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I hate how CZcams forced you guys to censor this.
Why the reupload?
Can’t believe it got taken down by the CZcams overlords, at least we have a new version that’s censored.
The idea that Techpriests / Techmarines are willingly replacing their eyes with mechanical ones because the flesh is weak, and those mechanic eyes see in 30 fps, is absolutely killing me.
Imagine the permanent motion sickness
Actually it depicted a heretek. Because of the spider legs so the ,,bad guys"
@@RhobarEisenbluthe destroyed one of my canopteks... that spider was merely carrying out its protocol function of directing scarabs. Now its mutilated and broken... and I have a rogue scarab swarm.
... how? Lol
@@RhobarEisenblutmany tech priests take on mutiple legs,far faster and more efficient than meat sticka
FlashGitz always reverts back to 40k.
The Emperor protects
correction
The Omnissiah protects
I craved the certainty of steel
They will beg our kind to save them
But I am already saved.
My armour's machine spirits sings with happiness.
"So I can see life in 28.97 frames a second... just as the machine god intended" 💀
Shit had me fkn rolling.
That’s a lot worse 😂
*29.97
He's actually downgrading. The human eye perceives between 30 and 60 frames per second in 576 megapixels.
@@thepancakeplanet8849 Lol
@@thepancakeplanet8849 Exactly how the machine god intended
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
I craved the strength and certainty of steel
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it won't decay and fail you
one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. It lacks Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 420 Processsor"- MKBHD
I aspired, to the purity of the blessed 30fps.
I prayed to the strength and certainty of Pentium 4.
As a Warhammer player I am very proud
For the emperor, of course
And an audio Jack.
Tech CZcamsrs are just the precursors of The Adeptus Mechanicus.
Praise be to the Omnissia.
Since most barely understand even the basics of the technology they review, that's a very apt comparison.
Just servitors.
Where did you think all those people on mars came from. I mean mars it's unnecessarily expensive to set up a colony there. How much you think a 2,000 ft² apt on mars runs?
the Flesh is Weak
Adeptus mechanicus would be proud of this animation
CZcams videos on a forge world be like
0:08
The Gunslinger is an unlockable melee weapon for the Engineer. It is a robotic prosthetic hand which replaces the Engineer's right hand.
The Gunslinger grants the Engineer an additional of 25 maximum health, raising his total health to 150, at the cost of disabling random critical hits with the weapon. However, the player is able to perform a three-part combo attack on enemies. Should the player score 3 melee hits with a maximum of 1 second[2] between punches, the third punch (a swift downward motion with a clenched fist) scores a guaranteed critical hit which is capable of casting the victim's ragdoll a considerable distance away. Any missed punch or waiting longer than 1 second resets the combo. However, as long as there is no miss and no pause in the attacks, whether all three punches hit the same target, two different targets, or three different targets, the third hit scores a guaranteed critical hit on whichever enemy player is hit.
Even though this weapon does not deal random critical hits, the Gunslinger can be crit boosted by regular means; but being a body location, it does not glow when crit boosted. Similarly to the Fists, the fingers only show sparks to indicate the crit boost.
Using the Gunslinger replaces the Engineer's standard Sentry Gun with a Combat Mini-Sentry Gun. The Mini-Sentry builds, rotates, and fires much faster than the standard Sentry Gun; however, it cannot be upgraded, and each shot deals lower damage compared to that of a standard Level 1 Sentry Gun. The gibs from a destroyed Combat Mini-Sentry Gun do not grant the Engineer any metal when picked up.
Switching to a different melee weapon destroys the Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, if it is built. Similarly, switching to the Gunslinger from a different melee weapon will cause the original Sentry Gun to be destroyed, if built, regardless of upgrade progress.
Taunting with the Gunslinger equipped results in the Arm Blender kill taunt.
The Gunslinger is automatically given to any player who obtains 11 Engineer achievements.
How much meth / adderall is in you dude ?!
1:20
The medick gun: allows you to drain teammates and enemies health. Übercharge creates a loud as fuck explosion wich destroys everything. Übercharge is gained from both teammates and enemies killed.
+500% health drain rate
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM CRITZ!!!*
We need a dispenser right here
Also the tf2 logo is in his eyes
Pootis penser here
As an avid MKBHD viewer, I can confirm this is 87% accurate.
*20 MKBHD bucks have been deposited into your account*
Lies again? Toilet Break Vigrx Plus
Yeah, no tesla!
It's the crossover I didn't know I wanted
At first I thought it was a MKBHD, but then I realised it was fake because there was no patented focal zoom in/out for emphasis when he was speaking a key talking point.
The soldier chip doing absolutely nothing because he had no humanity to begin with was brilliant.
The humanity shows when they have to protect assholes.
I didn't get that !
i thought of linus as soon as it happened.
@@imboerdfromlife
I dunno, I have no idea who he is and I was still pretty sure what they were digging at 😂
I don't get the joke. Can you explain it to me in more detail?
_"Your kind cling to your flesh. . .as though it will not decay and fail you."_
0:15 the music here is spot on lmao
What is the music pls
"Technology is strong and flesh is weak"
'Nods in Adeptus Mechanicus'
It's mostly an Iron Hands reference. "The flesh is weak" is the chapter moto.
Unfortunately until Nurgle spreads his rot across the galaxy cause rot can even degrade metal and machine. But it just means we need stronger cleaning chemicals to purge filth Nurgle Brings.
@@bakaronin Correct but his appearance and choice of implants more so resembles the mechanicum or more closely the Necron Destroyers
DEATH TO THE CORPSE GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Flesh is indeed weak
I love how the censorship makes sense in-universe since these channels try to be as family friendly as possible.
They had to reupload it I'm guessing CZcams took it down
He forgot to block the gun at the end during the sponsor part
Cope
These channels literally live off youtube
how explicit is a tech channel supposed to get?
Your skills are pretty insane for how skilled you've gotten, honestly I'm surprised you don't make animated assets and sell them online, you have the skills to do so.
Its amazing. The little touches, like the megaphone sound after replacing his larnyx, and calming HSN music awesome work
"I'm here to show you things you cannot afford"
Sums up the entire tech youtube experience
and what about car channels xD , and house/architecture channels 😐😪, I'll never be able to afford a car or a house fml, let alone all the military jet channels 😭I just want an A10 with a burrrrrrrt, is that too much to ask for😭buuurrrrrt😭
@@laoch33 lol house channels are the worst. At least with cars or tech you could take out a stupid 10 year loan to "afford" the stuff.
The houses you could never afford even if you worked 40 years of your life, didn't pay taxes, didn't have a house, a car, food etc.
@@Muhluri The tech will depreciate rapidly and you will be able to buy it like a yaer or two after release at crazy low used prices.
Only true legends will know it was reuploaded
My idiot ass didn’t bother watching it before so when I saw the reupload I realized they must’ve censored something FUCK
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Fr fr
Real legends foresaw the original getting taken down and downloaded it.
Ye
watching the ads at the end of these guys' videos is such a treat, it feels like like getting to see the disney short film before the movie
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"
MKBHD has come a long way. From being a relatively unknown tech CZcamsr to being parodied by Flashgitz. That's when you know you made it.
They do say the greatest flattery is parody.
@@theHedgex1 No, it's imitation, get your quotes right.
@@Dice-Z Greatest imitation is parody?
@@hb0x eh, it was late last night xp but yeah you guys are correct.
Pretty sure his multi million dollar bank account was a better sign he made it.
Techtuber be like : "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
Praise the omnissaiah
The flesh is weak
They turned me into a Servitor!
Cyberpunk
Praise the Omnissiah!
Flashgitz just made me realize some really good questions about how some things don't quite correlate correctly.
At exactly 1:16 is the overused tech soundbite from the 2001 KRU interactive RTS MMO Shattered Galaxy. used for any non biological unit as a generic switching action or deployment. There is no unaverse, timeline or spatial dimension in which i would not recognize it.
Marques: "If it were up to me, everything would come in matte black...except my employees who are a beautiful harem of porcelain angels that make me feel safe and nurtured"
Andrew: *Little giggle*
This had me gasping for air.
I’m not sure if it’s obvious to everyone or only a few but that is a porn reference of all the black dudes surrounding the little white 304
giggidy
I love this new postmodern world where memes derived from porn scenes can actually be tasteful and not crude and off putting
Jesters in royal courts would fart for the pleasure and amusement of the king, nothing changes.
This was legit the best part of the video😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is why CZcams is killing normal cable TV, because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done.
"because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done."
Not really. They're still guidelines, and talking points you need to hit and they still need to sign off on it before it's posted. Specifically crafted ad content does appeal to advertisers though as it better appeals to the market demo that is the creator's audience, but they can and do reject them if they don't like them.
@@ruekurei88 Some are more permissive than others. See how TomSka & Internet Historian are doing speedrun on how to stop getting deals from them
Yo if every channel did ads the way these guys do, the world would be a better place.
1:34 when the sub button flashed on my cellphone. 😮
The fact he actually has *more* personality after replacing his face with cybernetics is kind of hilarious.
I love that the machine face actually made him more expressive and less like a machine😂😂😂
It revealed his true face. The machine within, the machine without, the machine beyond.
The Linus tech tips moment was pure gold.
When? Time pls
@@deivytrajan2:33 read the shirt
Linus, like all sell-outs, deserve this treatment. Nice animation.
@@deivytrajan
From 2:22 - 2:37
@christophero1969 doesn't make him a sell out at all
CZcams doesn't pay channels like they used to because the way CZcams gets money has changed.
Therefore merch and sponsors do the most.
And what's the most effective merch that you can sell that isn't just a single product that people can actually say they uses more than once that ALSO doubled as advertisement?
Clothing
Why the hell do you think Nike doesn't JUST sell shoes?
The lofi in the back ground pieces everything together
Me: *Activates my microwave with Bluetooth*
Also Me: *"All praise to the Omnissiah!"*
Whoever designed the mechanical designs, especially the spider legs.. holy shit you slayed it.
it looks like a mix of a necron and a noise marine
Components necessary for purifiying the enroaching furry menace. As is bluetooth 5.4 and snapdragon 280+!
@@bardahl7404He looks like Urgot
@@Phil451 I was thinking the same thing... and your name is Phil. Are you my clone ?
Bro is literally a techno mechanic from Warhammer 40k 💀
2:18 I swear I had a dream about this clip but I had never watched the video before 😟
Proud of you two. Fuck CZcams censoring.
how do they not get a channel strike? 🤣
There is uncensored version in facebook. It was uploaded there before yt
@@spoonyjabplease give me the link
1:49 omg its that tf2
Finally someone noticed it I was about to comment that.
We really need a tech priest technology review channel
The irony that no camera can ever match the detail the human eye can capture is hilarious.
An soon as he said _"...and the flesh is weak."_ I had an idea where this was going, but this was even weirder than I expected.
Well done.
I didn't, can you explain me?
It's a reference to the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer 40,000, the most familiar of them are Tech Priests where a majority of them replace their organic parts with machines, whom also worship Machines.
I love that not only are all the styles and references accurate, including people filming themselves cutting their arm/hand open to insert a gadget, but it also has references to the rail guns they bought/made and that one giant spider platform that almost bankrupted a CZcams tech gadget company.
lol
I remember that one.
wait, there's an MKBHD video with a railgun? That giant spider platform sounds suspiciously like Hacksmith. I remember one of his employees tried to make a real-working Aliens power loader frame, and it took _forever_ to build.
I love how he sounds more human when his voicebox was replaced
Is this the new millenium cyanide christ?
"I replace my bones with bars"
"My receiving eyes exchanged with fuses"
"Hexagonal bolts to fill my mouth"
The AI gods didnt want you to show us their plans
Nah... just Klaus, and Yuval.
AI!? Abominable intelligent! Heresy! Prepare to be liquefied.
So the Tech Priesthood of Mars originated from Tech CZcamsrs chasing after fame and fortune.
Watching an animated mkbhd essentially become a cyberman is not something i expected xD
A what
Parker and stone crawled so tom and don could run blindly into danger, trampling parker and stone in the process. Quite brutally, i will add.
The moment he said technology is strong and flesh is weak I knew exactly where this was going.
For me, only having the Snapdragon 480+ instead of a flagship 8-series is a dealbraker for me. The whole delete your humanity part is a nifty feature though...
i love the genuine confusion about the tech youtuber fashion
0:25
*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.*
*I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine*
Gotta love the 40K references these guys do.
"once i understood the weakness of my flesh, it's disgusted me"
Transhumanists be like
I can't wait to see MKBHD's and Linus's response to this.
Every time I see merch, I know it’s a sweatshop pumping garbage….. they can be unaware all they like
@@Nahyoudontgetthatsometimes "sweatshops" make nice things too ;)
They won't respond to stuff like this. They usually never do.
Why would they respond to a parody video? I can't even think of many who would do that unless they're a comedy channel as well, or unless the video was 'fun ribbing', but this was somewhat critical.
Tbh if Linus tech tips slowly became an adeptus mechanicus priest in each of his videos I would’ve watched it in a heartbeat
For real!
Truly a gunslinger moment 💀
Alternative Title: Tech CZcams is getting out of hand
You know a tech video’s gonna go hard when it starts with “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."
But do you have Bluetooth 5.2
@@block3737 better, 5.3
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of the steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
The warhammer nerddom sneaking through was amazing 😂
"Do you want Martian cultists, because this is how we get Martian cults" - The Emperor probably
Takeaways:
1. Technology is strong, and the flesh is weak.
2. Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 480+ is a must (but letting you delete your humanity is a nice bonus)
3. Matte black dbrand skins are stylish
4. Bit silly to buy clothing from people in the tech industry
I also like that there is an alternative to weak and squishy eyes.
5. Except when you're buying his shoes
Tech CZcamsr fashion boils down to "dropshipped T-shirt/hoodie + logo/catchphrase", since the only type of people who buy them also tend to just want to signal to each other that they're part of the group.
@@CRSNxt Rose Anvil already reviewed his shoe, it's mid. Just get Jordan 1s.
@@romxxii 6. People no longer know what jokes are
ALL HAIL THE OMNISSIAH!!
("Dance of the Crypteks" playing in Background)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD have more 40K tie ins! Especially the Templar ones
The production they put into the adds are always hilariously, weirdly awesome lol.
I can't think of better ads, you?
they get paid more if they pander to the ads and put more effort and 30% of video time in it.
@@BrainUndead80 for me personally, Internet Historian also has very good ads.
The sub 30fps robot eyeballs joke was incredible writing
29.97fps is legacy NTSC broadcast video framerate. The reasons behind it have to do with how NTSC hacked color information into what was originally a B&W standard, they had to lower the framerate fractionally from 30FPS to fit extra data into the signal and get it to align right with the the image. In this way the older B&W sets would still work with the new color TV signal, they just ignored the extra information in the signal and the slight difference in FPS wasn't enough to cause problems the older sets would still display it just fine (remember these were analog devices there was no digital anything in them)
As somebody with grafts in his body, I can wholeheartedly recommend joining the adeptus mechanicus.
Your B-roll shots and music is so accuraaate 😂😂
The machine spirit is strong in this one.
MKBHD been real quiet since this dropped
Bud became a tech priest
Music at 0:17 is: Shee - Bomull
Flashgitz never fails to entertain 🔥🔥
Highest production value Sponsored segment in a YT vid I've seen yet.
Tech youtubers when I cut off their electricity:
"And the flesh is weak"
I IMMEDIATELY knew where this was going. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
why is his eyes the tf2 logo 1:55
It is tf2
It's a scope for scare factor or something
the Adeptus mechanics is proud
this feels like something meatcanyon animated
"just as the machine god intended"
I approve this message
“Flesh is weak” they had to sneak that in.
Also "machine god"
Marques Brownlee is literally a Phyrexian
The fact this video unironically has a nordVPN linkages this 10 times better than
CZcams censors: "Oh no, cutting off your hand is so not good!"
Also CZcams censors: "Ah yes, showing much worse stuff like scams and negative influencial stuff (racism, sexism) is perfect, especially for impressionable children!"
CZcams: "A cartoon featuring someone chopping off their hand as a joke" Nah
Also youtube: "Actual people seriously telling (vulnerable) kids to mutilate their genitals" Yes please, more of this.
Also CZcams: "People in third world countries abusing animals for clicks? A-okay by us!"
"This silly cartoon violence - UNACCEPTABLE!"
They've got free movies with ads on utube with far more graphic depictions.
Only real violence is welcome here, none of that disgusting cartoon stuff!
I once saw a video of a man getting his leg blown off by a landmine.
I questioned all of CZcams's censorships from that day on.
YT should restrict the watcher not the creators. This parody is so accurate
wait what?
Brain not braining. Say again?
Bro really turned his eyes into team fortress 2
I like how he seems to emote more after he replaced his voice with a Vox modulator
0:53 OHHHHH Because he's already a scary robot person with only 1 vocal tone and facial expression
Boston Dynamics out here making their own Devil Breakers
Lockheed Martin being in charge of emotion regulation?…
Truly terrifying.
LASTLY I HAVE REPLACED MY WEAK SQUISHY EYES WITH THESE OPTICAL IMPLANTS 🗣🗣
Years ago, I used to think if cybernetics were released, MKBHD would the first on youtube to try it out. My first thought was a cyborg arm. You literally fleshed out my day-dream on YT!
Now extra family friendly!
“Technology is strong, and flesh is weak.” Is something big ai is gonna say when it starts taking over
0:25 The Iron Hands from 40k in the shortest way possible
Ah yes how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins
Holy shit. This one says so much about the state of things. "Censored by CZcams" being one of the most telling.