Bert Lies To His Kids About Drugs - 2B1C Highlight

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  • čas přidán 3. 07. 2019
  • Bert Kreischer's kids will probably only think he drinks and nothing else, because the internet doesn't exist and they can't find this video.
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Komentáře • 340

  • @knugenavswarje734
    @knugenavswarje734 Před 2 lety +86

    Imagine what a mindfuck it would be for Burnt's daughter if she listened to hundreds of hours of his podcasts.

  • @shaunald
    @shaunald Před 5 lety +471

    When Tom says "have you told her about your cocaine usage.... Thank you Hannah" I thought she was about to bring out a plate of cocaine.

  • @schmo2109
    @schmo2109 Před 5 lety +275

    tom is like the little devil on your shoulder hahahhaha hes just tempting bert with every form of gluttony and lust xD

  • @wulfxan5925
    @wulfxan5925 Před 5 lety +380

    bert looks like alex jones on a 3 week bender

    • @jes7574
      @jes7574 Před 5 lety +7

      wulf xan This may be the most accurate comment ever

    • @jtjtjtjt9
      @jtjtjtjt9 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MonsieurDrobot
      @MonsieurDrobot Před 4 lety +1

      Omg as soon as I read this that’s all I see now!!😹

    • @pinkeescarrofficial3179
      @pinkeescarrofficial3179 Před 4 lety +1

      The difference between the two is that Bert is sane

  • @dickheadrecs
    @dickheadrecs Před 5 lety +548

    tom quietly ruining chrysler with young women, alcohol and plates of food haha

    • @dbzispimpin
      @dbzispimpin Před 5 lety +22

      Seriously, by this time next year Bret Kremlin will be obeser than he is now.

    • @brandoncheek2597
      @brandoncheek2597 Před 5 lety +9

      Tommy Bunz knows that Berts the only one he can beat for sober october so he's sealing the deal early.

    • @introvertchachi644
      @introvertchachi644 Před 4 lety +3

      dbzispimpin 😂😂😂😂bert kremlin fuck gold mate

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Před 4 lety +3

      The entire episode is fuxking hilarious. Tom set hisbfriend up to fail. In the very beginning when the lady comes out, Bert's face is like, bro, why are you doing this to me on film!!!!?

    • @InvestBetter.
      @InvestBetter. Před 2 lety

      Bert was "ruined" by 2006
      He can only improve from here

  • @BeardedReject
    @BeardedReject Před 4 lety +60

    After Bert took a bite off that i really wanted Tom to say "Joey sent those over".

  • @Youwannawar
    @Youwannawar Před 5 lety +472

    Can you rename this podcast “The self destruction of Bert”

    • @Romedanger
      @Romedanger Před 5 lety +3

      Sad and true and hilarious

    • @mrarivv0007
      @mrarivv0007 Před 4 lety +10

      @bryan w would be even funnier if he out lived your useless ass.

    • @ImRefraction
      @ImRefraction Před 4 lety +4

      @bryan w but youre on a video with him in it, came here just to leave a comment like this? damn thats a good use of your time i bet youre a ton of fun

    • @brianjacobsen1754
      @brianjacobsen1754 Před 4 lety +2

      @bryan w
      You love Bert.

    • @voodoo_soup
      @voodoo_soup Před 2 lety

      More like “Bert’s 3rd Level of Hell”

  • @defenestrator828
    @defenestrator828 Před 4 lety +39

    Same as on the YMH podcast, the muffled laughter of the producers in the background makes this 75% funnier. I love the shit out of this, I could watch these two talk for days on end.

  • @uzah88
    @uzah88 Před 5 lety +102

    Automatically became the best podcast as soon as it dropped

    • @unglemergy
      @unglemergy Před 4 lety +6

      if your kidnappers leave the room try and make a break for it!!

  • @twistymcslide2
    @twistymcslide2 Před 5 lety +168

    10 minute intro's of Hanna ..........

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin Před 5 lety +157

    Don't let your child believe in Santa until 13

    • @williamphillips2671
      @williamphillips2671 Před 5 lety +11

      Peter Ordinary your joke was bad and you should feel bad

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 Před 5 lety +12

      Yea that’s something someone who has never had kids says. Kids have the rest of their adult life of know how fucked up this garbage society is, that’s why you try to prolong your kids innocence which is the sweetest thing you have ever seen and makes your heart fucking hurt feeling that kind of love.

    • @justincase4613
      @justincase4613 Před 5 lety +3

      Your kids gonna be a huge liberal bitch

    • @atm6870
      @atm6870 Před 5 lety +5

      Way to make Santa Claus political...

    • @scottbeaulieu8192
      @scottbeaulieu8192 Před 5 lety +10

      2fastHarley if you gotta trick your children into believing bullshit to preserve their innocence I gotta tell you when they grow up and learn everything you taught them for your selfish preservation of innocence was a lye they’ll be pretty upset. You see your children trust you and believe the information you share with them and they learn from the examples you show them... you’re doing more ruining of their life by sheltering them so they can be “kids” as long as possible is just wrong. Be real with your kids, be honest with them. It says more about you wanting to live thru their childish innocence than it does about you trying to be a good parent. Go get help for your ruined childhood because what you’re doing to your kid will bite you in the ass when they grow up and learn the falsehoods you shared with them.

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused Před 5 lety +113

    Remember when we were kids and our parents didn't know everything we knew? It's funny when we become adults and we think we know everything about our children and they believe everything we say. Bert's kids probably sit with their friends watching these podcasts mocking his intelligence.

    • @space-ux1hh
      @space-ux1hh Před 2 lety +8

      That was dark, you okay there homie?

    • @NotMe-ej9yz
      @NotMe-ej9yz Před 2 lety +3

      @@space-ux1hh I wouldn't say he's doing bad at all, he's Moderately Amused

    • @LeoSkyro
      @LeoSkyro Před 2 lety +9

      him thinking that his 15yo daughter is somehow oblivious to his alcoholism and drug usage, which is well documented and a central part of his schtick, is as cute as him thinking that Kool-aid or drinking daily heavily is somehow not the problem in his diet/life

  • @JuryDuty666
    @JuryDuty666 Před 4 lety +18

    this whole clip is so awkward and i fucking love it, thank you Tom for being an amazing creeper...

  • @brandyharding7692
    @brandyharding7692 Před 5 lety +6

    "This looks like a microphone at the Funny Bone" I watched the entire, long, episode and for some reason that one line cracked me up more than anything.

  • @jaggersmart2004
    @jaggersmart2004 Před 5 lety +26

    “I got high with big jay and Dan Soder” lmao krackle krackle

  • @smartypants7954
    @smartypants7954 Před 4 lety +31

    I was a bit worried about Bert's big, drunk-red face, then I realised my face is bigger, redder and drunker. When Kreischer looks healthier than you, it's time to evaluate your choices 🥃🍷🍾🍺🍻🍹🍸

  • @jasonyount8888
    @jasonyount8888 Před 4 lety +6

    Tom knows Bert so well and he's always thinking of new ways to mess with him! 😂

  • @noblepolygon8694
    @noblepolygon8694 Před 2 lety +2

    I used to get lit before talent shows at my kids school. It made the experience bearable

  • @bunkbeds3001
    @bunkbeds3001 Před 4 lety +4

    This video just convinced me to watch this podcast, i didn't know I liked Bert so much but goddamn you two are wildly charismatic

  • @gdarippa69
    @gdarippa69 Před 2 lety +8

    Bert lies to his kids about drugs
    Bert lies about everything he’s ever done

  • @benson1ification
    @benson1ification Před 5 lety +6

    The way Tom just dies laughing at 7:25 is priceless

  • @thedanksavatron7782
    @thedanksavatron7782 Před 5 lety +20

    This podcast is what the world needed!!! 🐻🍯🐻

  • @nadarobot4903
    @nadarobot4903 Před 4 lety

    this was sooo great! do this more.

  • @moorechez67
    @moorechez67 Před 5 lety +7

    I love this you guys feel like kindred spirits

  • @monthbeforemaylover
    @monthbeforemaylover Před 5 lety +1

    This is by far the best podcast. How did they not do this for years? So fucking funnnnny

  • @MarkAvo
    @MarkAvo Před 4 lety +1

    Everyone needs this in their life.

  • @johnlynch9670
    @johnlynch9670 Před 4 lety +11

    I wasn’t watching, only listening, when Tom asked “Did you tell her about your cocaine usage?” And all of a sudden I hear Hannah come out and I thought she brought them some cocaine lmaoo

  • @UltraMaiyn
    @UltraMaiyn Před 4 lety +7

    Guys in the back laugh at everything

  • @bradkneely2798
    @bradkneely2798 Před 2 lety

    Enjoyed this one a hundred percent

  • @jesse7157
    @jesse7157 Před 3 lety +1

    I love that bert tells this story ar least once a month

  • @gramnailer5397
    @gramnailer5397 Před 4 lety +9

    Bert loves to talk about EVERYTIME he’s ever been drunk or high

  • @BugOperator
    @BugOperator Před rokem +3

    Burnt’s kids finally listening to these podcasts will be like Morty’s Mindblowers.

  • @michaelrohrkasse6110
    @michaelrohrkasse6110 Před 5 lety +9

    Watching these two goofballs will never get old.

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Před 2 lety

    that last bit was great

  • @paulmayon8821
    @paulmayon8821 Před 3 lety +10

    We need more Hanna

  • @CEOGaming82
    @CEOGaming82 Před 3 lety +3

    the ending was the funniest part 😆

  • @TheDukeOfDallas
    @TheDukeOfDallas Před 2 lety

    "Best friends, you know they're there when you need them!"

  • @distructobot6762
    @distructobot6762 Před 2 lety +4

    I have a feeling, bert's kids are gonna be hilarious when they grow up

  • @pinkyizthebrain2397
    @pinkyizthebrain2397 Před 5 lety +8

    Lila is a comedic god and the kid doesn’t even know it lol.

  • @caseymaddox435
    @caseymaddox435 Před 4 lety

    I love this!! God they are my favorite

  • @pavkoD
    @pavkoD Před 5 lety +6

    This has to be more frequent than twice a month please

  • @brandonhaskin1551
    @brandonhaskin1551 Před 3 lety +2

    The dude laughing in the back😂

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy Před 3 lety +2

    "How long has this been going on??" 😂

  • @TheMilitarynut
    @TheMilitarynut Před 2 lety +1

    The real stars are the people in the background laughing!! I swear it wouldn't be the same without them!

  • @Brizbn
    @Brizbn Před 5 lety +7

    4:10 Tom turns into Steve-O

  • @airallen9411
    @airallen9411 Před 5 lety +1

    Easily my new favorite podcast... fuck this is good lol

  • @dr.matthewhertert310
    @dr.matthewhertert310 Před 4 lety +2

    I will listen to every episode as long as that dude is incessantly cackling in the background.

  • @craigclement5079
    @craigclement5079 Před 5 lety +3

    This whole show is Tom sitting around, implementing things to get crystals to say fucked up shit.
    It’s perfect

  • @clawhawk2774
    @clawhawk2774 Před 4 lety +1

    Payton to Kemp with Kevin Colabro screaming Get up on your magic carpet and fly!

  • @words911
    @words911 Před rokem

    Tom fucks with Bert so much

  • @the7thmagazine
    @the7thmagazine Před 2 lety

    It's every time Tom needs to explain the girl to Bert for me 😭😹

  • @pastrie42
    @pastrie42 Před 3 lety +1

    God damnit this makes me laugh every time.

  • @gratefuldoge8598
    @gratefuldoge8598 Před 5 lety +6

    Theogate got Tom some good perks

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot Před rokem

    Can wait to see how negatively this impacts his poor kids..

  • @srgt.stones8627
    @srgt.stones8627 Před 5 lety +6

    Bruh I hate on T bunz sometimes when im super high and see him plottin... But hands down smartest man big ballin in the comedy game..
    Literally coked on my sandwhich when tom had that hot chick bring him drinks and doughnuts...
    Pure genius.

  • @Only1Orinthal
    @Only1Orinthal Před 5 lety +16

    Who the hell is this Hannah?
    She cute af

  • @rowanmakesmemes7301
    @rowanmakesmemes7301 Před 2 lety +1

    The guy laughing makes this and YMH so much funnier

  • @marcanthony1113
    @marcanthony1113 Před 5 lety +35

    Who is cracking up in the background? It's great!

  • @LetsBeClear87
    @LetsBeClear87 Před 5 lety +2

    SURE DO

  • @julianbaldwin6992
    @julianbaldwin6992 Před 4 lety

    Bert is always funny

  • @jclink11
    @jclink11 Před 5 lety +4

    Hanna was straight triggered by Bert

  • @jacobkolar9388
    @jacobkolar9388 Před 5 lety

    Bert is the man

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 lety

    Bert is special.

  • @perlago21
    @perlago21 Před 2 lety

    Shit is good when the guys in back laugh their asses off

  • @quinnmoore5985
    @quinnmoore5985 Před 2 lety

    I'm glad they learned to clean up the sound lol. So echoy

  • @tseawell90
    @tseawell90 Před 5 lety +2

    Really cool how Bert (a grown adult) openly talks about drug use with his family.

    • @jeffwells641
      @jeffwells641 Před 5 lety +1

      I think you mean openly lies about drug use to his daughters.

  • @ryanrenebome405
    @ryanrenebome405 Před 4 lety

    Tom and Bert together are the shit

  • @ancorey25
    @ancorey25 Před 2 lety

    If I was dying and somehow was granted a dying wish it would so be to on a podcast with you two hilarious bastards, eating edibles and being served drinks by Hannah 🤣

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry Před 5 lety +1

    The king and the sting and now this? Good times.

  • @vthomlinson
    @vthomlinson Před 4 lety +6

    Did Bert just have 3 drinks in like 7 minutes?

  • @chrislee2565
    @chrislee2565 Před 3 lety

    They should tour together and just sit and talk for the crowd lol I’d definitely pay

  • @MrSnuffian
    @MrSnuffian Před 5 lety +5

    Wait there’s gonna be a something’s burning with the bonfire? *crackle crackle*

  • @StonkeyDomp
    @StonkeyDomp Před 3 lety +2

    "Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp"

  • @Stefan.X.
    @Stefan.X. Před 5 lety +9

    Owen Benjamin is freakin out in the corner yelling "Guys!, they stole my idea!"

  • @masonf0
    @masonf0 Před 2 lety

    "One night, one day" a novel by Barnes Krankenshwank.

  • @Hail_Nauty
    @Hail_Nauty Před 4 lety +5

    Tom really is trying to kill bert with the sugary donuts and pouring alcohol for him constantly

  • @lui4126
    @lui4126 Před 5 lety +3

    Shout out to Hanna😂

  • @tylercmorley
    @tylercmorley Před rokem

    These guys are fucking hilarious

  • @ElemiahzFriend
    @ElemiahzFriend Před 3 lety

    I have to go to bed or I’d be watching and re-watching until 2040

  • @broy4610
    @broy4610 Před 2 lety

    Who are the guys in the back I need to know man hahahaha that background laugh fukn gold

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 Před 5 lety +69

    Can we at least get Hannah's Twitter or Insta tag???? Asking for my friend.. he's shy.

    • @xPandaaaah
      @xPandaaaah Před 4 lety +1

      @@kaseyrolow as if my mans gonna dm her. He's probably just looking to wank a bit.

    • @tien4930
      @tien4930 Před 4 lety

      @@xPandaaaah Yeah fr

  • @KarlaJTanner
    @KarlaJTanner Před 5 lety +7

    Tom has his mum's lips. Big styles.

  • @rickc1898
    @rickc1898 Před 5 lety +2

    When he caught the doughnut in his mouth, I accidentally clapped out loud in celebration.

  • @selfishstockton6123
    @selfishstockton6123 Před 3 lety

    “One night, one day…”

  • @MrUnderwood11
    @MrUnderwood11 Před 2 lety

    Ally-oop and a 360 dunk

  • @ahncisneros98
    @ahncisneros98 Před 4 lety +1

    Bert’s kids just gotta watch these and realize these dawgs stoned

  • @resmarted
    @resmarted Před rokem

    Bert lies constantly to everyone.

  • @9tailskyle
    @9tailskyle Před 5 lety

    Brooooooo this shit is fucking hilarious !!

  • @Hypotaksen
    @Hypotaksen Před 5 lety +2

    What episode is this from?

  • @s0uthp4w68
    @s0uthp4w68 Před 5 lety +1

    Who the fuck can't stop laughing in the background , at nothing

  • @jessyellow5825
    @jessyellow5825 Před 4 lety

    Bert happy early sober october lmao

  • @westcoastfire2061
    @westcoastfire2061 Před 5 lety +2

    Of course tom pushed bert to drink in the morning

  • @telmemorem8992
    @telmemorem8992 Před 4 lety

    2B1C - The entertainment drug

  • @raf69777
    @raf69777 Před 5 lety +6

    2B1C straight outta banned substances list

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 Před 5 lety +1

    Don't lie to your kids folks.

  • @evilnewenglandqueen4525

    I worry about Bert. I’m surprised that Leanne hasn’t put the breaks on his drinking. Dude, he’s sitting and sweating. Scary sh*t 😮

  • @sometimesoonfan
    @sometimesoonfan Před 5 lety +1

    Hannah can most definitely getttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ittt!

  • @tomdrumtom1
    @tomdrumtom1 Před 4 lety +3

    I don’t understand how Bert can hide using pot from his daughters he literally grows it on his insta...

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 Před 4 lety +1

      "Those are Daddy's tomato plants he said not to touch. I don't know why but they never have tomatoes on them."

  • @jjpreston2001
    @jjpreston2001 Před 5 lety +1

    Show should be called sugar krystals

  • @CousinSteve
    @CousinSteve Před 4 lety +2

    Lol 5mg a night lol. I just took 200 and about to do my taxes.