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  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2014
  • Ever wondered what would happen if elevator's didn't have buttons and relied on vocal recognition instead?

Komentáře • 472

  • @rholyoak
    @rholyoak Před 8 měsíci +304

    For years now, I can't hear the word 'eleven' without thinking of this sketch.

  • @stdesy
    @stdesy Před rokem +1368

    "Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" had me dead

  • @akent6393
    @akent6393 Před 4 lety +3356

    This never gets old...even though they both clearly and audibly pronounce "eleven."..in a normal accent favorable to the English language.

    • @Salliana_Of_Suramar
      @Salliana_Of_Suramar Před rokem +61

      they just had to say it like Russians do..... this lift would just fall and hide somewhere frightened))))))) or in German)))))) historically the most coarse, rude and frightening accents....

    • @yunusozkan8969
      @yunusozkan8969 Před rokem +52

      they could have just tried ten, you cannot go wrong with it

    • @VoidMoonstone696
      @VoidMoonstone696 Před rokem +9

      Me and my friend is going to re act that

    • @konstantin.v
      @konstantin.v Před rokem +8

      @@yunusozkan8969 , or can you?.. 😁

    • @opticnerve8927
      @opticnerve8927 Před rokem +10

      Can you imagine Liverpool, new castle, Manchester, east end of London, Essex boys 😉

  • @Hatsumomo1984
    @Hatsumomo1984 Před rokem +1812

    "where America is that? Dublin?" it gets me every time 🤣🤣

    • @FerdinandGamelin
      @FerdinandGamelin Před rokem +8

      Дублин в Америке 😂.
      вдруг в Америке действительно есть город с названием - Дублин 😂😂😂👐🏻✨

    • @alexandermaddox8695
      @alexandermaddox8695 Před rokem +9

      ​@@FerdinandGamelinyep! Theirs a dublin in ohio AND texas!!

    • @DragonCat
      @DragonCat Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@alexandermaddox8695 ну, если в США 26 городов с названием "Москва", то почему бы и паре Дублинов не оказаться? Тем более, что ирландцев то с США наверняка куда больше, чем русских 😂

    • @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196
      @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I actually thought the accent sounded Russian 😂 (funnily enough)

    • @Umbra16
      @Umbra16 Před 10 měsíci

      @@alexandermaddox8695There’s also a Dublin in California.

  • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    @ChimeraLotietheBunny Před rokem +1531

    Nostalgic...seeing different fandom doing all versions...love it

  • @EthanSmith-qg9bn
    @EthanSmith-qg9bn Před 2 lety +515

    “Just takes us anywhere ya cow” 🤣

  • @melissag9160
    @melissag9160 Před rokem +210

    I wanted to see someone else say "eleven" the same way and have the elevator go up as the two Scotsmen silently implode.

  • @lucashfaria98
    @lucashfaria98 Před měsícem +28

    "You have not selected a floor"
    "AYE WE HAVE!!!"

  • @babuma81
    @babuma81 Před rokem +585

    OMG, I watched this years ago and just laughed out so loud and hard again, thank you so much. This series should have a million view.

  • @threepwood56
    @threepwood56 Před 3 lety +690

    Here in New Zealand I was given a voice-activated Television to trial. It took the best part of two weeks to get it to shift to channel 10. My programme was finished, needless to say. Maybe it was the Scot in me (on my mum's side) but my reaction was much the same.

    • @cmyk8964
      @cmyk8964 Před rokem +55

      “I’m sorry, I don’t understand ‘chennal tin’.” -Smart TV

    • @zoli6692
      @zoli6692 Před 8 měsíci +24

      I don't understand who invented that... Isn't pressing a button on the remote simple enough?

    • @Slyarno2795
      @Slyarno2795 Před 6 měsíci +9

      I had to go through pronunciation with Google and other electronics it was painful.

    • @jacquelinehauser220
      @jacquelinehauser220 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Eleven

    • @genls
      @genls Před 3 měsíci +4

      Should have tried eleven

  • @cathicook2586
    @cathicook2586 Před 6 měsíci +63

    I went on a trip this past weekend to Hilton Head, South Carolina. The rental car had an audio GPS so you could speak the destination where you wanted to go. Without exaggeration my boyfriend was able to tell her at least 15 different commands, and she recognized all of them.
    EVERY time I tried, she did not understand what I said. This happened at least 10 times. It reminded me so much of this video. I just started telling her “11“!!!

  • @inyobill
    @inyobill Před rokem +363

    We were being escorted through Frankfurt Airport by a Scottish lady (my wife is a bit disabled) last week on returning from America. When we were in the lift, I carefully ennunciated "eleven", in my best fake Scottish accent. She almost wet her undies.

  • @patticake5367
    @patticake5367 Před rokem +89

    Every Scot's worst nightmare. Voice recognition

    • @alicek.4714
      @alicek.4714 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm not Scottish, but I hate voice recognition.
      Funny thing is I like everything Scottish.
      Never thought these things are related, haha

  • @theidiotic_one
    @theidiotic_one Před rokem +139

    The video:eleven
    The subtitles: I love Ben

    • @gabrielmlocik5049
      @gabrielmlocik5049 Před 16 dny +6

      And "a weapon"... CZcams made the irony on whole level.

  • @bentuovila5296
    @bentuovila5296 Před 4 měsíci +52

    It's been nearly a decade since this video was posted and it's still funnier every time.

  • @Nathalia_Martins
    @Nathalia_Martins Před rokem +571

    The greatest thing also in this video is the fact that not even close captions is able to understand and struggles with the accent... 😅🤣😂🤣😅

    • @slowerthinker
      @slowerthinker Před rokem +48

      "jail free pasta" ????? hehehehe, thanks for the tip ;o)

    • @Nathalia_Martins
      @Nathalia_Martins Před rokem +7

      @@slowerthinker You're welcome" 🤗🤭😝😜

    • @bethel1019
      @bethel1019 Před rokem +20

      Had to watch it again with the captions. "I love Ben" 😂😂😂

    • @BK-is5fj
      @BK-is5fj Před rokem +9

      “England is Dick Van Dyke” 😂

    • @SethanderWald
      @SethanderWald Před rokem +3

      Lmao, omg. Just made this video so much better. 😂

  • @drivesmecrazy1000
    @drivesmecrazy1000 Před 7 lety +380

    These guys are hilarious 😂!! Strongest first episode of a comedy series I've seen.

  • @zereprotsenzerep652
    @zereprotsenzerep652 Před 11 měsíci +98

    When i am depressed alone and lonely i always went back to see this video to eased my agony and made me laughed again what a good comedy.

  • @brianoneill7186
    @brianoneill7186 Před 11 měsíci +77

    Every Scottish comedy routine is required to contain 'OCH, YE COO!'

  • @blaze4111
    @blaze4111 Před 2 měsíci +13

    "you have not selected a floor"
    "AAAAP YEORS YA CAOO!!!"

  • @sevvra
    @sevvra Před rokem +86

    my grandad showed me this in his car about a year back, hes passed away now, but he loved this so much. miss you grandy💕

    • @user-xt6qo2jb9l
      @user-xt6qo2jb9l Před rokem +5

      Similar story. My grandmother showed me this a few years ago. She was very passionate about Scotland, even though she’s never been there. She passed away a year ago. Decided to rewatch it to bring some memories)

    • @user-xt7ne4ov3t
      @user-xt7ne4ov3t Před 8 měsíci

      My grandpa died from cancer 3 years ago
      And I’m here because…
      Idk I just like Sco’land

  • @badgermacfeegal618
    @badgermacfeegal618 Před 8 měsíci +22

    This never gets old, I've watched it many times and still end up collapsed in laughter!

  • @ScottishDrumLessons
    @ScottishDrumLessons Před rokem +45

    Every time I get to page 11 in ANYTHING...I have to quote this. If the people around me don't understand what I just did, we stop and watch this video.
    Also, for an entire year when my son was eleven, I didn't use his first name. I just called him "ELEVEN!"

  • @TheStoneageRomeo
    @TheStoneageRomeo Před 4 lety +116

    Burnistoun is brilliant. Connell and Florence are geniuses.

    • @jamescarr4662
      @jamescarr4662 Před 7 měsíci +3

      You forgot 'underrated' and 'humble'

  • @aninewforest
    @aninewforest Před 10 měsíci +29

    I can't remember the last time I wept with laughter. I just heard of this video in a New York Times article which mentioned the difficulties of lipreading certain accents.

  • @suzyklitgaard5263
    @suzyklitgaard5263 Před 25 dny +3

    Priceless in this life and in the next❤

  • @marcelkuijper8240
    @marcelkuijper8240 Před měsícem +3

    I'm suddenly reminded of the voice controlled software I tried to run on my Atari back in the 90's.
    That didn't work either.
    Imagine, trying to teach your computer how to do things by voice command, but first ... you need to get it to understand your command, how to make sense of what you're saying to it ... and then teach it what everything means.
    And then get it to recognize YOUR voice every time.
    It was just as frustrating as ELEVEN!
    My "Oh do whatever ya like!" came very close to "Take us anywhere, ya cow!"

  • @winistan
    @winistan Před 3 lety +148

    This is comedy gold. One for the Hall of Fame for sure !!

  • @shafiqa2
    @shafiqa2 Před 6 lety +206

    I watch this often to laugh. Hilarious!!!!

  • @volcaniicash6485
    @volcaniicash6485 Před rokem +29

    After fork handles, four candles, this is the best comedy sketch ever written.

  • @clopyify
    @clopyify Před 4 lety +188

    Plot twist:
    there were only 10 floors

  • @woodrude78
    @woodrude78 Před měsícem +3

    "Freedom" = "free doors" in the ai closed captions, amazing😊

  • @daniellbondad6670
    @daniellbondad6670 Před 7 lety +129

    Why does it sound a little low-toned?
    Best line:Because they knew they'd be sellin this to Scottish people who'd be goin off their nuts at it!

    • @catholicdad
      @catholicdad Před rokem +7

      Lol, I heard "for months at it"

    • @MrMcFish219
      @MrMcFish219 Před 7 měsíci

      @@catholicdad Only proves the point that only Scots can understand Scottish lmao.

  • @curlymike
    @curlymike Před rokem +24

    I live nowhere near any English-speaking country, but this is some good comedy.

  • @eepidoodle
    @eepidoodle Před 8 měsíci +9

    I decided to watch this with subtitles on and it just made it funnier, the automatic subtitles butcher it completely. Highly recommended to watch with subtitles 🤣🤣

  • @CollectvlyUnconsious
    @CollectvlyUnconsious Před 3 lety +62

    Oh my bloody goodness, was in public watching with closer captions. Scholar! Scholar! The auto generated text 😆🤣 the struggle is so real!

    • @ingridlaskova8526
      @ingridlaskova8526 Před 8 měsíci

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ef you don't understand Elango. What the fuck is Elango? 😅

    • @tihana13
      @tihana13 Před 6 měsíci +1

      And "Freedom!" becomes "Three doors!" 😂

  • @chrisgarczynski3552
    @chrisgarczynski3552 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I have lost count of the number of times that I have watched this video clip and still the tears roll down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamescarr4662
    @jamescarr4662 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Jesus this sketch is so underrated and humble

  • @Thegdee
    @Thegdee Před 9 měsíci +2

    Just the best sketch from this programme full stop. Brilliant writing and performance... 11...

  • @justasimpleman6015
    @justasimpleman6015 Před 8 měsíci +4

    "ohh just take us anywhere ya cow. Just open the doors" Just the best line i've ever heard

  • @spozz6633
    @spozz6633 Před 2 měsíci +4

    These two guys dried out my tears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rebeccaannjarvis
    @Rebeccaannjarvis Před 4 měsíci +8

    This is still funny also even the closed captions / subtitles don’t know the Scottish accent as they either miss out words or get them wrong

  • @lukestadther1218
    @lukestadther1218 Před 7 měsíci +2

    My D&D group now shouts "Eleven!" whenever it comes up in a roll. Good shit.

  • @Trynedge
    @Trynedge Před 7 lety +83

    Hahah "Freedom!!!" roflmao - My scottish coworker showed me this. I love it! XD

  • @123shaunstodd
    @123shaunstodd Před 8 měsíci +3

    Up there with "two candles", and "my blackberry has stopped working".
    Wonderful observational comedy sketches ❤.

  • @andresinclair8282
    @andresinclair8282 Před rokem +34

    This video always makes me laugh so hard even on my worse days 🤣🤣

    • @orsors2129
      @orsors2129 Před 4 měsíci

      My belly hurts from laughing so hard.

  • @illbeyourstumbleine
    @illbeyourstumbleine Před 5 měsíci +2

    When I need a good laugh I come back to this video. Timeless and priceless!

  • @puggy1999
    @puggy1999 Před 6 lety +61

    this is one of the best ones ever 😍

  • @manuelagheorghitaionescu8068
    @manuelagheorghitaionescu8068 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I learned to recognize the scotish accent just watching this fantastic video! It was very very helpful! ❤️ 😀😀👍👌

  • @JaimieJo
    @JaimieJo Před 3 lety +35

    This is a classic!

  • @helenswan705
    @helenswan705 Před rokem +3

    I think I shall immediately subscribe to this channel even though I already listen to a lot of Radio
    Scotland. Thanks alexa!

  • @HugBear137
    @HugBear137 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Returning to this gem once again. Still cracks me up 😂

  • @Yehudi823
    @Yehudi823 Před rokem +15

    My absolute favourites

  • @tim_burton
    @tim_burton Před rokem +65

    I quote this sketch EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kid you not, every day.

  • @mdkram
    @mdkram Před měsícem +1

    Brilliant! Lost track of how many times I've watched that. 🤣

  • @TheSnowUrzikDjinn
    @TheSnowUrzikDjinn Před 8 měsíci +18

    Being part-Scottish myself, this is the first time I've seen and laughed at something so hard I cried. I may be American, but I embraced my Scottish heritage on my dad's side. This really made my day! SCOTLAND!🤣

  • @Amethystar
    @Amethystar Před 4 měsíci +1

    I watched this years ago but still enjoy showing my friends who haven't seen it. Now they get it when I say, "Eleven!"

  • @johndoeii8926
    @johndoeii8926 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Rumour has it they're still stuck in the elevator...

  • @Moyles80
    @Moyles80 Před rokem +29

    I’ve watched this so many times I’ve started saying 11 in a Scottish accent😂

  • @SidGolan
    @SidGolan Před 2 měsíci +1

    Reminds me of the post-credits voice activated computer scene from The IT Crowd. "Hello Computer".

  • @VarmintLP
    @VarmintLP Před 4 měsíci +2

    even after years or speaking and learning english I still don't catch every word, BUT it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No idea why it only got 1,2m views so far.

  • @OldschoolDJ_Gerd
    @OldschoolDJ_Gerd Před rokem +19

    His "american accent" sounds like New York Italian maffia in movies 😂

  • @s0meone_like_everyone
    @s0meone_like_everyone Před rokem +27

    My best friends send me this and said this made him learn Scottish accent😂💀

  • @Kovaelin
    @Kovaelin Před rokem +13

    Too bad they didn't keep going with more people getting on. Would have been fun to see that escalate.

  • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
    @IHateYoutubeHandles615 Před 4 lety +41

    "Yew from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?" BRILLIANT in joke about Mary Poppins.

    • @omp199
      @omp199 Před rokem +1

      An in-joke is a joke that relies on knowledge that only the people sharing the joke have. Dick Van Dyke's performance in _Mary Poppins_ is common knowledge.

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 Před rokem

      @@omp199 I'm guessing that nowadays there are lots of people who've never heard of Dick Van Dyke or Mary Poppins.

    • @omp199
      @omp199 Před rokem

      @@IHateCZcamsHandles615 They are still pretty famous. The sequel to the film, _Mary Poppins Returns,_ came out only about four years ago, and Dick Van Dyke is still getting himself talked about in the news.
      Even if they weren't famous, it still wouldn't be an in-joke.

  • @jennypage2005
    @jennypage2005 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this. This and Fenton in the park.

  • @charzz2363
    @charzz2363 Před rokem +4

    Hawl, actual get own this man, pure heavy mental that sum machine pure like canny understand wit ye say ken wit am talkin aboot 😂

  • @Molly_W
    @Molly_W Před 4 měsíci +1

    Someone just posted this on Twitter and it's the first time I have seen it. I have been laughing so hard watching this I could barely see my laptop screen! LOLOLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 Před 9 měsíci +6

    "This is a voice activated elevator", they do realise that elevators are called "Lifts" in the UK and other parts of the Anglosphere.

    • @scarybaldguy
      @scarybaldguy Před 6 měsíci +4

      Fridge Brilliance kicks in here: the lift's accent is pure Midwestern American.

  • @ignacioferreiro194
    @ignacioferreiro194 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Ponerle subtítulos automaticos y ver que solo entiende al ascensor es lo mejor que pudo haber pasado

  • @christopherwelch136
    @christopherwelch136 Před 9 měsíci

    Best skit ever.

  • @martinwright8108
    @martinwright8108 Před 7 měsíci +4

    it's taken me eight years to realise that they could have said ten and then used the stairs.
    Well, that's sucked the joy from another vid. My work here is done. Mwahaha

  • @emmoerm
    @emmoerm Před 3 lety +37

    Scotland SCOTLAND
    SCOTLAAAND
    FREEEEEEDOOOOOM

  • @lindsayloo2709
    @lindsayloo2709 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Gets me every time 😂 Scotland!!! Freedom!!!!

  • @matwalker7274
    @matwalker7274 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I think of this every time I try talking to my Subaru Voice driven console - which is just as hopeless in 2023 as when this skit was done.
    'Please' - I'm with them! Why would a machine be 'pleased' by my doing something??

  • @manuelagheorghitaionescu8068
    @manuelagheorghitaionescu8068 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Freedooooooom!

  • @REMdeSTIPEal
    @REMdeSTIPEal Před 7 lety +3

    Fantastic

  • @fpostolache
    @fpostolache Před 8 měsíci +1

    I lol anytime I see it and there are many. Never got bored 👍

  • @althearia5546
    @althearia5546 Před 7 lety +57

    That's a shame there is no subtitles, if you are a vocal recognition program you can understand it D:

  • @thevhssystembackup973
    @thevhssystembackup973 Před rokem +7

    as a welsh person, voice recognition cannot recognise accents other than american. it can abrely do english, let aslone scottish

  • @espanaa222a
    @espanaa222a Před 9 měsíci +3

    They sound Dutch.
    And Russian at some point while they tried to say 'eleven'😂

  • @apocryphal_man
    @apocryphal_man Před 2 měsíci

    The automatically generated subtitles add a completely new layer to the comedy 😂

  • @afonsoserra8017
    @afonsoserra8017 Před rokem +2

    "Oh Just take us anywere you cow . . .just open the doors"

  • @cocutts9301
    @cocutts9301 Před rokem +6

    THE FUNNIEST SCETCH EVER….😂

  • @scarletsky2614
    @scarletsky2614 Před rokem +14

    I'm pretty sure no matter how funny something is laugh tracks automatically make them much less so.

  • @DeploraBill59
    @DeploraBill59 Před 4 měsíci +1

    FREEDOM!!!!! That totally cracked me up!! (Come on guys! Speak 'Merican!)

  • @xXasiahkiinXx123
    @xXasiahkiinXx123 Před 8 měsíci

    This vid is why I scream Scotland and Freedom in an elevator

  • @EdParnell
    @EdParnell Před rokem +1

    Superb.

  • @CaptainRetroStation
    @CaptainRetroStation Před rokem +2

    The comedy in this sketch has been turned up to eleven… eleven… eleven… eleven…

  • @TenshiNakano
    @TenshiNakano Před 4 lety +50

    Plot twist...
    They needed to say "FLOOR eleven"

  • @hfjchan
    @hfjchan Před 8 měsíci

    I wonder how is the technology advanced all these years

  • @freddfezzo8524
    @freddfezzo8524 Před 2 měsíci +1

    My Peruvian wife asked Alexa what the weather would be. Alexa answered in Spanish. Wife was not pleased!!

  • @SoniaFallOnBlackDays
    @SoniaFallOnBlackDays Před 8 měsíci

    Out of curiosity I activated CZcams's automated close captions and I'm happy to report it makes this old gem even funnier; CZcams has no clue what's being said either and you can see automatically generated words frantically filling the screen at random. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anguilla12
    @anguilla12 Před rokem +7

    I think the cc just really proves automated stuff can't understand accents XD

  • @andrzej67
    @andrzej67 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Dzisiaj jeszcze śmieszy, ale jutro już nie będzie.

  • @robertdoyle9564
    @robertdoyle9564 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I hang the phone up when they use voice recognition 😂

  • @asmakhan-ev6im
    @asmakhan-ev6im Před 8 měsíci

    Nice

  • @corazondemelon7308
    @corazondemelon7308 Před 8 měsíci

    As a foresaken😂 Tejano I really need subtitles ( had to watch it 30 times

  • @Sigismund5765
    @Sigismund5765 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "You have not selected a floor. AYE WE HAVE! 11!"

  • @zyghom
    @zyghom Před 5 měsíci +1

    thx god I was sitting while watching ;-)