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  • čas přidán 24. 05. 2015
  • Burnistoun stars ‪@iainconnell‬ and ‪@boldrobertflorence‬.
    Eleven.
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Komentáře • 838

  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak Před 3 lety +3405

    "Open the doors Pleease"
    "Pleease.. *pathetic* "
    I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @ghosthunter5178
    @ghosthunter5178 Před 4 lety +5020

    and then someone comes in with the ultimate punchline and said: you do know this building has only 10 floors right.

  • @ninjastellar
    @ninjastellar Před 3 lety +1635

    the worst thing to say to an angry person "please stay calm"

    • @-_____-6316
      @-_____-6316 Před 3 lety +54

      IM CALM

    • @czeianamiguel5543
      @czeianamiguel5543 Před 2 lety +18

      *I'M DEFINITELY CALM*

    • @coffeeboi158
      @coffeeboi158 Před rokem +12

      *I'M VERY CALM*

    • @xealit
      @xealit Před rokem +4

      Especially when it’s a voice recognition technology lift and it made the person angry in the first place 😂

    • @theseyez
      @theseyez Před rokem +2

      Perhaps the "you have not selected a floor" message set em off. It's like your mum accusing you of not brushing your teeth infront of your friends. Doesn't matter if you did or not. Don't tell me what I haven't done! Lol fantastic

  • @CommandanteRamon
    @CommandanteRamon Před 4 lety +2422

    I turned subtitles on. Sometimes it showed "eleven", but also "I love Ben" and other nonsense :-D .-D :-D

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. Před 4 lety +36

      Ben’s sound as fuck but.

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss Před 3 lety +57

      That's voice recognition for you :P

    • @Isamolle
      @Isamolle Před 3 lety +21

      I love Ben. 😂

    • @iambored6702
      @iambored6702 Před 3 lety +12

      ME TO AND "I LOVE THEN" KFKSJDOAIDU

    • @Z3R0_W1NT3R
      @Z3R0_W1NT3R Před 3 lety +7

      Bruh that's hilarious lmao 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Emiliapocalypse
    @Emiliapocalypse Před 4 lety +5894

    Honestly this goes beyond just accents. Technology is needlessly complicated sometimes when often a simple push-button will do.

    • @maxbaker131
      @maxbaker131 Před 3 lety +38

      Ok boomer

    • @BeTeK11
      @BeTeK11 Před 3 lety +135

      One really hard thing is that if I set my voice recognition in Finnish (my mothers tongue) I have to pronounce english names in finnish accent which is just stupid. And if I set it to english I have have to pronounce finnish names in english accent :D That is just stupid

    • @furypesto
      @furypesto Před 3 lety +14

      I read this in a Scottish accent

    • @dnl_blkv
      @dnl_blkv Před 3 lety +67

      There is a fine line between "a push-button will do" and "why wasn't this invented before". For instance, touch screen in mobile phones. Have you tried it in 2004-2005? Or Google Translate... Do you remember it in e.g. 2008? It is just a transition phase. Some of such things will die out, but some will evolve to be so obvious that the transition phase will be forgotten...

    • @mintcondition7789
      @mintcondition7789 Před 3 lety +7

      Max Baker a man of culture I see

  • @Zizumia
    @Zizumia Před 3 lety +3058

    To be fair, the only things that can understand Scottish people are Scottish people.

    • @fancifulbread8040
      @fancifulbread8040 Před 3 lety +116

      And the Irish.

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly Před 3 lety +47

      I have American friends who understand everything I say, what do you mean?

    • @MatthewBaxter88
      @MatthewBaxter88 Před 3 lety +96

      @@TheseBombsOnly I believe it’s a joke m8. Also everytime I’ve been to America i have a lot of trouble getting them to understand me, and my accent isn’t even that thick.

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly Před 3 lety +5

      @@MatthewBaxter88 I know it's a joke, I followed it up with another. And you are pretty trigger happy on the menu screen.

    • @MatthewBaxter88
      @MatthewBaxter88 Před 3 lety +9

      @@TheseBombsOnly apologies, it’s hard to tell sarcasm purely through text. Also trigger happy?

  • @dars5229
    @dars5229 Před 3 lety +1833

    His "American" accent really does sound Irish. Posh Dublin, to be specific. Like he's got a docklands apartment, owns a hotel, and divorced one of The Corrs.

    • @weyjay74
      @weyjay74 Před 3 lety +36

      You might be right, but I hear a bit of a "New York" accent in it. I've heard some New Yorkers say it the same way he does.

    • @tempis_official5929
      @tempis_official5929 Před 3 lety +6

      To me it sounded German

    • @rabbieburns2501
      @rabbieburns2501 Před 3 lety +16

      Fuck, why would you divorce one of the Corrs? Unless it was the brother, of course ;0)

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo Před 3 lety

      Hahaha 😅

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 Před 3 lety +11

      That's because lots of Irish people, especially posh Dublin people, do speak like Americans now (in the past this class talked like posh British people, that's why their accents ended up so weird even before they started taking on the US influence).
      Example.
      "Oh. My. Gaawd. Caroline, that was, like, so, like omg."
      I've asked young Irish girls what part of America they were from, and my American friend in the US has done the same with some J1 students. It's confusing.
      I've even heard girls speaking Irish with that retroflex American r, it's crazy. Shows how weak and assimilated to global (Anglo-American) consumer culture the young Irish are.

  • @marin-145
    @marin-145 Před 3 lety +2575

    Came here from the Genshin Impact version and honestly my stomach pains from watching this twice.

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 Před 4 lety +854

    "Wot America is that?"
    "Dublin"

    • @stephenmurphy2212
      @stephenmurphy2212 Před 3 lety +23

      There’s actually several cities and towns in America called Dublin. 😂 Obviously named after the original because of the Irish diaspora. 🇮🇪🇺🇸

    • @wordsmith451
      @wordsmith451 Před 2 lety +1

      Ireland is simply East America. They just don't know it yet :p

  • @miriamw.8673
    @miriamw.8673 Před 2 lety +315

    i think the best part about this is that, of all the numbers, "eleven" with a scottish accent sounds pretty clear

  • @muhamadmahad
    @muhamadmahad Před 3 lety +434

    Plot twist: It actually processes the voice but they keep saying eleven so it cancels and tries again.

  • @masterpage69420
    @masterpage69420 Před 7 lety +552

    2:03 This is a voice activated alligator

  • @blazedafirecat
    @blazedafirecat Před 3 lety +918

    I like to imagine that more and more Scottish people walked in the elevator and got stuck inside too. A trap for the Scottish.

  • @robmckenzie283
    @robmckenzie283 Před 4 lety +934

    This is one of the funniest skits I have ever seen.

  • @Tekkenfanaat
    @Tekkenfanaat Před 3 lety +644

    I like the part where they say "eleven".

  • @jockWATP
    @jockWATP Před 4 lety +785

    just take us anywhere ya cow 😂🤣😂

  • @jennicookie1412
    @jennicookie1412 Před 4 lety +647

    The end is what Scotland will be like after lockdown 😂😂

  • @me6664
    @me6664 Před 4 lety +624

    it's especially painful that the close captions don't understand most of it, but understand every word they say in the bad versions of other accents

    • @mynameis1261
      @mynameis1261 Před 2 lety +3

      You can always say ten and go one floor up, there is no way this lift will not understand "ten"
      😂

    • @obi-wankenobi1233
      @obi-wankenobi1233 Před rokem +1

      @@mynameis1261 here's some wood.
      🪵
      Touch it. You've jinxed it.

  • @yuukig7479
    @yuukig7479 Před 3 lety +673

    As an American I had a hard time decoding what these two had said. They were so passionate Hahaha

    • @aprilianindy3200
      @aprilianindy3200 Před 3 lety +77

      Imagine being a non-native English speaker like me 🤣

    • @katherineamaraminxy
      @katherineamaraminxy Před 3 lety +19

      FREEEEDOMMMMM

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 Před 3 lety +42

      That's funny, because as an American myself I could perfectly understand almost every word they said.

    • @yuukig7479
      @yuukig7479 Před 3 lety +17

      @@thunderbird1921 you must live in an area where the accents are similar to theirs then...😌

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 Před 3 lety +32

      @@yuukig7479 Well, I had a teacher in middle school from South Africa. Nice guy, but his accent was 3X stronger than this. After you spend a month learning to understand that, your listening skills go up by 10. These Scottish guys are easy compared to him.

  • @ShivarajD25
    @ShivarajD25 Před 3 lety +198

    Watch this video with closed captions ON, it's even more funny to see voice recognition technology failing in real-time

  • @colasquad1250
    @colasquad1250 Před 3 lety +99

    Me being Scottish cannot wait for the day I step into a voice activated elevator

  • @SetuwoKecik
    @SetuwoKecik Před 2 lety +51

    Meanwhile auto-generated English subs:
    "I love then"
    "I love ben"

  • @DwaKsiezyce
    @DwaKsiezyce Před 2 lety +145

    Whenever I feel down I play this video: never fails to lift my mood! LOVE it to bits. Cheers from Poland :)

  • @riogrande5761
    @riogrande5761 Před 3 lety +155

    Yep, this is a classic. I'm an American married to a Geordie and she has fits here trying to be understood in Virginia in stores. She tones it way down too.

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 Před 3 lety +6

      I had a teacher from South Africa in middle school. His accent was the strongest I've ever heard in my life, these Scottish guys are easy to understand compared to his speaking. Amazingly though I understood him almost perfectly within a month. I guess it takes time to train your ear.

    • @MoMo-tf6ck
      @MoMo-tf6ck Před 3 lety +6

      Maybe for you they're easier to understand. But the Scottish accent is considered one of the hardest to understand for people not from here. Some people just have a good ear for accents too.

    • @igalflint
      @igalflint Před 2 lety +3

      @@thunderbird1921 I would just love to hear a "conversation" between a South African and a Scotish.

    • @iainmair485
      @iainmair485 Před 2 lety

      Geordies are just Scots with their heeds kicked in.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 Před rokem +1

      My Geordie grandparents raised me in the states. Go magpies. I'm not the best code switcher but I can at least understand the thickest accents. I've heard a few times that my Scottish accent sounds more natural for my voice than my American accent which is funny.

  • @TerryAllenSwartos
    @TerryAllenSwartos Před 3 lety +44

    I can’t count how many times I’ve watched this over the past few years, and just now I thought “just say ‘ten,’ then get off and walk up one floor.”

  • @TheLucyblades
    @TheLucyblades Před 5 lety +155

    Still iconic in 2019

  • @shonamcwilliam2842
    @shonamcwilliam2842 Před 4 lety +70

    Best sketch they've ever done.

    • @stephenbranley91
      @stephenbranley91 Před 3 lety +2

      After seeing this the first time I made an effort to find Burnistoun on BBC Scotland on Freesat... and was thoroughly disappointed that none of it was nearly as good as this!

  • @sd9193
    @sd9193 Před 3 lety +30

    I live on the 11th floor, every time somebody asks which floor I am going to and I say 11, I think of this sketch 😂

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 Před 4 lety +98

    I nearly pit Alexa OOT the fkn windae.😂feel the pain..

    • @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co
      @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co Před 4 lety +7

      Alexa doesn't like Canadian accents either. I don't know why; it's not like we're that different from American.
      I do not need St. Pauli Gringo water and bee compounder on my shopping list.

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek Před 3 lety +1

      @@Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co we have accents? wack

  • @mr.maskmaker6609
    @mr.maskmaker6609 Před 4 lety +74

    way easier than taking 2 seconds to press a button

  • @nash984954
    @nash984954 Před 8 lety +115

    Hilarious thanks so much. I actually have trouble with phones, and get just as frustrated as thesr guys.

  • @Jack-ny4vu
    @Jack-ny4vu Před 2 lety +40

    Scottish people never fail to make me happy. Even when I’m at my very lowest. They will always make me laugh.

    • @KeithWilliamMacHendry
      @KeithWilliamMacHendry Před rokem +1

      Jack lad, that is just braw fantastico knowing we make you smile. Bless you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏻

  • @JamieTransNyc
    @JamieTransNyc Před rokem +4

    For six months after this hit youtube in 2010, if you walked into an elevator in NYC and said "Eleven" people would start laughing

    • @jr5389
      @jr5389 Před rokem

      😂😂😂👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

  • @English_Lessons_Pre-Int_Interm

    The best quality version of Eleven I have seen on the Internet.

  • @samspeed6271
    @samspeed6271 Před 2 lety +11

    This is bloody brilliant. The whole thing is marvelous.
    For an extra laugh, rewatch it with the automatically generated subtitles, eleven is about the only word it gets right most of the time.

  • @MsZokari
    @MsZokari Před 5 lety +44

    It's the best of what you have done. I saw this at least 10 times. And it's still funny. Great job. 👍

  • @green8026
    @green8026 Před 3 lety +10

    "I'm not beggin that for nothin" lol

  • @stefangabrielneaga4021
    @stefangabrielneaga4021 Před 4 lety +47

    Oh my God!! These guys made my day!! Congrats guys!! Great job. I hope you'll make more videos as funny as this!! 😅😅😅😅😁

  • @marialiyubman
    @marialiyubman Před 2 lety +2

    “You have not selected a floor”
    “AYE WE HAVE!!!!! ELEVEN!!!!”
    😂🤣

  • @nikolastapakkis7021
    @nikolastapakkis7021 Před 4 lety +58

    3:24 us after the coronavirus lockdown ends!!!!!

  • @davecooke6626
    @davecooke6626 Před 3 lety +23

    Funniest thing I've seen in years well done lads we want more 🍀

  • @sammischoko1676
    @sammischoko1676 Před 3 lety +27

    In the comments, I've seen people say they didn't understand because of their accents because they were American or whatever, but imagine for a second how disturbing it is for people who don't even speak English at all, or very little and are trying to learn, like me for example, who is French. Well, even with my low level of English, I understood almost everything. Almost.

  • @zaih932
    @zaih932 Před 3 lety +11

    Why haven't this video amass millions of views yet? This is hilarious!

  • @conirangor
    @conirangor Před 3 lety +8

    It took me multiple views to understand the whole skit. Totally worth

  • @e24mpwr
    @e24mpwr Před 3 lety +15

    I saw this video years ago, and I've never heard or said "eleven" the same way since... :)

  • @vladimirs.3963
    @vladimirs.3963 Před 3 lety +13

    Ah, golden classic, laughing like it's the first time.

  • @zink_d1665
    @zink_d1665 Před 3 lety +7

    My favorite sketch in all internet)) the best!!! 🇷🇺

  • @annawerner1
    @annawerner1 Před 2 lety +5

    Just love it!!! I have accent and run into those issues every time with aoutomated systems on the phone...drives me crazy

  • @xxjessicaxx1755
    @xxjessicaxx1755 Před 4 lety +17

    " *I'm sorry could you please repeat that* "

  • @IkaFerrer
    @IkaFerrer Před 2 lety +4

    This will NEVER get old!

  • @janicewagnon
    @janicewagnon Před 6 lety +3

    LOVE this!

  • @iawhitaker
    @iawhitaker Před 2 lety +1

    I come back and watch this way.too often. It is just sooooo good :-)

  • @alexsandrakelly7586
    @alexsandrakelly7586 Před rokem +4

    I'm Canadian...when my husband asked me out I had no idea what he said...so I laughed because everything he said was pretty funny. He replied....does that mean you don't want to go out wi' me?? We did a lot of laughing ❤

    • @scott6926
      @scott6926 Před 8 měsíci

      was he a scot or just had a mad accent

  • @The_Old_Wolf
    @The_Old_Wolf Před rokem +3

    One of the most brilliant parodies I've seen in my 7+ decades of life. Alba gu bràth!

  • @monicaferry5916
    @monicaferry5916 Před 2 lety

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @thesansatria
    @thesansatria Před 3 lety +24

    Diluc and Kaeya

  • @nocilantro_gack
    @nocilantro_gack Před 2 lety +3

    I watched this show so many times..... never got tired of this skit...all of them were so good.... Netflix had it for awhile... not sure where to see it now ......ELEVEN you cow !!!!

  • @user-pc1zb3kh6l
    @user-pc1zb3kh6l Před 3 lety +9

    Окончание великолепное!!! Ржал долго! Свободу Шотландии!!!! :))))))

  • @thomas_lappin
    @thomas_lappin Před 4 lety +4

    Bloody brilliant

  • @TheStoneageRomeo
    @TheStoneageRomeo Před 4 lety +3

    Simply brilliant.

  • @rubenthedoornob6949
    @rubenthedoornob6949 Před 3 lety +3

    this is amazing.

  • @spencecollins
    @spencecollins Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely classic!

  • @kevinsteviestevenson4001
    @kevinsteviestevenson4001 Před 3 lety +1

    Love this show!!!!!

  • @marialiyubman
    @marialiyubman Před 2 lety +8

    “Where in America is that, Dublin?”
    Gets me every time 😂🤣
    And also that one time when he screams “eleven” and his voice cracks. 😂🤣
    My teacher from NZ got her blind husband the new IPhone4 with SIRI (which was THE novelty back then). they almost shattered the damn thing into pieces because he kept saying:”Siri, call Miriam”
    And Siri would reply:”why, thank you, Colin, I think you’re cool too”.
    I happened to call them on the landline and have sounded in genuine distress, I asked if they were alright and she told me.
    I couldn’t stop laughing 😂🤣😂

  • @CatalinaGeorge
    @CatalinaGeorge Před 2 lety +2

    One of my all time favourite comedy sketches.

  • @michaelflint4159
    @michaelflint4159 Před 4 lety +21

    This is the best thing I've seen in decades. I'm a cockney, but was married to a weegie for twenty years so I'm bi lingual. Love Glasgow. Pure dead brilliant!!!! 👅

    • @iainmair485
      @iainmair485 Před 2 lety

      .....and your kids are mixed race.

  • @animegamergirl09
    @animegamergirl09 Před rokem

    This is one of the best skits ever I swear!

  • @secreswallowtail3372
    @secreswallowtail3372 Před 3 lety +8

    hi, i came from zhongli and venti stuck in elevator.

  • @Aangel452
    @Aangel452 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the most Hillarious video worldwide of all time…PLEASE bring us more like this you two!

  • @johnbull9195
    @johnbull9195 Před 4 lety +146

    "How can you be racist to a lift?" Well, if milk and maths can be racist then I am sure some ejit will have said it.

    • @xianeli8473
      @xianeli8473 Před 3 lety +5

      @makadeni123 isnt that what theyre called?

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle Před 3 lety +9

      @makadeni123 oh please lmao. you don't 'know' a teacher who got suspended for that. you read some unsubstantiated bs on a forum or got told a story and you ran with it without fact checking bc it triggered you so much

    • @RosieWilliamOlivia
      @RosieWilliamOlivia Před 3 lety

      @makadeni123 what are they called now?

    • @RosieWilliamOlivia
      @RosieWilliamOlivia Před 3 lety +1

      @makadeni123 well I'm calling them monkey bars forever. The only people who have a problem with that name are those who think "monkey" and then think "black person", and that's only left wing loonies (the most racist people alive).
      Haha!! Omg 😂 they will try anything! No one tanning is trying to look another race!! Are the Twitter psychos saying the same thing about skin bleaching? Because that's the #1 "beauty" product sold world wide.

  • @deepdiggertravelscammer2280

    Great Vid!

  • @jt-bg6ey
    @jt-bg6ey Před 3 lety +1

    Love it

  • @TinyVenox
    @TinyVenox Před 2 lety

    truly a banger

  • @rachelecorigliano7994
    @rachelecorigliano7994 Před rokem +1

    I'm Italian, I'd seen this video dozen of times and everytime I laugh to tears.

  • @swampygirl3748
    @swampygirl3748 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @khalafismail7143
    @khalafismail7143 Před 2 lety +1

    i have watched this a million times.

  • @jasperofreeds
    @jasperofreeds Před 3 lety +2

    I saw so many parodies of this. Nice to find the original. Cheers brah 🍻

  • @jacquelinehauser220
    @jacquelinehauser220 Před 2 lety +4

    What I want to say is I watched the the actual show that this sketch came from several times. I still lmaso everytime. Because I am Scottish and believe me I would react the same way.

  • @dritanrustja9562
    @dritanrustja9562 Před 2 lety +4

    This is hilarious: I just can't stop watching it and laughing 🤣😂!

  • @juliejh
    @juliejh Před 2 lety

    This is one of funniest one and shoes love them all nice job

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy Před rokem +2

    This was my first ever Burnistoun sketch, and it's been an incredible ride ever since. SCOTLAND FOREVER!!

  • @szilviapuzsin6980
    @szilviapuzsin6980 Před 2 lety +1

    I have to watch this weekly, honestly 🥰😂🙈

  • @rabbieburns2501
    @rabbieburns2501 Před 3 lety +2

    Had made one GIF before from this superb sketch & now I've made another few that will be available through twitter & FB in a few hours. Best Scottish comedy sketch ever!

  • @amitchellisinspiredtobebet9284

    This is so true

  • @aartichauhan9672
    @aartichauhan9672 Před 4 lety +1

    Amazing

  • @ledlight6630
    @ledlight6630 Před rokem +2

    Maybe you won't believe 😅 I watched this video maybe more than ten times and everytime I laughed in a loud voice 😂 they are really very good ❤ thanks very much ❤

  • @sir_chiizsawad2702
    @sir_chiizsawad2702 Před 3 lety +27

    It's Sad to See GENSHIN IMPACT videos are getting more views than this original

  • @prof.dr.gambohechel4030

    Thank you

  • @Hnm_B_Sweatin-_
    @Hnm_B_Sweatin-_ Před 2 lety +2

    Dude seriously I hear --- I love him!❤‍🔥(1:55)

  • @blacksheep1924
    @blacksheep1924 Před 3 lety +2

    IT'S SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER WITH CAPTIONS

  • @JoseAntonio-xolotl1001

    Magnifico, brilliant, 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @nikolasntais3947
    @nikolasntais3947 Před 3 lety

    i'm crying my eyes out

  • @johnlion3202
    @johnlion3202 Před 2 lety

    Freeedddddoooommmm 🔥🔥🔥😂😂 i remember watching that movie as a kid 🙌

  • @katarzynapeplinska1268
    @katarzynapeplinska1268 Před rokem +1

    I just adore "Burnistoun" and with another clip understand more from their speak :)) It's so unique and funny 😊. Good job Iain and Robert ❤.

  • @AlanRoberts-xy4wu
    @AlanRoberts-xy4wu Před 4 měsíci

    Omfg that was brilliant 😂👍

  • @julecaesara482
    @julecaesara482 Před 2 lety +1

    This video never fails to lift me up.
    Get it?

  • @0Nathre0
    @0Nathre0 Před 2 lety +1

    The cc killed me 😂

  • @maciekSlaskPL
    @maciekSlaskPL Před rokem

    Mega!!!

  • @10gems-musiclibrary72

    Epic..

  • @jasminejasmine4698
    @jasminejasmine4698 Před 3 lety +2

    I want this to be played in my funeral