Evil: "God knows nothing of the potential of the microchip."
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- čas přidán 28. 09. 2008
- This clip is included in the film Predictive Programming and the Human Microchipping Agenda - vimeo.com/26487586
Here we see a representation of evil talking about gaining knowledge and becoming a God. And he goes on to suggest that the microchip can (and will) be used for evil purposes.
The evil one is talking to his minions:
"I let him keep me here [in the fortress of ultimate darkness] in order to lull him into a false sense of security. When I have the map I will be free. And the world will be different because I have understanding."
Horned minion: "Understanding of what master?"
"Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the supreme being.
God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip and the silicon revolution."
Then evil demonstrates mind control as he possesses one of the dwarves who have stolen the map from God, just as Randall was talking about using the map to find ancient Babylon.
At the end of the movie, evil talks of "no less a work than the overthrowing of creation itself. We will remake man in our image, not his."
Is this about the Great Work?
Then he tells one of his minions "we must plan a new world together. This time we'll start it properly.
Tell me about computers."
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When the evil one gets the map back from Kevin, his eyes start to glow red, but he is interrupted by the cavalry.
Similar demon eyes can be seen in this advert put out by the Conservative Party - www.britishcouncil.org/upfront... - just before Tony Blair came to power on May 1st, or Beltane - former Labour Party leader John Smith died of a heart attack, having given a speech the night before during which he said: "The opportunity to serve our country - that is all we ask."
Incidentally, Robin Cook MP also died of heart failure, weeks after having written this article - www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/jul...
When God turns up at the end of the movie to save the day, he brings one of the dwarves back to life. And he explains that he gave the map to the dwarves to test his handiwork.
Kevin asks why God could allow those people to die, and why we have to have evil. God says "I think it's something to do with free will."
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God encourages the dwarves to hurry up and not waste any more time:
"They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."
And Kevin isn't allowed to go back with them:
"He's got to stay here to carry on the fight."
When he returns home again Kevin finds that the piece of concentrated evil which the dwarves missed has caused his parents' house to burn down. He shouts to them "Mum, Dad, it's evil. Don't touch it."
But their minds are distracted by the loss of their material possessions, so they do.
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"It's a good question!"
He said after blowing up the minion that asked the question xD
he blows the guy up, and makes his body fuse back together, and then immediately blows it up again... I just noticed that.. hahhahahah
he ruined the moment
I loved this when I was a kid, but only for the visuals.
As an adult, I understood the jokes. David Warner's rant about technology is perfect dry humor.
1:24 One of the great touches of pythonesque humour in this film - the same acolyte gets blown up twice. Warner is my favourite cinematic Devil/Evil Genius.
Love how the others move out of frame once a stupid question is asked
David Warner you will be missed.
"I would have started with lasers.
8 o'clock! Day one!"
"Sorry."
Then day 2 he would have created iPhones and Samsung galaxies..
"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams] Sorry" Lol
0:40 the smile of satisfaction creeping on his face as he realizes his sentence makes sense is so good
"The little one has it!" Slightly confused, "The little one?" lol. Too funny.
"Shutup Im speaking Rhetorically"
This is one of my favorite movie dialogues of all time - way up there with the final fight scene from Spaceballs. :)
RIP David Warner. 😥
Why is it around 1:51 I suddenly think of Steve Jobs?
Me too lol 😆
This Makes A Wide Smile On My Face how he explained it so evil that if feels really good and a satisfaction to the human Brain (X
"NOT THAT ONE!"
This is a really creative take on Satan, best I’ve ever seen
I love a sarcastic, tech-savvy devil 😈😏
[KABOOM!] ...that's a good question.
This same man voice acted Jon Irenicus in Baldur's Gate 2 btw. Totally mind blown when I was thinking especially that character when I saw 'Evil'.
sample of this used in "the gun is good", the b-side of Orbitals new single (dont stop me)
My favorite scene from a GREAT movie!
Thank's btw your avatar is relly messed up love it! : )
Best movie ever.
@Etimos I was being redundantly redundant for the sake of redundancy. Like the golf joke BTW.
Thlugs
"I shall turn you inside out over a very long time".
Classic film.
@CHCHuser it's from a 1981 film called Time Bandits. It's always been one of my favourites ever since my Dad let me watch it when I was young. I'm now 26 and still love it :D
Ostrogothicus Time Bandits is a must watch film in my family. Everyone in it loves it!
What do you think now you're nearly 36?
@@dankenstein9462 mate, it's still an absolutely brilliant film!
Damn, this came true, didn't it.
The digital watches joke is the flipside ofthe opening of H2G2. It's doubly funny when you think that the things Evil goes on to list were at the time revered ( and reviled ) as the ultimate consumerist, tasteless, Thatcherite-Yuppie dreck; '''And then! I shall understand food mixers, & microwaves & TV Dinners! And Ford Escorts & the word processor! And filofaxes & people who want to live in semi-detatched suburbs! And why people drink gin & wear Aviator spectacles & play golf & live in Essex!''
One of the Chief Demons is named ‘Robert’ -
It’s BOB!
!! WOW BOB WOW !!
But why, if that's the case, can you not escape this fortress?
dgoldstraw good question
I've never seen this before. What movie or show is this from? What ever it is, like this evil guy.
I was just thinking that
SLUGS!!
What is this movie it look's good?
@Etimos Thanks for the clarification. According to a strict interpretation, that would probably make him an imbecile, but I still prefer my terminology, as incorrect as it may be; It's more funny to me.
lmao @ 1:16
the gun is good... yeah!
I love Terry Gilliam, but wish schizophrenics would set the bar a little higher when choosing a source for their delusional secrets
@Etimos Of course it's possible to be below average and a moron, below-average intellect is THE absolute entry requirement for moronhood. And besides, like they say:
"There is no kill like overkill"
@phihaley say what?
'digital watches'?
'video cassette recorders'?
'car telephones'?
I've got news for you, things have moved on a tad since this came out. 😉
Which makes the joke funnier.
They're all the same device now too!
@@TalesOfWar 😆👍
That's the point, and Evil has control of everything now computers and the microchip have taken over.
@anxresi I wasn't letting off steam, I was being sarcastic and humorous. I'm actually also of the opinion that tmkuljricksen is delusional with his freemason conspiracy theory bullshit. To paraphrase the MST3K theme song: It's only a joke, you should really just relax.
i totally agree on his take on god... i know this is a comedy but still...this bit helped me make it through catholic school WHILE living in the south, luckily i got away from that horrible place, southern accent free thank god
You do realise you're agreeing with an imbecile right? It's a shame if the Catholic school you went to badly represented the Lord, I know from personal experience He is awesome and loving and no doubt the originator of all invention, we aint seen nothing yet :)
This comedy's point was the stupidity of modern world for being based on material world
bovvered84 deep down I think you are..... Check out BPM club labyrinth video and look at their Facebook page
@ruts91 lol
The fact that digital watches, video cassette recorders and car telephones are all totally obsolete make this scene even more funny.
They must have known.
Except Digital Watches still exist and are selling in higher numbers than before (particularly the iWatch from Apple and the Galaxy Watch from Samsung), VCRs and Betamax tapes are still used by tens of nations and thousands of companies today(and don't get me started on the fact that more people are beginning to use CDs, DVDs, Blu Rays and especially Vinyl for music and other media in recent years), and the Car Telephone evolved into the hands-free intercom that is responsible for hundreds of car crashes in the UK alone.