The Defenestrations of Prague: Unbiased History:

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  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  Před 3 lety +142

    You can watch it on other video platforms as well:
    - Bitchute: www.bitchute.com/video/gK0OaXSFll0M/
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    • @bacon_8330
      @bacon_8330 Před 3 lety +4

      6:13
      Nice Sabaton reference
      Edit: Do you have a private minecraft server for your backgrounds, or is it just ones you found?

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Před rokem

      well done. don't call this satire, it's edutainment.

  • @th3omachos
    @th3omachos Před 3 lety +1738

    It's no wonder Bohemian Glass is so good. They had centuries of training by repairing windows.

  • @brolaire4546
    @brolaire4546 Před 3 lety +3508

    The Habsburgs couldn’t be more accurate

    • @denizmetint.462
      @denizmetint.462 Před 3 lety +38

      For real though.

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine Před 3 lety +98

      Carlos II's autopsy report is quite interesting.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat Před 3 lety +61

      And (some of) their descendants are the current spanish "royalty". The incest still shows its marks

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine Před 3 lety +98

      @@Mrkabrat although every royal lines is linked with others, the current spanish monarchs are Bourbons, not Habsburgs

    • @rm-1575
      @rm-1575 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Mrkabrat some of my ancestors are Habsburgs and we all still have strong chins

  • @user-yv1tw5mi6i
    @user-yv1tw5mi6i Před 3 lety +1013

    Rome has fallen
    Justinian : Ok,im next
    Jan Hus : No

    • @att1743
      @att1743 Před 3 lety +24

      Venice: No me!

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +33

      Old Testament: FOOLS!

    • @Aester
      @Aester Před 3 lety +13

      @@att1743 How is he gonna portray 4th crusade tho?

    • @att1743
      @att1743 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Aester We leave that up to the Monke himself, Dovahhatty.

    • @atticusleeds3957
      @atticusleeds3957 Před 3 lety +15

      he should still make one about how the Crusades fucked over Byzantium

  • @LastFractionZero
    @LastFractionZero Před 3 lety +2844

    "The Habsburg dynasty. A disgusting breed of humanoid creatures..."
    You're losing your touch, sir. That's the nicest thing anyone has said about the Habsburgs. Hell, it's practically a compliment.

  • @pavelh756
    @pavelh756 Před 3 lety +1520

    Communists: ehm ehm suicide ehm
    Everyone else: *suspicious stares*

    • @exandil6029
      @exandil6029 Před 3 lety +113

      It was a suicide, they just helped him through the window.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 3 lety +121

      ... "Death is a preferable alternative to Communism"

    • @caioaugusto3138
      @caioaugusto3138 Před 3 lety +12

      pedostein did not kill himself

    • @hussarregiment7045
      @hussarregiment7045 Před 3 lety +34

      He was even kind enough to shut and lock the window after throwing himself out the window. What a considerate man.

    • @kibicz
      @kibicz Před 3 lety +31

      @JoeRingo118 It was suicide - he even closed and locked the window behind himself, from inside.
      Such a polite and sonsiderate man - so noone inside catches a cold..

  • @martinthecarolean9762
    @martinthecarolean9762 Před 3 lety +749

    Never get into a heated argument with a Czech anywhere higher than the ground floor

    • @frantisekprusa4877
      @frantisekprusa4877 Před 3 lety +51

      You would be suprised how easy it suddenly is to pick up someone near a window

    • @Boyd2342
      @Boyd2342 Před 3 lety +31

      @@augustuscaesar8287 based

  • @adamlatosinski5475
    @adamlatosinski5475 Před 3 lety +888

    I don't know what is more mind-boggling, that the word "defenstration" exists, or that the Prague had several of them of historical significance.

    • @frantisekprusa4877
      @frantisekprusa4877 Před 3 lety +37

      Looking forwards to round 4? (/5?)

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Před 3 lety +15

      @@frantisekprusa4877 yeah the number depends on if you count Mr. Masaryk. But we do have a goverment that could use a bit of it.

    • @OkurkaBinLadin
      @OkurkaBinLadin Před 3 lety +54

      @@iplaygames8090 It might the only exclusively czech tradition. Id say we HAVE TO respect it and continue.

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Před 3 lety +4

      @@OkurkaBinLadin yes definetly.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Před 2 lety +2

      @@iplaygames8090 They don't use manure as much as they used to so whoever got thrown out of the window gonna have to make do with the asphalt.

  • @LoudRevised
    @LoudRevised Před 3 lety +2170

    Throwing people out a window and starting a war, based.

    • @solidtank7957
      @solidtank7957 Před 3 lety +37

      Based on what?

    • @SirWhiskersThe3rd
      @SirWhiskersThe3rd Před 3 lety +12

      @@solidtank7957 woooosh

    • @SuperWarningShot
      @SuperWarningShot Před 3 lety +66

      @@SirWhiskersThe3rd at this point "based on what?" is no longer wooooosh. It's a meta-meme.

    • @warcrimeenjoyer219
      @warcrimeenjoyer219 Před 3 lety +10

      @@SuperWarningShot Na the 30 years war was based and the Hussites were gigs chads

    • @katla3393
      @katla3393 Před 3 lety +15

      @@solidtank7957 based on the speed at which he falls

  • @lethanhminh8001
    @lethanhminh8001 Před 3 lety +2537

    "The unholy german confederate"
    Based

    • @sebastianrosenheim6196
      @sebastianrosenheim6196 Před 3 lety +68

      Absolut unbased

    • @bigsanchez2963
      @bigsanchez2963 Před 3 lety +52

      At first I didn't get it but now seeing in words it makes sense.

    • @ericcrabtree7075
      @ericcrabtree7075 Před 3 lety +46

      Why did it have to be germs 🙄🙄🙄

    • @koatam
      @koatam Před 3 lety +123

      @@sebastianrosenheim6196 WE WUZ ROMANZ UN SHEET.

    • @TheLeczek
      @TheLeczek Před 3 lety +2

      @Amirul Asyraf We´re not talking about america

  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  Před 3 lety +2794

    Hope you plebs enjoyed this standalone experimental episode. Its quite a change of pace in many ways, even more so since this time I drew almost all chars. Thanks to cuteakita I was able to improve, and test my drawing "skills".
    This vid was voted for by the donators, which will now vote on the, now live, poll on what Mini Series I should make: The Early Byzantine Empire, The American Revolution, or the Old Testament. Become a donator as well if you want to weight in that vote. Plebs screaching on comments get no votes im afraid. They might get a reply tho.
    Thanks for everything.

    • @cpom5075
      @cpom5075 Před 3 lety +174

      Cheers to a new series Dovah!!
      (Also ngl a series about the old testament sounds pretty exciting but thats just because im interested in how Dovah's gonna draw the OT angels)

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 Před 3 lety +154

      Be based paypigs. Vote the old testament

    • @volibear7635
      @volibear7635 Před 3 lety +35

      Those are some good options

    • @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999
      @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999 Před 3 lety +48

      They better do the old testament

    • @rvc7468
      @rvc7468 Před 3 lety +40

      Cheers to a New Era of Unbiased History!

  • @Christos-V-Bakolas-1988
    @Christos-V-Bakolas-1988 Před 3 lety +211

    "Baron of Highfall" is trolling of the ultimate level

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 3 lety +15

      I can't believe I missed that. Glorious.

    • @kestutisvaiciunas8663
      @kestutisvaiciunas8663 Před 3 lety +25

      @@Deridus Say what you will about that Emperor - he did have a sense of humour

  • @shaunfzlol8894
    @shaunfzlol8894 Před 3 lety +483

    The story of Jan Masaryk is truly a sad one. Grew up kinda lazy, not really wanting to do much, moved to the USA, learned hard work, came home, became one of the best politicians and than that shit happened...

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 Před 3 lety +55

      All America could do at that time was to please Stalin for a while, until the worst defenestration ever occurred happened

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety +30

      @@shinsenshogun900 sad days for Jan

    • @marcinkrz3140
      @marcinkrz3140 Před 3 lety +49

      You could use this to describe lives of many promising people from all around Eastern Europe who fled from WW2 only to return after it and be greeted by red "liberators"

  • @mrttripz3236
    @mrttripz3236 Před 3 lety +1592

    A surprise for sure but a welcome one at that. The Hussite movement is very interesting

    • @maximumeffort7096
      @maximumeffort7096 Před 3 lety +10

      I think the Hussites were also the ones who spawned the Hussars and by extension, the Winged Hussars that everyone loves.

    • @theflyingnorseman3662
      @theflyingnorseman3662 Před 3 lety +77

      @@maximumeffort7096 no, they didn't. Hussars were originally a Hungerian type of light cavalry, which became popular in the PLC and later developed into the "winged" hussars.

    • @pjsojka7265
      @pjsojka7265 Před 3 lety +62

      @@maximumeffort7096 unfourtunately no
      Hussites were the band of CHAD peasants lead by one eyed Gradpa that absolutely destroyed 4 Crusades that were send against them

    • @primkup
      @primkup Před 3 lety +36

      @@maximumeffort7096 Nah, but they instead spawned firearms and medieval tanks.

    • @czechpatriot2230
      @czechpatriot2230 Před 3 lety +14

      @@maximumeffort7096 They actually spawned first IFV's.

  • @Oblivius33
    @Oblivius33 Před 3 lety +363

    I was NOT prepeared for the Habsburgs.

    • @bellofrus
      @bellofrus Před 3 lety +41

      Drawing a hapsburg is a true art form, to make something look so inbred is a talent few possess

  • @thisisanalt
    @thisisanalt Před 3 lety +145

    I honestly cant wait for him to literally switch between Unholy German Confederate and Holy Roman Emperor in the same episode depending on how chad the emperor is.

    • @WingedFangs
      @WingedFangs Před 3 lety

      Dcgh

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Před 3 lety +5

      yeah. If he gets to the time czechs ruled the empire it will probably be holy emperor.

    • @ZERO-hy3gt
      @ZERO-hy3gt Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, because the father of the Unholy German Confederate was the most famous Czech king, who is still celebrated as the father of the country.

    • @GeldtheGelded
      @GeldtheGelded Před 2 lety

      @@iplaygames8090 What about Freddy B, who absolutely sacked the rum turks?

  • @luketheunlucky7632
    @luketheunlucky7632 Před 3 lety +140

    " The Unholy German Confederate "
    Some things never change...

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 Před 3 lety +886

    Not the Byzantine one but I am still glad your okay and let me be the first to let you know that having these shorter less than 20 minutes videos is still great. Hope you wont get burned out and annoyed by us begging for a byzantine series.

    • @Dovahhatty
      @Dovahhatty  Před 3 lety +390

      Well we'll see if people will vote for Byz after all this time proclaiming interest

    • @amirhellsing5746
      @amirhellsing5746 Před 3 lety +37

      @@Dovahhatty YES!!!
      WE WONT BYZANTINE!!!
      THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 😭😭😭

    • @zxera9702
      @zxera9702 Před 3 lety +16

      Byzantine could be controversial as heck especially after the rise of Islam.

    • @diocles1743
      @diocles1743 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Dovahhatty After the rise of Islam it would be tricky i think, Vooted for Byz anyways cause im a Greekoid after all

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics Před 3 lety +12

      theres a guy called malthius that started his own serie on it in dovah style but while its good id prefer it dovah was the one doing it as in term of quality malthius is pretty much at how dovah was when he was doing the kings of rome

  • @ethanparedes3997
    @ethanparedes3997 Před 3 lety +563

    Last time i was This Early Rome Wasn’t burned

  • @ZariguellazulHD
    @ZariguellazulHD Před 3 lety +386

    Me: Struggling with being alive
    Dovahatty *Uploads video*
    Me: "Abandon nihilism, embrace rome"

    • @ZariguellazulHD
      @ZariguellazulHD Před 3 lety +31

      @@emilyt5174 Rome is never the villain.. Christcukery... virgin popes... thats the villain, and always will be.

    • @juliuscaesar8513
      @juliuscaesar8513 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ZariguellazulHD Based.

    • @juliusoctavian69
      @juliusoctavian69 Před 3 lety

      Emil YT don’t see any romans here

    • @opfoca1oparrowmarinerecon154
      @opfoca1oparrowmarinerecon154 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ZariguellazulHD Christcuckery, BRO, it's actually Catholicuckery. Based Christians fighting against the evil grasps of the Catholic church.

    • @slipmcdrip
      @slipmcdrip Před 3 lety

      Embrace history*

  • @nore5992
    @nore5992 Před 3 lety +298

    Gods Dovah potrays Habsburgs like some kind of Eldrich Horrors that came out from some kind of Lovercraftian things, and i love it.

    • @justaguy723
      @justaguy723 Před 3 lety +8

      Belkan swine.

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 Před 3 lety +55

      They were tho. It's called historical accuracy

    • @countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926
      @countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926 Před 3 lety +37

      @@mrttripz3236
      bu... bu... but mommy said a big chin is for a big boy
      *cries*

    • @dereon_liny
      @dereon_liny Před 3 lety +5

      @@justaguy723 Osean globalist spotted

    • @Izual001
      @Izual001 Před 3 lety +10

      Look up the family tree of the Spanish Habsburgs, it's so full of incest it puts Game of Thrones to shame.

  • @abc-salat2629
    @abc-salat2629 Před 3 lety +365

    Now that's an unironically based topic.

    • @kubikkuratko188
      @kubikkuratko188 Před 9 měsíci

      What do you mean?
      This is clearly unbiased history!

  • @willphoenix5464
    @willphoenix5464 Před 3 lety +192

    Dovahatty: *Uploads*
    Everyone: The Return of the King

  • @omariscovoador7486
    @omariscovoador7486 Před 3 lety +71

    Normies say that Pablo Picasso's drawings are not realistic, but they represent the habsburgs more accurately than any other artist.

  • @paulolucero9864
    @paulolucero9864 Před 3 lety +131

    Pope: **Points at Hausburg** “You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like”

  • @lerafty5116
    @lerafty5116 Před 3 lety +230

    As a Czech person, I must say I'm very glad you covered this topic! Czech history can be very meme-y at times and It's sad not many people talk about it.

    • @theflyingnorseman3662
      @theflyingnorseman3662 Před 3 lety +32

      I would love to see a full series on the Hussite Wars and its aftermath. Žižka was a Gigachad.

    • @Pelagion98
      @Pelagion98 Před 3 lety +8

      We literally deserve a full history series from Praotec Čech to Havel.

    • @matusmotlo3854
      @matusmotlo3854 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Pelagion98 Honestly, Havel would probably be portrayed as a virgin and guys like Mečiar as gigachads, so... idk man.

    • @lugiasimply6054
      @lugiasimply6054 Před 2 lety +1

      literally any history can be memeable

    • @sneedholdings5038
      @sneedholdings5038 Před rokem

      *se

  • @mazarajr
    @mazarajr Před 3 lety +280

    We better have a Code Geass opening when you decide to make the Justinian arc

  • @sinorcat9846
    @sinorcat9846 Před 3 lety +134

    At this point, I’m starting to feel bad for the people who made that glass for that window

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 Před 3 lety +29

      Why tho they made a loot of money from it

    • @sinorcat9846
      @sinorcat9846 Před 3 lety +13

      I guess, but the glass is made sometimes from passion, but you could say that some intended it to be used as a defenestration

    • @locomotivefaox
      @locomotivefaox Před 3 lety +16

      Nah, Venetians only care about money and their fancy city. Nothing else.

    • @vherox3826
      @vherox3826 Před 3 lety +2

      @@locomotivefaox sorry to tell you but Venice was like 5000km south of Prague where this story takes place

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau Před 3 lety +4

      @@vherox3826 *500 km not 5000 km

  • @atillanandorfuri3343
    @atillanandorfuri3343 Před 3 lety +454

    As a Hungarian, i very much appreciate this *unbiased* portrayal of the Habsburgs

    • @Pelagion98
      @Pelagion98 Před 3 lety +25

      Austro-Hungarian gang unite!
      Minus the Austros of course.

    • @Pelagion98
      @Pelagion98 Před 3 lety +5

      @E Fig Why the hell would we keep Franz Joseph as anything as all?

    • @GeldtheGelded
      @GeldtheGelded Před 2 lety +1

      You guys chose Ferdinand as your king

    • @atillanandorfuri3343
      @atillanandorfuri3343 Před 2 lety

      @@GeldtheGelded sure as hell didn't choose Franz Joseph tho

    • @saikrishnak8631
      @saikrishnak8631 Před rokem +1

      not everyone was deformed.

  • @SalaciousBCrumb-tu5ci
    @SalaciousBCrumb-tu5ci Před 3 lety +128

    HAS MAN GONE INSANE
    A FEW WILL REMAIN
    WHO’LL FINE A WAY
    TO LIVE ONE MORE DAY

    • @redpotato2585
      @redpotato2585 Před 3 lety +30

      THREE DECADES OF WAR

    • @setharalakaz3515
      @setharalakaz3515 Před 3 lety +20

      @@redpotato2585 IT SPREADS LIKE DISEASE
      THERE'S NO SIGN OF PEACE
      RELIGION AND GREED
      COST MILLIONS TO BLEED

    • @Ankzar13
      @Ankzar13 Před 3 lety +13

      @@setharalakaz3515 THREE DECADES OF WAAAAAAAAR

    • @speech6319
      @speech6319 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Ankzar13 From dawn to dawn they’re fighting
      Die where they stand
      the fog of war lies thick
      When armies scorch the land

    • @eckusprosion5166
      @eckusprosion5166 Před 3 lety +7

      @@speech6319 When all of europe's burning,
      what can be done?
      They've been at war a decade
      Two more to come.

  • @MaZe741
    @MaZe741 Před 3 lety +138

    "Fenêtre" means window in french, "Fenster" in german
    which means that "Defenestration" literally means de-window-isation

  • @GodDamnRider
    @GodDamnRider Před 3 lety +47

    - THIS IS HERESY!
    - Heresy?
    THIS
    IS
    BOHEMIA

  • @goliver9991
    @goliver9991 Před 3 lety +211

    As a patriot, I had to czech this out

  • @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975
    @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975 Před 3 lety +243

    As a Czech and resident of Prague I hope that when the next Boogaloo starts we will return to this glorious tradition!!!

    • @setharalakaz3515
      @setharalakaz3515 Před 3 lety +43

      The Defenestration of Andrej and his loyal subordinnates

    • @obrnenydrevokocur9344
      @obrnenydrevokocur9344 Před 3 lety +20

      >švejkland
      >boogaloo
      Choose one, mate.

    • @aidanjt
      @aidanjt Před 3 lety +21

      Sadly modern glazing standards would make throwing people through the window rather difficult. :(

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Před 3 lety +6

      Althoughyou czech boi look a lot more based and with more spine then many western europeans i have yet to see the full extension of your power. Dont disappoint me.

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Před 3 lety +4

      @@SIGNOR-G Well we have the power to say fuck you to the EU repeatedly by not fullfiling their immigration quotas.

  • @generalhayes2332
    @generalhayes2332 Před 3 lety +42

    I like the idea that after Rome fell the chads were scattered across Europe and overtime did some cool shit

  • @kevanpoernomo6460
    @kevanpoernomo6460 Před 3 lety +47

    Last time I was this early, Santa punched Arius in the face.

  • @ablibaba6423
    @ablibaba6423 Před 3 lety +404

    I expected anything, but a chad Jan Hus is a welcomed surprise to be sure

  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 Před 3 lety +50

    Fun fact: This little protoprotestant party takes place roughly at the same time as Kingdome Come: Deliverance, and Mr. House (Which is what Hus means in Dänish hehe) is a frequent topic in said game. You can even preach his stuff.

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety

      I thought it was like almost a century apart

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 Před 3 lety +12

      @@o-o2399 Nah, there are voice lines in the game like when you do a homily during mass the priest advises you to talk like that Jan Hus guy, because everyone seems to like him. Also there are women you hear gossiping about how good looking Hus is (I am not joking, thats an actual voice line.)

    • @090giver090
      @090giver090 Před 3 lety +11

      There is unconfirmed rumor that Kingdome Come 2 would be about the start of hussite rebellion.

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety

      @@090giver090 whooo awesome if their sticking to the same country it will be that because that the next important part of Czech history I think.

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety

      @@090giver090 whooo awesome if their sticking to the same country it will be that because that the next important part of Czech history I think.

  • @karolo3584
    @karolo3584 Před 3 lety +67

    I did not expected Czech history to be ever covered in this style of yours, and I must say as a czech job well done mate! Hussites were indeed kinda based (at least from the start)

  • @Volnas97
    @Volnas97 Před 3 lety +11

    My history teacher used to say, that Jan Masaryk was jumped out of the window.

  • @greeses5482
    @greeses5482 Před 3 lety +34

    that pronunciation of "Jan Želivsky" was so spot on I had to stop the video

  • @benfromthesewers1688
    @benfromthesewers1688 Před 3 lety +116

    Is this start of hussitic story? Where literal hussitic peasants beaten most trained men in medieveal period..... Knights.
    Amazing. And war wagons like that.

  • @JBGARINGAN
    @JBGARINGAN Před 2 lety +14

    And when general Pinochet looked back to history to figure out what to do with the communists, he found inspiration

  • @PointnShootMovies
    @PointnShootMovies Před 3 lety +27

    The quality is so much better and I’m glad to see you can make “not-Rome” videos just as good as “Rome” videos

  • @grumpycato8314
    @grumpycato8314 Před 3 lety +14

    "Now for a Lifetime of War"
    I almost missed the reference

  • @nachocrespoyustos3139
    @nachocrespoyustos3139 Před 3 lety +79

    Me, a Catholic Spanish: YES, another Dovahhatty video!
    Me after watching how Catholics are going to be treated from now on in the Unbiased History: Oh Lord please have mercy.
    Love the videos though, keep up the good work!

    • @drunkenslav2334
      @drunkenslav2334 Před 3 lety +12

      To be fair, unreformed catholicism was hella unchristian

    • @nachocrespoyustos3139
      @nachocrespoyustos3139 Před 3 lety +22

      @@drunkenslav2334 very true, but still had great figures like Thomas Aquinus and St. Agustin. Anyway, I do know all the bad things the Church had those days (and Luther also wasn't precisely a Saint himself anyway hahaha)

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 Před 3 lety +17

      @@nachocrespoyustos3139 Don’t forget St. Francis of Assisi

    • @nachocrespoyustos3139
      @nachocrespoyustos3139 Před 3 lety +6

      @@absolutelyyousless7605 and many others! I was just giving some examples bro hahaha

    • @kangkong6795
      @kangkong6795 Před 3 lety +2

      @@absolutelyyousless7605 Francis was lucky not to burn as a heretic. And don't get me started on the current Francis

  • @nice_spear530
    @nice_spear530 Před 3 lety +12

    -His immensity, his enormously has returned ! *Dovahatty the paunch appears*
    -We'z just warmin' up plebes !!!

    • @setharalakaz3515
      @setharalakaz3515 Před 3 lety

      So'z Time fur rekennin' i sayz

    • @nice_spear530
      @nice_spear530 Před 3 lety

      @@setharalakaz3515 I like to think that Vittelius was cosplaying Grome the Paunch

    • @setharalakaz3515
      @setharalakaz3515 Před 3 lety

      @@nice_spear530 I think he was cosplaying Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the shockingly obese but Grom fits better

  • @killgoreslayer2171
    @killgoreslayer2171 Před 3 lety +65

    I love how he doesnt call the holy german confederate with its other name the "The Holy Roman Empire"

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 Před 3 lety +10

      >Holy
      >Roman
      >Empire

    • @lukewilliams7027
      @lukewilliams7027 Před 3 lety +13

      @@iratepirate3896 None of the three

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Před 3 lety +9

      “The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.”
      -Voltaire

    • @monkeydonslayer2780
      @monkeydonslayer2780 Před 3 lety +5

      *Unholy German Confederate.

    • @yulusleonard985
      @yulusleonard985 Před 3 lety

      Lol its not even Germans. Half of their population are Slavs of Maklenburk, Brandenburg and finally Bohemia.

  • @everynametaken
    @everynametaken Před 3 lety +18

    6:13
    "Has man gone insane?"
    "Now for a lifetime of war..."
    I got that Sabaton reference.

  • @tritonewt3344
    @tritonewt3344 Před 3 lety +64

    Imagine instead of Protestantism we would have gotten a wide-spread Hussite movement

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety +10

      Same thing

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 Před 3 lety +3

      Agreed, Martin Luther should have communicated with the Hussites by letter but for some reason the Hussites were left out of the Protestant revolution!

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety +27

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 commie it was not revolution and it failed and seprated europe into bits.Also by the time martin luther was born the descendants of the hussites where Catholic again sadge

    • @XenoWalkerEVE
      @XenoWalkerEVE Před 3 lety

      Oisin Hewitt oof, they become what they sought to destroy

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety +1

      @@XenoWalkerEVE well am not sure they did not like protestants or Catholics and they where in at the time a majority catholic country so oof

  • @maxj2147
    @maxj2147 Před 3 lety +23

    Last time I was this early, Dova was talking about Roman mythology

  • @ragingsage3973
    @ragingsage3973 Před 3 lety +54

    I definitely want to see the 30 years war here

  • @petrgrub
    @petrgrub Před 3 lety +9

    It never ceases to amaze me how popular our defenestrations are. Sure, we learned about them, but it has always been "one of the many events" in our history for us.
    It is like:
    Rest of the world: "You are the madlads who was throwing foreign dignitaries out of the windows at every opportunity."
    Czechs: "Well, yes, but we also came up with ...
    Rest of the world: "DEFENESTRATION BITCH."

  • @Der_Nachfrager
    @Der_Nachfrager Před 3 lety +65

    I was wondering if it would be:
    Chad Pope vs. Virgin Chez Heretics
    Or
    Chad Chez vs. Virgin Pope
    I finally got the answer!

  • @Pelagion98
    @Pelagion98 Před 3 lety +7

    Based Bohemia!
    I think you have done injustice to one Habsburg, namely Rudolf II who signed the Majesty. He was a chill guy who was and is really liked by Czechs.

  • @gonk4509
    @gonk4509 Před 3 lety +5

    “Nothing about the Pope or Vatican here.”
    Uh, what about when St. Peter became the first pope?

    • @catholicracialist776
      @catholicracialist776 Před 3 lety +3

      Exactly. But he doesn't say that because he is blatantly spreading lies about Catholicism like we worship the pope?? We NEVER worship the pope or saints, only God

  • @pirate59315
    @pirate59315 Před 3 lety +6

    "If I had a nickel for every time politicians were thrown out of windows, I'd have four nickels
    Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened four times."

  • @louislacroix5825
    @louislacroix5825 Před 3 lety +35

    Never have I ever seen the Habsburgs being depicted so realistically! Great job!

  • @RafaelJimenez-il6tv
    @RafaelJimenez-il6tv Před 3 lety +6

    Looool what a change. Love you Dova.

  • @AbsoluteHabibi
    @AbsoluteHabibi Před 3 lety +2

    Amazing video as always! Can't wait to see more content!

  • @gorey121
    @gorey121 Před 3 lety +3

    >What are you gong to do, fine me, imprison me?
    >Hussites: You underestimate the amount of windows We have.

  • @bgchngs
    @bgchngs Před 2 lety +3

    0:43 He said "a good catholic is a dead catholic"

  • @Luke-hd3ob
    @Luke-hd3ob Před 3 lety +16

    As much as it would been great to continue on with the Byzantines, it really is a breath of fresh air to see a completely new historical scenario. This series is unironically the most entertaining historical videos on CZcams. Keep up the good work!

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 Před rokem +2

    When Hus had no right to a lawyer, he recived help from the polish delegation, who was representing king Jagiełło of Poland in his dispute with the germ's "knights". They hoped to finaly solve it there, but when they heared about Jan's Trial, they immidiatly stood in his defenae. One of those people was Zawisza of Grabow. The Black Knight.

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine Před 3 lety +16

    For at least one of the defenestrations, they were dropped on an angry crowd holding halberds and pikes.
    I'm going to eat skewers

  • @massimoe.nicolin6067
    @massimoe.nicolin6067 Před 3 lety +18

    The Legend is back.

  • @matusnad8685
    @matusnad8685 Před 3 lety +9

    Alright I already like this. Piece of history I know. Thank you very much! Very nice video

  • @Heranara
    @Heranara Před 3 lety +6

    It's only 7 minutes how could it have taken this long to make the vide..... * sees the Habsburgs * oooh... that....

  • @rasmus9244
    @rasmus9244 Před 3 lety

    You pulled off the Short format perfectly, good job. Looking forward to seeing what comes next

  • @professornikos4905
    @professornikos4905 Před 3 lety +15

    The Virgin German Catholic Landsknecht vs The Chad Czech Hussite Wagon

    • @Xfire209
      @Xfire209 Před 3 lety +3

      It ended badly for the Hussite wagon

    • @adar-2884
      @adar-2884 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Xfire209 beacus one wagon betrayed the others

    • @Xfire209
      @Xfire209 Před 3 lety

      @@adar-2884 Nah because the Landsknechts opened up the czech wagon fort with cannon and musket fire and then stormed it.

    • @adar-2884
      @adar-2884 Před 3 lety

      @@Xfire209 well landsknechts were in diffrent century than Hussite war Wagon so these two clound not met at Battlefield

    • @adar-2884
      @adar-2884 Před 3 lety

      Its like saying that soliders from ww1 Are trash compared to modern soliders cuz modern have jets

  • @primkup
    @primkup Před 3 lety +125

    Unbiased but always based Hussites, true heirs to the legacy of Rome.
    I think that we all need it...
    Žižka's Bizzare Adventure!

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @nicholasgerry9620
      @nicholasgerry9620 Před 3 lety

      @Grey-Wolf 93 crazy noisy bizzare town

    • @endurovro
      @endurovro Před 3 lety +4

      @Grey-Wolf 93
      The first one would be perfect for it.
      Imagine the chorus in the background going
      ŽIŽKA.....ŽIŽKA.......ŽIŽKA.....🎵🎵

  • @joemarx7495
    @joemarx7495 Před 3 lety +1

    Just discovered you recently and when I saw the Roman History vids in chronological order, I about nutted. Barely any other channels do that. Bravo and here's my sub to give thanks.

  • @windsoft4392
    @windsoft4392 Před 3 lety +5

    The Habsburgs are really the best part, got a good laugh out of that one.

  • @JasonDoe1000
    @JasonDoe1000 Před 3 lety +3

    I appreciate every video that is sh*tting on the Habsburg, so nice one Dovah
    This was for a good topic to apply the chad vs virgin format too

  • @lukasslany1989
    @lukasslany1989 Před 3 lety +3

    As a Czech, this was the greatest thing ever. You even translated some lines into czech (and you did a pretty good job!). AND OH MY GOD the way you interpreted Habsbrugs... Masterpiece

  • @DoomGuy148.
    @DoomGuy148. Před 3 lety

    Thank you for amazing video as always Dovah!

  • @kobyking6009
    @kobyking6009 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the change of pace, good job dovah

  • @IllicitGreen
    @IllicitGreen Před 3 lety +3

    "defenestration: the act of throwing someone out of a window"
    lmao

  • @josephstalin6286
    @josephstalin6286 Před 3 lety +28

    Bohemia has always been, and will always be, absolutely based.

    • @frantisekprusa4877
      @frantisekprusa4877 Před 3 lety +1

      Everyone's favourite glorious leader spittin facts

    • @frantisekprusa4877
      @frantisekprusa4877 Před 3 lety

      @E Fig no eropean country has a posotove birth rate rn

    • @frantisekprusa4877
      @frantisekprusa4877 Před 3 lety

      @E Fig I dont see how your argument is built.
      "Taking away social aid to gypsies isnt based?"

    • @supolik2
      @supolik2 Před 3 lety

      @E Fig Thinks that breeding women is based LOL yeah bro ur a Virgin

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 Před 3 lety

      Atheism is virgin.

  • @NachoLemon
    @NachoLemon Před 3 lety +1

    Hey man,
    I really, really hope you're proud of this. It's definitely some of your best work! I hope you can make more experimental videos while having your usual series it is great!

  • @Sad-Arlekino
    @Sad-Arlekino Před 3 lety

    This is really good stuff, looking foward to more content!

  • @JdCR_927
    @JdCR_927 Před 3 lety +3

    6:13 Nice reference

  • @Ninjahero51264
    @Ninjahero51264 Před 3 lety +6

    This is a great video, although one major innacuracy:
    The Third Defenestration was caused by German Protestants, not Czech hussites. Although Czech Hussites later ended up siding with the Protestants because it was either that or have their rights taken away by the Catholics. Unfortunately that ended up happening anyways because the Czech lost the Battle of White Mountain (Bila Hora)
    The other innacuracies are just minor inaccuracies, like how the Hussites were standing in front of the Tower window for the first defenestration with spears to make sure the Politicians stayed dead after they fell off. Or how Zizka was famously present with Zelivsky during the Town Hall Raid, etc.
    Otherwise, this is a surprisingly great video from an English source about the Defenestrations. Since most other videos make the mistake of making the Third Defenestration into the Second Defenestration.

  • @NicoBabyman1
    @NicoBabyman1 Před 3 lety +2

    3:44 The Hapsburg member with a right side up face on an upside down head. "Chef's kiss"

  • @DarkBuddhist
    @DarkBuddhist Před 3 lety +1

    Great job as always!

  • @lalalancer9240
    @lalalancer9240 Před 3 lety +5

    After all the sadness and despair when rome fell, a laugh is just what I need

  • @papazoulou9326
    @papazoulou9326 Před 3 lety +12

    Funny. Was just reading a left 4 dead comic when the notification popped up.

  • @theberserker987
    @theberserker987 Před 3 lety

    The art work is amazing, I cant wait to see more!

  • @thedeviousduck8027
    @thedeviousduck8027 Před 3 lety

    I just finished rewatching the Rome series and you upload the very next day
    20 seconds in and its already incredible

  • @hanspetrich6520
    @hanspetrich6520 Před 3 lety +3

    I can just imagine how much fun Dovah must have had when drawing the Habsburgs

  • @frankcaputo3188
    @frankcaputo3188 Před 3 lety +3

    I really love learning more obscure parts in history that they never tell you in school

  • @JoeMama-dx8to
    @JoeMama-dx8to Před 3 lety +2

    2:07 The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

  • @paragon5186
    @paragon5186 Před 3 lety +1

    Love the new videos Dova I’m excited as to what the future has in store for this channel

  • @rgm96x49
    @rgm96x49 Před 3 lety +4

    After all this time I am still impressed that there is a word specifically for the act of throwing some poor schmuck out of a window.
    Also obligatory
    >
    >
    >

  • @hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895

    3:00 in the morning isn’t too late for Dovahhatty

  • @mitchelleveretts4686
    @mitchelleveretts4686 Před 3 lety

    Not at all what I was expecting but just as good as I could've hoped. Excellent job Dovah I can't wait for more to come :)

  • @emcas.5888
    @emcas.5888 Před 3 lety

    That was beautiful, thank you for covering my favorite of my country’s traditions

  • @CaliOaklander
    @CaliOaklander Před 3 lety +3

    Should do a series based on Martin Luther or the proto-prottie reformation. This episode was great would throw paptists out the window.

  • @DiesIstNichtEinstein
    @DiesIstNichtEinstein Před 3 lety +3

    Fun fact! Joan of Arc wrote a threatening letter warning the Hussites she would go after them once she was thoroughly finished with kicking English ass in France. She never did get around to it on grounds of having been roasted to a crisp after a bullshit trial shamelessly rigged against her, but it's an interesting what-could-have-been.
    When you realize the popes being poked fun at here happen to be *the distant successors of the chad saint Leo*, the urge to cry "Eheu!" becomes painfully strong. Nine centuries plus spare change separate the fall of Rome from the time of Jan Hus, nine centuries during which it can be hard to pin down the start of papal degeneracy -- though it is generally agreed that we really started getting some truly crappy popes by the 800s at the earliest.
    Perhaps a major corrupting influence that Romeaboos and Romaioi can agree on could be the Donation of Pepin, a Frankish land grant that gave the pope significant Italian territory to rule over, essentially pulling the Chair of Saint Peter into the cutthroat world of medieval (and later on, Renaissance and early modern) politics. Toss in some Italian noble families playing Game of Thrones over who gets to become pope, and you have yourself a recipe for wretchedness and villainy. You get things like popes who gambled, or who were enthroned as teenagers, or who fucked a *lot*, or who had their predecessors and rivals murdered, or who put their predecessor's corpse on trial -- yknow, stuff that would have had the ghosts of past chad popes seething with displeasure.
    But wait! It gets worse! The generation before Hus' birth was marked by a shameful captivity in which the popes resided in Avignon instead of Rome, seven decades of living the high life French style and basically becoming the puppet chaplains of the Kings of France while their true seat of power languished in dereliction. It took the forceful insistence of a mystic nun (Catherine of Siena, later sainted) to bring Gregory XI back to Rome in 1377, and when he died the year after, cardinals trying to avoid electing *another* Frenchman elected an absolutely cruel bastard instead, provoking French cardinals to move back to Avignon and counter-elect their own pope.
    Cue the Western Schism, which ran for almost the entirety of Hus' life and featured as many as *three* rival lines of succession to the See of Peter (the third sprang up in Pisa in 1410) all throwing excommunications at each other and confusing the fuck out of everybody. The council that Hus went to attend and got killed for his troubles was also the one that eventually had all three claimants summarily deposed and elected Martin V (who would go on to instigate the Hussite Wars) to put an end to the hot mess -- but seeing as this was the 1400s, the Renaissance was on its way in and papal degeneracy would soon reach such disgraceful lows during that era that the Reformation was inevitable.
    Even by the time of the Counter-Reformation, when we start seeing potentially chad-quality popes spring up again (Pius V, Gregory XIII, Sixtus V, maaaaybe their predecessor Paul III?), there were still subquality pontiffs tossed into the mix. The pope who ruled during the start of the 30 Years' War in 1618 was Paul V (born Camilo Borghese), though he only saw the first few years before he died in 1621.
    Spoiler alert: Bohemia ends up coming under Habsburg rule after the 1620 Battle of White Mountain, kicking off two centuries of re-Catholicization after it'd spent centuries with a significant Hussite and then Protestant presence.

  • @derpmcfearson9081
    @derpmcfearson9081 Před 3 lety

    Man, I'm so happy for your return! This is amazing to see how you have improved.