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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Stephen Fry and zoologist Mark Carwardine head to the ends of the earth in search of animals on the edge of extinction.
    In New Zealand the travellers make their way through one of the most dramatic landscapes in the world. They are on a journey to find the last remaining kakapo, a fat, flightless parrot which, when threatened with attack, adopts a strategy of standing very still indeed.
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Komentáře • 25K

  • @dylanscotson247
    @dylanscotson247 Před 3 lety +27051

    This video was later used as evidence in court against the parrot

    • @jarrekmorganson7327
      @jarrekmorganson7327 Před 3 lety +368

      The Evidences had to be handled to the FBI authorities first for tomorrow court at 10:30 am

    • @eschatos03
      @eschatos03 Před 3 lety +31

      Alex F. no

    • @gabeyab
      @gabeyab Před 3 lety +241

      “This video clearly proves the defendant’s guilt!”
      “I’m sorry, Edgeworth, but that video is OUTDATED!”

    • @juice4249
      @juice4249 Před 3 lety +38

      He will be executef for crimes

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Před 3 lety +57

      *Bum **_Bumm_* (law and order Theme)

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ Před 3 lety +13768

    Imagine being the first ever guy in the world to be filmed being sexually harassed by an endangered bird.

  • @irashid5406
    @irashid5406 Před 16 dny +688

    The fact that bbc used the word shagged back in the day 😂😂😂

    • @GoodKingMort
      @GoodKingMort Před 16 dny +9

      I’m in disbelief😂

    • @shun-li8204
      @shun-li8204 Před 5 dny +2

      Only if you forget to pray.

    • @tannia1111
      @tannia1111 Před 16 hodinami

      its only cause its a quote from what the man said in the video

  • @LiberatingReality
    @LiberatingReality Před rokem +2216

    "Rare" is an understatement. There were probably only 100 in existence when this was posted, about 154 now. They're massively endangered.

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 Před 11 měsíci +61

      closer to 250~ i believe.

    • @AbradolfLincler
      @AbradolfLincler Před 21 dnem +51

      can't imagine why a flightless tiny parrot would be endangered... end sarcasm

    • @rickybobby420.
      @rickybobby420. Před 18 dny +6

      Do you guys count them on your fingers or your toes?

    • @jaguarlegoanimations9826
      @jaguarlegoanimations9826 Před 17 dny +99

      ​@@AbradolfLinclerit evolved on an island with a total lack of terrestrial predators. When humans came in and spread invasive predators, they were instantly dominated because of how they didnt evolve a way to combat those predators. Same thing happened with the dodo, it wasnt lazy nor stupid, it just didnt evolve or have the need to be scared or have fight or flight instincts. Except unlike the dodo, we gave the kakapo a chance.

    • @jaguarlegoanimations9826
      @jaguarlegoanimations9826 Před 17 dny +10

      ​@@AbradolfLinclerit evolved on an island with a total lack of terrestrial predators. When humans came in and spread invasive predators, they were instantly dominated because of how they didnt evolve a way to combat those predators. Same thing happened with the dodo, it wasnt lazy nor stupid, it just didnt evolve or have the need to be scared or have fight or flight instincts. Except unlike the dodo, we gave the kakapo a chance.
      OOPS, ACCIDENTLY SENT THE COMMENT TWICE. NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED, I APOLOGIZE

  • @rubyblu21
    @rubyblu21 Před 3 lety +16638

    No wonder this bird is almost extinct, it has sexual preferences for other species.

    • @gene1491
      @gene1491 Před 3 lety +1601

      turtle: *Exists*
      parrot: Y O U W A N T S U M F U C K ?

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 Před 3 lety +799

      Sexual preferences for other species of the same sex. Total fail. Can’t even make mutant hybrid offspring. 😭

    • @stephaniexxx814
      @stephaniexxx814 Před 3 lety +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Armin4518
      @Armin4518 Před 3 lety +31

      OMW YOUR COMMENT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Nah I'm dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @retrogreene
      @retrogreene Před 3 lety +19

      @pink lemons make pink lemonade sauce?

  • @thelonesomedrifter6819
    @thelonesomedrifter6819 Před 3 lety +12667

    Bruh was literally clapping cheeks

  • @alexandercrush
    @alexandercrush Před rokem +3082

    50 shades of Green

  • @bethanybouley2990
    @bethanybouley2990 Před 4 měsíci +2536

    The way the birds wings are just smacking the side of the guys head while he has a literal smile of joy on his feathery face is so ridiculously hilarious!!

    • @IBrake4Squirrels1
      @IBrake4Squirrels1 Před 4 měsíci +9

      😂

    • @princealbertz
      @princealbertz Před 4 měsíci +16

      👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🦜👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

  • @BarackObamah
    @BarackObamah Před 3 lety +25176

    When you don’t go on duolingo for 2 days

    • @coin5207
      @coin5207 Před 3 lety +795

      This was just friendly admonishing. Try waiting 2 months that's when the real threats start

    • @DaChiba
      @DaChiba Před 3 lety +1056

      Spanish or vanish

    • @BarackObamah
      @BarackObamah Před 3 lety +73

      TheDeeps lmaoooo

    • @AngieAJ
      @AngieAJ Před 3 lety +468

      @@DaChiba japanese or I'll break your knees.

    • @user-cn4se7ui6j
      @user-cn4se7ui6j Před 3 lety +18

      Angie the Birb lol

  • @BabaBest2000
    @BabaBest2000 Před 3 lety +12091

    They should at least have pixelated the victim's face.

    • @cerenyldz2754
      @cerenyldz2754 Před 3 lety +129

      😂😂😂

    • @sarak3593
      @sarak3593 Před 3 lety +50

      Dead lol

    • @user-ji7ik7ef3s
      @user-ji7ik7ef3s Před 3 lety +98

      yeah it's like the bird shat on his legacy. and that shit's hard to wipe off.

    • @thewaffle1265
      @thewaffle1265 Před 3 lety +10

      Reda Cherkaoui pixelated

    • @Bangy
      @Bangy Před 3 lety +47

      Need a thin black bar across his nose, that'd hide his face.

  • @a.k.salazr
    @a.k.salazr Před 5 měsíci +1309

    “Typical male is only interested in one thing” and the “look how happy he looks” are my two best lines specially since the camera showed how happy he really looked lol

  • @EmmaVeelle
    @EmmaVeelle Před 3 měsíci +174

    The beginning: "Poor parrot, he looks so scared."
    The ending: "That poor guy..."

  • @j.r.6670
    @j.r.6670 Před 5 lety +5243

    Man gets raped by a parrot was not expecting to see this today.

  • @beefgarnacha
    @beefgarnacha Před 5 lety +4655

    "Look at him, he is happy" I can clearly see he's having a blast.

    • @michaelalanson7243
      @michaelalanson7243 Před 5 lety +57

      Probably a blast in his pants

    • @theghostlyfigure9989
      @theghostlyfigure9989 Před 5 lety +51

      *while he smacks both sides of your head and claws your head*

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Před 5 lety +19

      @@theghostlyfigure9989 That's happiness in the wild. A bit more aggressive than what most humans do for happiness... Mind you I said most not all.

    • @theghostlyfigure9989
      @theghostlyfigure9989 Před 5 lety +4

      @@bloodlove93 I understand this. I'm sorry if my comment didn't show this. All animals have different ways they like to mate cats for example is really aggressive and painful. This is how animals work even though it's odd at times.

    • @rzr2ffe325
      @rzr2ffe325 Před 5 lety +1

      So where was the semen?

  • @EdgarTheOgre
    @EdgarTheOgre Před rokem +1724

    I think I have seen video a hundred thousand times and those hundred thousands times it made me cry laughing. The commentary by Fry is just god tier; "you are being shagged by a rare parrot" it's just poetic and hilarious at the same time.

    • @azurecielo52479
      @azurecielo52479 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Every time I'm upset, I watch this, and basically end up with same idiotic grin as the kākāpō!

    • @EdgarTheOgre
      @EdgarTheOgre Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@azurecielo52479 same here lmao

    • @LobsterSoul
      @LobsterSoul Před 6 měsíci +3

      It's getting a bit frisky

    • @jimm7346
      @jimm7346 Před 6 měsíci +18

      Every time Fry goes "Look at him, he's so happy!" and it shows that derpy face on the Kakapo, I just lose it. Even better considering its name means "stupid" in Maori.

    • @taniac1860
      @taniac1860 Před 5 měsíci +2

      This pops up every once in a while, and I can never not click on it. It has me in stitches EVERY SINGLE TIME. Today is no exception.

  • @milesmccollough5507
    @milesmccollough5507 Před 9 měsíci +984

    not a single person caught the FANTASTIC joke from fry:
    “when you have the chick - when you have the chick, do call it Stephen”
    truly a gem.

    • @DaveAronson
      @DaveAronson Před 9 měsíci +19

      Oh I caught it all right, and would ass-u-me that many others did too. I would expect no less from Stephen Fry.

    • @lisadiane55
      @lisadiane55 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Yes, Miles, we all caught the joke.

    • @megsie1424
      @megsie1424 Před 5 měsíci +6

      No one missed it.

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@DaveAronsonMPreg ftw

    • @mingfei1622
      @mingfei1622 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I didn’t get it, English is not my first language 😭

  • @theletters1418
    @theletters1418 Před 3 lety +6128

    For a bird that looks cautious and worried,it is sexually aggressive.

    • @kato2395
      @kato2395 Před 3 lety +445

      Cautious, worried and sexually agressive. Yep, that sounds like an otaku.

    • @santitheperson9416
      @santitheperson9416 Před 3 lety +72

      @@kato2395 ugh ew

    • @igorlukyan206
      @igorlukyan206 Před 3 lety +232

      Sounds like an average college student 😂

    • @JDM-gx8ki
      @JDM-gx8ki Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @clevergirl5329
      @clevergirl5329 Před 3 lety +43

      That's just a tactic to lure his preys

  • @fesswah
    @fesswah Před 4 lety +9173

    Well no wonder they are rare if they keep mating with the wrong species!

  • @CeRz
    @CeRz Před rokem +463

    "You are being shagged by a rare parrot" is the single most funny line I've ever heard anyone say in my entire life 😂😂

  • @robert900222
    @robert900222 Před rokem +330

    I love how after the parrot taken down immediately tried to climb back up, no fear at all.

  • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
    @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 Před 3 lety +6050

    He's kinky, too, slapping him with his wings

  • @boredoutofherwits
    @boredoutofherwits Před 5 lety +8266

    *getting hurt by sharp claws*
    "Look, he's so happy!"

    • @etl_undxrcxver
      @etl_undxrcxver Před 5 lety +82

      There talking about the bird 😂

    • @boredoutofherwits
      @boredoutofherwits Před 5 lety +155

      @@etl_undxrcxver I know! I just thought how it was funny how, for a few seconds, they ignored him and were more amused that the parrot was so happy 😂

    • @handsomeinosuke3628
      @handsomeinosuke3628 Před 5 lety +12

      He was mating with that guy's head that's why he said he's happy 🤢

    • @12SA472012
      @12SA472012 Před 5 lety +20

      @@boredoutofherwits He is rare bird after all. One of a kind. Whereas, that human is one of billions. Rare > Humans.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 Před 5 lety +11

      @@handsomeinosuke3628
      They know, they're not idiots

  • @fulyaarkan8500
    @fulyaarkan8500 Před 17 dny +107

    "A typical male, he is clearly only interested in one thing" is the most accurate line I've ever heard 🙄

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead Před 15 dny +8

      Women not being misandrist for 5 seconds challenge: impossible

    • @elin_
      @elin_ Před 15 dny +11

      ​@@Depressed_until_deadstop generalizing... both of you.

    • @rileybear836
      @rileybear836 Před 12 dny +2

      It. Was. A. Joke.

    • @B.Ies_T.Nduhey
      @B.Ies_T.Nduhey Před 9 dny +1

      ​@@Depressed_until_deadOoooh... Poooor guy....

    • @MurderYourBeloved
      @MurderYourBeloved Před 8 dny

      @@Depressed_until_dead It's a man who said it first tho 💀

  • @JOHN----DOE
    @JOHN----DOE Před 5 měsíci +181

    Ah, this takes me back. A friend's son once bought a cockatiel and, knowing I had been owned by them for years, he called me one day to ask what the bird was doing. After he described the behavior, I said, "Well, Rob, he's mating with your ear." When they love ya they let ya know.

    • @IBrake4Squirrels1
      @IBrake4Squirrels1 Před 4 měsíci +11

      😂😅 Yes. Mine also has a foot fetish but is picky. They are weird 😂

    • @victorbt8949
      @victorbt8949 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Hold on. What do you mean you had been owned by the cocktatiel???

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE Před měsícem +13

      @@victorbt8949 You don't own a parrot. A parrot owns you. Within a month that particular cockatiel had everyone in the household, including the cat, arranged in a pecking order with him and his chosen mate, Rob, at the top. Cockatiels aren't all that intellectually intelligent but they are emotionally-intelligent geniuses. One of their whines is identical with that of an 18-month-old toddler. Try resisting that.

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE Před měsícem +6

      @@IBrake4Squirrels1 I've had numerous cockatiels and budgies with foot fetishes. And hand fetishes. Fortunately, not head fetishes.

    • @Dudeliness
      @Dudeliness Před 16 dny +1

      @@JOHN----DOE Bird people are disturbed.

  • @themainman2827
    @themainman2827 Před 3 lety +38845

    "Youre green. Im green. Lets do bussines."

    • @carlosalbertovillanuevaort5189
      @carlosalbertovillanuevaort5189 Před 3 lety +1163

      "We both got buckets of chicken......you wanna do it?" -a very wise man.

    • @bileygr1116
      @bileygr1116 Před 3 lety +343

      @@carlosalbertovillanuevaort5189 ah, I see, you're a man of culture as well

    • @somecharacter01
      @somecharacter01 Před 3 lety +95

      Yes that’s an interspecies relationship like a bird and a man wearing a certain color.
      Now imagine this bird shags a rock... not The Rock but a rock. Pretty desperate he is?

    • @grayy3666
      @grayy3666 Před 3 lety +43

      @@somecharacter01 😂

    • @elizabethgutierrez4525
      @elizabethgutierrez4525 Před 3 lety +26

      😂🤣

  • @abloodorange5233
    @abloodorange5233 Před 3 lety +5881

    No wonder they’re nearly extinct. They don’t know what is their species!

  • @user-fd3qo7kr2e
    @user-fd3qo7kr2e Před měsícem +57

    可愛いと思ったらちゃんと傷負わされてて笑った
    ボコボコにするオウムもどきもかわいいしされるがままのおじさんもかわいい

  • @rileybear836
    @rileybear836 Před 12 dny +13

    It’s true friendship when you wait till the absolute very last moment to save your friend from Being bird f*cked.

  • @bigfinstudios181
    @bigfinstudios181 Před 5 lety +8423

    You forgot your Spanish lesson...

  • @frankzuniga9able
    @frankzuniga9able Před 5 lety +5089

    Don't wear green when taking pictures of rare green parrots LOL.

    • @Dan23_7
      @Dan23_7 Před 5 lety +349

      Frankz 5 I was chased by a peacock last year on a farm. The guy said it's because my clothes (work uniform) is blue and it thinks I'm a rival for his love interests 😂😂

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 Před 5 lety +36

      @@Dan23_7 lmao 😂😂

    • @Dan23_7
      @Dan23_7 Před 5 lety +42

      AnUnknownPerson it's true 😂 At a place called Admergill farm. I shit myself 😂

    • @TM-bf2pr
      @TM-bf2pr Před 5 lety +2

      @@Dan23_7 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaronvirdee5813
      @aaronvirdee5813 Před 5 lety +1

      It could be the grey hair. Although the woman with ginger hair and a grey jacket took the parrot off and it showed no interest in her.

  • @MariachiBro
    @MariachiBro Před 9 měsíci +118

    Little dude's happy face was priceless 😂

  • @hawlitakerful
    @hawlitakerful Před 8 měsíci +34

    Being roasted by stephen fry while also being shagged by a parrot is quite an extraodinary carreer 😂😂

  • @Piece-O-Pie
    @Piece-O-Pie Před 3 lety +7316

    Parrot: full on banging.
    Frye: “Do you think he’s attempting some sort of mating ritual?”

  • @debbiecicalese2840
    @debbiecicalese2840 Před 5 lety +4965

    No wonder these are rare parrots ,if he can't tell that it's a man and not a parrot or maybe he's not fussed .

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold Před 5 lety +474

      well being a rare species he's obviously having a hard time finding a female parrot

    • @harleyquinn5774
      @harleyquinn5774 Před 5 lety +437

      The man’s green shirt made him look like a giant shaggable parrot who could lay lots of eggs in one go.

    • @user-xh8df9oz4y
      @user-xh8df9oz4y Před 5 lety +104

      I like how instead of adding a period, you just place big spaces in between your sentences

    • @debbiecicalese2840
      @debbiecicalese2840 Před 5 lety +6

      @@harleyquinn5774 lol😂😂

    • @MsBorkbork
      @MsBorkbork Před 5 lety +1

      Right

  • @justinharvie8126
    @justinharvie8126 Před 10 měsíci +229

    Stephen Fry is my favorite narrator. If I had to have someone narrate my life, it would definitely be him.

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 Před 8 měsíci

      That is Jeremy clarkson, not Stephen Fry

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@ETA_Bolla_Dix no it's Fry

    • @justinharvie8126
      @justinharvie8126 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Glum1964 I'm guessing all British fellas look the same to you, huh?

    • @TheLastWalenta
      @TheLastWalenta Před 6 měsíci +3

      He’s good. But David Attenborough is… well… David Attenborough.

    • @nakinz109
      @nakinz109 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@Glum1964no it's not dingbat

  • @RyoraSesshomaru97
    @RyoraSesshomaru97 Před 6 měsíci +69

    "He's getting a bit frisky!"
    "Look he's so happy!' = That bird had me and the bird just flapping his wings and you can see the expression on his @ 1:08 LOL The bird is soooooooo cute kind and friendly
    I've never seen such a warm-hearted bird like that before, sure I've seen a parrot, one time years ago, but nothing like this cutie!
    "He's really going for it!'- LOL he sure is he is definitely in the mood, nothing is stopping him from achieving his goal

    • @katiebonser9712
      @katiebonser9712 Před 6 měsíci +1

      if you pause at 1:20, you can see him smiling.

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 Před 3 lety +3690

    “Shagged by a rare parrot”
    16 million people: *interesting*

  • @S2I2
    @S2I2 Před 3 lety +4922

    Imagine trying to tell this story if it wasn't recorded on camera

    • @TehSuperWaffle3000
      @TehSuperWaffle3000 Před 3 lety +138

      So I was chilling with Stephen fry...

    • @Dennan_
      @Dennan_ Před 3 lety +93

      I was chilling with a discount james may then this parrot....

    • @AA-bz1pr
      @AA-bz1pr Před 3 lety +44

      @@Dennan_ "Discount James May" lmaooo

    • @jonny8860
      @jonny8860 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Dennan_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mog7501
      @mog7501 Před 3 lety +7

      One of my parakeets has shagged my arm MULTIPLE times when I let him perch there

  • @christianbrix4311
    @christianbrix4311 Před 8 měsíci +173

    Kakapos are some of the most amazing creatures, in my opinion. A few years ago, I applied to come to New Zealand and work on the islands for their conservation effort, but unfortunately they weren't looking for anyone at the time and I ended up elsewhere. I'm not sure I would've got to these lengths though

  • @user-ye1xk3sb1g
    @user-ye1xk3sb1g Před 3 měsíci +59

    見た目も性格も可愛いのに頭ポコポコ叩くのやんちゃでもっと可愛い笑

  • @grass7864
    @grass7864 Před 3 lety +3944

    "He's getting a bit frisky"
    *Parrot aggressively thrusts on and slaps the victim while he winces in pain*

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Před 3 lety +3133

    Wearing green that day was not his best wardrobe decision.

  • @lucaschebance3135
    @lucaschebance3135 Před 20 dny +17

    "look ! he's so happy" 😂

  • @user-nnchan
    @user-nnchan Před 3 měsíci +57

    名前も可愛い見た目も可愛い性格も可愛いって
    もう人間に愛されるために大切にされるために生まれて来たとしか思えない

  • @raidedcluster
    @raidedcluster Před 3 lety +3490

    No wonder they are endangered, most of them are in jail.

  • @bakainu3559
    @bakainu3559 Před 5 lety +2666

    Man : **wears green*
    Parrot : _yup that's my mate_

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Před 6 měsíci +36

    Ibwould just like to congratulate this video for just now being presented and featured on Last Week Tonight for it's sheer comedic brillance and ability to bring joy to millions

    • @cufflink44
      @cufflink44 Před 6 měsíci

      I'm here because of LWT as well!

  • @user-dm7vp1nq2t
    @user-dm7vp1nq2t Před 2 měsíci +19

    カカポ可愛すぎなんだが𖦹ࡇ𖦹💕
    天然のファービーかな??
    愛おしすぎる…🥺保護団体の皆様に感謝

  • @zanewederell9571
    @zanewederell9571 Před 2 lety +5247

    "A typical male, Sirocco is clearly only interested in one thing."
    *S H A G G I N G*

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 Před 3 lety +12416

    Guy: wears green shirt
    Parrot: ah yes, my lonesome years of sехual frustration have finally come to an end

  • @gizmothegreybird
    @gizmothegreybird Před 5 měsíci +11

    This video will NEVER get old 😂😅

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Před 3 dny +2

    Man: **wears green sweater**
    Parrot: “I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can either do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.”

  • @SirTerribad
    @SirTerribad Před 3 lety +1820

    Without technology, we wouldn’t have witnessed a bird sexually assaulting a man

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 Před 3 lety +66

      Without technology we'd probably all be sexually assaulted by birds regularly

    • @estherahn1513
      @estherahn1513 Před 3 lety +3

      @@squatchjosh1131 omg😭🤣

    • @stevendownes7907
      @stevendownes7907 Před 3 lety +4

      ADHAM MISKINYAR...RIGHT YOU ARE ,BUT I MUST SAY IT LOOKED LIKE THE MAN WAS LIKING IT UNTIL HE REMEMBERED HE WAS ON VIDEO .😂😂😂

    • @CriticalSurvival0
      @CriticalSurvival0 Před 3 lety

      Thank the human brain which invented and uses tool. Not the tool itself.

  • @mewyattt
    @mewyattt Před 5 lety +4849

    Narrator, "Old fashioned, Victorian gentleman..."
    Serako the parrot, "why yes I am...Oh wait, green sweater? Good enough for me."

    • @john.sbutcher2636
      @john.sbutcher2636 Před 5 lety +51

      Oiiiiee ! You want a head massage mate

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid Před 5 lety +39

      What's a Saucy Green Sweater like you doing in a teahouse like this? Oh i'm all a titter, you have me at quite a moment.

    • @chloepresley2000
      @chloepresley2000 Před 5 lety +15

      That is not just any old narrator, that is Stephen Fry! Haha

    • @eilzmo
      @eilzmo Před 5 lety +3

      Chloe Presley I’m so glad you wrote this. I saw “narrator” and died, came back as a ghost, so I could immediately come here to say THAT IS STEPHEN FRY YOU HEATHEN. So pleased others are with me.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Před 5 lety +1

      mewyattt
      That parrot said "NO HOMO" so it's OK. 😅

  • @DM-qh2mv
    @DM-qh2mv Před 5 měsíci +12

    i love this video so much that my friend adopted a kakapo for me for chanukah. this video has raised $125 from just me viewing it. truly the best method of conservation i have ever seen. thank you Sirocco for your conservation work.

  • @greego5952
    @greego5952 Před 11 měsíci +15

    This is what I love about british people. They can make a video of an extremely special, endangered, unique species of bird that is unlike any other birds today, and then they manage to make it funny because the bird decided to shag his head.

  • @beerussama7093
    @beerussama7093 Před 3 lety +3287

    I like how his friend just started roasting him after.

    • @ping299
      @ping299 Před 3 lety +166

      "his friend"
      the fact that you don't know who Stephen fry is saddens me

    • @squig5080
      @squig5080 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ping299 who is he?

    • @hibye-by3yb
      @hibye-by3yb Před 3 lety +8

      @@squig5080 actor

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder Před 3 lety +11

      @@squig5080 he is V. You just have to look at how he cooks his eggs

    • @TheLastProzacNation
      @TheLastProzacNation Před 3 lety +21

      Ping this new generation doesn’t know the legends

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 Před 2 lety +3718

    They're endangered... but it's clearly not due to their lack of enthusiasm.

    • @lowrider6568
      @lowrider6568 Před 2 lety +73

      No,just the choices

    • @biggusdickus3936
      @biggusdickus3936 Před 2 lety +62

      They're desperate

    • @OcnarfPro
      @OcnarfPro Před 2 lety +5

      @@biggusdickus3936 your mom is desperate

    • @biggusdickus3936
      @biggusdickus3936 Před 2 lety +1

      @@OcnarfPro my mother was assasinated in a political coup.

    • @OcnarfPro
      @OcnarfPro Před 2 lety +3

      @@biggusdickus3936 oh I didnt know. I actually said that as a joke and I didnt mean to offend you. I am sorry for your loss but I pray that u have adapted to life without her

  • @MrJ0lly
    @MrJ0lly Před 2 dny +2

    Cameraman: "I'm not sure how to take that"
    Parrot: "You don't have to be sure, just take it"

  • @abbydabby9112
    @abbydabby9112 Před rokem +6

    well, too be fair, he is wearing green. kakapo probably thought, "WOAAHH BIGG LADYY!!"

  • @ilikecheese_9876
    @ilikecheese_9876 Před 4 lety +2889

    “Look, he’s so happy!”
    *Mating dance increase*

  • @salt_liqueur
    @salt_liqueur Před 3 lety +6924

    "Look he's so happy!"
    The parrot: :D

  • @communist1878
    @communist1878 Před 7 měsíci +7

    The way the camera goes in close to show his happy face is elite 😂😂

  • @eclairis
    @eclairis Před 7 měsíci +14

    I remember seeing this video once when I was a little kid and I developed this hyperfixation with kakapos afterwards lol. then when I found out they were very much at risk of extinction I went and printed out a bunch of leaflets I made on word detailing how we needed to campaign to save them and distributed them to everyone in my neighborhood lmao

  • @lazyafternoon449
    @lazyafternoon449 Před 2 lety +10747

    At first I felt pity because it is so helpless and can't fly away from predators. Then I felt pity for the predators.

    • @squirlis1189
      @squirlis1189 Před 2 lety +100

      😂

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 Před 2 lety +678

      The green predators especially 😳

    • @GKPB
      @GKPB Před rokem +65

      @NotMeHowzit that's sad, but unfortunately that's nature, despite humanity's intelligence we are still animals, and dumb ones sometimes lol

    • @RandomGuy-yi2ym
      @RandomGuy-yi2ym Před rokem +19

      @NotMeHowzit doesn't change the fact that made them defenseless. And the fact this one is so rare that they're protected by laws proves they've been easy target for predators all this time

    • @c1h2r3i4s56987
      @c1h2r3i4s56987 Před rokem +71

      " Im trying to eat you! stop making it weird "

  • @RobbieRambles
    @RobbieRambles Před 2 lety +18133

    ‘Look he’s so happy’
    ‘You are being shagged by a rare parrot’
    These two lines got me so good 😂

    • @yomrcrabs
      @yomrcrabs Před rokem +207

      ¡he's really going for it!

    • @sS0O0L
      @sS0O0L Před rokem +181

      "you've chosen him- oh, actually you are in pain aren't you"
      i love this one

    • @jumpingoutofairplanesmentality
      @jumpingoutofairplanesmentality Před rokem

      I still can't get over the fact that they basically look like twins, so I guess Evolution truly didn't make him entirely useless, so he basically got humped by himself LOL, tell me that parrot doesn't look like the British guy, and you know you would lie if you did

    • @pablobecerra1995
      @pablobecerra1995 Před rokem +18

      The parrot got HIM good.

    • @jakeleo4518
      @jakeleo4518 Před rokem +11

      1:32 poor birdy...don't grab him like that ;-;

  • @MTdaBlacking
    @MTdaBlacking Před rokem +8

    At first it was cute, then hilarious, then a bit disturbing, and finally cute again. I'll remember one thing: this kakapo knew what he wanted...

  • @Basilico_Pasta
    @Basilico_Pasta Před 3 měsíci +6

    叩かれまくってるときのカメラマンさんの「アァオ!😣」すこ

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic Před 3 lety +10811

    Before y'all criticize him for losing No Nut November, remember he's endangered, I think he deserves a pass.

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 Před 3 lety +279

      You’re not wrong.

    • @tacotaco1239
      @tacotaco1239 Před 3 lety +94

      This comment confuses me so much. 3 weeks ago was December 28th.

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 Před 3 lety +76

      @@tacotaco1239 this video was posted September 29, a couple of days before no nut November, still doesn’t make sense though

    • @jasonhulett
      @jasonhulett Před 3 lety +52

      @@chicken8664 If by "a couple days" you mean over a month.

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 Před 3 lety +20

      @@jasonhulett how am I that stupid to not know where my months are

  • @shafayrajput7837
    @shafayrajput7837 Před 4 lety +2494

    After the parrot's choice of mating... i understand why his species is rare..😐

    • @snakeygirl4296
      @snakeygirl4296 Před 4 lety +136

      Shafay Rajput he got sick as a baby and thus had to be raised by humans. Due to having to only interact with humans in his youth he has imprinted on humans. Basically it means he thinks he’s a human and thus thinks he can reproduce with humans. They made a sperm gathering helmet in a failed attempt to at least collect his sperm so they could impregnate a female for him. He refused to shag humans with the helmet. To this day Sirocco has not figured out that he is a bird.

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt Před 4 lety +54

      Snakeygirl42 and also can’t figure where to shag them

    • @snakeygirl4296
      @snakeygirl4296 Před 4 lety +38

      JamesTheFox the first sign your not the same species as something is that you have no clue where it’s body parts are. Sirocco is so naive

    • @riseevolution
      @riseevolution Před 4 lety

      🥴😃😆😆

    • @Skirakzalus
      @Skirakzalus Před 4 lety +49

      Well unlike pandas he at least tried _something_

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 Před 10 dny +3

    I always find myself coming back to this video. Still very funny 😆

  • @Fds115
    @Fds115 Před 9 měsíci +22

    Когда я хочу отвлечься от всех ужасных событий которые происходят сейчас в мире, я включаю это видео
    Смешно и мило каждый раз как в первый)

  • @BossDogChillin
    @BossDogChillin Před 4 lety +5025

    That green shirt he was wearing had that bird thinking "look at the size of that female." 😳

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 Před 4 lety +145

      They should’ve brought a special shagging hat used by hawk breeders. Yes that exists look it up.

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 Před 4 lety +77

      Ok since this has gotten one like, and since I’m bored, I might as well explain. Please note that I do not breed hawks at all, I got this info off the internet. Anyways, let’s say a breeder brings in a pair of hawks, one boy and one girl. The breeder tries to let them mate, but realizes that it’s probably not going to work out (usually one hawk attacks the other, but there can be other reasons). So, the breeder separates the birds and brings out a hat and puts it on their head. This hat... imagine a honeycomb that looks exactly like a plain sun hat. Like this:👒. This special hat allows the breeder to collect the hawk sperm. All the hawk has to do is to shag that hat like a kakapo!

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před 4 lety +63

      horny parrot was confused...i recognized that stalk walk he did from anywhere i just knew he was bout to pounce!!!!

    • @naga7647
      @naga7647 Před 4 lety +41

      T H I C C

    • @TURBODON.6
      @TURBODON.6 Před 4 lety +5

      Hahahaha

  • @wendellstamps
    @wendellstamps Před 4 lety +2346

    “How’d your bird research g-“
    “I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT”

  • @MermaidMusings7
    @MermaidMusings7 Před 9 dny +2

    New fear unlocked.

  • @user-ec9dz9vo4e
    @user-ec9dz9vo4e Před 2 měsíci +10

    カカポ
    動いているの初めて観ました😭
    かわいすぎるー😆
    なんて愛らしいんだ!

  • @irubjaejoong
    @irubjaejoong Před 3 lety +7842

    He cuddles afterwards. 🦜 what a gentleman

  • @thebush6077
    @thebush6077 Před 3 lety +3032

    the birds face is the funniest thing
    looks like a puppet

  • @herrodinssohn4285
    @herrodinssohn4285 Před 12 dny +3

    They are doing all they can to safe those species. Thats dedication!

  • @user-of4uc5qd5h
    @user-of4uc5qd5h Před 3 měsíci +9

    笑いが止まらん
    かわいすぎる!

  • @J8den
    @J8den Před 5 lety +1775

    *....and that's how I met your father*

  • @borednerd2100
    @borednerd2100 Před 2 lety +19473

    I still can't get over the fact that he went back for a cuddle 🤣

  • @Lonesome__Dove
    @Lonesome__Dove Před rokem +11

    This is a clip from a documentary i watched many years ago and this segment is something i think about on occasion still to this day. Absolutely magical and hilarious

  • @anon19086posts
    @anon19086posts Před 3 dny +1

    “Who’s devoted his life to conserving animals actually taking an active part in the conservation and breeding of a whole new species”

  • @tengo257
    @tengo257 Před 2 lety +11003

    Human: Here we have an endangered parrot.
    Parrot: It's you who is in danger

  • @mr.billybobbyjohnsonjr.2339
    @mr.billybobbyjohnsonjr.2339 Před 3 lety +3710

    “You wanna know how I got these scaarrrs?” - “I was raped by a parrot”

  • @daneues94
    @daneues94 Před 10 měsíci +6

    One of the absolutely greatest videos ever made.

  • @timelyferry
    @timelyferry Před rokem +6

    the man in black is so funny.. 'he took an active part in the conservation of a set of new future generation'

  • @anubis20049999
    @anubis20049999 Před 5 lety +2994

    Cameraman: What? You wanna come say hi lil guy?... What you wanna show me?
    Parrot: Deez Nutz..

  • @michaelb2789
    @michaelb2789 Před 3 lety +3983

    Imagine being the victim of sexual assault by the last of a species.
    Edit: My most liked comment is about being sexually assaulted by a dying species. Nice!

    • @R4GEplayers
      @R4GEplayers Před 3 lety +122

      The actual definition of “hit it and quit it”

    • @jamalpeoples3736
      @jamalpeoples3736 Před 3 lety +9

      He is not the last.

    • @lelele3931
      @lelele3931 Před 3 lety

      OH MY GOSH JSNWJENEJENENDE LMAO

    • @Attomicc076
      @Attomicc076 Před 3 lety +2

      There’s just under 160 kakapo’s in the world all of which are in a New Zealand island

    • @lancerhalsey4816
      @lancerhalsey4816 Před 3 lety +5

      It sure is desperate.

  • @notintohandles
    @notintohandles Před rokem

    You are honoured. Thanks for taking it so well.

  • @AkshatsoniCDS-
    @AkshatsoniCDS- Před rokem +13

    Such a beautiful scene to observe, nature truly is a beautiful world, it is heartening that we are able to be connected with such magnificent actions through these mediums, truly appreciate these shots.

    • @rallymedik
      @rallymedik Před 9 měsíci

      My guy just got molested by a bird and ur saying it's beautiful

  • @patricklewis9787
    @patricklewis9787 Před 3 lety +7909

    Think about how rare this encounter is:
    -Encountered a rare parrot
    -got molested by said parrot
    Apparently people in the replies can't take a joke, the video's title is literally called Shagged by a parrot

    • @cerenyldz2754
      @cerenyldz2754 Před 3 lety +299

      Is he lucky or cursed? I think both

    • @thomasbrown8806
      @thomasbrown8806 Před 3 lety +259

      Ceren Yıldız blursed is the word you’re looking for

    • @cerenyldz2754
      @cerenyldz2754 Před 3 lety +37

      @@thomasbrown8806 haha thank you 😂

    • @mr_sn4k3s
      @mr_sn4k3s Před 3 lety +23

      Though he's also green so it has to derive from the chances of him wearing that jumper

    • @user-ji7ik7ef3s
      @user-ji7ik7ef3s Před 3 lety +116

      i mean tbf if you were a rare bird with few options you'd hump anything that bears the slightest resemblance towards your species

  • @jessicamillican711
    @jessicamillican711 Před 5 lety +3894

    “Actually, you’re in pain aren’t you?” Lmao the guy was saying ow for the past 5 minutes

    • @SS-hd5jx
      @SS-hd5jx Před 5 lety +119

      Lmaooo poor guy. how that went on for as long as it did is beyond me

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 Před 5 lety +51

      @@SS-hd5jx He did it for the joke, he was only bleeding a little bit, comon guys dont be pussies.

    • @Luis-vy9bm
      @Luis-vy9bm Před 5 lety +5

      @@CODA96 fr

    • @RJ22
      @RJ22 Před 5 lety +12

      Girls say ow during sex, doesn’t mean they’re in pain

    • @commentwar7949
      @commentwar7949 Před 4 lety +16

      @@RJ22 yes. We feel a satisfying pain

  • @user-vy6pp9hk9y
    @user-vy6pp9hk9y Před 8 měsíci +35

    カカポめっちゃカワイイ❤
    この人たちの温かい視線に感動し、安心しました。本当に生き物を愛しているのですね。

  • @pragatisharma5525
    @pragatisharma5525 Před 15 dny +2

    A little egg will come out of your mouth. 😂

  • @KingGrio
    @KingGrio Před 3 lety +1185

    Photographer wears a green shirt.
    Parrot: Close enough.

  • @animusauthor
    @animusauthor Před 4 lety +2997

    Wouldn't be so rare if it would figure out what a female parrot is lolz

    • @yolandasizemore923
      @yolandasizemore923 Před 4 lety +12

      So true

    • @bravestchicken3528
      @bravestchicken3528 Před 4 lety +100

      Also if it didn't just slap its mate senselessly w its wings while digging its talons down whenever they mate

    • @evilubuntu9001
      @evilubuntu9001 Před 4 lety +75

      @@bravestchicken3528 That is called foreplay, mate. Chicks dig it.

    • @CroatZg
      @CroatZg Před 4 lety +15

      @@evilubuntu9001 Hes a noob.

    • @mickeyamf
      @mickeyamf Před 4 lety +37

      @@bravestchicken3528 ur man doesnt slap u nonstop and claw ur neck? Sucks

  • @4ingecxaH
    @4ingecxaH Před 8 měsíci +5

    I don't even know what was more amusing - the fact that this parrot tried to mate the photographer or the fact that all the process was commented in Stephen Fry's impeccable Brittish accent😅

  • @hobi1kenobi112
    @hobi1kenobi112 Před 8 měsíci

    I like how this 'last chance to see' is still hanging around 13 years on.
    Pure gold. Pure green. ❤🎉