@@oposx132 I mean theyre even more expensive here probably, I dont know, I havent gotten my hair cut by anybody else in like 5 years yknow if its too expensive I just wont get one
It feels like.... do i have to watch English Dub to understand and appreciate their job like some sort of art. If no Loser but idk why their humor just pisses me off.
@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 you don't have to watch the english dub to appreciate their humor, in my case, i'm french so i didn't watch the english dub, if you don't like their humor, it's not a problem, we don't need to have all the same sense of humor, for exemple, i don't like sao abridged but i love yugioh abridged, and there are people that don't like yugioh abridged and love sao abridged, everyone is different
"Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard, and the fact that it's just some line in the dub of some DBZ movie is so surreal
the best part about this is that Android 13 was basically just a generic villain in the original but Funimation invented a personality out of whole cloth for him based entirely on the fact that he has a trucker hat and a mullet.
Legit one of the funniest DBZ movies dubbed at a time where Funimation was at their comedic and creative best. Alongside the dubs for the original Dragon ball and Yuyu Hakusho.
I feel like the cast and crew hated this film and they decided to make jokes in the dub mocking the film just like what ADV did to Ghost Stories. They could have done the same with Bio-Broly as well.
Funnily enough the 30 dollar haircut is also disrespect of free will because 30 dollar for a haircut is considered stupidly expensive, basically inflation price
I know, right?! I figured the short purple one (forgot his number) being an alcoholic MUST have been edited in somehow, even though that would be a huge animation to create. A villain constantly drinking out of a flask just seems so out of place in DBZ, but in a good way.
@@AllStarJD Well the expression of a 30 dollar haircut generally means paying too much for something that doesn't need to be expensive indicating that they are frivolous and have more money than sense. 13 is essentially calling Trunks a preppy rich boy.
The fact that Vegeta was actually kind enough to wait until my mans got a swig of his drink before just absolutely slugging his ass is just the funniest thing about this movie
0:51 This dude really shrugged off hits from Super Saiyan Goku, grinned, lifted up Goku’s leg and literally busted both of his balls with one punch. *Damn*
And yeah, i was a bit confused cus i felt like they were skipping jokes, then i realize that TFS just made small ( and damn do i mean small) tweaks to the source material.
As someone who lived in Texas suburbs, that's rather unlikely. Even I haven't really heard talk like this outside of movies. That's in the REALLY rural areas.
@@indepth9930 One more reason why dubs USED to be superior. Now the localizers change things to get political or censor shit, not to boost personalities.
@@1krani Superior? Dubs back then we’re awful and hardly any of them were good. Considering how policial most anime are and how pointless the censored stuff is,that’s hardly an issues compared to botched translations and actual censorship that affects the writing in a major way.
@@Cr102y You talking about the 1990s or the early 2000s when the DBZ dubs for the movies came out? Because dubs from the early 2000s were by and large pretty good. And cut the bullcrap. You know damn well that no political anime ever broached the subject of Gamergate or cultural appropriation, two things that are decisively Western political topics, yet dubs have inserted these topics into anime that weren't even political to begin with!
@@1krani Better than the 90’s but still far from good,for every FMA dub there were 5 other terrible dubs. You know damn well anime always had politics in them,like actual politics and not just complaining about minorities.
Was it a double feature? I think they did that sometimes, but I don't remember it coming to theaters. I remember the bardock and original broly movie being featured though
@@LordSesshomaru86 Anime movies were weird to get in theaters. Now it seems like a lot of theaters are part of chains throughout the country (or at least a decently sized portion of it) so it's fairly common to see the same movies everywhere, but it used to be more independent per theater, so I imagine that had something to do with it. Was probably more expensive to get the rights to play them, so they weren't as common at your, and I cannot emphasize the quotes enough, """mom and pop""" theaters. Of course, I could have this backward and anime movies were dirt cheap to get the rights to show and were only really at """mom and pop""" theaters because the chains and bigger names didn't care to be bothered with a cheap movie they didn't think people are going to watch. It's so weird going from watching anime on Toonami at 3am to buying SAO merch at Walmart. Like, this used to be a thing that not many people knew about. Now it's so commonplace you hardly notice it around you.
@@liquidmang it's japanese movie. that by definition means it was made for a theatrical release, because what we call direct-to-video movies over here aren't called movies over there. they're categorized as other things, such as ova for animated works granted this comes with an asterisk that i flat-out don't know if video streaming services have changed this in any way, but this is a 1992 movie we're talking about. bit too old for that sort of thing to matter
Vegeta: is it because he’s purple? Android 13: ALRIGHT YOU RACIST! if you truly have to know, it’s because he has a drinking problem. Purple alcoholic Android: it’s only a problem when I run out! 13: we don’t like to talk about it (Give or take anyways)
The funny thing is he made almost the exact same noise in Japanese version. And considering there’s literally a frame of 2 broken circles, the makers of this film clearly intended for Goku’s balls to be crushed from that punch
@@tina1641 nah, the slow-mo from the TFS version just made it more visible so ppl might've missed it 'til then; rewatch the vid (or any vid of that scene), u can see a frame of Goku's broken balls
My favorite line from, maybe, all of dragon ball has to be 13's speech with the "Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar hair cut, goku dies!" The build up to that line is great and even with all the ridiculousness 13 has a point in this speech, where has they're free will gotten them when the saiyans so often use it to risk the lives of everyone.
0:52 If we are not talking about this, a crotchshot immediately taking a Super Saiyan out of beast mode proves that a nutcracker will disable any man in any species.
They really didn't have many lines in the original japanese version so the dub went the extra mile trying to give them more lines and personality, including giving 13 a southern accent.
Dr. Gero thought that Goku had been living in the city with his wife Chi-chi and their son Gohan during his surveillance on his hated nemesis which also gives Android 13 the impression that Goku is a city boy, not someone who lives in the mountains lol.
"Not until the fish jumps." This is not a line I ever expected out of Vegeta, I honestly can't tell whether this is an actual dub or TFS. Now if these are gold, then whatever the hell the Malasian dub was is platinum.
I am shocked that I just found this. I grew up with this movie. And dammit, this Android 13 is one of the best versions of characters ever. R.I.P. Akira Toryama You Legendary Man!!!
so at first I thought this was the abridged version, but then I watched the abridged version and realized ***this is the official release they've spoken about***
You missed 13's legendary entrance line: "Now I can't believe that the great Goku is catchin' an ass-whoopin' from those boys! If he can't even handle the Indians, why bring out the chief?"
lol, they literally decided his personality based on the fact that he has a trucker cap, something that he doesn't wear all the time in the whole movie.
That's less annoying than Broly immediately calling Goku by his Earth name after he transforms. Seriously, he spends all that time in the build up referring to him as a Saiyan with Kakarot then switches to saying Goku for no reason!
I'm The Pup he was taunting him whenever he called him goku, the lines were dripping with sarcasm each time he did it lol I.e. after the kamehameha “and what was that supposed to be, GOKU” or near the end “poor goku, still not comfortable with the idea of dying” he still called him kakarot right after he transformed when he said he was his first victim
'Not until the Fish Jumps' is such a theater-popping moment to get everyone cheering. DragonBall movies are always when they get the most self-aware and love the fans. Can't wait for the next and for theaters to open.
To this day, the best movie going experience I've ever had was seeing Battle of Gods in theaters, surrounded by a ton of other DBZ fans. It's a great movie on its own, but seeing it with a few dozen other people who all get excited when big moments happen brings it to a whole new level.
Like i've been saying, a lot of tfs jokes sre just weird lines that were in the old Funimation dub. They make fun of weird lines. Like, tfs did not make up Cat Loves Food. Yamcha actually sang that in the old dub.
@@araptorwearingahat7735 It's even in the remastered z dub on the orange bricks and dragon boxes to the newest release. Not kai but the remastered original z.
Vegeta: "FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-" Goku: "Hey, best buddy!" Vegeta: "Oh it's you. Explain, idiot." Trunks: "No, no, no!" Goku: "We found three more Androids." Trunks: "DAMMIT!" Vegeta: "Three more Androids huh? Pretty sure that makes eight. Humph, never let the boy live this one down."
nah it's canon, Saiyans get stronger whenever they survive a near death beating Goku's Nuts survived and came back twice as strong, thus Goten came out already Super Saiyan
Considering where they are I think $30 is probably cheap. Mine are $10 lol. Either that or like how someone else commented on a different comment, hes insulting trunks saying he wastes too much for a haircut.
I mean it happens all the time, and not just in Anime. Just look at Rick and Morty. Justin Roiland is both Rick and Morty, along with 90% of the one-off joke characters. In the Simpsons Harry Shearer voices over half the cast of recurring characters such as Flanders, Skinner, Apu, and so on.
“Dontcha lecture me with yo 30$ haircut, Goku dies”
absolute Savage
Lmao 30 dollar haircut 💇♂️😂
Bruh i have 1.50€ haircut
repXs I know but for some reason it sounded cheap to me 😂
$30 is a lot for a haircut for a man at least
Lek Gashi It's especially a lot back in the 19th century, which is insults like that originated
“Is it over”
“Not till the fish jumps”
Fish jumps
“Okay it’s over”
I thought that was a TFS gag, but they lifted it directly from the dub
@@kot4311 this Dub is funny as guck
Quoting what happened in the video
Hilarlis original comedy
i AM YOUR 420TH LIKE :)))
@@vintheguy I know,and about 500 people think the same thing
Vegeta quietly saying "it's over." after the fish jumps is a treasure.
To be fair he said it wasn't over until it jumped.
If he couldn’t even handle the Indians why bring in the chief?
this was an abriged gag before tfs even existed and wait till you see what tfs does to abridge the abridged gag
impossible to believe that’s actually the dub im in disbelief 😭
@@kingcrimson2615Why? I think the JP was the same.
I love how this joke evolved. Back then, a $30 haircut woulda been expensive. We’ve gone from a sledge about being rich to a sledge about being cheap.
yo who tf out here paying $30 for a haircut even in THIS day and age
crazy how 20 years ago they were under $10@@CaptainPrincess
@@omegaweapon116 das economics baybeee
@@CaptainPrincessWhere the hell do you live? 25-30 dollars is the cheapest price I can get for a haircut here.
@@oposx132 I mean theyre even more expensive here probably, I dont know, I havent gotten my hair cut by anybody else in like 5 years yknow
if its too expensive I just wont get one
“Is it over?”
“Not till the fish jumps”
*fish jumps*
“It’s over...”
I love this dialogue
i laughed my ass off
Ok Boomer You should meme it :^
imagine saying ok boomer cringe.
Nemesis thats...the name of the person they were replying to...
Nemesis lmao
It's weird how little Team Four Star had to change.
yeah, all it was really was a Victoria's Secret joke here and a dog biscuit there...
And the piccolo lays a beating joke
@@JoesAnimationHub their dub of this movie wasn't all that funny. It almost feels like they did it out of necessity
It feels like.... do i have to watch English Dub to understand and appreciate their job like some sort of art. If no Loser but idk why their humor just pisses me off.
@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 you don't have to watch the english dub to appreciate their humor, in my case, i'm french so i didn't watch the english dub, if you don't like their humor, it's not a problem, we don't need to have all the same sense of humor, for exemple, i don't like sao abridged but i love yugioh abridged, and there are people that don't like yugioh abridged and love sao abridged, everyone is different
0:54 I never noticed Goku’s high pitched shriek, that’s hilarious
Go frame by frame until the impact and yku will see why
@@altoid3453 You don’t need slow motion to see he got his nuts cracked, I knew that from the beginning.
man got his balls obliterated
Gonna need a sensu for that one.
@@mehve *he punched my balls, why did he punch my balls?”
"Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard, and the fact that it's just some line in the dub of some DBZ movie is so surreal
The fact it's not a TFS line is just amazing
wait this ISNT a meme dub??
It's like the yugioh dub when Kaiba said "anyone who is late to the registration is disqualified, mokuba make sure wheeler is late"
@@cyanidenightshadeno… its the actual dub
the funny part is that back then in the 90s 30 dollar for a haircut was expensive but now it's on the low end of being cheap.
Piccolo: "Is it over?"
Vegeta: "Not till the fish jumps."
Fish: "For a thousand years I lay dormant. Who has disturbed my... oh it's you."
Murphy: yeah, vegetable is about to say- oh he already said it.
It's over.
Funny comment.
Thank you for this comment
There’re now fucking way that’s the end
the best part about this is that Android 13 was basically just a generic villain in the original but Funimation invented a personality out of whole cloth for him based entirely on the fact that he has a trucker hat and a mullet.
Facts
LOCALIZATION FOR THE WIN
Rare localization W
That's why i prefer dub. Has better charisma
@@shlimey04used too…
Legit one of the funniest DBZ movies dubbed at a time where Funimation was at their comedic and creative best. Alongside the dubs for the original Dragon ball and Yuyu Hakusho.
I feel like the cast and crew hated this film and they decided to make jokes in the dub mocking the film just like what ADV did to Ghost Stories. They could have done the same with Bio-Broly as well.
Agreed
@@ChainsawManDude97 Nahhh Not ghost stories ☠️
I wished I never typed up that racist dub
This movie is just trying to be funny
@@TaiyouGogito03cope puss puss
@@TaiyouGogito03so you’re a Negroid then 💀
He really screamed "Yee-Haw" before drop kicking him. Also Goku's high pitched squeal when he got his halls decked
And in the beginning you hear Trunks being roasted right out the gate
Adrian Hello /Goku Black he had a pretty good comback
i LOST IT
Trunks came right back at him though
I’m surprised it wasn’t a TFS joke.
😂
Don't you lecture me with your YEE YEE hass haircut
Rednigga i see you at work.
@@MeGaFPSPlAyEr3000 ah don't hate me because I am stronger than you
maybe if you get rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you would get as strong as me
@@unusualpizza oh better yet cell would lose to you if he stop fighting with goku or whatever saiyan he fighting with.
@@tremainejohnson1531 SaiYAnnnnn
@@unusualpizza _what?_
"Free will? War, segregation, hatred. Is that what you've done with your free will?"
I mean, Android #13 had a point.
Until he decided to go for Trunks’ Yee Yee ass haircut
Funnily enough the 30 dollar haircut is also disrespect of free will because 30 dollar for a haircut is considered stupidly expensive, basically inflation price
@@orenblack313 I mean, he got the bowl already.
@@user-tc2tm6iq8e honestly Iove how I can't tell if android 13 is dissing Jim because he thinks the haircut is cheap or overly expensive
Ok Android 13 getting kinda political out here.
0:54 that pain scream sounded real holy crap
13 was a menace for that
He was trying to spawn kill Goten
I didn’t realize how accurate the TFS parody was. Now I realize.
I know, right?! I figured the short purple one (forgot his number) being an alcoholic MUST have been edited in somehow, even though that would be a huge animation to create. A villain constantly drinking out of a flask just seems so out of place in DBZ, but in a good way.
busymike calm down kid
It was better
@busymike be quiet.
@busymike i genuinely can't tell if you're joking or actually being that guy.
"Don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut" is i think one of the funniest things ive heard in DBZ lmao
he says it as an insult, but a 30 dollar haircut is kinda expensive lol.
@@AllStarJD Well the expression of a 30 dollar haircut generally means paying too much for something that doesn't need to be expensive indicating that they are frivolous and have more money than sense. 13 is essentially calling Trunks a preppy rich boy.
@@dantewilson182 lol xd
It's a haircut with a nice fade. Trunks drip is immaculate.
@@AlmightyJ97 don't you lecture me with your yeye ass $30 haircut
Trunks: What!?
Yea they can easily make that
The end of this movie was always funny as hell to me. Vegeta just quickly and quietly saying "It's over." was hilarious to me.
0:54 You can’t tell me they didn’t punch Sean in the balls for him to make that sound during recording.
And they squeezed his balls when he went ssj3
"It's called the Stanislavski Method, Sean!"
"The Stanislavski Method isn't just method acting, it incl-GYAAH!"
The fact that Vegeta was actually kind enough to wait until my mans got a swig of his drink before just absolutely slugging his ass is just the funniest thing about this movie
Got let that man get his last drink in
An android who drinks... Makes no sense, but it adds so much personality to him.
@@danielmaster8776 Could be motor oil.🤷🏾♂️
@TheThoughtPalace Lmao u like a day late brotha man.
@TheThoughtPalace He's not black, he's purple.
0:42
Nail "Say something badass"
Piccolo:"...Hey....what's up"
Kamia: Really?
Nail : Sadly that was the best one up here.
Piccolo : Shut up, nail
Piccolo: Mind if I take it for a spin?
13: Huh-? Whoa, _whoa,_ *_WOO-HOO-HOOOOOOoooooo!_*
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@@SuperOmegaBerserker Agreed, hella underrated
The $30 haircut and the fish line are probably my favorite dub line from any anime
I keep forgetting the "30 dollar haircut" originated here, I'm so used to hearing it on weird covers of songs.
Saiyans are Japanese and Androids are Texans. That’s what I got from this
Good insight.
You are now picturing 18 as a cowgirl.
Bloodlyshiva IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
GUILTY FEET AINT GOT NO RHYTHM
@@Bloodlyshiva Krillin: "I don't have to picture it, I've lived it."
I wonder what the humans would be.
0:51 This dude really shrugged off hits from Super Saiyan Goku, grinned, lifted up Goku’s leg and literally busted both of his balls with one punch. *Damn*
You know they used the dragon balls to fix his balls
I love how casually he does it to lol
That could have done permanent damage you know he could have smashed gokus testicles
@@BKBK-yo1zz na hes fine, goten was born later after all :)
@@BKBK-yo1zz It's funny and I wished he erradicated Goku completely.
“Not till the fish jumps”.. “it’s over” just broke me!!! Funniest vegeta line ever
This movie was a fever dream...both Vegeta and Piccolo suddenly appearing out of a glacier for some reasons, the dialogue, Goku being castrated
Legitimately thought I was watching the Abridged version until they *didn't* make a joke about Goku getting hit where it hurts the most.
Hello there
And yeah, i was a bit confused cus i felt like they were skipping jokes, then i realize that TFS just made small ( and damn do i mean small) tweaks to the source material.
I mean he did have the telltale high pitched scream of someone who became sterile
That just show us how of a joke was the original eng dub.
@@Haspei7 oh fuck right off. I'm a sub watcher but this was great
I thought TFS added in Goku's busted nuts visually, but no, that's part of the animation.
I like how respectful Vegeta is to wait for his opponent to get a drink in first, that's pretty honorable.
Gotta love how they just reused 17's voice actor and told him to "be southern"
Probably just asked him to imitate the locals, what with Funimation being in a Dallas suburb.
As someone who lived in Texas suburbs, that's rather unlikely. Even I haven't really heard talk like this outside of movies. That's in the REALLY rural areas.
@@thesuperMasterSword I'm in Fort Worth, so I know. It was a joke.
Really
@@brandoncole5533 ?
Can you be more specific?
If android 13 won.
“You yeed your last haw.”
If 13 won, he'd have to fight Cell in the RED RIBBON CIVIL WAR
James Perkins That would be dope not gonna lie
@@jamesperkins191 and then cell obliterates him in 1 shot
@@thevoid6002 haha maybe!
@@thevoid6002 There’s also the never-seen General Copper hanging out somewhere.
I love that they made this movie more comedic than normal. It’s a breath of fresh air tbh
Android 13 and Kaiba have the same vibes. You never know if it’s abridged or dubbed
Who is also Brock and James in Pokemon.
Point to take home: hitting Goku right in the nuts makes Super Saiyan go away immediately.
Frieza now knows a new strategy
Super Saiyan is stored in the balls
@@remnantofthefirstworld2930 kind of like how men manufacture testosterone in the balls
@@remnantofthefirstworld2930 kefla want to know your location.
@@oulhadjouldsaadi9978 Universe 6 super saiyan is stored in the spine. Dumbest ass-pull in DB.
The fact that the abridged version of andriod 13 ain't an exaggeration they just gave him more lines is fucking sending me
@@indepth9930
One more reason why dubs USED to be superior.
Now the localizers change things to get political or censor shit, not to boost personalities.
@@1krani Superior? Dubs back then we’re awful and hardly any of them were good.
Considering how policial most anime are and how pointless the censored stuff is,that’s hardly an issues compared to botched translations and actual censorship that affects the writing in a major way.
@@Cr102y
You talking about the 1990s or the early 2000s when the DBZ dubs for the movies came out? Because dubs from the early 2000s were by and large pretty good.
And cut the bullcrap. You know damn well that no political anime ever broached the subject of Gamergate or cultural appropriation, two things that are decisively Western political topics, yet dubs have inserted these topics into anime that weren't even political to begin with!
@@1krani Better than the 90’s but still far from good,for every FMA dub there were 5 other terrible dubs.
You know damn well anime always had politics in them,like actual politics and not just complaining about minorities.
@@Cr102y
There's a difference between politics as a story and politics as a message.
At the current rate of inflation, many people will soon lose the ability to lecture him.
"godamnit, we just patched that !"
"c'm'on doc, you can't patch what ain't broken. Now give me my trucker hat."
The fish jump joke is probably one of the funniest jokes in cinema history, since my dad saw this in theaters
Was it a double feature? I think they did that sometimes, but I don't remember it coming to theaters. I remember the bardock and original broly movie being featured though
@@LordSesshomaru86 Anime movies were weird to get in theaters. Now it seems like a lot of theaters are part of chains throughout the country (or at least a decently sized portion of it) so it's fairly common to see the same movies everywhere, but it used to be more independent per theater, so I imagine that had something to do with it. Was probably more expensive to get the rights to play them, so they weren't as common at your, and I cannot emphasize the quotes enough, """mom and pop""" theaters. Of course, I could have this backward and anime movies were dirt cheap to get the rights to show and were only really at """mom and pop""" theaters because the chains and bigger names didn't care to be bothered with a cheap movie they didn't think people are going to watch.
It's so weird going from watching anime on Toonami at 3am to buying SAO merch at Walmart. Like, this used to be a thing that not many people knew about. Now it's so commonplace you hardly notice it around you.
we rented this when I was a kid and we all lost it at the fish jump
Wait a minute… this pile of dog shit actually got a Theatrical Release?😳
@@liquidmang it's japanese movie. that by definition means it was made for a theatrical release, because what we call direct-to-video movies over here aren't called movies over there. they're categorized as other things, such as ova for animated works
granted this comes with an asterisk that i flat-out don't know if video streaming services have changed this in any way, but this is a 1992 movie we're talking about. bit too old for that sort of thing to matter
I always just assumed TFS was overselling his accent for comedic effect... I didn't know they were actually trying to be faithful to the original.
"YEEHAW" *kicks*
I'd say they might have undersold it, tbh.
same with jeice from the ginyu force 😂
@@joshhitxoriginal9367 Ya plum done dadgone did it now son!
Lmao 🤣
My favorite thing is that it alternates from southern to British to American in the span of a sentence.
"anAlyZINg..... ANalYZiNG PowER... _INCREASE!!!"_
He sounds bloody constipated the poor feller
“Don’t you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut.” That’s classic 😂
Okay, but the purple android saying “...Ok, let’s dance” after taking a swig was pretty badass.
Ok, racist.
@@spazerdazer8421 how is that racist?
@@that_guy499 it’s a Tfs joke
@@that_guy499 when vegeta pointed out that Android 15 was purple
Vegeta: is it because he’s purple?
Android 13: ALRIGHT YOU RACIST! if you truly have to know, it’s because he has a drinking problem.
Purple alcoholic Android: it’s only a problem when I run out!
13: we don’t like to talk about it
(Give or take anyways)
I love how Goku’s voice actually cracked when he got his donger punched
I just noticed. It’s such a funny detail.
The funny thing is he made almost the exact same noise in Japanese version. And considering there’s literally a frame of 2 broken circles, the makers of this film clearly intended for Goku’s balls to be crushed from that punch
@@tiablue9106 Wait, that wasn’t a TFS edit?
@@tina1641 nah, the slow-mo from the TFS version just made it more visible so ppl might've missed it 'til then; rewatch the vid (or any vid of that scene), u can see a frame of Goku's broken balls
@@tina1641 just played the scene on 25% yes 2 broken dragon balls :(
Plus points for using the original BGM.
"Don't lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut Goku dies" Nigga just roasted someone AND explained his mission in one sentence
Shadow Dio
A basic principle of many martial arts, 'no wasted movements'. 😭
CaptainMarvell92 Returns No u
Shadow Dio and then trunks bust out the bars
I am pretty sure not all martial arts have that as a basic principle.
Shadow Dio HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
I honestly thought this was just TFS' version of the movie. Huh, they really didn't change much at all
I'm ashamed that it took me until piccolo didn't ask to give 13 a spin.
It really is only a slight exaggeration.
I honestly don't know if that makes it better or worse.
The nut punch that deletes Goten from the timeline in TFS version is gold
@@colebrown8293 no u
My favorite line from, maybe, all of dragon ball has to be 13's speech with the "Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar hair cut, goku dies!" The build up to that line is great and even with all the ridiculousness 13 has a point in this speech, where has they're free will gotten them when the saiyans so often use it to risk the lives of everyone.
0:52
If we are not talking about this, a crotchshot immediately taking a Super Saiyan out of beast mode proves that a nutcracker will disable any man in any species.
Its like his lines were written by someone who's met only one American
They really didn't have many lines in the original japanese version so the dub went the extra mile trying to give them more lines and personality, including giving 13 a southern accent.
What american is the better question😂
So thats mean is accurate after all is 100% the American they meet xd
Guile from street fighter.
Not gonna lie, I got family who talk like this
The funny thing about this is that Goku is as country as #13.
AverageBananas everyone forgets that
Dr. Gero thought that Goku had been living in the city with his wife Chi-chi and their son Gohan during his surveillance on his hated nemesis which also gives Android 13 the impression that Goku is a city boy, not someone who lives in the mountains lol.
Horace Warfield. Mountains are also in the country..
Stetson Graham. I never said anything like that... You read too much into my comment dude.
Good job, you've basically summed up my whole point.
Robb Stark false. If you do some research, Goku in Japanese talks in differently the the character. The way that he talks is closely to a country hik.
That part where Android 13 went "yee haw" was absolutely adlibbed, and perfect.
Is this where the "don't you lecture me with your 30$ haircut" meme comes from?
I feel like they had far too much fun with this dub.
Idk
They do. Gotta make up for the lower end talent.
Yep and it’s good
It's funny because the one time that the english dub went crazy, was the one time the portuguese dub took itself a little more seriously
@@DrForrester87 Oh stfu. 😂
TFS hardly changed a thing in places.
Horace Warfield In places.
Horace Warfield
Who apparently seems to have a drinking problem.
Hey, it's only a problem when he runs out!
Kingdom Gamer
They don’t like to talk about it.
lol I was just thinking the original dub was pretty much an abridgement lol
"Not until the fish jumps."
This is not a line I ever expected out of Vegeta, I honestly can't tell whether this is an actual dub or TFS. Now if these are gold, then whatever the hell the Malasian dub was is platinum.
Def about to go rewatch this
Love Vegeta and Piccolo's exchange. Is it over? Not til the fish jumps. **it happens** It's over.
Josh Lefelhocz XD it looks like Dash is applauding the scene
So what do you do for fu-
FIN!
Oh, I get it!
It’s cuz he’s a fish.
And whats make this more funny is that they are both the same person
My cousins and I used to rewind this part so many times laughing our asses off
It sounds like the kind of thing you would see in the abridged series.
“DANGIT, BOY. SHOOT”
They could have switched scripts with King of the Hill and I wouldn’t have noticed.
They all sound like boomhauer 😂😂😂😂
"Pock-et Sand x100!!!!" (Throws a kid's sandbox at opponent)
@@angbandsbane “THAT’S MY PURSE!!!” Kaokin x10!
Dang it Bobby, I told you no kameha-meha’s around the house! That boy just ain’t right
I am shocked that I just found this. I grew up with this movie. And dammit, this Android 13 is one of the best versions of characters ever.
R.I.P. Akira Toryama You Legendary Man!!!
The fact that you can see them breaking on the impact frame is crazy
I love how Vegeta willingly waits for the Android to drink and be ready before immediately pummeling him. Always kills me 😂
Big on decorum, he is.
It was his last drink, Vegeta was giving him his pride.
"Does that even *do* anything for you?"
@@YubelMalevolent "Not anymore."
Vegeta is such a courteous fighter, always giving his enemies a chance to “power up”
You forgot, "So the mighty Goku is taking an ass whooping form these boys! If he can't beat the Indians, then why bring out the Chief?"
"Howdy there, I'm Android 13. Look at my trucker hat."
"Look Trunks, more 'roads!"
"You're kidding me! Are there anymore of you we don't know about?!"
Horace Warfield Naw, it's just us, and the little guy in the lab
MY EYES Oh really? I'm back bitch
It took me like 2 rewatches to realize this wasnt abridged
so at first I thought this was the abridged version, but then I watched the abridged version and realized
***this is the official release they've spoken about***
i can see the guys at Funimation saying: "Ok, this movie is bland, forgettable and sucks. Let's just go full Ghost Stories"
It's barely a movie though.
@@br9760 Its a special and its actually pretty cool
“Its not because your an android, but because you’re purple! ....and an alcoholic”
I thought it was
Is it cause hes purple
WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW
ita cause hes got a drinking problem
@@500subswithonevideo5 its only a problem when I run out
You missed 13's legendary entrance line:
"Now I can't believe that the great Goku is catchin' an ass-whoopin' from those boys! If he can't even handle the Indians, why bring out the chief?"
13 was certainly a character
Noice!
Bruh
Jesus Christ that's savage af
@@hunterofdarkness8329 if you say Jesus Christ then you believe in God.
"Does that even do anything for you?"
"...not anymore."
"I'm Android 13, look at muh trucker hat"
"Is it over"
"Not till the fish jumps"
Fish: Say no more
Funny seeing you here!
Same to you. XD
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 丂ㄖ几丨匚 FIN
*OHH cuz hes a fish*
Its over....
I took that as a 4th wall break.
THIRTY DOLLA HAIRCUT
Dang it boy shoot!
GOKU DIES!
😂😂
Ok, let's dance
I'm the 666th like, my pleasure.
This is so clean! The animation, looks like the source cels! how?!
30$ haircut is pretty expensive
Now, where's my trucker hat?
*plays banjo version of Imperial March of Star Wars with the trucker hat placed upon 13's head*
I woulda tip my hat if I had one
BUT I LOST IT!!!
Android 13: Mighty kind of ya doctor
Dr Gero: For crying out loud WE JUST FINISHED PATCHING THAT!
Android 13: Doc, ya can't fix what ain't broke
Jacen T. XD
lol, they literally decided his personality based on the fact that he has a trucker cap, something that he doesn't wear all the time in the whole movie.
That's less annoying than Broly immediately calling Goku by his Earth name after he transforms. Seriously, he spends all that time in the build up referring to him as a Saiyan with Kakarot then switches to saying Goku for no reason!
That's not a bad thing tho. I like when dubs add their own touch to animes
"Well, howdy there. My name is Android 13. Look. At my. Trucker Hat."
@@matthewthiessen2173 TFS Reference
I'm The Pup he was taunting him whenever he called him goku, the lines were dripping with sarcasm each time he did it lol I.e. after the kamehameha “and what was that supposed to be, GOKU” or near the end “poor goku, still not comfortable with the idea of dying” he still called him kakarot right after he transformed when he said he was his first victim
0:53 “Weakness Identified!”
You plum doggone daggum did it now, son.
"YA PLUM DONE GONE DAGUN DID IT NOW SON!"
Say wha-?
ID TIP MY HAT TO YA
BUT I LOST IT!!
@@xenoguy6425 CANT DODGE MY TH BALL!!!
@@RversePegasister does TH stand for-
@@xenoguy6425 YES! TRUCKER HAT!!
'Not until the Fish Jumps' is such a theater-popping moment to get everyone cheering. DragonBall movies are always when they get the most self-aware and love the fans. Can't wait for the next and for theaters to open.
seeing DBS broly in theaters was rly fun cant wait for super hero to come to the states
To this day, the best movie going experience I've ever had was seeing Battle of Gods in theaters, surrounded by a ton of other DBZ fans. It's a great movie on its own, but seeing it with a few dozen other people who all get excited when big moments happen brings it to a whole new level.
Finally, someone gives it the full credit it deserves.
Only an Android would be cruel enough to go for the balls...
Goku:“Does TH stand for-“
Android 13: *”Trucker Hat, Yes”*
They actually revealed recently that when Goku says "that wasn't my first guess" that they actually don't know what he thought it was
@@saintmark4461 it could be. But TFS said they never actually thought of what Goku meant
0:58 I never thought this was an actual line. I thought this was a TFS gag
At this point, the only difference between team four star and official dubbing companies is that the companies have contracts for doing these.
Like i've been saying, a lot of tfs jokes sre just weird lines that were in the old Funimation dub. They make fun of weird lines. Like, tfs did not make up Cat Loves Food. Yamcha actually sang that in the old dub.
@@rogaken excuse me, *what*?
@@araptorwearingahat7735 It's even in the remastered z dub on the orange bricks and dragon boxes to the newest release. Not kai but the remastered original z.
Sounds like you didn’t watch the official release
"For thousands of years I've slumbered who dares to..."
Can't believe the "Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut" meme came from this movie.
Howdy y'all. I'm Android 13. *Look at my trucker hat.*
Lookie Trunks! More 'Roids!
Android 13: Ya can't doge my TH Death Ball!
Goku: Does the TH stand for-
Android 13: TRUCKER HAT, YES!
Goku: Not my first guess
Vegeta: "FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-"
Goku: "Hey, best buddy!"
Vegeta: "Oh it's you. Explain, idiot."
Trunks: "No, no, no!"
Goku: "We found three more Androids."
Trunks: "DAMMIT!"
Vegeta: "Three more Androids huh? Pretty sure that makes eight. Humph, never let the boy live this one down."
Well, if it ain't the prince. Good day, yer majesty. I'd tip my hat for ya, *_BUT I LOST IT!_*
Look I'm a little late to the game here. What's your deal?
Android 14: *takes a drink from his flask*
Vegeta: Does that even do anything for you?
Android 14: ....not anymore.
15
14 is the gray one who fought mostly Trunks
Jokes on you, that shit's actual rocket fuel.
Android 14: My data reads...: Youz a bitch!
Android 14: oh god
@@SparkingEX Technically, he was SUPPOSED to be Android 14, according to Toriyama's design notes. But someone got the names swapped.
This one, tree of might, broly dbz movie and theirs a few more that are just a vibe. Good classics💎
Bro no fucking way that “Dont you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut” ISINT EVEN ABRIDGED?!
"Is it over?"
"Not 'til the fish jumps"
(fish immediately jumps out of the water)
"It's over"
Fin
Light Fain Ha. Pun intended?
Christian Sampson cause it’s a fish :3 (also tfs reference)
Classic Vegeta
I thought that the balls breaking in that single frame was a joke that tfs animated in, Jesus Toei
Nah bruh they actually animated that lmfao 😂😂😂
We can confirm that if that movie were canon, goten would not exist
@@genyken well goku ate a senzu so it healed back, how? We don't wanna talk about it
nah it's canon, Saiyans get stronger whenever they survive a near death beating
Goku's Nuts survived and came back twice as strong, thus Goten came out already Super Saiyan
@@EL1TE10 so getting kicked in the nuts as a saiyan and eating a senzu bean makes my son a super saiyan? cool lemme try that real quick...
0:01 So this is where the clip came from for the thirty minute haircut music creator
Howdy folks, I'm Android 13, look at my trucker hat
00:38 “0k let’s dance.” Vegeta immediately obliges lol.
A redneck has never looked more badass than Android 13.
0:00 “Don’t lecture me with your $30 haircut! Goku dies!” I say this was one of Dr.Gero’s best android models.
@@johnq8043 fr all my haircuts are like $1.50
Considering where they are I think $30 is probably cheap. Mine are $10 lol.
Either that or like how someone else commented on a different comment, hes insulting trunks saying he wastes too much for a haircut.
Trunks be like:"Says the android asshole with a shitty mullet", lol
Kurono Roux Real rap 😂
@@johnq8043 That's the point. He's calling trunks a spoiled rich boy.
Man I still rememeber watchin this back in the day in Japanese in like 97z
the purple dwarf with a drinking problem is the goat
0:57 Lol Christopher Sabat Talking to himself.
I mean it happens all the time, and not just in Anime. Just look at Rick and Morty. Justin Roiland is both Rick and Morty, along with 90% of the one-off joke characters. In the Simpsons Harry Shearer voices over half the cast of recurring characters such as Flanders, Skinner, Apu, and so on.
Volting Master is that android drinking vodka