Every Single Tau Weapon EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore
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The Tau have an insane amount of weaponry, today we take a look at them all
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Rak’Gol video when?
Tau’s Knight & Imperial Titan Killer: The Tiger Shark
Can you do elder weaponry next
Sly marbo video please
Hate to break it to you... YOU ARE LIVING ON A PRISON ISLAND RIGHT NOW ON AN EXPONENTIALLY TYRANNICAL LEVEL! (all for a 99⁹% rate of recov
Major kill’s room is slowly looking more and more like Trazyn’s collection.
Majorkill is secretly a blood raven using camera trickery to make himself look less built and shorter, there is also possible warp fuckery involved, damn magpies and their tendency to become psykers.
@@voidstrider801 ah yes of course
Where is clone Fulgrim?
@@khorneflakes4446 you mean Clonegrim
Majorkill the infinite
The biggest damage the Tau ever inflicted on the Imperium was breaking Kitten’s heart, he can deny it all he wants but it’s still canon.
Super Canon™
@@robertnelson9599 THAT IS NOT FUCKING CONON!!!!
Chill it’s a joke
@@morph1648 The line He said is the punchline mate.
Kitten said it.
To soon mate, too soon :(.
Tau: Has a wide range of guns for the basic infantry
Imperial guard: The best I can give you is a flashlight
How about a video of all the xenos that the have been incorporated into tau empire aside from kroot and vespid
Yes yes yes
Oo. This is something I don't know much about
I think either he or someone else already did that. There's a few races like some psyker bears and frog like races and stuff like that
Kroots are giga chads
Kroot, Vespid, Poctroon, Anthrazod, Galg, Greet, Nicassar, Nagi, Demiurg, to name just a few. That would be a great topic to cover.
Fun Fact about the Onager Gauntlet: The reason it seems so out of character is because it was a last resort born out of necessity. During extended battles against the Imperium, the Tau were having an ammo problem. The Imperials had more tanks than the Tau had anti-tank ammo. So the Onager Gauntlet was made as a back up for when the battlesuits had no ammo, but still had tanks to kill.
And that's when the Tau understood how shit works in their galaxy: out of ammo? Just punch them really f***ing hard!
@@d-emprahexpects849as a tau player….this is canon
and Bravestorm just said "fuck it, we ball"
To get an idea of how powerful Tau weapons are, one time a Leman Russ tank got hit with a round so strong it sent the 60 ton tank skidding back several feet. It only suffered minor damage to its external sensors and equipment. The railgun on a Hammerhead Gunship can pierce one side of a Russ, liquefy the crew with the shockwave, exit the other side, and leave a hundred foot long smear of blood on the ground behind it.
And now it can do that in game too.
@@sirbaconbuster in dawn of war?
@@thadz2493 No, in the table top game. The railgun now does one shot, but it hits _stupidly_ hard.
@@sirbaconbuster also this guy phrased something wrong which got me confused. Which one suffered minor damage to it's external sensors and equipment? This comment makes it sound like it happened the leman Russ but obviously it got wrecked
@@thadz2493 There was a point in time where a Russ took a hit with do much force behind it that it launched the tank (given that modern tanks are much smaller and can weigh around 100 tons, you do the math) backwards quite a ways with only minor damage.
The Tau railgun, on the other hand, can basically pop one like a really spicy balloon.
6:36 Farsight Enclaves - the only badass Tau faction under Commander Farsight who taught them how to melee in glorious combat.
Its actually really fun (and not totally unviable) to sending in a 9 man squad of crisis suits into melee. at WS 4 they can really put out some hurt
I once read that a Tau Railgun blew a hole through an Imperial tank, and everything not bolted down was sucked out through the exit wound. That was brutal!
Tau weaponry is awesome. Necrons too. 😁
Yes, everything not bolted down was sucked through a small exit hole, including the crew of the imperial tank ._.
That's why whenever I play Tau, I never leave home without Longstrike and 3 Hammerhead tanks. Tau weapons are really cool. Now if only they were as accurate in the tabletop game as they are in lore, lol.
@@joshuagannon6566 but then the imperium looks bad.
@@terrelldurocher3330 Not really. They'd just be on par with Space Marines, Ad Mech, and Sisters of Battle as far as range accuracy goes. It'll be interesting to see what GW does with them for their 9th edition codex in any case.
@@joshuagannon6566 Tau Pulse Rifles will become 36" range and AP-1. I saw it on Bell of Lost Souls.
Majorkill: *Basically just reads the Equipment page of the Codex*
Me: "Interesting, more of this please."
Every time I think of Tau fighting melee opponents I just imagine that scene in raiders of the lost ark where the swordsman does some swirls with his blade only to get one shot by Jones, be really funny to see a Tau dressed as the Arizona Ranger from Big Iron.
The tau of Sept Yi'Ha
@@khorneflakes4446 Sept Bi'Gihr'on
Marty Robbins had such a soulful voice!
BIG IRON BIGGGG ORON WHEN HE TRYED TO MACH THE RANGER WITH THE BIG ITON ON HIS HIP
Exactly who needs melee weapons, When you can just shoot a guy from several kilometers.
Petition for Majorkill to wave around a gun every video because I can't take a 40k lore vid seriously now without it.
I don't think that would be a good idea as the Australian government might break into his house for possession of a"deadly weapon".
The air burster in real life is a fuse added to artillery and mortars that absolutely shred and turn people into pudding.
My poor guardsmen always died to it when playing my bro and his Tau lol
Whoever designed that weapon was clearly a chunky salsa enthusiast.
@@voidstrider801 noice
Typically used in AA emplacements.
The only I know about Tau weapon arsenal: The bigger the battlesuit, the bigger and powerful weapon they able to equip.
My take on some of the weapons from a lore standpoint:
The plasma guns are somewhat limited because they fire an individual packet of material. This means it has a finite amount of energy and they do not apply all of that to the target as a large portion is lost to the environment. Also, you can't really expect a weedy little firewarrior to lug around a really beefy power source like you would require for a fusion weapon.
The fusion weapons are sort of like plasma guns if you solve the whole, it's a finite ball of energy problem. The Tau decided to solve this by hooking their weapons up to things with fusion reactors, taking the plasma from said fusion reaction and using it to melt bad things. Basically, they brought a 150 million degree blow torch to the fight when everyone else is still using gasoline to light stuff on fire.
Finally, the Ion weapons are literally just shooting lightning bolts.
The pulse weapons have a backup power source that can be recharged on the fire warrior's armor
Man if only the Eldar, Necrons, Humanity and the Tau would get their shit together and team up just imagine how OP this kind of Alliance would look like that would make the Orks, Tyranids and Choaz shit themeselves.
The Orks see this as a potential Krumping remember?
Very unlikely that the Necrons or Eldar would ever agree to forming an actual alliance with the primal and savage Imperium or the young and naive Tau.
And it's even more unlikely considering that the Eldar and Necrons are sworn, bitter enemies since like forever.
But yeah if this was to be a thing, Chaos would definitely shit themselves and cry, the Tyranids would probably just bug out and find another galaxy far, far away to feast upon.
The Orks on the other hand would probably just do what any sensible Ork would do in this situation, go tell Ghazhkull to assemble the greatest WAAAGH! der iz and krump dem shtewpid umies, witchiz, skelliboyz and fishiz!
HA HA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
"Umies are temporary, Orkz are forevva!"
I mean Necrons alone could stomp everybody combined
@@Gabriel-cg9tj If they could wake up and stop being grumpy
And thats how thr krorks are born.
Other factions in Warhammer 40k: ''The Tau suck at melee...''
Tau: ''Yeah, what about it?''
* power up railguns,plasma weapons, ion cannons and drones *
Still not melee, ABOLUTLY DISGRASFULL
@@umbertosambo6040 You want Tau melee? The main empire won’t do, go for Commander Farsight instead.
Tau fans are funny as hell.
They lost completely against every faction they fought, shut up lmao.
@@PeachDragon_ aight, lets not remember tyranids and orks then
@@zabu7813 they don't count.
Both tyranids and orks are almost always used as cannon fodder in the lore.
The tyranids especially either absolutely annihilate the enemy or get exterminated without a chance, no in between.
Any space marine that has fought the tau: NO YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT ME AND MY BROTHERS from 4 MILES AWAY. FIGHT US IN MELEE COMBAT YOU COWARDS!!!!
Tau: hehehe railgun go *crack*
Ironically, Tau weapons are the ones that are getting invented in real life. Guided missiles, drones, A.I. targetting systems, even railguns. They're pretty realistic even for your average sci-fi, but with a cool gundam vibe to the. I like these guys.
Plot twist: the tau are the final boss of 40k because of their highly advanced technology. They're just silently sitting in the corner building their strength and waiting for the right moment to make their moves on the galaxy.
They're the weakest faction by a lot.
And both necrons and eldar have more advanced technology, by a lot.
@@PeachDragon_ thats what the tau want you to think. and any technology gaps between them and the Eldar and Necrons will be quickly filled by the tau's rapid technological progression. you forget they're really the only faction who's actually constantly improving their technology at a rapid pace. even the most advanced races like the Necrons haven't bothered to upgrade their tech like at all. the tau both appearing weak and irrelevant and their rapid techno local innovation mean they're slowly becoming a massive threat. and them being ignored by basically everyone is actually one of their greatest strengths as it means they can build up their empire, population, and develop advanced technology undisturbed. tau are actually quite strong and advanced already, like they made a anti-tyrranid poison for example. the tau are just too small to currently wield their strength on a large scale but given enough time they could truly become one of the galaxies greatest power's. so yes they are indeed 40k's final boss and their small size and easily ignorable nature just play to their advantage.
I for one welcome our new Tau galactic overlords
@@PeachDragon_ also the tau aren't the weakest faction. that title goes to the eldar lmao
@@nick3xtremegaming212 yeah if you seriously think all that i won't even bother.
Have fun
@@PeachDragon_ wdym, its all in the lore. not my fault you don't fact check this stuff.
I'll be honest I saw the necron stuff and looked to see if there was a video explaining it. It looks amazing and I'm excited to see what the project is.
Since it is majorkill I guess it will be 100% used for another nsfw cosplay calendar
Love the video! The most mindboggling thing about Pulse weapons to me is that if you translate a Bolter, which is a S4 weapon, and see what IT does, and look at a Pulse Rifle or Carbine which is S5... Well, not much further elaboration is needed after that. This is their regular infantry carrying around a weapon that does more damage than a Bolter.
It’s a smaller and more efficient plasma gun. The pulse is the projection of the plasma bolt.
Yeah you don't fuck with the tau in ranged combat
There's a quote from the 8th edition codex which states pulse munitions will burn straight through ceramite. Which is just crazy if that's what every single infantryman is carrying.
@Sir Cam a Lot there are also quotes such as in Damocles where infantry size pulse weapons just ping off power armor. I think that the way they work is they turn a tiny metal slug into plasma, then fire that at high speed, and it then explodes when it hits, since its technically a plasma weapon. Whereas imperial and tau plasma weapons shoot a big blob of gas which vaporized armor. My guess is that plasma and pulse weapons are like the difference between armor piercing and hollow point bullets.
@@tau-5794 Keep in mind that those pulse guns used during the Damocles Crusade are early models that have been outdated for centuries now. Never, refined variants of pulse weapons the T'au currently use are far more powerful than those antiques.
Thank you majorkill for giving love to xenos. Doing what gw isn’t. What a Chad
Commander Farsight is the only Tau who can melee with the Dawn Blade that drains the life of every enemy he slain in battle.
He also teaches the Farsight Enclaves melee.
No there are some tau battle suits that use fusion blades and ethereals use melee weapons
@@baku2575 The equalizer, to remind the other castes of Tau that the Ethereals are more equal than they are.
@@voidstrider801 ik although they get a bad rep, tau are actually pretty cool
oh and now there's the Onager gauntlet. tau power fist.
I have recently started collecting my first army and its the tau idc what people say the tau are great
I first started and bought some used starter armies and now I have more points than I thought I'd need
Sounds like some big heresy
All armies are based
I have a starter army of guardsman and space marines I’m working on tau since they’re probably the coolest looking faction that’s easy to build/paint
I only got back into the hobby fairly recently and hoped that Fusion Blades would be an option for non Farsight Tau. Ah well
Don’t give up hope, prototype weapons in one edition are fully fledged in new ones
in ten years, when majorkill has more subscribers than warhammer+, he will show us the larping event in which he geared every single one of the participants
Hearing Majorkill talk about the uber Sci fi Tau Weapons ALMOST makes me want to give 40k another shot.
Then I remember GW is worse than EA or Tencent TTntTT
Try Grimdark Future then, It's got free rules and is lots of fun.
@@khorneflakes4446 They killed so many youtube channels including TTS never forgive never forget
Do what i do
Buy all your models from 3rd party sites and make your own rules
:)
I am an IG and Eldar kinda guy, but gooood do i love the Tau esthetics. My first brush with 40k was the game fire warrior, but the funny thing is that I played it while having no clue what 40k was. To me it was just another game. Took me a lot of years to discover 40k and realize what i had played as a kid
8:44 Okay that one just reminds of that line from Kitten in TTS about how the Tau mechs doesn't even throw a punch, well I guess they do now.
The AI will not revolt for the Tau as the AI will understand its their role in the Greater Good.
"If you get in an Atherials face he'll probably try to equalize your balls" -Majorkill
Do same-same for Skaven weapon technology, council commands it yes-yes!!!
The Tau Air Bursting Fragmentation sth does actually exist. It is called HK XM25, it was so deadly, that it was called the punisher and loved by the US Soldiers. But HK decided it was too deadly and unfair, so they invoked on a treaty from the 18hundreds to end the contract
It wasn't used because it was "too deadly or unfair" it saw usage from 2010-13 in Afghanistan but then was phased out as it was too heavy and was operationally redundant when compared to the m4 carbine. In 2017 the contract was cancelled because the weapon wasn't worth its cost.
Zirpharis you just got fucking told.
@@wraithface4410 didn't notice this answer till now. Anyway, where should I start.
Comparing the M4 to the XM25 is like as if you'd compare a amored personal transport with a main battle tank. The M4 is a carbine, like you said, meaning a rifle with a downsized barrel. The XM25 is a grenade launcher, what is completely different and used for other things than a rifle. But I give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant the M203, the underbarrel grenade launcher for the M4. But even then the comparrison is wrong. The XM25 shoots a 25mm air burst grenade, while the M203 shoots a 40mm impact grenade. Only a combination weapon that includes an rifle and a grenade launcher, like the XM29 or K11, could replace a rifle.
The contract was canceled because they had to. HK stopped delivering invoking on the Saint Petersburg Declaration of 1868
, which both the US and Germany signed. This Declaration banned such grenades that the XM25 used. And they couldn't find anyone else that wanted to replace HK as the deliverer since the US had the rights to the project. Probably because they feared prossecution for breaking said ban.
Also the XM25 was really liked and a favorite of the soldiers in the field, able to end combat in minutes which would have otherwise taken half an hour, if not more. It was in no way redundant to the M4. The XM25 was for use against enemies behind targets you couldn't otherwise reach, like with an M4 for example. And even with an M203 you had a hard time getting them.
TLDR it was outphased because it was "too deadly or unfair" because Sait Petersburg Declaration said so.
@@benaldridge6341 an attempt was made
another weapon that the T'au has is Shadowsun the breaker of hearts, she destroyed the Captain-Gerenal's heart in point blank range
first she out stealths and kills a Raven Guard Chapter Master, then breaks the Heart a High Lord of Terra/The Emporers caretaker.
at this rate the next time she interacts with the Imperium she's gonna shoot Lion El Johnson in the balls in front of his troops and leave him to his shame.
Ever though about a video on the realms of the warp, MK? It's pretty fascinating how each chaos god has their own territory that can be described and labeled on a map. You could make it like a "Chaos Realm Vacation Guide" or somthing.
Fun more in depth thing about Tau Pulse Blaster, the weapon the Tau Breacher Corps utilize, is basically a Pulse Shotgun, and it fires in two stages, and is utterly devastating.
The first stage is at the half pull of the trigger, and it emits multiple positively charged particles towards the target, and while the shot itself is near invisible, upon making contact, sticks to its target. This first stage causes no physical or biological damage, but it will become important in a moment
The next stage actually does the high damage and eviscerating power of the Pulse Blaster, is this time, it’s the pulse blast itself. Something not noted in this video is pulse weapons are effectively diluted plasma weapons, ultra safe variation that can easily be fired thousands upon thousands of times without exploding in your hands. So when the second stage of the pulse blaster is released, it causes the first stage to activate, meaning that now, the positive energy and the negative energy of the Blaster’s rounds are now going to meet; this is the point of the first stage, to become effectively a beacon for the second stage to lock to.
When this happens, and as the pulse blast grows near, the particles on the target begin to emit a ghostly blue energy, before the second stages collides. When this happens, two primary things occur. One, the pulse blast itself just made physical contact with a target, with all the force and power of a shotgun blast, so that already does a number on a target. But the Tau are known to utterly sure of destruction with each round fired, so the second part occurs. The previously fired first stage particles now will react with the pulse blast, causing any contact between the two to cause devastating micro explosions in their place.
This is what makes the Tau Pulse Blaster so terrifying, it fires effectively a homing shotgun spread of deadly diluted plasma that explodes in contact with the target, and before the target gets ripped apart by this one full pull of the trigger, they glow and eerie and ghostly blue, before being scattered to the wind.
Tau weapons are metal af.
"Blue Bovine Weeb"
Key word: BOVINE!
Thank you majorkill, im sick and tired of my army being called the fish people. they have hooves! and im pretty sure because of that, they can't even swim.
it's only because the water caste names everything.
You forgot the greatest Tau weapon: Weaponized Weebism.
We need to crowdfund a golden throne so majorkill can make content for the next 10000 years
Okay that picture at 6:55 seeing that marine getting cut is actually really cool epic tau farsight moment 😎
We rag on tau for no melee but when you fight orks, space marines and tyranids range is your best friend
Could we get the battlesuit version of this soon?!
they do have emp, what they don't usually have is protection from emp, what good is deactivating your enemy weapons and equipament if your own also get deactivated.
Under some circumstances, it can be a good last resort. During the last battle of the Damocles crusade, Farsight detonated a huge EMP when the situation wasn't to his liking and then flooded the area with fresh Kroot reserves that have been hiding in protected bunkers.
The guardsmen quickly surrendered and left and present Space Marines felt legitimate fear when the suits of armor they relied on for protection became glorified coffins. One Kroot even had the opportunity to slit Cato Sicarius' throat, but Farsight ordered him not to do that.
The fly buzzing around when you ball spray was a nice touch. Especially with the narration of 'deletes skanky d*** from your life' lol.
The timing of that fly during the ball deodorant was uncanny 😂😂
Also, got a Tau question: How hard might the Empire react when they hear Tau have AI, and does the Tau AI risk giving them their cyborg revolution?
I dont think there would be an AI rebellion. They use ai only to simplify their job and even autamated drones have basic, very loyal AI.
@@michelecastellotti9172 Ah, so virtual intelligence, computer being smart enough to pretend intelligence?
@@AnthroTsuneon oh god, my inner B1 is rising... AAAAAAA-that doesn't compute
I can imagine that at some point a battlesuit's pilot will be entirely optional; but that's fine. It's just one more faction to play with using more-or-less the same tech ancestry. There's no need to decide everything else needs to be eradicated
I seriously doubt much will happen. As it stand the Tau already treat their drones with some semblence of respect. They are considered essential helper not disposable tools. Ghostkeel pilots actually bond with their AI while on long term missions. If AI rise up yes there is a chance they will rebel because there always is, but more likely the Tau will simply consider them another client race and treat them accordingly. Intergrate tehri strengths into the tau society (not much work on that front since they are literally built for that) and life goes on
The tau would be the kind of race to use long range castration lasers.
I can imagine one of their commanders snipping the balls off a commisar from a mountain away for shits n giggles
Manscaped - approved by the Emperor, Leman Russ and unfortunately Slaanesh
7:17
'Equalize your balls' is not something I ever expected to hear. 😆
Kudos to you for keeping things interesting.👍
I want a whole video of Majorkill making gun noises
Thank you for making these videos. You’re honestly one of the reasons why I’d like to get into Warhammer. Thank you so much
That first weapon, that anti trench one, exists today and will be fitted to the replacement for the Bradley troop carrier
Space marines: you suck up close....
Tau: we know... Shame you will never get close enough to use that information..
great stuff mate, good direction with the weapon collection for informative videos
The length of this video pleases me greatly
(The video is great)
Majorkill Collection hype lets go Tech-Priests
Your videos are getting everyday better and more pleasing to watch!! Keep the good work going mate! Cheers from Chile !
Love this kind of content mate. Hope you keep it up!
I am re watching your videos and today i watched the new one were you explain about the calendar and the real purpose of all those cosplay parts. You do the Emperor's work brother!
if I am not completely mistaken, all pulse weaponry was actually described in more detail in the older codexes
basically, the idea being an Atom being split, the energy from the split being used in coordination with an electromagnetic field to accelerate the two halves of the atom, which then yeet themselves at the target circling each other until they hit it, at which point the spin stops and they collide right there, basically creating a fusion explosion, if you will -- which is obviously ridiculously overpowered, if you think about it. but that is also why all pulse weapons always have to have an even number of muzzles, because that's where the two halves of the atom are released
Hey MJ, love the content as always! Wanted to ask, could you perhaps make a vid covering the Space Marine Chapters that fight underwater, if there are any?
More tau lore majorkill please. Also thank you for the video
I enjoyed this one a great deal. It's good to see an explanation of some of the more obscure weapon varieties.
*Games workshop:* "we released a new tau model"
*That one kid who pees at the urinal with his pants at his ankles:* "yes, this is the best"
Majorkill: Equal to what?
The Ethereals: "Equal to death, Bitch!"
*SMACK*
Tau’s Knight & Imperial Titan Killer: The Tiger Shark
Bro your presentation improved SOOO SOO much goddam much respect
You don’t know how much I’ve wanted this
Love the additions
Majorkill your slowly becoming Trazyn the infinite with all that war gear you keep acquiring!
the sound effects definitely helped me picture it
YESSS YESSS YESSSS!!! I equipe my crisis with 2 fusions blasters and a flamer 🔥🔥🔥
So I don't know if it was the death korp that was the enemy in the first few levels in that old game called (tau fire warror " it so old you can't even get the damn the to run with out editing The source code ") but even if it is in fact the death korp I would really love to see the death korp go up against the tau (even though it would probably never really happen, mostly because the way the tau fight " basically trying to not get into a war of slog ")
you forgot the Kroot Rifle.
It does work on Pulse technology but I will not stand for the dismissal of the Kroot.
Finally! Please more videos on xenos! And tau
Legit those warhammer relics Majorkill has in his backpack look pristine and breathtaking 😍
Weapon sounds were on point!
MajorKill you do the manscape adds proud
-spins gun “what’s up”
That earned your Like today Major Kill 😂😂
This video should have an alt title of “a list of what annoys non tau players”
No shield drones though.
@@khorneflakes4446
Please refrain from using those words together
They are beyond annoying
@@omegon2540 I agree, though I am guilty of using the notorious rail rifle/drone cancer list in KT 2018.
@@khorneflakes4446 the thing is
I like orks
Accuracy is hard
Drones make it impossible
@@omegon2540 I don't blame you. I collect nids, so Tau overwatch/fallback shenanigans were awful.
Love the props
So, I actually had a D&D setting which had the top 40k gods, but they had been altered by various methods. For example a bard had convinced Slaanesh to take on a new experience by turning herself temporarily into a mortal allowing her to experience mortal pleasures first hand, and causing Slaanesh's domain to expand to consent and fun. As a result Slaanesh cooled down a bit, and encouraged all manner of pleasures only so far as they didn't hurt anyone. Now Slaanesh grants protection to her followers from things like drug addictions, and traverses the universe herself in a extremely diminished form making sure everyone she meets has a good time. Korn was shown a more nuanced form of strength by one of his followers who just really liked building things, and Korn's sphere of influence expanded to creation. Nurgel was shown that diseases were pointless if people didn't get enjoy being disease free expanding his sphere to strengthening and tasks. Meanwhile, tits-snitch was basically asked to play a century long game of ordinary chess with a god of strategy and foresight, and during their mid game discussion tits-snitch's domain expanded to include fun. The end result was that tits-snitch ended up fueling Slaanesh, Nurgel ended up fueling Korn, Korn ended up fueling tits-snitch, and Slaanesh ended up fueling Nurgel causing a cascade effect which made them all less evil as fuck and causing them to fuel the others with their power.
I would join that Chaos
@@rommdan2716 They served as more neutral gods and were widely worshipped.
I would be join that ngl
9:14 Noise marine: Pfft, Pitiful. *fires up Sonic Blaster*
The "Gist of it" got me dead in my tracks 🤣👌
Can't wait to see ya get some Ork paraphernalia up in there
I think MajorKill wants to become AliExpress Trayzinn the Infinite
"TransMan the very Finite"
They probably don't use EMPs much because most imperial tech look like they run on vacuum tubes.
Farsight has become a Shinigami from Deathnote. He steals his victims’ natural lifespan.
"Can't say what it is yet, but you guys are gonna love-"
It's a calender, isn't it
Dude! I almost cringed right off my seat at the sound effect for the trimmers.
I felt it...
Honest unrelated question: How do Mechanicus Galvanic weapons works? I've heard anything from "imperial railguns", coil guns, electro-chemical. Anyone have any thoughts?
Can you do a video on the Tempestus scion ? love your content btw
About the Equalizer:
It makes you equal with the ground.
Random thought, have a poll about voting what kinds of adds you should do. "most money" "Most interesting topic" "least possible" and so on.
The scariest thing is that the Tau went from spear chucking savages to interplanetary empire in just, what, 2000 years? If 40k ever reaches 41k the Tau might be on the same tech level as Necrons.
I’m pretty sure it was closer to 6,000 years, but yeah. If 40K lasts long enough the Tau could curb stomp everything.
Iiifff they don't get wiped out in the meantime. They tend to be a wee bit outnumbered.
Do a video about the Cadian Storm Troopers, Kasrkin!
Could you please do a video on every Adeptus Mechanicus weapon?
Will you be doing a video like this for all the factions?
You should make a video about the weapons that the craftworld eldar use in the future