Ryan & Shane Get the Drunkest & Read the Most Campfire Spooky Stories • Too Many Spirits

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    Join us as we read your submitted ghost stories and enjoy cocktails prepared by freshman bartender, Steven Lim. If you've got spooky stories, leave them in the comments below!
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    "Slaughter Water"
    Ingredients:
    Secret bloody mary mix with Salt & pepper, Vinegar, Tomato juice
    Vodka
    Splash of worcestershire sauce
    Juice of half a lime
    2 drops of liquid smoke
    1⁄2 teaspoon sriracha or more depending.
    1. In a tall glass, mix bloody mary mix, vodka, a splash of worcestershire sauce, juice of half a lime and two drops of liquid smoke.
    2. For a mild spice add 1/2 teaspoon sriracha, for a medium spice add 1 teaspoon sriracha and for something very spicy add 2 teaspoons. Enjoy!
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  • @estherjewel5456
    @estherjewel5456 Před 2 lety +5851

    Ryan referring to Shane as his "work husband" is so wholesome

    • @goodnessgracious9166
      @goodnessgracious9166 Před 2 lety +561

      and right before he admits to planning his murder too 🥺

    • @grlbones
      @grlbones Před 2 lety +77

      I ship them, all three of them, OTP

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 Před 2 lety +114

      @@grlbones true what a lovely working friendship they all have

    • @mallory9289
      @mallory9289 Před 2 lety +46

      @Natalia House yeah they have a ongoing joke that ryan is going to kill shane!

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants Před 2 lety +49

      @@mallory9289 Knowing Shane, he relishes being "the victim" too lol

  • @funnyfroggiealert1816
    @funnyfroggiealert1816 Před 2 lety +9137

    this man isn't even making drinks anymore. this is a spiked cold soup

    • @soft-and-neat
      @soft-and-neat Před 2 lety +264

      soup 💀😭

    • @tomiyu2297
      @tomiyu2297 Před 2 lety +251

      I mean, yeah, it's a bloody mary, essentially tomato soup but I love them lol

    • @vikkki1163
      @vikkki1163 Před 2 lety +156

      @@tomiyu2297 i was gonna say this, bloody mary’s are just spicy tomato soup, best drink bc it’s a drink and a snack at the same time

    • @yesterdaydream
      @yesterdaydream Před 2 lety +52

      #HardGazpacho

    • @mariah5714
      @mariah5714 Před 2 lety +71

      Birch don't talk shit about my cold ketchup drink

  • @SadGirlHours_
    @SadGirlHours_ Před 2 lety +1340

    “Betty White’s still alive yes?”
    Me in January 2022: 🧎🏻‍♀️

    • @hermionieismyqueen2097
      @hermionieismyqueen2097 Před rokem +43

      i know they mentioned betty white and i just.... ;-;

    • @cameronbrown1366
      @cameronbrown1366 Před rokem +19

      @@hermionieismyqueen2097 I audibly gasped

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy Před 10 měsíci +13

      I named my dog after her because she was born the day Betty White died

    • @Chris13420
      @Chris13420 Před 2 měsíci

      @@jellybeanboy if only dogs could live as long as betty white did

  • @rebeccaball4726
    @rebeccaball4726 Před 2 lety +1850

    We need to see Shane, Ryan, and Steven attempt an escape room… a horror themed escape room.

  • @destroya_at_the_disco4505
    @destroya_at_the_disco4505 Před 2 lety +9261

    Shane calling his Goatman speech “fairly iconic” is exactly what I needed to hear today

  • @dr.swagington7754
    @dr.swagington7754 Před 2 lety +5579

    On the last episode of BuzzFeed supernatural Shane has to kill the Goatman

    • @lanac5793
      @lanac5793 Před 2 lety +30

      Lmfaooo

    • @sierra4766
      @sierra4766 Před 2 lety +72

      The demons in Shane probably already did.

    • @Scumsplat
      @Scumsplat Před 2 lety +13

      this joke haunts me -

    • @dr.swagington7754
      @dr.swagington7754 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Scumsplat Me too

    • @jackjjorgensen2501
      @jackjjorgensen2501 Před 2 lety +39

      That’s actually a really good idea. Like imagine if for the last episode the boys went back to a bunch of the most popular locations.

  • @taylor-marie163
    @taylor-marie163 Před 2 lety +3948

    Ryan: Have you ever looked at the flamingo and said “brother?”
    Shane: He does have similar legs to me

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před 2 lety +30

      I've watched this episode several times by now but that part still has me laughing super loud every time

    • @leannefresquez3490
      @leannefresquez3490 Před 2 lety +7

      Shane should have told Ryan he has the same size head as the flamingo and the same size brain. 😂😉😂

    • @taylor-marie163
      @taylor-marie163 Před 2 lety +1

      @@leannefresquez3490 😂 haha

    • @emilyrobinson4103
      @emilyrobinson4103 Před rokem +7

      This is the same font as "thank you baby"

  • @ShannonAgain69
    @ShannonAgain69 Před 2 lety +1178

    I really thought "Slaughter Water" was just going to be slightly watered down vodka.

    • @hannahpoyner5353
      @hannahpoyner5353 Před 2 lety +73

      i thought it was fixin to be a bunch of clear alcohols mixed togetehr

    • @od3910
      @od3910 Před 2 lety +9

      I've had that. It was bad

    • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
      @abigailkaterbergcolibaba Před rokem +10

      I mean that's basically what watermelon sugar die was. Slightly weakened vodka

    • @Tediruxevelt
      @Tediruxevelt Před rokem +7

      This was a call back to a puppet history episode yeah?

    • @celestialcressy
      @celestialcressy Před 10 měsíci

      @@Tediruxeveltyes!

  • @davidpetro1032
    @davidpetro1032 Před 2 lety +5251

    When Stephen whispered "intoxicate my friends" to a lime my soul left my body.

    • @JON-qm5ft
      @JON-qm5ft Před 2 lety +30

      That was a lime

    • @davidpetro1032
      @davidpetro1032 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JON-qm5ft true

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +9

      Shane and Ryan's did too😂

    • @Animaniafreak
      @Animaniafreak Před 2 lety +90

      Half way through the show, Steven's goal somehow changed from making enjoyable drinks to fully inebriating his friends

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 2 lety +14

      „Whisper incantation“ 😂

  • @spambotpt2141
    @spambotpt2141 Před 2 lety +6455

    Ryan calling shane his work husband and planning his murder ... Quality content

    • @sidneyh970
      @sidneyh970 Před 2 lety +42

      YESSSS

    • @destonbifelt922
      @destonbifelt922 Před 2 lety +187

      secretly ryan killed brent

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +34

      This is what I signed up for

    • @cctinsley67
      @cctinsley67 Před 2 lety +24

      So it's going to be a good episode

    • @groofay
      @groofay Před 2 lety +33

      The only piece left is a massive life insurance policy.

  • @jaiferrick696
    @jaiferrick696 Před 2 lety +982

    I am 97% sure that Steven was drunk himself while he was making these drinks this season. He's wayyy more silly and loose than usual.

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 Před 2 lety +56

      chef's gotta taste his own food..:P

    • @hjspalenka
      @hjspalenka Před 2 lety +53

      And he never claimed not to be drunk, something he frequently did in the other seasons.

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Před 2 lety +33

      He was doing quality control and taste testing.

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy Před rokem +116

    17:19 “you’ve never written a novella about killing somebody?” “no” thinkin about season 5 of puppet history rn

  • @ellemass2040
    @ellemass2040 Před 2 lety +6775

    I love that Ryan’s parents just let their 30 year old son and his friends get drunk in their yard every now and again

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer Před 2 lety +88

      I wish my grandmother would let me have friends over to party but she absolutely hates alcohol. I'm 24. I never had more than 3 friends over at a time 🙃 and that was only like, 2 times for birthdays

    • @SinCityRaider81
      @SinCityRaider81 Před 2 lety +3

      You still live with you grandparents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer Před 2 lety +277

      @@SinCityRaider81 what's wrong with that? They adopted me. Housing is expensive, I get free food, and I have a roof over my head. What's so funny?

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer Před 2 lety +104

      @@SinCityRaider81 also, it's *your grandparents, not "you grandparents"
      If you're going to try and insult me, learn basic grammar

    • @rosedobbin2121
      @rosedobbin2121 Před 2 lety +127

      @@appleuwumer housing IS expensive. You do you. It's hard to find people outside of the people you trust to hold up their end of the bargain. Very hard.

  • @Spooks._.360
    @Spooks._.360 Před 2 lety +3137

    The fact that Wikipedia locked the goatman bridge article cause people kept changing it to Shane and Ryan's bridge 💀💀💀

    • @jaxsienplays9884
      @jaxsienplays9884 Před 2 lety +314

      its goatman hes mad they took his bridge

    • @earthtovesna
      @earthtovesna Před 2 lety +232

      @@jaxsienplays9884 Goatman paid Wikipedia off

    • @LunaTheMoonBean
      @LunaTheMoonBean Před rokem +33

      LMAO REALLY????

    • @dedsec9734
      @dedsec9734 Před rokem +52

      We need to copy the article word for word and change the title 😂

    • @quanxiss_
      @quanxiss_ Před rokem +31

      LMAO I LOVE THIS FANDOM

  • @xo_backup
    @xo_backup Před 2 lety +1969

    Shane: “Cats are fucked up! They’re weird!”
    My brain immediately: “In case you haven’t noticed, cats are weird. They’re weirdos. They don't fit in. And they don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen them without this stupid hat on? That's weird."

    • @lisazdvoru1660
      @lisazdvoru1660 Před 2 lety +85

      They're stRANGe!!!! And oFf-pUtTiNg!!

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 Před 2 lety +22

      why would you do this to me?

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality Před 2 lety +28

      Haven't heard that one in a while, so... thanks?

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Před 2 lety +3

      Is that a Ramshackle reference I see?

    • @zane9392
      @zane9392 Před 2 lety

      Demons don't like cats..🤨

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 Před 2 lety +666

    I love how Steven keeps promoting Dish Granted like he’s just as excited about it as we are and that’s adorable

    • @Animaniafreak
      @Animaniafreak Před 2 lety +16

      I'm really excited abt dish granted season 2! Don't know who'll b the lucky ppl get to enjoy Stevie's innovative dishes!

  • @elliot2331
    @elliot2331 Před 2 lety +4343

    I love that despite not drinking anything, Steven can still match Ryan and Shane's level of chaos.

    • @SilverDOMO192837
      @SilverDOMO192837 Před 2 lety +216

      my headcanon is that he gets a little tipsy while making the drinks

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 2 lety +113

      @@SilverDOMO192837 agree, I think he gets drunk making the drinks and has sobered a bit before filming the stories.

    • @IM-2055
      @IM-2055 Před 2 lety +7

      His name is Steven right??

    • @harryr5785
      @harryr5785 Před 2 lety +28

      think fumes of those drinks make him tipsy 😭

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 2 lety +19

      @@harryr5785 so you think he might be second hand drunk?

  • @flamboyantpug1165
    @flamboyantpug1165 Před 2 lety +3656

    Shane, at the top of his voice: "FATHER FATHER MAKE IT WET!"
    Ryan: *Don't say that*
    💀
    Edit: Time stamp 22:24

    • @martinel1043
      @martinel1043 Před 2 lety +10

      Time?

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +46

      Ryan's parents: 👁👄👁

    • @Chloe_Gee
      @Chloe_Gee Před 2 lety +27

      It took me a few minutes to stop laughing after Shane said that lol.

    • @kayleighwukovich8318
      @kayleighwukovich8318 Před 2 lety +8

      I jumped to this literally 5 seconds into the vid, and it's absolute insanity without any context

    • @Highimdadtwo
      @Highimdadtwo Před 2 lety +4

      Not all heroes wear capes

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong Před 2 lety +405

    Ryan: "Would you buy a house where a man axe murdered his entire family?"
    Shane: "I mean, I'd hesitate."
    Shane, a few seconds later: "Yeah, I'll take it. I'll absolutely pay full price for this axe murder house."

    • @halliewong
      @halliewong Před rokem +20

      _I rewatched an old Unsolved episode though:_
      Shane: "I wouldn't want to live in a house where people were brutally murdered."
      Ryan: "Why?"
      Shane: "'Cause it's a fuckin' bummer??"

    • @emilydavis162
      @emilydavis162 Před rokem +3

      @@halliewong which ep was that? I can hear it so clearly

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 10 měsíci +7

      ​@@halliewongit's character development! whether it's character growth or regression is another question lol

    • @halliewong
      @halliewong Před 2 měsíci

      @@emilydavis162 It was in the Mary Celeste. About 10 minutes in.

  • @oliviahenson2942
    @oliviahenson2942 Před 2 lety +197

    Ryan taking credit for booting the goatman from the bridge was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

  • @selenay7842
    @selenay7842 Před 2 lety +3208

    Literally 95% of the stories on this series: So one day me and my cousin....

  • @bellesmith8925
    @bellesmith8925 Před 2 lety +9804

    I love that Ryan’s parents just lend out their backyard a couple times a year so his son and his friends can get drunk for CZcams. They must be so proud 😆

    • @juliacarpscasnotious9834
      @juliacarpscasnotious9834 Před 2 lety +479

      imagine they are just watching through a window, laughing at their antics

    • @amberhoward7807
      @amberhoward7807 Před 2 lety +257

      @@juliacarpscasnotious9834 and then taking care of Ryan the rest of the night bc he's too drunk...

    • @jaybofa617
      @jaybofa617 Před 2 lety +85

      His parents seem cool

    • @jaiferrick696
      @jaiferrick696 Před 2 lety +46

      Definitely parenting goals.

    • @drivevengeful
      @drivevengeful Před 2 lety +169

      "Mom, Dad! Can we use your backyard to get drunk and tell ghost stories for CZcams?" "Sounds reasonable for it"

  • @hdhshw
    @hdhshw Před 2 lety +124

    can we talk about how shane forgot the lime he was “roasting” and it was just a burnt crisp

  • @gabriellar9576
    @gabriellar9576 Před 2 lety +145

    24:47 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY AND IT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED. WHAT. DID. YOU. DO. SHANE???
    but fr rest in paradise to that very sweet old woman ❤ she was 99!! I'm happy she was able to live such a fulfilled life 😊

  • @iliketoknit
    @iliketoknit Před 2 lety +2526

    “Beware of ever getting a clown doll”
    Well there goes my weekend plan.

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 Před 2 lety +18

      You have no idea how hard I laughed

    • @blcksvvan
      @blcksvvan Před 2 lety +11

      I mean I collect vintage porcelain clown dolls-

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +5

      Darn it, not again

    • @buttermyfeet4377
      @buttermyfeet4377 Před 2 lety +5

      Too late

    • @slightlypeevedpossom8510
      @slightlypeevedpossom8510 Před 2 lety

      i have several and they've given me no issues. to be fair i only buy ones that don't feel jam packed with cosmic horror and malicious intent.

  • @liahuribe2126
    @liahuribe2126 Před 2 lety +1734

    I just think it’s fucking hilarious that you can put “shane and ryan’s bridge” and most articles will say “yeah its their fucking bridge now”

    • @BrianaCunningham
      @BrianaCunningham Před 2 lety +128

      No takesies backsies, Goatloser

    • @00muinamir
      @00muinamir Před 2 lety +110

      I love that Ryan's just owning it at this point even though he explicitly said "don't put me in your shit!" in the moment.

    • @liahuribe2126
      @liahuribe2126 Před 2 lety +85

      @@00muinamir i mean who can pass the opportunity to say they stole a bridge from a demon with their bestie, and now own it, i wish

    • @ashleyshelley9774
      @ashleyshelley9774 Před 2 lety +2

      @@liahuribe2126 a true king 👑

  • @kalebwick3429
    @kalebwick3429 Před 2 lety +86

    I like that the drunker these two get, Ryan gets nicer and more gentle and Shane gets angrier. They basically flip their sober roles!

  • @starstruckmetal1225
    @starstruckmetal1225 Před 2 lety +49

    I love Shane straight up saying if you're at old Alton bridge and hear spooky noises its just them. shane and ryan haunt their own bridges goddammit

  • @crispyy.roseeMUA
    @crispyy.roseeMUA Před 2 lety +2776

    Shane trying to convince us he's not a demon: ".....humans!!!"

    • @mathew85
      @mathew85 Před 2 lety +43

      Give it up Shane we know the truth 👹👹😅

    • @ronnieeilert8491
      @ronnieeilert8491 Před 2 lety +31

      It makes more sense why a Husky would attack Shane’s face. The dog wanted to see what lies behind Shane’s face!

    • @fudge1770able
      @fudge1770able Před 2 lety +17

      Shane - I've never been possessed!
      Us - lol yeah sure, Demon Shane

    • @Absolutely-Barbaric
      @Absolutely-Barbaric Před 2 lety +23

      @@fudge1770able Can't be possessed if he has been a demon all along right?

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile Před 2 lety +18

      "How do you do fellow meatbags?"

  • @dobbythefreeelf390
    @dobbythefreeelf390 Před 2 lety +1207

    SHane gets so aggresive whenever Goatman is brought up lol

  • @sierra4766
    @sierra4766 Před 2 lety +173

    Shane: says someone will live forever
    Someone: dies within 6 months

  • @luciddreamqueen812
    @luciddreamqueen812 Před 2 lety +170

    My sister thought her room or CD player was haunted cuz she kept hearing whispers and muttering. Turns out it was just her bad CD player and what she was hearing was the background vocals to Our Lips Are Sealed

  • @Shikimira101
    @Shikimira101 Před 2 lety +2596

    Shane: “you’re free to go now”
    Me: didn’t realize I was held here against my will

    • @TheMeladya
      @TheMeladya Před 2 lety +26

      Right 😂‼️ I was like “aww 🥺, can stay a little longer 🥺😩”

    • @amberhoward7807
      @amberhoward7807 Před 2 lety +22

      It's an unsaid thing, but we are all here unwillingly and then they use subliminal messaging to get us to think we are choosing to be here... But I know what's really going on.... It's all a ploy man... It's a secret Government test being played on us all... We can't even make our own choices anymore and have to continue to come back to this channel even if we don't want to... Our brains are now wired to know when a new episode comes on and we immediately go to watch..... The truth is out there man!
      Oh shit, sorry! My conspiracy theory self came out there for a little bit...

    • @brendaatkins2450
      @brendaatkins2450 Před 2 lety

      😂🤣

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara Před 2 lety +2

      Welcome to Hotel California.

    • @amberhoward7807
      @amberhoward7807 Před 2 lety +1

      @@catbeara ahahaha! So true! And I'm ok with it...

  • @howlingcreator
    @howlingcreator Před 2 lety +1137

    "I've not been possessed before" that's because you're a demon, Shane, you possess other demons. Also the dance in front of the fire was uncomfortably funny to me lmao

    • @alexaotto25
      @alexaotto25 Před 2 lety +13

      they’re dance moves lmaaooooo i couldn’t stop laughing

  • @arcadia5218
    @arcadia5218 Před 2 lety +46

    Can’t get enough of Ryan calling Shane “Big Boy”.

  • @Itslilred
    @Itslilred Před rokem +10

    25:15 not Betty white dying 5 months after this was posted 😭😭

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic Před 2 lety +3222

    Steven calling Shane and Ryan “my spicy boys” and Ryan calling Shane his “work husband” has absolutely made my evening. I’m done. I’m happy.

    • @postscript7783
      @postscript7783 Před 2 lety +70

      @長瀞さん ur the one who’s mind went to shipping lol

    • @8Dmovielover
      @8Dmovielover Před 2 lety +85

      @長瀞さん it’s just wholesome masculinity
      Ya projecting

    • @xillianbro
      @xillianbro Před 2 lety +9

      @長瀞さん ?

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 Před 2 lety +33

      fun fact, work wives and work husbands are actually a thing

    • @R0KURU
      @R0KURU Před 2 lety +1

      Glad someone said it

  • @rl751
    @rl751 Před 2 lety +2551

    I fucking SNORTED at “Lim Job”, Jesus CHRIST what a platinum-tier joke

    • @incognitoburrito7558
      @incognitoburrito7558 Před 2 lety +28

      thank you i came down here bc i needed to see someone appreciate this joke its fucking killing me

  • @TheSolitaryGrape
    @TheSolitaryGrape Před rokem +33

    26:02 "you ever looked at a flamingo and been like 'Brother'?" ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SENT ME HOLY SHIT

  • @dorisawalaszek4397
    @dorisawalaszek4397 Před 2 lety +284

    Here’s a fun story, I’ve always believed in ghosts and spirits, however, one day when I was roughly 13/14 i was home alone, sitting in the living room watching some baking show on Netflix until I heard tapping in the walls right next to me. It only got louder and closer. I started to freak out and started to google how to not get possessed, I ended up praying in the middle of my house balling my eyes out. I went to my room and kept hearing this tapping in the walls I tried to ignore it but I was terrified as having watched the movie ‘the boy’, I thought our house was either haunted or someone was living in the walls and I was going to get murdered. When my mum got home I told her that our house was haunted… she laughed and told me we have a mouse in our walls. I went to the bathroom later in the day and ended up nearly taking a heart attack as a mouse was in the corner staring at me .

    • @Yue_mariin00
      @Yue_mariin00 Před 2 lety +32

      YOU SHOULD HAVE SENT THIS ONE TO THEM

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Před 2 lety +32

      Wanna bet the mouse was trying to apologize? Or was plotting against you. Mice be like that.

    • @dorisawalaszek4397
      @dorisawalaszek4397 Před 2 lety +6

      @@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment ahahah I guess we’ll never know

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 2 lety +9

      mouse ghost tho

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet Před 2 lety +14

      Yeah, whenever I hear tales of mystery footsteps in the attic or noises in the walls, it’s probably mice or squirrels. They can make a TON of noise and are often active at night.
      The house I grew up in had dormer windows in the bedrooms, mine overlooked the back porch roof. Raccoons liked to jump onto the roof from the trees, and sometimes at night I’d have the bang on the wall next to my bed to make them run off. I would catch them looking into the room with their weird lil beady eyes, too.

  • @rebeccaguillen3264
    @rebeccaguillen3264 Před 2 lety +1019

    Shane’s going to buy a murder house

  • @CakeoftheMews
    @CakeoftheMews Před 2 lety +1364

    I love the cultural impact that Buzzfeed Unsolved has had on the world. Goatman's bridge is forever known by the internet as "Shane and Ryan's bridge" and young adults and tumblr teens for years to come will go there to meme.

    • @BaconIsWatching
      @BaconIsWatching Před 2 lety +20

      and do math! That episode was an absolute banger among bangers.

    • @rewindingApocalypse
      @rewindingApocalypse Před 2 lety +36

      @@BaconIsWatching Dude, and the "as we snuff these candles so to do we snuff you from this mortal world *blows out candle* you fuckin wimp." when they're leaving the bridge is so underrated and lives rent free in my head

  • @Mrsqtfactory
    @Mrsqtfactory Před 2 lety +48

    Fun fact: "vessie" in French (pronounced same as Vessi in English) actually stands for "bladder" - which is ironic for a waterproof shoe company

  • @dicedesirer
    @dicedesirer Před rokem +22

    needing to put some love out there a year late for just how firmly they were on the "maybe this one was on you" train with the murdering your significant other story

  • @nyuurevolution
    @nyuurevolution Před 2 lety +938

    i never really thought that shane's limbs were that long (or that ryan was exaggerating when he joked about them), until i saw him dance at the end of this video.

    • @carolinevillemaire4339
      @carolinevillemaire4339 Před 2 lety +8

      I thought the same thing !

    • @nyuurevolution
      @nyuurevolution Před 2 lety +29

      @@carolinevillemaire4339 it's a noodle man!

    • @jamiealphabravo
      @jamiealphabravo Před 2 lety +18

      All I'm thinking about is the video where they tried roller derby. 😂 He's so gangly.

    • @Lola-Lu
      @Lola-Lu Před 2 lety +11

      Shane is Slender Man... Slender Shane

    • @julieo6671
      @julieo6671 Před 2 lety

      so true bestie

  • @theod6267
    @theod6267 Před 2 lety +809

    It is my belief that every time Steven has to be the bartender he is possessed by some kind of chaotic force (possibly Shane?) and then he gives them their drinks and sits down and goes back to normal

    • @roseolivas08
      @roseolivas08 Před 2 lety +81

      All three share custody of Ricky Goldsworth

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 Před 2 lety +33

      Natalia Rose
      Mom said it’s _my_ turn on the Ricky Goldsworth

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants Před 2 lety +8

      @@gretablackwell495 Maybe "on" is the wrong word here 😆

  • @LAUTTOCEO
    @LAUTTOCEO Před 2 lety +72

    Ryan lowering the discount Shane's just like yea I'll take the murder house lol 😂

  • @MarielaWilthew
    @MarielaWilthew Před 2 lety +40

    25:00 Well... this did not age well 😭

  • @frosty_teacup
    @frosty_teacup Před 2 lety +2555

    Shane gradually lowering the level of discount it would take for him to buy a murder house had me rolling 😭😭

    • @Elirum
      @Elirum Před 2 lety +7

      Dyingggg

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před 2 lety +21

      we’ll see it soon on one of those “millennials are really poor” clickbait headlines

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi Před 3 měsíci +1

      It would have to be 25% or more for me to even consider it lol. The house itself would have to be somewhat visually and functionally appealing too.

  • @dumbandstinkyglasses
    @dumbandstinkyglasses Před 2 lety +718

    Love how Shane calls the bridge "Shane and Ryan's bridge" when Ryan didn't do shit to steal the bridge from goaty.

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 2 lety +84

      And you know Ryan wouldnt be talking any trash if he were on the bridge again.

    • @dumbandstinkyglasses
      @dumbandstinkyglasses Před 2 lety +9

      @@dylanmahaffey8920 exactly

    • @ShearGenius88
      @ShearGenius88 Před 2 lety +36

      Ryan vehemently wanted nothing to do with Shane’s antics on the bridge!

    • @ka8932
      @ka8932 Před 2 lety +53

      If I remember correctly he added himself at the end when they had the salt around them when they were using the ouija board

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 2 lety +19

      sharing is caring
      Shane won't do it with his food so he shares the bridge

  • @thatsoundslikeblue
    @thatsoundslikeblue Před 2 lety +40

    Every time I watch this episode I die at the French Chairs exchange @ 13:33.
    Ryan: "This comes from user French-Chairs..."
    Shane: "Ooooh, I thought you were gonna say French Stewart!"
    Ryan: "No, not French Stewart. I dunno what that guy's up to. Uh...on Tumblr."
    Shane: "French Stewart is on Tumblr?!!"
    Ryan: "No, French-Chairs."
    Shane: *stares at fire blankly*
    😂😂😂

  • @HalcyonCrow12
    @HalcyonCrow12 Před 2 lety +70

    The people who get their stories read in the last episode of the season are either really lucky or really unlucky. Because Shane and Ryan are so drunk as this point they either love the story and give them 10/10 or say "ah, fuck that one." and give it like 2/10. No in-between lol.

  • @rxpt0rs
    @rxpt0rs Před 2 lety +613

    The genuine concern they had for Betty White was so wholesome.

  • @skylermaxwell2778
    @skylermaxwell2778 Před 2 lety +1118

    “This one is on the house!!!” Implies that Ryan and Shane have to pay for the other ones

    • @ssipssip
      @ssipssip Před 2 lety +26

      Or that Ryan's parents paid for that drink specifically

    • @theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567
      @theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567 Před 2 lety +3

      Pretty sure they'll have paid in hangovers the next day, for ALL the drinks!

  • @gr33ngirlsea
    @gr33ngirlsea Před rokem +11

    Ryan's references to being a dad & grandfather in the future are cute. I hope he really enjoys being a parent once he gets there!

  • @tommyashton2556
    @tommyashton2556 Před 2 lety +15

    16:40 the way ryan sips ponders and then says 10 like he’s in disbelief is so funny

  • @Jaygazzilli
    @Jaygazzilli Před 2 lety +420

    Imagine ryans mother glancing out the window and seeing them two legends doing that shit round the fire at the end haha

  • @boltonsmom
    @boltonsmom Před 2 lety +553

    Imagine Shane is your grandfather & he’s telling you the story of his childhood nightmares “I would scream & scream & scream”

  • @rigom.5438
    @rigom.5438 Před 2 lety +27

    ryan to shane:
    “you ever looked at a flamingo and been like ‘brother?’”

  • @TheAceAllagator
    @TheAceAllagator Před 2 lety +30

    Them just roasting goatman any chance they get is the best

  • @zombzified
    @zombzified Před 2 lety +655

    shane and ryan are the only drunk men i will ever trust.

    • @PureMagic101
      @PureMagic101 Před 2 lety +24

      Them and post Malone for me personally
      I feel like ol postey would tuck me in if I passed out at a party and make sure I’m safe

    • @rosea1505
      @rosea1505 Před 2 lety +11

      I don’t drink typically, but would love to with them honestly

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +4

      Facts, tbh

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +16

      @@rosea1505 Honestly, they could both be drunk and I be completely sober and I would enjoy hanging with them more than any other men

    • @mallory9289
      @mallory9289 Před 2 lety +13

      the only men i would trust with my drink.

  • @vidi-ugh
    @vidi-ugh Před 2 lety +966

    Ah yes, the drunkest episode, time to ROCK N ROLL BUCKAROO

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 2 lety +3

      and now watch them backwards and the bois will sober up

  • @Zevonfan524
    @Zevonfan524 Před 2 lety +30

    This show is a fucking fever dream & I love it.

  • @papl20
    @papl20 Před 2 lety +56

    Shane and Ryan saying they'd break up with their significant others if they planned their murder as if they didn't do that all the time. And they're work husbands confirmed.

  • @jaylinholland7535
    @jaylinholland7535 Před 2 lety +2307

    Shane: oh my god I really hate bloody Mary’s. This drink is so bad.
    Also Shane: *continues to sip drink steadily throughout the episode*

    • @Ale-is1dk
      @Ale-is1dk Před 2 lety +149

      That’s what happens when you’re drunk lol, you barely feel how disgusting the drinks get as the night progresses

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 2 lety +51

      and somehow, despite bumping it a lot, Shane never spills his glass

    • @Cheat-le7zw
      @Cheat-le7zw Před 2 lety +13

      Yeah you can literally hear the ice rattling around as he's drinking 🥃🤣

    • @Cheat-le7zw
      @Cheat-le7zw Před 2 lety +13

      @@Ale-is1dk True I once drank 3 pitchers of beer with some friends at a bar and I don't care for beer

    • @Ale-is1dk
      @Ale-is1dk Před 2 lety +13

      @@Cheat-le7zw same, I hate beer but after a while of drinking other stuff I can probably drink it without problem cause you don’t really feel how disgusting it actually is

  • @carry-on-my-legacy
    @carry-on-my-legacy Před 2 lety +977

    The Betty white moment reminded me of the scene where the ghost sounded like will Smith and Shane was like, 'are we sure will Smith isn't dead?'

    • @dakota7109
      @dakota7109 Před 2 lety +8

      Hmm

    • @jessicaryder5282
      @jessicaryder5282 Před 2 lety +43

      literally watched this video the day Betty White died

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy Před 10 měsíci +1

      "That sounded like Will Smith. Is Will Smith dead? Can we check the news?"

  • @maggiedietrich7858
    @maggiedietrich7858 Před 2 lety +99

    Can we get a series called “Resolved” where you guys tell us about solved true crime cases? I’m gonna miss true crime so much in bun :(

  • @mnw1754
    @mnw1754 Před 2 lety +72

    i hope steven's feelings aren't hurt for real when they insult his drinks

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 10 měsíci

      Did you see how little effort he put in??

  • @feliciaHardyy
    @feliciaHardyy Před 2 lety +175

    Steven: "3 1/4 ounce exactly"
    *over pours*
    Steven: "I hook up my friends"
    *under pours*

  • @shojohi
    @shojohi Před 2 lety +204

    I like how Ryan just casually acknowledged Shane as his work Husband and lightly joked about writing murder novellas about him. Great stuff guys 👌✨

  • @theluck113
    @theluck113 Před 2 lety +5

    15:53 the moment Ryan signed up as Shaniacs

  • @VampireKitties
    @VampireKitties Před 2 lety +13

    The first dream I can recall was a reoccurring one where I was disemboweled by a werewolf in a cave and watched him pull out my intestines. I was like 5. Interesting to know others have had similar dreams.

  • @little_lion_heart9850
    @little_lion_heart9850 Před 2 lety +782

    Shane's "your free to go now" at the end. Like a drunk disoriented English teacher who has droned on 10 mins past the bell about something only he cares about and is finally letting the students leave.

    • @darrenpaxton8913
      @darrenpaxton8913 Před rokem +6

      Jeez those teachers were the worst "the bell is to notify me not you". Like taking time off of lunch time cos they couldn't plan their class time better

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +279

    The moment Shane bullied a demon off it's own bridge lives rent-free in my head.

  • @alexpovivity1065
    @alexpovivity1065 Před 2 lety +24

    ive been watching this whole series in order as a playlist and i gotta say its super weird to have come to episode right on the day betty white actually died...

  • @skylarmolkens4735
    @skylarmolkens4735 Před 2 lety +9

    I enjoyed watching Shane’s lime turn to ash throughout the duration of this episode

  • @Laura-qo5sf
    @Laura-qo5sf Před 2 lety +341

    Why do I have a feeling Shane will definitely get Ryan a clown doll at some point in the future lol

    • @tnhbroadcast11
      @tnhbroadcast11 Před 2 lety +13

      I am sure he will just by looking at his face while he was saying "promise". lmao

  • @catherinej1351
    @catherinej1351 Před 2 lety +493

    Shane is Ryan’s work husband confirmed

    • @kcvideos6515
      @kcvideos6515 Před 2 lety +16

      Haha yes if anyone needs the timestamp 17:22

    • @criesincryptid
      @criesincryptid Před 2 lety +3

      @@kcvideos6515 bless you

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 Před 2 lety +2

      didn’t they technically get married? like they where drunk and got married

  • @Hauntedcottagecore
    @Hauntedcottagecore Před 2 lety +3

    I was rewatching this today and the last few minutes made me cry. Betty White died yesterday. RIP a legend

  • @abigailserenity6459
    @abigailserenity6459 Před 2 lety +3

    I have bartended for many years and I love Steven’s passion. I mean he’s not good but he has so much fun! I love it! He has come up with so many great names for drinks. With practice I think he could be a wonderful bartender. His cooking skills have grown, with time he could learn how to bartend like a pro. He is such an energetic person and has an amazing personality.

  • @freya2294
    @freya2294 Před 2 lety +444

    the warning saying they're under "professional supervision" makes it sound like ryan and shane are misbehaving children and honestly i don't think that's an inaccurate statement

    • @maroonggirl
      @maroonggirl Před 2 lety +8

      I always thought the "professional supervision" was Steven, the sound guy and whatever other crew is there, and maybe Ryan's parents

  • @alexiskiser4840
    @alexiskiser4840 Před 2 lety +143

    I like how slaughter water was also a big name in puppet history

  • @Melissa-pc9pg
    @Melissa-pc9pg Před 2 lety +6

    17:40 he was warning us about the puppet history finale and we didn't even realize

  • @DragonBaeZ
    @DragonBaeZ Před 2 lety +3

    Binging Watcher channel and watching this. RIP Betty White!

  • @shrutinaryal6180
    @shrutinaryal6180 Před 2 lety +119

    "You really look at a flamingo and be like Brother" ~Ryan 2021

  • @carlinkag2525
    @carlinkag2525 Před 2 lety +123

    Shane and Ryan are platonic soulmates, nothing can change my mind.

  • @La_Marquis
    @La_Marquis Před 2 lety +20

    Shane: Betty White’s still alive, yes?
    Me in 2022: … well this is just sad

  • @isisross4516
    @isisross4516 Před 2 lety +5

    "Betty White is still alive, right?" Ohhhhhh....

  • @alysongrace5044
    @alysongrace5044 Před 2 lety +462

    Steven Lim everytime he makes a drink: “a two shots of Vodka” *proceeds to poor in half the bottle* “and then-“

  • @shi_vi2238
    @shi_vi2238 Před 2 lety +198

    At this point I just feel bad for the Goatman.

    • @baeblade3818
      @baeblade3818 Před 2 lety +13

      SHITTY LITTLE HOOVES 💀🤣

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 Před 2 lety +11

      He's still traumatized by Shane's speech

    • @msia7201
      @msia7201 Před 2 lety +1

      He's getting bullied.

  • @rencors9096
    @rencors9096 Před 2 lety +11

    Jeez Louise I've never truly realised how tall Shane is until now, unless he's grown taller somehow or Ryan has shrunk 26:55

    • @karnavi6172
      @karnavi6172 Před 2 lety +2

      It is kinda funny. I think it's because of the shorts, the contrast highlights just how much of him is just l e g .

  • @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo

    These two are soulmates idc if it‘s platonic or romantic I’m just plain convinced

  • @KnifeToMeetYou_
    @KnifeToMeetYou_ Před 2 lety +519

    Alternate story title for Steve Goatman's Revenge:
    Shane and Ryan's Bridge 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @SuperGT240
    @SuperGT240 Před 2 lety +130

    the best part of this season is watching the sunscreen steadily disappear from their noses

  • @sethescope
    @sethescope Před 2 lety +5

    Ryan calling Shane his work husband warms my heart in ways it has not been warmed in a very long time

  • @unicorn-in-the-library1508
    @unicorn-in-the-library1508 Před 2 lety +21

    "Betty White's still alive, yes?" aged like milk

  • @stcrletz
    @stcrletz Před 2 lety +199

    "get yo shit together!"
    "would you shut up --- ... sorry-" 😭✋

  • @missmichellie227
    @missmichellie227 Před 2 lety +806

    IDEA: Hear me out. For next season the people writing the stories must put in the phrase *"that being said"* during their story a few times. And everytime Shane or Ryan reads it they have to take a shot.

  • @arocknrolldream
    @arocknrolldream Před rokem +6

    For some reason it’s so funny to me that shane had the puppet talking when he said “how did it go ryan?”

  • @aninomousflyer1049
    @aninomousflyer1049 Před 2 lety +9

    Shane: The mirror dimension where great grandmothers eat cookies all day.
    Ryan: 26:42
    Mr Shane looks cool in shorts