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Last part was a little dark lol

He is ok.

The horror movie analogy is SO perfect!

Long live CK!

*yawn*

He is out there! so funny!

The clown said..."If you can't your fat-ass down here by 10:30 then you're getting a burger."🍔...💀

3:22 sardaukar‘s chant was born

I'd love to see someone in Ronald McDonald cosplay angrily act out the bit at 6:05. "If you can't get your fat ass down here for ten thirty your gettin' a burger!"

Bill Burr is the only one that can get away with joking about drunk driving LOL

Will be considered, if not best, top 3 stand-up comedians. Don't matter what race, gender, or whatever the world separates us by they laugh! Ku- F'n- dos!

now imagine being a raging lunatic that can't stop eating pork chops bill!

McDonald’s actually lost control when they started with fish fillet sandwiches - which I love.

I mean no one does it better than Louis.

This is the worst example of a human being , Worst of the worst .

He’s so talented and funny. It’s sad to see his nuts snipped and gone woke. Choose your wife and life carefully.

You think food is expensive, stop over eating prepared processed food.

I think the reason boys ask a girls friends before asking out the girl is evolutionary biology. They are subconsciously scouting out fertility details like a checklist, girls do the same thing without even knowing it. Louis always makes you think

I swear Louis converted more people to atheists than any one in history 🤣

This is just one of the best bits I've ever seen.

He is just the best. No one comes near to his intelligence and sheer skill.

These women are a Monistat seven at best

hahaa amazing

czcams.com/video/V9ndxrlvw5k/video.htmlsi=4M8rMWqFecERcdqj Bill should put out a fitness video where he rants until you finally get on the treadmill. Here’s a few embarrassing tips from a guy shredding the pounds.

Not my idea,an.

Bill Burr’s fat shaming has motivated me. I poured out the beers and am walking it off. czcams.com/video/-ssdu0gBTYk/video.htmlsi=FSdmgNjckL2WDsh2

HE COULD EASILY BE STRONG MEMBER OF CONGRESS

When McDonald’s was caught making meth in their kitchen the cops let them off when they realised it was the healthiest thing on the menu.

As a weed smoker, I can confirm breakfast foods are best later in the day. Honey nut cheerios at 11 PM are so good.

I love how he tells 3 perspectives on a single joke, all at once. Which is incredible.

Public school is awful.

That middle school bit is one of the best bits ever done. So accurate and a crazy degree of difficulty getting the crowd on your side.

this cognac is 500 years old… 300 years ago

Louis ck, CMOOMNN ILOVEYOU

I NEED more Louis CK standup. Ive seen all of it several times. He just got better and better with age

NICE LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE

i REALLY fought so hard to sit through it, but holy shit his voice is so fucking irritating… i’m out, still love burr tho! maybe he’s still a standout character 💪🏻 altho i can’t help but sense he’s got major insecurities…

i LOVE the badass security bill burr has… he knows how physically ugly he is and totally capitalizes on it… wish more dudes could be alpha like him 💪🏻

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

“i do not recommend clapping for anything…”

The last time I walked in to order at McDonalds i noticed they had the calories of each item but not a price. If you need to count calories or if your on a budget dont eat there.

He is the best !!!

Where can I see the full show without these cuts?

With so many contraceptives available, and the fact that only 1% of borts are due to grape and insence, i think theres way too many "mistakes" for it to be a healthy society.

I despise the way this is edited

The best comedian of all times

What is the name of this special?

GAY

Love this guy hitching a chess with it and let’s laugh about it cause that’s life

These women laughing and applauding give me chills. No, it's not your body. It is your baby's body forming inside you. Your body recognizes it as a foreign object. That's why you experience morning sickness and all other pleasantries of pregnancy. Baby is NOT your body, ladies. When you abort, you kill. Simple as that.