Well the way things is going with people becoming more and more stupid soon the AI will be smarter without needing to get any improvements... Lot of people is more like NPCs in a computer game and would not pass the Turing test.
I am an expat Glaswegian and quite honestly this is how everybody there talks all the time. I mean the sarcasm and of course the accent. Still funny but made me homesick. As an aside, I naturally use sarcasm here in Canada and it does not always go down well. I would go crazy if not for my Brit friends who get were I am coming from. Literally.
I can relate to you! I'm from the north east of England, but living in the Philippines now. The humor is sooo different here.. When I'm sarcastic, people think I'm telling the truth then I end up looking like the daft one. Always outnumbered, but at least my husband gets sarcasm... Kind of... 😆
But after two steps , they repeat them three times, to make sure you know what was taught. Then the fifth step sounds identical to the second step, but you all keep quiet in case they go over it again three times more.
Alex Lynch That's hilarious, I love the name you gave it! I'm sure my family would force me to attend if such a thing existed. Can you imagine the meetings though? Everyone would be fighting for their chance to speak, no one would be listening to anyone else, they'd all be talking over each other, and the meetings would last for hours and hours!!
Oh, wait, I just realized the group was actually for the families and not the over-talkers, sorry, my mistake. That would be a very different type of meeting, probably not as interesting, but at least they could vent and finally get a word in. The over-talkers are the ones that really need the help, though, to learn to talk less, let others have their turn, and not keep people hostage with their incessant talking. Not that I know anything about that though...
Some years ago my GP referred me to a MIND course on dealing with anxiety. At the start of the first session the tutor asked us to introduce ourselves........ you could hear a pin drop.
@@sirdeadlock The point is that upon joining a new group, especially a support group for an intimate problem, most people want to be ignored until they are comfortable enough to speak up. I have never joined such a group but I have always wondered if it is like you see in the movies where the leader of the group immediately says "We have a new member, everyone say hello and let's try to make him talk!" I have severe anxiety so I've put off joining such groups because they make it look as though you would be shoved straight in the deep end with introductions and telling your story. If I was comfortable speaking in front of strangers I wouldn't have anxiety...
@@frightbat208 No,just those from Glasgow. Glasgow people always speak as though their sentences are questions . Their voices sort of curl up the way, as though forming a question .
corryjookit: Brilliantly explained, and this from a southerner who gets a nosebleed north of the M4. I’m not being sarcastic - he said holding his head in his hands realising his default CZcams position.
One of the best instances of sarcasm was in a comic strip (!!). One guy introduces a newcomer to the crowd by saying that this is So-and-So; he's a master of sarcasm. One of the crowd says, "Oh yeah? Say something sarcastic, then!" So-and-So replies, "Pleased to meet you."
Yeah, that's so funny, Michael! Ha ha. Don't think I've ever heard anything so hilarious! In fact I'm going to spend the whole evening forwarding it to everyone I know!
I onced read a study that the over-use of sarcasm (which is basically everyone in America now) is directly linked to depression. I find it to be completely exhausting.
Just watch some of the 'Ray' sketches from 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'. It's basically the same premise, only done 25 years ago, when it was an original concept, by comics who were at the top of their game.
That accent; love it. Takes me back to when I was working in and around Glasgow in the '70s. The Muscular Arms... is it still there, in West Nile St ?So long ago now.
Loved this when it first aired,still brilliant and takes me back to the late 70's & early 80's after leaving school when we were ALL STILL ABLE TO LIVE NORMALLY with PROPER JOKES & REALLY HILARIOUS COMEDY SKETCHES!!,along side "Chewin the Fat"-"Still Game"-"Only an Excuse"-"Rab C Nesbit" etc,I wonder what the so called people of this "MENTAL ERA" think of REAL COMEDY?, I doubt it though,doesn't seem to be much of it left anymore does there?,thanks for video recording!!
It was, in the early '90s when Rob Newman came up with the character Ray, a man afflicted with a rare medical condition that gives him a permanently sarcastic tone of voice. There are some of his clips here on CZcams.
Ahahahaha that was really, really, really, extremely funny!!! Like side splitting comedy that hurt my ribs! Keep up the GREAT, GREAT Work 👍😉 No....seriously, soooooo funny! Yep.
Yeah, so it's basically Sarcastic Ray from 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience', only in the plural, with Scottish accents. "Oh no, what a personal disaster!“
Same! And when I actually *am* being sarcasstic, no one can tell (well, people who share my sense of humor can tell but no one in my family shares my sense of humor 😭😭 )!
@@elpanderohabanero2915 There's this thing called typing. You can communicate by that means as well. In fact, you used it. My comment was clearly sarcastic (in tune with the topic) to anyone but the most mentally challenged, so you calling me "dummy" carries a delicious irony.
It's like an AA meeting with everyone doing shots ...
sharon olsen 😂😂😂
Yeah, right... it is a crap group isn't it...
Nooo... D'ya think?
Lmfao It seems like every time u c a show on tv where AA is portrayed, somebody is super drunk.
Commented the same thing almost, before seeing this
Clicked for the accents, stayed for the sarcasm!!
and we are SO happy you shared that with us all.........
@@bluestate69 are you reaaaaaaally?
I love the accents
You all are sarcasmholics.
@@monmalin i think you might be too, the first step is admitting it. we are all friends here.
This was a really good idea for a sketch
insmo really really good
Wis it, aye?
Never
Or is it?
Are you being sarcastic
To be fair, it was never said that they were trying to quit.
point taken... : ]
It's not implicit or anything.
Yes, I'm sure they are just attending for the laughs.
Sarcasm detection should be part of the Turing test. Computers can make jokes now, but it will be a looong time before they can understand sarcasm.
Oh I am REALLY looking forward to it....
Well the way things is going with people becoming more and more stupid soon the AI will be smarter without needing to get any improvements... Lot of people is more like NPCs in a computer game and would not pass the Turing test.
Yeah, that was really, really hilarious and the ending was totally unpredictable.
Congratulations on making it to the end.
I see you have entered the spirit of of the sketch...
They have a place reserved for you!
Nooooooo.
Brilliant comment
I am an expat Glaswegian and quite honestly this is how everybody there talks all the time. I mean the sarcasm and of course the accent. Still funny but made me homesick. As an aside, I naturally use sarcasm here in Canada and it does not always go down well. I would go crazy if not for my Brit friends who get were I am coming from. Literally.
I hear you Desmond, I am from Wales and been in BC for 10 years ago, and sarcasm doesn't go well. :D
NOooooooo
@@AlanHawk You should come to Oz on holiday, we give as good as we get!
Yes Canadians just think we're being rude, it's a tough sense of humour to export.
I can relate to you! I'm from the north east of England, but living in the Philippines now. The humor is sooo different here.. When I'm sarcastic, people think I'm telling the truth then I end up looking like the daft one. Always outnumbered, but at least my husband gets sarcasm... Kind of... 😆
Twelve Step group for families of those who won't stop talking: On&On Anon.
But after two steps , they repeat them three times, to make sure you know what was taught. Then the fifth step sounds identical to the second step, but you all keep quiet in case they go over it again three times more.
Alex Lynch That's hilarious, I love the name you gave it! I'm sure my family would force me to attend if such a thing existed. Can you imagine the meetings though? Everyone would be fighting for their chance to speak, no one would be listening to anyone else, they'd all be talking over each other, and the meetings would last for hours and hours!!
Oh, wait, I just realized the group was actually for the families and not the over-talkers, sorry, my mistake. That would be a very different type of meeting, probably not as interesting, but at least they could vent and finally get a word in. The over-talkers are the ones that really need the help, though, to learn to talk less, let others have their turn, and not keep people hostage with their incessant talking. Not that I know anything about that though...
Sorry if I talked a bit too much ;)
@@KatarinaS. Not at all, I found your input really positive.
Not only is the script really really good. The acting is subtle and brilliant.
Oh sure the script is REALLY really good 😗
Oh aye, I'm sure it is...
They're even sarcastic with the facial expressions! Lol
To be fair to Scott I wouldn't be expecting people to be drinking alcohol at a alcoholics anonymous meeting
When I read the title, I knew this would be funny and on top of it, the characters are Scottish. Lol.
Scottish?? never!!!
No, seriously?
Haggis is Scottish
Irn Bru is Scottish
These characters are Scots ! !
@@JontheBerean No, really. I'd never have guessed.
Wow! All along, I thought they were Nigerian. Good catch!
Thank you for supporting Sarcasmaholics Anonymous, like we really,really need your help.
Really?
You can totally count on my support
I need to join YouTubaholics Anonymous
Welcome Karen
We would all like to hear your story , do you have a vlog ? 😂
Welcome, Karen. I’m Kirsty, and I’m also a CZcams-aholic. (Chronic).
oh really, i thought everyone was anonymous. unless you want to be stalked.
@@whatshisname3304
Not heard of pseudonyms then ?? . . . "shakes head in a sarcastic manner". 😉
@@JontheBerean no idea what that is? i thought you died just over 2000 years ago.
The old saying goes 'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit'. But personally ihave always found it to be the funniest, so long as it's done well!
How long did it take you to work that one out?
You would.
NNNNnnnnOOOOOOOooooooo
@@danieltraina6761 Love it, Daniel!
We are all so very glad to know what you think is funny.
"Was that sarcasm?"
"Noooooo."
"Naw!"
Naw
"NAWWWWWWW!!!"
This is a really, really insightful and useful comment. Thank you, we're all _very_ pleased you contributed.
The bird with the heart shaped earrings is an absolute belter
Brilliant. Lost connection with all my wee keelies 30 yrs gone when the bairns were born. Hearing the voices I miss is like whisky & shortbread.
Isn’t it amusing how in an anonymous group one of the first things they get you to do is introduce yourselves 🤔
lol
Some years ago my GP referred me to a MIND course on dealing with anxiety. At the start of the first session the tutor asked us to introduce ourselves........ you could hear a pin drop.
You can use a fake name or an alias. It's just so the group can tell each other apart.
"That guy needed help." "which guy?" much faster to use a name.
Gerry Berry Is he no' deid?
@@sirdeadlock The point is that upon joining a new group, especially a support group for an intimate problem, most people want to be ignored until they are comfortable enough to speak up. I have never joined such a group but I have always wondered if it is like you see in the movies where the leader of the group immediately says "We have a new member, everyone say hello and let's try to make him talk!"
I have severe anxiety so I've put off joining such groups because they make it look as though you would be shoved straight in the deep end with introductions and telling your story. If I was comfortable speaking in front of strangers I wouldn't have anxiety...
Comedy gold! The accents just make it brilliant! 😂😂
Jackie Child to be fair, Scottish people sound sarcastic all the time!
@@frightbat208 No,just those from Glasgow. Glasgow people always speak as though their sentences are questions . Their voices sort of curl up the way, as though forming a question .
corryjookit: Brilliantly explained, and this from a southerner who gets a nosebleed north of the M4.
I’m not being sarcastic - he said holding his head in his hands realising his default CZcams position.
You don't say!
@@corryjookit7818people from Glasgow do not speak in a way their accent goes up at thr end, what are you talking about?
One of the best instances of sarcasm was in a comic strip (!!). One guy introduces a newcomer to the crowd by saying that this is So-and-So; he's a master of sarcasm. One of the crowd says, "Oh yeah? Say something sarcastic, then!" So-and-So replies, "Pleased to meet you."
Yeah, that's so funny, Michael! Ha ha. Don't think I've ever heard anything so hilarious! In fact I'm going to spend the whole evening forwarding it to everyone I know!
@@williambunter3311 Surely you're not being sarcastic? (I just "liked" your reply, by the way!)
@@michaeljohnangel6359 Ditto, Michael
@Spud Chuffington jones Yeah, but maybe I'm a slow writer!
This is an absolutely fantastic video....
I onced read a study that the over-use of sarcasm (which is basically everyone in America now) is directly linked to depression. I find it to be completely exhausting.
That is really fascinating, you must study lots of interesting subjects.
Thank you for all the original and enlightening comments.
Aren't they brilliant?
It’s the most amazing comment section in modern day history
Those who are not fluent in sarcasm won't understand this. I was laughing my arse off.
Noooohhh. And your arse was "really nice" before. Too bad ye laughed it off. What are we all gonnah like ye for now? Ye "personality?" 💙🏴💙
@David Millar Sarcasm has been linked with people with higher intelligence.
@David Millar really. How interesting.
Really?
Scott is not a sarcasmaholic. He is just a bit of brilliant logical comedy writing.
Good Lord Kirsty Strain is gorgeous
I really enjoyed this.
Very cleverly inspired... and played. And I mean that reeeealy honestly.
I'm a functional sarcastic thanks to addiction services...Frankie Boyle lol
Good idea - just imagine, with good acting, good timing and good editing, how much better it would have been.
Just watch some of the 'Ray' sketches from 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.
It's basically the same premise, only done 25 years ago, when it was an original concept, by comics who were at the top of their game.
@arfer minute 😆😆😆😆😆😆😉
@@Paddy.C link ?
@@NicUsher
Just do a yt search, 'Mary Whitehouse Experience Ray sketch'
Where
I've never had such a high dosage of sarcasm all in one go it hurts my brain
That accent; love it. Takes me back to when I was working in and around Glasgow in the '70s. The Muscular Arms... is it still there, in West Nile St ?So long ago now.
That was utterly brilliant - never seen a more intelligent skit than that, what?
That clip was AMMMMAZZZINNNNNN
UK GOLF DIRECTORY Was that sarcasm?
Kamen Raider117 NAAAAAW
Wis it, aye,?
This is amazingly funny ^^
I wanted him to be sarcastic too!
Noooooo..........
Did you really? I’d have never guessed.
None of us thought that Panderz🙄
A bit of wee came out! OMG fantastic!!🤣
wow, that was fun.
the laughter, bang on.
This put me in the mind of the Kids In The Hall sarcastic guy sketch, with a pinch of the Saxondale anger management bit added.
Kids in the hall, man av no thought about that show in years
Or Ray from 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.
Naw... really?
The MacKenzies are here........
Son of mah hoose!
I laughed so much I split my sides.
Thats a really great comment, well done you.
Yeahhh....of course you did 😁
Good, you have more to eat now.
Zvědátoři here i come
M2 m8 :) Just w8 4 others :)
Ale ten odkaz v popisku nenechali...
Tomáš Derner fakt?
Já jsem ho tam pak hodil do komentářů....
Whit???
This was a really, really good video😆😆
Brilliant!
Funny to see Roger McKenzie from Outlander being his usual annoying self.
Dinnae fash yersen.
I thought that was him!
Awww thanks CZcams for recommending me Scottish comedy and with Richard Rankin to it. 😍
I really really liked this video.
This was great!
Loved this when it first aired,still brilliant and takes me back to the late 70's & early 80's after leaving school when we were ALL STILL ABLE TO LIVE NORMALLY with PROPER JOKES & REALLY HILARIOUS COMEDY SKETCHES!!,along side "Chewin the Fat"-"Still Game"-"Only an Excuse"-"Rab C Nesbit" etc,I wonder what the so called people of this "MENTAL ERA" think of REAL COMEDY?, I doubt it though,doesn't seem to be much of it left anymore does there?,thanks for video recording!!
Love it!
Zvědátoři- už jsem tady :D
Brilliant premise.
It was, in the early '90s when Rob Newman came up with the character Ray, a man afflicted with a rare medical condition that gives him a permanently sarcastic tone of voice.
There are some of his clips here on CZcams.
Why is Scott here? If he has difficulty reading sarcasm, how does he use it so frequently that he has to attend a support group?
Somebody needs a book on humour.
@HKZ P i think it's because he's trying to get help instead of wallow in it. XD
What an idiot.
Huh? Takin the piss?
He's normally the sarcastic one wherever he goes but here, he was out sarcasticed and he couldn't cope.
A sarcastic sketch about sarcasm?.. Real funny!
I love this subscribed
Brilliant;) made me laugh so much;)) nooo...
Ahahahaha that was really, really, really, extremely funny!!! Like side splitting comedy that hurt my ribs! Keep up the GREAT, GREAT Work 👍😉 No....seriously, soooooo funny! Yep.
Was that Sarcasm?
@@mercenarydumpling9923 I don't think Cambo really got the point!
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍👌😉 Why has this little gem only just appeared in my suggestions?🤔 Where has it been hiding?🤔
Wow! That was REALLY REALLY good...... (?)
Hi my names Scott and I’m a sarcasmaholic
Naaaaaaw
Well bugger me, you watched it too!!
@@dunruden9720 aye well, we aw watched it or we widnae be commenting would we?
Was I being sarcastic?..........
Naaaaaawww
I really liked the ad that played before this video.
Someone care to tell me if this is passive aggressive anonymous?
That's hilarious
Tee hee
This is brilliant. All watch Kids In The Hall's "Sarcasm Guy" next.
"Nooooooooooooooooo"
Yeah, so it's basically Sarcastic Ray from 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience', only in the plural, with Scottish accents.
"Oh no, what a personal disaster!“
New one on me, and delighted to have found it.
If you have never seen Burnistoun, it is well worth a look - a series of sketches with recurring characters. Nae kiddin'!
I'm here because my co-workers have a brilliant sense of humor and they're just a joy to be around. Somebody stick a fork in my head, please.
This video is really good.
The laughter track added to accompany the sketch was absolutely necessary and not irritating in the least.
Eye sea wut u did their
This is great.
This is like one of my toolbox tallks/h&safety meetings...
Brilliant
Is it, aye,?
God the girl in yellow is gorgeous
My dad sent this to me to make fun of my lack of people skills
"NO CROSSTALK!"
If these groups really existed, I'd probably be getting a court order to go there!! ;) But I'm really just MISUNDERSTOOD!!! ;)
wouldn't have noticed!
People tell me “that sounds sarcastic” all the time. I’m not. I just sound like it apparently.
Fascinating - tell us more about you.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... Really?
Same! And when I actually *am* being sarcasstic, no one can tell (well, people who share my sense of humor can tell but no one in my family shares my sense of humor 😭😭 )!
@@jamesmcinnis208 You would not hear him if he talked through internet comment, dummy.
@@elpanderohabanero2915 There's this thing called typing. You can communicate by that means as well. In fact, you used it.
My comment was clearly sarcastic (in tune with the topic) to anyone but the most mentally challenged, so you calling me "dummy" carries a delicious irony.
Wow great gob guys. The world NEEDS more sarcasm.
Fricken hilarious!
Must be the funniest sketch I've ever seen in my life.
Nick Lewis new to CZcams, are you?
Maybe so, Nick Lewis. But then. you're only four years old!
Good for you Scott.
@@williambunter3311 Five now, and thanks to our wonderful education system my reading and writing skills have improved considerably in the last year.
@@nicklewis1882 Good answer, Nick! You get a thumbs up from me. Take care.
We just call this lunch break at work.
This was gold. Ya think SNL woulda thought of this years ago? “Nooooooooo”.
SNL cares more about being woke nowadays instead of being funny
Sometimes the greatest chasm to cross is sarcasm.
I really really enjoyed that video
Did ye, aye?
@@Kazza_8240 aye, it's the best on CZcams so it is
rly? nooooooooooo 🤣
I’m watching on mute and it’s still really funny.
Is this the morning meeting at my work
I spy two future Outlander actors!
that
was
a very touching and poignant skit ...
There’s a seat open just for me, I noticed
Absolute class😂
Love the accent!
Thnx. Lovit
Roger MacKenzie from Outlander- what a fine looking young man he was without a beard
"HOW
VERY
DARE YOU?????"
Leaves me pinin' fa golf!
Yeah I'd like a permanent seat in that group. I think I may have a perpetual sarcasm problem. Doc said it's pretty serious.
..But he's not a sarcasmaholic. At all.
Really?! Noooo...
LOL is, dave, there prove iT
He clearly just binges on the weekends.
buffalo noooo
@joe buffalo They probably turn up off their face.
Savagery at its best 😂🥊☝️
reminds me of this one Kids in the Hall sketch
The captions though
I “really” wanted to watch this “really” funny video. I told myself, I’ll watch it, I’ll dae it!!