The Cringiest TV Show of All Time: Keys to the VIP
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- čas přidán 31. 01. 2019
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This week, we take a look at the cringiest TV show of all time, Keys to the VIP. Put your aviators on and get ready to be SUAVE.
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DEFINITELY!
Yes we love them :)))
y e s p l e a s e
You HAVE to do a video about That’s So Weird the whole thing feels like a fever dream
When you ask a women to dance and her friend steps between you, chances are you are creep
oh 💯
Props to that friend though
sometimes their best friend is an obnoxious bitch though but yeah
@@gutsbrsk and most of the time the best friend wants what’s best for that person.
@@gutsbrsk lad, if you started dancing with my best friend, I would get in between y'all real quick...
“i’m what the ladies like”
as a lady i can assure you i do not like you
If someone finds this man attractive I will personally yeet myself off a cliff
@@sarahluna5286 .
Biggie Cheese Honestly saaaamme
As a lesbian I can agree.
Do you like Sargent Major Avery Junior Johnson from Halo. He *knows* what the ladies like
"I'm what the ladies like"
Narrator: "He was not what the ladies liked."
💀💀
Stanley Parable?
Narrator ate ✨🙄
Other names they were considering: “Sexual Harassment For Fun and Profit!” “Dude, Where’s my Restraining Order!?” and “Creepin’ It Real!”
Creepin' it real is way too good
Creepin’ it Real 🔥
Cocoa Butter really says he gets girls by smiling but he always be like: 😐
More like 👁👄👁
And that's why he doesnt get the girls
Cecilia N. yup
His smile is too powerful for us
*I’m what the ladies like 😐*
"U are rat" killed me. I'm crying
krista gruel right above your comment, there is a comment saying “U are rat”
Same
I AM A RAT. I EAT THE TRASH
This got me in tears too😂😂
"We're rats we're rats we're the rats. we hunt at night we stalk at night we're the rats. IM DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKE ALL OF DA RULES! lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into."
As a lesbian, this both fascinating and horrifying.
this is the real aroace lesbian solidarity bc i watched this entire video and i’m still boggled
This show is what makes me question my attraction to men
@@reagancorbett2080 Totally agree. Like what???
@@reagancorbett2080 I’m bi questioning but I’m still boggled
As a straight girl, this is just horrifying
all of the girls they were hitting on *cough cough* "harassing" were clearly so uncomfortable by the interactions. and their friends were trying to get them out of the situations because they could tell they were uncomfortable.
This show is a visual representation of how uncomfortable it is to be a female at a club/bar.
i cant fathom how ignorant all six men are to making all those girls feel so uncomfortable i- i dont know how to explain it its so bad
picking up girls if they’re ok with it is great, but they were trying forcibly to get them and that would make me uncomfortable
@Turquoise Cheetah Being sexually harrassed at bars and public meeting spots is a real issue for a lot of women, including myself. What's bullshit is denying people the right to voice their struggles, even if you can't personally relate...
I've never been uncomfortable at a bar with my mates unless guys keep bothering us. Some guys are very polite and respectful, take no for an answer and we have a nice chat before they go on their merry way.
We've had problems a handful of times with guys being douchebags because we've rebuffed their advances but I'd rather focus on the positives and not let a small handful of guys ruin my experiences at all bars or tarnish my view of all men.
It also depends where you go and what the crowd is like there, a crowd under 21 is always a more inebriated crowd. Since they're less experienced with alcohol there tends to be way more dickheads about.
But maybe not in America since they can't drink till 21, I dunno about Canada.
Turquoise Cheetah no of course not. What an absolutely ridiculous statement. The oppression of women is completely eradicated in western society 👍
Alternate title for this show: Creeps in the Club
😅
Underrated
yeah like fr
Featuring Chris D'Elia.
Ikr
"You wanna dance?" "I’m already dancing with her." "We can all dance together." "No."
This show really screamed “yeah women are objects” *epic guitar solo*
holy shit you just awokend a distant memory in me 😭
I love how the extra greeting started just as a joke and now it’s his legacy
It’s like Greg for Danny 😂
dee it’s like his *thing*
Shane has hey what’s up you guys yes
Drew Gooden has hey guy
Danny Gonzalez has Greg
Kurtis has the *extra greeting*
Tiffany Rock Tom Harlock has “i do not have an intro” 😂
at first few seconds i had this video on mute and even so i knew what he was saying
His amount of subscribers grows super fast and I actually believe the extra greeting to be the secret formula. I know that´s what got ME
"The Trapper" looks like Mark Zuckerberg from another dimension where he still lives with his parents and wants to be a pick up artist.
he looks like a failed zuck prototype before they finally got the robot the way they wanted it
He kind of looks like Bill Gates’ and Zuck’s love child
he looks like a mix of ethan slater and zuckerberg lmaoo
i thought he looked like fucking Tom Holland i-
@@tyler001 same lollll
It's worse in other episodes. One of their tasks is to literally seperate the targets from their group of friends and isolate them. And my favorite quote from the "experts" is "there's nothing like the fear of violence to increase the sexual tension. She's scared and she has a man there to save her."
WHAT
Horrifying.
nah what 😦😦
EXCUSE ME
hmmmm... i wonder... why wqould she be scared?
LMAO at cocoa butter dude wandering around that club like a penguin on club penguin
this show should just be called second hand embarrassment: creepy middle aged men edition
Second hand embarrassment: Lowkey sexual harassment edition
Second hand embarrassment: dehumanising sexual harrassment experience
“You’ll feel so bad that you will quit dating altogether.”
Hahahahhahahahaha
Then no one would watch
As a woman I’m scared.
Honestly he’s downright menacing. These guys on the show seen way nicer
David Greenleaf honestly especially w that moustache i wish that one of those guys on the show would take over if I’m honest
Aren't we always
As a human that identifies as a female i am very scared
as a ex woman i am also scared
Chris has 40% more eyebrow than any person actually needs
I can physically feel how scared some of those girls are
See I feel like it would have been great to have a female panel of judges roasting the hell out of these men completely failing to treat other women like human beings. I wanna see that show instead
That twist makes it exponentially better.
Crazy how the judges were all men tho. Probably because their misogynistic asses didn’t want a woman’s opinion.
I would love that show honestly
Abby Wolffe w
kayizcray someone make it happen
the water tower in Kurtistown is full of Respect Women Juice™️
Maddie H n he b drinking that every day
instead of being spiked with vodka... its spiked with Respect Woman Juice
i love ur pfp hi fellow mxmtoon stan (or maybe you saw it and thought it was aesthetic, still cool)
• ioanna d • total maia stan
They also chemically treat it with LGBTQIA+ inclusivity fluid
What’s sad is I used to go out by myself all the time. It’s super easy to make friend if u approach others like they’re people not some prize or game. Even if ur not everyone’s cup of tea just feel the vibe
It is a game though
12:40 Anybody notice the non moustached doppleganger behind him?
OMGGGG LOLL
Words can’t express how sorry I feel for the women in this show
You have 1.3k likes my dude
ikr
BLITZ - 1.9k* likes
Welcome to clubbing whilst female.
@Vivian Sondrini *3k
"Im not judging his looks bc he cant choose that"
Seconds later
*"this is what you see before you die"*
Lol it was more like the super intimidating expression on his face. You can change your expression.
Laura Cannon people got rbf tho
@@tundranone8366 and the overly done eyebrows
Shuccuie I'm peeing😩😩😂😂😂😂😭😭
slight problematic
I remember this episode. This was the worst thing to happen to Jakovs/Yakovs. I’ve been working on repairing our legacy ever since.
I feel so bad for the girls because obviously they are so uncomfortable and one girl got literally pulled around by the dudes because they were fighting over her
Exactly omg they’re like grabbing at her and trying to take her like she’s a pool stick. It’s disturbing
Did he seriously grow that ugly caterpillar just to get a sponsor?
Master level dedication
Kyle Martin that’s what I thought hehe
😂😂😂😂
Bruh dont be mean
😂
I was thinking the same thing earlier like thats some dedication
Yakov looks like Tom Holland did 8 hours of coke and only ate raw frogs
the real tom holland prefers seven hours of coke and likes his frogs well-cooked
Why does this make sense?
Dear god
well that’s oddly specific-
Omfg this is the most accurate thing I have ever heard
"A hopelessly romantic man" well thats _absolutely_ not true. There is just no reality where a dude choosing to look like Chris Gaines and Billy Ray Cyrus had a baby, and then the baby grew up and founded r/incels, is a hopeless romantic.
Omg noo the part where 2 dudes came up and damn near cornered the girl 😭😭 if this happened to me I'd literally be punching 😂😂
When your only personality trait is liking cocoa butter
Relatable
i laughed way to hard at this-
Don't call me out like that!
I’m not like other guys I like
C O C O A B U T T E R
😂😂😂😂😂
kurtis really be drinking his respect women juice daily and it shows dude
wamen*
*wahmen
*_girls_
Fem*ales
WOMZ
When he said "everybody loves a cowboy" I thought he said "everybody loves a cat boy" and honestly that would have been better
12:28
Tbh I stopped paying attention to this part cuz there's ligit a clone of him behind him- is no one talking about this? Kurtis didn't and I thought he would :0
The judge saying at 11:00 "What does this girl care?" Shows how completely ignorant he is of what the girls on this show are experiencing. How can you have an ENTIRE SHOW dedicated to creeping women out and NEVER PICK UP on this trick? I have had friends step in for me, and I've stepped in for them because it's really creepy when a guy comes on to you that strong.
And they he went “ these girls look old enough to vote “
Bruh what they’re adults obviously no teen is going there
Yeah that girl was protecting her friend from an obvious creep. It's so sick how predatory their behavior is on this show.
I genuinely wonder how they've made it to adulthood fully unaware of the concept of coming through for a friend to get them out of a situation. how self absorbed and unaware do you have to be for that to never cross your mind?
@@NameName-yj7lp yeah was he in favor of an adult man trying to hit on someone NOT old enough to vote (a child) on tv?!
@@CJ-iz3mp they don’t have friends so they wouldn’t understand. Smh it’s sad.
god its so uncomfortable to watch a single guy just obviously hunting through the crowd
nice job on the likes
‘Hunting’ is right it comes across as so predatory
Some of the men in London clubs were like this. You could see them circling like sharks, waiting to pick off an isolated girl. The best they could hope for was date rape. It was so creepy
Sorry I had to like your comment so it is no longer at 666 😱
Of course my experience isn’t nearly as bad as what these women had to deal with but this reminds me of my years in middle and elementary school where boys would dare eachother to ask me out for shits and giggles
holy shit suppressed memories from middle school just came back
coming back to his old videos just to feel the joy of an extra greeting
All of these men make me... *~covers drink~*
Almost a year later and no “not all guys are like this”. Maybe there is hope for the internit
*coco butter chris raises brows*
@bumbo _____oni the 87th mans it’s one letter get your panties out of a twist
@@TheChemistBeats lmaoo i think we found the guy wHo iSnT LiKe tHaT
@@marconi1906 where?
This show is the anti-Queer Eye
zw0lfb4um TRUE
ikr!?
They could have called it Straight Blind
👁-
Both are reallll bad though
I'm physically hurting trying to watch these clips. You are some kind of superhuman for making it through an entire episode of this show.
“I don’t make fun of how he looks, he didn’t choose to look that way.”
10 seconds later
“This other guy looks like a murderer.”
“Who doesn’t love a cowboy?”
Kurtis: *yEe yEe*
Honey Bre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HEARD TJST FJDJDJDJD
They're literally competing at who can be the most misogynistic... Classic 2000s
Little Rascals who?
the amount of guys who have tried to hit on me at the club just by questionably dancing is crazy. it works 0% of the time
"the cameras are hidden, the women are real, and the game is on"
i like how "real women" implies that this show could also be simulated with fuckin like robot women or something. or like aliens in skin suits
“I’m what the ladies like”...to stay away from 😅😂
oooOOoOoohHHhHHhHHHhHhHhhhHHhHHHHhHHhHhHHhHhHHHhHHHhHHHhHHhhHhhHhHhHhhHhHhHHhhHh
Trueee
Wowwwwwww!!!!
so trueee
Or as an example to why they're lesbian when asked by a straight
That ad was so well integrated I'm not even mad 😂😂
Nos Hyena whyyyy areee you here nos the heck
Omg Nos I’ve seen you in the comments here 3 times now xD
Nos, you right
Your a fury get out
@@Kate-sz5dq ur mom
"...Only because of the extremely popped collar..."
*The man's collar isn't popped.*
8:37
are we just gonna ignore the fact that a show about picking up women does not have one woman judge?
that definitely would have helped
"What do women think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different men..."
I know right?! Like the fuck? Also gurl: women aren’t a hive mind. Different people are attracted to different things.
“What do men think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different women...”
This is a joke. Please do not harass anyone. Peace.
Ahh yes the famous method of performing market research for you target audience on NOT your target audience
Respects women, acknowledges nonbinary people, we stan a woke KING
oh we STAN
muna osman whomst tf you talking to mate
@marli ferguson I'm good
🤤
Shift P oh hey there gamzee, this is the first time I actually agree with you.
Kurtis just makes me so happy because he's so respectful of women. Like you know what, go off Kurtis, go off my man. I could not be more proud. 💜💜
"I don't make fun of how he looks"
30 seconds later
"Look at this guy, he has the face of a killer."
If a man came up to me and introduced himself as ‘Coco Butter Chris’, I would punch him in the trachea.
Also if there was a guy named “the trapper”?? RED FLAGS ALL OVER LMAO
Xander Rodriguez too right XD
*Chris:* I'm what the ladies like
*Me, thinking about how respectful and funny Kurtis is:* h e l l n a h
Emilia Pisica the Ashton meme is 👌
@@localshovel8110 Thank you 👌
Your profile pic is u when u write this comment
@@lcr8817 I don’t get it
I love that Kurtis is like "theyre bullying him for his looks :(" and then immediately goes to bully a guy for his looks 💀
I think it was mostly because of the eyebrows, facial hair, and the fact that he’d greased himself up lol. Still all things he could control.
That is the best segue into a brand deal I've ever seen. He grew a moustache because he knew we'd be mean and it was just perfect.
You know it’s bad when any guy calls their room their “palace”
Aren't these guys like at least 21? Why are they showing off their room like they're teenagers anyway?
💀
"Or whatever you choose to identify as"
"They're not treating woman like people"
This is why I love krut.
Holy shit willow it's you! Off of discord!!!
K r u t
Kurtis says trans rights
Same but tbh how can someone not love him
Krut really said right for everyone
Kurtis Conner : accepting your gender with every sponsorship
5:46 Thanks for clarifying. Always pisses me off when they invite robots or lizard people for this type of tv. Glad there are some real, authentic women on this show.
Ah yes, my fantasy of being hit on by men with WWE nicknames and the ugliest style sense and/or facial hair can be satisfied.
A few tips;
1. Guys are mostly overrated (Except for Kurt)
2. You're pretty cute.. you gay?
(this a joke)
@@wolftango6084 Yes I am very *limp hand while lady gaga is playing*
"Cocoa Butter Chris"
“ThE tRaPpEr” also known as mark zuckyburg but if he did stayed in milk and did
8 hours of drugs
I'M DYING
things I gained from my extra greeting:
1. clear skin
2. straight As
3. a billion dollars
4. love from my parents
there's literally no reason not to subscribe, thanks kurtis!
hotel: trivago
The part where Kurtis was acting out Cocoa Butter Chris’ stare had me dying 😭
"They're making fun of something he didn't choose, he didn't choose to look like that"
"LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE MUST BE IN PRISON"
dollar shave club saw you growing out your mustache and decided that they can't allow that
anna ou-
he grew it out just for the promotion. (alot of youtubers do that actually)
kiiturii it was a joke mate
@@lolwhat4606 ik, just thought the fact was interesting enough to mention
kiiturii oh ofc no problem mate
I swear to god Kurtis always has the smoothest way of promoting his sponsors
damn smooth intros to the sponsors
but not as smooth as dr carver's easy shave butter
true @Harrris S . but don't you mean shave better.
I know. lame.
Hey are u feeling good ?
yeah
I actually really love this show. No way in hell they’d reboot it today but it was such an entertaining watch.
I need more of these old Canadian show videos. I completely forgot about these shows.
Kurtis: *makes fun of soft boy*
Kurtis: *is also soft boy*
Edit: He can call himself a hard boy or a sweet boy but he is still a soft boy lmao
He specified he was a hard boy
He's a sweet boy also a hard boy
u look like a dad in your 20s on vacation in hawaii
See... I got weed dealer in Hawaii.
my dad
Can confirm. 90% of people look like that here.
rain greene your face is roundish
i thought he looked like a lesbian (this isnt meant as an insult, i am a lesbian myself), and i guess theres a specific kind of lesbian that really looks like dads on vacation in hawaii but younger. i could make some venn diagram out of this
That was the smoothest transition into a sponsorship that I've ever seen
Binge watching all your videos cause im sick and i think the laughter is healing me... Thank you Kurtis ☺
So no ones gonna talk about that dude named peaches?😂
I wish I was called peaches
@@tutifruity1154 ill call you peaches
@@yezi1796 thank you xx
what about sheldon, the unorthodox philosopher
dont ask why, but that line fuckin killed me
Irrelevant Being
bruh his name is peachez with a z smh
Not use any words and just dance is exactly what 89% of weird men do to women in clubs
The one time I went to a club the only dudes I danced with did exactly this and they were actually kind of good and pretty cool.
Partly because it’s so goddamn loud. Damn I sound old but I always hated how loud it was and having to shout. I preferred bars to dance clubs. BUT you’re absolutely right, dancing while exuding a sense of fun, open confidence simply invites a girl to dance along, no awkward cringey pickup lines. Body language is so important, I hope people aren’t losing the ability to read it as the Internet has consumed so much of our communication focus.
Yup, I am old for sure. Ugh.
Edit::Was replying to Female Anatomy, oops.
Accurate
this made me feel way better about my flirting skills, that's for sure
usually i skip through the ads but got damn kurtis that transition into the ad was flawless that i sat through it LOL respect the grind
1. Please never stop making these weird Canadian show commentaries, there’s too many wrecking havoc in my memories to stop now
2. “Cocoa butter Chris” is literally the embodiment of every Toronto wasteyute you find at the club
Wasteyute?
Bounty The quicker picker upper yes wasteyute. If you know, you know.
Bounty The quicker picker upper I gotchu fam. Watch 4yallentertainment tdot goon scrap dvd 2016 and 2017
for my fellow non-Canadians: "Wasteyute: Toronto slang with Caribbean Roots. A youthful person that is a waste of time and space."
Urban Dictionary
This comment is everything 😂
girls: *out in a club trying to have fun*
straight men: this is a REAL LIFE BATTLE FIELD
“U are rat”
Why the fuck did *That* of all thing make me laugh my ass off
I just found KurtisTown 2 weeks ago and am going through a hard divorce of 11 years to a person with NPD. Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs and hope in these dark days. I love it here.
Kurtis: I only make fun of the things he can choose like his hobbies, not the way he looks, don't be mean
Kurtis, 2 seconds later: this guy looks like murderer
To be fair he does lol
He reminded me of Vaas from Far Cry 3, who's... well if you know you know 💀
I mean, he wasn't making fun of that guy's appearance tho, he was making fun of his lack of facial expressions as being cold and calculated
@@0.-.0 my comment is only a joke, my dude...
He did choose to keep his hair short and cover himself with cocoa butter (it makes him look sweaty, like he just killed someone) and he has that murderous grin
Literally the “dance with me so this creepy guy doesn’t come over here and grind on me” is the oldest strategy in the book.
Also I’ve had two guys try to corral me while I was not sober and it was probably one of the most terrifying experiences of my life so...don’t ever do that 😊
first rule of girl code seriously, I feel like there's no way this is the first time these guys are encountering it
It's so frustrating and sad that this happens to girls so often that we have to actively look out for and protect each other
@@pissapocalypse more men leave the shitty evil masculinity that was shoved down our throats every single day. Its just fucking mind blowing it took this long.
sheesh 😦
@@pissapocalypse that’s honestly so fucking sad
"Chris please clicky link" is absolutely the best advertising I've ever seen
every video is "very special" to us Kurtis, we love you
Kurtis: I'm not making fun of his looks
Also Kurtis: This guy's face is what you see before you die
😂😂😂
To be fair it was the other guy who's looks he was making fun of.
To be fair, it's a scary damn face...not ugly, scary with a knife
Kurtis single-handedly kept this show on the air as a 10 year old
2:25 so THATS how ur supposed to remove them..💀
4:58 why does the intro sound like danganronpa execution music but jazzier
bababababaooooo
Feminist Kurtis is my favorite Kurtis
Quarter-Turn he’s not really being a feminist, lmao.
Ikr 😂❤️
I once killed A man with my shoe a feminist is simply someone who supports equal rights
I once killed A man with my shoe he really is, tho
I once killed A man with my shoe yeah he is
“and the women are real” *well god i hope so*
I can confirm, I am a lizard person .
As opposed to synthetic androids
Hey Kurtis! Loved the brand new video that just came out just now!
Kurtis : "Dont bully Yakov for his face"
Kurtis : *makes fun of Chris for his face* 😂
“Can she even smell my cocoa butter wtf” IM DONE LMFAOOOOO
Nicole Kopchak like what a weirdo lol
😂😭😂😂😂😂😂
ok but "these girls look old enough to vote" actually made me feel disgusted. they're saying "they look like they're probably 18 so therefore they are fair game!" just SUPER unsettling.
Well I'd hope if you're in a club you'd be 18+ 😂
I think what the judges meant was "theyre old enough to vote, they're old enough to make their own decisions" which doesn't make this show in general any less gross, but still
Turquoise Cheetah sounds like your friend was being cool and saving younger girls from being creeped on by you. Yikes
@Turquoise Cheetah yikes
Where I am right now it’s storming VERY bad. And I don’t do well with storms, but your videos & noise canceling headphones are helping