New TikTok Situation Is Insane
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That Karen haircut is insane
Korean boyband ahh cut
SAME thought went truw my mind
Upside down v
He's trying to be a member of a k-pop group
Hes keeping it bad to avoid the sneako collage
New “___ situation is insane” slop just dropped
cant wait to dislike this shi 🙏
Hmmm delicious pyro slop
Slop is Life
any slop live enjoyers?
ai generated titles would be more creative than pyros
Normally, when people say their hair looks bad i disagree, but that trim is absolute pony.
absolute porny or absolute pony?
bofa@@hectallium
@@trollfearce29 20 dollars is 20 dollars, im putting my skirt on rq
what's bofa? 🤔@@trollfearce29
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british tiktok influencers are like the people who appear on gta 5 radios
It literally is gta here
Insane comparison, but true. It's so cartoony honestly.
Bro please just go bald at this point
damn i messed up we gotta go bald
Words cannot explain how much I love your profile picture
Perpetual Breaking Bad reference
I will pay him to shave his head
@@astrophobia5820Same
the new haircut truly was an insane situation
Your PFP is an insane situation
Twust
edna from incredibles
How tf does he keep letting this happen? My guy, no one is forcing you to cut your own hair in the mirror
*Clicks on video*
*sees haircut*
*Shuts down computer*
clicks on video
Pyro not dressed as woman
punches monitor
Didn't even have time to shutdown, had to headbutt the power button asap
Is it insane Pyro? Is it absolutely bonkers? It is unfathomably crazy? Is it painstakingly bizzare? Is it ludicrously nutty?
I like men
he likes men
@@ziphy_6471*manic laughter*
bro is not leon from Resident Evil
The Leon we have at home.
Poundland Leon
He's Felino from Inhabitant Malevolent
@@recon1468ffs 😂😂😂
@@TheWow1323helo 😭😭
Bro needs to speak to the manager 💀
13:29 video ends
Cheers
thx m8
Thx bro this situation is too insane for me to watch
ty
Thanks🙏
I think he intentionally fucks up his hair at this point because he knows people will pay money to roast him. Respect the grind
Looks like Moses is trying to part the white sea that is Pyros head
You can tell he's trying to Be funny, because he's a member
@@Veetimer fr 😂
Moses parted hairline
The receding sea
moses parted the red sea not the white sea
My guy is Vector from Despicable Me 😂😂😂
He even has the same body type and hight 😂🤣
or karen
if vector was a gay lesbian
He looks like that costume lady from the Incredibles
@@gilbert607I love vector 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
it's been 5 days with zero pyrocynical content. life is good ☺️
His head has +5 armour
pyro got that oompa loompa hair
Tesco value willy wonka experience
caleb actually has good hair, pyro isn't cooking though
...@@d.j.rproductions
Just imagine a Pyro's video where fans don't bully him in the comment section
He’s asking for it atp 💀🤣 plus it’s free engagement, I guarantee he wants them too
I mean he punched a dude at a con
Pyro's hair is evolving into the Cortana cut
this is too much of a compliment
At least cortana was funny and helpful
Cortana cut 💀
Pyro’s hair is INSANE
Pyro never fails to receive the absolute worst haircuts. Truly a Great Clips moment, his barber deserves a pay cut.
0:00 starts yapping
pyro really said, "make my haircut even worse"
Pyro hiding his male pattern baldness with the worst haircuts humanly possible
So tragic
bro has the free roblox hair
XD
Bro looks like your profile picture
was lowkey having a meltdown bc of how bad my hair is rn but pyro just dropped and blessed me with this Edna lookin trim and made me whole again
apologise to edna mode this instant
Nah Pyro rocking that Leon haircut from 1998 🤙
Pyro's hair deadass makes him look just like my little daughter, adorable
💀💀💀
Change your daughters hair 😭
Did you sell the channel to Edna from the incredibles?
There's no shame in rocking the Prince Valiant pageboy, even if you are giving off Milla Jovovich Joan of Arc vibes.
5 days without slop, did pyro quit CZcams
"New pyro haircut situation is insane"
It’s actually depressing how peeps on the internet will put someone’s life in danger and mock them just for content because they’re so popular they actually think they’re superior 🤦
Literally the self awareness of a 13 year old. And I feel like this is an insult to 13 y olds
The first comment not about his hair, thank you
@@_averageenjoyer_ Bro you have like a Genshin profile pic, believe me, I KNOW you think a lot about 13 year olds ☠️
@@giantcrayfish2866 To be fair I’ve had his exact same hairstyle, and even right now I had to get that impulsive buzzcut cause my barber messed up my whole shit 😭
@@t-bonebreaker6494 🙃
Do I?
Pyro please the hair. We can’t defend you anymore.
At this point he's just asking the barber for the worst haircut they can think of
It just keeps getting worse
The hair i mean
Imagine if pyro got a low taper fade
Never cook again, pyro's barber.
Grannymaxxing nanamaxxing cougarmaxxing serfmaxxing squiremaxxing noblemaxxing ahh trim
Got That Javier Bardem No Country For Old Man Hair cut
No country for middle aged femboys
therapist: pyro malfoy isnt real. he cant hurt you
pyro malfoy:
My friend had an accident and flipped his car half a dozen times. The concussion he got made his mind real fuzzy so he walked home. Didn't even realize what happened until the cops came and started asking questions. Concussions are wild
Is he still functioning fine ?
@bradentheman1373 yep, right as rain. He wasn't drunk or anything either. He just loves to go fast and he had been driving back from buying this car from an acquaintance. They guy said it had a couple lbs of nos and turns out the seller was wrong and it was 8 or so.
@@ajzorger93 ok good to hear
@bradentheman1373 appreciate your concern. He's a speed freak lmao wrecked his motorcycle a few years ago and snapped his forearm. Guy just loves danger lmfao
Pyro being bullied by his fan had to be something i find genuinely funny
That isn't good news, pyro.
It's the worst we ever heard.
im so right
No good, no bad, simply insane
My favorite part about pyro's slop is when he complains how trash tik tok as an app is yet is addicted to it (as he mentions on streams and some videos)
Your haircut situation truly is on another level of insanity.
Can’t belive you started making super suits in your spare time pyro
That Cortana haircut is looking insane
FEET AT BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER AT 12:54
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LETS GO
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Bro hid it so quick he had flashbacks to the incident💀💀😭
Yall are unredeemedal 🎉
I’ve been waiting for commentary channels to get to general G for so long it’s like Christmas
13:29
best part of the video
Bro really thought he could make the Will Stranger Things cut work.
Not even a minute in and haircut is mentioned, the slop god is satisfied.
You better oil up when i see you at the insomnia gaming festival
its been too long without slop, pyro died confirmed
Bro looks like he wants to speak to the manager
bro is not leon kennedy
this general g guy have better hairline than pyro
You should apolagize for that haircut
My guy has the “someone get me the manager” hairstyle.
New Pyro hair situation is insane
This will make a fine addition to my collection of "New situation is insane" playlist.
Pyro’s got that I need to speak to manager cut
6th century british peasant haircut
Feudal Trim
General G looks like a British Soup
pyro seeing a line of toddlers forming infront of him at the meet n greet would be insane.
New Pyro Haircut Situation Is Insane
Pyro looks like Leon S Kennedy if Resident Evil was Resident Good
😐
New Haircut Situation is Insane
yea i liked his old cut that was off to the side better than the mcdonald's arches
Are you seriously going to go to insomnia with THAT haircut?
Pyro doesn't upload his bad content on April 1st, Funniest April fools joke yet
Pyro feeding his piggies 🐷
No slop for 4 days, I'm starving
at this point being called draco malfoy would be a compliment
new hair situation is insane
Pyro, showing up to your event would mean I’d have to publicly admit I watch you- which I, of course, certainly do not.
Pyro really went for the star trek logo haircut
Pyro i enjoy the quality slop you feed me. This is hilarious
i had not watched this channel in a while. i decided to watch some slop. i saw that haircut. i decided it was a good time to resume my break from watching this channel.
Guys, he hasn't posted in 3 days! Rejoice!!
the fact that a neck beard influencer will make more money than all of us combined doing nothing is genuinely horrible
Hide your managers guys
Just another day in England
You should look into hats
pyro out here lookin like he gonna design super hero outfits for the incredibles
Rest In Peace Pyrocinical
1998 - 2024.
*Thanks for 0 like and 0 subscribers* 😺
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So pyro is covering the death of this guy which had happened about a week ago inside Tennessee. The guy was well known for prank videos and other various things a nuisance would do. However after his death people were unable to figure out why and most had speculated that it was from overdose. Later they found out someone drugged him.
And I made that all up.
😡
Its as if your trying to have the strangest hairstyles just for the sole purpose of pissing us off and I love it. A joke behind a joke. Love your videos had to roast ya lol
He's trying to make a Final Fantasy haircut 😂😂
4 days without uploading? Blud fell off
Twuss
feet
the haircut is the most entertaining part of this slop
I aint flyin all the way out there to see a british man speak when I could go to my local Costco
Why did you punch a fan😢
It was alleged, that image of the bloody lip, I found on shutterstock. Don’t believe everything, it happens every year. Why does everyone hate pyro
@@KezKazr/wooosh
@@Blaza303do you know if this was a joke or not? It could be someone who actually believes it.
@@KezKaz I get all my factual info from Slop Live
your hair is getting worse every single day
He got that "Saints Row 2 Skater Cut" hairstyle
Love how the most viewed section is the Pyro foot reveal
2 views in 13 seconds fell off
this comment trend is shitty
getting old
SHUT UP PLEASE
Trust
get a job
slop
Bro's hair looks like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory