John Mulaney: Trump Is 'A Horse Loose In A Hospital'

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2017
  • 'Oh Hello' star John Mulaney has a metaphor for Trump's presidency that you probably haven't heard before.
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  • @ktm2901
    @ktm2901 Před 7 lety +14179

    I'm not entirely convinced john isn't three children stacked in a trench coat

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 Před 7 lety +382

      Qt Murrscato But I thought he was an Asian woman???

    • @erikm5221
      @erikm5221 Před 7 lety +474

      No, he's just a tall child who needs some rest.

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 Před 7 lety +376

      Erik M A tall child with feminine hips.

    • @ChanceTheBrony
      @ChanceTheBrony Před 6 lety +283

      Fan Fandom NO! THAT'S A THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT!
      hehe

    • @loopernow
      @loopernow Před 6 lety +17

      Omg LOL

  • @patricianguyen7012
    @patricianguyen7012 Před 7 lety +9418

    I totally relate to that feeling of, "It's too late to say hello now".

    • @jeffdiamond486
      @jeffdiamond486 Před 5 lety +62

      We've all been there.

    • @texwan
      @texwan Před 5 lety +66

      ...that sinking feeling 'how do i hide in plain view!'

    • @justinbuergi9867
      @justinbuergi9867 Před 4 lety +75

      I once spent an entire party in the upstairs bathroom after it’d been too long for me to come down so I just stayed there til people were leaving

    • @brianjackson598
      @brianjackson598 Před 4 lety +34

      When it's waaaay too late to ask someone's name at work and you just pray you have to wear nametags to something someday

    • @sonlang4457
      @sonlang4457 Před 4 lety +1

      @craisins 86 smooth man... real smooth

  • @thelostpiranha
    @thelostpiranha Před 7 lety +6563

    I love how when John says "It's like a horse loose in a hospital", Stephen just settles in for a good story.

    • @prdoyle
      @prdoyle Před 5 lety +176

      I think Stephen knew he had begun a bit.

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit Před 4 lety +29

      thelostpiranha funny bit but really only works the first time. After this was my third time hearing it and it’s weird in an interview.

    • @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1
      @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 Před 4 lety +18

      It was great

    • @thea2003
      @thea2003 Před 3 lety +17

      8:18 for anyone who wants the time

    • @Nick-wl2xq
      @Nick-wl2xq Před 3 lety +25

      he does an even better version of this bit in his special Kid Gorgeous... this is really good too.

  • @johnnytwotimes7854
    @johnnytwotimes7854 Před 6 lety +4103

    Stephen should have said, "You said hello to balloons but not to me?"

  • @iLOVEpicklesBRO28
    @iLOVEpicklesBRO28 Před 7 lety +12341

    John Mulaney's anxiety is so damn relatable

    • @martianmadwoman
      @martianmadwoman Před 6 lety +368

      Sometimes, I get nervous, on airplanes

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving Před 6 lety +64

      Samus A. I understood that reference

    • @voltron-eb6sx
      @voltron-eb6sx Před 5 lety +38

      well. edit that out too, please

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u Před 5 lety +14

      Charlie Brown, with better hair.

    • @BananaLettuce
      @BananaLettuce Před 5 lety +43

      “No, I wish!” is like the equivalent of “you too” after someone telling you “enjoy your meal!”

  • @Rubiecat
    @Rubiecat Před 7 lety +8036

    "And then the horse is like: I have fired the horse catcher." This is it, this is how ridiculous the news feels these days.

    • @Grizabeebles
      @Grizabeebles Před 7 lety +119

      I don't think I'm going to be anywhere *near* as worried about Trump, ever again. As soon as he said the words "horse in a hospital" my mind immediately went to "elevator" and Mulaney did so much better with the idea.

    • @IllutianKade
      @IllutianKade Před 7 lety +48

      I lost it at that...
      xD

    • @obiwanshinobi87
      @obiwanshinobi87 Před 7 lety +99

      Us oversees still think this is America somehow trolling us.... like John said... That should not be a thing to fire the horsecatcher

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi Před 7 lety +73

      We Americans are feeling pretty darn trolled ourselves.

    • @X-Factor-22
      @X-Factor-22 Před 7 lety +41

      I thought it would be safe to come back to America by now...guess I better get comfortable up here in Canada!

  • @kittensmitten4015
    @kittensmitten4015 Před 3 lety +1830

    Who’s here in October 2020, because the “horse” is in a literal hospital now?

  • @linnycrocus6023
    @linnycrocus6023 Před 3 lety +980

    The image of John accidentally spooking kim kardashian gets funnier the more you think about it.

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 Před 3 lety +39

      I’m gonna yell “OH NO!” every time I see someone famous now.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 Před 3 lety +24

      @@fredarok579
      I like how you say that as if you see famous people just walking around on a weekly basis

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před 3 lety +9

      I feel the same about the saying hello to balloons! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @edward0383
      @edward0383 Před rokem

      Imagine him saying outloud, "Hello!!!! My wife is a b1tch, and I don't like herrrrr!!!!"😂😂😂😂

  • @Antropovich
    @Antropovich Před 7 lety +5051

    "The horse has used the elevator"
    "wait, is the horse smart?"
    "and the horse has fired the horsecatcher..."

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 Před 6 lety +86

      Ha ha! That was in the video we just watched!

    • @asexualfangirl574
      @asexualfangirl574 Před 6 lety +9

      zunedog31 uh

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 Před 6 lety +8

      asexual fangirl Got something to say?

    • @ejelecflametails6657
      @ejelecflametails6657 Před 6 lety +6

      The skit is also in Kid Gorgeous, even the part with the Best Buy Rewards Card is there too

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 5 lety +27

      +Antropovich - I think we can all agree that a horse should not be allowed to fire a horsecatcher.

  • @AuntieFa
    @AuntieFa Před 7 lety +7421

    The first time I saw a John Mulaney stand up, I Googled if he was still alive because I thought he was from the 50s or something lol.

    • @zamzam3396
      @zamzam3396 Před 6 lety +428

      His parents are educator and a scientist and he is always dressed and old mannered like that "since birth" some how he grew up nothing like his parents, but kept the dress code of the 50's and 60's era.

    • @grayskindablue
      @grayskindablue Před 6 lety +271

      ZAM zam his parents are lawyers...

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 Před 6 lety +6

      Ha!🤣

    • @yukiandkanamekuran
      @yukiandkanamekuran Před 6 lety +57

      Muse i stood aback for five minutes when i saw that tall child apparently lived this life

    • @bell_u.sanchezh
      @bell_u.sanchezh Před 6 lety +237

      He is very young inmortal born around in the 1920's and hasn't age since about 1945 so that's probably why

  • @gh201_rl6
    @gh201_rl6 Před 3 lety +336

    The horse has officially left the hospital.

    • @lisaortiz635
      @lisaortiz635 Před 3 lety +27

      Yeah, but he left a GIANT mess...🤪

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon Před 3 lety +12

      @@lisaortiz635 Thankfully messes can be cleaned up to an extent, although the horse has left some suspicious stains on the carpet that just won't come out

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 Před 2 lety +3

      But he keeps threatening to come back.

    • @LemonBattery
      @LemonBattery Před 2 lety +1

      the horse is gone, and now there's a pony

    • @oliverstvchannel6442
      @oliverstvchannel6442 Před 2 lety +3

      Also, he still managed to FIRE THE HORSE CATCHER!

  • @bootlegmegz
    @bootlegmegz Před 6 lety +1741

    Bromance for the Gods. 2:25
    *in the cutest most sheepish voice ever* “...do you want to go the Met tomorrow...”

  • @hannahyoung2137
    @hannahyoung2137 Před 7 lety +2693

    Does he age?
    Like he still looks like a child who's been burning the candle at both ends

    • @zeechops401
      @zeechops401 Před 6 lety +38

      I love Will Wheathin He needs to get some rest!

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 Před 5 lety +128

      GET SOME REST, TALL CHILD

    • @hiiro-xentral3171
      @hiiro-xentral3171 Před 5 lety +70

      'He doesn't look older, he just looks worse'

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin Před 5 lety +39

      He looks like he's in his early 20s to me. How old is he? Let's see, he was born in... 1982?! So he's 35 in this clip?! Damn, does he have a cursed painting or something?!

    • @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
      @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal Před 5 lety +14

      The picture of Dorian Mulaney

  • @jppotato17
    @jppotato17 Před 7 lety +2070

    I wanna have a conversation with John Mullaney for like 12 hours straight

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u Před 5 lety +45

      Wanna bring along him and Lin-Manuel Miranda for the best road trip.

    • @JadeDude1973
      @JadeDude1973 Před 5 lety +10

      I want to travel back in time and drink with him at a party.

    • @bcreel83
      @bcreel83 Před 4 lety +4

      Samuel Robles add the MacElroys, and I’m there! It could be the best adventure zone episode tour ever!.
      Kind of like “on the road” with less serious poets. Or more serious...with less confidence? (I only mention that because many comics learn to hone their trade with coping mechanisms learned in reaction to rough upbringings that include abuse or some sort of unstable home life. A lot of the comics from the previous generation were open about unstable childhoods and parents who were addicts or abusive or violent in some way -so a way to deal with unhappiness was to create comedy or use it as a defense or a way to make friends by having people laugh and seek approval )

    • @KittensAreDelicious
      @KittensAreDelicious Před 4 lety +3

      I think the first topic he'll address is your misspelling of his name. But it'll be very polite so don't worry yourself.

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow Před 4 lety +5

      @@roalmabi4u Yes. Lin Manuel Miranda and John Mulaney are basically my entire youtube feed. It's great. Lol.

  • @TheOrangeneck
    @TheOrangeneck Před 5 lety +877

    "we like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes, you know, we're liberal people" this is UNDERRATED LMAO

  • @meiji4785
    @meiji4785 Před 5 lety +778

    Something about his face makes me think of a nine year old pastor's kid who's really gifted at playing the organ

    • @CydnAlpha
      @CydnAlpha Před 5 lety +41

      I don't know if you planned it but there's levels to this comment.
      I like it.

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Před 3 lety

      AE Newman

  • @markdlo
    @markdlo Před 7 lety +5867

    "We have a man here who once saw a bird at an airport"
    Ok that's my favorite part of the analogy.

    • @Skankhunt42....
      @Skankhunt42.... Před 7 lety +351

      "Get the hell outta here, this is a HORSE loose in a HOSPITAL!!" xDDDD

    • @awesomedude584
      @awesomedude584 Před 7 lety +19

      YES me too!!! I loved that part!!

    • @boxxfilms52
      @boxxfilms52 Před 7 lety +19

      Skankhunt42 I'm honestly not very into politics, I just came for John Mulaney lol. I've kept up enough to get most of the analogies, but what's the bird in the airport referencing?

    • @shardsofcontent4829
      @shardsofcontent4829 Před 7 lety +145

      Uh. Sort of straight forward but a very John Mulaney "out of left field" reference. Trump is the horse in a hospital, but it's never really been seen before. The media is always on the move trying to find new angles on the issue, so they bring in a guy who's "seen a bird in an airport" for comment. But it's irrelevant and has no real relation to a horse in a hospital. Yeesh. Just kills the brilliance of it to explain it though. Sorry everybody.

    • @boxxfilms52
      @boxxfilms52 Před 7 lety +35

      Rob Wiens well I clearly got that Trump was the horse... Mulaney even said "Trump is like a horse in a hospital". and I got that the horse catcher is Comey. I just didn't know if there was a specific person or moment that he was referencing when talking about the bird in the airport

  • @cas9922
    @cas9922 Před 7 lety +6628

    Stephen wants to be friends with Mulaney, but Mulaney doesn't see it, and Stephen can't tell if Mulaney feels the same way, so he courts him with personal anecdotes and compliments and Mulaney deflects them with jokes and both of them are too polite and Catholic to talk about their feelings. Their wives should get together and sort this out because it's awkward and they should be friends because they have so much in common.
    /I have put way too much thought into this and watched this interview too many times because I'm creepy.

    • @tamaraallen215
      @tamaraallen215 Před 7 lety +98

      Cas I watched it literally 8 times in a row... for 5 days straight!

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 Před 7 lety +129

      Cas Does 8:23 help your theory?

    • @JackkChaos
      @JackkChaos Před 6 lety +79

      Cas theyve literally had interviews before talking about their friendship and how they've known each other for a while and have a lot in common quit thinking too much into this shit and just enjoy the video lol

    • @JackkChaos
      @JackkChaos Před 6 lety +10

      Cas theyve literally had interviews before talking about their friendship and how they've known each other for a while and have a lot in common quit thinking too much into this shit and just enjoy the video lol

    • @grayskindablue
      @grayskindablue Před 6 lety +34

      Cas Mulaney was only raised Catholic... he isn't religious.

  • @michaelbateman2563
    @michaelbateman2563 Před 6 lety +4058

    after seeing a few of these jokes in his new special, they really cleverly threaded them together considering they have nothing to do with each other. The interview was obviously prepared to get to specific points but it comes off pretty organic, kudos to colbert as a host

    • @mikalei8600
      @mikalei8600 Před 5 lety +57

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. So glad someone put my thoughts into words

    • @JeffStreamsThings
      @JeffStreamsThings Před 5 lety +70

      All interviews are like that - the guest tells a few stories to a production assistant, who goes over them with the host in advance so he knows what the guest wants to talk about.
      Normally the story wouldn't then turn up in a comedy special, so it wouldn't be so obvious :)

    • @zenmasterb
      @zenmasterb Před 5 lety +29

      @@JeffStreamsThings Yes, indeed. I'm glad you said that because I was about to.
      What people don't understand is that pretty much ALL TV production is... what's the word.... prepared, pre-scripted, etc.
      It's really only news when people go off-script.

    • @havoksan
      @havoksan Před 5 lety +16

      @@zenmasterb I miss Craig. Sigh. Best interviews.

    • @em7900
      @em7900 Před 5 lety +1

      No shit!

  • @wheelyjon
    @wheelyjon Před 6 lety +457

    If you look at Stephen he's just completely entranced at certain points during the interview he's literally swept up in the moment and laughing and totally switched off to his job which is kind of nice. That's just his sense of humour and you can tell that instantly

  • @tommyleelynn
    @tommyleelynn Před 7 lety +5336

    John Mulaney is one of the funniest modern comedians, I swear

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Před 7 lety +26

      yeh i'll pay that, there is few with a quicker wit

    • @alixfarley1077
      @alixfarley1077 Před 7 lety +70

      I have never heard of this guy before but I am now on a one woman mission to track down all of his material. This guy is brilliantly funny!!

    • @NowanIlfideme
      @NowanIlfideme Před 7 lety +65

      Just remember about the sea of drunk toddlers...

    • @petenice75
      @petenice75 Před 7 lety +78

      He has 2 hour long specials in Netflix. He is hilarious. He also talks about how gay he is even though he is not gay.

    • @alexjonezNH
      @alexjonezNH Před 7 lety +11

      Nowan Ilfideme
      That cop was almost impressed!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains Před 7 lety +479

    "And then the horse is like: I have fired the horse catcher."
    Nailed it.

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile Před 5 lety +305

    "I have fired the horse catcher"
    John Mullaney just made me see a talking horse with a terrible blonde comb-over.
    The analogy of a horse lose in a hospital is so perfect it could just go on forever.
    News: the horse is now in the ICU.
    Viewers: what's it doing in there!? It could really cause some serious damage. Someone should coax the horse onto a safer floor where it can't bother anyone.

    • @lightningpoweredfilms
      @lightningpoweredfilms Před 4 lety +16

      The horse now believes it’s a doctor, and it is giving patients random substances.

    • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
      @AnonYmous-mc5zx Před 4 lety +7

      "I have fired the horse coaxer."
      "It...that...that wasn't even a thing, anyone can be a horse coaxer, horse no you did not!"

  • @asseater0077
    @asseater0077 Před 6 lety +476

    Protect this man at all costs

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 Před 4 lety +9

      From the horse in the hospital

    • @isacestend3843
      @isacestend3843 Před 4 lety +3

      Well we wouldn’t have to if that damn horse catcher could keep a job.

  • @happyandhapa5490
    @happyandhapa5490 Před 7 lety +1160

    "Well, edit that out too, please."
    I don't know why, but that line almost made me cry laughing.

    • @kmsleyang8972
      @kmsleyang8972 Před 7 lety +40

      Happy and Hapa it was the delivery boo...it was super funny cuz of his delivery!!!

    • @Denooch
      @Denooch Před 5 lety

      ME TOO!!!

    • @kayleebosserman2316
      @kayleebosserman2316 Před 5 lety

      I was gonna like your comment but then I realized that it’s at 666 and it’s perfect.

  • @fallencaryatidcv
    @fallencaryatidcv Před 7 lety +1671

    I think it's a pretty good measure of a decent man when he speaks honestly and admiringly of his wife (spouse or partner, too), that his stories about her tell as much about her as him, and his love and respect for her are readily apparent.
    That was how I feel about Obama, and Colbert, and now Mulaney.

    • @rosamariamendoza1466
      @rosamariamendoza1466 Před 4 lety +11

      Heyyyyy! A good way to put it!!!✌

    • @DPK101710
      @DPK101710 Před 2 lety +22

      This comment didn't age well 😬

    • @fallencaryatidcv
      @fallencaryatidcv Před 2 lety +24

      @@DPK101710 neither addiction nor showbiz are particularly easy on partnerships, unfortunately.

    • @arilovesbingus8626
      @arilovesbingus8626 Před 2 lety

      Damn, i didnt know your wife is obama

    • @Norsilca
      @Norsilca Před rokem +5

      ​@@fallencaryatidcv I feel like it's just a good reminder that while it's nice when you can admire what a celebrity is saying, they're still a stranger whose personal life we really don't know. Beware the pedestal.

  • @viljaspoetry
    @viljaspoetry Před 6 lety +335

    Okay but I don't think anything has ever summed me up better than "we like David Bowie and don't understand taxes". I want "likes Bowie and doesn't understand taxes" on a t-shirt, I'd wear that every day.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 Před 3 lety +64

    Jan 6th 2021, The horse let all his horse friends stampede the hospital.

    • @brookeworley5140
      @brookeworley5140 Před 3 lety +3

      🐎🏇🐎🏇

    • @soontherewillbesnow
      @soontherewillbesnow Před 3 lety +4

      Been waiting for a comment like this-
      The horse has been removed from the hospital, working on a ban.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před 3 lety

      Hopefully the horse is off to the knackers soon- to be made into glue and dog food!

  • @admin2666
    @admin2666 Před 7 lety +1078

    That horse and horse catcher bit was the most intelligent piece of comedy I heard in years.

    • @tracyh5751
      @tracyh5751 Před 6 lety +31

      He's probably been avoiding the theater, so he's probably only catching comedies in bars or on netflix.

    • @optimusprime3484
      @optimusprime3484 Před 5 lety

      Well that's because it was before the horse face bit that the horse did a few months ago.

    • @taragreenetarotastro
      @taragreenetarotastro Před 5 lety +2

      yes so clever

    • @mhuh
      @mhuh Před 5 lety

      @Eggfriend He don't do good in theaters.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Před 5 lety +1

      he expands on it in his netflix special 'kid gorgeous'

  • @kevinbooth-
    @kevinbooth- Před 7 lety +847

    The more I consider it the more that analogy is absolutely perfect.
    There will be a whole pile of shit to clean up when he's gone and if we aren't lucky people are going to die.

    • @SmellsLikeBrass
      @SmellsLikeBrass Před 7 lety +149

      and also, the horse doesn't really wanted to be in the Hospital and is freaking out now.

    • @susgra21
      @susgra21 Před 7 lety +118

      And the horse handlers keep telling him he's a Triple Crown winner, and following him around all day with a shovel 💩💩💩

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 7 lety +11

      Jane S omg your comment needs more likes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact Před 7 lety +43

      And even if you're in a different hospital a few towns over, you're safe but still wonder if a horse could get into _your_ hospital.

    • @kizuuwu7563
      @kizuuwu7563 Před 7 lety +25

      And you're also wondering why anyone would say "yeah, a horse in a hospital is exactly what we need".

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 Před 6 lety +198

    "We like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes, we're liberal people."

  • @SirCamera
    @SirCamera Před 5 lety +172

    Watch: In 10 years, it's gonna be The Late Show with John Mulaney.

  • @joshtaylor4865
    @joshtaylor4865 Před 7 lety +1446

    "I have fired the horse catcher" 😂 John Mulaney is the best.

  • @WhatKindOfNameNow
    @WhatKindOfNameNow Před 7 lety +2077

    That's probably the best metaphor for the Trump presidency that I've heard so far.

    • @zenagitana
      @zenagitana Před 6 lety +45

      Agreed. "We've all never not known together" -- perfectly confusing and perfectly understandable as well.

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 Před 6 lety +12

      The RightStuff, You're one of the few Trump supporters smart enough to understand this. Most Trump supporters hear "horse" and think "horse". The rest of us hear "horse catcher" and think "James Comey".

    • @whatthefuckismyname9173
      @whatthefuckismyname9173 Před 6 lety +8

      The RightStuff
      You...genuinely think he wants subhuman Nazi scum as fans?

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang Před 6 lety +23

      I still don’t get why anyone would want to vote for trump. :3 if not for the racism and misogyny, what else does he have to offer? He offers you a glass full of poison and says it’s good but the drink is labeled poison in bold letters all over the glass. The man lies as though it’s his native tounge, but honestly doesn’t speak any language well. And he’s In love with all the ruthless dictators, coming over to them like he’s their personal lap dog.
      And even before he was president we knew he had a crush on ruthless dictators, “grabbed women by the pussy” and started his bid for president by calling most Mexicans drug dealers and rapists. He had nothing to offer from square one.

    • @themadhoffer5802
      @themadhoffer5802 Před 5 lety +2

      The RightStuff Ok. I know this was awhile ago, but many of those things should not be in the same category.

  • @beaq6755
    @beaq6755 Před 3 lety +18

    02:26 "Do you want to go to the MET tomorrow" in the shiest cutest voice ever

  • @T1J
    @T1J Před 6 lety +120

    brilliant bit

  • @victorym744
    @victorym744 Před 7 lety +2627

    John Mulaney is incredible at metaphors XD

    • @weswarecreative
      @weswarecreative Před 7 lety +56

      Absolutely! Great writer and can also own a room. Awkwardly but owns it nonetheless.

    • @ecashman
      @ecashman Před 7 lety +12

      Similes, actually. He uses the words "like" and "as" so therefore they are technically not metaphors.

    • @katiehovany
      @katiehovany Před 7 lety +1

      Victoria Em or he likes Dr Octagon (see General Hospital).

    • @jamesandrews279
      @jamesandrews279 Před 7 lety +50

      Actually, metaphors is accurate here. All similes are metaphors, they're just a specific type.

    • @h.j.froehlich326
      @h.j.froehlich326 Před 7 lety +3

      Similes aren't metaphors, but similes and metaphors are both kinds of poetic comparison. Similes compare things using "like" or "as" (eg. "freedom is like a bird in flight") whereas metaphors compare by claiming something is another thing (eg. "freedom is a bird in flight").

  • @matejkotrba9757
    @matejkotrba9757 Před 7 lety +801

    "We like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes" :D I love this definition

  • @indigoimouto3703
    @indigoimouto3703 Před 3 lety +28

    I feel like Stephen is a father figure to John who doesn't realize it until he's spilling deep insecurities which Stephen tries to help him through but then John panics so he deflects it all with jokes. And so they're constantly stuck in the same loop instead of progressing forward to be really close friends.

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran Před 5 lety +69

    I love how blown away Stephen is by John at the end. He's keeping it under the surface but you can tell he really admires John.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 7 lety +6045

    FUN FACT: John's tie is the tie they give you when you donate plasma and refuse the cookie.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll Před 7 lety +136

      LMAO

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch Před 7 lety +214

      I always wondered what happened to Nana's drapes . no longer .

    • @alexjonezNH
      @alexjonezNH Před 7 lety +313

      EQ-smoove
      Did you not hear the part about his apartment being too small to fit vinyls? Something tells me he's not the kind of guy who spends money on things like help staff. He seems like a hilarious Keanu Reeves.
      I'm about 90% sure I spelled his name right.

    • @nina9346
      @nina9346 Před 7 lety +443

      lol I actually like his tie. It probably looks better when the jacket is buttoned but I think it's neat

    • @mr.womblordofunmercifultor2052
      @mr.womblordofunmercifultor2052 Před 7 lety +11

      fidorover
      Brilliant, sir. Bravo.

  • @Omnicronnn
    @Omnicronnn Před 7 lety +422

    "I have fired the horse-catcher." Brilliant.

  • @vartikagaur2922
    @vartikagaur2922 Před 5 lety +37

    dont you just get the urge to give him a hug every time he talks

  • @Kagura982
    @Kagura982 Před rokem +6

    The way how John’s voice trembled when he tried to invite Stephen out the next day 😂

  • @grantpritchard7492
    @grantpritchard7492 Před 7 lety +313

    He has got to be one of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. I love it how seemingly innocuous stories suddenly veer off into: "it's like we have a horse loose in the hospital!" Brilliant, could watch this stuff all day.

  • @reomemewagon
    @reomemewagon Před 7 lety +369

    Why didn't they play what's new pussycat when he came on stage?

    • @AG-lx6re
      @AG-lx6re Před 6 lety +2

      Kafei Houraisan Aizawa they didn't play it in the music selection as you wait for his comedy show to start. I was let down lol the ONLY let down of his show. Hilarious start to finish

    • @thequeerishere9662
      @thequeerishere9662 Před 5 lety +18

      _BWAH BWAH_
      WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby Před 5 lety +26

      because if they did then they'd have to let it play 11 times, with It's Not Unusual playing exactly once in the process.

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 Před 5 lety +7

      Because there might be a guest from the Salt and Pepper Diner in the audience who'd beat him to death with a t-shirt canon as soon as they heard the opening bars

    • @charlleedodson
      @charlleedodson Před 5 lety +5

      @@lzrshark617 And that guy may have just finished his anger management classes

  • @Rellik165
    @Rellik165 Před 5 lety +217

    Well, when this first aired, we had no idea what this horse was going to do in the hospital, and we just watched with morbid curiosity.
    Now we know the horse eating the donor hearts in the kids ward.

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis Před 5 lety +1

      Woah buddy. I think you're confusing the horse with the horde of rats that spread their poison around in the hopes of killing the horse.

    • @melaniegrant855
      @melaniegrant855 Před 5 lety +29

      @@NovusIgnis Nope. No confusion. The donor hearts in the kids ward was a perfect analogy. The popular vote would agree......

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis Před 5 lety +1

      @@melaniegrant855 Sorry but sheep in the field have no knowledge with which to cast a vote. They wouldn't know that the horse was a better choice than the snake.

    • @melaniegrant855
      @melaniegrant855 Před 5 lety +15

      @@NovusIgnis Even after ALL that has occurred you still refer to the Left as "sheep". Projection does not equal intelligence. Foolishness is rampant amongst horses it seems.....

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis Před 5 lety +1

      @@melaniegrant855 No, actually. I don't refer to them as sheep, I refer to sheep as sheep. I refer to anyone, regardless of their affiliation, that chooses to selectively curate their information instead of getting their news from multiple biased sources and cross-referencing the stories to see what matches up. Anyone that only listens to leftist news or right leaning news and forms their opinions based on what the rest of the tribe thinks. Base minded sheep. That's what they are. It's pathetic and sorry behavior.
      If you think that Trump hasn't done a lot of good since coming into office, then you're a sheep. If you hate Trump so much that you can't even cheer for prison reform or tightening border security which will lead to less human trafficking, then you're a sheep. If you think building a border wall is racist or detaining families is cruel, but didn't hold those same opinions when Barack Obama did and proposed those exact same things and to much greater extremes, then you're a sheep.

  • @jackr2500
    @jackr2500 Před 5 lety +38

    "We’ve all never not known together" -John Mulaney 2017

  • @Karsonbarnes11
    @Karsonbarnes11 Před 7 lety +1216

    He's a high waisted man with feminine hips.

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u Před 5 lety +7

      And your point is...?

    • @frogtears8073
      @frogtears8073 Před 5 lety +142

      tHAT'S WHAT I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @bananacat8081
      @bananacat8081 Před 5 lety +89

      he's a beautiful asian american woman!

    • @uewt2459
      @uewt2459 Před 5 lety +69

      "THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ARE THE MEANEST PEOLE ON EARTH"

    • @madarthivanki
      @madarthivanki Před 5 lety +25

      And the sigh of relief, that swept through the diner.

  • @LadyofDread
    @LadyofDread Před 7 lety +774

    God dammit, that horse bit had me in tears. I've missed Mulaney.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 7 lety +16

      Horse...bit...
      THAT's funny. Right there.
      (I hope you don't bridle at my comment. I just meant to stirrup some reaction.)

    • @LadyofDread
      @LadyofDread Před 7 lety

      Bruce Baker Well, you got a very confused reaction, because I don't get it.

    • @tamaraallen215
      @tamaraallen215 Před 7 lety +5

      Bruce Baker 🍻😂😂😂😂 Don't clarify, it cheapens the gallop!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 7 lety +6

      Surrey, Sonicholas. The neighs have it. Im gonna keep my trap shut. I won't saddle my gag with an explanation. Even though it may have been a little buggy. (Sometimes I sleigh myself.)

    • @LadyofDread
      @LadyofDread Před 7 lety +2

      Ah, it was an accidental obscure pun.
      Of COURSE it was.

  • @janebudde6220
    @janebudde6220 Před 4 lety +36

    The horse is like “I have fired the horse catcher” 😭

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV Před 6 lety +77

    He reminds me of agent smith from matrix and arnold schwarzenegger that was not introduced to bodybuilding.

  • @ljm792
    @ljm792 Před 7 lety +428

    I like seeing Anna's influence on his style. That's a great tie.

  • @Erilis000
    @Erilis000 Před 7 lety +145

    "I once said hi to balloons" lol, that's my favorite

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 Před 6 lety +129

    Japanese person: "So, are you happy with recent developments?"
    Me: "Nope!"

  • @bloomsapphire6408
    @bloomsapphire6408 Před 3 lety +17

    THE HORSE IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!

  • @obiwanshinobi87
    @obiwanshinobi87 Před 7 lety +148

    I just fired the horsecatcher... that should not be a thing
    see now this guy gets it

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u Před 5 lety +1

      Mulaney's better than Someecards.

  • @wolverineminer
    @wolverineminer Před 7 lety +406

    But does the horse have dogs to look after?

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 Před 7 lety +9

      wolverineminer I was looking for this comment

    • @thelostpiranha
      @thelostpiranha Před 7 lety +39

      wolverineminer shhhh shhhh shhhh shhhh... why do people always shush animals? (they've never spoken...)

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 Před 6 lety +15

      wolverineminer I see what you did there. But it's worse. The horse has started arguing with the horse from the next hospital over.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 Před 6 lety +1

      The horse has a rat who deals with those bitches.

    • @alexyew17
      @alexyew17 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah it does. That's us.

  • @yuliag9655
    @yuliag9655 Před 5 lety +43

    “I fired the horse catcher.” Ahahahahahaha!!! I cried from laughter

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 6 lety +74

    I have fired the horse catcher. Best ever political metaphor.

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie Před 7 lety +178

    Mulaney is more relatable than I thought.

  • @jessicab6305
    @jessicab6305 Před 7 lety +168

    Just two clever men being clever, love it.

  • @marliesmith4560
    @marliesmith4560 Před 3 lety +26

    Anyone here after the horse has been successfully removed?

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep! He’s on the way to the knacker’s yard...

  • @ROSE-ku1pz
    @ROSE-ku1pz Před 3 lety +34

    Remember!!! Voting is your chance to get the horse out of the hospital!!!

  • @alfpogs
    @alfpogs Před 7 lety +220

    doggertype
    The daguerreotype was the first commercially successful photographic process (1839-1860) in the history of photography. Named after the inventor, Louis Jacques Mandé Daguerre, each daguerreotype is a unique image on a silvered copper plate.

    • @yolowell9564
      @yolowell9564 Před 5 lety +11

      Thank you I scrolled through the comments hoping someone would explain that one!

    • @GabrielLegend
      @GabrielLegend Před 5 lety +19

      Okay, Max. Enough showing off. We know you used your rewind power.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Před 5 lety +3

      @@GabrielLegend THE SAME THING I THOUGHT

    • @caseh5111
      @caseh5111 Před 4 lety +2

      Mercury vapor is involved is it not?

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef Před 4 lety +1

      Thank you!!!

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing Před 7 lety +195

    Amazing chemistry between these two!

  • @lukethomas19
    @lukethomas19 Před 3 lety +9

    The horse has left the hospital, I repeat, the horse has left the hospital.

  • @jo19479
    @jo19479 Před 5 lety +5

    I simply love John Mulaney, he is one of the BEST storytelling comedians EVVVER! The line about the horse, and firing the horse catcher was hilarious. I would love to see John Mulaney live...

  • @JeanPaulBeaubier
    @JeanPaulBeaubier Před 7 lety +87

    the way he said daguerrotype cracked me up disproportionately but because i somehow forgot my mouth was closed, i just sort of snorted really deeply within my mouth and sucked the air out of my throat, like, i suffocated for that moment in time, laughing at a shout out to daguerrotypes.

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u Před 5 lety +1

      Next time you're sad, just think of Mulaney saying the word "daguerrotype". You're welcome.

  • @janetseidlitz5976
    @janetseidlitz5976 Před 7 lety +99

    I

  • @LaurenWM7
    @LaurenWM7 Před 4 lety +68

    Day 1228: The horse is still loose in the hospital.

    • @tobywoby5727
      @tobywoby5727 Před 3 lety +2

      And he miGHT FINNALLY GET OUT SOON

    • @ashketchup7354
      @ashketchup7354 Před 3 lety +3

      The horse will be checking out of the hospital in 72 days.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 Před 3 lety +2

      The horse is no longer in the hospital, he has been replaced by a lizard.

    • @tobywoby5727
      @tobywoby5727 Před 3 lety

      @@bri5033 I guess a lizard isnt great, but its tens times better than an elephant!

    • @ashketchup7354
      @ashketchup7354 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bri5033 I'll take the lizard over the horse. Lizards don't do much but I much prefer that to a horse right now

  • @mrsrockylunch
    @mrsrockylunch Před 6 lety +23

    I can't believe John tested the horse in a hospital bit on Colbert

  • @captlanc
    @captlanc Před 7 lety +91

    Stephen is thoroughly enjoying this interview.

  • @lavinder11
    @lavinder11 Před 7 lety +422

    This guy is adorable

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul Před 4 lety +30

    Now that is one classy Asian American woman.

  • @pixiebells
    @pixiebells Před 5 lety +21

    "Wait, is the horse...smart?" Perfectly sums up Trump's (increasingly rare) bright spots or lack of total fuckups. He IS a horse loose in a hospital!

  • @KahaHajiMohamed
    @KahaHajiMohamed Před 7 lety +49

    “To me it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. Like, I think everything’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea what’s gonna happen next, and none of you know either. We’ve all never not known together...It’s confusing, because every day we just have to follow the horse. And some days it’s like ‘The horse used the elevator!’ You know, there’s days where you’re like ‘Is the horse smart?’ And then we’re all just like ‘Why hasn’t the horse catcher caught the horse?’ and then the horse is like ‘I have fired the horse catcher.’ That shouldn’t be a thing.”- John Mulaney on Trump
    Bahaha! I'm legit dying from laughter! (tears, coughing fit and all)

  • @elena0691elena0691
    @elena0691elena0691 Před 7 lety +70

    That horse metaphor was beautiful lol

  • @elliewolcott6254
    @elliewolcott6254 Před 6 lety +26

    “We like David Bowie and we don’t understand taxes” me in a nutshell

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady Před 3 lety +3

    john's tie is gorgeous

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite Před 7 lety +444

    John Mulaney is good-looking AND funny. What a babe

    • @alexjonezNH
      @alexjonezNH Před 7 lety +53

      emercycrite
      Agreed. He is the epitome of male babeness

    • @johnnyutah194
      @johnnyutah194 Před 7 lety +19

      emercycrite he is one tasty dish.

    • @bandgeekmike
      @bandgeekmike Před 7 lety +28

      I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that. I could listen to and watch him read the phonebook and find it captivating and hilarious.

    • @graniamurray7722
      @graniamurray7722 Před 6 lety

      Johnny Utah /

    • @kimerietate382
      @kimerietate382 Před 5 lety +1

      emercycrite He will be SUPER-HOT in like 5 years.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +62

    That's Eric Trump's go-to pickup line.
    "I've seen you, but you didn't see me.."
    Usually followed by
    "She got away, but I won't be foiled again.."

  • @SpadePyro
    @SpadePyro Před 4 lety +15

    I love how John tries out his material on live TV before making a special and the specials are still fucking hilarious. Aside from here he's done it on Conan and SNL as well

  • @JackandSally4ever
    @JackandSally4ever Před 3 lety +6

    "Horse Loose in a Hospital" was a stroke of topical comic genius, and it I hope some day it will be studied in schools

  • @russellkabirmusic
    @russellkabirmusic Před 7 lety +64

    Bird analogy floored me. I love this man.

  • @IH8Too
    @IH8Too Před 7 lety +955

    He looks a little like the actor from the flash on cw

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow Před 7 lety +84

      Elisandro Cantu Grant Gustin is the actor you're thinking of, and I had the same thought.

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa Před 7 lety +2

      Elisandro Cantu thanks,

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 Před 7 lety

      Elisandro Cantu ya dumb

    • @IH8Too
      @IH8Too Před 7 lety +16

      Eric Silva how is making a observation dumb? I said he "looks like" not that he was...

    • @adamwho9801
      @adamwho9801 Před 7 lety +3

      That is why I felt confused watching him.

  • @iridxnt
    @iridxnt Před 6 lety +28

    the way John’s brain works is amazing

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 Před 6 lety +31

    "no, we're nice people" MOOD

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +36

    You can really tell these two genuinely like each other. Nice to see.

  • @yalmaikazi2292
    @yalmaikazi2292 Před 7 lety +115

    The video has been over for the last 2 minutes, I am still laughing.

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
    @JohnDoe-jh5yr Před 3 lety +12

    I'm here after the horse let his friends out of the barn and led them all back to the hospital.

  • @eden8457
    @eden8457 Před 3 lety +6

    The prophecy...

  • @sabinemoss3795
    @sabinemoss3795 Před 7 lety +294

    I love John Mulaney! Try again for a TV show, please.

    • @iainwaddell6620
      @iainwaddell6620 Před 7 lety +25

      His comedy doesn't fit well with it. His specials are amazing though, he should put more effort into those.

    • @zeusmasterson4117
      @zeusmasterson4117 Před 7 lety +9

      Sabine Moss He wrote Stephan, my all-time favorite SNL character.

    • @craiganderson9695
      @craiganderson9695 Před 7 lety +10

      isn't he on the Flash? (kidding)

    • @Newt0rz
      @Newt0rz Před 7 lety +17

      He'd be freaking perfect on Veep, wonder if he'd have any interest in it.

    • @fabricsoftenerfairy
      @fabricsoftenerfairy Před 7 lety +1

      yes!!!

  • @PaullyMiller
    @PaullyMiller Před 7 lety +32

    John is so charming, nice, and witty in that old-school way.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Před 5 lety +11

    Love love love Mulaney... “I have fired the horse catcher!” Priceless

  • @TheHomesteadingHobbit
    @TheHomesteadingHobbit Před 4 lety +8

    Stephen looks like he has such a bromance crush on John. I love how he looks smitten just watching John be hilarious.

  • @adamwho9801
    @adamwho9801 Před 7 lety +43

    That is a heck of an analogy.

  • @samtradder7590
    @samtradder7590 Před 7 lety +21

    Cracked me up "I have fired the horse catcher".

  • @LarisseMontrose
    @LarisseMontrose Před 5 lety +10

    "but I don't know anybody there I'd have loved somebody to talk to." just so sincere and like...this is what everyone with social anxiety needs to hear. just go say hi. ♥

  • @ranchdip8779
    @ranchdip8779 Před 6 lety +46

    "we like david bowie and we don't understand taxes" if that ain't a mood