The Polar Express Games are a Descent into MADNESS! | MNTM
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- čas přidán 7. 07. 2024
- If I were you I would think about climbing onboard.
In this video I catch a ride on the two games made to tie-in with The Polar Express. It doesn’t end well. If you enjoy the video please like, subscribe and share!
Table of Contents:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:10:44 The First Circle: Limbo
00:15:16 The Second Circle: Lust
00:54:15 The Third Circle: Gluttony
01:07:42 The Fourth Circle: Greed
01:19:51 The Fifth Circle: Wrath
01:34:28 The Sixth Circle: Heresy
01:44:37 The Seventh Circle: Violence
01:57:13 The Eighth Circle: Fraud
02:01:33 The Ninth Circle: Treachery
02:15:02 Purgatorio
02:19:33 Endnotes and Bibliography
#thepolarexpress #review #inferno - Hry
![Polar Express [Bumbles McFumbles]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VLz_4x-MZfY/mqdefault.jpg)
Your videos don't always get the most views (which is a shame) but weather it's Jurassic Park, or a small indie game, or questionable tie-ins, you always seem to put just as much care/effort into your videos. I hope you know that it doesn't go unappreciated.
Thanks! That's really nice to hear.
It's humbling to get to watch your videos when they're in the triple digits in terms of views. Your content is absolutely stellar and it's just a matter of time until you blow up.@@monotonallizard
Also, I must say that the “I need to use the bathroom” bits you put in every video make me laugh every time
Another long video. Your review style is so cozy and easy to listen too. Seriously keep up the great work!
This is a sleeper channel waiting to hit. I don't always enjoy this format when creators opt for the hours-long videos, but it doesn't feel like there's much chaff or time-filling here. Never insanely tangential to the point, not going off on random side-quests talking about something else entirely like some videos. Many thanks for the insane amount of work that must go into these
So glad to have found this channel. Your work is amazingly entertaining, and strikes a great balance between genuine critique and satirical commentary and humor.
Another really great video. I always look forward to these long review videos.
At this point, you're not getting away from Jurassic Park anymore lol.
3:17 I need to use the bathroom.
Since I stumbled upon your man in black video, I really got addicted to your style of content. Thanks for sacrificing your soul for our entertainment. I really hope your channel get the attention. It deserves you are hilarious, and I am already hyped for the trespasser video. Thanks for your content.
Another long one, and Im already loving your work five minutes in. Legend, mate!
You definitely deserve way more views for the amount of effort you put into your content.
You're also funny as all fuck!
Your videos are always a joy, thankyou!
Your commentary is hilarious and the editing is impressive, considering this is a two hour (!) video. I feel like your channel will eventually go through the roof. Well done dude
Did not expect a retrospective on The Polar Express of all things, but I am so here for it! I remember thinking that the animation looked so realistic as a kid, but man it did not age well 😅
Thanks for the vid mate
I adore your content. Keep it up!
Yo! You make great content. One of your videos is gonna go viral and you're gonna gain a following. The quality of your editorial work is great. Can't wait to see what you make next.
Love your presentation! Happy new year.
1 minute in and the Tom Hanks editing joke already made me almost spit water over my monitor. I had to cover my eyes and not look at the screen to stop myself
This video is really well researched! I learned a ton about the context around the book and movie. Thank you!
I never know what to expect from your content this is a positive
Ooooh, eldrtich madness to end the year, perfect!
I remember my sister getting her GBA SP for Christmas and this game because she liked playing mine as well as this game for Christmas. We never got past the toy level because platforming is hard when you're a kid.
Hell yeah
Monotonal Lizard is like the Mauler of video games - he makes a hours long video about games that others would critique in about a quarter of the time.
What a bloody legend ML is 😁👍
I love this video. The amount of detail you go into is great. I feel like I should say that I’ve always loved the Polar Express movie, but I know that it’s a fairly unpopular opinion to have. But never let it be said that I can’t understand why people wouldn’t like a film that I did, even if I still keep on enjoying it in the end. I won’t defend the games though, they are pretty bad. I also have no nostalgia for them like I do for the movie, so that’s probably another big reason why.
i've been binging your vids for a while now..... to the point where i'm giving men in black a try :)
Okay, I didn't imagine the part of them movie where the elves sing a truly haunting rendition of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town", right? Because I feel like all the talk of it being a stealth horror movie in this, you'd think it would have been brought up.
I remember renting this as a kid and being convinced they gave me the wrong movie for the first 20 minutes lol
Monotonal Lizard I am your biggest fan!!!
Technically there is a game of the scene on the frozen lake, but it's a DVD game; on disc 2 of the DVD release. Unfortunately it's just Simon Says, so it's not really any better than the video games. Then again there isn't that much else you can do with a DVD game, so I'll take it.
This guy: _Dares to exist_
Blue Tongue: c:
Your video's are always a treat MNTM. Just wondering if or do you ever consider/plan to cover some Metal Gear Solid games? Mostly the first one for the PS1 as I'd like to see you actually cover a good ps1 title that isn't that dreadful MIB game .
Thanks! I loved the MGS games as a kid but I don't know if I could ever go back to them now. I've got enough on my plate already I think, but never say never.
LETS GO I LOVE BRITISH GAME RETROSPECTIVES
18:40: The Walking Dead Destinies? Golem? Hello?
I'm almost feeling sad that there is no dinosaurs on the thumbnail.
Oh but there is.
@@monotonallizard Ah... that T-rex scene from the first movie... well played. My mistake.
This game looks like the Harry Potter games. I dig it
*sounds of child getting hurt*
Monotonal Lizard: Good.
I think you mean David X Cohen?
Why does Scrooge McPuppet sound like a Guh-nome?
I wish I knew me old chum.
yo Ive been saying this
Outside of politics.
It's a great video.
Congrats mntm.
Time just flies fast since codename 47 days doesn't it.
why....? why did they murder the hobo...? who thought that was a good idea......?