Matteo Lane Goes To Staten Island With Eric D'Alessandro

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  • @matteolanecomedy
    @matteolanecomedy  Před měsícem +2

    Check out the extended version on our Patreon: patreon.com/MatteoLane

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před měsícem +289

    “all of the work is being done by the TRUE italians… the mexicans.” 😭

    • @melizab2424
      @melizab2424 Před měsícem +6

      Yup! The hispanics( cus the central 🇭🇳& south r n ther too)

  • @melisasmith303
    @melisasmith303 Před měsícem +144

    That was the sexiest grocery shopping I ever saw.

  • @nikki80368
    @nikki80368 Před měsícem +151

    I love these little slice of life videos you do. It reminds me of the energy of just going out shopping with friends, just chilling and sharing stories. ❤

  • @eros4434
    @eros4434 Před měsícem +120

    Fun dynamic, would love to see more … and it doesn’t hurt that you’re both easy on the eyes

  • @actmoiseisaac
    @actmoiseisaac Před měsícem +42

    Matteo came to WORK 💥

  • @teralmiles
    @teralmiles Před měsícem +43

    I’d like to see Eric make some creamy sauce. Actually, I’d like to help Eric make some creamy sauce.

  • @Tulpen23
    @Tulpen23 Před měsícem +16

    I've had a really hard weak, which has caused me to practically stop eating due to the stress.
    Your video not only cheered me up, but you made me so hungry, you got me to want to eat for the first time today! Thank you 😊
    Love these "Matteo goes shopping" videos!

  • @johnhaxby306
    @johnhaxby306 Před měsícem +41

    There are no naked pics of Eric on the internet in case you are wondering

    • @mysticseraph2213
      @mysticseraph2213 Před měsícem +3

      Much sadness 😭

    • @greenbrown7776
      @greenbrown7776 Před měsícem +5

      That's criminal.

    • @shutitdown1026
      @shutitdown1026 Před měsícem +1

      Hahaha!!!!!!!

    • @user-tt5xj5ib1e
      @user-tt5xj5ib1e Před měsícem +2

      Can someone throw an iced coffee on the man with a camera on standby to take photos when he has to remove his shirt :D 🤔😜🤣

  • @AV-nk9kp
    @AV-nk9kp Před měsícem +5

    Matteo WINTOUR in Staten Island perfectly shocking!

  • @GSP96
    @GSP96 Před měsícem +14

    That man is fine as hell

  • @AndrewRyannn
    @AndrewRyannn Před měsícem +10

    “Which ones gay?” Probably the one with sunglasses while inside.

    • @SH-sq6pz
      @SH-sq6pz Před měsícem

      Be nice, he’s obviously paying homage to Ray Charles 😂

  • @-HRH
    @-HRH Před měsícem +67

    "You know me...not too big" - every Italian realistic about their private anatomy

    • @Altonahh10
      @Altonahh10 Před měsícem

      Gay Italians realistic about their anatomy? Come on, you´re joking, right? 🤣

    • @revdupartist9386
      @revdupartist9386 Před měsícem +3

      And it’s obligatory to talk about it in public. 😆

  • @flarethefox9836
    @flarethefox9836 Před měsícem +12

    Omg Eric and you are literally so funny! Collabs are too good, please do more!

  • @leopanthera8261
    @leopanthera8261 Před měsícem +15

    "Brioschi" - growing up, my Mother (God rest her Italian soul) - would make me take a glass of this fizzing "disgusting" stuff if I didn't have a "bowel movement" that day ~ hated it then... but it WORKED!!! Oh, Matteo - what things you make me dredge up in my half-dead brain!!!

  • @alexandravalentina4854
    @alexandravalentina4854 Před měsícem +16

    Two of my favorite comedians at my favorite supermarket in my hometown. I always say that La Bella is the Disney world of Italian Supermarkets.

  • @augusts1
    @augusts1 Před měsícem +9

    Fun video. Eric is so gorgeous. Thanks for the intro to him Matteo.

  • @iimmannii
    @iimmannii Před měsícem +14

    Was not expecting the Ashlee Simpson reference lol

  • @brandongill5376
    @brandongill5376 Před měsícem +19

    Two of my favorite people in one video!?!? Love it

  • @SCOTTIETHOMPSON10314
    @SCOTTIETHOMPSON10314 Před měsícem +3

    As a native Staten Islander, when I saw the title of this video, I kind of rolled my eyes thinking you would not like it here - - - SOOOOOOO glad you enjoyed your visit to the market!!!!!!

  • @nicolerisell3871
    @nicolerisell3871 Před měsícem +4

    The prosciutto panic killed me 😂

  • @fgorlando
    @fgorlando Před měsícem +8

    I quit buying barilla years ago for this exact reason. It’s a waste to throw out but mama knows. Ciao Felicia 😂

    • @5678mmmm
      @5678mmmm Před měsícem +2

      Hahah! This has to be my favorite take on the popular saying, but Italianized..Ciao Felicia!🤣

  • @sa.377
    @sa.377 Před měsícem +16

    Nice!! Do more that just a Staten Island visit together!

  • @5678mmmm
    @5678mmmm Před měsícem +2

    So ironic that that Eric has a whole “Supermarket Fun” series on his YT channel and it’s a hilarious mess in the best way possible…very Lizy Koshy-esque! 😆I loveddd this video of you 2, you pair so well. More Matteo and Eric please!🙏 ❤

  • @user-em4ek9bz5o
    @user-em4ek9bz5o Před měsícem +15

    I NEED this store ❤😂

  • @nitastacy8325
    @nitastacy8325 Před měsícem +3

    Loved every minute of this. So fun to see you two shopping together!

  • @xtianmiguel9126
    @xtianmiguel9126 Před měsícem +6

    This was so fun! TBH I wanna go here just because of you two! I need y'all to collaborate more!

  • @abnormalizeit
    @abnormalizeit Před měsícem +5

    When they broke out the prosciutto, I so desparately wanted to be there with them ❤😂

  • @DoReMi1189
    @DoReMi1189 Před měsícem +5

    Two of my favorites in the same video 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Greg07623
    @Greg07623 Před měsícem +2

    You are the only person I know who makes food shopping so fun and exciting. Your escapades always make me feel happy.

  • @masters1313
    @masters1313 Před měsícem +2

    Great video Chris! Appreciate all that you do......

  • @CakeboyRiP
    @CakeboyRiP Před měsícem +11

    Yes he's cute for sure. Oh and so are you Matteo 😊

  • @eyeseajujubee
    @eyeseajujubee Před měsícem

    This was so much fun. I loved your guys dynamic and how wonderfully Italian this video was

  • @NebulousMind
    @NebulousMind Před měsícem +12

    Your hot friend makes me glad I'm planning to move back to New York 😂

  • @jameseichelberger3164
    @jameseichelberger3164 Před měsícem +1

    Loved Mateo's street cred with his "Zelda" namedrops!❤❤❤❤

  • @TxManNSA
    @TxManNSA Před měsícem +4

    You and Eric need to do more content together!! Maybe comparing La Bella to other Italian markets? See how the competition stacks up!

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před měsícem +2

    i LOVEEEE fusilli pasta. grips sauces and chopped veggies/meats so well!

  • @brooke2dashook
    @brooke2dashook Před měsícem +2

    I thought that was Marco from Degrassi 😭😭

  • @stefanienava
    @stefanienava Před měsícem +6

    I can't believe you've never had Brioschi!

  • @JohnIzze
    @JohnIzze Před měsícem

    2 very funny people. Love ya both

  • @douglasmijangos3327
    @douglasmijangos3327 Před měsícem +3

    I’d love to have a person like Matteo in my life .. I feel like he’d be really caring and sharing even if you were not his friend.. like if he’d come back from Italy he’d say “Here I brought you this delicious parmigiano reggiano” or you’d get to work and he’d offer you something delicious he made at home.. God Bless Matteo❤

    • @thebeardedseeker5633
      @thebeardedseeker5633 Před měsícem +1

      or he'd say, " I never liked you" and start throwing loose, slightly bloody hair plugs at you until you leave.

    • @douglasmijangos3327
      @douglasmijangos3327 Před měsícem

      @@thebeardedseeker5633 😂 nah I’m usually good to get along wit .. I’d say the majority of people seem to be fond of me or I usually just ignore the people that mean nothing to me .. but I feel like if Matteo is your neighbor he’ll probably try to be nice to you .. he seems like a caring person 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @deenadamico2673
    @deenadamico2673 Před měsícem +2

    If Eric says 'cream' one more time I'm gonna. 😻

  • @novakd1530
    @novakd1530 Před měsícem +7

    these are the best videos and your "friend" is hot

  • @GodIsLoveEternally888
    @GodIsLoveEternally888 Před měsícem +10

    Your Mom is so great for throwing out the homophobic pasta! And she showed you too. Best Mom.

  • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
    @user-yo3vt7ft1p Před měsícem +11

    Matteo, you lovely slice of decadent tiramisu!

  • @charmsz566
    @charmsz566 Před měsícem +2

    Lol yesssss the lemon digestive stuff!!! Idk I’ve digested just fine my whole life but I always wanted to try it lol

  • @luciavedovi2684
    @luciavedovi2684 Před měsícem +15

    Ma il prosciutto l'avete pagato? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariellas7369
    @mariellas7369 Před měsícem +3

    This made my little guido heart so happy, I feel like I gained weight just from watching

  • @chad5893
    @chad5893 Před měsícem

    This is a great duo...

  • @angelalaszkow4072
    @angelalaszkow4072 Před měsícem +1

    I have never ran to open a CZcams notification faster than this one. When two worlds collide…they really collide 😁

  • @jadaz5818
    @jadaz5818 Před měsícem +4

    You SHOULD dissolve it in water, but it's so funny to eat it like that, it's like fizzy candy... also, Matteo, I saw Rigoni d'Asiago Jam in your hands, so many flavours to choose from

  • @IjeomaThePlantMama
    @IjeomaThePlantMama Před měsícem

    I always love a wild Francesco appearance!❤

  • @ireniaks
    @ireniaks Před měsícem +1

    Best use of farfalle are to paint them with watercolors and glue them on sticks. Very pretty 🦋

  • @Juno2812
    @Juno2812 Před měsícem

    That pasta aisle! So many choices!!❤

  • @bfigliozzi
    @bfigliozzi Před měsícem

    Two of my favorite comedians together? I've died. Met Eric down here in NC when he performed a few years ago. Super nice and absolutely hilarious. The day I meet Matteo, fa'get about itttt...

  • @BigdipperAK87
    @BigdipperAK87 Před měsícem +5

    Please tell me why Matteo always wears his shades inside 😂❤

    • @greenbrown7776
      @greenbrown7776 Před měsícem +1

      'cause it's cute.

    • @BigdipperAK87
      @BigdipperAK87 Před měsícem

      @greenbrown7776 I mean, I don't diagree I just find it funny

    • @greenbrown7776
      @greenbrown7776 Před měsícem

      @@BigdipperAK87 / He's just doing cool, sexy gay man stuff!

  • @amym1126
    @amym1126 Před měsícem +2

    Finding out in midlife through DNA testing that I am mostly Italian...I love this. I am adopted, so I am now into everything Italian. 😊❤

  • @46NorthAvenue1983
    @46NorthAvenue1983 Před měsícem

    Agreee on all pasta shape reviews 😂

  • @tomklem9390
    @tomklem9390 Před měsícem

    The speck there is amazing.

  • @iamuhura
    @iamuhura Před měsícem +1

    I would watch y'all do a weekly shopping trip 😊

  • @JeffreyC610
    @JeffreyC610 Před měsícem +1

    Farfalle/Rotini😍😍🥰🥰👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 How freindly, some rando hand reached out & handed a package of pasta. 😅👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @victorin74
    @victorin74 Před měsícem

    When he said “finally making SI look good “ he read my mind LOL 😂

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru Před měsícem +3

    I love these! 😆 Moar please!!

  • @teresamr
    @teresamr Před měsícem

    Brioschi!😊 I recently found some on Amazon, a childhood memory and it works!

  • @Shondelisa
    @Shondelisa Před měsícem +2

    8:40 sent me, yous got cookies or somethin?!

  • @xcala3038
    @xcala3038 Před měsícem +2

    Bro. The man bun.

  • @user-hd8hw4rv5t
    @user-hd8hw4rv5t Před 28 dny +1

    we need matteo lane goes to omegamart

  • @jacquelinevillarreal657
    @jacquelinevillarreal657 Před měsícem +1

    LOVE MATEO!!! 🇮🇹🇺🇸🇲🇽

  • @EJVLA1
    @EJVLA1 Před měsícem +1

    He’s a top? Perfect

  • @katlegomoleme2821
    @katlegomoleme2821 Před 23 dny

    I've always wondered who is Italian and who is Mexican between Matteo's parents. This was a great ep, really enjoyed it. 🤩

  • @nanvolentine9110
    @nanvolentine9110 Před měsícem +4

    Nice. But you need to go to Arthur Ave. in the Bronx. And have lunch at Full Moon Pizza, the veggie pie is amazing.

  • @johnnyitalia418
    @johnnyitalia418 Před měsícem

    Fusilli is my favorite pasta for meat sauce, & then Pastina w/butter! ❤❤❤

  • @antoniomromo
    @antoniomromo Před měsícem +2

    Ok the part about the Italian cleaning supplies got me deep. It's identical to old school Mexican grandmas. They don't trust the American version of anything.

  • @donseiler1307
    @donseiler1307 Před měsícem +1

    Great video.

  • @Jami3328
    @Jami3328 Před měsícem

    I’m living for the Zelda references haha

  • @donovancatuncan5481
    @donovancatuncan5481 Před měsícem

    I love that there are so many items in La Bella and they ended up buying bottles of Gerber😂

  • @BBQNBLUES
    @BBQNBLUES Před měsícem +2

    As I eat Vermicelli, watching you two discuss it's foible's. ha

  • @Christine31684
    @Christine31684 Před měsícem +3

    @mateolane you need to go to Uncle Giuseppe’s in Jersey

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare Před měsícem +1

      They have them in New York, too 😄 on Long Island. The best!!!!!!

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar Před měsícem

    Looked like a lot of fun. I'd be there every weekend if I lived that close

  • @DanicaLo
    @DanicaLo Před měsícem

    I love this! Have you been to Uncle Giuseppe's Marketplace in Long Island?

  • @Komadaki
    @Komadaki Před měsícem +2

    Grrrl, it says "effervescente" right on the jar!
    A jar of alka-seltzer is weird though....

  • @Elmerphant
    @Elmerphant Před měsícem

    OMFG Matteo & Eric

  • @kimberlyloranger8321
    @kimberlyloranger8321 Před měsícem

    Interesting to see how you guys go grocery shopping. I used to eat 24 month cheese too, but once I tried the 3 year cheese I couldn't really go back, even though it's gotten quite expensive. I also used to be able to find portobello mushroom ravioli, it was so good, but they don't seem to sell it anymore in grocery stores here, though I can find it in some restaurants. If you ever find it you might want to try it yourself, I used to find it in prepackaged meals with fetuccine type sauce. Really good stuff.

  • @Studycase3000
    @Studycase3000 Před měsícem

    Eric👀😍 Oh my...

  • @ms.laterholmes2890
    @ms.laterholmes2890 Před měsícem +2

    Fuckn protein😂😂

  • @kbVACArestatecarsnrvs
    @kbVACArestatecarsnrvs Před měsícem +1

    That last pasta was so big you could use to roll up your hair, I mean, what are you trying to do to me here? Especially with Eric, mama mia! Thatza spicy meatball!

  • @TehxHope
    @TehxHope Před měsícem

    9:05 😳oh my Eric

  • @5678mmmm
    @5678mmmm Před měsícem

    PLEASE do a cooking episode with Eric!! Something Italian forsuree

  • @lisa6621
    @lisa6621 Před měsícem

    omgosh... I can't find Pastina... I have to order it.. Its my favorite and Rigatoni ... I did order Pistachio spread... delish..

  • @SactownOwen
    @SactownOwen Před měsícem +2

    Too much handsome in one video! Bring me my salts!

  • @jbt6007
    @jbt6007 Před měsícem

    I hope Eric made some good cream spread! So funny.

  • @candylove1234
    @candylove1234 Před měsícem

    So many zelda references 😂😂

  • @francesco4007
    @francesco4007 Před měsícem

    i hope i get a ticket to see your show in Rome on April 30

  • @skiddlybop8
    @skiddlybop8 Před měsícem

    I would like to try that pistachio spread, will look for it in the Italian butcher wherebthey have hazalnut butter without cocoa.

  • @twistingboulevard
    @twistingboulevard Před měsícem

    That lemon spread is VERY sweet, but the pistachio is bomb. PS Matteo a lot of these goods can be bought at Raffetto’s in the village too! 😉

  • @greenbrown7776
    @greenbrown7776 Před měsícem

    OMG. I'd move to Staten Island just to be close to that grocery store, and I'm not remotely Italian. What a fun outing!

  • @mossman3249
    @mossman3249 Před měsícem

    the fact that I knew where this was immediately!!!!!! there's a lot of places on the north shore to go to tho. Staten Island isn't just a boat and Pete Davidson go see some other things outside of the south shore. its like New Jersey over there

  • @skiddlybop8
    @skiddlybop8 Před měsícem

    Always go with the San Daniele prosciutto, which you can get in most big supermarkets.

  • @taureanfighter
    @taureanfighter Před měsícem

    As a (now former) Staten Islander of 24 years, this brought me joy. :D

  • @ericlindstrom8932
    @ericlindstrom8932 Před měsícem

    I would love to see Matteo do a video in Queen Victoria Market in Melbourne, Australia and eating Chicken Parm in Melbourne. Bring Nick it would be a blast.