Jack Whitehall Couldn't Look at His Dad the Same After the Chernobyl Poop | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Can he even call him 'dad' anymore? ...smh.
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  • @PapaLobo94
    @PapaLobo94 Před 2 lety +338

    Jack: “Daddy, you’re not having any wine. Just have a glass of water.”
    Michael: “No, I don’t drink water.”
    Jack: “Why?”
    Michael: “Because fish fuck in it.”
    That is all 😂😂😂😂

  • @kurokotetsuya9008
    @kurokotetsuya9008 Před 2 lety +295

    The subtle japanese people in a nuclear town joke was gold

  • @finnmurphy1480
    @finnmurphy1480 Před 3 lety +344

    to be fair I too would risk radiation poisoning rather than shit my pants in a van

    • @Down-Fall_
      @Down-Fall_ Před 3 lety +5

      This comment was better than the joke itself thank you for not letting me waist 7 min of my life

    • @itzzkevinrblx9145
      @itzzkevinrblx9145 Před rokem

      But then you'd die of radiation poisoning. And you'd be shitting yourself FOREVER in a box (a coffin). Because that still happens when you are dead.

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 Před rokem +3

      @@Down-Fall_
      Sure hope you didn't waste your time in school if you don't know how to spell a common word.

  • @xccharlie16
    @xccharlie16 Před 3 lety +185

    (Hugo) “ I’m plant positive” “ Your smothering me” (Jack) “ No I’m making u oxygen negative”

  • @divanbuys1484
    @divanbuys1484 Před rokem +64

    That, "This is so f#cking undignified!" Got me on the floor.

  • @lagvaldemag8593
    @lagvaldemag8593 Před 2 lety +57

    6:39-6:45 Nice nod to his other story about swimming pool sign.

  • @othnieljonathan6717
    @othnieljonathan6717 Před 3 lety +301

    He calls his dad : daddy 🥺♥️ thats cute

  • @s_lasgalen
    @s_lasgalen Před rokem +34

    Me: tragedy plus time equals comedy!
    My therapist: can you please stop making dumb jokes about your ptsd that would really make my job easier thank you

  • @LouGarou72
    @LouGarou72 Před 3 lety +190

    Not a bonding experience any father or son would want.

    • @dannymondragon9470
      @dannymondragon9470 Před 2 lety +6

      but certainly an experience they never forget. . .

    • @PapaLobo94
      @PapaLobo94 Před 2 lety +3

      But then where’s the comedy? 😂😂

    • @soppyxoppy5585
      @soppyxoppy5585 Před rokem +1

      Not an experience anyone would want 😭

    • @Raemae1121
      @Raemae1121 Před rokem +2

      I know my brother certainly wouldn’t like to do that with our father considering the fact that Our dad spends at least three minutes on the toilet a day💀

  • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
    @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr Před 3 měsíci +3

    "tragedy plus time equals comedy!"
    reminds me of the el risitas guy whose job termination through losing all but one paella pans was turned into a comedic anecdote

  • @thecatcuber2878
    @thecatcuber2878 Před 2 lety +11

    Mmm... lunchtime!
    That killed me.

  • @kopaichakraborty3969
    @kopaichakraborty3969 Před 3 lety +25

    Top notch delivery

  • @janelleudoh6436
    @janelleudoh6436 Před 3 lety +54

    I love this man he is so funny

  • @emilycarter8673
    @emilycarter8673 Před 2 lety +34

    He took fathefa nd son bondingnto a whole other level

  • @themorningping9075
    @themorningping9075 Před 2 lety +9

    I like hearing these stories

  • @Currymastuh
    @Currymastuh Před 2 lety +15

    "Chinnuble" instead of Chernobyl

  • @heedrightaff8907
    @heedrightaff8907 Před 3 lety +26

    legitimately. sounds like he needs like a top up of the Ol' Pepsi.

  • @apotheosiszero5668
    @apotheosiszero5668 Před 2 lety +10

    невыдуманные истории о которых невозможно молчать

  • @raymondgaylord7678
    @raymondgaylord7678 Před 2 lety +3

    ✨dAdDy✨

  • @candicecharles5375
    @candicecharles5375 Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂Jack

  • @danielorr6536
    @danielorr6536 Před měsícem

    When he needs the toilet he turned to a dark snake wizard 3:08

  • @src3360
    @src3360 Před 3 lety +43

    The stories of a grown white guy letting daddy take him on worldwide vacations as an adult....
    sounds familiar

    • @THEAnnEla
      @THEAnnEla Před 3 lety +6

      I am pretty sure his dad isn't the one paying for that...

    • @src3360
      @src3360 Před 3 lety +1

      @@THEAnnEla
      His dad is loaded

    • @THEAnnEla
      @THEAnnEla Před 3 lety +6

      @@src3360 i know. But he himself is too. And also, it is a netflix tv show or whatever. I don't think either of them are paying for the production or are they?

    • @src3360
      @src3360 Před 3 lety

      @@THEAnnEla
      Idk. It wasn’t that deep lol Just an observation 🌈♥️💎

  • @realtalk675
    @realtalk675 Před 3 lety +10

    This was so funny 🤣

  • @BrentBrewington
    @BrentBrewington Před 3 lety +39

    It’s not “The” Ukraine - that’s what it was called before achieving independence in 1991. Call it “Ukraine”

    • @freethinker9406
      @freethinker9406 Před 3 lety +6

      Thank you Brent

    • @BrentBrewington
      @BrentBrewington Před 3 lety +8

      @@freethinker9406 common mistake, and most people don’t realize the implications. The more you know *star with rainbow trail flashes across screen* *dooo deee daaah*

    • @AC_RDR2_Q
      @AC_RDR2_Q Před 2 lety +1

      1991 makes me sad

    • @lunasills8031
      @lunasills8031 Před 2 lety +2

      I'll call it as I please

  • @VeganTrove
    @VeganTrove Před 3 lety +27

    Nothing like the old worn out masculine Eastern European woman trope

    • @notanurse2373
      @notanurse2373 Před 3 lety +9

      If you watch any of his specials, it’s all tropes. The curmudgeon dad, the stodgy British upbringing, being a 30 year old dude.

  • @hkbabel
    @hkbabel Před 3 lety +1

    thank you

  • @toni4729
    @toni4729 Před rokem

    Oh, your' poor daddy 🙄😍🤣✨✨✨✨✨✨🤗🤗🤗

  • @phoeberoberts8035
    @phoeberoberts8035 Před 8 měsíci

    Does anyone know which episode this is from?

  • @8-ball916
    @8-ball916 Před 3 lety +4

    Fish f*ck in it

  • @DemonHippo266
    @DemonHippo266 Před 3 lety +15

    He ripped that joke of "fish fuck in it" from archer

    • @LondonPride25
      @LondonPride25 Před 3 lety +12

      It's an old joke by W.C Fields. He was an alcoholic and used to say about water "why would I drink something that fish fuck in?"

    • @DemonHippo266
      @DemonHippo266 Před 3 lety

      @@LondonPride25 state your sources, sir.

    • @pjd6977
      @pjd6977 Před 3 lety +3

      @@DemonHippo266 Google it fuck nuts

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Small nitpick but it's called "Ukraine", not "The Ukraine". "The Ukraine" was the name used for the country before its independence and "Ukraine" is the name of the independent nation now

  • @kyleecats2255
    @kyleecats2255 Před 2 lety +7

    I hate you Jack, for making me laugh at that one.

  • @kimberlyortman7862
    @kimberlyortman7862 Před 2 měsíci

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @keeganfisher1900
    @keeganfisher1900 Před 3 lety +7

    You need tighter jeans bro

  • @yobby6348
    @yobby6348 Před 3 lety +30

    damn, i was waiting for the joke.

    • @utubeusercommenting7691
      @utubeusercommenting7691 Před 3 lety +4

      Yea that was really stupid

    • @THEAnnEla
      @THEAnnEla Před 3 lety +3

      Well it was a referrence to an earlier joke some time during the show... so you kind of cannot get it if you have not seen that part...

  • @largedoglover99
    @largedoglover99 Před 3 lety +39

    Jack isn't particularly funny but he trolls his father like it's his mission.

  • @ArnoldLokman
    @ArnoldLokman Před 3 lety +19

    It's not THAT radioactive, 34 years passed...

    • @namanverma7042
      @namanverma7042 Před 3 lety +35

      Chernobyl is not habitable for 20000 years due to radio active contamination.....
      34 years is very small amoint of time for the activity of particles to get decreased....

    • @ArnoldLokman
      @ArnoldLokman Před 3 lety +3

      @@namanverma7042 in different sources 500-1000 people live in Chernobyl. Pripyat - yes, is a ghost town.

    • @namanverma7042
      @namanverma7042 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ArnoldLokman they are not regular citizens.....
      they must be security forces and research teams and analyst and construction workers ( who must be working on covering the reactor building with dome of lead and cement )..
      before tge chernobyl incedent the population of citizens used to be around 50000 people....

    • @ArnoldLokman
      @ArnoldLokman Před 3 lety

      @@namanverma7042 in Chernobyl there was under 14000, in Pripyat a bit under 48000.

    • @namanverma7042
      @namanverma7042 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ArnoldLokman you are right but i am saying that the 500 - 1000 people living in that region currently must be workers as i have mentioned earlier .....
      i hope you have not get offended in some way ...all i am saying that chernobyl is still pretty radioactive and inhabitable place for people to resume their pre disaster life their...

  • @Enr227
    @Enr227 Před 3 lety +2

    Excellent

  • @yuliiasyroid6479
    @yuliiasyroid6479 Před rokem +1

    The country is called Ukraine. We've been an independent state for more than 30 years!

  • @adabujiki
    @adabujiki Před 3 lety +3

    mehhh...

  • @akshatdubey4343
    @akshatdubey4343 Před 2 lety

    100th comment

  • @takvacs
    @takvacs Před 3 lety +13

    All of this could've been done with in 30 seconds and it would've been funnier.

  • @MrHappyPaz
    @MrHappyPaz Před 3 lety +7

    Boo

  • @therobbieunited
    @therobbieunited Před 3 lety +18

    Never made me laugh

  • @Chenx4
    @Chenx4 Před 3 lety +2

    How is this funny

  • @barth9580
    @barth9580 Před 3 lety +10

    Wasn't that funny, I guess you had to be there.

  • @gilbertfalling493
    @gilbertfalling493 Před 3 lety +5

    3:58 of my life wasted. Time I will never get back. GO YANKEES!

  • @matovuhuzaifah1764
    @matovuhuzaifah1764 Před 3 lety +7

    Trevor Noah is much better

  • @lilbro7637
    @lilbro7637 Před rokem +1

    Can't go to Ukraine can you

  • @pahwasaki9389
    @pahwasaki9389 Před 3 lety +9

    On the other hand the female comedians only know sex related jokes

    • @grasshopper1292
      @grasshopper1292 Před 3 lety +9

      As a female, I have to agree. Would love to support them but it's just not that funny. Wish they were smarter and didn't degrade themselves in the name of 'feminism'.

    • @ezra3518
      @ezra3518 Před 3 lety +6

      Watches Amy Schumer / Sarah Silverman once: “reeeeeeee femaaaaaale comedians”
      lmao what an incel

    • @grasshopper1292
      @grasshopper1292 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ezra3518 lol never even heard of the second one but in the UK, kinda rare to find a female stand up now who can do 5 minutes without talking about her vagina. I mean, fine if it's funny... It just isn't. There's no shock value because there shouldn't be. Just really lazy comedy imho.

    • @MsCrisStina
      @MsCrisStina Před 2 lety

      Iliza Shlesinger is a pretty good female comedian.

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 Před 3 lety +1

    Don't talk about your Dad like that.😕

  • @kanewest8454
    @kanewest8454 Před 3 lety +7

    His delivery has a hint of confused gay about it. Insipid and not funny.