Meanwhile... Lady Gaga's Unprecedented Double Cover
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- čas přidán 4. 11. 2021
- Meanwhile... Stephen goes gaga over the covers of British Vogue and Vogue Italia, which for the first time ever feature the same person in the same month, the incomparable Lady Gaga. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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I really appreciate Stephen calling out the guest musicians (and Jon inviting guests to join him).
Jon’s stylist needs an award!
"I'm just going to bang this cheese" . Stephen's voice, but I definitely hear John Oliver's words.
Next, on Last Week Tonight, John Oliver, Adam Driver and a Spanish square of cheese. Hide your children!
"I wanna f- this chese." - Sarah Silverman, 2007 Spirit Awards czcams.com/video/n-IITbGmXeY/video.html
@3:43 ...when Aria gives ya that look, Stevens face be comin' off-off! ;)
I love that you guys have guest musicians and actually give them a shout out 💗 Best band in late night!
Po tay toe. Boil it. Mash it. Stick it in a Meanwhile segment!
There's barely any meat on these coneys anyway.
What's taters, precious?
@@derekmccloud6333 WE CAN'T EATS HOBBIT FOODZ
(cough, hack)
He's ruined it, precious! (Wheeze, cough)
"Pah-ta-toe"
"She looks like she went to a Halloween party dressed as a tongue" 🤣🤣🤣
In fairness, "literally a tongue" is not remotely outside Lady Gaga's style when it comes to costuming choices.
"Jazz Messenger" is all well and good, though Kenny Garret is no mere jazz messenger, he's a legend in his own right.
Best alto player of his generation
I was fortunate to have seen Kenny with Miles in Seattle.
He was literally a member of the band Jazz Messengers. Pretty sure that's the reference.
@@davewebb9452 No kidding
What did he say? Wish his mic was on
The farmer with the huge potato is now suffering with tuber-culosis
Bada hiss!!!
@@phriedokra6158 ;)
Get out of here before I toss you out.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey True Story. Mr. Potato head went to a bar. The bartender asked, " what'd you like" Mr. Potatohead replied: a torso
@@ralph4233 That's it. YEET!
They had Kenny Garrett on the show, mind blown. I'm speechless, such a legend.
The REAL Kenny G
is there any way to watch/hear the music the band plays during the breaks? every time you hear them wrapping up what seems like an amazing performance with the crowd clapping wildly.. i would pay to watch the band, especially with all these guests..
@@cce3 agreed
I saw Kenny Garrett when he was with Miles. Saw them in Seattle.
@@cce3 exactly my thoughts
This "Meanwhile" was especially deliciously hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Steven!
I needed a good laugh!
Come on audience, between 'dressed up as a tongue' and 'left Grimace out in the sun' that there's gold!!
Yep, totally made me snort laugh! 😄
Hahaha She's a once-weekly local Newspaper columnist living alone in a swanky apartment on the upper East side of New York City. 🤣
When Colbert starts his “Meanwhile” introduction…I say, “OK, here we go!” 🤓
I say that when the firesidechat with Jon ends
Like in the voice of that AJR song?
Me too!😁
It's so boring and stupid, I usually fast forward. It's not even good anti-humor
The bathmat bit got me cause, she just might.
Mr.GARRETT❣️❣️❣️
My dad planted some potatoes one year, then forgot he had done that. Then a year later he saw these huge rocks in his garden (not as huge as that one😂) peeking out of his soil. He was very annoyed, and went to dig them out, and found a never-ending supply of potatoes. Seriously, we never had to buy another potato as long as we lived in that house. 😂😂😜
Once you've planted potatoes in open ground (aka not a pot) it's basically impossible to get rid of them, so you'd better REALLY like whatever variety of potato you plant.
Congratulations (your dads name here) on your never-ending doomsday crop 👍
@@marrus1372 I don't know if that last line is a compliment, or a dig at my dad... But yeah, I know. It wasn't exactly open ground, more like a raised bed, alongside some herbs, and tomatoes. But we only lived in that house another 5 years or so. He still managed to grow more herbs in that area, but continued to grow plenty of potatoes too. Whatever was left behind, just sprouted more potatoes.
@@MehWhatever99 Absolutely a compliment, but understandable, it can be hard to tell what's what just over writing.
If the same soil is still there then there will always be more potatoes, hence being a good survival crop (hopefully that won't ever need to be a thing though 🤞🤞) you can take the vines out but there will almost certainly be leftover "potatoes" (they're about 3mm long) that may sprout a whole new crop over time. Used to be a gardener. Always good to put them in their own space as a lot of things just do not vibe with potatoes.
Good lord! Imagine how much money you’d save in a year. I wish I had my own backyard (fortunately my mom has one & being retired she’s got the time to take care of it. Just not sure we can plant any kind of potatoes in wet hot subtropical climate here in SE Asia. Might have to find a special streak of potato species I guess)
He stumbles into the woods with staple guns huh? 🤔 impressive Mr.Colbert, impressive. It makes my shouting at passing traffic and dust bunny collection seem rather tame in comparison. I'll have to up my game.
Kenny Garrett!!!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶
Kenny Garrett!! About time Baptiste had a legend on the stage!
He’s had a few, but kg is deep. Before doing anything today, and as of a few years ago every day, he practiced piano for two hours and the saxophone for six.
You mean, besides himself, right?
Batiste
batiste has a legend on stage every time.
I love Meanwhile, but now that the audience is back, can we get a Midnight Confessions bit please???
Yes!!
Motion has a third.
All in favor?
So say we all.
Yes please!
I don't know if these are sins, but I feel bad about them anyway.
I love Meanwhile though
4:03 - The moment I saw that potato, I thought “sweet Jesus it’s Tantalus’s son after he cooked him and served him to the Greek gods!”
I mean, just look at that potato and tell me you don’t see the figure of a person curled up into a ball? The left leg bent double on the right, the left arm curled under, the head on the right curled down, like this person is hogtied or something? Just me?
well the writers saw it, hence 'homonculus'
You're right, it does look delicious!
Potatoes and cheese... you've got the start of something delicious!
That would make for a MASSIVE twice-baked potato.
We're two thirds of the way to a poutine! I only question the squeakiness of that cheese. That's crucial for a poutine!
The legendary Kenny Garrett!
KG in the house
That potato looked like the part of Voldemort's soul inside Harry.
Hahaha it really does
KENNY GARRET! Yes!!!
Keep the guest musicians coming, jazz musicians need all of the help they can get with publicity.
Very true. Criminally ignored by late night TV.
Love the description of life in a New York apartment. Gee, I really want to move there...
1) There are potato watchers?
2) That is not a potato, it's an eldritch foetus.
I feel that way about cheese too. 🧀😍
"I'm gonna go bang this cheese..." said every Green Bay Packers fan at least 16 times each football season.
0:10 - Lol, I was all like... "Heyyy... I know that saxophone!"
A homunculus is a perfectly formed miniature human being. That potato looked nothing like Leonard Hofstadter!
I loved this Meanwhile best out of every one I've ever seen. And I've seen them all. Love to Stephen, Evie, Jon, and the crew!!
These Meanwhile intros...we really need a collection video of them all!
Wrong. We have the World's Biggest Potato in Australia. His name is Peter Dutton
That's just his head. And it's far too bitter to eat.
@@ingve77 loool
omg Kenny Garrett!
I hear that!
I was admiring the patina on Keney's sax and the ease of his hand on the instrument just before he was introduced.
a Teletubby, GaGa of course
🤣🤣
Love the new musical guest segment.
These meanwhile openings are getting really good
I swear they try to trip him up for sport. There's probably a running bet going.
I love Meanwhile, hilarious oohh my goodness!!! 😆✌️
KENNY GARRET HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!
KG in the house
GoT Airbnb must be better than the LotR Airbnb. Yes, you get killed in a gruesome way but in the LotR option you can't never get in because you have a tall old guy with a long whit beard saying "You shall not pass!!!".
A new orientation has now emerged: *tyrosexual* (sexually attracted to cheese)...
Now, don't get me wrong: I'm Brie-supportive, and occasionally Stilton-curious; but I think one should get a statement of consent before committing to an intimate relation with any dairy product...
Would you consider a once a week segment with the band. We get only a taste of their incredible talents. It is really difficult. 🤗
Stephen has clearly never seen Shingeki no Souma, or he would be quite familiar with how that judge feels about that cheese.
The opening segment is one great singer after another. Well done.
WOW! the band has a beautiful setup!
We found the world's cheesiest judge.
3:32 Wait a sec-- I have a wedding coming up at that BnB.
you have the best OTS Graphics team in the game. I will always remember where I was when I saw a man "breast feeding a potato"
Jon B dresses so fine.
Wow. Meanwhile AND Kenny Garrett.
That’s one mean potato. The guy lost both fingers trying to poke its eyes out!
That New Zealander impression was gold
Those potato watchers must have never seen some of the russets that get used to make frozen french fries. That is a normal sized one.
Taters and cheese, boil 'em, mash 'em, have an affair with 'em!
That picture at 5:50... I'm betting those curtains absorb sound as well as they absorb light. And hey, everybody knows that sound only travels in straight lines and never bounces, so that open top won't be a factor, right?
Sex and the City helped pay for my first world tour, when I got to work sound for Baryshnikov, I was the only non New Yorker on the tour, so when we had time off, Misha let me stay in one of his apartments, an entire floor above his restaurant, not to far from the Ed Sullivan Theater. Usually when I am in New York I have to share a bathroom with characters from a Burroughs novel.
This was a Certified "unprecedented" classic
OMG HE REALLY SAID THAT LOL
Okay, okay, everyone stop acting like you wouldn’t just destroy that cheese.
It looks like a relative of blue cheese. Noooo thank you.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey I gather that you don't sleep in the same bedroom with Earl Grey then?
@@telebubba5527 Separate beds. It's a blanket thief.
Bonus points for the Jazz Messengers reference
John’s jacket is dope!
4:02
Stephen, no tater tot reference?
No Stephen King's "Tot Cemetery?" - where potato is spelled with an "E" for evil?
No pictures of the giant dinosaur chicken nuggets buried alongside in front of an altar shaped like a bottle of Heinz 57?
😔
No joke about how peeling it in one continuous strip gives you immortality, but transports you to a universe without ketchup, ranch dressing, gravy, or shredded cheese, bacon bits, and chives?
Where is Stephen, and what have you done with him?
😒
Didn't really seem like a ringing endorsement for the cheese, but it did make me curious: _Olavidia, a soft goat's cheese from the Spanish producer Quesos y Besos (Cheeses and Kisses), topped the list of 4,079 entries from 45 countries to claim the coveted title of "best cheese in the world." The cheese was "matured with Penicillium Candidum and a layer of olive stone ash running through its middle," explaining the product's distinct black stripe._
hah, that cheese judge just stole (& translated) the german
Géramont advert..
I wonder how the cheese judge would rate that giant potato
Kenny Garret is amazing! Try it out.
I’m very excited for older segments coming back- I would really like Covetten house comeback as well
And that was a really sly "wiping coffee mug ring" off of his desk teleprompter.
Cool moves Colbert
time code?
@@mehere8038 3:16
@@sandybarnes887 thanks :) & agreed, nice move!
When the jokes are this bad, I don't blame you for clocking when he cleans his desk
That's not a potato. That's a Spacer's Guild Navigator embryo!
Wisconsin : so? We have foam cheese hats ...
That potato is just the new plant based thanksgiving option
Cheese and the potato, is it’s already Thanksgiving apparently.
2:12 SATC x GoT 😆👌
3:52 What in the Pan's Labyrinth 🥔 lol
4:54 "The Best 🧀 in the World"
And Melania got NADA, zilch, nothing. narry....love it....
4:06 This looks like Mitch McConnell.
Love to see Benny Green, another Jazz Messenger, and Jon perform together.
It's a dumaumblagda🤣🤣🤣
The starks send their regards, and this cleaning bill.
God, your writers are the best!
Jon has a fantastic wardrobe
Gaga’s on the cover of British Vogue, and Vogue Italia, but not French Vogue. The REAL Vogue.
I loved it when Carrie Bradshaw subbed for Jimmy Breslin.
2nd Vogue cover is a dead-on Among Us cosplay. Gaga is sus.
Not furry enough?
Ah yes, the drug induced “furry tongue” hangover.
The 2nd Gaga photo looks like a Patrick Star costume
Carrie literally lived in a shoe box, with her, well shoe boxes.
I love when Stephen jokes about Sex and the City 😋
Emery “Meanwhile” has something TOPICAL! 🤣
Who’s Emery?
@@rightchordleadership
Didn't he have a show on the Food Network?
@@eddierayvanlynch6133 haha
“I’m a Charlotte” 💖🥰
John should've wore those pants yesterday with the pink jacket lol
I thought it was a suit?
Nice to see my namesake on the show.
Certainly was a cheezy pickup line.
Stephen you clearly just haven’t met the right cheese 🧀
I love Lady Gaga ❤️
I still contend that the best part of Meanwhile is the intro 😂
"cornucopia". Got to use that one to impress.
Hindsight... I know, I know.
*Dr. Moretato.*