Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Nine eleven Deniers Sorry!! || Louis C.K
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- Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Nine eleven Deniers Sorry!! || Louis C.K
• Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
His kids and he were having breakfast the other day, and they're listening to a story where they kept using the phrase. “9/11 deniers.”, and it’s a group of people that think September 11th was a conspiracy. His daughter thought they were saying nine 11-deniers.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy
"I'm Chineser than a muthufuckuh" is probably my favorite stand up comedy line of all time
Same here lol
I lived in SHANGHAI. CHOP STICKS AND WHATNOT! HA!!!
I say it weekly...here in Beijing.
@@saturn9records It's Shang-haaaaaiiii.
@@jamesr141 😂😂😂
"CAMPAMPATES." That kills me :D
“Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny.” Brilliant.
In your american nation honey only the stereotypes that your media consider offensive are seen as harmful.
This is why I find it very hard to stand you americans. Trust me I'm trying to like you.
While we're at t please keep your nation far away from ukraine. You've seen help from usa when it comes to war too many times throughout history. We know.
@@fyfyi6053 bro... Your country... Who the fuck you think your talking to you think he's gonna call up Joe Biden and be like yo get tf out, aquire a brain please And thank you
@@fyfyi6053 maybe start a Twitter or something your comment was relevant for two seconds then you went off on your random political nonsense...no...body..asked...so...keep...your...mouth...closed
@@fyfyi6053 Scores of MILLIONS in the US are red-pilled now. There are sheep all over the world.
Subjectively, the greatest comedian ever.
I agree the guy's pretty funny.
But does he have the natural wit of conan? The acting that chris tucker puts in a stand up?
Another thing that bothers me about ck is that he always has to tell us some of his opinions about life or politics. Some of them are radical, they're wrong and... can I use the word "american"?
Yea cuz conan and tucker never talk about their opinions or come off as over the top. That's definitely not something every comedian does.
It's ok if you don't like Louie's style or approach, but I don't think the criticism is really valid. Cheers
I think Louie and Chappelle are tied for second place with Carlin the all time champion.
After George Carlin. He was the trailblazer. In fact Louis himself said that he had no career until he decided to be like George
Genius, original and the definition of an artist.🐐.
The nine eleven-deniers joke was enough. It was great. But, the way he kept going and got so much more out of it as if they actually existed was genius.
Ya reminds me of his bat man joke 😆
@@ecko3003 haha he kept going and going
You reading all this comments on CZcams about Louie has confirmed to me that dictionaries back in every home. Cuz I don’t think you know what the word Genius is?
@Pierce Van Dommelen and thank you for being a “genius “
No one denies 9/11. A group of people were not satisfied with the official reports on what happened and asked for another investigation and we're called "conspiracy theorists" which is just the CIA term for "critical thinkers."
9/11 was a set up, look into it instead of being a foolish sheep that believes everything you're told. Start with building 7, and then look at the Pentagon. You barely even have to look at the twin towers to be able to tell that a couple of aluminum planes could not make two huge steel sky scrapers fall from the bottom.
I was a teacher. “What happens if I get really, really good at it?” “Nothing. Nothing happens”. Truer words were never said.
dont flatter yourself, you werent really, really good. not even close.
I'm sorry you felt you had to write this :-/
@@Chocolatnave123 damn cheer up pal
@@Chocolatnave123 Anime pfp detected, opinion invalid.
I still remember my best teachers and they're somewhat to thank for my success. I never think about the CEO of Walmart or whatever.
But yeah you're not going to get a fat bonus like other professions etc
I’m really not into stand up Comedians, Louis CK isn’t really a Comedian… he’s someone who speaks about the truth. His brilliant honesty,and amazing ability to talk about the simplest issues FEELS 100% unrehearsed. He walks on stage and just starts talking. He makes me laugh so hard, I can’t breathe ❤️
This guy can just make comedy out of literally anything
Like, _LITERALLY!_
would be great if he was funny....but maybe he is, if you are 15 years old
This is the comedy equivalent of that scene in Amadeus when Mozart writes an aria based on his mother in law yelling at him.
@@sea2959 I can tell by your comment I just wouldnt get along with you mate
He does he does
But why does he have to "racialize" an accent like an American Moe Ron
I always crack up at "I lived in Shanghaaaaai"
"nine people who just aint buying this eleven bullshit" - one of the funniest (and adorable) lines in stand up
"she was the goddess of grip, I don't know.." ROFL!!!!
"Mr. PreSiDent! Give us back ONETEEN!!" 🤣🤣👍🏻
"The government took oneteen and replaced it with some bullshit called eleven" LOL OMG this shit is so funny
@Proper And yet they haven’t... Grow up
@Proper naaah
@Proper damn and yet you and no one else did, crazy
@Proper It is not the idea but how it is executed.
It's a parody on Terence Howard
The impression of the Mexican dropping Achilles in the river is the hardest I have ever laughed. Idk why it’s so funny to me.
I made the mistake of watching that part while driving. I swear I almost crashed. I swear
Idk why but as a mexican is even more hilarious, it's just too good
It's cuz you're racist
BECAUSE IT'S ABSURD & FREAKING HYSTERICAL! 😂😂😂😂 THE
G.O.A.T 🐐l
@@GBullockNC seriously? You watch videos while driving?
I like how he grabs onto one quick premise and just dives into it. "Nine eleven deniers" is one of my favorite comedic bits of all time
I love how he slowly goes into character with the 9/11 bit. He slowly drifts from NPR into the 'hood. Priceless.
“I lost the baby in da water.” Lol
I watch and rewatch it... what a talent. He's just too good.
Agreed
i also rewatch it haha
Metoo
New special is out!
@@kathleenosborne6931 44÷
"Who are these children? Just whatever kids live near the building." 😂
2:43 “I’m Chinese-r than a MFer!” Kills me every time 🤣
Louis C.K's pacing skill is just insane. Not only funny but so mesmerizing to listen to him.
Interesting take!
@@luciferianjesuslover9453 One thing about Louie is you can tell he has his pacing and timing down to the second. He wears watches on stage and you'll notice sometimes he checks it. He starts the count as soon as he gets onstage. Just awesome.
@@jonnybriones3340 Wow! Thanks for sharing that very interesting fact.
Yes! I don’t know how he does it. The often awkward starts to his sentences…flubbing some words then restarting. I don’t know how he does it. Is it calculated or is it natural? I feel it’s calculated bc I try to imagine his bits without it and they don’t hit the same. I’ve never seen any comedian present their material that way.
6:13 Gotta love Campampates. Such an inspirational figure.
Haha, every line is so great.
This might be my favorite but in all of standup. I think about it at least once a week.
Love how he said "I recommend not laughing at anything, you'll regret it after the thing"
I can’t stop walking around my house saying “SHANGHAIIIIIII…”
I don’t always agree with his stock picks, but damn Cramer is funny
😏
Lol
He really does look like Cramer in this haha
What?! Kramer from fuckin Seinfeld? Yeah.. NOPE
You should watch Kramer at the Laugh Factory telling the crowd to shut up and what used to happen 50 years ago.
I'm sure there's way more than 9 of them after hearing this!
I've seen Louis CK perform each and every of his jokes hundreds of times, and they still make my belly hurt from laughing.
"Kampampetes" 🤣🤣🤣
7/11 was a part-time job
"she was able to hold on cuz shes a goddess... A goddess of grip or something" that's where my tears start flowing 😂😂😂
I don't know how he does it, but he makes me laugh at terrible things.
That's the point
Are you knew to what comedians do? Cuz he didn’t invent this.
@@salvagemonster3612 are you “knew” to the english language?
A bit like accidently puking in on a giraffe....
I've missed Louis!!!! So glad he's back!
“Chopsticks and what not”
Hahah
The greatest piece of stand up ever
"Don't yell it out if you know! Nobody cares!"
Lol. Thetis the funniest thing I've ever heard.
“It’s Campampates!”
omg, that moment of silence after his daughter says "oh, I thought they were saying *the exact same thing*", until the audience gets it. Beautiful
It gets funny , funnier and hilarious after multiple watches
I actually believed in the 11 deniers chants.
Let’s join the movement to make it oneteen. Once we get that done, we need to start talking about that twelve bullshit
GIVE US BACK ONE TEEN 😂😂
Not gonna lie before I saw this joke I always thought it was werid like where there hell did Eleven come from? The other numbers make sense but 11 and 12 make no sense grammatically speaking it literally sounds like elven and two elve lmao. Maybe it's some werid wiccian shit like the English language has
Hey did anyone think about twelve when he was saying thirteen fourteen fifteen and so on ??!? This guy is a legend
WHERE THE FUCK IS TWELVETEEN
@@MedalionDS9 no no it's TWOTEEN...and yeese WHERE IS OUR MF TWOTEEN
@@RANDOMZ300 Are you sure? Because then we're going to need threeteen and fiveteen.
Twoteen comes after oneteen.
@@JohnMoseley Still better than 99 in French: "quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" - four-times-twenty-and-ten-and-nine. Yes, for realsies.
I’m gonna start the Nine Twelve Deniers. “What happened to twoteen?! MR. PRESIDENT, GIVE US BACK TWOTEEN!”
Also, WTF is up with 110...? If there's an eleven hundred, WHY ISN'T THERE AN ELEVENTEEN?!?
Me and my brother want to join, will we then be the oneteen twelve deniers?
Probably the best joke ever told😂
3.57 lol love the way he dismisses the typical approving squeals, immediately
"Its Campampatees" 😂
Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny 😂😂😂
God, I love Louis.
“We can go 9, 10, 12............. “ hilarious!
Holy shit 50 more seconds and this video wouldve been about 12 minutes long
But... What happened to one-teen ?
Hahaha
Kampampateeeessse!
The way he went from a southern accent to Chinese accent 😂😂😂
There was no Chinese accent, it went over your head
Boy, you been smoking some shit. Chinese accent?
@Sam Who he literally did an Asian accent midway through the joke
@@alexconor7067 no he said it was an Asian accent as a joke cause it obviously wasn’t asian
@@alexconor7067 No he didn't. It was an "hood" accent but he said he was Asian, implying it was a hood Asian guy. The accent itself was just a generic "hood" accent and the Asian part was just to add a surprise in there. Seems some people aren't getting the nuances of his jokes. Lol
im so honored and grateful i got to see this man live
Ditto
Jealous
You weren’t spattered with his sputum.
His insight into the innocence of childhood is spot on .
Telling too.
This bit is GOAT status
Louis! One and only!
He's just funny. I love it, guilty.
This might be literally my favorite 10 minutes of stand-up comedy
Nobody can get mad at Louis CK for using a Mexican accent. They’re not allowed to. He literally is Mexican!
The palest Mexican!
@RockMeAmadeus as a mexican myself, I truly love his mexican accent, being totally honest. Actually any voice he makes just makes me crack.
Nobody was. Who asked you?
As a native Spanish speaker, his accent is perfect. Especially the soft Rs and the way he pronounced "slip"
@RockMeAmadeus As someone else said, If you are born in Mexico, you are Mexican. He was, so he is. The only way you could interpret him being "let in to your country" would be if you were referring to him being born. Also Judaism is a matrilineal faith. Meaning the status of being considered Jewish is determined by the status of the mother. So if his Jewish heritage was on his fathers side and his mother is Irish (and most likely a Roman Catholic), he is not Jewish. I appreciate the anti-Semitic rant though. Makes it far easier to identify the idiots.
I always come back here when I am down; so pretty much everyday
Definitely in my top 3 favourite comedians, and arguably one of the greatest of all time.
Top 3 are Bill Bur, Louis, and Chris Rock imo
@@carlvargas7911 bill, Louis and George (rip)
@@BastianUllr how is George even a comedian compared to Louis and Bill? His whiny and angry political rants are smartish but far from funny.
I love how his accent slowly changes as the bit continues 😂😂😂
Goddess of grip! Ha!
I lost it when I watched this the first time. I come back to it often for a nice mood booster.
Mr.President give us back one-teen 😂😂😂
This whole bit is gold
Louis is a master comedian. The best joke telling style to get away with offensive jokes
He even says the n word on stage and gets away with it.
"fucking flip flops!" gets me every time
Saw this live at MSG. Cried during this bit…”the friendly man” 😂😅😅😅😅
Who is he supposed to be?
"Daddy do the funny man!" 😆
Greatest comedian alive. No else comes close.
Chappelle?
@@yattaguru Look he's really really good! But I prefer Louis. Chapelle and Burr are right up there. Chapelle makes me laugh and think. Bill makes me laugh. Louis has me rolling!
No clickbait recipes Ever try Anthony Jeselnik?
Definitely different style, but I put him on the same level as Louis, and Chappelle
@@nickrizzo4635 Jeselnik is the embodiment of dark humor! He's like our version of a darker Jimmy Carr. When I'm in a certain mood, Jeselnik is a comic that I listen to, he's very good. But Louis is all day everyday for me.
If you are into Jeselnik check out Jimmy Carr. Bdw his name was cannon Hinnant. Media bias is deplorable.
I don’t think jeselnik comes close to louis ck and George carlin, their style and timing is both spot on and natural, and jeselnik feels theatric
This is by far one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!!😄😂🤣🤣
4:12 He's commanding the audience in total faith of his bit. This is why he is such a great comedian.
4:37 is another.
"That don't buy this eleven bullshit" LOL
There are actually a dozen of us now.
I managed to get both my parents on board.
everytime I end up crying watching this. Its simply genius. No way you can come up with this idea in a sober state of mind.
If Frank Zappa never did drugs then you can make up anything while sober
@@biggusdickus1689Just imagine how good Frank could have been if he had done drugs.
@@vickielawson3114 Honestly his stuff probably wouldn't have been as interesting since he would have been on a similar brainwave as everyone else at the time who WERE using drugs. His personality wasn't ever diluted you know what I mean?
Not only is this achingly hilarious, it is one of the most brilliant and subtle social commentary.
Right after college I applied for Teach for America, had the interview and didn't get it THANK GOD they passed me up- the 2 places they were interviewing for were Biloxi, MS and Tulsa, OK- the absolute rock bottom with really low cost of living so the stipend was even lower than normal- so lucky I didn't get that
this is just such a great bit. the storytelling is crazy.
I mean he’s not wrong. With logic of naming numbers it should be “oneteen” man I’d love to just hang out with him he’s so hilarious and glad he’s back cuz I had to rewatch his stuff so many times and it’s still funny 😂
Don’t forget twoteen
@@EBjeebies1081 Yes, oneteen implies twoteen.
I mean I mean.
Sarcasm: It makes so much sense to start with “I ‘mean”. You’re clearly clarifying or adding to something you just said, so it was totally warranted.
*_That's one clever, seriously funny guy, right there . Absolutely fearless, I love that..._*
The “Shanghaaaai” deserves to be sampled and turned into a hit song.
Louis is one of my favorite comedians along with Bill Burr, Andrew Schulz & Dave Chappelle. I don't care what he did in his time off stage
yeah okay Andrew
Andrew? 🤢
You had me until Andrew Schultz. His name should be nowhere near Chappelle's. Dude is a tool and thinks he's far more important than he really is.
@@DeadStarShine yeah I dont get Andrew in that list. Funny, sure...but doesnt belong in that list
Burr is the biggest grifter on earth.
His daughter thinking they meant nine 11 deniers 😂😂😂😂
Wake up sheeple. Eleven is bullshit.😁😁😁
My ear is against the speaker...... and he is hilarious.
Sameee hahah
“I don’t mean to offend any Chinese people with the stereotype” line is where I belly-laughed first…
This shit hit different on shroomies 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤧🤧
Thank God there weren't 11 of them or else shit would have gotten WAY too confusing
Look, Jason, I'm sorry, but we drew lots and you have to leave. It's really undermining our message when we have this confusing odd number of people that isn't 10 or 12 but WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS! It's just complicating an already complex issue, and you'll just have to support us from home. If your wife wants to stay then we can be the 10/11 Deniers, but I understand if she also wants to leave. 9/11 sounds a bit more catchy, but I can't figure out why.
I'm sorry, your comment just made me think way too hard about it and got me laughing haha
They just need to convince 2 more people and they will be the oneteen eleven deniers
YES! Finally someone uploaded this! One of my favorite Louis CK bits
911 deniers. Oh I thought 9 people who deny the the number 11. 💀😂😂😂😂
I LOST ALL MY SHIT!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ONE TEEN. BRILLIANT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Had to come back to this today
Still brilliant! Love the Nine - 11 deniers joke 😂
The way he slowly transitions into the voice is fucking masterful.
Shame how this guy got cancelled. Best comedian on the circuit
Achilles was her first child.
The rest died when she dipped them in the Styx.
That's why she didn’t dip him twice.
She was overjoyed that her survived the first dip where his siblings had not.
She wasn't taking any more chances.
Greatest comedian ever!
Mutha fu_kin 18!
4:04 LOL the best within the flow, great
7:52 the goddess of grip haha
Achilles’ mother, Thetis, the first mother against double-dipping.
pure comical talent
It was and he is just awesome. Love louis