SCORPY WARS: A STAR WARS INTERVIEW highlights (Baaulp/RTVS fan edit)

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  • čas přidán 5. 07. 2024
  • Original vod: • SCORPY WARS: A STAR WA...
    Originally streamed at / baaulp
    This is a fan edit.
    00:00 Intro
    05:45 Star Wars (1977)
    17:17 The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    28:05 Return of the Jedi (1983)
    37:45 The Phantom Menace (1999)
    41:35 Attack of the Clones (2002)
    50:02 Revenge of the Sith (2005)
    54:11 Conclusions
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Komentáře • 103

  • @sverenagain
    @sverenagain Před 3 měsíci +55

    coming back to this i cant stop thinking about how funny the implications would be if vader really did reveal luke had two dads 😭😭 luke being so upset his dads were gay that he lets go to fall to his death and the twist was just that hes SEVERELY homophobic

  • @arcadebot4735
    @arcadebot4735 Před 11 měsíci +302

    mastergir joining the call for 2 seconds just to say "maclunky" and leave immediately is so great

  • @ParryThat
    @ParryThat Před 7 měsíci +202

    Genuinely can’t get over after all this time Scorpy seeing Luke in the Bacta tank and saying “is that Darth Vader without the suit?”, unintentionally making an EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE cinematic parallel.

    • @MyNameIs8Ball
      @MyNameIs8Ball Před 3 měsíci +20

      also him IMMEDIATELY understanding why Luke wears black in episode 6

  • @khalewren2734
    @khalewren2734 Před rokem +446

    Scorpy comparing the Emperor to ”the guy who shittalks me on xbox live” is such an odd yet perfect comparison

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome Před rokem +10

      33:44

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Před rokem +50

      “So yeah Anakin, you’re a Sith.” *plays The Imperial March on guitar*

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Před rokem +9

      Beautiful how this analogy has absolutely been made before

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 Před 8 měsíci +10

      When someone throws a match in Halo i send them a voice message saying "you will pay the price for your lack of vision."

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 Před rokem +327

    Also love how scorpy instantly knows about Jizz music, probably one of the more obscure star wars facts but takes what is probably a good like mintue to figure out the famous "luke i am your father" line, a line people who never seen star wars know about.

    • @Lorenzo2300
      @Lorenzo2300 Před rokem +47

      It's even funnier realizing why he knows about Jizz... it's GOTTA be because the AVGN mentioned it in one of his videos about Star Wars games, 100%

    • @EvilMightyTrash
      @EvilMightyTrash Před rokem +5

      Hell I’m a Star Wars nut but I didn’t know about Jizz

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m Před 11 měsíci +13

      Extremely common misconception, Vader says "No, I *am* your father."

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson Před 3 měsíci +23

    i just realised scorpy thinking c3p0 was called marvis may be him misremembering marvin the paranoid android from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

  • @NorthstarSystem
    @NorthstarSystem Před rokem +127

    i was crying 19 minutes in because you get:
    -hang out, we must
    -is that boba fetts feet???
    -thinking yoda was hung for his crimes
    and then
    -is this where he smokes weed??

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax Před rokem +267

    Lucasfilm sell the star wars to Scorpy for $12 and he makes the best movie the franchise has ever seen

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 Před rokem +13

      This would unironically happen is the thing. Scorpy is a visionary.

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 Před rokem +133

    "Pretty soon"
    THREE YEARS LATER.

  • @demon-goat
    @demon-goat Před rokem +195

    luke has TWO dads?!

  • @ZannyAisling
    @ZannyAisling Před rokem +260

    this feels like watching one of those animal reasoning tests (math, language, etc) where the poor beast is getting correct answers by looking for body language cues from its handlers. except with wrong answers gotten honestly and with humans. so not the same at all and YET scorpy exhibits a similar mastery of "star wars" to a horse asked to do math.

  • @ImSimmin
    @ImSimmin Před rokem +214

    if anyone is wondering when scorpy says "thats no moon, and then theres a butt crack" thats a gag from thumb wars

    • @bugdomrulez
      @bugdomrulez Před rokem +7

      that movie scared the shit out of me as a child. all the thumb movies did

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 7 měsíci +1

      lowest common denominator humor

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 awwww are you mad thumb wars wasn't a high concept intellectual comedy? ure cute :)

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@MenachemSchmuel i dont know where u got the idea that i'm mad
      i am a part of the lowest common denominator who laughs at butt jokes

  • @milktrician
    @milktrician Před rokem +242

    “hang out we must” :)

    • @4ubrey287
      @4ubrey287 Před rokem +46

      "stay over you will" C:

  • @ashtonkaid1289
    @ashtonkaid1289 Před 5 měsíci +55

    19:07 “hang out we must” has joined the ‘rtvs phrases that are a permanent part of my vocabulary’ folder of my brain

  • @tonyage27
    @tonyage27 Před 9 měsíci +88

    13:42 scorpy is like a little kid who gets something right and they all immediately start cheering for him, "PIE FIGHTER!" "Yeah!"

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome Před 7 měsíci +7

      Love the implication the tie fighters are actually pie fighters

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Před 7 měsíci +6

      i didn’t even notice he said pie fighter

    • @wormcake_
      @wormcake_ Před 4 měsíci +1

      sbob house!

  • @ic0nic707
    @ic0nic707 Před rokem +96

    i love how accurately scorpy describes the phantom menace by pure coincidence

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 Před 4 měsíci +28

    7:19 me when im a baby and my parents show me a flashcard with an animal on it that they dont think i know yet

  • @PokeshadowYT
    @PokeshadowYT Před 5 měsíci +25

    40:44 "Why is Scorpy wearing a parachut?"
    Hahaha that was me in chat! I forgot about that!

  • @dangdudedan8756
    @dangdudedan8756 Před rokem +65

    i am so high i thought wayne was a new guy from chicago for 30 minutes.

  • @oceanelambert2507
    @oceanelambert2507 Před 6 měsíci +32

    38:40 "Darth Maul comes back or arrives or, is not born probably. Probably, Darth Maul's been born"

  • @spase667
    @spase667 Před rokem +77

    Something about the way Scorpy says Xbox is always funny.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine Před rokem +64

    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of The Force

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 Před rokem +52

    Somehow Baluup has remembered about the star wars interviews

  • @atesdosluoglu2191
    @atesdosluoglu2191 Před rokem +83

    genuinely i wish they didnt actually tell him what star wars was and just interviewed him on his preconceptions

    • @nonomen6665
      @nonomen6665 Před rokem +4

      Yeah that honestly was disappointing

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 Před 7 měsíci +20

      He’ll forget what they told him soon enough

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson Před 9 měsíci +39

    my gay robot uncles, c3p0 and marvis

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum Před rokem +49

    I can’t believe it finally happened and I MISSED IT 🙀

  • @ivipl5346
    @ivipl5346 Před 10 měsíci +28

    This video is my only source of star wars knowledge

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Před 10 měsíci +7

      You are not missing anything.

    • @BreadTeleporter1968
      @BreadTeleporter1968 Před měsícem +1

      Well you now know about Droopy Mccool so I’d say you’re pretty set

  • @littlechickeyhudak
    @littlechickeyhudak Před rokem +64

    I was curious about the lack of the sequels when I looked at the chapters, but I definitely agree with what they said. I overall enjoyed them but they're definitely not as goofy as the others can seem when you go over them beat-by-beat, and simply the fact that they're new makes it not nearly as funny to not know anything about them. Like Scorpy went his entire life somehow dodging the "I am your father" line, at least to the point where he didn't recoginze the scene. He grew up OWNING prequel merch, and saw one of them in theatres as a child and still knew next to nothing about them. That's fucking hilarious. But if they were to go over the sequels it would just be like "yeah no shit you don't recognize Snap Wexley by name. You have no reason to." They just aren't engrained enough in pop culture, and had no place in 2000's pop culture, so it's just not the same.

    • @boodle399
      @boodle399 Před rokem +10

      You can get some funny stuff from the sequels (at least the two after force awakens given that one is just new hope again) but I feel it's only funny or interesting jn the context of knowing star wars. Like Ochi, the Sith Assassin is a funny character if you realize his backstory and how underused he was in the series being an expert assassin who failed upwards and then died in a worm pit in the last movie but that needs a bunch of context to be humorous like knowing he's oddly responsible for the most of the sequel franchise via comics and outside not something you can easily point at on a screen and laugh at like Yoda "sleeping"

    • @amusingmoose9924
      @amusingmoose9924 Před rokem +4

      @@boodle399He died in a pit with a knife that leads back to the remnants of the second Death Star, and if you stand in a very specific spot, you’ll be able to pull a thingy out that points to where a Sith pyramid is. However, that’s only useful if you no clip and move straight ahead.
      God, that’s such a fun movie to pick apart.

    • @tTaseric
      @tTaseric Před 8 měsíci +2

      You joke about Snap but watching him get splattered over the side of a star destroyer was the only time I felt emotion during the last movie

  • @ToxikBox
    @ToxikBox Před rokem +69

    I love how Scorpy is a way better Star Wars writer and comes up with way better movies than George Lucas could ever write

  • @KaptinScuzgob
    @KaptinScuzgob Před rokem +26

    i wish i knew this much about star wars

  • @carofnerds7641
    @carofnerds7641 Před 11 měsíci +12

    if anything this stream actually proved that scorpy knew more about star wars than we thought

  • @fungalthing2217
    @fungalthing2217 Před 5 měsíci +10

    6:32 MARVIS????? IS HE THINKING OF MARVIN THE PARNOID ANDROID??? 😭😭😭

  • @lujackson1404
    @lujackson1404 Před 4 měsíci +7

    19:03 Scorpy: "hangout we must, stay over you will"

  • @ayepotamono3442
    @ayepotamono3442 Před rokem +28

    THEY FINALLY DID IT

  • @videobob92
    @videobob92 Před rokem +14

    Luke really do got the banana republic fit

  • @Tojuniorproductions
    @Tojuniorproductions Před 2 měsíci +5

    A book revealed the song “Mad about Me” (the Cantina song) is apparantly being played horribly off-key in the movie because Figrin D’an and Modal Nodes were intensely high during that performance.

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 Před měsícem

      I’ll be surprised if that necessary and genius addition wasn’t straight from the mind of Chuck Wendig.

  • @Regulith
    @Regulith Před 7 měsíci +6

    I knew I was in for a good time after starting with that C3PO/R2D2 twist

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 Před 5 měsíci +9

    I’m so sad they cut out Baaulp reacting to someone in chat saying this thing 27:45 is the Lament Configuration.

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan Před 3 měsíci +4

    scorpy traded all his star wars knowledge for elden ring knowledge

  • @masterofthetear8138
    @masterofthetear8138 Před rokem +23

    "Are you here to see Nicki Minaj?"

  • @tuvooakenoak
    @tuvooakenoak Před 6 měsíci +5

    he knows WAY more than i do

  • @flynnawoo9799
    @flynnawoo9799 Před 6 měsíci +9

    IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY NEVER DID THE STAR WARS STREAM AND WAS SO SAD (got into wrtvs through hlvrai) BUT NOW I SEE THIS!!! thank you for the edit so so so much :)

  • @a6hawk
    @a6hawk Před 5 měsíci +6

    Scorpy would rather kill spiders than read Star Wars

  • @ThatLHGuy
    @ThatLHGuy Před 8 měsíci +7

    I am going to get to the level of star wars knowledge scorpy had before this stream.
    It seems fun to know such little

  • @demon-goat
    @demon-goat Před 2 měsíci +3

    “JIZZ! I’ve heard of it”

  • @DanteDyavol
    @DanteDyavol Před rokem +26

    i may be misremembering, but i think that when scorpy was talking about 'that's no moon' and then there's a buttcrack, i think that might be a joke from the family guy parody

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Před rokem +29

      I haven't seen the Family Guy parody so I don't know if it also has that joke, but Scorpy was referencing Thumb Wars.

  • @starfox3883
    @starfox3883 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I watched this at work and almost ruptured a spleen trying not to laugh out loud

  • @presidentraiden9203
    @presidentraiden9203 Před rokem +14

    Guys, I’m about to watch this. Zam Wessel isn’t in this right? I’m afraid of her.

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Před rokem +8

      Go to 44:23 to get totally Zammed

  • @Devininity
    @Devininity Před 9 měsíci +5

    I want Scorpy to watch Jedi Party and have people tell him it's canon

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor Před 11 měsíci +20

    What's weird is how they're treating this as completely exceptional when its actually a pretty normal thing for someone of Scorpy's age who grew up not in the USA. His knowledge is all stuff that someone who was a kid around then would have seen because the prequels' marketing was EVERYWHERE but it was all very weird specific stuff, like yeah, Mace Windu being a guy with a purple lightsaber is a thing I remember knowing BEFORE I'd ever seen star wars stuff, for some reason that was just a thing people talked about

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Před 11 měsíci +36

      The exceptional thing is Scorpy's ability to twist a lack of knowledge into an opportunity for comedy which is pretty great.

    • @WhatDoesDStandFor
      @WhatDoesDStandFor Před 7 měsíci +7

      Scorpy has been on the internet for several years

    • @stickyribs6494
      @stickyribs6494 Před 3 měsíci +7

      isn't he Canadian?? Lol we had star wars in canada too

  • @sverenagain
    @sverenagain Před rokem +18

    MASTERPIECE THANK U!!

  • @monkeydad47
    @monkeydad47 Před rokem +7

    I can't be laughing this hard this late at night

  • @SuperYuuki3
    @SuperYuuki3 Před rokem +5

    This might be my favorite rtvs stream

  • @blingblay
    @blingblay Před 8 měsíci +2

    Yess I’ve been waiting for an edit of this!! Thank you!

  • @hylics
    @hylics Před 6 měsíci +3

    the only thing i knew about Star Wars was from the family guy parody, i feel so knowledgeable now

  • @GruntOfAction
    @GruntOfAction Před 7 měsíci +9

    54:24 me :3

  • @lostfan10000
    @lostfan10000 Před 6 měsíci +2

    16:36 Hey! You better not talk shit about my main man, Jan Dodonna!

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 Před 2 měsíci +2

    10:54
    closest thing I can find is a film called "Thumb wars" where there was a buttcrack joke after the "that's no moon" bit.

  • @PrederNationteam74
    @PrederNationteam74 Před měsícem

    Well you can’t get mad at him, a lot of kids fell asleep during the prequel movies

  • @Wisumaros
    @Wisumaros Před 4 měsíci

    You are welcome to these Jedi forces, rebels

  • @lemonbreadsf3828
    @lemonbreadsf3828 Před 6 měsíci +3

    idk anything about star wars either so afaik everything scorpy says is true

  • @Trashgoblin2003
    @Trashgoblin2003 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I hate how Scorpy’s knowledge of Star Wars is almost identical to mine only his is slightly worse

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Před 2 měsíci

      what’s the deepest star wars deep cut you know of

  • @432neptune
    @432neptune Před 4 měsíci +3

    14:04 where's fucking yoda???

  • @Sundaeys
    @Sundaeys Před 5 měsíci +1

    Did they ever make that commentary track lmfao?

  • @XxDemon23xX
    @XxDemon23xX Před 12 dny

    16:25 why does this photo of Luke and Han look like they've wet themselves?

  • @mungusman3016
    @mungusman3016 Před 11 měsíci +6

    this kinda feels like bullying