Honest Bass Pro Shops Employee
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- čas přidán 16. 08. 2020
- Carhartt, Wrangler, Mossy Oak...that's the redneck holy trinity." Comedian John Crist imagines what Bass Pro Shops employees would really say if they were honest.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com - Komedie
"Bass Bro Shops." So simple. Yet nobody's said it until now.
Genius 😂
So expensive.
Lol
I am just one of the guys! *adjusts the bra* Yeppers! *belch and adjust the baseball cap*
0:59 “This is perfect if you want to... traumatize everyone at the airport.” 😂😂😂 how do you do it John?! Perfection😂😂😂
That was hilarious
My favorite part 😃
I don’t get it?
@@stormyeffects4795 kinda looks like a rifle case if you are the type to see evil guns everywhere
Brandon Dirocco
Why would carrying a gun in a case scare everyone? It is legal to transport firearms responsibly.
When he talked about the clothes colors I didn't even see any clothing.
Me either
They were camouflaged! That’s why I couldn’t see them 😮
Yeah the racks were completely empty
There were clothes there? Jeez. I think I need some glasses.
This is top quality humor
“I don’t know what the logo means but I have the sticker on my truck”
Way too accurate
Before browning died: *be one of the most influential firearm designers/engineers in all of human history*
Browning after John Moses died: everyone and their girlfriend has the browning sticker on their vehicle
Right!!
It’s a deer head…
If anyone is wondering what the sign says at 2:04 - "Notice! This place is politically incorrect. We say Merry Christmas, One Nation Under God, Give Thanks To Our Troops. If this offends you, LEAVE."
...Dude, I just wanna buy some fishing hooks. Stop trying to get me to sign your "Arrest Hillary Clinton" petition.
@@BradleyStegall and oddly enough she's still free when most of his best people have been charged/jailed or indicted. f'in politics is ridiculous anymore, will we ever go back to when who you voted for wasn't your defining characteristic?
@Matthew Thornton fair
@@BradleyStegall AMEN!!
I got my parents this mat for Christmas last year. They loved it. I gotta get myself one now!
"Cabela? That's what I'm going to name my first daughter." I know a guy who actually did.
Hahaha! That's brilliant.
It's actually a nice name
My friend's baby boy is named Case!!
Why am I not surprised?😂
@@theresafay7184 what an interesting choice.
finally people are starting to realize that camo is a color
Bass Pro sells a shirt that says "Camo is my favorite color"
I saw nothing
Camo is a category of colors, since there's forest, desert, ocean, and other versions of camouflage.
@@MarkMcDaniel whoosh
Wore it when I was sworn in and yep that says it all
I would have guessed that he was going to go to Cracker Barrel for dinner afterwards....
YES😂
Cracker Barrel is more for the Subaru crowd.
No, that’s breakfast
He would just go to hemingways upstairs
If you’re at good bass pro... they’ll have a restaurant inside
A salt and battery..... almost a dad joke. Cracked me up 🤣😂
It may gonna sound stupid but..WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX THOSE 2?🙄(asking for a friend)
Assault and battery
It is the epitome of a dad joke.
@@anitadeoliveira9173 🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was the only one.
“The Joe Biden apparel hasn’t come in yet” 💀💀 and the bass pro shops sticker ain’t ever more true
Hahhaha ! Sorry grandpa Joe forgot about it .
Jamie Newman so true
Ha “ let’s make America fail again” it should read . 😂😂😂
@@1wtrahan 😅 there has been a crisis and wars starting under every Republican president when are Republicans gonna make America great again?
@@samcalven12 well heck you could’ve answered that yourself, when the Republicans get back the office and senate , remember they have a lot of fixing to do after the Democrats get out again ,. Vote Trump don’t forget 🙂👍
John is so Politically Correct That he is Politically incorrect .
Thats so original
If anyone is ever in Springfield, MO you should really make a trip to the aquarium at our Bass Pro. Just saying.
Amen. Best Bass Pro. Don’t forget Wonders of Wildlife and Aquarium
Yes
Yep!!
I didn't know it was a big amazing one
SO TRUE! I live in VT but my best friend lives in the Ozarks over there. She insisted I visit that Bass Pro and the Aquarium. A. MAZ. ING. What a fantastic place.
So funny! 😂I’m still trying to figure out the deer, stump, Turkey quote...that messed with my head 🤣🤣🤣
Me too. If you figure it out come back and share the wisdom.
I think it means that Turkeys are easier to scare than deer. So they are probably claiming that Turkey hunters are extra good. LOL!
You can hunt a deer from a tree stand and they will still walk by even if you aren't perfectly still or well camoflauged. Turkeys have excellent eyesight and are stinkin suspicious. You pretty much need one of the suits that makes you look like a bush, plus absolute silence and stillness to maybe get a shot. I'd rather hunt deer any day 😂
U ain’t the only one
ATebbs1 sameeee
“...harvesting the fields...or starting meth lab” OMG WOWive never heard something more controversially true
"Perfect if you want to relax, take a nap, or you know... have your wife divorce you" I SNORTED
The pins on the shirt really do add to the whole thing 😂
"That's my John 3:16." I felt that.
Pure gold!
I’m sooo glad he’s back!!
Same!
When was he gone?
1111 Subscribers With No Videos? Look it up.
Same
Jack G. .....oh me too! I saw him in Philly & he was sooo good! Glad he’s back from his “rehab”!😳😂🤣
"I've never seen a female here, but you know, fingers crossed." 😣😣😣
Clearly he's never been to the same ones my mom, sister or grandmother went to. Lol
I seen them before
He obviously doesn’t work at the one near me 🤷🏼♀️
lol
Serenity Campbell he doesn’t work at one he just makes it for comedy
I live near Memphis and our basspro is in the shape of a pyramid and has a glass elevator up to the top a river with huge fish in it a hotel you can stay at a bowling alley and several restaurants it’s awsome
Yes! I dropped $700 a night to stay there. Worth it. :)
Thats on the bucket list, but we got the granddaddy here in Springfield. Its not as big, but its the first!
Dude I stayed there awesome place!
Is it weird that I just Googled it to see pictures? 😁
I nearly ran off the road trying to get a good look at the bass pro shop there when I went to the Beale Street Festival several years ago
20 minutes ago and 9 dislikes,well at least we know the haters have their notifications on.
Lol right!
😂😂😂
😂😂
Their*
Dannah thanks😂
“we should just call it Bass Bro Shops”😂👏🏻
I don't know why the "camo" section was empty. Man, I couldn't see a thing.
Not funny at all but nice try. I used to wear camo all the time and I've heard so many lame jokes. People would say I can't see you and I'd have to say I'm not in the woods dumb a$$.
@@blazerwilliams2260 alright but. When we see a person with a invisible body we gotta say something
Forgot "Count the number of Trump flags in the parking lot" game
Answer: Count the parking spaces
I laughed way to hard at this
That’s like trying to count all the stars in the night sky
Bryson Gainey Still three million less than Hillary Clinton got in the 2016 election! The will of the people was not realized!!!
@@wallacebell4311 that's less than 1%, genius. He won the electoral college vote by 10 STATES. Keep crying though, four more years!
I want a fishing pole carrying case, i dont even fish lol
well why not
you could make a spear to put in it
This guy is HILARIOUS 😂😂🤣🤣
He's really not. If you think that making fun of people with something called a opinion that they have such as keeping their kid the gender that they were born isn't funny. It's just dumping he's opinion and things and telling really bad jokes that don't even make sense
“Reinforce gender stereotypes while they’re young” 🤣🤣🤣
Sooooo funny! 😂
I got my girls to like pink and purple. How wrong of me in 2020 lol
I mean why not?
What's wrong with that? Don't confuse them
“Ummm... I haven’t seen the Joe Biden apparel... come in yet.” 😭😭💀
The camo recliner line "or have your wife divorce you" is exactly what would happen if that appeared in our living room, lol. So spot on John, hilarious!
Lol raised at a Garth Brooks concert!! Lol😂😂😂😂😂this is great!!!
As a former Bass Pro employee I’m dying laughing 😂
Okay this is a headless manican with a sledge hammer for some reason 😂😂😂
*mannequin
As someone who used to work at a Bass Pro... this is accurate.
Fun fact: They don’t sell Wranglers at Cabela’s or Bass Pro Shop.
Fun fact. Yes they do! Lol
@@joshhammers5916 not to the ones I’ve been to. They said they don’t carry them.
@@BeaverBoy7 mine they do
Just happy to have the humor back I hate droughts droughtlander and everything about droughts comedy droughts are not funny thank you John for all you do
John crist it’s so great to see some you tube content again! May the lord bless you keep the comedy coming
I've seen a wedding in that Bass Pro shop
Hey John! So glad you’re back!
As a Bass Pro employee, I'm so happy this came on CZcams recommended. I don't know why there is a headless sledgehammer weilding statue either.
Your khakis are pressed way to nicely to be a Bass Pro employee. 😂
This made me realize how great Bass Pro is!
The Golden Corral remark just made it all so relatable 👍
The salt and battery joke was gold.
Everything about this video is perfect.
Man I laughed way too hard at the fishing pole carrying case bit!!
"Bass Bro Shops"
Right on the money. 👌😂
I would def. divorce my husband if he brought home one of those hideous camo recliners! 😂
I would too! 😆
You wouldnt even be able to see it!
Mine would totally buy a camo recliner😅😅 But he hunts, fishes, and loves the country so..what are you gonna do
Michelle Michelle
One of my biggest fights with my hubby of 45 yrs, was over his demand for that recliner.
If we had a separate tv room, then fine.
I WON✅🤩
I want to convert our shed to his man cave.😆
Maybe put a bed in there too.
Its just a recliner wtf is wrong with yall. He didn't beat you! Just bought a chair that he can sell if you really hate it
"Night Bobby" is the nick name of every one of my drunk friend's now. Thank you, John.
What are you talking about "I've never seen a female here"?! You must not be from the south because all southern women I know shop there for clothes. Myself included.
He lives in Nashville
@@Duhandle Ok. So what? Nashville isn't exactly deep south.
@@amyb5625 He's a Southerner. lol It ain't exactly New York City
@@Duhandle No, but it is a rich area. I've been there many times. Rich women don't shop there. Blue collar, southern women do.
@@amyb5625 It's similar to Atlanta for us Georgians. It's all transplants, not exactly the south.
Soooo glad you're back Making us all laugh so much!
Also, as soon as this ended, I was so bummed there isn't a Golden Corral anywhere near us anymore! 😭
Also... Never been in a Bass Pro Shops lol
So glad to see you back! We missed you!
So glad you're back. Others tried filling your shoes but none does this kind of thing so well.
I’m so glad you’re back bro! Those shorts are right up your lane!;)
John I missed you so much and I hope everything is going good with you man
Love it as always❤️❤️❤️
So glad you are back ! Missed you man! You are legendary! Often imitated never duplicated Awesomeness!
I would totally shop there!! I know this is comedy, but I was like, yeah, I’d buy that.. ooh I need that.... TOILET PAPER GUN!!!! Awesome!!
“Harvesting the fields or starting a meth lab”🤣🤣🤣
Had no idea what this was when I clicked on it but glad I did. Hilarious 😀😀
So glad to see you're posting again!
"You'll notice that our prices are almost double that of online retailers. Why is that? Customer service."
Funny. I went there last week and the employees couldnt look more miserable
When my aunt came to visit us from Mexico, one of the first places we took her to was Bass Pro Shop 😂 to be fair, it was Christmas time & the tree 🌲 they have is mesmerizing
FINALLY A NEW VIDEEEOOOO I've been waiting!!
Thank you for making this Fun I love Bass Pro Shops one of my favorite stores as well as Cabelas great video loved it!
You the man Jon 💪
“Okay this here’s the Ladies Apparel section of the store.”
I was today years old when I found out there’s a Ladies Apparel section in the store!
Just to let you know I am stealing "todays years old" and giving you zero credit....🍺😁👍
@@toddc3988 Lol fine be me, I’ll let you have it! 👍
This was great! So glad your back!!!
You bring me joy bro!
I work at basspro and everything he's doing s spot on!
I delight in telling people happy holidays! 😂 seriously people get so triggered 😂 😂 😂
Can’t WAIT for the HOLIDAYS
I love saying Merry Christmas!
LOL! ✝️🙏❤🕊🇺🇸
John, So glad to see you !
This guy is really funny 😄 thank you for the giggles!! 👍🏼
Praying for you, John. You look better. Your eyes seem to have a light in them. Keep moving forward and trusting God. No one's ever too far for His reach. Jesus will never fail you. You're so loved by Jesus. ❤
"That's my John 3:16" X-D
Back to form mate! I love it!
Good to have you back! 🥰🥰🥰
I need that Welcome Mat
Is this an American or Canadian store cause I'm from England and have never heard of this store.
It is the most american store you will ever see
This store is really popular in America and Canada there is also a store really simalar called cabellas
Usa store
@Seanus Patricus lol true but I live in the deep south sooooo I dont know bout in the west and stuff
Hmm...you can't tell this is an American store? I'm an immigrant -- Scot-American, and I could tell blindfolded
Hilarious and brilliant. Thank you John and Merry Christmas 🎁
Loll.good to see you back in form man..
The Bass Pro Shop in Memphis (The Pyramid) is the best!!
I have a feeling that John as never actually been into a bass pro shop before
Yeah, he looked lost, uncomfortable, insecure, unsure
This wasn't funny
Yesss he's back!!
dude, you are HYSTERICAL!
Do you have a canes and cots section? Might find some new Biden merch over there. 😂
"honestly I haven't seen the Joe Biden apparel come in yet" had me dying
This was hilarious and really good!
I'm glad you're back and doing well I've missed you.
This is the one store u gotta go to in a zombie apocalypse tbh idk if they will ever run out of stuff
Mad respect for Christian comedians who make fun of “Christians” who are discriminatory
Nope! Those are the people who claim to be Christians but they really don't follow what's said in the Bible, or even go to church, but go out there and preach and judge but they turn around and sin even more. A person, like John Crist, is an example of not ever being discriminatory to other's and the true Christian people already know it's not their job to judge because they know that's a a sin. Some people judge the Christian people before getting to know who they are and even the media twists the truth around to judge the people who love God. Unfortunately, Christians on this Earth will be judged and prosecuted more and more by non-believer's. A lot of non-believer's are already discriminatory against Christians but they don't see that. And people forget that Christians are people too and no one is perfect. People live by a life of Free will instead, live your life how ever you want because it makes you happy and it's easy to think life is so much easier doing whatever you want but a lot of people are really unhappy because it's a struggle everyday to try and be happy. It's sad that non-believer's think it's ok to judge Christian's more harshly but Christian's aren't allowed to judge anyone or else, Christians will be hated on more. No one is so perfect to judge.
I grew up in Reeds Spring MO about an hour south of Springfield. They take a lot of pride in their original store!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you soooooo much!!!! Keep them coming!
I just got my dad a toilet paper gun for his birthday. He likes it. He shot my car - and his boss.
LOL! That's great!✝️🙏❤🕊🇺🇸
Hes back
i've gotta say, this might be the greatest john crist video ever
I work at Bass Pro and this is hilarious😂. Gonna show all my coworkers
Bro for the longest time I thought the browning logo was like a weird stick man doing a dance
Lol! I hadn't heard that interpretation before now
Same! I used to stare at them for the longest time trying to figure out why so many people in the hick town I grew up in had them.
Buy at BASS PRO SHOPS
I will be from now on!!!
Thank you JESUS!!! WE LOVE YOU LORD!!!! WOO!!!
John Ive shared u with EVERYONE I KNOW....I speak blessings beyond blessings into ur life Bro!!! Amen and SO BE IT
John is spot on with his delivery !!! 😄
i love your videos! literally so funny. :D