Samir....You're breaking the car!!!

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  • @AtrolinK
    @AtrolinK Před 4 lety +25385

    "Medium left Samir!"
    *Samir goes perfectly straight*

    • @doghie
      @doghie Před 4 lety +199

      **lmao**

    • @bene8168
      @bene8168 Před 4 lety +904

      Nearly hit a dude too lmaoo

    • @nyquillusdillwad9119
      @nyquillusdillwad9119 Před 4 lety +320

      Samir is trying to downshift and doesn't know how to turn at the same time. wtf?

    • @user-vh6dn2xi4g
      @user-vh6dn2xi4g Před 4 lety +42

      looks like he is blocked wheels xd

    • @vlonelone311
      @vlonelone311 Před 4 lety +20

      When u miss a turn semi please what are you DoiNG and also when you crash it would be like semi your breaking the car

  • @anarchometalista9616
    @anarchometalista9616 Před 3 lety +6572

    0:47
    Co-driver: medium left
    Road: sharp left
    Samir: drives straight

  • @Teeh608
    @Teeh608 Před 4 měsíci +2829

    "Don’t tell me how to drive"
    Samir, I think that’s literally his job.

    • @Somebody_VK
      @Somebody_VK Před měsícem +96

      Not when Samir is driving.

    • @yotornadoyo
      @yotornadoyo Před měsícem +15

      Not really. The driver is right, the co-driver is horrible.

    • @quineloe
      @quineloe Před měsícem +44

      @@yotornadoyo How?

    • @eancola6111
      @eancola6111 Před měsícem +63

      @@yotornadoyoHis calls were perfect, Samir just doesn’t listen

    • @bradhorner
      @bradhorner Před měsícem +4

      Where to drive not how.

  • @xOzzyyy
    @xOzzyyy Před 8 měsíci +2249

    0:51 I like how he doesn’t even acknowledge that Samir almost hit that guy

    • @BWITHYURI
      @BWITHYURI Před 6 měsíci +32

      I was finding a comment that acknowledged that 😂

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 Před 3 měsíci +58

      "Don't hit that guy" wasn't in the navigator's course notes... But probably should've been!

    • @baseballstream174
      @baseballstream174 Před 3 měsíci +22

      He did though. Listen how pissed he was

    • @bluejetlightning8427
      @bluejetlightning8427 Před 3 měsíci +28

      That tone of voice said it all

    • @bluejetlightning8427
      @bluejetlightning8427 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@baseballstream174 I find a lot of people dont even understand how to listen to emotion, just the words

  • @matire26
    @matire26 Před 4 lety +23691

    Dirt Rally Difficulty:
    - Rookie
    - Pro
    - All-Star
    - Samir difficulty

  • @Arzzed
    @Arzzed Před 4 lety +26131

    Everyone says "Samir, what are you doing?" but nobody asks "Samir, how are you doing?"

  • @Juan7_8_7
    @Juan7_8_7 Před 8 měsíci +1745

    My first driving lesson with my mom:

    • @travisreid9530
      @travisreid9530 Před 8 měsíci +73

      “Shut up. Don’t tell me how to drive.”

    • @ZeroTempz
      @ZeroTempz Před 2 měsíci +14

      This is so relatable dude wth 😭

  • @CMT_Crabbles
    @CMT_Crabbles Před 10 měsíci +918

    "Samir we are entering tha *OCEAN* "
    "Shaddup don't tell me how to dive"

  • @matthewsarmiento770
    @matthewsarmiento770 Před 3 lety +16623

    Me: **Drives normally**
    How my mom sees it:

    • @xmahou
      @xmahou Před 3 lety +133

      underated comment

    • @exoevo8555
      @exoevo8555 Před 3 lety +95

      *drives 1kph*

    • @ganzo.1067
      @ganzo.1067 Před 3 lety +8

      FR

    • @G_L918
      @G_L918 Před 3 lety +54

      So truth that it's not even funny.

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 Před 3 lety +52

      @@exoevo8555 BOY YOU GOING TOO DAMN FAST EASE OFF THE GAS A LITTLE WILL YOU

  • @TazTalksYouListen
    @TazTalksYouListen Před 2 lety +84125

    Spectators walked in the middle of the road to avoid getting hit by Samir.

  • @team3am149
    @team3am149 Před 3 měsíci +520

    The navigator went from giving advice to begging for his life.

  • @andyknowles666
    @andyknowles666 Před 8 měsíci +1558

    9 Years later. Still funny as hell.

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 Před 8 měsíci +20

      I just discovered this today
      Thank God

    • @wusaga4eva
      @wusaga4eva Před 7 měsíci +17

      Im gonna make a shirt that says "listen to my calls samir!" On the front and "shut up" on the back

    • @msoh5177
      @msoh5177 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Shut up ya - Samir

    • @caseco4979
      @caseco4979 Před 3 měsíci +3

      This is my first time and im literally dead

    • @thedpsemporiumofdrumtracks5648
      @thedpsemporiumofdrumtracks5648 Před měsícem

      ​@@wusaga4eva I'll take one XL please.

  • @zulioner7880
    @zulioner7880 Před 5 lety +11017

    *SAMIR PLS IM BEGGING YOU!*
    Samir: * DRIFTING INTENSIFIES*

    • @Biohazard0687
      @Biohazard0687 Před 5 lety +82

      This is actually the best CZcams comment of all times

    • @doriangrigorie7345
      @doriangrigorie7345 Před 5 lety +27

      I died of laughing holy shit

    • @tash960
      @tash960 Před 5 lety +3

      This is by far the BEST comment I've ever read, I'm dying from laughing over here!

    • @benjyguitar
      @benjyguitar Před 5 lety +1

      Dude .. i died laughing

    • @yokss5350
      @yokss5350 Před 5 lety

      lol

  • @kaidenbrennfoerder4304
    @kaidenbrennfoerder4304 Před 3 lety +6245

    I love how in the end the co-driver just turned to begging.

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official Před 4 měsíci +1032

    0:54 "You are not concentrating Sammy, you are watching Oppenheimer."

  • @dhruveshpatel1109
    @dhruveshpatel1109 Před 5 měsíci +505

    0:50 why the spectator running for his life is so freaking funny!!😂😂

    • @jeffinshadow
      @jeffinshadow Před 2 měsíci +15

      why are u running

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Před měsícem +19

      It was this close to not being funny at all

    • @toddhoward5555
      @toddhoward5555 Před měsícem +13

      That's the exact moment he realized Sami was behind the wheel his life flashed right in front of his eyes

  • @TheDannytaz
    @TheDannytaz Před 4 lety +15223

    "How would you like your steak?"
    "Medium left."

  • @kas5899
    @kas5899 Před 3 lety +6955

    I love how the co-driver is begging.

    • @w1pa123
      @w1pa123 Před 3 lety +55

      That sounds really fucking weird

    • @BlueCrystal1996R
      @BlueCrystal1996R Před 3 lety +89

      It's the co-driver, not an instructor ;)

    • @Mujopakas
      @Mujopakas Před 3 lety +24

      bruh my instructor wantred to kill me then kick me out of carr so other cars drive over me when i just got thru red light **accidently** o_O

    • @manusiaganteng2753
      @manusiaganteng2753 Před 3 lety +2

      Co driver

    • @leahjohnston3433
      @leahjohnston3433 Před 3 lety

      This was the best comment of my life HAHHA

  • @Ryan-fq9dj
    @Ryan-fq9dj Před 9 měsíci +200

    Rumour has it that 9 years of psychotherapy and rehabilitation he still shouts Samir in his dreams

  • @prospera93
    @prospera93 Před 6 měsíci +436

    1:18 the “god damn bro” always put me into tears

    • @adamantiteB
      @adamantiteB Před 5 měsíci +21

      Pretty sure he said something like "No stay on throttle" or something like that

    • @Veloziraptor111
      @Veloziraptor111 Před 5 měsíci +90

      @@adamantiteB I think it was "No, stay on road"

    • @adamantiteB
      @adamantiteB Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@Veloziraptor111 Yeah could be that aswell, sound is not too clear

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield Před 5 měsíci +1

      "No, Stay Bro"

    • @MidwestFarmToys
      @MidwestFarmToys Před 5 měsíci +11

      He says "stay on road"

  • @shidbot420
    @shidbot420 Před 3 lety +159887

    When you're with Samir, your opinion is automatically invalid.

  • @junighp8752
    @junighp8752 Před 5 lety +11406

    Me when I'm driving 53 in a 50:
    My Mom in the car: TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!!

  • @tomschulz5424
    @tomschulz5424 Před 9 měsíci +183

    "Don't tell me how to drive"
    bro that's literally what he is there for 😂

  • @yangerjamir0906
    @yangerjamir0906 Před 7 měsíci +145

    When I'm feeling depressed this is my go to
    Never fails to make me feel better. Thanks Samir.

  • @tavjotz25-benchmarksandgam90
    @tavjotz25-benchmarksandgam90 Před 3 lety +5276

    I feel sorry for people who didn't get this in their recommendation.

  • @TheBillNye
    @TheBillNye Před 3 lety +9697

    “Samir, we just drifted into 3 people”
    “Shut up”

  • @wanyekest6969
    @wanyekest6969 Před 8 měsíci +25

    samir, why are we on the moon

  • @NoName-ic7ur
    @NoName-ic7ur Před 27 dny +12

    They sound like a married couple on a casual road trip

  • @akerny
    @akerny Před 3 lety +18608

    Guy: "SAMIR THATS A CLIFF HIT THE BRAKES"
    Samir: "shud up"

    • @DACARBOSS.
      @DACARBOSS. Před 3 lety +97

      p o g g e r s

    • @life4trinity
      @life4trinity Před 3 lety +85

      That got dark real fast

    • @CREEDO.
      @CREEDO. Před 3 lety +16

      dis lifted my spirits bru cus my vids got taken down im coolan now its ok but tmmrw ima reupload dw ong

    • @tyl3raz7
      @tyl3raz7 Před 3 lety +5

      @@CREEDO. what

    • @pilot7348
      @pilot7348 Před 3 lety +18

      D I S A S T E R 1:58

  • @escwithbart2003
    @escwithbart2003 Před 2 lety +8395

    0:47 Medium left. Medium left *MEDIUM LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFT*
    Goes straight and almost kills a guy
    Fucking legend

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Před 2 lety +277

      haha, so true. To be fair though, I don't blame him, a lot of the "track" looks very similar to the surrounding terrain.

    • @jigsaw6127
      @jigsaw6127 Před 2 lety +231

      @@BattleBladeWarrior true but still u can tell samir isn’t too good at this it’s like his brain registers the calls a couple seconds later

    • @scarfazexoxo
      @scarfazexoxo Před 2 lety +5

      Lmao😭

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Před 2 lety +7

      @@jigsaw6127 HAHA, its true.

    • @MrMiyagi005
      @MrMiyagi005 Před 2 lety +90

      @@BattleBladeWarrior That's why there's a guy who calls out all the turns beforehand.

  • @doob195
    @doob195 Před měsícem +4

    "LISTEN TO MY CALLS!"
    My man is living the counterstrike experience

  • @mjverostek1278
    @mjverostek1278 Před měsícem +38

    I heard this guy got his ship's captain's license not long ago. He should visit Baltimore, lovely city.

    • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
      @apolloforabetterfuture4814 Před měsícem +2

      Lol

    • @Iamme-xc1iy
      @Iamme-xc1iy Před měsícem

      Ship pilots were not indians . Check your facts .

    • @mjverostek1278
      @mjverostek1278 Před měsícem

      @@Iamme-xc1iy HAHAHA ARE YOU DAFT??? THE ENTIRE CREW WAS FROM SOUTH CENTRAL ASIA - YOU KNOW *INDIA!*
      Another virtue signaling leftist blatantly lying to deny the reality of race.
      Check your facts.
      "All 22-member crew aboard the container ship that crashed into Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore were Indians, the vessel management company said, adding that they were all safe and secure."

    • @mjverostek1278
      @mjverostek1278 Před měsícem

      @@Iamme-xc1iy "All 22-member crew aboard the container ship that crashed into Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore were Indians, the vessel management company said, adding that they were all safe and secure." Check your facts.

    • @maxsmith3580
      @maxsmith3580 Před měsícem +1

      @@mjverostek1278 the people at the helm were local harbor authority pilots, who's job it is to dock the ships in harbors. which is very specialized job as each harbor has its own unique features like currents, different water depths and tidal patterns.

  • @arck4453
    @arck4453 Před 3 lety +3695

    "SAMIR THE CAR IS ON FIRE"
    Samir: "Shut up"

  • @Sir_Blinks_Alot
    @Sir_Blinks_Alot Před 3 lety +5110

    Everyone's gangsta till Samir's your Uber driver.

  • @pledge5607
    @pledge5607 Před 16 dny +5

    Bro threw himself into the road to avoid getting hit by the car

  • @21minute
    @21minute Před měsícem +36

    This is literally Mrs. Puff teaching Spongebob how to drive for the nth time.

  • @gtlegacy8
    @gtlegacy8 Před 5 lety +169587

    When you skip the tutorial and head straight to race.

  • @bleccpenter0771
    @bleccpenter0771 Před 3 lety +4749

    Guy: *Begging for his life*
    Samir: Ya’ll hear something?

    • @safin_lol
      @safin_lol Před 3 lety +17

      Plot twist:car already crashed since 2 seconds

    • @GS_PlayzFN
      @GS_PlayzFN Před 3 lety +1

      How many subs can i get from this comment (social experiment for school)
      current subs 3740

    • @revilo9792
      @revilo9792 Před 3 lety +1

      @@GS_PlayzFN wow

    • @mrwiseguy7405
      @mrwiseguy7405 Před 3 lety +2

      Must be the wind

    • @mylay206
      @mylay206 Před 3 lety +1

      HAHA

  • @slobert
    @slobert Před měsícem +28

    I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who instantly thought of this video after the Baltimore bridge strike

    • @elmo3742
      @elmo3742 Před měsícem

      fr i came back here because i saw someone edit this audio over it

    • @DEVansh001
      @DEVansh001 Před měsícem +2

      Of course you're not the only racist 😂

    • @Iamme-xc1iy
      @Iamme-xc1iy Před měsícem +1

      You know drivers were not indian . The crew was indian but not drivers .

  • @MrBaladaum
    @MrBaladaum Před 8 měsíci +53

    "Shuddap" LOL

  • @TheKamieloslaw
    @TheKamieloslaw Před 3 lety +5489

    Guy that helps him:
    -Samir, listen to me
    Samir:
    -shut up

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey Před 5 lety +13804

    It's because Samir's controller sensitivity was too low.

  • @danthejollyman9411
    @danthejollyman9411 Před 8 měsíci +12

    “samir, the plane is stalling samir!”
    “shaddap, dont tell me how to fly”

  • @-KillaWatt-
    @-KillaWatt- Před 18 dny +4

    When the wife is trying to give you directions to a location and you refuse to admit you are lost.

  • @Zelorisk
    @Zelorisk Před 3 lety +9206

    Dude: SAMIR WE JUST RAN OVER 6 ORPHANS
    Samir: “S h a d a p”

  • @killerboysnap8871
    @killerboysnap8871 Před 4 lety +6591

    "Samir you are finally dead"
    *Samir gets up from the coffin*
    Samir: Shat up.

  • @darshakpatel9059
    @darshakpatel9059 Před měsícem +10

    2:01, Samir: "Don't tell me how to drive"
    That's literally his job 😂

  • @stevencahill3628
    @stevencahill3628 Před 21 dnem +4

    that spectator running ONTO the road to get away from the car has to be best bit. 🤣

  • @asadk6792
    @asadk6792 Před 3 lety +8156

    When 'Samir' joined the Driving School, all *Terms and Conditions* agreed to him.

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 Před 3 lety +27

      🤣🤣😂😂😂 u made me die laughing 😂👍

    • @monilvalia9425
      @monilvalia9425 Před 3 lety +18

      Underrated comment😂

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 Před 3 lety +3

      @@monilvalia9425 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👌

    • @girishchandra5446
      @girishchandra5446 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @NismoYT
      @NismoYT Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @d__osaka2433
    @d__osaka2433 Před 3 lety +7569

    “Samir what are you doing my friend?”
    “Shut up”

  • @rohitchatterjee2774
    @rohitchatterjee2774 Před 7 měsíci +1014

    For those unversed, this clip actually ruined the careers of Samir Thapar (driver) and navigator (Vivek Ponnusamy). Despite India lacking in motorsport, Thapar is one of the veteran drivers who amassed numerous trophies. However, on that day, things went horribly wrong between the two.
    Ponnusamy lost navigator's job because it was he who filmed the footage. However, an opponent team's manager got hold of the footage and leaked it. A police case was also filed againt the opponent team's manager and it dragged for years but everyone just went their own ways. Indeed, funny but the clip ruined people's careers and lives.

    • @thelordjester
      @thelordjester Před 6 měsíci +220

      In the words of the infamous Samir... SHUT UP

    • @CashFloCEO
      @CashFloCEO Před 6 měsíci +91

      @@thelordjesterit’s ‘shuddup’

    • @haveatyou1
      @haveatyou1 Před 6 měsíci

      Shut up. Don't tell me how to youtube.

    • @kyriltolbert
      @kyriltolbert Před 6 měsíci +25

      @@CashFloCEO John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @arkoarko9559
      @arkoarko9559 Před 6 měsíci +15

      I mean..... he's Rich Rich. So l don't really think he cares

  • @Molishtorussia123
    @Molishtorussia123 Před 9 měsíci +3

    That shut up was personal😂

  • @trtsds8901
    @trtsds8901 Před 4 lety +12935

    Gf: Samir you're breaking my heart
    "Shat ap"

    • @slowly_r7849
      @slowly_r7849 Před 4 lety +16

      Oh hi

    • @jatinno
      @jatinno Před 4 lety +22

      Hello Jesus

    • @That_One_User_314
      @That_One_User_314 Před 4 lety +22

      I don't believe in you or your father, but I also won't dislike others for doing so. Just tell your followers to not force your word into other non-believers. 'Kay, bye.

    • @jamieshoff6199
      @jamieshoff6199 Před 4 lety +113

      @@That_One_User_314 where did all that come from man?

    • @That_One_User_314
      @That_One_User_314 Před 4 lety +8

      @@jamieshoff6199 Where I live, there's this homeless dude that rants this kind of things on a daily baiss, even when there's no people at a church XD Not religious myself, but he does make fair points 🤔

  • @hyri3188
    @hyri3188 Před 3 lety +3138

    Co Driver voice option:
    - none
    - calm
    - normal (Standard)
    - harsh
    - aggressive
    - samir mode

  • @LivingIronicallyinEurope
    @LivingIronicallyinEurope Před měsícem +26

    Rare footage captured from the Dali before the crash

  • @arabisoft
    @arabisoft Před 5 měsíci +23

    1:18 desperate for the absolute minimum he tells Samir "No, stay on road" 😂😂 remember Samir? We drive on the road Samir 😂😂

  • @enemywithin1295
    @enemywithin1295 Před 4 lety +5034

    Crew: "We're going to hit the iceberg!"
    Samir: "Shatap"

    • @arjunbiju6978
      @arjunbiju6978 Před 4 lety +9

      Lol

    • @danwat1234
      @danwat1234 Před 4 lety +3

      Hey but throwing it in reverse was a stupid move, can't steer anymore!

    • @LeonJones-xn5kc
      @LeonJones-xn5kc Před 4 lety

      He sed 3 right not tree right Samir try knitting or bingo coz cars ain’t your thing

    • @kaedeschulz5422
      @kaedeschulz5422 Před 4 lety

      @@danwat1234 Not with that long of a boat. The rear moves to the side before the front even has any idea where to go. So turning away wasn't a option since it was so close.

    • @amar....
      @amar.... Před 4 lety +7

      Thats what Titanic's Captain said to the crew..."Shatap"..in a British way.

  • @etfkaurstak2597
    @etfkaurstak2597 Před 7 lety +134216

    i want his voice on my gps.

    • @ChorJazz
      @ChorJazz Před 6 lety +1596

      MTF StauKar same xD

    • @boboutelama5748
      @boboutelama5748 Před 6 lety +3396

      Is there any way we can send this to TomTom ?

    • @downbey915
      @downbey915 Před 6 lety +590

      duuuuude hell yeah

    •  Před 6 lety +204

      Same XD

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote Před 6 lety +126

      Hahahaha

  • @okalsdi
    @okalsdi Před 9 měsíci +11

    "Don't tell me how to drive." - Samir
    That pretty much sums it up 😂

  • @Theboyfromjupiter
    @Theboyfromjupiter Před 4 dny +1

    I love how we can all agree this is the average driving with mom experience

  • @mentalstriker3009
    @mentalstriker3009 Před 3 lety +3855

    Samir how many people you killed while driving?
    *Samir: Yes*

    • @Nexus104
      @Nexus104 Před 3 lety +16

      Gta Theme intensifies

    • @alvarosuarezdiaz5957
      @alvarosuarezdiaz5957 Před 3 lety +35

      Samir: Shut up, don't tell me how to drive

    • @timfahey9259
      @timfahey9259 Před 3 lety +15

      @@alvarosuarezdiaz5957 it's actually pronounced "Shat ap"

    • @hilljackzack7284
      @hilljackzack7284 Před 3 lety +2

      This is what it was like when my dad taught me how to drive.

    • @Venopon
      @Venopon Před 3 lety +1

      *shut up

  • @ghad6799
    @ghad6799 Před 3 lety +14582

    "Don't tell me how to drive"
    Says that to the guy who's job is to tell him how to drive

  • @NessIsMore4U
    @NessIsMore4U Před měsícem +10

    SAMIR YOU ARE CRASHING THE BOAT

  • @billybash01
    @billybash01 Před 8 měsíci +9

    For the man who plays by their own rules .. Samir by Dior

  • @MrYabber
    @MrYabber Před 3 lety +7865

    Samir: *almost runs guy over*
    Co-driver: “Sammy you have to listen to my calls!”
    Samir: Shuddap

    • @vyws
      @vyws Před 3 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rikupv
      @rikupv Před 3 lety +39

      Samir is a culprit of the Kimi Räikkönen philosophy of "shut up I know what to do"

    • @daniyalyousuf3635
      @daniyalyousuf3635 Před 3 lety +11

      then the co-driver said "im just advising"

    • @ktmmaen5891
      @ktmmaen5891 Před 3 lety +3

      Nice we've got the same profile pic

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Před 3 lety +3

      Samir private youtube channel:
      czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html

  • @GalacticSquanch
    @GalacticSquanch Před 9 měsíci +11

    I'm just imagining having this guy as your DMV examiner when taking the road test for your license 😭😅

  • @atomhayts
    @atomhayts Před měsícem +28

    SAMIR SAMIR NOT THE BRIDGE SAMIR MEDIUM LEFT UNDER THE BRIDGE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY CALLS.

  • @hugestinky
    @hugestinky Před 3 lety +8765

    In school, Samir told his teachers to stay quiet.

  • @Capmarusergiu
    @Capmarusergiu Před 4 lety +5062

    Guy: "Samir you need to turn on the engine first"
    Samir: "Shat up, don't tell me how to drive"

  • @trelcomultiskilledtraders1334
    @trelcomultiskilledtraders1334 Před 8 měsíci +10

    The "shutup.. dont tell me how to drive" at the end 😂😂

  • @julioomega96
    @julioomega96 Před 3 měsíci +7

    It’s hilarious when he says “I beg you” like he knows he put his life at stake for this

  • @Chuuniboy
    @Chuuniboy Před 3 lety +6085

    Guy: “yOU nEeD To liSTeN!”
    Samir: “Shat ap!”

    • @Mrjoboo1
      @Mrjoboo1 Před 3 lety +66

      Its one word “shaddap”

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yuvalmindel3902
      @yuvalmindel3902 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mrjoboo1 SHADAB

    • @OswellMusic
      @OswellMusic Před 3 lety +2

      TRIPLE CAUTION STAY CENTRE!!!

    • @vinniehuish3987
      @vinniehuish3987 Před 19 dny

      You do understand that randomly inputting capitalization doesn’t change the pronunciation of the word right lol

  • @ray-j2718
    @ray-j2718 Před 3 lety +5041

    Wife: where's the children
    Samir: shat ap

  • @akramdarwazeh1662
    @akramdarwazeh1662 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Watch this video once a year. It always makes my day

  • @deepgaming1360
    @deepgaming1360 Před 9 měsíci +24

    I'm sitting in my college library and i had to control every cell of my body to not start laughing my ass off😂

  • @teufelhunden8308
    @teufelhunden8308 Před 3 lety +6892

    Waiter: How would you like your steak, sir?
    Me: Medium left

    • @wuunm924
      @wuunm924 Před 3 lety +40

      Your killing me😂

    • @ballaking1000
      @ballaking1000 Před 3 lety +58

      “Take a hard straight”

    • @AkmanG
      @AkmanG Před 3 lety +11

      I wasn't ready for this XD

    • @Herp234
      @Herp234 Před 3 lety +16

      This comment is fucking FUNNY

    • @Herp234
      @Herp234 Před 3 lety +5

      @@sentinelrecon8836 Hop off, bitch.

  • @p.r.e.m.k.e.r.7344
    @p.r.e.m.k.e.r.7344 Před 4 lety +26001

    Putting his voice into GPS is milion dollars idea

    • @dadkwashere
      @dadkwashere Před 4 lety +1731

      TURN MEDIUM LEFT, TURN MEDIUM LEFT, I'M BEGGING YOU

    • @Zerotwo-ks8rg
      @Zerotwo-ks8rg Před 4 lety +54

      400th like 👍

    • @peksn
      @peksn Před 4 lety +271

      Holly shit someone needs to actually do this

    • @peksn
      @peksn Před 4 lety +55

      btw do you gous know if the audio is real? Like is it voiced over or is it the original audio?

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 Před 4 lety +148

      dadkwashere LISTEN TO MY CALLS! Recalculating. Continue north for 1.5 miles

  • @sethbrown5856
    @sethbrown5856 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Samir- “don’t tell me how to drive”
    Also Samir- *almost hits a spectator, runs into rebar, spins out multiple times* 🤣🤣

  • @ljg5795
    @ljg5795 Před měsícem +6

    Samir drives boats now

  • @devinmccanna645
    @devinmccanna645 Před rokem +7406

    Co-driver: “TRIPLE CAUTION!!!”
    Samir: 🗿

  • @kewuo
    @kewuo Před 4 lety +4740

    *crashes into safety tape*
    "dont tell me how to drive"

  • @Ripen3
    @Ripen3 Před dnem

    "Don't tell me how to drive" Literally his job

  • @Tischrekord
    @Tischrekord Před 4 měsíci +7

    Can’t believe there is a PlayStation trophy named “samir” in the game “art of rally”, where you need to get terminal
    Damage, probs to that Easter egg

  • @okietc1889
    @okietc1889 Před 3 lety +2578

    * plot twist *
    Samir doesn’t understand English

  • @dylandolsky440
    @dylandolsky440 Před 4 lety +5744

    Battlefield 4: "Recker!"
    Call of Duty: "Ramirez!"
    God of War: "Boy!"
    Dirt Rally: "Samir!"

  • @markdavis2316
    @markdavis2316 Před 28 dny +2

    This was me teaching my daughter to drive😂😂😮

  • @DrGintOki
    @DrGintOki Před 3 dny +1

    "Shut up"
    That's freakin hilarious 😂

  • @hohnjopkins5705
    @hohnjopkins5705 Před 3 lety +4122

    Police: sir do you know how fast you were going?
    Samir: shat up

  • @theredlord6178
    @theredlord6178 Před 3 lety +4741

    *samir:* is born
    *Doctor:* "Congratulations! It's a bo-"
    *Samir:* "Shadap"

  • @samirsuperman8856
    @samirsuperman8856 Před 3 měsíci +5

    As a samir i can say this is funny

  • @keyes8495
    @keyes8495 Před 21 dnem +3

    "Samir, you're breaking da car."
    "Shaddup, don'd dell me whad do do."

  • @maxmaiden4861
    @maxmaiden4861 Před 3 lety +9576

    The guy sounds like he's pleading for his life and Samir is just driving like he doesnt have a care in the world.

    • @maxdavies9958
      @maxdavies9958 Před 3 lety +310

      Samir does what Samir wants

    • @bigdanslivestreams4060
      @bigdanslivestreams4060 Před 3 lety +34

      Am I the only person that didn't come here from recommendations and just heard it mentioned in a Reddit comment? 🤔🤔😂😂😂

    • @maxdavies9958
      @maxdavies9958 Před 3 lety +11

      @@bigdanslivestreams4060 I saw it on Reddit too, so came over to see what all the fuss was about.

    • @bigdanslivestreams4060
      @bigdanslivestreams4060 Před 3 lety +16

      @@maxdavies9958 I just read a comment saying "the Samir you're breaking the car" video, which I hadn't heard of and I'm glad I checked it out, because this is my new favourite video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maxdavies9958
      @maxdavies9958 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bigdanslivestreams4060 Yeah I saw a small clip of it and wanted to see the full thing so i came here and it didn't disappoint.

  • @Pinball_Wizard
    @Pinball_Wizard Před 3 lety +5249

    1:54 “Samir you’re breaking the car!”
    “shut up”
    lol

  • @papanino4415
    @papanino4415 Před 5 dny

    "You have to stay on the road, Samir!" Certainly good advice.

  • @Stanky_Foot
    @Stanky_Foot Před 3 měsíci +3

    I can't laugh at this anymore after learning the aftermath of this video. The world is a terrible place.

  • @mrpenguin4350
    @mrpenguin4350 Před 3 lety +2940

    Guy: *MEDIUM LEFT!!!*
    Samir: Tf is that

  • @JoMcD21
    @JoMcD21 Před 2 lety +9936

    Samir: _"Dontellmehowdodrive"_
    That's literally the only reason there's anyone else in the car with you, Samir.

  • @gavryy2549
    @gavryy2549 Před 8 měsíci +4

    The craziest thing is that calling out directions to the driver is a real occupation in rally racing

  • @satanyanko
    @satanyanko Před 8 měsíci +3

    To think that this video was made by a rival driver to make Thapar and Ponnusamy look like amateurs and almost ended their careers… hours of footage compiled into few minutes of chaos. I almost feel bad for laughing but it truly is comedy gold.

  • @MrGrimBG
    @MrGrimBG Před 3 lety +8925

    They need to add this co-driver as a DLC in Dirt Rally.

    • @theman1657
      @theman1657 Před 3 lety +241

      Just pre programmed with insults

    • @ba-it3xz
      @ba-it3xz Před 3 lety +17

      Yes

    • @lgn700
      @lgn700 Před 3 lety +65

      xxB00TILIKKRxx YOU ARE NOT LISTENING MY FRIEND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    • @KitKitChanIsaac
      @KitKitChanIsaac Před 3 lety +5

      v rally 4 dlc plz

    • @beans8474
      @beans8474 Před 3 lety +34

      Focus!! Triple caution! TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!