Who Killed Captain Alex: Uganda's First Action Movie (English Subtitles & Video Joker) - Wakaliwood

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    English SUBTITLES, VJ and DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY!!
    Who Killed Captain Alex: Uganda's First Action Movie was produced, written, directed, shot, and edited by Nabwana IGG from his home in Wakaliga, Uganda. Made for under $200 - using real blood and a modified car jack for a tripod - the film became a sensation in the slums of Uganda while the trailer went viral in Europe, South America, and the US.
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  • @berry2334
    @berry2334 Před 5 lety +34446

    Budget 0/10
    Trying 11/10

  • @renatogonzales1155
    @renatogonzales1155 Před 4 lety +26975

    hollywood:❌
    bollywood:❌
    wakaliwood:✔

    • @paulybeatz3688
      @paulybeatz3688 Před 4 lety +344

      *_OAKWOOD_*

    • @paulybeatz3688
      @paulybeatz3688 Před 4 lety +58

      Raptor The Bearded Dragon
      They want to repair your Windows PC

    • @ilovequake833
      @ilovequake833 Před 4 lety +12

      How about all of them?

    • @ignashi7plays401
      @ignashi7plays401 Před 4 lety +8

      @@agi238 Let me know if you find any,
      Mr. NOT SO INTELLIGENT BUT TRYING TO SMART .

    • @ignashi7plays401
      @ignashi7plays401 Před 4 lety +10

      @The Executer How about you sort out your problem with indians

  • @Just-Tobin
    @Just-Tobin Před 5 měsíci +932

    “Who’s the bitch?”
    *shoots her*
    “You”
    This is a masterpiece

  • @redacted4ever-298
    @redacted4ever-298 Před 6 měsíci +1563

    "You're making german food?"
    "Yes, I found german people, we are cooking them."
    "Very good, very good"
    LMAO i died at this part

  • @corpseapple9619
    @corpseapple9619 Před 4 lety +13848

    Hollywood = All money no heart.
    Wakaliwood = No money all heart.

    • @jupjeetsinghrai2931
      @jupjeetsinghrai2931 Před 4 lety +209

      FAXXXX!!!

    • @akirakurusu861
      @akirakurusu861 Před 4 lety +262

      Leatherback Well yeah, that’s an exception. It’s just that most producers don’t put a lot of effort anymore. They’re just doing it for money.

    • @thien8883
      @thien8883 Před 4 lety +29

      @@dedgect SHUT FUCK OFD

    • @thien8883
      @thien8883 Před 4 lety +1

      @GATOBAM yeh

    • @something591
      @something591 Před 4 lety +4

      @@dedgect r/woosh

  • @hilarious7695
    @hilarious7695 Před 4 lety +6300

    Hollywood:
    Budget 10/10
    Acting 2/10
    Wakaliwood:
    Budget 1/10
    Acting 42069/10

  • @IStealButterdToast
    @IStealButterdToast Před měsícem +135

    This had a budget the size of a grocery shopping list and had more effort put into it than a modern 500 million dollar Hollywood film

  • @angriboi
    @angriboi Před 7 měsíci +409

    As a German, I will be careful when I visit Uganda next time...

    • @kittyn5222
      @kittyn5222 Před 7 měsíci

      Please cum here
      We need food

    • @xjuhox
      @xjuhox Před 3 měsíci +35

      They also make French fries 😬

    • @ThatIsALakeSir
      @ThatIsALakeSir Před 2 měsíci +19

      Don’t get cooked.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 Před 28 dny +2

      You are invited for dinner.

    • @pontram
      @pontram Před 17 dny

      But you can have many Ugandan wives, even as a German, that outweighs the danger of becoming food, I think.

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie Před 4 lety +18687

    -they made this during a civil war, while being in the warzone
    -they made this on a poor slum in uganda
    -they had a $200 budget
    -and it's all done in a homemade computer
    a classic.

    • @spidersaremean8917
      @spidersaremean8917 Před 4 lety +1246

      Honestly this is a good movie

    • @StanfordChiou
      @StanfordChiou Před 4 lety +596

      In a cave! With a box of scraps!

    • @mvyper
      @mvyper Před 4 lety +407

      @@StanfordChiou and to think that none of them was Tony Stark...

    • @MrTESTVEVO
      @MrTESTVEVO Před 4 lety +297

      Fuck we have no excuses...

    • @Yazimo
      @Yazimo Před 4 lety +82

      Homemade computer 🤣👌

  • @flrisa1978
    @flrisa1978 Před 7 lety +10646

    "Man, The man is killing us Man"- Man being killed by man 2k16

  • @panssu5146
    @panssu5146 Před měsícem +54

    I've tried to watch Avatar twice, and fell asleep both times within the first hour and that is the highest grossing movie of all time, with a budget of 200+ million. I was much more entertained by this. Kudos.

  • @zackcahill7966
    @zackcahill7966 Před 4 měsíci +47

    The whole VJ thing is incredible. The guy is just constantly hyping the movie as you’re watching it

    • @birdrustler
      @birdrustler Před měsícem +5

      As a Westerner this was my first exposure to movie VJ's, and now I want all movies to have them

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay Před měsícem +3

      yes that was a interesting design choice :D
      Would like to see this in more films

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 Před 4 lety +6362

    Budget cuts: 0$
    Passion for acting: *infinity*

  • @marcoquintana7924
    @marcoquintana7924 Před 8 lety +3768

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    everyone in Uganda
    knows kung fu

  • @mr.prince2685
    @mr.prince2685 Před 2 měsíci +86

    42:58 BAHAHAHAHA THAT CUTOFF IS SO PERFECT OH MY GOD

    • @IStealButterdToast
      @IStealButterdToast Před měsícem +8

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought it was funny

  • @justaguest9439
    @justaguest9439 Před 9 měsíci +211

    Did anybody else genuinely watch this entire movie? Masterpiece

  • @shaquilleoatmeal1048
    @shaquilleoatmeal1048 Před 4 lety +5858

    Remember whoever disliked is on the top of tiger mafia’s deathlist

  • @_H48_
    @_H48_ Před 3 lety +5713

    "I'm making German food"
    "German food?"
    "Yeah. We found German tourists"
    " *W E ' R E C O O K I N G T H E M* "

  • @valeriobertoncello1809
    @valeriobertoncello1809 Před 8 měsíci +178

    14:38 is just genius. I mean the sharp cut from a short Mamma Mia musical detour back to the action sequence, followed by the assertive "commando" line by our narrator/conductor, and then the Mamma Mia music fades in again MIXING PERFECTLY with the tense action sequence music...
    I mean just sheer creative genius, i love it!

    • @Iggy58444
      @Iggy58444 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Lol its so hilarious

  • @pontram
    @pontram Před 17 dny +9

    Oh my. So many independent movie producers can learn from this. Short scenes, fast cuts, many angles, make the most out of your props, make fun of everything, keep your audience's attention.
    I was entertained and amused enough. Well done, Uganda !

  • @mightyzap6588
    @mightyzap6588 Před 4 lety +1381

    Girls Favorite Movie: Titanic
    Boys Favorite Movie: Endgame
    Mens Favorite Movie: Sherlock Gnomes
    Legends Favorite Movie: Who Killed Captain Alex

    • @JustJohn505
      @JustJohn505 Před 4 lety +33

      Men's favorite movie is shrek

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 Před 4 lety +5

      Sherlock Gomes wth is that movie

    • @linclokatz
      @linclokatz Před 4 lety +2

      Some Random Gojira where did Sherlock gnomes come from

    • @blooharrison8105
      @blooharrison8105 Před 4 lety +4

      Sherlock gnomes is disgusting

    • @Shade_Kat
      @Shade_Kat Před 4 lety

      Masters: the original gnome movie from the early 2000s

  • @crysis_pyscho9386
    @crysis_pyscho9386 Před 5 lety +3450

    girls locker room : "P.E is so lame"
    Boys locker room : 1:02:22

  • @denisafonin6694
    @denisafonin6694 Před měsícem +5

    15:22 was the meme sound

  • @decayingcorpse-xv
    @decayingcorpse-xv Před 2 měsíci +40

    I'm dead serious when I say this is better than most Hollywood movies that spend millions. This has action (1:02:26), suspense (14:33), and great comedy (6:50). The narrating is just a straight 11/10.

  • @twizzytmoser
    @twizzytmoser Před 5 lety +5237

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    15:34

  • @osimothobi2972
    @osimothobi2972 Před 3 lety +43765

    Everybody in Uganda was harmed in the making of this masterpiece.

  • @josephstalin7288
    @josephstalin7288 Před 20 dny +3

    "A message to future generations."
    *- Don't let this masterpiece die.*

  • @user-es9nd8fq7w
    @user-es9nd8fq7w Před 6 dny +2

    "Wife? , I thought that was a goat.
    Truly one of many great quotes in the movie

  • @wdsa7129
    @wdsa7129 Před 3 lety +9953

    Effects: 10/10
    Dialogue: 10/10
    Story: 10/10
    Fight choreography: 20/10
    Comedy: 1000000000000000/10

  • @kaizermierkrazy6886
    @kaizermierkrazy6886 Před 4 lety +4010

    Cats: $100,000,000 budget *no*
    Emoji movie: $50,000,000 budget *no*
    Who killed Captain Alex?: $200 budget *yes*
    New entry!: Mulan 2020: $200,000,000 budget *no*

    • @RetailThrone
      @RetailThrone Před 3 lety +9

      me

    • @Ooyatsutime
      @Ooyatsutime Před 3 lety +190

      the emoji movie and the cats’s budget was spent mostly on weed for the producers. While this is high quality no bullshit film

    • @kaizermierkrazy6886
      @kaizermierkrazy6886 Před 3 lety +5

      @Jai Kundicevic yeeeeeep

    • @MisterHeroman
      @MisterHeroman Před 3 lety +8

      Add the MCU to that list as well.

    • @goose7529
      @goose7529 Před 3 lety +29

      Even with the low budget I enjoyed this so much real for real no meme it’s a good movie for 2 am

  • @gabiausten8774
    @gabiausten8774 Před 6 měsíci +102

    Someone give this man 20 Million $…The HEART AND SOUL they put into this is truly crazy! I hate hate hate low budget movies but this time, I WATCHED EVERY SECOND! Great stuff!

  • @LTD538
    @LTD538 Před 6 měsíci +59

    This movie is 100% passion and 0 budget, the film makers cameras that they used to record the movie were salvaged from scrap metal and put together. The budget for this movie is 85$. Huge respect to these guys

  • @wickipedia.
    @wickipedia. Před 2 lety +5872

    "Who are you?"
    "yo mama"
    One of the greatest lines in this masterpiece

  • @awhale450
    @awhale450 Před 4 lety +2181

    14:28 "Wow, this music is good"
    "COMMANDO"

  • @S.D.323
    @S.D.323 Před 8 měsíci +33

    19:55 top 10 anime betrayals

  • @Marco56000
    @Marco56000 Před 10 měsíci +26

    53:20 D I N O S A U R S ! ! !

  • @oRaven
    @oRaven Před 5 lety +9098

    Who killed captain Alex > Avengers infinity war

  • @burnedpotatoes8518
    @burnedpotatoes8518 Před 4 lety +55562

    It feels illegal to watch some high quality movies like this for free.

  • @godmaster5000
    @godmaster5000 Před 14 dny +2

    I legit thought the video was from 2010 when I saw the "9 years ago" mark, but it was 2015....

  • @user-zo9bj3kn3z
    @user-zo9bj3kn3z Před 16 dny +1

    Honestly the passion they put into this makes it good imo, not like hollywood and all the other mainstream movie makers where all they care for is the $$$ they can make off the films

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id Před 5 lety +2232

    *Facts:*
    1-This film has a *98%* rating on google so it’s slightly better than Endgame’s *96%*
    2-the budget of this film was a total of *$200* American dollars which included 1 camera, 1 low-budget computer, and a couple of props
    3-There was going to be a *sequel* but the film was on a computer when it was destroyed in a storm never to be seen again

    • @notpot6886
      @notpot6886 Před 5 lety +242

      It managed to be better than endgame with 1% of its budget... Damn

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 Před 5 lety +267

      0.001% of their budget.

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 Před 5 lety +147

      No sequel? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    • @jeffreychandra912
      @jeffreychandra912 Před 5 lety +65

      @@Gman240 yes frick the storm ;(

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 Před 5 lety +39

      @@jeffreychandra912 Ikr? I thought he was going to kill them in a sequel!!

  • @mrholysoup8498
    @mrholysoup8498 Před 4 lety +3890

    “I’m making german food”
    “German food?”
    “Yeah. We found german tourists”
    “We’re cooking them”
    “Ooh. Very very good”

    • @cody7949
      @cody7949 Před 4 lety +25

      Nice try but no

    • @ItsDevinJ
      @ItsDevinJ Před 4 lety +228

      “Save me the head”
      “Like predator”

    • @d1_2kr
      @d1_2kr Před 4 lety +9

      кровавая легенда

    • @user-zy9xc5yr1e
      @user-zy9xc5yr1e Před 4 lety +23

      Shakespeare would be proud

    • @giovanicampanini189
      @giovanicampanini189 Před 4 lety +23

      When you are in a gulag. There is no time for Germans

  • @gunther2555
    @gunther2555 Před měsícem +9

    "Even Mafia needs to relax" ©
    damn, that's deep

  • @androkajaia345
    @androkajaia345 Před 24 dny +4

    CGI at its finest:

  • @berserktheii8952
    @berserktheii8952 Před 2 lety +6134

    "He never imagined people outside of his village would see this"
    The internet has your back my guy

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Před 2 lety +47

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) my mans they're not war criminals now, the only reason why they have the generals in statues is because history matters
      also you're basically being racist, lmao gtfo

    • @jojomaster7675
      @jojomaster7675 Před 2 lety +29

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) get out, this isn't twitter.

    • @jojomaster7675
      @jojomaster7675 Před 2 lety +27

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) I'm not the one being stupid. And it's been a long time since 'otaku' was an actual insult.

    • @Steven-uk2fz
      @Steven-uk2fz Před 2 lety +14

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) Don't care didn't ask

    • @Steven-uk2fz
      @Steven-uk2fz Před 2 lety +17

      @Komunaka Don't care didn't ask

  • @tujek3909
    @tujek3909 Před 4 lety +2613

    To 1,9k people who disliked this movie. *TIGER MAFIA IS COMING FOR YOU*

    • @tam2237
      @tam2237 Před 4 lety +24

      TujekHujek they’re gonna slice of the balls of those who dislike

    • @tresnawijaya91
      @tresnawijaya91 Před 4 lety +14

      No problem because they walk slow from slow thinking

    • @tujek3909
      @tujek3909 Před 4 lety +16

      @@tresnawijaya91 *SLOW BUT SURE*

    • @tujek3909
      @tujek3909 Před 4 lety +10

      *MAFIOSO*

    • @whimsipop4308
      @whimsipop4308 Před 4 lety +5

      tiger mafia is defeated doe

  • @colespeck3089
    @colespeck3089 Před 16 dny +3

    BUT WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?! I NEED TO KNOW!

  • @em-yz6rl
    @em-yz6rl Před 7 měsíci +11

    For a budget of $85 this is actually really well made

  • @catandfishfc
    @catandfishfc Před 4 lety +3898

    "I have 12 wives, but only one brother" what a quote

    • @KillerBlaze
      @KillerBlaze Před 4 lety +299

      That’s some of the realist shit I’ve heard

    • @duwei523
      @duwei523 Před 4 lety +61

      Yeah, its like his brother is holier than his wives, and sounds so gay too

    • @levgrinspon1291
      @levgrinspon1291 Před 4 lety +86

      @@duwei523 it's not gay if it's bromance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 Před 4 lety +83

      Du Wei that's illegal in Uganda so it makes sense he's in the Mafia

    • @18idlesuggest
      @18idlesuggest Před 4 lety +1

      My exact comment when I heard it.

  • @eeyayacoolguy2014
    @eeyayacoolguy2014 Před 3 lety +2419

    Searched ‘Black Panther’, instead got this.
    Came seeking copper, found gold.

  • @AB3L30NE
    @AB3L30NE Před 3 měsíci +7

    Budget: $85
    Box office: *$85,000,000*

  • @nik0as149
    @nik0as149 Před měsícem +7

    After ages of seeing just a 30 seconds clip of this movie, youtube has recommended the entire thing at last

  • @severesilence1871
    @severesilence1871 Před 2 lety +6318

    “They walk slow, because they think slow” 9:32
    The best quote in the movie

    • @RafaelSetiawanRS16
      @RafaelSetiawanRS16 Před 2 lety +261

      ikr, this is next level knowledge ngl

    • @oofanatorer
      @oofanatorer Před 2 lety +186

      My favorite is" Bitch how dare you still live" and "what the fu-"

    • @masterchief3726
      @masterchief3726 Před 2 lety +18

      I would like this comment since it’s good and funny, however I must not ruin the 420 likes.

    • @oofanatorer
      @oofanatorer Před 2 lety +1

      @@masterchief3726 thank you

    • @bruhjacksonton7241
      @bruhjacksonton7241 Před 2 lety +3

      @@oofanatorer time stamp pls

  • @qwertyismymom
    @qwertyismymom Před 6 lety +9459

    The moments you're looking for
    2:29 "I prefer men."
    3:57 German tourist food
    6:53 "Wife? I thought that is a goat!"
    9:34 "They walk slow, 'cause they think slow"
    10:33 "COMMANDO"
    11:04 "He's holding a dangerous weapon" UEYYY
    12:20 "La, la la, la la, la, laa"
    14:28 "Wow, this music is good. COMMANDO."
    14:45 "Action is coming"
    15:05 "WAT DE HEK!?"
    15:24 "GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA"
    15:33 "Everybody in Uganda knows Kung-Fu"
    16:19 "EXPECT DE UNEXPECTABLE", "MAMA MIA!"
    17:12 "DA WAE"
    17:41 "MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE!"
    17:52 "Da Panther, meets Da Tiger"
    22:19 "uh oh"
    23:17 "WHO IS DE BITCH?". "You."
    26:45 "Bastard"
    27:15 "Nice Bums ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
    28:41 "Huhhh?"
    31:07 "Taken Hostage"
    33:06 "Where is money? I need money."
    34:46 "Who killed Captain Alex? WHO!?"
    35:34 "Ugandan Kiss"
    37:41 Ugandan Bruce Lee "Bruce U"
    38:58 "I've never seen a woman"
    39:58 idfk....
    41:47 Bruce U training montage
    42:40 Sexy eyes
    43:03 "WHAT THE FUK?!" (Kiss From A Rose instrumentals in background??)
    46:51 Realest love story
    48:32 "He fights drugs, and uses drugs"
    52:47 Supa Biker
    53:19 Footage of dinosaurs
    55:12 "WARRIOR!"
    58:05 "HELLO"
    58:27 "Go for panties. Go for panties."
    59:31 "RRRRAPIDE GUN FIRE"
    59:54 "UGANDAAAAA!"
    1:00:41 "HELLO"
    1:01:54 "UGANDAN GHETTO AIR FORCE"

  • @vornamenachname989
    @vornamenachname989 Před 2 dny

    "Man, the man is killing us man!" Top tier writing here

  • @Ulticlips
    @Ulticlips Před 15 dny +3

    Quality 4/10
    Story 8/10
    CGI 3/10
    I Like That Movie best in the World
    Hope they made lot of profit

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 Před 3 lety +3389

    uganda natural resources:
    - kung fu masters
    - passion
    - memes

    • @speeder_106
      @speeder_106 Před 2 lety +75

      - man the man is killing us man

    • @kidnamedfinger6618
      @kidnamedfinger6618 Před 2 lety +33

      Yes it is a necessary tradition that everyone in Uganda knows Kung Fu

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 Před 2 lety +9

      What da fu

    • @Djebedji
      @Djebedji Před 2 lety +10

      Needless to say, but
      *C O M M A N D O*

    • @Mivanxssa
      @Mivanxssa Před 2 lety +1

      Its fake martial arts u tool

  • @KingMetalMario
    @KingMetalMario Před 2 lety +8597

    There's a difference between cheap "bad" movies and cheap movies that are made with passion and generally having a fun time

  • @SaulvivO
    @SaulvivO Před 22 dny +3

    Cut Tigerz ballz!!!
    100/10 Video Joker
    1000/10 action pacty movie!!!

  • @MatthewGhirardi
    @MatthewGhirardi Před 20 dny +3

    Take notes Hollywood: we don’t need to spend a crap ton of cash to make a movie, because most of the time people wouldn’t enjoy it

  • @nitroxylictv
    @nitroxylictv Před 2 lety +4983

    "I am making German food"
    "Yeah. We found German tourists. We're cooking them."
    Better humor than big movie studios lmfao

    • @randomblitzplayer
      @randomblitzplayer Před 2 lety +106

      Lmao they are cooking them

    • @Martini278
      @Martini278 Před 2 lety +85

      Making german food whit german tourusts the best joke in the world

    • @QuizmasterLaw
      @QuizmasterLaw Před 2 lety +64

      why you think they jokin???

    • @TheTber123
      @TheTber123 Před 2 lety +111

      Better humor than Marvel movies making a cringe one liner every five seconds

    • @roanook6581
      @roanook6581 Před 2 lety +3

      Just send Lothar von Trotar. He will deal with them.

  • @vvizardx6713
    @vvizardx6713 Před 3 lety +4449

    Me : Opens window to get fresh air
    Everyone in the submarine :
    43:05

  • @Really7ate9
    @Really7ate9 Před měsícem +13

    This has a proper and well thought out plot, jokes aside I'm really impressed - I really got into this movie and enjoyed a lot.
    like with the mercenary, him being red is a film technique to make the person easily identifiable and allow the audience to quickly reference him, well thought out

  • @The_Young_Armenians
    @The_Young_Armenians Před 2 dny +1

    This masterpiece only has 9 million views while some cringe fake prank CZcams shorts get over a billion views

  • @YataTheFifteenth
    @YataTheFifteenth Před 2 lety +1687

    "You're so handsome will you marry me?"
    "I prefer men."
    Oh boy what a start.

    • @Adriel_HD
      @Adriel_HD Před 2 lety +83

      That got me dying lmao

    • @ranggasaktibudiputra1547
      @ranggasaktibudiputra1547 Před 2 lety +33

      Honestly didnt expect that line LMAO

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Před 2 lety +15

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) that's basic history that I am aware of thank you very much.

    • @ilebillybobjoe
      @ilebillybobjoe Před 2 lety +1

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) well, one has a good symbol that got stolen...

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck Před 2 lety

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) Why are you here?

  • @rahuljariwala9688
    @rahuljariwala9688 Před 4 lety +1845

    *"they walk slow........ Cause they think slow"* - narrator uganda 2015

    • @isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407
      @isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407 Před 4 lety +24

      Describes me actually.

    • @zHexya
      @zHexya Před 4 lety +23

      the movie is from 2010

    • @liamduffy3379
      @liamduffy3379 Před 4 lety +4

      It’a vj Emmie

    • @norazlina3128
      @norazlina3128 Před 4 lety

      traumntt no its 2015 but the quality is bad

    • @zHexya
      @zHexya Před 4 lety +7

      @@norazlina3128 the movie is from 2010, it was available in the official website until it was posted on youtube on 2015

  • @daveywaveypavey
    @daveywaveypavey Před 19 dny +1

    "Will you marry me?"
    "Eugh, I prefer men"
    "Nooo!!"
    I fucking love you Wakaliwood

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 Před měsícem +3

    I like how they took a page from the Arnold Swarzenegger Predator movie, and got the actors to walk through a real jungle first to get into character.

  • @galactikinferno8567
    @galactikinferno8567 Před 3 lety +5152

    "We are making German food"
    "German food?"
    "We found German tourists, we are cooking them."
    😂😂😂

  • @vaapad3092
    @vaapad3092 Před 2 lety +2733

    "She was caught watching Nigerian movies"
    "This is Uganda"
    I died

  • @SteelCentaur
    @SteelCentaur Před 2 měsíci +5

    This is unironically great, the running commentary is classic, and the passion is unmatched. Ugandans always put a smile on my face. Commando!

  • @octoberTFB
    @octoberTFB Před 7 měsíci +11

    Kinda hit hard to read that the creator had to wipe their own computer just to make another one film. Tragic, but thinking that the guy who made this had fun and made this gift for us to see is just really excellent.

  • @jasperohare8216
    @jasperohare8216 Před 2 lety +2706

    “The new military commander.”
    “He fights drugs.”
    “And uses drugs.”

    • @Ugryzh
      @Ugryzh Před 2 lety +15

      xDDD

    • @winter1353
      @winter1353 Před 2 lety +136

      Always knows your enemy

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 Před 2 lety +83

      He sacrificed himself to keep the drugs away from everybody else

    • @FF-ch9nr
      @FF-ch9nr Před 2 lety +31

      Duality of Man

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 Před 2 lety +7

      You gotta know your enemy, right?

  • @thegorefatherdonkhorneleon5159
    @thegorefatherdonkhorneleon5159 Před 10 měsíci +3568

    "Remember your training and don't shoot each other"
    Best military advice ever.

    • @Ctrekoz
      @Ctrekoz Před 8 měsíci +97

      "Now, pretend to listen".

    • @K3ntucky123
      @K3ntucky123 Před 7 měsíci +30

      Instruction unclear, went completely fubar

    • @fourthknower9831
      @fourthknower9831 Před 6 měsíci +51

      Not shooting each other is in fact a lot harder than one might think

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester Před 6 měsíci +21

      @@fourthknower9831 the voice of a officer who have personally seen way to many friendly fire incident in his short carrier.

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@Zack_WesterLonger carriers are usually better cause the planes can take off easier, but hey I'm not the Chief of Naval Operations, YMMV

  • @Aric_EPU
    @Aric_EPU Před 2 měsíci +3

    Not even 3 minutes in and there’s already an iconic line. “Blegh! I prefer men.”

  • @madrain9898
    @madrain9898 Před 9 měsíci +8

    with a budget of a whopping 85 dollars, this is probably the most profitable movie ever made percentage wise.

  • @Royale9
    @Royale9 Před rokem +7632

    Fun Fact: This movie sits at 100% 5 star reviews with 632 entries on Google reviews.
    This movie is a masterpiece.

    • @dar3mor6
      @dar3mor6 Před rokem +105

      And now have 96%

    • @Laffey0
      @Laffey0 Před rokem +18

      omg royale wtf

    • @freespeech3817
      @freespeech3817 Před rokem +338

      @@dar3mor6 I bet it was some hollywood "star" giving it bad grade.

    • @dar3mor6
      @dar3mor6 Před rokem +260

      @@freespeech3817 a jealous Hollywood "star" for sure

    • @breaded_pubes
      @breaded_pubes Před rokem +64

      ​@@dar3mor6 guess it's time to call a hitman

  • @bhuvan_raj
    @bhuvan_raj Před rokem +3836

    *’He fights drugs’*
    *’And uses drugs’*
    The wise words had been spoken

  • @Brian-qg9bm
    @Brian-qg9bm Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is the greatest piece of cinema I've seen since "Hardware Wars" in 1978.
    I don't think I'll be able to walk right for a month.
    From "da whillage" in Alaska, I salute Uganda.

  • @lordpickle8424
    @lordpickle8424 Před 2 měsíci +8

    A lot of people like to poke fun at this, but, I'm a 40 year old Canadian and am not going to lie, I have no clue how to create better effects than they did in this movie. Despite their tech limitations they did a hell of a job. This is way better than I could ever produce.

  • @craig4209
    @craig4209 Před 4 lety +792

    Budget: 2/10
    Love and care: 10/10
    *n i c e* : 10/10
    Quality: 11/10
    Overall rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @idioticlemon9424
    @idioticlemon9424 Před 3 lety +2042

    "Are you crazy? Thats my wife!!"
    "Get off my wife!"
    "Wife? I thought that was a goat"

  • @matheusmariani3108
    @matheusmariani3108 Před 6 měsíci +8

    These guys made with $85 what Marvel couldn't do with $350 million

  • @huhneat8908
    @huhneat8908 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Always come back to this every now and again. True masterpiece. Thank you Wakaliwood!

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 Před 2 lety +2412

    "Man, the man is killing us, man"
    -Man Tzu, the art of man

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 Před 2 lety +33

      I legit died at that part

    • @raileecastro7830
      @raileecastro7830 Před 2 lety +7

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) wut

    • @Buto.7103
      @Buto.7103 Před 2 lety +2

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) ok thats a good thing.

    • @zrok193
      @zrok193 Před 2 lety +1

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) the sun rising flag and the nazi flag are not the same thing and yes i know 731 unit but the sun rising flag and nazi flag are not the same.

    • @zrok193
      @zrok193 Před 2 lety

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) the sun rising flag was made before the nazis

  • @Kisamon
    @Kisamon Před 2 lety +5747

    "I have dozen of wives, but only one brother." This is deep. Blood is thicker than water.

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory Před 2 lety +270

      Man has his priorities, cares for his real family than mafia women.

    • @diegode415
      @diegode415 Před 2 lety +65

      @@kmmediafactory meanwhile later in the movie he just forgot about him

    • @icanthinkofaname3439
      @icanthinkofaname3439 Před 2 lety +104

      literally, first minute of the movie starts with "Will you marry me?" "ewww no, i prefer men"

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory Před 2 lety +22

      @@icanthinkofaname3439 deep AF

    • @Jokey_YT
      @Jokey_YT Před rokem +16

      you know what else is thicker than water? thick water

  • @MrVijay0611
    @MrVijay0611 Před měsícem +2

    "They Walk Slow...Cause They Think Slow". Can't agree more my friend

  • @epikmemegamer8669
    @epikmemegamer8669 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "They walk slow, cause they think slow" 💀

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire Před 3 lety +2643

    The virgin Hollywood blockbuster:
    -Actors don't know how to fight
    -Badly lit scenes
    -Camera keeps cutting off the hits, making them less impactful
    The chad Wakaliwood:
    -Everyone in Uganda know Kung Fu
    -Well lit, clear scenes
    -Shot clearly, easy to appreciate the impact
    The choice is clear

  • @user-bp4rq6ox1c
    @user-bp4rq6ox1c Před 4 lety +564

    *He never imagined anyone outside his village would see this film.*
    4 million people:

  • @TheJattMC
    @TheJattMC Před 5 měsíci +4

    Budget: $55
    Result: Oscar nominations

  • @watchingbrutalvideos
    @watchingbrutalvideos Před 5 měsíci +2

    both the Protagonist and Antagonist had deep love for their siblings❤

  • @Don23
    @Don23 Před 2 lety +1421

    "will you marry me?"
    "I prefer men"
    *REJECTION 100*

  • @abruh5409
    @abruh5409 Před 2 lety +6175

    “He never imagined people seeing this outside of his village” imagine how happy he would be to see that 7 million people seen this

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 Před 2 lety +87

      now I waiting of 10 million of people...

    • @flowops9689
      @flowops9689 Před 2 lety +76

      Well technically 7 million views does not equal 7 million people but i get your point

    • @diegode415
      @diegode415 Před 2 lety +126

      Virgin American action movies will never compare

    • @scottwilliams846
      @scottwilliams846 Před 2 lety +7

      At least that. There are other uploads of the movie on CZcams.

    • @TheMrTomer
      @TheMrTomer Před 2 lety +3

      I wonder whether he even knows what "million" is. haha

  • @Sticksandstones32
    @Sticksandstones32 Před 27 dny +1

    This is the best movie ever made. No triple-A studio can outclass this. This is a masterpiece.

  • @gutmntron6953
    @gutmntron6953 Před 23 dny +2

    The budget was so non existent that i really think the commando stabbed the guy in 12:40

  • @cupodouble5433
    @cupodouble5433 Před 4 lety +736

    Fact: This move has a higher Imbd rating(8.2/10) than both Frozen Movies
    Edit: Glad to see that this comment got popular. And this turned into a fact instead of fun fact.

  • @fidelismiles7439
    @fidelismiles7439 Před 4 lety +654

    This is what I imagined in my mind when I was playing with my toy soldiers during childhood.

    • @dwaynevenzon643
      @dwaynevenzon643 Před 3 lety +1

      The level of edoting on this movie is so awesome that i watched it a few times and still does not get bored

    • @rte3384
      @rte3384 Před 3 lety

      Dwayne Venzon The Director sold all of his possessions and some bricks he made to get the camera. He also saved up money to buy computer parts to edit the movie. Dedication

  • @historiasdelego5216
    @historiasdelego5216 Před 23 dny +2

    Coming soon,
    MGS VI: Captain Alex vs Ghana metal gear

  • @cdoe3395
    @cdoe3395 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Thanks for uploading. I always wanted to see this movie. The trailers look unique and amazing