Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : But he doesn’t go to Weddings Why! Why || Louis C.K
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- Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : But he doesn’t go to Weddings Why! Why || Louis C.K
• Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
But he doesn’t go to weddings because he doesn’t like them because love is the best part of life and we don’t have to imprison it by a wedding.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy
The guy who yelled “Chriiisssst” added value.
I have lost count of how many times Louis CK has made me laugh so hard I cried.
CHRIIIST! And Jesus plus 1… Jesus plus 2… Jesus plus 3… makes me DIE every time
🤣🤣💀
WTF LOUIE, THIS IS BRILLIANT!
I've watched his stuff countless times and I can't laugh to other comedy now.
Chappelle is equal just watch all the Netflix specials
Try norm Macdonald
My favorite is making waffles for his youngest daughter.
Give Tom Segura a try, i bet you'll laugh 👍
Try Judah friedlander
Tom Segura
Nate Bargatze
Of course, Bill Burr
Shane Gillis
Dave Atell
I needed a reason to avoid a wedding so I typed up "i refuse to go to weddings" and here I am. I feel better.
it goes shitty, you don't recognize until it's too late, you cry a lot, you move on, it's the best part of life.
Louis' words are my only hope at this moment. He is a few years elder and I very much hope he is right.
"They just wear grass, because they dont even have sticks yet. They are in the Grass Age" 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ with that editing!
just dodging copyright
@@ts4gv I couldn t have imagined this..
It loses coherence tho.. if you want, try to find another way.. thnx for the answer
@@jstllucky I agree, the uploader did a bad job. English might not be their best language. (I didn’t post or edit this video).
@@ts4gv try using the little dude in the right corner to evade flagging 👍
CHRIST!!!
He is a comedic genius. Bring him back
He’s back but you gotta get his specials off his website. His new one had me crying with laughter
He's back - but YOU gotta go look for him.
"Come on Africa" 😂
Didn’t get that one tbh
3:08 everyone knows what's coming, but the beauty of a tiny bit of crowd work can make something hilarious.
2:45 “now come on africa” in counting the years got me
Louis CK is my favorite comedians .... He's so insightful and honest but most of all hilarious as shit. GOAT.
But he is just one man...
@@MasterShakeXYZ oh yeah? why is there an 's' at the end of 'loui" then?
@@theantimatter that is a really good point, theantimatters
@@MasterShakeXYZ no man, come on, show your smarts. you might not be the mastest, but you are master than many. theantimatter is something that theantimatts, a theantimatting thing.
« Love+time-distance= hate » 😂😂🤣🤣
Best line by far
Love it! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love+time - distance = hate
Lmaoo
Why is it breaking in places? I wanna watch the whole thing. Can't have enough of Louis CK.
Probably trying to avoid getting caught in terms of copyright issues.
Nope, that’s called censorship.
That "Jesus" shouting was such a spot on.
If you ask a Thai in Thailand what year this is they will tell you 2565. They use the Buddhist calendar.
When do they celebrate New Year's Eve?
"Come on Africa...5,6" 😂
and that's why Africa is a dozen years behind. ps i am african
Ethiopia and Egypt started counting the Christian way since Christ was born and the Catholics took over and made it 8 years later.
Ethiopians are still 8 years behind the rest of the world because they refuse to accept this.
That's hilarious, poor Africa 😂
The funniest part was the dude in the crowd. Louis is a beast
Why did they cut out the “Daddy who’s Jessus? None of your business.....” part?
So it doesn't get filtered out homie
Because youtube filters videos by sequence so if you cut every x seconds, it likely won't get discovered
Here's your f*cking soup hahahaha!
That dude Christ!!was great!!!
Little girl - "Daddy, who's Jesus?"
Louis - "Don't worry about it. Go back to bed."
😂😂
I miss him
"The Jews are quietly keeping track" LOL.....
Turn up the volume please. Guarantee you'll get way more views
8:58 “you are either alone…or you are in a sh***y thing”.
That’s it. Those are really your two options.
Love this guy so much! So sad we don’t see him anymore, he’s a genius of comedy
He is very much back, he has multiple new specials and a trailer for a new movie he directed!
They don't even have sticks yet lol
Awesome video! Subscribed
Since the sun did a blipadablip something"
love + time - distance = hate hahahhaa
Louis ck is secretly hilarious.
He kept it a secret for a little bit when he went through his pretentious woke phase. But thankfully that seems to be over.
@@HiveDes when was that? I dont recall
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@@malcolmxxx86
Ok
Louis CK face remind me of my vice principle at school, he taught geography.
🤣🤣🤣
Somebody censored it, not edited.
The Editing is painful
The editing makes me want to die a horrible death
6 months have passed, are you alive??
Oh
Does no one else think its absolutely bonkers that we've been counting years since the death of a man that people still question the existence of? It completely baffles my mind dude
There’s no debate if Jesus existed. That’s a fact.
It isn’t based on him. He was born in 3CE
@@jordangrubb5006 "Jesus" never existed. It's a metaphor for the Sun. Christianity was back then worship of the Sun. That's why there's a Sun on every door, ceiling and picture of "jesus". "Cross" is just the tool you use to measure the size of the Sun so you can calculate coming of winter, spring, etc. Every priest knows this. Ask any one of them before saying such stupid thing again.
What a load of bullshit that sun thing is.
And to the guy who says Jesus existed, you need to talk to Historians and tell them they're wrong in their expertise and that you know better than them.
@@jonathanallard2128 calm down dude, you're getting mad over nothing
That famous astronomical event when sun deedabludub smth
What is the name of this special?
Why are there pieces cut out?
Unfunny people
Now that is a pastor that I’d be watching in church. Christians gotta praise their religion more as a fckn winner!
Y2K would have been nothing compared to what they had to do to switch to the Gregorian calendar. Had to go back to minus infinity.
That's not really how calenders work, but Louis is funny.
It isn't? This is a learning moment
Hey hey, calendars differ in many places... Good show though.
increase the volume its not a joke
its annoying that parts are skipped out...
They cut out the Chinese jokes
Not gonna get far in the hundred acre wood with those jokes.
Reading Pa does kinda suck
It wasn’t based on his birth it, he was born in 3 CE
Ok so why do we say bc and and then
Jesus was two Jesus was three Jesus was four..lmao
volume is way too low. why post videos if people can't hear them?
China has a different year…
I didnt know Jewish people use a different calendar! 5766? When does it start?
When Jews discovered God and bible was written. People exist even before it but that’s when first religion created. Orthodox Jews following both calendars.
UPSET. Weddings .. yeah kinda. Like look . See it. next. Look see it ... Next. ....look .......see it ....yeah. Next. Ok ...look .see it .. next. How I see it's hard to love . Impossible 💋😘 K
Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie
Louis CK censoring himself? hmmm
Not China Louis.
Not Japan. Oops! C'mon
CRIIIIIST
Sorry... 2565 is the calendar year is...
There is no year 0.
Of course there are other calendars like the Chinese calendar and the Hindu calendar, but we stick to Christian when talking to the West because Imperialism.
Jesus w/ the every punchline taken out, must be intentional
🙄
Not only does the editing suck, but there's only 3 minutes about weddings. Looks like someone is afraid of CZcams so they won't accurately title their sh*tty video. I'm blocking your recommendation.
would you prefer no video at all because of copyright?
I wish everyone could be as happy as I am, but first you need to get married, have years of torment, have your heart ripped from your chest, run through a dull rusted grinder, by the person that "loves" you, then get divorced, then make that last alimony payment, only then can you have my level of happiness. Or you could just stay single, spend all that money on yourself doing what you enjoy, only when you want to and wallow in self pity about how your single life sucks.
Hahaha yeah I skipped the wedding charade... I love my dog 😆
As muslims we have no problem with Jesus pbuh
We love him and we believe in his miracle birth so we agree on the gregorian calendar
*The day you celebrate as his birthday is actually a pagan holiday that was celebrated in rome
Jesus birthday was in summer
You hate weddings .. I don't hate weddings or a happy couple.. I hate I was made to not really feel like it. Like no we love the Tom Boy .. it's like .....you like it. I don't...plus ,. 2022..... I think this is more quality looks for partner.. upset. Like. Totally upset. I'm not saying fat FUCKS. I am saying just right. .....I'm bitter. I am. But ...look at where say boy keep working got me .,. Eeee xoxo 💋😘 K
#Christ!
First!
Simp
Hallelujah Jesus Christ. Blessed savior for all people.
Grow up.
@@jonathanallard2128 looks like they are a year older now. Guess u got your wish 🤣
@@bigtxbullion ;) clever boï
The reason it isn't a complete win, and not his strongest routine, is that, more and more, people are using CE and BCE rather then AD and BC. Also, due partly to the rise of the internet, Christianity is being more and exposed for its absurdities. I think church attendance and people identifying as Xtians was going down before this, but, either way, how long before it's the fringest of fringe beliefs?
My people were still using the Bulgarian calendar 200 years ago, before it was forbidden and replaced by the Grigorian. Since it is the most accurate sun calendar to date, it was suggested that it becomes the standard one worldwide. Only 2 countries disagreed. And by the way, we are now the Year 7530. Funny though... My ancestors were in possession of advanced knowledge 75 centuries ago, but if you look out wikipedia you will found out, they were a savage barbarian tribe, uncapable to even write down their names.
Now that's what I call quality comedy at it's finest!
Wishful thinking
Not the pagans? Planets, days of the week, calendar, hours on clock, constallations, alphabet, periodic table, common law, political systems....
The romans became all christian if you forgot
Edited Chinese joke
it's not true that for the entire human race this is 2022. In 4 countries the year is completely different and a bunch have their own version beside the gregorian calendar (year 2022)
No better way to edit this the way you wanted it huh??? Wow man horrible job......at least Louis ck is hilarious and makes up for it
Is this a 12 y.o. A D. Who chopped up the video?
Been listening to some Louis C.K. clips on a road trip. Every clip on this channel has terrible audio and terrible editing. Channel should take it all down.
So Christianity unified the world around a common denominator? Is that bad?
Christians did that. Not Christianity itself.
Nowhere in Christian doctrine does it talk about that concept so yes, Christians did that, but it could've been any religion. Christianity isn't special just because Rome was extremely powerful at the time and Constantine decided he would become Christian and force everyone else to be one too.
Not a bad thing now, but the way it happened, a bad way.
Who said it was bad, chill out
It’s comedy…
@@jonathanallard2128 except Constantine kinda shit on true Christianity and made his own version and then made everyone follow it
@@earthisflat Whatever "true" Christianity is?
What an annoying set
Terrible editing!
He is painfully ignorant of Islam
Time went back to year zero with Mohammad. Copied the Christians ideas
And that's one of the many reasons I'm a big fan of his! Islam in 2022 bro? Get real. Nobody with half a brain cares about nonsense a couple middle-ages arabs scribbled on a piece of parchment in the desert... Islam has been debunked for a long time, get up to speed!
LOL! You base this on his standup? Be assured, he knows a lot about Islam.
@@koho I didn’t ask for your assumptions, or your assurances.
@@freshham7399 Well, it's the YT comment section! And anyway, you needed them. I'll make you a deal: you don't make ignorant comments, and I won't reply to them.
He is Christian.
Just scared to admit it
Because it will make him a pastor
The first 5 minutes was preaching
Yup, that's gotta be it.
You haven’t seen his other bits, he’s obviously atheist. He even says “it makes sense if you’re Christian but what the fuck are the rest of US doing?” Implying he’s not Christian
Its not the same year in every culture though. He really isn't funny