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16:25 why does this photo of Luke and Han look like they've wet themselves?

My childhood is ruined

Well you can’t get mad at him, a lot of kids fell asleep during the prequel movies

“JIZZ! I’ve heard of it”

A book revealed the song “Mad about Me” (the Cantina song) is apparantly being played horribly off-key in the movie because Figrin D’an and Modal Nodes were intensely high during that performance.

Finn saying, “suck these nuts.” Was something I never expected but something I didn’t know how much I needed

10:54 closest thing I can find is a film called "Thumb wars" where there was a buttcrack joke after the "that's no moon" bit.

i just realised scorpy thinking c3p0 was called marvis may be him misremembering marvin the paranoid android from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

coming back to this i cant stop thinking about how funny the implications would be if vader really did reveal luke had two dads 😭😭 luke being so upset his dads were gay that he lets go to fall to his death and the twist was just that hes SEVERELY homophobic

scorpy traded all his star wars knowledge for elden ring knowledge

I hate how Scorpy’s knowledge of Star Wars is almost identical to mine only his is slightly worse

Without suck these nuts he said suck deez nuts

Why did Fionna did the two fingers instead of the fuck you finger

You are welcome to these Jedi forces, rebels

14:04 where's fucking yoda???

19:03 Scorpy: "hangout we must, stay over you will"

7:19 me when im a baby and my parents show me a flashcard with an animal on it that they dont think i know yet

I’m so sad they cut out Baaulp reacting to someone in chat saying this thing 27:45 is the Lament Configuration.

40:44 "Why is Scorpy wearing a parachut?" Hahaha that was me in chat! I forgot about that!

Scorpy would rather kill spiders than read Star Wars

6:32 MARVIS????? IS HE THINKING OF MARVIN THE PARNOID ANDROID??? 😭😭😭

I watched this at work and almost ruptured a spleen trying not to laugh out loud

19:07 “hang out we must” has joined the ‘rtvs phrases that are a permanent part of my vocabulary’ folder of my brain

Did they ever make that commentary track lmfao?

16:36 Hey! You better not talk shit about my main man, Jan Dodonna!

The Sith are probably allowed to fuck, but their offspring aren't allowed to be Sith -- there can only ever be two, the Master and the Apprentice.

he knows WAY more than i do

Got to love the fact they reference the middle finger, with a peace sign, before pawn swan gives us the real thing.

the only thing i knew about Star Wars was from the family guy parody, i feel so knowledgeable now

idk anything about star wars either so afaik everything scorpy says is true

He actually didn't say the f bomb he said Huck him up girl!

IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY NEVER DID THE STAR WARS STREAM AND WAS SO SAD (got into wrtvs through hlvrai) BUT NOW I SEE THIS!!! thank you for the edit so so so much :)

38:40 "Darth Maul comes back or arrives or, is not born probably. Probably, Darth Maul's been born"

I knew I was in for a good time after starting with that C3PO/R2D2 twist

Baulp is so fucking loud jesus

Genuinely can’t get over after all this time Scorpy seeing Luke in the Bacta tank and saying “is that Darth Vader without the suit?”, unintentionally making an EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE cinematic parallel.

0:04 What the fuark?!

54:24 me :3

0:10 Honestly, I prefer that as a peace sign, as opposed to anything profane.

As an 11 year old, I can confirm that I’m surprise my mom let me watch this and the show is a masterpiece

0:05 aight maybe i might actually watch the show

brb 💀

"Our homeworld's atmosphere is uhhh *poisonous* to his kind" Yeah that definitely doesn't like something he made up on the spot

Yess I’ve been waiting for an edit of this!! Thank you!

I feel a bit disappointed because they nerfed warren, if he had stayed as a mysterious shapeshifting beast it would have been more interesting, the fact that they gave him a more human personality and a goofy ahh base form on his planet seems to me like wasted potential for a character with that lore.

This is just like how a Dungeon master will write a character out of the scene because he had a dentist appointment IRL

Its not weird its f*ck !?

Is Jake's second Dad could possibly one of the primordial horrors/monsters described by the Lich?

adventure time in a nutshell

Classic case of false memory syndrome