
My stepdad got this game on the Xbox for his son to try and get him to church. He never played it.
Joel, there actually *is* a Bible 2. I shit you not, the cover has Jesus Christ riding a unicorn and holding two machine guns while shooting lasers from his eyes. Legit.
[Vinesauce] Joel-
Ah yes, Joel.
[Vinesauce] Joel -
I LOVE THIS GAME
Oh boy! Joel is playing .
Me: yo pass me the aux cord
Friend: you better not play trash
Me: *JESUS WHY IS THERE WHITE PEEPEE*
BREAKING NEWS: Local Swedish Good Christian Boy Plays Bible Game, Gets Smitten By The Wrath Of God
Best laugh ive had in ages. Joel you always find a way to crack me up
The game so good that Joel kept playing it for over a week :^)
I got transported back six years when the Christian rock started playing.
This is like something you would see Orel Puppington play.
Literally just slap Supergod in somewhere and you're exactly right lmao
Has anyone noticed that God's role in this game is to essentially be Mario Party's Bowser? Randomly steeling your currency? Pops up when you least expect him too? You have no control over the random actions he'll bring? Lmao
He's also got an intimidating demon voice.
If only Mario Party called it "Wrath of Bowser".
Did no one else notice the Spongebob text for the name entry at 5:16? It's also on the "Back" and "Select" buttons at the bottom.
I saw this at a local retro game shop and it was right next to Bad Boys Miami Takedown
Just had to share how glorious it was just to come across them both sitting beside each other in a store.
Oh dios mio, this has to be one of the best streams I've witnessed (yet). keep on with the awesome content Joel
Which Bible are we talking here? There are many different translations (Tree of Life, King James Version, International Standard etc.) with different versions adding and subtracting various books (books like Maccabees, Ecclesiastes, 2 Samuel, and additions to Esther, for example are not in all versions). Many Orthodox churches believe that the scriptures must be read in their original language.
Anyway, I wonder if this game covers the really fun stuff from Leviticus, such as: burning fat "for sweet savor unto the Lord" for 9 chapters, God making Aaron burn his sons alive, and stoning rebellious children to death. Joshua and Hosea have lots of fun stuff as well (lots of murder ordered by, and done by God).
Song at around 8:40 is something to believe in by FM static for anyone wondering.
Bless your ears with that.
_Exinthevatican_ makes *way* more sense after this stream..
LET
THERE
BE
LIGHT!
boards are getting literally wiped every turn
also the host is like the host from Total Drama Island
"Its christian green day"
So would it be called sabbath day?
"GOD DAMN IT GOD, YOU SWINE! YOU ASSHAT!" - a truly underrated Joey Vsauce moment
1:07:45 Of course Jobel noticed my Smash Stage level in a stream about the Bible game XDDDD
This game is more unstable then my parents marriage, and they're divorced.
I wonder what Joel did to piss god off so much
Finally I can watch it without VOD mute.
57:42 This gives me flashbacks to the BME Pain Olympics. Whenever I hear Mortification's "Livin Like a Zombie", I hear BME Pain Olympics and this.
58:12: Looks like Joel and I know the song's connection with BME all too well.
I also remember there were other videos related to the BME Pain Olympics, including one person chopping off his penis, which was later confirmed to be fake, but I haven't seen the urethral battery insertion, and I hope I never do.
9:00 Christian Good Charlote 😂
Am I hearing the lyrics correctly “it’s teenage hunting season?” Cause that sounds very unJesus
Holy shit. The music gives me PTSD from Sunday school
I feel a wrath of NOSTALGIA
conglatrulations
this story is happy end
Best part in the stream?
1:01:30
Metal Gear but it’s Jacob’s ladder
41:00 Because joel interupted the presenter it sounds like he said "fuck everybody"
I'm a devout Christian, and _mercy_ does this game make me cringe. The budget of a potato, THE HORRIBLE GLITCHES, and the very poorly placed music just make it so bad it's good. Couldn't they have used instrumentals instead? That's what Hobby Lobby does, and it works. But hearing Chris Tomlin's "Indescribable" being played over a haphazardly designed, knock-off Mario Party minigame about trapping lions in a pit just made my ribcage want to invert.
Mercy, Joel, you didn't even know MOSES? bruh
Also, try "Storm the Gates of Hell" by Demon Hunter.
Holy crap - The wrath of God thing kept on happening to Joel - it's insane!
finally a joel stream.....been dying this past week not seeing anything......the lord answered me
Damn, Jesus holy ghosted me~
7w7
I wish I didn't remember playing this when I was a kid. I don't even remember how I even got it, it just showed up in my house one day. What can I say, I was blessed.
It's weird, I thought my copy was fucked up. Did all copies of the game come horrendously fucked. I remember getting stuck on clapping and being real mad that I couldn't play the shitty Bible minigames. I can't believe that the game just comes like this, all fucked.
The disc also had a weird purple/blue color on the bottom that I haven't seen since.
Lego racers 2 has it too
i hope this is still a mystery for you years later so i can tell you: the weird purple/blue color means the game's on a CD rather than on a DVD. there's a few games like this
The fact that the quiz show is called Do Unto Others makes absolutely ZERO sense, im still fucking reeling
Holy shit i thought this was a fever dream, but no.... I OWNED THIS!
holy shit i remember this game, my friend had it and it entertained us to no end
we need more of this game
IS THIS THE GAME WITH THE TOBYMAC SONG?!!?!
Yes it is.
I love the Joel ren and stimpy gif at the start of the stream
This game cured my depression
As a Christian, this is so much more hilarious.
I think my favorite part about this whole stream was the fact Joel thought his points were actually correctly displayed lmao.
"Are you ready to
DO
UNTO
OTHERS"
Joel and I laughed the exact same way at the exact same time at that
And I rarely laugh out loud at stuff
Oh geez, soon as it loads in I get that remake of Stimpy's butt dance but as Joel. Lol.
27:30
Don't touch this. I'm saving it for later.
So Jobel never gets his audio muted when playing Slayer and such but it does when Christian music plays?
Something tells me Satan was the good guy after all
I feel like the quote "Wrath of God! :D" should be in a joke metal album
We need more bible games with Joel
Might possibly be the best fucking thing I've ever seen.
This is easily the best joel stream ever