- "...starring Russel Brand." - "A BEAST!! A BOASTFUL SEX BEAST!!" Also, as many times as I've watched this, I just noticed Robert's "Mum" and "Dad" tattoos. Classic.
How on earth have the Burinstoun guys and girls only got 5.7 thousand subscribers??!!! They've been properly enriching my life for nearly a decade! Just brilliant!
'You squarin up tae me in ma ain hoose', 'If you're gonnie go back tae the jail for him you better make sure he's worth it', 'Ma blood's up', 'A beast, a boastful sex beast!', 'Ronnie get the spoons'.
The only unrealistic thing in this sketch is when the wee guy says "did it say it wis up tae much cop?". No Scottish person has ever said that...ever. Everything else is 100% accurate and genius.
I've actually been in a situation in Glasgow quite like this. In Easterhouse many years ago. The father actually threw a cup of bleach at me but missed. I made my excuses and left. But not before giving him a proper goodbye.
Could this comic genius not be done live on stage?can you image the public response to a live tour? It would be be a sellout, lf the very tame Still game can be a success, surly the much cleverer and funnier Burnistoun would smash it! Only saying,,,,,,, come on boys,up the road!
Fun Fact: the review was written by Craig, the tour guide - he's been going to night school, taking some creative writing classes as he's thinking of taking on a new career...
Burnistoun is fucking great, make me laught even if I can't understand the half of the show for that cool accent. Guys you will put on it English Subtitles :)
you squarin up to me in me own hoose?
Ain*
Made from steel an' faithars...
In me oon hoos
The captions are even funnier haha
Naw I'll sit
To anybody that grew up in Scotland this is more like a documentary than a comedy. I used to work every day with roasters like these!
You'll be glad to hear Dublin is full of these fucking nuggets too. Best to ignore the loud noise. It usually goes away.....
Man, there so was much testosterone in that room and not a lot of brains :-p
@@MolloyPolloy Well spelt. When are you starting second class?
I 'm crying thanks a lot
Man im crying
To this day, I cannot hear the word romp without chanting it angrily
Same! 😂
I never though about it, but you're right! Me as well!
We did this last night at a wedding!
Romp!
A WHIP SMART SAUCY SEX ROMP
“Why would you want ma daughter doubled over?” 😂😂
The barely contained, verge of explosion rage of the guy in white is so hilarious!
- "...starring Russel Brand."
- "A BEAST!! A BOASTFUL SEX BEAST!!"
Also, as many times as I've watched this, I just noticed Robert's "Mum" and "Dad" tattoos. Classic.
Thanks for translating. I didnt get that. Hilarious stuff
How on earth have the Burinstoun guys and girls only got 5.7 thousand subscribers??!!! They've been properly enriching my life for nearly a decade! Just brilliant!
It’s because they’ve nae rolls
I literally canny say eleven in ma heid unless its in the way Rab says it in tjr voice lift sketch.
Reminds me so much of the Bad Boys 2 Reggie scene
'You squarin up tae me in ma ain hoose', 'If you're gonnie go back tae the jail for him you better make sure he's worth it', 'Ma blood's up', 'A beast, a boastful sex beast!', 'Ronnie get the spoons'.
'I'm so full of spunk and bravado I'm gonna go round to that lassie's house and pish in her dad's face!'
The russell brand joke aged scarily well 😬
Not really, the pathetic hit piece failed
So it did. 😅
When he smashes that glass, kills me every time 😂😂
My blooods up !!! my blooods up !!! 🤣
When my granddaughter starts dating, me and the boys are deffo doing this to some wee rocket..... but I’m going to win at the spoons 😂😂😂
@Jambo M it’s only a joke ya dry lunch...
Brilliant 🤣🤣
Don’t forget the handcuffs aswell
@@creemackenzie7427 absolutely, I’ve already got the karaoke machine 😂
@@petehouse8380 "ya dry lunch" I'm stealing that 😂😂😂😂😂
robs demented rage faces kill me
I’ve watched this dozens of times, and I can’t stop laughing every time I see it. Best comedy sketch ever.
Imagine these lads at your wedding. 😂
CZcams served it 5 years too late but whatever I cracked up 😂 mad 😜 so funny 🤣
Brilliant. Even her accent is phenomenal.
Russell Brand - Channel 4 Dispatches - Boastful sex beast 😂😂😂😂
Please god let there be a blooper reel for this sketch...
This kills me every time. None of my mates even grin, I guess there really are only two types of blokes. Sense of humor or mad uncles.
am so impressed with these chaps, a virtual river of creativity~ and acting ability~ thumbs way up, ye~
Pure class Scottish comedy admire them so much
MA BLOODS UP !!!
“Thank him that he allows you tae breathe” 😂😂😂😂😂
Aw ma mad uncles
Burnistoun Heard lt.
MonsterCrate: got any rolls
@@underscoreemmy nae rolls
I miss family spoon fights. Damn social distancing.
You got that right!!! I concur.
Use a runciple spoon insteed, gwaaan man!
My bloods up! My bloods up!! 😂😂😂
"im no takin any mare af this wee prick" hahaha
"Sit down, Eddie! Let the boy talk. If you're gonnae go back to the jail fir him, you better make sure he's worth it"
The only unrealistic thing in this sketch is when the wee guy says "did it say it wis up tae much cop?". No Scottish person has ever said that...ever.
Everything else is 100% accurate and genius.
@Jambo M your definitely no Scottish
See I can tell
Aye I’ve never heard anyone say that pish
The bit where the spoon lands on the chin, tho. Pure doss!
I love these guys!) Just adore them!)
dae a look like the type a guy that reads reeeveiws
the kind o'
His face! 😂
One of my all time favourites. Me n my mate quote it to this day
your daughters are ours now🤣 what a brilliant ending
“MY BLOOD’S UP!”
Rob's spittle freak outrage is a goddamned miracle!
ROMP!
ROMP!
GoodFebruarian ROMP!
1:35 -
**Laughs hysterically!!!!!!**
3:10 he sounds like Begbie when he says ‘piss in her dads face’
outstanding
Quality
One of my favourites 😂😂😂
60 seconds in...LIKE. intae the mike Son! The guy in the white is completely insane...serious lol!
I love this
I love the guest chair
Classic
Favourite burnistoun sketch of all time man
nah what about 2 litre bottle of ginger
@@okkcomputerUs decent folk don't need to stand for no more of this bullshit baby!
Roommmppp!!
"Yer daughters are ours now, YAAAH!!!!"
The bit at 1.14 is top drawer 😂
brilliant documentary
In the beginning of the video, she says, "I'm not ready yet, but just wait here with my dad, and all my mad uncles." Lol! Love the accents.
Ma bloods up!
girl is very awesome
Brilliant
I’m dying XD
Yaaas I love being Scottish
Romp!
ROMP!!
Romp!
I've actually been in a situation in Glasgow quite like this. In Easterhouse many years ago. The father actually threw a cup of bleach at me but missed. I made my excuses and left. But not before giving him a proper goodbye.
ROMP!!!
I'm Aussie and ay dudn't undarstund a bloody ward.
I'm with you! I'm from Missouri,half assed southern. I caught bout every third word!
MA BLOODS UP!! MA BLOODS UP!!!
Again, their good.
0:02 - holy moly that's a cute girl
Better not say that to the mad uncles
@@PercussusResurgo : HA! I'm the maddest Uncle of them all.
She's a honey
Do I look like a guy that reads REVIEEEEEWWWSSS
I had a great uncle like this, barely understood a word he said. Lol
Ma bloods up.... MA BLOODS UP 🤣
For the longest I thought his neck tattoo said “Hate” 😂
No clue what was said, but I felt every ounce of energy.
How they managed to get this filmed without ending up fucking buckelt all never know😂
Ma bloods up!!!!
Daaaaaaaaahhh
I’m from Glasgow, we’ve all been there.
Shes hot
ROMP
I heard “the spoons” will be an event in the next olympics.
Ronnie! Git the spoons 🤣
Yip. This IS Scotland. Burnistoun nails it.
Jagged wee spur... LOL
So two of her uncles are Biff Tannen and Macho Man Randy Savage?
Crazy but funny
Why would ye wanna take ma daughter TAE ROMP?!
Love it am Scottish so a understand wit there saying
no need to announce to the whole comment section you can understand english ya bam
im not even brit and understand 100%
Scots English is hardly an exotic language mate haha
Once you watch Rab c Nesbitt a few times it easy.
I hate to break it to you but most people in the world can understand English, not just scottish people
Hilarious
Rab Florence is fkn hilarious in this
Wae would yoo want ma doortah dubowedover 😂
too funny 🤣🤣
Not lying when I say one of the best skits iv ever seen.... Sausagey Sex Romp...ROMP ROMP
the sausagey sex romp was the weiner movie!
Could this comic genius not be done live on stage?can you image the public response to a live tour? It would be be a sellout, lf the very tame Still game can be a success, surly the much cleverer and funnier Burnistoun would smash it! Only saying,,,,,,, come on boys,up the road!
Wait in here wi aw ma mad uncles
wait wit
Eddie strikes me as a really well adjusted guy.
Ma bloods up
0:50 lol
Fun Fact: the review was written by Craig, the tour guide - he's been going to night school, taking some creative writing classes as he's thinking of taking on a new career...
You squaring up to me?😂😂😂😂
In mair aun hoose?
Burnistoun is so funny, it deserves more views, likes and subscribers than this.
These guys really warned us about Russel Brand
Burnistoun is fucking great, make me laught even if I can't understand the half of the show for that cool accent.
Guys you will put on it English Subtitles :)
Lespritdelecalier L
lass it's naw our fault yer cannae understood our lingo
Lespritdelecalier L
ah well done
"Romp!" "Romp!!" "Romp!!!"
Full of spunk bravado haha
Made another GIF from this sketch & will be on Fb & twitter the morra