They’re Hellbent On Killing Star Wars
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Disney and Lucasfilm seem destined to destroy the Star Wars franchise, continuing to run it into the ground with the Rey movie announcement.
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The first woman I'm aware of to shape Star Wars was Marcia Lou Lucas, George's wife. She edited the first three Star Wars movies.
How would she know that? I’m betting you she’s probably not even seen clips on CZcams from the previous films, much less knows their actual history.
Thats an exaggerated rumor that even Marcia has debunked
She worked as an editor just on the first Star Wars
Yes she help in the editing but it was mostly George who did everything in all 3 films
She confirmed this on a book that was released lilke 4 years ago and in that same book she trashed the Disney movies lol
Yea, but that doesn't fit well with the story that this new woke female director wants to portray since she is such a trail blazer after all. So just pretend it isn't real. Actually, I think disney put that in star wars legend after they bought lucas films.
@@Syfcobra8549 true, Lawrence Kasdan was the true savior of the OT
@@Fadaar actually, it was Paul Hirsch./s
Nah, Kasdan had more influence over RotJ and whatever effects he had on Empire are actually minimal.
Rey was a KK self insert not Abrams just FYI......
Feels like a bit of both.
@@sgm2463 i can see that too lol....
Yep, everyone knows she has a fetish for young English brunettes
So there is evidence of executive meddling behind the scenes.
KK is an Anglophile.
She must hate being an Irish.
All those women taking charge of stuff believe themselves to be the miraculous chosen one to be the FIRST WOMAN EVER to be in charge of something in the history of humanity.
The only time women change anything in history is when they are on their backs in bed with their feet spread. lol 🤣🤣🤣
Of course, we all know that’s nonsense. Jennifer Lawrence is actually the first woman to ever (fill in blank).
And they inevitably seem to destroy everything they touch, driving both men and women away, but always blame those big bad misogynists.
@@neillindgren8992 No blank required, my friend. Just : Jennifer Lawrence is the first woman to ever. Nobody ever before her as she was the first.
@@alexman378 They do drive women away, namely the original fans. Those women, who in the 70s were called "what a woman is supposed to be" (keep their dicks in their pants, and wait to get r-worded by a self-enamored space pirate), politely admitting to the consequences of anti-sexuality - having no legitimate opinion... those women, today, are seen as traitor women.
The modern feminist does everything as well as a man does, because sperm banks have been invented to make men superfluous.
The modern feminist does not go quietly into that good night, of admitting to the decrepifying limitations of anti-sexuality, and it's inherent psychopathic powerlessness, but rather, consider it an insult to them, that a thing exists in the universe, that means the world of happiness and comfort to some (the most threatened and scared) people, while ALSO being completely and utterly worthless to a (useless) antisexual female.
But the psychopathy and power structures are highly desirable for their destructive potential, the idea of being potent and being a threat to big, strong men, who, THEORETICALLY, could easily threaten a petite femme (and do so, on occasion, if you kick them in the nuts enough times, their true violent and evil nature spews forth, you just have to keep kicking them, and you'll prove how evil men are - so you no longer have to feel guilty and ashamed of being a "rebel" against "the patriarchy"). So out of spite and vindictiveness, they decide to exploit the phenomenon of sex for their own personal (monetary, status, power and influence) gain. To pretend to not be dysfunctional. It's called the Amber Hurt Syndrome.
The "chosen one" female narrative, is meant to mimic the male counter-part, that modern feminists have taken contempt for. The male version is a long-standing coping mechanism, that women, to the admonishment of modern feminists, decided to accept and try to exploit for their personal gain. It was the idea, that if you're fat and ugly and growing more and more degrading and pedo-harmful every second.... at least you can be "a good boy/"nice guy"" and deserve a reward "from society"....
But because of the sexual humiliation, the only reward that could ever exist, is the total and absolute absence of sexual humiliation. And the only way to get to that plateau of safety and comfort is to r-word all the sexiest, underagesgest schoolgirls - and GET AWAY WITH IT! To become Jeffreyba the Huttstein, to "earn it".
So that's the coping resource: "Iz okay that I sexually degrade you to feel as ugly as me, even when you are not (yet)... because I've taken all this here money from other people, in order to be a "societally approved success", that deserves to r-word the sexy young girls, so society can inspire people to take more money from others, and become a richer society. And many, many women played along, because their antisexuality COULDN'T tell them not to - it's just non-sexual, and pretends, that sex doesn't exist (except for when it means free money, but then, only the free money exist, let's not talk about how to get it, eew, gross).
But it also attracts a temporary new audience, who, temporarily, have more money, than any other working class - modern feminists.
And it remains Disney's assessment, that the agender-genda should be subtle and subversive enough, that the unenlightened audience, mainly kids and "innocent" neo-feminists, won't perceive the sedition as it affects them, and manipulates their mind.
The reason why they believe this, is because they watched it happen before... True, it was a vastly different world back then, but the evidence points irrefutably in this direction: "Put it in a movie, and people en masse, will accept it as normal and desirable - it doesn't matter what it is. It could be a hero, who masturbates in the face of every pretty girl he sees (because of misogynistic, dehumanising objectifying hateful vindictiveness - and people believe, that's heroic. Or a space captain, who abducts a refugee, only to sexually assault her as soon as he gets her alone, and without social support. And people will think that's heroic, too. Or telling women outright, you know, if you're antisexual, then you don't have a god damn reason, NOT to dress in a metal bikini and suck off a space slug, for millions of dollars ("That's what I'd do... if a wasn't such a screaming coward homophobe"). It may be true, yes, but for the reasons I outlined above, it's a very insulting and hurtful truth. They much prefer to pretend sex doesn't exist, because they can't harvest sex for sex.
Modern Disney ruining Star Wars seems to be their favorite pastime.
Star Wars doesn't exist. The only positive thing is watching these Disney rants all over internet and giving 1 star at IMDB as soon as possible.
@@mr.aleximerso you'll not view the media and blindy follow a person's opinion online and just spew hate vomit without once using your own opinions? How very sheep like 🐑
Nooo,its all great,just some little things that anoyed me,but over all it was great!Sadly we possible wont see Kylo again!
@@brunoheggli2888 do you have brain damage?
@@mr.aleximer Disney provides me with a ton of entertainment, in the form of people shitting on Disney.
rey being such a mary sue could've worked if they just had the balls to have her turn to the dark side. For instance: she was so used to everything coming easily in the beginning, but then when she begins to struggle with the more advanced stuff, she gets upset that she can't be good at jedi skills off rip, so she begins her descent into the dark side which promises power for less work. Boom.
There was a theory before rise of Skywalker came out and it was really good. It went into detail of how Rey would turn
@@Slippy_187 Nice!
Enter Palpatine and his mind fuckery.
@@Slippy_187 There was so much they could've done with it honestly. Would've been great to see an arc where Rey turns dark and Kylo finds redemption and turns back to the light. Maybe in the final movie rey ends up killing Palpatine to become the most powerful (rule of two), and it's up to Kylo to stop her.
The most egregious aspect of the new trilogy is truly the amount of wasted opportunity.
If at the end of the movie, she had accepted being a palpatine and said that instead of skywalker, the movie wouldve been a bit better in my eyes. Still she wouldve been a mary sue, but her accepting whom she's decended from with the dark powers she possess es wouldve been some good character development. If leia still accepted her,she can accept it herself.
i have no words to describe the amount of disappointment i feel for star wars
It used to make me angry but now it genuinely hurts like a break up 🥴
No,i think you love all the new Starwars Movies!Its just that you get angry and bitter with age and your looking for something you can get angry about!Just watch"The force awakening and all the other movies and avoid the small bad parts like the casino planet!
@@brunoheggli2888TFA wasn't good, it was "ok" if it went somewhere.
It's like if you liked the Holiday special for Boba Fett and never got a good ESB... No one would watch it for Fett.
The only difference between Star Wars and Game of Thrones or Lost was that Star wars built 35 years of goodwill before crashing and burning instead of just a handful.
@@vladpiranha SW actually has a huge difference... If you never followed it the old EU has about a hundred full length novels... That's a huge difference from Got, which has yet to finish a 7 book series(Rogue squadron novels had a longer run by THEMSELVES... Like legit more pages guaranteed, and then the other series have similar length at times but often stand alone and trilogy).
There is more SW content from the 90's than under Disney, and far better storytelling.
“Intellectual mukbang”.
“People don’t like watching trash wherever they are.” 🤣
You know its serious when a grown man with blue hair is telling you that you’re going too far
Or how to keep your hair
We're back to the tradition of hiring people base on race and gender, congratulations 👏👏👏
The US used that tradition for the current vice president.
those people are die hard racists and sexists. But if they do it, their own standards don't count
💀@@Ambera3407
Extremely ironic! But yes we are back to it.
This is the result of electing Biden or any other woke democrat
Star Wars is undead. It keeps plodding around and eating brains.
Somehow, Star Wars returned
I do find it funny that zombie storm troopers were the first time storm troopers have been dangerous since they killed Luke's Uncle and Aunt.
@@Drak976 Ah, we have no proof that storm troopers killed them as there were no witneses. Only that Ben Kenobi said it was them.
Yeah, that is why you should not consume it, no, not even pirate it. That is by no means clever, it is dumb because they crap into your mind whether you pay for it or not. And influencing social engineering is the main purpose of entertainment!
People need to stop being oversized todlers.
The zombies are spitting out the brains they eat now.
It didn’t help that Moses Ingram couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. Her one emotion is yelling.
Wouldn't that be for all Modern Woman actresses for Modern Movies and Shows basically.
@FTChomp
Yea but she was REALLY good at yelling, and nothing else.
@@FTChomp9980It's the writing. Look at Bo Katan really most of the women in Mando are good strong characters. That's one of the few examples of StarWars done right as of late though.
Yep she was awful in Obi Wan.
I thought she was great in the last episode, it’s a shame they didn’t let her actually perform the rest of the show with the same intensity
That Obi Wan show was unforgivable. 3 years after the conclusion of the corporate soulless, mess of a trilogy. And that’s what we got? With Obi Wan?!
But Reeva was so cool!! 😂😂
It is bizarre from a business standpoint. Obi-wan is about the only nearly universally loved thing from the PT and they did the cinematic equivalent of burning money and then burning the ashes with the show. Hell I am amazed no one has gotten on air to shit talk John Williams contributions to the Saga. Even if the ST score was just existing. It was at least unoffensive. So better than just about everything else that has to do with the ST.
She's not Rey Skywalker, she's Rey Palpatine.
Cultural appropriation.
Rey claiming the Skywalker name feels like the same logical consistency of the trend "female math"
She has one last step to being a Skywalker that I know of, losing a dern hand/arm
she has been disowned
Woke disagrees otherwise. "You can be anything! You can even fly! You can fly!" -keyandpeele qoute
I am baffled how after all the flops and bad choices Kathleen Kennedy continues to be there and worse she keeps taking the same direction as before and nothing happens.
This time NO-ONE should go to the cinema support any film they make, but again nothing will happen...
Black rock cia mk.ultra american "new woke agenda". KK is doing exackly what she was ordered to do. And she will continue to be paid by black rock. Everything has deeper meaning. You are all just too blind to see it. This is all by design. There are no accidents especialy not that kind of "accidents" that continuously happen after eachother in The same pattern.
Star Wars died a long time ago, they're just picking the bones these days!
Picking those bones hard
I maintain they are continuing to desecrate the corpse.
@@Princess_Feona just like they did with Indiana Jones and the Dial of Dysentry. The creativity has gone so they're just trying to squeeze a few more dollars from the old franchises.
@@Princess_Feona Weekend at Bernie's.
Weekend at Obi’s
Good summary...I have certainly given up on this franchise. I'll always have my childhood memories from the original trilogy and Kennedy can't take that away from people. Today's version is completely unrecognizable...RIP Star Wars.
The sequel trilogy actually does unite all the Star Wars fans!.. All the Prequel and Original fans against dark future of this universe.
Disney’s continuity is just another Infinities alternate universe as far as I’m concerned. Because the Expanded Universe is the actual canon continuity for Star Wars.
I'm fine with Lucas' hexalogy and maybe Clone Wars micro series because I like Samurai Jack. Episode 6 was a perfect ending for SW.
@@JoakimOtamaa 💯👍👍
100%. At first i was upset they deleted the universe i liked so much. After their recent crap im just happy i have a huge set of books and games that i consider the real thing
@@3ericw 👍👍
The good part about them nuking it is that they haven't brought it back to stuff it full of the message. Hell the state of SW almost makes me miss Denning and I am not a fan of most of his contributions to the EU. At least Han and Leia were stupidly happily married in his books.
I’d rather HBO buy the rights to The Old Republic era for Star Wars because unlike the later seasons of Game of Thrones at least it has source material.
Sadly even HBO is no longer HBO. They have become equally shit with messaging.
Agreed. They can definetely make fantastic shows if they have source material, House of the Dragon for example was my favourite show of the year.
As a person whose favorite form of entertainment is the Old Republic era of Star Wars I hope it never comes to TV/Film.
With the track record of Hollywood right now I can’t imagine anyone truly capturing the stories of characters like Revan, Bastila, Meetra, Darth Bane or Satele.
With that said, if Disney really wanted to target a female audience with a strong, well written, well-rounded female character, we should have gotten the story of Meetra Surik and Kreia adapted to the big screen before Rey Wars.
You really believe that HBO wouldn't destroy the franchise?!
That is so naive.
@@saymyname2417 I’m not saying it’s out of the possibility. I just was saying a hypothetical
You were right about the bad Fanfic self insert just wrong about who. In every property a brown haired, slightly British, perfect white woman comes in and outshines everyone as the perfect Mary Sue.
It's KK. KK has made fan fiction inserts of herself in every project.
At the very least it is a bunch of ass kissing from her subordinates.
I really hate everything Disney does.
No you love it!Just be honest to yourself!Dont fight against your love for all Disney!
@@brunoheggli2888 wow mate, how hard were you dropped on your head as a child… even if you’re just trolling
Free yourself,enjoy all the great new movies and toys from Disney!Rey is coming back too!Sadly no Kylo anymore!I hope Disney stocks going down some more,maybe i will buy them if they have a pe of 50!I think Dusney will doing great longterm,the parks are a great moneymaker,something Netflix dosent have!
@@roccociccone597Bought some great new Starwars Lego sets!Life is good!
I’ve moved on to Godzilla.
This dogshit about Rey Palpatine spawning a baby is basically the rip off of Anakin’s birth as the Chosen One in reverse, at this point may as well call it Star (W)Horres: The Bastard of Skywalker
😂😂💀
I’d rather have The Holiday Special from 1977 get a remaster on physical media then to watch anymore Disney Star Wars trash!
Deep inside you know that something is going wrong with you!Work on yourself and you will see the light again!Enjoy everything new from Starwars!Have fun,you love it,dont fight against your real feelings!
@@brunoheggli2888 consume product and then get excited for other products
You're absolutely insane. 😂
Disney yard sale incoming I’m predicting: first they sell 20th Century back to The Fox Corporation and the Fox heirs, then Lucasfilm back to George Lucas or to however’s the highest bidder, and then finally the Marvel character rights get sold to multiple buyers similarly to the 90’s. That’s more likely than Disney changing their ways and respecting their purchases.
God please 🙏
Lucas is far from any media culture, he only wants peace and tranquility for the rest of his life.
Yup
Except Lucas would refuse. These days he wants to stay away from Star Wars, he’s got a family, a child, he wants to spend time with them
I'm genuinly excited. They're clamping down on wokeism and misandry for one last push.
Soon enough its all going to come back at em hard.
No noo all the wokeism just exists in your mind!Just enjoy all the great StarWars movies,!Cant wait for the new movies!
@@brunoheggli2888 yeah you actually have brain damage… you poor poor soul
@@brunoheggli2888lol
I think we are at the stage now where it will be met with apathy or mockery rather than anger. They can deal with anger, reversing back onto the fan base but they struggle with apathy and mockery
The core problem at Lucasfilm is not wokeism or misandry, but creative bankrupcy. Their dont have one original bone in their body, not a single new idea in sight. They know this so they try to cover it up with pandering.
The reason people were so positive about the force awakens at first (excluding the obvious) is that people were willing to see if the elements in the film added up to a great trilogy.
Which of course was dashed by Rian in his opus of last Jedi
fact. It was really derivative, but despite some cringey bits, it felt like a reset of the franchise and was at least exciting. Everything kind of happened so fast you didn't stop to think about how little sense it all made. Then rey defeated Kylo which wasn't great build up of her character or the villain...unless he wasn't the villain. Then the Last Jedi killed all of that. First Star Wars movie I left actually hating. I was done after that.
Or maybe Rian was trying to do us a favour by ruining Jar Jar's plans to expose him as a lazy writer (Rian may be bad, but at least he has ambition)
Love this guy’s videos. Try as people do, you can’t separate politics from media if said politics have been purposefully ingrained in that media. Judging these movies on their own merit is near impossible because of how hard “ThE mEsSaGe” is being pushed.
We live in diffrent times,if you cant accept it just build a bunker and isolate yourself!Things and societys are changing all the time,its a normal and natural thing!
@@brunoheggli2888we live in an age where entertainment bows to politics and in that scenario these b!tches aren't even the first to do THAT. Leni Refenstal was. And yes the message pushers as fascists just like she was....
They are digging the hole for those supporters and pour money to them.
The main explain is to use the case of Oceania's media in 1987. The dictatorship government done excellent in suppress people by control 100% of media, school and population. Media broadcast erotic and porn for male (which st that time I believe the author did not know about gender equality) to make them softer. Create imagine enemies from both inside and outside which they can control.
Right now looks again with Western:
- TV: woke shit no one want to watch
- School: separated from LGBTQ education and despite that
- Enemies: Trump absolutely not villain for those who is suffering from inflation and want to get out of Ukraine shit ASAP. Russia still advanced meanwhile NATO armoury depleted.
- Social media: X is belong to Elon and he has 0 obey.
Now civil revolution is now how but when.
Or y'know... Not watch it. The past is still around. @@brunoheggli2888
@@brunoheggli2888no it’s not and that’s exactly y there’s so much push back from regular mentally sound people. “Get woke go broke”
I think Disney Star Wars Division as a whole decided that women were a purse full of money they weren't attracting.
They assumed men would always want to watch, because they were already hooked.
So, they went full on with trying to attract women viewers and buyers to Star Wars.
What they didn't get right is that everyone else would take this approach to, and men are fed up of it.
Just watching the commercials in the UK shows you this. There are no white men in commercials anymore. Everyone is trying to attract the non-white men market, assuming that white men will already buy what they have always been buying.
But as Bud Light found out, that isn't the case.
Maybe Star Wars will realise before the franchise is dead, but I personally haven't watched their content since Season 2 of Mandalorian.
Curious when other die hard fans stopped watching, waiting for a male led, strong character to come along, that isn't constantly b*tch slapped by females.
It's not that they're trying to attract another customer base and simply assuming the prior one(s) will stay with them; denigrating and demonizing the prior fan base in the process of jettisoning it completely is considered to be a necessary part of wooing the new one. One that doesn't even exist.
The best analogy I can think of would be some urbanite wannabe farmer who, after hearing how popular "My Little Pony" is with little girls, goes and buys a dude ranch, paints all the guest houses pink, decorates them with frilly curtains, throw pillows, and lacy four-poster beds, then goes outside and shoots all the horses to make room for the magical unicorns and starts advertising his brand-new "girl-friendly" unicorn riding academy...never stopping to think whether or not unicorns are real. 🤷♂️
What’s funny is that Star Wars attracted both men and women. They didn’t have to change the brand to appease women. All they did was piss off everyone.
Kenobi was the last straw for me. Stepping past all the dumb politics and stuff, it was just... boring. Nothing happened.
That's in the US as well regarding commercials. I stopped all Disney products for several years. My children, thankfully, also are not interested.
my only issue with your take... is that Star Wars is already dead. at least as far as disney is concerned. the last hope died when they screwed Jon Favreau out of the Mandalorian season 3. if they sell it off maybe i will look at it again, but until then it just sits back on those shelves.
They Rey swapped Luke Skywalker.
Even took his surname
Cultural appropriation at it worst. DEI = white men need not apply; unless of course they are portrayed at evil villains, incompetent, LBGTQ++++, or buffoons. F modern Hollyweird.
Boycott Disney and everything they put out. No movies., no streaming service., no merchandise, no theme park
I don't have to boycott them. Nothing they make interests me to begin with.
@@Criner05exactly
Especially after their support of China and Israel
Andor should be there benchmark of what Star Wars needs to be. Story driven true to the universe without crap shoved in our face. There are hundreds of Star Wars stories with diverse characters and female leads that are thousands times better than all the others. Rouge One, Mando season 1/, and Andor are the only good Star Wars properties to come out of the last generation of live action. Its just pitiful.
YESS! I am just shouting from the rooftops exactly this. If Starwars is to live, Andor will have to be the new benchmark for it.
I'd gladly want to see an Andor-like show about any character from the starwars universe. Ideally it would be a movie, but one can dream... Hell just reboot Kenobi with Andor like writing and style
you can't kill something that has already been dead for 16 years. Disney is just messing with the corpse
No StarWars is more alive then ever,enjoy!
You must've thought Bernie was alive in "Weekend at Bernie's II."@@brunoheggli2888
Dead for 41 years.
@@brunoheggli2888i do admire the dedication to troll this hard 60+ comments wow
@@User-mj9hvregardless of whether or not you like them, millions of people love the prequels, and they actually have a vision and redeeming qualities behind them. Star Wars was not dead in 2004 dude, I promise.
I, for one, take comfort in the fact that this trend is doomed to inevitably kill itself. Disney has a lot of money to make movies and shows, but their money isn't infinite. If they keep losing money on every single project they make, it will run out eventually.
Its just a matter of time.
They have already killed it with The Last Jedi.
I fell asleep in the theatre watching ep7, it's just a lazy copy of ep4 with a Mary Sue.
Nope. "The Force Awakens" was also shit. The minute it ended, I thought to myself "that was the worst Star Wars movie."
The Last Jedi is one of the best Star Wars movies.
@@windfire05 It really really isn’t.
They already killed it with not having Grievous and Anakin interacting in Clone Wars
A decade ago the idea that I would not care about or want to watch a new star wars movie would have been IMPOSSIBLE. But ... here we are 😂
They have become the very thing they wish to destroy 😢
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I'm sure this "1st woman" will be as good at directing the Rey movie as the Crash Test Dummy guys are at directing the dummy down the track into a brick wall.
That is offensive to crash test dummies. They gave their lives. Kathleen Kennedy is only risking her reputation.
George Lucas wife was one a film editor who helped shaped Star Wars to what it was
And Leigh Brackett co-wrote "The Empire Strikes Back."
My conspiracy theory is that Disney is trying to kill theaters in order to save Disney+
That Stifler clip was perfectly timed. Well played, Cynic.
Well-sourced, too. It's a deep cut for me - I don't perfectly remember the Pie movies, so seeing that clip used in this context is 👍👍 worthy.
It’s not that it’s a woman it’s that her character was written like a child got a hold of the rights and was telling mommy and daddy a fictional story based on the perception and imagination of a 5 year old.
In my opinion, Rey being called a Mary Sue probably had A LOT to do with the fact she had force lightning… something Jedi can’t do and only the Sith can…
Then there was her force healing. Now in the novels Luke's new Jedi order rediscovered how to do force healing, but the process was slow and tricky and required a very keen mind and lots of patience. Contrast that with Rey just being able to do it off the top of her head with no issues whatsoever. And they say she's not a Mary Sue.
She got called a Mary Sue two movies before that. Because she literally has no flaws, no inner battle, she has nothing to deal with other than realising "how amazing she was all along" because that's the level Disney writes women at now. Padme actually had character, Leia actually had character, Ashoka had flaws and character too. Women having flaws like the normal equal humans they are is apparently wrong in their minds, they are superior you see? Women can't have flaws in today time
I could be wrong but cant jedi use a weaker green lightning i saw it somewhere but i dont know legends so no confirmation
@@LORDANK84 pretty sure Luke could in legends but we all know Rey is just a better in every way Luke with no flaws
I think Jedi CAN do force lightning but they prefer not to because it is darkside technique.
Give me a good story about Rey where she faces genuine struggle and tribulations, where we actually learn something new about her character. Is it really that much to ask? 😂
No, Rey sucks altogether. I think Daisy Ridley's acting even sucked. It made me cringe.
How about this: Rey was linked to and being used by Palpatine all along. She was his plan from the start. When she killed him, that link was lost, along with those powers. However, at the end of I, Luke left her a gift. A very big gift. He also told her she needs to preserve the Skywalker legacy going forward. But she'll need his help and training to develop and use it. And that training will be tough. In future, she'll also find her real father (rather than her adoptive parents) out there, who was a rogue Jedi who was expelled from the Order decades ago. He returns to help her rebuild the Jedi Order. Jeff Bridges would be great in that role. A thousand years later, she is now the stuff of legends and is known as Rey The Younger.
Hey Sharmeen, remember that time Marcia Lucas won an Oscar for editing the original 77 Star Wars (No New Hope) movie ? Yeah she'll always be the first lady of Star Wars, sorry. From a comfortable man.
Killing? I think an argument could be easily made that SW was murdered the day Disney purchased it. At the very least it died when Rian Johnson started directing...
Star Wars died in 2005. "Weekend at Bernie's II" perfectly summarizes Disney Star Wars. Larry and Richard (Disney) prop up Bernie's (Star Wars') corpse and make people think it's alive (even though it died in 2005). They take said corpse to a bank (movie theater) to get money from a safety deposit box (audiences).
Real Star Wars
(1977-2015) 😭
at least when clone wars came back it was good
Off by ten years. Real Star Wars was only written by George Lucas. That ended in 2005.
1977 - 2020
1997 with the Specials. Then Star Wars got spaced in 1999 LOL😂😂
1997-2012
9:07 she’s not JJ Abrams self insert, she’s katheleen Kennedy self insert.
The first woman to do this, in heels, this year, on tuesday, between 1PM and 4 PM, while high on smack, while wearing blue.
Andor truly felt like something that got snuck under the noses of the Disney/Lucasarts execs that they ignored because they assumed it would be another Boba Fett. It was so good I couldn't believe I was watching Disney era Star Wars and not something created by fans who loved the old extended universe novels. I fear now that the "cat is out of the bag", season 2 will have Kennedy claws in it.
Season 1 was fantastic.
Well put, Andor was arguably the best product Disney have put out but its viewership was low because all of us fans are so burnt out.
@@seanwhite7688 👍
Andor felt nothing like star wars.
@@HardlyQuinn Is there really a way to describe what Star Wars should “feel like”
honestly i went back and watched the sequels i thought maybe i was too quick too judge. I wasnt
James Cameron should take his Avatar property and jump ship to Universal Pictures or another company before Disney tries to interfere with it. By the way, I hope Alien and Predator get sold off to another company at some point. And also, maybe Family Guy and Simpsons should get bought by the South Park guys as well and Seth can collaborate with them.
I hope the upcoming Indiana Jones video game won’t suck that Bethesda is working on.
Indy Scrolls? It'll be awful
They're under Microsoft: the Disney of Gaming. I wouldn't get your hopes up.
@@Soup-man yeah you’re probably right.
It's Bethesda, it will suck
I've got an Indiana Jones And The Eye Of Zoltek story in my head now. It's a spy thriller adventure set in London, 1953, six months before Queen Elizabeth II's coronation and has Indy working for MI5 to find a missing artifact that was looted from the Aztecs by Cortez...It's told in flashback from an interview he's giving with a journalist in 1970 during a tour to promote his book, the year he received his honorary degree at Cambridge for his lifetime work in archaeology. Later, Indy and Marion receive news regarding Mutt from a reliable source, and a letter from the Queen herself...
Great analysis!! I totally agree with you!
I’m part of their target demographic. Well, mostly. I’m a brown man. But I’m also a writer. I also have a brain (don’t listen to my exes or my kindergarten teacher! I do so have a brain!! Stop telling everyone otherwise!!). The pandering is so on the nose and unsubtle, it’s offensive. It’s “white woman who thinks she’s the savior of poor little brown folk and ladies,” or “Kathleen Kenned Storytelling” for short. It’s so tone deaf and lost that they can’t even appreciate how bad it looks to claim you’re making a movie that will “represent” people like me while churning out an objectively awful movie. I’m reminded of a story from my childhood. I think it was Rolling Thunder Hear my Cry, but don’t hold me to that… a black boy is offered food by the lady of an affluent white home. The lady thinks she’s being kind and magnanimous. She’s even offering the boy the food she’s heard all black boys love! She even goes as far to say something to the effect of, “why, why aren’t you eating? You [upstanding black boys and girls of beguiling charm and integrity] (okay… it was shorter, crueler, and started with an N and ended with an R) love bread and molasses!”
Except she offered him old and moldy bread. She thought she was being generous and thoughtful because she was catering to this boy’s needs. But she didn’t actually give a shit about him and was ultimately making the gesture to help herself out by getting rid of rotting food, and leaving her to be able to tell herself and undoubtedly anyone else who would listen, that she is no racist! No sir, not her! She offers Christian charity to those poor black folk.
Disney is doing the same. They are telling themselves and anyone who will listen (apparently whether they’d like to or not), how inclusive and thoughtful they are, making movies to inspire all those young girls and women (most of whom will only watch it if they’re forced to in the first place), and will be playing on their phones while their dads, friends, and boyfriends get progressively angrier watching the shoddily produced Rey film no one but Daisy “I will trade my dignity for food” Ridley asked for in the first place. They are feeding their dwindling Star Wars audience moldy food, while having the *audacity* to berate us in their target audience when we quite reasonably observe that what we’re being fed is thoughtless and inedible. It’s lazy and frankly, cruel. And to brown ass forty year old men like myself, all it really says is that Kathy Kennedy desires to pander to unwashed melanated guys like me, girls and young women who would almost certainly rather be watching literally anything else, and any other flavor of the month minority group, that we are only worthy of rushed, indifferently crafted, terribly written third rate tripe that makes seventies porn look like Shakespeare.
But that is offensive. It does nothing to endear Star Wars to anyone who enjoyed the originals. It’s talentless hacks like Ms. Kennedy taking a red sharpie to the storytelling of our American cultural heritage, loudly proclaiming that she’s “fixing” it because she knows what us minorities really like, but she’s also ready to bat us down and dismiss us as uncultured, stupid, subhuman brutes, if we dare point out the significant problems with her writing, thinking, and attitude.
So no, Miss Kennedy. I shall not be eating your moldy bread and expired molasses today or any other day. And to Miss Ridley. I stood up for you when people criticized what a bland Mary Sue Rey Palpatine was. I said that she was doing her best with what meager garbage she was presented with. But listening to her berating people like me for not liking a character that is bested by most Harry Potter fan fiction, I don’t plan on spending any of my money supporting anything she’s in. The only reason she has a “career” (I’m still being generous) is because of us who enjoyed space opera once upon a time. I had hoped that my gambling my time and money watching Disney Star Wars would pay off with the occasional gem, and was even rewarded with two seasons of Mandalorian and Rogue One (I’m a sucker for Alan Tudyk and Felicity Jones), but at this point, I’m done with it until Disney wakes up or sells the IP, and now know that Miss Ridley is not an actress I’m going to support going forward.
Great concise comment
cant kill what ended in 83 with return of the jedi
That little joke about Jennifer Lawrence completely ambushed me and sent my sides howling with laughter.
To this day i have not a single idea why and how she become an actor and consider it elaborate money-laundering scheme. It's funnier that way.
Everything has its time and everything dies. - The 9th Doctor.
Star (W)Horres: The Spawn of Palpatine
The only good news involving a property Disney acquired that I’ve heard is that the Prometheus and Covenant movies will be decanonized and ignored for future Alien projects. However, that’s not saying much as Alien and Predator under Disney has no faith coming from me. But at least the showrunner behind the upcoming Alien tv series is doing something right by returning the Xenomorphs to being an unknown extraterrestrial species that just exists instead of a stupid bio weapon made 5 hours ago by a Robot named David. 🤮 Also, I’m guessing the Engineers are being erased from canon too and the Space Jockeys are now back to being those giant Elephant aliens that were found dead on the Xenomorph carrier ship in Alien 1979. Fine by me. Nothing against the Engineers, but I’d always pictured them being two separate species and they are just generic and Ridley Scott did nothing with.
The best thing in those movies was the music. I found Prometheus quite good but Covenant was absolute travesty. I fuckking hate cliffhangers also.
@@JoakimOtamaa 👍Prometheus had it’s moments, and would’ve been better as it’s own original Sci fi story not part of the Alien universe, but Covenant was garbage. It also even outdid Alien 3 in pissing off audiences by killing the likeable protagonist from Prometheus offscreen. Well, okay maybe I’m exaggerating a bit as nothing is worse than Alien 3 imo, but you get what I mean.
Amazing what Disney did, literally achieved the impossible. Running Star Wars to the ground.
How the hell was Andor so good when everything else ended up super dissipointing
I hope you're having a good day, folks. :)
I am, so far. Thanks!
I disagree. An activist will never deliver anything other than propaganda, because everything is in service to the message. James Cameron, a director, writer and activist, on the other hand, will put the craft of filmmaking before the message, weaving the latter into the former, not the other way around. That's the difference. And that's why Alita Battle Angel was panned by activists.
Avatar movies still suck. Take the effects away and they're just every `90's environment movie with fuckin Smurfs.
@@JoakimOtamaa Yeah, but Avatar sucks because its muddled, indulgent, bloated spectacle, not because it's message-forward in the way Captain Marvel is or the Rey movie is going to be. Terminator 2 and Aliens were feminist films and James Cameron is part activist. You cannot deny this. My original point is that he is a filmmaker first, and if one of his films is bad it's because he's executing his craft poorly, not because he's putting his craft second to the activism, and that activism-first creatives will never produce anything aside from boring, unartistic propaganda.
Sharmeen did say she puts activism into everything she makes, whether it's overt or covert. And she said she enjoys making men uncomfortable. She is the epitome of modern feminism.
@@Criner05 I guess Im kinda responding to what he says at 12:57. Caring about a certain subject and being an activist are two different things. James Cameron is a good example. He cares about Feminism, or did when he made Terminator 2 and Aliens. He cared about hating soldiers which is why he made the Colonial Marines so dumb and inept. But he was more interested in making an awesome movie, and that's what came through. Today, he doesn't care as much about that, tho he DOES really still care about adhering to the original Alita Battle Angel than he does about his activism, which is why that wasn't the preachy bullshit Avatar was, and it's why activists hated it, because Alita was a fallible character rather than a propaganda icon.
So, no, an activist cannot make a good movie. At least, not if the movie concerns something they're more passionate about than making a good movie.
Thats not propaganda, it is a desperate try to cover up terrible and/or stolen stories with pandering.
Man! Your content is of great quality! You do less of these videos than other youtubers ,but its of better quality. My kind of humour too. Keep it up!
I feel bad for Andor. It truly was amazing, but Disney had already hopelessly ruined the Star Wars brand, and I can't blame people for ignoring it.
Andor was so fucking boring and basic
@@SplitGooseThank you I hated andor too. There are far more interesting characters to focus on than Anbore, being Churrit Iwme and Baze Malbus
@@SplitGoose well go back to you coloring books, little buddy.
@@SplitGooseAndor was character driven Star Wars rather than just mindless action.
If woman are so good at being in charge than why have they destroyed everything they've touched since 2016?
I feel like the women who would make good leaders don't try to boast or push an agenda, so are not as popular. The agenda-pushing loudmouths who have superficial "toughness" end up becoming leaders because they shout the loudest.
Disney already had their own Star Wars type blockbuster franchise: Pirates of the Caribbean! 🫤
>They're Hellbent on Kicking Star Wars' Corpse
Fixed that for you
You know what we need? Movies based on Kyle Katarn.
It is already dead if you ask me 😂😂
It’s a rusting/rotting ship
Keeps are as effective at restoring hair, as Disney are at making good Star Wars movies.
keeps will make ur dik fall off
1:41 I ❤ Bill Burr "They're gonna steal the paddles"
"Well, you have to force behavior." Larry "tank your company to take it over via stock options" Fink.
If the rumors are true they want to make a What If animated series for Star Wars, I bet Disney would make it terrible just like how they have ruined Marvel’s What If comics with their crap series on D- (which by the way I was stupid giving Season 2 a chance during the holidays and regret and now I’m back to my MCU boycott streak.) If Disney can ruin Marvel’s What If, then they will definitely ruin the Star Wars: Infinities comics too!
If i was on stage and I heard that lady say the best asset she had was that she was a woman, i would have laughed and individually pointed at each and every woman in the audience and asked "you want her job?"
The return of Ray Palpatine !!! Get excited
If there's one thing I learned from this video, is how to squat fkn down
😂 That clip was actually useful for real life, unlike the whole of the Sequel Trilogy.
As a big SW fan I don’t even look forward to things anymore as someone who loved Clone Wars season 7 the only things I look forward to still are Bad Batch S3, Tales of the Jedi S2, Ahsoka, and Dave Filoni’s Star Wars movie I couldn’t care less about what else they release
Prepare to be disappointed and maybe even upset by those as well.
@@Criner05 well actually I have a lot more faith in the animated stuff than I do love action as of currently tbh
Lets not forget the most underrated problems. Watching every single piece if content just because it has Star Wars in the title. Rogue One, Andor, The Mandlorian, Obi-Wan show, Book of Boba fett, Ahsoka. None of these movies or shows expand the galaxy far far away. Instead were stuck in the past reminiscing over A new Hope. Can we move past the Original Trilogy nostalgia? Say what you want about the Prequels, but at least it showed us new worlds and ideas, now its the same three planets, same three characters, same three storylines.
You forgot the most important. Disney is counting on people reacting to the absurd. Streisand Effect sort of thing.
I was watching the book of Boba Fett and i couldn't get over how Luke would eventually turn out. Luke from the sequels doesn't even feel like the same man.
They'd have to rewrite Rey from the ground up and use the veil of the force to have her destroy her alternate Mary Sue self and thus destroy the sequel trilogy for a better one written by George but, perhaps using the name Rey and Daisy Ridley for me to even consider even caring about that movie. Otherwise, its no different than some blogger writing a fan-fic.
I'm hoping they are doing this to be like "hey we tried that but it didn't work" and move the fuck on. But I have doubts
What if The Rise of Skywalker leaned into the mistakes of The Last Jedi instead. Rey has no parents of note and Luke hates life but mentors Rey as an angry old man. Kylo takes over the First Order and is the big bad. Rey attempts to train Finn to fight Kylo together as Jedi. It would have at least been consistent.
One of the only Disney Star wars things that have come out recently that I absolutely legitimately enjoyed was the book of boba Fett.
And this is probably because I had no idea who he was and I wasn't a Star wars fan. There were obvious problems with the writing in the show but it still managed to be entertaining.
I can completely understand though why fans of boba Fett are probably very upset 😅.
Since the studios are basically spending badooka money to send all of us running for the hills, then let's do just that and put our money into anime and other things that actually prioritize a story and character development over whether or not you have an innie or outtie between your legs and regardless of what ice cream flavor you happen to be.
On Boba Fett theres literally no explanation why he wants to put war on the Pikes other than he got furious for killing sand Tuskans. Very poor storytelling and slow initial pace to what could've been an incredible story.
Disney doesn't understand light sabers and is all the reason I need to agree they don't understand Star Wars. Never has.
this train of logic is special... i feel like space marines werent represented enough in the barbie movie
There’s soo many stories they could be telling. I’m a HUGE Fan of the origin Xbox Knights of the old republic. You have a full story there ready to be made into a show. Yet they keep going back to things people hated.
They will never learn
Well they’re doing a hell of a job destroying Star Wars. They might even be working faster than Kurtzman and Paramount destroying Star Trek.
Don’t forget Chenoi is also a member of WEF
(world Economic Forum)
Apparently the invincible plank of wood gets nailed by Kylo's force ghost.
In an alternate timeline Star Wars is currently perfect, sad we are in the bad timeline.
yes
mega
"Let go of the past. Kill it if you have to."- Kylo Ren on what they did to Star Wars.
"My greatest asset is an immutable trait that I share with 51% of the human race."
Star Wars is not a franchise meant for Streaming. It is something that is meant to be watched on a big screen. Disney's problem with its Streaming series for Disney+ is that those shows have a story meant for 140 minutes film not a six episode series. So they have basically stretched the story too long, it made the audience tired of watching them.
9:30
Indeed, 2016 is the year it all went to hell. Before that we were living in a Golden Era that lasted around 40 years.
I wish to go back
What I find the most sad about all this is that the issue is not the diverse cast, but what they do with it. Writing and direction.
Finn could have been the best star wars character...
not just star wars. anything they can get their hands on. Wolverine too
DEI hirings could work if they hired diverse people that are fans of these IPs but instead they hire inexperienced people that dislike the IP
Like I said before: Bob Iger is the real life Darth Plagueis of the industry.
You know... I went with my family and brother's family to see Rogue One when it was released in theatres. My wife and I were so unimpressed. When we left, I said to everyone: "I have come to a conclusion: They should have left Star Wars alone after Return of the Jedi" I have not been to another "Star Wars" movie since, but I follow the news about all the fiasco's with a sad fascination. The fact is that Star Wars is dead. I am willing to entertain some arguments in favor of the prequels, but anything done by Disney... Not a chance. Disney has killed Star Wars, and now they are desecrating the corpse. It revolting. F Disney!!!
Disney Killed Star Wars!!!
R.I.P Star Wars!!! (1977-2005)