Rageaholic Cinema: PREDATOR

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  • čas přidán 23. 10. 2014
  • A review that will turn you into a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.
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  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 Před 5 lety +528

    *_The Predator killed Shane Black._*
    *_That pissed him off, so he came back and murdered the Predator franchise._*

    • @Georgieastra
      @Georgieastra Před 5 lety +37

      Cruel but fair.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman Před 5 lety +26

      What a woke pile of shit.

    • @d1agram4
      @d1agram4 Před 5 lety +19

      The producers and money men did that. Be willing to bet a directors cut will arrive someday

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 Před 4 lety +15

      @@d1agram4 Thank you. So tired of people blaming Shane Black when in reality it was Fox that fucked that movie over more than anything. The original third act sequence sounded pretty badass with the emissary Predators and the APC. I would love to see that sequence see the light of day eventually. Once again Fox had to interfere and mess with a film. You think they would have learned from messing with Alien 3 back in the day.

    • @theronraam23
      @theronraam23 Před 3 lety +4

      @@alucard624 unfortunately studios interfering with movies is just like modern western communists. In the same way that someone might say "well that wasn't real socialism", someone from a studio will say " that wasn't REAL studio interference, this time it'll be better".

  • @HayabusaPaul
    @HayabusaPaul Před 5 lety +178

    So much Toxic Masculinity.
    I love it.

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Před 5 lety +16

      Now that you said that we will get an all female cast Predator movie. Thanks a lot.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai Před 4 lety +6

      @@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 call me sexist if you want, but I refuse to believe a woman could kill a Predator.

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Před 3 lety +9

      It will star Melissa McCarthy, Cardi d, Ellen and Snooki. God help us.

    • @ThisBirdHasFlown
      @ThisBirdHasFlown Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheSlammurai considering it was brains than brawn and a healthy load of luck that led to Arnold living, of course a woman could. Ripley faced an even worse foe and managed. If anything, the ultra masculine methoda are what got everyone killed.

    • @CS-ui4qj
      @CS-ui4qj Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheSlammurai it’ll be trans “woman” so it’ll count as a woman kill, cuz science..

  • @SargonofAkkad
    @SargonofAkkad Před 9 lety +1666

    Greatest review of anything ever.

  • @bigsauce1116
    @bigsauce1116 Před 7 lety +461

    30 years detached and the predator still looks as convincing as it did all those years ago.

    • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
      @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Před 5 lety +32

      Practical effects man.

    • @kevinmayfield6182
      @kevinmayfield6182 Před 5 lety +7

      @@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Well the cgi still sticks out like a sore thumb but yeah for the most part it is done really well.

    • @ezekielglenn6155
      @ezekielglenn6155 Před 5 lety +27

      It's the real art form know as 80 s cinema! real explosions real story real one liners real stunts real chemistry and real good!!!

    • @Chris-jw8vm
      @Chris-jw8vm Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah. Probably because it was just before CGI started showing up. They'd had most of a century to get their shit together with practical effects.
      Sadly I hear these days that even when they attempt practical effects it often isn't anywhere near as good as the older stuff as it's a dieing art and people didn't bother putting all the methods to paper.

    • @bud389
      @bud389 Před 2 lety +4

      @@kevinmayfield6182 it technically wasn't CGI, it was a red suit that they keyed out and used the background to fill in.

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 Před 8 lety +378

    This is the manliest manly movie ever male in the manstory of man. Man!

  • @JaxJordan35
    @JaxJordan35 Před 4 lety +87

    "We open the film and- you know what? Fuck it! Soldiers! Helicopters! Mustache! Carl Weathers! Jesse Ventura! Aviators! Schwarzenegger! Fuck!"
    Greatest. Movie review. Ever!

  • @handsomebrick
    @handsomebrick Před 9 lety +171

    I just realized, the Native American guy brought a knife to a laser fight.

    • @pholly
      @pholly Před 4 lety +2

      handsomebrick you mean the Indian.

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 Před 4 lety +5

      Siberian American.

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 Před 4 lety

      @@pholly Billy! Moron.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner Před 4 lety +4

      Im.positive the predator used his knife too.

    • @mikepastor.k6233
      @mikepastor.k6233 Před 2 lety +4

      @@JimmyTurner yeah. Predators always fight to the level of their competitors. Guns, knives or mano on mano

  • @hudsonsirheshicks2653
    @hudsonsirheshicks2653 Před 6 lety +162

    The actor who played Billy died today... Heart failure. He was 78.

    • @duzzitmatter8679
      @duzzitmatter8679 Před 6 lety +21

      Dick B. Danglin - that was Sonny Landham

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo Před 5 lety +26

      He had to have a bodyguard for the other actors on site. For them. He was an angry brawler of a man, and the studio would not cast him unless he was tethered to someone who wouldn’t let him rough up other actors.

    • @russellward4624
      @russellward4624 Před 5 lety +9

      His character in this films name was Billy. Also played Billy in 48hrs. Did Hollywood think Billy is a typical Native American name or just run out of name ideas?

    • @cyberhawk80
      @cyberhawk80 Před 5 lety +8

      @Oppai Man he's right..

    • @Halo4Lyf
      @Halo4Lyf Před 5 lety +2

      @Oppai Man
      Where was this? Written interview somewhere?

  • @ericrhodes5174
    @ericrhodes5174 Před 8 lety +266

    That battle cry is the manliest sound you and I will ever hear. And we both know it.

    • @MaskedRiderChris
      @MaskedRiderChris Před 6 lety +7

      Oh, HELL yeah. It's the moment in the movie when you know Ahh-nuld is Through Fucking Around and is ready to mash some face in a big, bad way.

    • @qzcancel
      @qzcancel Před 5 lety +10

      That yell impregnated my sister

    • @hotrodriguez549
      @hotrodriguez549 Před 5 lety +3

      @@qzcancel I'm dying!

    • @JustinLaFleur1990
      @JustinLaFleur1990 Před 5 lety +2

      In fact any woman within 1,500 square miles instantaneously got pregnant when that war cry was issued.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks Před rokem +1

      Better than “Khan! Khan!!” 😅

  • @TheRageaholic
    @TheRageaholic  Před 9 lety +531

    This version is edited, both to comply with copyright, *and* for a few extra gags that we forgot to put in the original version!
    So, keep a close eye and see if you notice a few extra treats!
    *GODSPEED!*
    -Razör

  • @deathislife3545
    @deathislife3545 Před 4 lety +32

    This was Schwartzeneggers greatest role, unlike commando and his unstoppable infinite ammo life hack, and always being the one to deliver the ass beatings, it was nice to see him outmatched for once in the greatest way, it made his victory against the predator believable, as well. Terminiator (1 and 2) and predator are the best Arnold flicks in existence, honorable mentions Red Heat, Running Man, and Total Recall.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

    Fun Fact: The Predator's blood was actually just a mix of glowstick juice and KY jelly: Due to how quick glowstick juice dies down outside of the tube, each batch had to be made fresh before shooting.

  • @ufotalk9434
    @ufotalk9434 Před 7 lety +137

    carl weathers was the only major actor that did not get elected governor of a state.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade Před 5 lety +28

      But he did play for the Oakland Raiders.

    • @ace3241987
      @ace3241987 Před 5 lety +24

      @@Poisonedblade That's a fair trade off.

    • @chbend
      @chbend Před 4 lety +6

      Give it time......

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 Před 3 lety +1

      Sonny Landham ie Billy tried to run several times but it didn't happen.

  • @doger235
    @doger235 Před 7 lety +262

    God Bless that Opening.

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 Před 6 lety +15

      THERE ARE NO ANSWERS! Your running from what you deserve!
      REMEMBER HEART OF THE POKEMON CARDS GOKU! IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 Před 6 lety +19

      "The same fate. AGGHH!!" XD

    • @SAOrules
      @SAOrules Před 4 lety +2

      Ajax Telamonian Rageholic cinema will turn you into a god damned sexual tyrranasaurus!
      just like me!

  • @ChaosWarlord
    @ChaosWarlord Před 6 lety +185

    Okay, I know this video is from 2014 and this has probably been said a few times already, but I ain't gonna go through 300+ comments to find out. But the reason the Predator dropped it's plasma caster and helmet, is because it figured out Arnold were unarmed. And their culture is very honor based, so he dropped all that stuff to give Arnold a even fighting chance in melee.
    Now, it is a little strange that he dropped the helmet, because he is making it harder for himself due to their natural infrared sight. But it was probably also done for the same reason.
    He handicapped itself to give it's prey a fair fighting chance. Which is what most Predators will do.
    And this was probably also a very standard-ish Predator as well. Certainly not a master hunter, but certainly not a rookie either. And since Predators can live for hundred of years, maybe this Predator haven't hunted humans before, and his lack of skill in that area or arrogance, lead to his defeat.
    Anyway, the Predator lore and universe is fucking huge. And this movie barely touched the surface.

    • @clockworklemon9243
      @clockworklemon9243 Před 5 lety +31

      The lore is huge and this movie was the original drop that started the ocean.

    • @RedAgainstMachine
      @RedAgainstMachine Před 5 lety +13

      Misanthrope
      And then there are people like me who are like: Who fuckin cares? This movie is badass!
      Predator was all, alright.. you wanna play, little boy? Toying with Arnold the way it's toyed with all of them.

    • @mybigarmada
      @mybigarmada Před 5 lety +10

      NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 Před 5 lety +25

      Misanthrope, you imply that the disarmament is to give Arnold a chance because of some honour code, when it's pretty clear that he's simply doing it to make the fight more entertaining for himself. He's been dismembering humans all movie and killing with distance weapons. He's doing all of this for entertainment. The predator completely bitches out with the suicide vest move. There might be a bunch of lore but this movie definitely doesn't have it. The movie isn't about honour, but naked raw power. It flips the table, where humanity's best are butchered, but through luck,brains and hard work, humans won the day. The end clip doesn't show an honourable winner, but a survivor. And that's why we love it.

    • @randomwhittyname41
      @randomwhittyname41 Před 5 lety +18

      @@Xplora213 Yeah, but the people he shot with ranged weapons all had ranged weapons. The predators keep it balanced. Ranged for ranged, blades with blades, and fists for fists. Least how I see it >.>

  • @mustekkala
    @mustekkala Před 7 lety +204

    This is Arnolds best performance in my opinion, if nothing else than that last scene where he looks like he has been to hell and back. Well there are more good scenes with him but to me that last one hit the nail in the head.

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking Před 7 lety +6

      mustekkala Running man is some of his best also

    • @mustekkala
      @mustekkala Před 7 lety +2

      studinthemaking I need to re-watch that at some point, i remember it being a bit more goofy-like. :D

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat Před 7 lety +7

      mustekkala it is very goofy.

    • @headbangerdnb
      @headbangerdnb Před 5 lety +5

      @@studinthemaking I think OP was referring to actual acting. If we're talking one-liners, Running Man and Total Recall take the cake.

    • @rustykuntz94
      @rustykuntz94 Před 5 lety +12

      Yes, amazing scene. The look of pure horror and PTSD FOR LIFE on Arnold's face in the chopper flying out of there. With the dramatic music playing. That's another great thing in this movie, Alan Silvestri's score throughout is top notch.

  • @neildbarker
    @neildbarker Před 7 lety +94

    "Gun-toting Easter Island statue." That's classic! Great review!

  • @asumjessen2013
    @asumjessen2013 Před 6 lety +62

    Having this movie on a continual loop lets me benchpress 50 Jim Sterlings.

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 Před 6 lety +12

      Careful when you set them down. I like the orbital path of the earth the way it is.

  • @ParanoiDave
    @ParanoiDave Před 9 lety +70

    Never seen a yank drop a "Dad's Army" reference before....
    Good show, old chap!

  • @-coop2911
    @-coop2911 Před 4 lety +14

    “The man song” should be in every 80s action movie gear up montage

  • @MstrWayn3
    @MstrWayn3 Před 9 lety +19

    The guy in the chopper with the big glasses?... Shane Black, Writter of LETHAL WEAPON!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

    • @MstrWayn3
      @MstrWayn3 Před 9 lety +3

      Jon Ericson
      I have 2 copies of The Monster Squad on VHS... I'll not rest till I have them all. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

  • @wetubeerman
    @wetubeerman Před 3 lety +10

    It’s crazy. Arnold Schwarzenegger does such a good job at projecting fear. In the get to the chopper scene, he really does look like he’s about to shit his pants.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

    "How do you go from shrugging off Kalashnikov rounds to fighting over a tomato in Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe?"
    Three words: Electric bill due.

  • @ianbradbury1542
    @ianbradbury1542 Před 5 lety +21

    My god I'm crying watching this. This has got to be one of the greatest ever movie review

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 Před 5 lety +70

    This was a real movie with real action and real men and a real Predator. New Predator aka Predator is Beta trash.

    • @ezekielglenn6155
      @ezekielglenn6155 Před 5 lety +1

      Damn bro you beat me to that statement !I literally said almost the same thing sorry dude !I didn't know.

    • @wonkothesane8691
      @wonkothesane8691 Před 5 lety +4

      Directed by Shane Black, who apparently wanted to take the movie that started his career and skull-fuck it to death.

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wonkothesane8691 Read about what went on behind the scenes and you'll see how Fox once again interfered and fucked the movie up from what it should have been just like with Alien 3.

    • @ThisBirdHasFlown
      @ThisBirdHasFlown Před 2 lety

      I hate the overused word "unironically", but "beta" is worse, so if you unironically use it then you're a jackass

  • @Zelousmarineinspace
    @Zelousmarineinspace Před 9 lety +57

    The men & women of america salute you Razorfist for this epic review.
    now give us that Alien isolation review please...

  • @gafoot5368
    @gafoot5368 Před 4 lety +15

    2:19- Still way funnier than any Stephen Colbert joke. This is one of my favourite Schwarzenegger films, awesome review!

  • @NeroBlackheart666
    @NeroBlackheart666 Před 9 lety +37

    If this get blocked too I'm buying a predator mask, straighten out a scythe and start collecting trophies.

  • @bucknasty69
    @bucknasty69 Před 3 lety +6

    The Unreal announcer dubbed over Jesse Ventura lighting dudes up with the minigun was hilarious!

  • @flyingninja1234
    @flyingninja1234 Před 5 lety +24

    Yet another movie in a long list, that would never be made today.

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 Před 5 lety +7

      If Hollywood did a "Predator" reboot, it would be an all female cast probably.

    • @pholly
      @pholly Před 4 lety +7

      And another reason today sucks, fuck PC America.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Před 4 lety +1

      Z M just remade with soyboys and a climate change subplot.

  • @paradox5672
    @paradox5672 Před 5 lety +11

    Old school 80's action flicks are hard to beat.

  • @TheMagnificentMongoSlade
    @TheMagnificentMongoSlade Před 2 lety +5

    Step 1: Establish team of paramilitary bad asses as bad asses in every conceivable way possible by having them slaughter hundreds of guys in the jungle.
    Step 2: Establish Predator as an even more bad ass by having it kill them one at a time in gruesome fashion.
    Step 3: Establish Arnold as the most bad ass, monster killing mf of all time by killing the Predator.
    Step 4: PROFIT!

  • @Sigmundfruit
    @Sigmundfruit Před 8 lety +13

    It's amazing how well Arnold did a movie about a (mostly) hopeless battle.

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC Před 9 lety +63

    10:40-Arnold, just did the classic, John McClane no words just "oh shit" look over the shoulder from Die Hard. And this movie came out two years before Die Hard. This movie just became influencial.

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  Před 9 lety +33

      Die Hard was actually intended as the sequel to Predator, but Arnold wouldn't sign on, because he didn't like the idea of moving the series out of the jungle.

    • @DARTHPIZZAROLL
      @DARTHPIZZAROLL Před 9 lety +12

      ***** Actually it was supposed to be a sequel to Commando, not Predator.

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  Před 9 lety +36

      Meh. Same movie.

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 Před 5 lety +3

      Wha? But moving out of the jungle would have meant not working in the jungle.

  • @rahkenaten550
    @rahkenaten550 Před 8 lety +26

    "deep fried Charles Bronson testicle" my chest hair just grew chest hair of its own and GUESS WHAT? underneath it was a Chuck Norris' fist. I learn so much from your channel, dude. WP!!

  • @fmaren
    @fmaren Před 5 lety +15

    Ol' Painless - ideal for home defense or border control!

  • @TheScotchaholic
    @TheScotchaholic Před 9 lety +14

    If more reviews of ANYTHING in this world, were just as badass, and well edited (thank you Terran), we'd have world peace through superior attitude!
    Brilliant Razor!

  • @titusXpullo
    @titusXpullo Před 2 lety +5

    Predator takes his helmet off "... and so begins the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi"
    This is some prime hilarity

  • @MaskedRiderChris
    @MaskedRiderChris Před 6 lety +16

    I fondly remember watching this movie way back in summer of 1987! I'd just graduated high school and the matinee ticket was around $2.50, I want to say? This is still one of the baddest action movies ever made, period paragraph. When action movies were not hobbled by political correctness and were just glorious fests of, well, ACTION. I came up on Schwarzenegger movies and his one liners were priceless and still are, for me. "Let off some steam, Bennett!"

    • @erictoniaschwab1009
      @erictoniaschwab1009 Před 5 lety

      Christopher Pineau Class of ‘88 here. Arnold was life for us. And this was the big one in the summer of ‘87 along with La Bamba of all things!

  • @setolucifer9480
    @setolucifer9480 Před 5 lety +3

    A battle cry so manly, I’m surprised it didn’t wake up an engineer and send it straight to earth.

  • @charlietoole8707
    @charlietoole8707 Před 2 lety +2

    Saw it in the theater, at least twice.They'd run it double feature with Robocop, Lethal weapon, etc. '87 was a Great year for film!

  • @Yu1awAngerWolf82
    @Yu1awAngerWolf82 Před 9 lety +20

    Best Review of Predator EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Joneth_Piptne
    @Joneth_Piptne Před 5 lety +3

    No matter what....that predator laugh at the end is still spooky as fuck

  • @MaximumCarter
    @MaximumCarter Před rokem +3

    This video is almost as epic as the movie. Well done!

  • @swefinn6619
    @swefinn6619 Před 5 lety +9

    That was f**king amazing!!!
    Goofy scream and scream through space 👍😂

  • @adamentalhip-hop5632
    @adamentalhip-hop5632 Před 6 lety +12

    Fucking incredible review of one of the greatest films ever made. Well done. Bravo.

  • @skuterixas91
    @skuterixas91 Před 7 lety +17

    that intro made me lol hard damn

  • @juanhenry0
    @juanhenry0 Před 6 lety +9

    Growing up in the 80's..you Know how great these movies showed in the theater. Stellar steroid celluloid (missed an 's' there).

  • @Smith686plus
    @Smith686plus Před 7 lety +3

    These are the single finest movie reviews ever constructed by the hands of man! You shall make more of these!

  • @dougmasters4579
    @dougmasters4579 Před 3 lety +6

    Awesome stuff razor. I noticed that fans of Predator think that Dutch's team in this movie were mercenaries - it's even on wikia/wikipedia. But they follow orders from a General at the start, have a chain of command, and the Thomas Bros wrote in predator 2 that they were special forces. But they still think they're mercs? I'm confused.

  • @theymusthatetesla3186
    @theymusthatetesla3186 Před 3 lety +3

    ....why the hell aren't there more likes for this vid after 6 years??!!

  • @CaptiveReefSystems
    @CaptiveReefSystems Před 4 lety +9

    13:41 *"...and so began the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi!"* 😂👌

  • @CaptZenPetabyte
    @CaptZenPetabyte Před 9 měsíci +1

    When I need to cheer myself up I always search 'rageaholic cinema review from 8years ago' and I am always encouraged.

  • @newtpondskipper
    @newtpondskipper Před 2 lety +1

    Such a great review! The goofy yell when he was falling was the chefs kiss.

  • @runvalddarkstone5517
    @runvalddarkstone5517 Před rokem +2

    12:13 "That's a Mofo T-Rex ..." " No! dude, that's just Arnold calling!"

  • @IanTheD4nnyB0yFan
    @IanTheD4nnyB0yFan Před 9 lety

    Thank you razorfist love watching your classic action movie reviews.

  • @ericsartanahorner
    @ericsartanahorner Před 8 lety

    Awesome, great way to start a day, watching this. You and the Regular Car Review's guy are the best reviewers on CZcams. Keep kickin ass bro \,,/

  • @bakagaijin6753
    @bakagaijin6753 Před 4 lety +4

    I want it to be known, that I bought this movie today on Black Friday due to your review of it. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I've never seen it before.

  • @DeamonMaim
    @DeamonMaim Před 8 lety +4

    ANGRY JOES WRITING PROCESSS!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS TOO GOOD

  • @kennethclemons3415
    @kennethclemons3415 Před 5 lety +3

    The best male driven manliness bro-ish testosterone movie review......EVER!!!

  • @Judgementxxx
    @Judgementxxx Před 3 lety +2

    I only just finished shaving my beard from the last time I watch this film.
    2 fucking years ago!

  • @AntiLifeEquation1
    @AntiLifeEquation1 Před 7 lety +8

    Damn this has to be the most awesome movie review i've ever seen.

  • @joshuawilliams2290
    @joshuawilliams2290 Před 6 lety +1

    This review never gets old. No matter how many times I watch it.

  • @billyteflon1322
    @billyteflon1322 Před 4 lety +1

    The lines of this movie are so good war tourists use them. I arm wrestled a former Marine once abroad and came at me with "Pushing too many pencils?"

  • @MythicalMonk3y
    @MythicalMonk3y Před 9 lety +1

    What an awesome song, On and On. Thanks for introducing it to me!
    Also forgot to credit DVDA for their manly song! Haha

  • @marcl705
    @marcl705 Před 6 lety

    Love your work. I crack up every time, thanx!

  • @tinplatedave
    @tinplatedave Před 3 lety +1

    That was so hilarious and awesome. Thank you and BTW I live in MN and I remember when Ventura was Governor. The best thing were the bumper stickers which said “My Governor can beat up your Governor” 😂🤘

  • @theronraam23
    @theronraam23 Před 3 lety +3

    Fun fact: The guy Schwarzenegger says "knock knock" to before blowing him out the window is Sven-ole Thorsen, the villain from Abraxas.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 2 lety +1

      Arnold's old powerlifting buddy. Arnold gave him small cameos in a lot of his movies back then but he had a more prominent role in Conan as one of the main villains.

  • @trillcosby4399
    @trillcosby4399 Před 5 lety +2

    14:25 man in predator suit knocks leaf off with mask, goes out of character thinking "What asshole failed to attach these leaves worth a fuck?"

  • @IsaiahClemmons
    @IsaiahClemmons Před 5 lety +1

    I just had an announcer scream COMBO! Because i came so many times in a row. Between your voice and the movie now im dehydrated and im trying to pretend at this point the dogs water doesnt look tasty.

  • @johanzijlstra7435
    @johanzijlstra7435 Před 3 měsíci

    Watching back these series in 2024 is alot of fun still

  • @boubou230910
    @boubou230910 Před 5 lety

    This film is always on my 5 best ever favourites. I first wacthed it in early 90s on greek tv (resolution pal-secam at best lol) with interuptions for comercials. I loved it. The next time they put in on again (national greek tv was and still is in stone age era, they repeat big time films every month) I taped it in a VHS recorder (yeah!!!) by pausing it before any commercial clip (they stoped the film without warning....) and then rec again. That tape lasted 2-3 years, I played it to death. Then with internet I had the CHANCE to watch that film in 480p and then 720p resolution and it was like someone transplanted better eyes and ears to me... I know every line and scene in this epic film. That review here is just awesome, hillarious, and fair!!!!! Good work, rage.

  • @kenshinbunny2745
    @kenshinbunny2745 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The Predators place a higher value on kills with their own hands than they do with weapons; which is why they always save the strongest of their targets for last.

  • @jaredwhite200
    @jaredwhite200 Před 2 měsíci

    9 years later & this review is still a masterpiece

  • @pamelalejeune2424
    @pamelalejeune2424 Před 4 lety +2

    Is no one going to talk about the video game crack at the beginning. That made me laugh so hard

  • @adamhenrywalker
    @adamhenrywalker Před 25 dny +2

    It’s funny because not one but two of the big, muscular soldiers in the movie went on to become state governors

  • @MrBdog1021
    @MrBdog1021 Před 3 lety +2

    The first 30 seconds of this review is absolute gold.

  • @kevinschoenfelt6587
    @kevinschoenfelt6587 Před 5 lety +2

    One of the greatest movies ever. Gets better every time I see it.

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick Před 9 lety

    Best review for Predator i have ever seen! Thanks! Made my day!
    The greatest Schwarzenegger flick perfectly summed up by Razorfist!

  • @r.e.seymoursr.1214
    @r.e.seymoursr.1214 Před 4 lety

    Hey Razor, thank you for all the hard work. No matter what mood I'm in, you can lift my spirit with your truth and wit. I appreciate it and look forward to seeing and hearing your review. Thanks for everything.

  • @onlyweknow2
    @onlyweknow2 Před 5 lety +1

    First time I could watch Predator all the way thru...Thanks.

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC Před 9 lety +4

    8:40-Dragon Ball Z: Abridged...
    Vegeta: "He's been...DISARMED!"
    (Pause)
    Nappa: "I get it."
    Vegeta: "Shut up Nappa!"
    (Just like Dave Bautista in Riddick.)

  • @mackybell14
    @mackybell14 Před 9 lety +23

    I noticed your movie reviews are more well received than your gaming reviews...
    I wonder why? You are legitimately hilarious and entertaining.

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  Před 9 lety +37

      Because of an omnipresent double standard:
      Don't take a movie seriously? Take potshots at it and generally have fun? = "HILARIOUS! YOU HAVE A GIFT! 10/10!"
      Apply the same approach to a _video game_? = "ZOMG NOT FUNNY / YOU DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THIS DID YOU?!? DOXXING U RITE NAO!"
      Which is a mind-blowing dichotomy, due to the fact that movies are actually considered an art form, whereas video games... well, we all know the score on that. I've pondered doing a rant on this subject many... MANY times.

    • @Hisnameisroyperez
      @Hisnameisroyperez Před 9 lety +1

      I kinda want you to review a wwe movie like the marine or the chaperone because you know about wrestling so I think it might be funny

    • @ihernandez4234
      @ihernandez4234 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** What omnipresent double standard? Your movie reviews are usually hilarious, upbeat, positive and above all absent of any long winded rant of in this case the movie industry or Hollywood.
      Your game reviews except for most of your retrospectives are often the complete opposite (and just to note, I suspect more people prefer those retrospectives over most of your game reviews aside from say Mega man X3 and of course Blood Dragon).

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  Před 9 lety +12

      I Hernandez Sunshine... you're setting up camp in a separate _hemisphere_... from the point. Why don't you have a lie down while the grown-ups speak?
      Not only are most of my reviews positive (roughly a 70/30 positive/negative split, if you want a solid percentage) many of them (Alien: Isolation, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption, TMNT: Out of the Shadows, Dragon Age: Inquisition all spring to mind) glowingly so. I'm not some hack who can't be funny without being negative, and I pride myself on that. You just watched a movie review that proves it, but the fact is, the vast majority of my video game reviews prove it, as well.
      Where you missed the point?
      Is that I stated - and completely stand by - the fact that according to blithering morons, I am *_NOT ALLOWED_* to take the same approach with video game reviews as with movies.
      It's idiotic, considering in society at large, films are considered art, and video games, to date, are not. But if I do NOTHING but take the piss out of a video game the way I do with movies, or praise it to the moon and back with nothing but a 15-minute stand-up comedy routine (as per my film reviews) people... will... fucking... FLIP.
      I know this, because on the few occasions I've taken that approach? That's exactly what they've done.
      ...with blithering morons like yourself bugling the call.

    • @ihernandez4234
      @ihernandez4234 Před 9 lety +8

      Well, reading that reply I must admit was a bit entertaining. Telling me to listen to the grown ups while needlessly cursing, denigrating me when I didn't do that to you, and accusing me of missing the point when the opposite is true really speaks volumes.
      First of all, I never accused you of being a hack so why mention that you're not a hack? I only mentioned some long winded rants you make which are true especially when the videos are specifically entitled rants. I never even said they weren't even all uncalled for or unwanted.
      Second of all, I gave a few exceptions in addition to your game retrospectives. I even mentioned/implied some of your negative game reviews were fine by me (actually most to be honest) even though they were negative because I felt they were on the money (e.g. The Order 1886), so I fail to see what your point was especially considering that the overall point of the comment was that your movie reviews are rarely any where near as critical of its subject matter as your game reviews are which is true even by your own admission, but you felt the need to lash out on me anyway. Why?
      Thirdly and as importantly since this seemed to set you off, I don't know where this you're not allowed to take the same approach to video game reviews with movies crowd you speak of is coming from which was the real point of my comment. If you really are more mature than me, then you can point me to the right direction validating your claim to some extent that I can verify. I and others don't know who these "people" are who you're talking about (never mind that I don't see how these people qualify as an omnipresent standard). Only you do which is why I even made the comment to begin with. Hell, you really think I or other people who watch your videos wouldn't want to see say a negative review of say Batman and Robin review by you? I would die laughing even if I thought I heard all the bad things said about that mess. Hell Spoony does that sort of stuff all the time. Why can't you (well not all the times)? Because you can't stand the heat? As if you didn't piss people off enough with your FF7 review which I can't even see because it was pulled down. So I'll repeat myself. What omnipresent standard are you talking about? Where is the proof to this that I can verify or is this flat out hyperbole? Why can't I ask you that?
      Fourthly, I have to say your reply is quite aggravating considering that overall I have liked most your content. I have to admit, I kind of enjoy your loose cannon approach from time to time. I have often while watching your content let your antics slide because I often felt they were done in good taste even if that meant stuff I like or liked was getting poked at, but I'm not willing to let fantasy and hyperboles not based on reality or something I can't easily verify slide. Why it seems you felt the need to slap me down for making a simple query/point as to where your claims are coming from is beyond me, but if that's how you want to treat your supporters or would be supporters then that's your call.

  • @MrKuma2094
    @MrKuma2094 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Fun Fact: The M-16 that Arnold uses in this film is the same M-16 that Pacino used in Scarface aka "Little Friend".

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093

    Great review, but you missed the greatest line in movie history, "this stuff will turn you into a sexual tyrannosoaur!"

  • @TheMeteoDragoon
    @TheMeteoDragoon Před 9 lety

    The whole Now you're a man song during the whole gearing up section was perfect also great video... My Compliments to you and Mr. Gell.

  • @SeattleMarksJoint3
    @SeattleMarksJoint3 Před 7 lety

    Oh man, this is one of your best!!!!

  • @SlasherTrash
    @SlasherTrash Před 7 lety

    Since searching for fun reviews on the Death Wish movies, this dude has become my number 1 goto for top notch 80's action videos.

  • @OaknShield
    @OaknShield Před 5 lety

    I just discover this channel to bad I dint earlier you are fucking awesome and reviewing one of my favorite movies of all time. Hands down new sub.

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC Před 9 lety +1

    4:15- (From Jade Empire) "UNTOLD SLAUGHTER!"

  • @sunofslavia
    @sunofslavia Před 8 lety +2

    Shit, I remember watching this the first time from a pirated VHS in my pre-teens. This movie will never get old.

  • @stylesymphony1220
    @stylesymphony1220 Před 5 lety

    That opening is too Goddamn funny! Played it back at least 30 times.

  • @Gozokukolat
    @Gozokukolat Před 5 lety +2

    Man I wish Razor would do more of these.

  • @Akira-5
    @Akira-5 Před rokem +1

    Best Predator review ever made. No question.

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannni Před 5 lety

    So fucking happy that I recently came across your channel and now these reviews.

  • @kujo1372
    @kujo1372 Před 5 lety +2

    I literally paused this mid Pelosi joke to share it. God fucking speed.

  • @AnthroArcade
    @AnthroArcade Před 9 lety +1

    That's gotta be one of the more awesomer reviews of something I've seen - and hilarious too.

  • @ashdoglsu
    @ashdoglsu Před 4 lety +2

    Love the Unreal Tournament quotes.

  • @dangermartin69
    @dangermartin69 Před 8 měsíci

    Saw this at the drive-in when it came out when I was 18. It was awesome.

  • @rustybuckets07
    @rustybuckets07 Před 5 lety +2

    Watched Predator not 3 days ago..for the umpteenth time. The 'gardening with a minigun' scene still gives me a raging schwanzstucker.