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Velma Season 2 is an Abomination | Complete Review
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Velma season 2 is terrible. Join me for an analysis and review of this horrible show, now streaming on MAX.
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00:00 | HBO didn’t even want to make this.
03:32 | Laughter vs “Clapter”
08:22 | Episode 1
10:23 | Episode 2
11:52 | Episode 3
12:34 | Episode 4
13:40 | Episode 5
14:47 | Episode 6
15:30 | Episode 7
16:36 | Episode 8
17:11 | Episode 9
18:03 | Episode 10
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Rebel Moon 2 Is The Worst Movie Of The Year
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How Virtue Signaling Killed Hollywood
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Godzilla x Kong Is F***ing Stupid
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Damsel Is An Actual Embarrassment
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Go to my sponsor Aura at aura.com/MovieCynic to get a 14 day free trial and see if your personal information has been leaked online. :: Damsel Is A Bad Joke :: Damsel from Netflix is absolutely atrocious. I can’t believe this movie got made, but here we are all the same. Join me for a review and story breakdown. :: Second Channel and Blue Room Archive:: Movie Cynic After Dark | @moviecynicafter...
Why Sony’s Spider-Man Universe Sucks
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Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/MOVIECYNIC to get a special offer. Join me as I break down where Sony went wrong with their never-ending Spider-Man universe, as they seem destined to hold the rights to make Spider-Man movies forever… no matter how horrible those movies are. :: Time Stamps :: 0:00 | Sony’s stuck in the 2000s 01:19 | Quality… *what* quality? 02:52 | D...
Madame Web - God Tier Garbage
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Deadpool & Wolverine Can’t Save The MCU
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MCU Phase Five Sucks | Part 1
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The Year Disney Imploded
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They’re Hellbent On Killing Star Wars
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How Godzilla Minus One Nuked Hollywood
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Death Of The Hollywood Blockbuster
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When Stars Destroy Their Own Careers
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The Marvels - Absolutely Pathetic
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Modern Media’s Obsession With Body Positivity
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Modern Media’s Obsession With Body Positivity
Nobody Cares About Your C-List Heroes
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Nobody Cares About Your C-List Heroes
The DCU Is Already A Disaster
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The DCU Is Already A Disaster
The MCU Is A Joke
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The MCU Is A Joke
Blue Beetle - Absolutely Not
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Blue Beetle - Absolutely Not
Secret Invasion - What A Piece Of S***
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Secret Invasion - What A Piece Of S
Barbie Is The Greatest Film Ever Made
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Barbie Is The Greatest Film Ever Made
Disney - Death Of An Empire
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Disney - Death Of An Empire
Mission: Impossible 7 - Fun AF
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Mission: Impossible 7 - Fun AF
Indiana Jones 5 Is A Crime Against Cinema
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Indiana Jones 5 Is A Crime Against Cinema
The Flash - Actual Brain Rot With A Bit Of Heart
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The Flash - Actual Brain Rot With A Bit Of Heart
Rings Of Power Sucked | The Ultimate Review
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Rings Of Power Sucked | The Ultimate Review
Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts - Nope
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Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts - Nope
Little Mermaid - The Most Important Film Ever Made
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Little Mermaid - The Most Important Film Ever Made
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Komentáře

  • @bayraktarx1386
    @bayraktarx1386 Před 23 hodinami

    From all the crazy hype it was disappointing. I mean it's masterpiece compared to Hollywood garbage but it's just mid compared to Shin.

  • @sharvav
    @sharvav Před 23 hodinami

    Why would anyone responsible for Morbius ever be invited back to make a movie Christ.

  • @sebastianrubin7476
    @sebastianrubin7476 Před 23 hodinami

    I'm sorry, but I still haven't finished part one. I rage-quit after what's-her-name exposited about how the evil empire taught her that caring for others is a weakness... right before explaining how they _also_ not just allowed, but _actively encouraged_ fraternization amongst their troops "So they would have something to fight for when the Homeworld is far away and duty isn't enough." And don't even get me started on the goddamn robot, the pointless exposition about and from it. If the emperor had loyal robot armies, why did he need human soldiers? If the robots have free will, why aren't they rebelling? If they don't, why aren't they going along with the usurper? And what's with the prophecy about the princess - who made it, and why do the robots care about it? Is prophecy an actual thing in this setting? Is religion, magic, gods and demons? And, and, and... I'm a Warhammer 40,000 fan, I don't expect everything to make sense, but generally each novel or video has at least a degree of internal consistency, and when it doesn't, it's usually called out as either a case of unreliable narrator, or interference from one of the many, many powerful and inscrutable forces and actors of the setting. Ciaphas Cain doesn't go on a tirade about how the Imperium taught him to hate the Xenos, the Mutant, and the Witch, only to then recite the Catechism of Yo-Da about how Hatred is the Path to Heresy!

  • @AlexG207
    @AlexG207 Před 23 hodinami

    Wouldn't even compare it to Family Guy humor as that shows still has some good laughs in the early years. This is Tumblr humor.

  • @marcusaurelius5576

    Fellas build your own life and stop focusing on narcissistic entertainers. Those folks are not important. They don't know nor care about you. Hollywood is a cesspool of depravity. We all know who runs it as Marlon Brando said years ago.

  • @matthewsilva8617
    @matthewsilva8617 Před dnem

    Man, show some respect to Satriani..dude has been making bangers since the 80s

  • @chrisraymond4804
    @chrisraymond4804 Před dnem

    This movie made me laugh a lot. Total schlock but… big monsters. Minus 1 was amazing

  • @chrisraymond4804
    @chrisraymond4804 Před dnem

    This show sucked. The main villain and lea sucked, bleh

  • @sandralovelady4858

    More interesting I Little Feather wasn’t a Native American. It was 100% cultural appropriation! Her family called her out.

  • @DadLovesStarWars
    @DadLovesStarWars Před dnem

    This sequel was hot garbage.

  • @markjosemanders9778

    All Religions Are False! Soul does not exist! afterlife does not exist! jesus does not exist! satan does not exist! God does not exist! hope nonsense does exist!. everything has a cause! Can you make yourself? no! how can god make his own? can't! evidence! god doesn't exist! energy! the cosmos! the universe! cannot be created or destroyed, that is to say, has no beginning and no end! it has always existed! and will always exist! evidence! god didn't create universe! can you prove or explain that god exists! no! then god doesn't exist! everything has a cause! but god has no cause? what nonsense! god making his own out of nothing! and god who makes everything out of nothing! without evidence! or explaining anything! is logic? no! is madness! Soul and afterlife! People talk about energy! and a soul! that goes to afterlife! while that energy which is nothing more than body heat! What cannot be destroyed that's right! spreading everywhere! and perishes in everything! so what! Not going anywhere specific! is not consciousness either! There is no evidence for soul! and there is no evidence for afterlife! You have to prove something like that first before you can say that! Evolution and origin of life! You really think god made a man in sand blew on it and there's adam grab a rib from adam and there you have eva! That's how it went? because that's nonsense You never looked up origin of life! You never looked up evolution! Even if they don't know everything yet! they try to explain! and prove things! which isn't easy! is better than nothing! And claim things without evidence or explanation! that's the easiest thing to do, but that doesn't make it true! Origin of life talk about blocks of life! who by circumstances! originated! Step by step! small changes over time! And small mutation over time! And that counts for evolution too! they don't claim that something came out of nothing! The bible does that without explanation! without evidence! God! you need evidence first! that god exists! and has always existed! you need evidence first! that god has created something! especially what cannot be created! energy! the cosmos! the universe! you need evidence first! how god made his own out of nothing! and made everything out of nothing! you need evidence first! what does it matter to anyone in this world! you still have a very long way to go! for proving something! let alone explain something! before you can say anything about it!

  • @Possum2000
    @Possum2000 Před dnem

    My favorite part of the movie was when it ended

  • @godlessrod6910
    @godlessrod6910 Před dnem

    saw the add for the sponsor and Googled myself... nothing... quite depressive...

  • @jaymenjanssens720
    @jaymenjanssens720 Před dnem

    You pronounce the t in debut?

  • @jameswelch7403
    @jameswelch7403 Před dnem

    MARVEL STARTED SUCKING WHEN DISNEY BOUGHT THEM THE ONLY HOPE FOR MARVEL IS TO SELL IT TO ANOTHER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY 😞

  • @derrickchoyce770
    @derrickchoyce770 Před dnem

    I could not make it thru it I skipped all the people talking parts just to see the monsters fighting but too much cgi makes you desensitized to everything happening on screen to a point I just stopped caring. Bring back the rubber suits at least I could have a good laugh and enjoy what I was seeing on screen without my eyes feeling like they are going to explode do to all the cgi crazy on screen.

  • @madderthanever
    @madderthanever Před dnem

    .... Charlie Grandy, not Mindy Kaling, created _Velma._ The latter was, however, an executive producer in it. Seriously, the minimum level of effort on research, buddy...

  • @UltimateFessd
    @UltimateFessd Před dnem

    Oh noes, the wee lad is angwy that a movie about giant monsters is weird and odd? Golly gee!

  • @madderthanever
    @madderthanever Před dnem

    ... So you don't like Seth Rogen? Fair enough. But, if you're going to roast him over his involvement in _Santa Inc._ , you better not hide the fact he had/has the same level of involvement with _Preacher_ , _The Boys_ and _Invincible._ I get it - pointing it out really hurt the narrative you're going with that Rogen is a Hollywood hack... but too bad / so sad, IMDb exists. Point Grey Pictures has way more wins than losses, regardless of how much what Rogen tweet pisses you off. Even their Turtles movie wasn't even bad...

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613

    They kept Miller, but let Henry Cavill go... what's wrong with this picture?

  • @gigaswardblade7261

    Can’t believe this was where daredevil had his return

  • @ps3gamertagc021297

    The only reason a second season was made was to launder money it was universally hated when season 1 came out.

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613

    Marlon Brando said that he hated actors because most actors are liars and they made him sick to his stomach.

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613

    The top primetime talk shows are written by the same group of writers...why bother to tune in? Ninety percent of the top 40 songs are written by the same people... there's no true choice in music anymore. The movies of the 1970's and the 1980's had more choices for the moviegoers. That needs to happen again.

  • @kingscorpion7346
    @kingscorpion7346 Před dnem

    I love Shikishima's character arch: a failed kamikaze pilot returned home in disgrace, everyone dumps everything on him and he feels the extreme weight of his shame, meets Noriko and Akiko and starts taking care of them (while still dealing with the shame), and finally regains his honor and his life in the final confrontation (and shows what a fearless fighter pilot he really was!) and comes home with a real reason to live; Noriko and Akiko (who was soooo adorable, btw!) Like Shin Godzilla, ToHo brings Godzilla back to what he originally was: an enemy of Man. a mindless creature bent on senseless destruction; a metaphor for war itself, and for Godzilla; the threat of nuclear war. I thought Shin Godzilla was the scariest incarnation of him since the original, but I'm mistaken, THIS is clearly the scariest incarnation of Godzilla! maybe half the size of Shin as well as Legendary, but the power of his ranged attack... worse than anything else ever done! and for all the awards and nominations the film has made worldwide, it was because Godzilla strolled up, pointed to the production team, and growled at the ones who makes the decisions.

  • @jamstudentCP
    @jamstudentCP Před dnem

    The only part of this show that I've seen is through your video and I've already seem too much of it

  • @GipsyGodzilla
    @GipsyGodzilla Před dnem

    Bro, Godzilla was literally flying around and did a suplex this movie was epic and Godzilla was literally in it so it’s epic

  • @voidling2632
    @voidling2632 Před dnem

    i could find people on reddit who genuinely love the show. I don't understand humans anymore.

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye Před dnem

    I had to pause at the very beginning cause I thought I saw one of the hex girls. And man... That was rude to them. They became a breakout favorite with audiences because they were originally part of a fakeout for a good movie, that then made the characters important to the plot resolution, and each one was special and unique in their own way. All rather likeable and interesting characters. I don't know if scooby doo had them more after that movie. But it wouldn't surprise me if they did because they were so popular at the time. So to see two of them just looking... like meth heads was kind of disappointing.

  • @ltrain7715
    @ltrain7715 Před dnem

    I don’t know how they pump out average marvel shit then make masterpieces like Loki season 2 and guardians 3

  • @bobjohnson3940
    @bobjohnson3940 Před dnem

    The whole "intelligent witty semi arrogant banter" only really works with a few actors with the natural charisma to pull it off. It seems like they liked it so much they tried to copy and paste it onto every other character with terrible cringe results because the actors don't have the charisma for it to work ever not even in their day to day lives

  • @mattl7424
    @mattl7424 Před dnem

    False…. Designers are ass now. Guerlain is the only house , along with Chanel , that are worth keeping . Some vintage John varvatos

  • @Direkin
    @Direkin Před dnem

    Seth "Are you Jewish?" Rogen... what a dipshit... Also don't forget how he would defend high crime rates like it was normal. "I've only had my car broken into five times".

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify Před dnem

    Scrappy was originally created to save the franchise & we made him a villain for it. He carried out his intended mission : saving the franchise & killing Mindy - Velma

  • @thetruthmongerer777

    This dude always taking Ls.....ratiooooooo wasnt this the same dude talking crap on Godzilla minus 1

  • @ToFuDriverS14
    @ToFuDriverS14 Před dnem

    Was it just the one I watched but home boy playing French super Maro was straight dubbed in the one I watched

  • @grimacethedrummer8378

    Honestly I was rather let down with ROTB. I was hoping after Bumblebee, the course correction would have been more apparent but nope. We just got Bay 2.0, and I just plain don’t get it. They act like there isn’t over a decade worth of comics from IDW they could adapt over to film kinda how marvel (loosely) did. Like it’s not friggin rocket science Edit; the one thing I did like out of this one and Bumblebee was the redesign Optimus got. That’s no discredit to the bay look, but I much prefer prime looking more G1, if only his personality matched better 😒

  • @michaelflammer3622

    Honestly, I don't know how you did it. I couldn't make it halfway through the 1st episode. You need fucking help. Why do you hate yourself so much?

  • @olvs9259
    @olvs9259 Před dnem

    When Wanda said "you break the rules you become a hero. I break the rules and you become the enemy, that doesn't seem fair" I felt so bad for Dr. Strange, because she was so unfair.

  • @justarandompepe8961

    so this comes out and all of sudden everyone wants to shit on Legendary goji, huh? that's pathetic.

  • @thearmchairjournalist566

    🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

  • @curryking1
    @curryking1 Před 2 dny

    Toho has to release the movie here for it to matter 😂

  • @lighthouseproduction4807

    4:40 north korean teenagers can do such calls but the problem is they dont have an internet and many other things to pull that off... do they even know english? I doubt that...

  • @Crocodile-rb8of
    @Crocodile-rb8of Před 2 dny

    Its okay but its overatted.

  • @Crocodile-rb8of
    @Crocodile-rb8of Před 2 dny

    The movie was okay.

  • @otherfabbros88
    @otherfabbros88 Před 2 dny

    Beetch Daphne: I like women Retarded Fred: Am I gay Random beta girl: I'm ltgq+++++ Random beta male: I have herpes Mindy....I mean Velma: OMG I love women Me: WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!!?????? JUST MAKE A FUCKING PORN CARTOON PORCO D********** (Very angry Italian noises)

  • @BaldingSince1999
    @BaldingSince1999 Před 2 dny

    You have zero brain cells if you like this cringe "movie"

  • @falaramal3979
    @falaramal3979 Před 2 dny

    I started watching this right after seeing a short doccu series on what kind of jobs teenagers in North Korea had one 16 year old girl would hunt rats in a grass field nearby to her house to sell at market. But yes the writers just assumed that in socialist utopia North Korea all children are smart and computer literate. I’d cry if I wasn’t laughing so hard

  • @MKDumas1981
    @MKDumas1981 Před 2 dny

    13:50 - Personally, I didn't even like (the idea of) Velma and Shaggy's relationship in _Mystery, Inc._

  • @crimson182
    @crimson182 Před 2 dny

    I love how the show tried to make fun of the Breakfast Club when the Breakfast Club was about breaking down the tropes.