Pol Martin Evil Microwaving Moments [RTVS/Socpens Fan-Edit]

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
  • you will experience the smells of microwaved chicken. you will taste the white-wine flavored beef teriyaki. may pol martin have mercy on your soul.
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    STREAMED AT: / socpens
    FULL VOD: • VHS VIEWINGZ - Pol Mar...
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    hey! im surprised you're actually reading this. after 2 years of promising myself to make a fan-edit of any streamer's streams, i finally did it! if you have any feedback on how i edited, it is definitely welcome down in the comments section. care you!
    oh, and follow me on twitter: / novatheperson1
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    0:00 Intro
    0:32 Vegetable Soup
    3:30 Vegetable Soup with Potatoes
    5:33 White Sauce with Mushrooms
    8:51 Shrimp
    12:24 Shrimp...2!
    12:43 Beef Teriyaki ON THE MICROWAVE PLATES?????????
    15:57 Chicken Breasts
    19:38 ALERT! ALERT!!

Komentáře • 105

  • @charlie7186
    @charlie7186 Před 3 lety +586

    making local food expert and asian baalup watch a french man cook beef teriyaki in the microwave feels like a hate crime

    • @enkays_den
      @enkays_den Před rokem +62

      AAPI's top enemies: COVID misinformation and Pol Martin

    • @manutdedits2726
      @manutdedits2726 Před rokem +17

      @@enkays_den OIL MARTIN!!!!!

  • @bxnditclown
    @bxnditclown Před rokem +282

    i don't think anything will top the reveal of the beef being cooked on the plate, the genuine horror in scorpy's voice, wayne's desperation, holly's soul being sucked outta her, the hell's kitchen sound. poetic cinema, nothing will beat it EVER

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind Před rokem +35

      Using the microwave to make a makeshift griddle is both genius and deeply evil

  • @mintjaan
    @mintjaan Před 2 lety +228

    The color change is like in Jojo's when there's an intense fight scene but it's just a French man making miserable food

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 Před rokem +22

      He microwaved the protagonists and the season he was supposed to be in; only he remains, occasionally pestered by snippets of the reality he destroyed.

    • @BadWolfAce
      @BadWolfAce Před rokem +11

      Pearl Jam but it's depressing and disgusts whoever eats it. If Limp Biscuit wasn't in Part 6, I'd call it that

    • @no1important777
      @no1important777 Před rokem +5

      @@BadWolfAce Pearl Jam but instead of going on a journey he just opened up a restaurant and did his best

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake Před 24 dny

      ​@@BadWolfAcePearl jam but instead of making him really good at cooking it makes him worse

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 Před rokem +98

    6:40 “I feed zis sauce to Suuper Meughrioh and he DIE!!!”

  • @ohnoagremlin
    @ohnoagremlin Před 2 lety +295

    "oh my god he's cooking he's cooking iT ON A microWAVE PLATE" is such a good soundbite

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 2 lety +264

    "i love the fuckin pile of vegetables in his sink"
    "those are his clean dishes"
    underappreciated line

    • @manutdedits2726
      @manutdedits2726 Před rokem +13

      Poly is the ultimate underrated rtvs member

    • @ExpectedAs
      @ExpectedAs Před rokem +3

      @@manutdedits2726 wasn’t that mike? 💀

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před 11 měsíci

      I haven't even gotten to that part of the video yet, and I will be shocked if it isn't Holly

  • @deejorno
    @deejorno Před 4 měsíci +33

    wayne's pleading of THAT'S NOT ENOUGH genuinely flashes in my head whenever i cook meat

  • @manutdedits2726
    @manutdedits2726 Před rokem +85

    I love the multiple times Poly shittalks Jamie Oliver in this video, especially because she is the only British one here.

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev Před rokem +71

    gir’s accent for pol sounds like a homestar character

  • @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937

    Nothing will ever compare to everyone slowly realizing what’s going on with the microwaved plate and absolutely freaking out

  • @ketaminepoptarts
    @ketaminepoptarts Před rokem +93

    17:01 "that's the fucked up part! he has all the (weird squeaking noises) ...for evil!"

    • @manutdedits2726
      @manutdedits2726 Před rokem +37

      "THATS THE FUCKED UP PART! HE HAS ALL OF THESE COOKING SKILLS AND HES USING THEM FOR EVIL!!!"

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy Před rokem +24

      she turned into a mouse :(

  • @dishfishes
    @dishfishes Před 2 lety +173

    Opened up animal crossing for the first time in a year while watching this and was immediately terrified because i entered a room in my house that was completely bare save for a single microwave sitting off center . 80 percent sure its from the kitchen update. 20 percent sure i have been haunted by this video .

  • @Wizuu0274
    @Wizuu0274 Před 3 lety +203

    My mans Pol really pulls out all of the plates from the microwave without even mitts, really going for that second degree burns record

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan Před 4 měsíci +11

    10:07 scorpy brings in the tiny knife

  • @Elijah_Kujo
    @Elijah_Kujo Před 2 lety +95

    watching this while being french bilingual is terrifying

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Před rokem +29

      Seeing both sides of the wall, knowing the horrors the characters can't comprehend

  • @NickolasNinja
    @NickolasNinja Před rokem +42

    The overlapping hell's kitchen waterphone when he puts the microwaved-plate-cooked beef that isnt done into the dish fucking kills me every time

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev Před rokem +27

    mario died because of him. ate the brown

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 Před 2 lety +59

    Hearing wayne fucking losing his mind over the beef teriyaki is only too relatable.

  • @deecomposerr
    @deecomposerr Před 2 lety +37

    despite what they say, this farmer clearly cares for his animals from the work hes willing to put into his pig slop

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 Před rokem +27

    This man drinks to kill all the botulism in his system.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Před 11 měsíci +9

      He's probably parasite free because no tapeworms would ever want to eat what he's cooking

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 Před 3 lety +81

    8:35 *obliterated* me, Jesus Christmas

  • @rbitrary
    @rbitrary Před 2 lety +130

    This video is so good....
    Also as a food worker i think it's absolutely horrifying that he's cooking with a ring on. I can't wear any jewellery because metal and plastic lack the anti-bacterial properties of skin, meaning if you touch it while handling microbes, it will carry it to your next item you touch

    • @SourGummiWyrm69
      @SourGummiWyrm69 Před 2 lety +56

      enchanted ring of give food poisoning

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair Před rokem +22

      Me when Binging with Babish mixes ground meat without taking off his Rolexes

    • @calcifieddirt4120
      @calcifieddirt4120 Před rokem +19

      not to mention you can get crud stuck under there, superheat it without noticing, cut glass with the edge. never a fun idea

  • @StarscreamsGirl
    @StarscreamsGirl Před 2 lety +43

    I was watching this next to my bf with headphones in and when it got the Beef Plate he made me show him bc I couldn’t stop GASPING

  • @m_crowley6674
    @m_crowley6674 Před rokem +25

    i do love how the pol martin voice is often just a strongbad accent

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor Před rokem +7

    'is he just gonna put water in it and microwave it? that sounds disgusting' SUMS UP THE WHOLE SERIES HUH

  • @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243
    @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 Před 9 měsíci +5

    REMINDER: this man is considered a culinary icon in French speaking Canada

  • @the-real-franz-kafka
    @the-real-franz-kafka Před rokem +37

    hey i watched this to go to sleep to on my laptop during a time when i didnt have a phone (due to financial issues) and the alert at the end threw into such a horrific panic, as i genuinely believed that there was a bald french man that microwaves alien vegetables loose in my neighborhood, that i shot upright and started to sob until the ridiculousness of everything made itself clear to me
    great edit though man, 10/10

  • @a52productions
    @a52productions Před rokem +10

    I love how they get worse as time goes on. The soup looked passable. The brown sauce... dubious, but likely edible. The shrimp.. oh no. oh no. oh god what is he doing with the beef oh god mr martin you cant oh my god--

  • @RedStinger_0
    @RedStinger_0 Před 11 měsíci +7

    15:45 the sfx are killing me

  • @gingy-
    @gingy- Před rokem +10

    Gir's Pol Martin impression is really the icing on the cake here

    • @SwollaG7
      @SwollaG7 Před 7 měsíci +6

      it's just Strong Bad is what gets me

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax Před 3 lety +48

    14:46 fucked up and evil moments

  • @Dr_B0nes
    @Dr_B0nes Před rokem +21

    I was playing a game while listening to this and the fart sounds they were doing like 8 and a half mins in lined up with me getting hit with an ass blast attack

  • @twink_ing
    @twink_ing Před 2 lety +47

    GOD YES, MY FAVORITE BIT IN THE VHS STREAMS, I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS MAN

  • @itshaitime2089
    @itshaitime2089 Před rokem +19

    i watched this stream live and the moment he started cooking meat on a plate still lives completely rent free in my brain.

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Před 5 měsíci +4

    the knifework was the only non-cursed part of this video

  • @illioptopede
    @illioptopede Před 2 lety +99

    this video made me realize somethin
    are
    are potatoes called "dirt apples" in french???

    • @rosePetrichor
      @rosePetrichor Před 2 lety +39

      they sure are. pomme de terre. really no worse than 'pineapple' though, is it

    • @nonebody2601
      @nonebody2601 Před 2 lety +34

      Apple of the earth

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před rokem +11

      french is a really dumb language so you get shit like pommes de terre, noud papillon (bowtie, or "knot butterfly,") amuse-bouche (appetizer, or "mouth fun,") and raton laveur (raccoon, or "rat washer/washing rat")

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'll never recover from scorpy getting out the stock knife png and politely cutting the shrimp for chef pol martin

  • @pikapet3r255
    @pikapet3r255 Před 2 lety +38

    13:33 plate beef

  • @spaghettimoose2003
    @spaghettimoose2003 Před rokem +6

    Microwave mandela catalog outro scared me

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh Před 3 lety +56

    This is the FUCKING edit evar!!!

  • @gordonwiley2006
    @gordonwiley2006 Před rokem +15

    "May our kitchens escape hell"

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 Před rokem +4

      Sunder the chains of Ramsay, that we may finally rise above the blood

  • @rainphee
    @rainphee Před rokem +5

    "oh no, the blood activated"

  • @RaspberryPastry
    @RaspberryPastry Před 3 měsíci +5

    Live a guy that wears a ring whilst handling raw chicken

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405

    4:55 this guy is just describing Good Eats

  • @Hawkfire360
    @Hawkfire360 Před 2 lety +26

    LOVING the intro you added. Authentic.

  • @music-sweetmusic4745
    @music-sweetmusic4745 Před 2 lety +61

    5:10 listen close...

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před rokem +14

    gir's french impression is just strong bad

  • @AtronachsAura
    @AtronachsAura Před 2 lety +26

    im mad sick rn and this is somehow healing me, watching this man microwave shrimp and hearing holly panic bc of it
    thank u for ur service :)

  • @zidanidane
    @zidanidane Před 6 měsíci +3

    what a love
    i love the ending so much

  • @swordswaltzing
    @swordswaltzing Před rokem +9

    I literally speak French and it did not make this any better or more comprehensible

  • @k3nny
    @k3nny Před 2 lety +14

    This opening song is burned into my memory

  • @eringotkilled
    @eringotkilled Před 3 měsíci +3

    i had no idea what was up with the color effects at first i thought his microwave was leaking

  • @lochness7419
    @lochness7419 Před 4 měsíci +3

    CHRIST ALIVE .

  • @colin5227
    @colin5227 Před 10 měsíci

    Thank you for this edit

  • @antlers1385
    @antlers1385 Před 2 lety +15

    the reborn edit got me bad

  • @catg4343
    @catg4343 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ratatouille deleted scene

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev Před rokem +3

    Waiter! There's an eye in my soup!

  • @divinetitanus3147
    @divinetitanus3147 Před rokem +1

    Found footage from the kitchens of Chernobyl☢☣⚰

  • @Fab4Sunrises
    @Fab4Sunrises Před rokem +1

    im almost certain this cat has a mustache but im not sure i cant fully tell

  • @hexedcrab
    @hexedcrab Před rokem +5

    was the video just corrupting like that or were they fucking around with filters I honestly can't tell

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum Před rokem +22

      If so remember correctly, Scorpy has a magnet that he sometimes hovers over the VCR

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan Před rokem +1

      it was real

  • @venice3189
    @venice3189 Před 2 lety +4

    😳

  • @voyagerwitch
    @voyagerwitch Před 7 měsíci +1

    you... you added the hell's kitchen sounds, right? surely those weren't in the original show?

  • @gamerbud2400
    @gamerbud2400 Před 3 lety +11

    it feels cursed that I click on this video and I'm the 666th view.

  • @hithere5039
    @hithere5039 Před rokem +1

    Why were the colors all wonky at the beginning?