Episode 170 - I Am 100% a Cannibal
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NOEL / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller
armie hammer: yeah, i prefer brains to beauty
Putting sapiosexuals to shame
@@Eva_R966 xifi
He doesn't wanna eat you out, he just wants to eat you 👀
Oooooomg that is so perfect I wish I wrote this joke
I prefer beautiful brains, actually
Noels audio matches Cody’s webcam better
I think noels gain is up too much cause the sm7b mic is really good lol
@@domjoseph2007 I’m actually fairly certain it’s that his audio file corrupted and so they are using the zoom audio because at around 27:04 it sounds exactly how it sounds when someone lags in a zoom.
@@noahbarton2809 Yeah probably most likely case 👍
@@noahbarton2809 forgot to press record
@@flm5996 rightttttt
cody forgot to turn the beauty filter off before filming
Mans is lookin too good
i meant he looked fuzzy,,,,but sure ok
Noel has a terrible audio and Cody has a terrible quality camera 😍
They complete each other ❤️
I'm He's, I'm Hairs 😍❤
these comments are so funny 💀
@@lolbutt124 LMAOO
mr struggle #1 and mr struggle #2
the difference in their quality just feels like i'm at the eye doctors and they ask me if 1 or 2 is better
Good one LOL
I am so blind I can’t tell they look different
Noel: ARE YOU FROZEN?!
Cody: 🧿👄🧿
😂😂
Noel got that crunchy audio
And Cody got that crunchy camera lol
Ok
Sounds like a Kit Kat
Get lost
@@fannypack7705 get found, bruh bro briddledow
Armie hammer as a name just boggles my entire mind
Maybe that's why he's a cannibal.
@@kit7kat6 even crazier part is that his grandpa made Arm & Hammer which is why Armie Hammer is crazy rich now from petroleum money and that. Not even kidding in the slightest
"noo don't eat me you're too sexy ahaha"
I’m dead
STOPPP
*your
when i first found out i literally said to myself “cody and noel are gonna have a field day with this one”
LITERALLY
Find out what?
@@sallysue8176 You watch the episode yet?
@@ashespirale3237 I will. I was just preparing myself.
@@sallysue8176 yeah
why is noel's armie hammer impression the funniest thing ever
sounds like his dana white impression
Whenever they talk about working out they try to act like they aren’t being serious and it’s so funny. Y’all don’t need to be ashamed of lifting. 😭😭
Lifting = being a redditor
@@nicknavarrete2838 LMAO
I wish Noel had looked into it more, there’s literally hundreds of screenshots. They really coulda done something with the one where armie admits to being turned on by Netflix’s “Don’t Fuck with cats” 😭
he admitted WHAT.
Nicole , if you go to @houseofeffie on Instagram she has highlight reels of all the dirt on him. It looks pretty legitimate to me but you should check out for yourself. Halfway through an absurdly long highlight story there is a screenshot where he says that Dont Fuck With Cats was disturbing as hell but that the third episode turned him on 🤢🤢
yeah fr, especially cus some of the girls have really traumatic experiences w him
When Armie said that she’s the Michael Phelps of fucking i was dying
she admitted they were fake
Noel is looking particularly... attractive today
that's every day 😤😤
It’s the blue!
Yessir
@@domjoseph2007 YUP
he’s so fine
imagine if they only did the hello fresh read during the Armie Hammer talk
Noel's look when he asked question "Are you frozen?" had me dying oh my god
i bet this is about Armie Hammer
Thinkin the same thing
It's a theory, it's for sure a little out there but it's a theory
@@izzy8570 i think they were being sarcastic lol
@@aba9125 oops that joke went over my head LMAO
@@izzy8570 it’s okay i do that all the time too lol
The “........ are you frozen?!” Sent me
Oh did it send you? Are you totally sent girly? 🤪🤪🤪
@@Tanwolly wtf
@@Tanwolly okay "the magical boy"...
Update : The DMs are real . There's a audio clip of him taking about it . He says its his kink......
oh no
i-
Where can we listen to it?
@@islabee94 houseofeffie highlighted it on instagram
armie hammer: enters a room
*cannibal by kesha starts playing *
the girl who posted the stories has gone through so much because of him, it’s so sad and traumatizing... it me upset
yeah all the people turning this into a joke is so frustrating to see when there are actual victims who were abused by him
@@lisamariejo.7011 I’m not blaming them! Obviously I love Cody and Noel so much, but you’re right
@@camillazonta2336 i didn't even think their jokes were that bad, i was mainly talking about the people on twitter. it's just a sad situation overall.
@@lisamariejo.7011 same!!
did she ever meet up with him?
The most stressful thing ever: waiting for them to finally tell me what it is
I actually thought it was gonna turn into a bit they kept getting off track so many times over lmao
I bought a keyboard from Sweetwater last week and MY DAD got a call from the rep assigned to MY purchase. I thought it was the weirdest thing ever and then when my keyboard arrived, it had CANDY inside. That's crazy you guys brought it up.
Every Sweetwater package comes with candy! It’s their thing lol. I live by the hq in Indiana :)
they do it with every purchase. it’s actually quite wholesome lmaoo
Bro that’s like sweet waters whole thing lmao, they give candy with every purchase
Well I guess I'll keep the candy next time haha, it was my first time buying from them!!
They gave me candy when I got my first guitar there! They also gave me a free t-shirt because it was my birthday :)
Wow, look how beautifully Noel’s headphones wrap around his pleasantly shaped head.
underrated notice
this made me laugh so hard
Guys, my hubby is the Sweetwater Sales Engineer that Cody is talking about!! 😂 Him and his overbearing texts. I’m so excited he got mentioned, tho
that’s actually kinda dope
I’m dead thats so funny
🧢
Congrats :D
ugh sales engineer is the most obnoxious title ever.
Person bleeding out, with their guts out..
Armie Hammer: Nooo don't die, you are so sexy lul
Nah nah, he’d say “yeaaah die, you’re so sexy”
“Nooooo don’t die before I can eat you you’re too sexy”
are u dying without me ahaha
"good customer service is way better than bad customer service" - cody ko 2021
5:40
I've been following the Armie Hammer situation for the last few days because it is just batshit crazy - it was interesting to hear your take on it, even if a bit frustrating at first because of how dismissive Noel was (an understandable first reaction to hearing the content of those messages). With every piece of info that comes out it seems more and more like those DMs are definitely real and I'm glad Cody asked the question of how to know when something isn't just a kink anymore. I'm truly no expert on the BDSM world, but it seems that the acts and fantasies described in the screenshots go way beyond the realm of harmless kink. Wish you had also mentioned more about the very worrisome allegations of rape by the girls coming out with all of this, everyone's joking abut the 100% cannibal stuff because of how absurd it is, but it's important to not overlook the assault and abuse part of these allegations. Anyway, it could of course be faked, we can't know for sure that this is real, but looking at everything coming out and how he is responding to it - he actually seems very dangerous and disturbed, and it's sorta becoming less and less funny, just yikes all around
yeah, i agree. it wouldn't make sense to make up something so preposterous, the defamation lawsuit would be immediate and successful.
THIS. thank you. you can definitely tell that it's not just consensual kink and really awful, scary shit.
I agree and was also off put by what Noel was saying :// even if it is a bit or a joke I just feel like there’s a lot of proof so why would we protect him?
yea he has already been fired for some movies he was going to star in and wouldn’t he say something saying it was fake?
totally agree with you! i came to the comment section to see if anyone else was a little put off by the comments made too - you can find humor in any situation, i think it helps sometimes, but when it's two guys joking about something pertaining rape and sexual assault allegations i think it's super important to address these situations carefully and mindfully
Cody and his “perv” bit with the kid was fucking hilarioussss
literally lmfaoooooo
I was laughing out loud 🤣💀
I’ve been laughing about that since this episode came out lmao 😂
the funniest thing about this, is the fact they were racking on sweet water for 15 minutes whilst noels audio being fucked up
I'm so lost on what sweet water is
@@brookiexjames it’s like a technology brand
Hey guys! David from Sweetwater here! Couldn’t help but notice Noel’s audio sounded a little off in this video! That old microphone giving out? No problem! Sweetwater’s got you covered!
This deserves more recognition! 💀
"Who's the guy in charge of the Federal Reserve?"
Noel: "Uhh.. the devil"
LMAO
What time was this
@@Stonedsapphic shiit I forgot now Im pretty sure it was in the first 20 mins or so. if someone knows please post it I wanna hear it again 😂
I'm pretty sure the Korean movie Noel is talking about is Burning (2018) starring Steven Yeun aka Glenn from The Walking Dead !!!
It's available on netflix :)
cody and noel not understanding the can we print more money joke is so fucking funny to me
We can but it wouldn’t be good for the economy, money would be worthless if everyone had it
@@Stonedsapphic we know!!!! that's the joke!!!!
there were people on tiktok genuinely wondering though. like no joke.
@@brownhairbiotch everyone knows that's not how it works, we all did 7th grade history
i literally got DEATH THREATS from multiple men bc i made this joke on tiktok 🙃
I don’t mind the audio being crunchy. Doesn’t bother me. Maybe you should shop at sweetwater for some new equipment -Cory from sweetwater
god dammit the "are you frozen"? after that silence has me HOWLING
cody and noel are the type of people to let the joke of “why can’t we just print more money” go right over their heads
It wasn't a joke though. Like at all. She was dead serious.
@@laurenschultz5021 i-
@@Tanwolly it's literally such a common joke, i've heard people make it for years! it's funny because girls say it to mock men who think girls don't understand the economy and now...
@@laurenschultz5021 i-
@@laurenschultz5021 sorry........🥺
They talk about Cannibal Hammer at 30:00
you're an angel
youre a saviour thank youuu
THANK YOU
Thank u sm
i love you 🥺😭
Running for your life
(From Armie Hammer)
He's brandishing a knife
(It's Armie Hammer)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Armie Hammer
Living in the woods
(Armie Hammer)
Killing for sport
(Armie Hammer)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Armie Hammer
This needs to happen lmao
OMG
why doesn’t this have more likes...the reference
@@dar3devils maybe the ref is too ancient ahah
@@rocheambre357 kids these days...
my dad (a studio musician) will keep those sweetwater reps HOSTAGE on the phone for an hour talking about NOTHING... i think he gets lonely :(
it just wouldn't make sense for multiple women to come forward and lie about something like this. the defamation lawsuit would pop off so quickly.
SweetWater should’ve hooked up Noel with a better microphone
All they're capable of is sweet nothings, it seems 😔
Noel and Cody joking about the girl asking why we can’t print more money without telling us why we can’t just print more money just proves we can print more money
@Hugo Holmgren just don't inflate it
Ok, listen closely buddy. If we print more money then money loses its value meaning nobody is going to work for it and mass production of all your wants and needs will stop. Hows that?
@@mollyalberg1962 just don't do that :) hope this helps!
@@maneet6702 LMAO
started cackling as soon as I saw the title we already know what’s going down
cody's lips so chapped, if he smile too fast his lips start bleeding
Noel's audio sounds like what people sound like when you got water in your ear
I cant believe I sat through that entire cannibal talk while eating a below average burrito. Damn, NOW That's What I Call Depression!
I do that shit all the time it's called being desensitized but yeah
"Don't be ugly"
- Noel Miller, 2021
“My dentist tells me I grind in my sleep” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was honestly one of the best podcasts I’ve ever heard, this single episode was also one of the best in a while. Literally nonstop charisma and bangers of jokes.
I agree
facts
.... Not Noel & Cody totally missing the “print more money” girl’s joke ...👌🏻🤪
Wasn't a joke.
literally stfu
??? Isn't the joke just that the kid is being serious
@@emmaj7445 for real
Armie hammer : “it’s what’s on the inside that counts.”
Why is Cody looking so tan?? He’s so close to being the same shade as Noel it’s insane 🤣
I think it looks good
he surfssssss😛
47:02 holy shit this part made me laugh so hard, eating cookies and milk while fighting for my life not to spit or choke. y'all have definitely not fallen off
lol i love that we all vaguely believe that Celebrities and Politicians are into terrifying sex party occult shit, but apparently it's so unheard of and weird that Armie Hammer has to message random girls on instagram to get his rocks off.
Kinda funny when Cody says some dumb shit and Noel laughs at him
the transition between noel imitating elon, to cody imitating joe, to noel imitating the cannibal, was perfect
i wish i didn’t know from the title what they were gonna talk about 😭
when i say i’ve been Waiting for this commentary... also debt and money is fake nothing is real let’s forgive ourselves for the debt 🤍 also hammie’s best text wasn’t discussed “you are like the michael phelps of fucking” iconic tbh
"THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF FUCKING" OMG SKSNDLSJXJ
How does Cody grind so much if he’s frictionless?
That tampon bit should have stayed in the mental drafts
Im at the “kinkshaming your 1 year old” part and i’m laughing so hard i’m starting to tear up. Damn i just got the saddest cancer add.
THAT ESCALATION
LMAO why is this so funny💀💀
Hey, I know you won't see this comment but I've been having problems with my mental health, as well as having trouble in school and in the family, but I forget all that when I watch the podcasts and watch your videos because you are my family. God bless you both and keep doing what you do.
hey man, hope you’re having a good day
feel ya, it gets better, i promise ♡
@@Udontkno7 thanks man
@@TheMagicOwL127 I hope so
Keep your head up and keep fighting the good fight. Hope things get better!
The movie is called “Burning”
God burning was soooo good
i think he’s talking about parasite
@@kylasapien601 No burning is about a girl with a rich boyfriend (steven yeun) like noel described, parasite is completely different
@@ClaireHan21 She isn't dating Steven Yeun at all in the movie, one. Two, there is definitely no studying lmao
when cody transitioned from the tesla sybian bit to armie hammer and noel didnt miss a beat and switched up his impression... this is why they are #7 on the spotify charts 😳
Noel and Cody thinking kids are being serious when they ask why we can’t just print more money reminds me that they are aging
The tik tok they are referring to was dead serious. Y'all can try and pretend it was a joke, but it wasn't. She was being dead ass serious.
Annoying ass Zoomers pretending they are iN tHe kNoW on everything. Yall are the generation that's unbearably obsessed with nonexistent inside jokes that millions of people are aware of. 😂
@@Tanwolly aw go cry about it
@@Tanwolly what was the tik tok account the video was on
@@Tanwolly who hurt you
Please bring back the moaning. The stories about people getting embarrassed bc of it were so funny.
Yeah that’s DEFINITELY why you want them to keep moaning….
Sweetwater Sounds heard they were gonna be roasting them in the podcast and messed up the audio and camera quality
Literally that Armie guy is Ted Bundy type
I think he's more of a Jeffery Dahmer type😻
NO
Noel looks like the purple lizard guy from Monsters Inc.
WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE RANDALL
"world peace as long as youre hot" and "i am 100% a cannibal" would be sick for merch
I read those dm’s and have never been the same since.
I wonder if Noel will ever remember that it’s today’s FREE episode smh
Noel’s armie hammer impression at 37:40 fucking killed me - so accurate 😂
it’s been awhile since cody has given us a “WHATS UP GUYSSSS”
Aww, do you have special needs?
@@phillystevesteak6982 no, but you’re definitely still in high school
@@cbasscuh6713 I'm just being dumb. Just find it silly when fans have these needs for their creators to say a certain phrase or do "the thing". It's bizzarre to me. Also, I barely remember high school. Been 13 years, but I'll accept the diss
@@phillystevesteak6982 bro i’m not telling him to do it, he literally started a good amount of old podcasts with that saying as a running joke, get your head outta the gutter big dawg
@@cbasscuh6713 I know he started the old podca..... nvm, that was the premise of my point. So guess that one went over the old head. And uh sure thing. Senior officer Debbie Downer, over and out!
Sounds like noel does need to be contacted by his sweetwater rep
the baby sucking ur toe and calling it a creep bit was definitely the highlight of this pod
how do i already know what this is about
me
It always sounds like Noel had the most refreshing drink during the ‘ahhh’ in the intro
I love how they’re joking about the girl who wants to print more money, but all the girls on TikTok saying stuff like this are trying to bait guys into being like ‘well actually we can’t because...’ and they fell right for it 😭😂
Fuck man, I laughed way too hard at "My dentist told me I grind in my sleep".
I cant tell whether or not cody and noel are in on the "just print more money" joke
noel just nails every impression he does like...that "ya." he did for Armie, spot on dude
There are actuall procedures you can get that will make you taller; they break your legs and then set them with pins that get turned every now and then while the bones are healing to lengthen them. It is excruciatingly painful and very expensive
Omg imagine: "I'm gonna need you to count down from 10, okay? You might feel a little bit of pressure in your shins :)"
@@preciousabang8233 yeah lmfao. im really short so ive looked into the things they were talking about and thats pretty much the only procedure out there. It costs like upwards of $80k and will only give you another inch or two
The girls have multiple of armie’s private DMed pics
Cory at Sweetwater listening to this podcast getting ready to cook some banana pancakes for Aleena and very subtly threaten Noel tomorrow morning to fix his audio with some sweet Sweetwater gear deals
Dude Armies a weirdo, he made an insta account with some interesting content. You guys gotta talk about it!
Noel's impression of Ajit pai and Armie hammer is too close 😂
No because I forgot the pin to my savings account that had hella money in it for years and then I had a dream where I used an atm and I went to the bank irl to try one more time and it was my actual pin.
Congratulations!
I appreciate them not cutting the video during the last couple minutes of the ep
26:00 noel’s joke did not get the recognition it deserves
oml i have never been more excited for a youtube notification i have been WAITING for this
Maybe the sweetwater guy heard Noel's mic and hunted him down for the greater good
the billionaire discussion would REALLY hit if it had class consciousness
Noel trying to keep it together during the ad read is my fav part of each podcast episode
armie hammer talk starts on 29:52
I think the korean film Noel was thinking about was "Burning"
I just said that. I agree. Hella delayed but I’m Korean and love Korean film and that what it sounded like to me.
This is the funniest episode in so long Jesus Christ I’m dying
i work at guitar center and that sweet water but killed me. one time a sweet water rep came into our store and was tryna steal customers. he was tryna help people out like he worked here just to say they should get it at sweetwater instead. smh
Lol that’s kinda smart though 😂
noels audio sounds like my uncle talking under snow with echo on