Cassetteboy vs Boris vs Covid

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  • @88HEATHENWOLF
    @88HEATHENWOLF Před 3 lety +561

    cassetteboy has done the impossible, made Boris talk in coherent sentences.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 3 lety +2305

    Made more sense than one of Boris' actual speeches

    • @ya.thegoat8795
      @ya.thegoat8795 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmao it made me smile

    • @Telboy555
      @Telboy555 Před 3 lety +3

      🤣

    • @freshfanboi7009
      @freshfanboi7009 Před 3 lety

      SUPER UNDERATED REALLY NICE
      czcams.com/video/_KaWZ31WTf0/video.html
      Don't send any hate :)

    • @freshfanboi7009
      @freshfanboi7009 Před 3 lety

      SUPER UNDERATED REALLY NICE
      czcams.com/video/_KaWZ31WTf0/video.html
      Don't send any hate :)

    • @TheSpannerJNR
      @TheSpannerJNR Před 3 lety +1

      True

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD Před 3 lety +2360

    When we needed him the most, the king returned.

  • @iguiste23
    @iguiste23 Před 3 lety +143

    "My message if you're feeling skittish is we'll beat this thing because we are British" I lost my shit hahahaha.

    • @michaelkitchin9665
      @michaelkitchin9665 Před 3 lety +6

      I mean, it fits. Barely a speech goes by where he doesn't mention WW2.

    • @roosterbooster6238
      @roosterbooster6238 Před 3 lety

      You should hear sturgeon another flag waving balloon

  • @Spaffboy
    @Spaffboy Před 3 lety +517

    My brain cant handle how much footage you must have watched over and over again to make this.....

    • @WarrenIrelandUK
      @WarrenIrelandUK Před 3 lety +37

      That's just for the audio too.
      That's not the editing. Nor the reshuffling round and organising them.
      I'll put money Cassetteboy spent over a day of his time doing this. Probably a few.

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft Před 3 lety +19

      It's a lot easier with transcripts being available for most interviews/statements and multiple samples of words. IIRC Swedemason said he writes lyrics with the material available, shuffles the video clips around to make it viable, then works the audio portion before syncing the video clips and video editing from there, obviously going back+forth between steps where needed.

    • @electragaming4140
      @electragaming4140 Před 3 lety +20

      That'll be why he doesn't upload many videos; the therapy, he needs from watching all that, takes time to start working, you know 😂

    • @eifionjones8513
      @eifionjones8513 Před 3 lety +20

      @@WarrenIrelandUK Over a day!!!!!!? That's barely a fraction of the amount of time this would have taken to produce.

    • @WarrenIrelandUK
      @WarrenIrelandUK Před 3 lety +1

      @@eifionjones8513 Accumaltively speaking of course.
      I'm saying this probably took a few days to make if you didn't take into account other projects and general life.
      In total, I'd bet there's easy over 72 hours worth of editing and cutting.
      I'll bet the music syncing will have taken about 20 or so.

  • @LOrchestraCinematique
    @LOrchestraCinematique Před 3 lety +497

    It's good to have you back!

    • @Sublime-fo6ug
      @Sublime-fo6ug Před 3 lety +2

      Didnt think you would be here omg

    • @iguiste23
      @iguiste23 Před 3 lety +3

      I have missed Cassetteboys random videos. I still giggle at the one about the Queen and The Bloody Apprenctice. "Lets talk about pants man".

    • @haniali6754
      @haniali6754 Před 3 lety

      انا عامل قناة دينية متطورة اهتم بمحتوى القناة ❤️❤️وأقدم جديد باستمرار
      القى نظرة 😍😍
      ان اعجبتك استمر معنا 😍..

  • @phubblewubbphubblewubb
    @phubblewubbphubblewubb Před 3 lety +68

    Ian Dury would be happy with this one I reckon. R.I.P Ian Dury

    • @armadillito
      @armadillito Před 3 lety

      I'd like it, were it not on 69 likes and apparently stable there

  • @Journey2TV
    @Journey2TV Před 3 lety +133

    Damn that last line hits hard

  • @danforbes3573
    @danforbes3573 Před 3 lety +107

    With the help of Cassetteboy, Boris Jonson is actually making sense,for once.

  • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
    @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Před 3 lety +218

    I'd find it even funnier if it wasn't so depressingly accurate lol.

    • @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689
      @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 Před 3 lety +13

      Politics has killed satire by surpassing it.

    • @haniali6754
      @haniali6754 Před 3 lety

      انا عامل قناة دينية متطورة اهتم بمحتوى القناة ❤️❤️وأقدم جديد باستمرار
      القى نظرة 😍😍
      ان اعجبتك استمر معنا 😍..

  • @scarlett1639
    @scarlett1639 Před 3 lety +67

    The only part i understand of our plan
    Is to wash our hands
    Of all responsibilities
    Like we did with exams

  • @439bananas
    @439bananas Před 3 lety +32

    I hope that Ian Dury is looking down from heaven and smiling at this. Could not be a more ironic choice of music given that Ian Dury was partially paralysed in a poliomyletis epidemic.

  • @Nuxana12
    @Nuxana12 Před 3 lety +51

    The amount of time someone had to spend looking at borises face and editing together speeches surely has driven cassette boy insane.

  • @slopesgameroom
    @slopesgameroom Před 3 lety +419

    This was exactly what I needed!

  • @stripeertw
    @stripeertw Před 3 lety +14

    Who on earth would give this a thumbs down?!
    Pure genius!

    • @leggyemulous5335
      @leggyemulous5335 Před 3 lety +6

      Probably just Boris' children, at least the ones that know they are.

    • @chersnotdead5124
      @chersnotdead5124 Před 3 lety

      @@leggyemulous5335 the rest of his kids are homunculi at this point, and no longer possess thumbs

  • @GraemeRoberts
    @GraemeRoberts Před 3 lety +53

    "It's not my responsibility" is Boris in a nutshell.

  • @EportChris
    @EportChris Před 3 lety +8

    He steps out of the shadows with another zinger when we need it most 👍🏻🤣

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Před 3 lety +86

    Boris next job could be a singer, he just doesn't know it yet...

    • @amaya8227
      @amaya8227 Před 3 lety +8

      and also poor Fatima the ballerina who had to change her career to cyber security

    • @shanewhite4256
      @shanewhite4256 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

  • @ukecando
    @ukecando Před 3 lety +8

    Brilliant! "Test you slowly, charge you quick!"

  • @skycloud4802
    @skycloud4802 Před 3 lety +199

    Shame his voice isn't as seamless as David Cameron's. Those ones were pretty darn funny.

    • @inlinemediauk
      @inlinemediauk Před 3 lety +56

      Doesn't help that he talks like live subtitles.

    • @horseymad22
      @horseymad22 Před 3 lety

      @Clark Cooper no need to insult doctors 😂

  • @jamiethomas02
    @jamiethomas02 Před 3 lety +14

    🤣🤣🤣 a well needed distraction for sure.. love the "delay, delay, delay and pray!" 🤪 you definitely can't go wrong with a bit of cassetteboy.. good to see the master back in action! Thanks and keep it up!

  • @tallianb
    @tallianb Před 3 lety +29

    Yay! A new cassette boy on my birthday!

    • @RockDodger
      @RockDodger Před 3 lety +2

      Happy Birthday :)

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin Před 3 lety +8

      Mine too. You know it was thatchers as well don’t you. But she’s DEAD. Happy birthday. I’m 58. Ffs

    • @bravoalley228
      @bravoalley228 Před 3 lety +2

      Happy birthday

  • @brettcat2473
    @brettcat2473 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant! Thank you. Love and respect from Edinburgh 💚🤎💝💙❤️🧡🤍💖💜💛🖤🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @docgramps1
    @docgramps1 Před 3 lety +20

    Not much makes me smile this hard at this hour of the day. Shame it's so spot on, mind :)

  • @sammerspage
    @sammerspage Před 3 lety +139

    Instant classic - Cassetteboy is catchier than the virus 🙏

    • @johnsmith-nl3js
      @johnsmith-nl3js Před 3 lety +6

      everythings catchier than covid, most people have more chance of catching a unicorn than corona!

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 Před 3 lety +3

      @@johnsmith-nl3js spot on

    • @johnsmith-nl3js
      @johnsmith-nl3js Před 3 lety

      @@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 what deaths would they be then?

    • @Jamesquish
      @Jamesquish Před 3 lety

      @@johnsmith-nl3js not true, I've caught it and I've been incredibly careful, wearing masks and sanitising my hands constantly. unless you don't leave the house you will inevitably catch it too, the vaccine will be years away, everyone is going to get it.

    • @johnsmith-nl3js
      @johnsmith-nl3js Před 3 lety

      @@Jamesquish my cousin had it and was fine, a neigbour of mine had it and hes fine, i kind of ment catching it like the media portrays it, like its some kind of plauge, this is an example of survival of the fittest basically, every now and then the gene pool needs a little chlorine ; )

  • @lucasc5622
    @lucasc5622 Před 3 lety +3

    that last line hit hard

  • @user-zt9cz1li4x
    @user-zt9cz1li4x Před 3 lety +1

    That was bloody brilliant, thanks, we all need a bit of a laugh during this dictatorship.

  • @cb01ttr
    @cb01ttr Před 3 lety +1

    I think this is the most accurate representation of COVID so far!! Brilliant.

  • @MajoradeMayhem
    @MajoradeMayhem Před 3 lety +5

    This is an entirely accurate summary of the UK "government" right now.

  • @shinjinobrave
    @shinjinobrave Před 3 lety +94

    I miss Theresa May, she had much better flow and way more swag with her chunky necklaces!

    • @otacon4065
      @otacon4065 Před 3 lety +5

      she made Mr T envious!

    • @tarquinmcbeard
      @tarquinmcbeard Před 3 lety +5

      Not sure you can call it "flow" the way she old-person danced across that stage.

    • @RocketeerRaccoon
      @RocketeerRaccoon Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah, I miss her too and it's really sad that she got bullied out.

    • @pogigwapo5093
      @pogigwapo5093 Před 3 lety +13

      "I miss Theresa May" said no one ever

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 Před 3 lety +3

      @@pogigwapo5093 No one's saying she's the best PM ever but I'd take Theresa May over what we've got now any day, at least she seemed to have some kind of moral integrity

  • @ConstantThrowing
    @ConstantThrowing Před 3 lety +11

    Our own security services are selling our data to foreign government and to private companies with ties to foreign governments.
    This isn't a partisan issue.

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner Před 3 lety +1

    Always a pleasure. Thank you for this.

  • @RetroSegaDev
    @RetroSegaDev Před 3 lety +29

    More honest than any of the speeches he's actually given...

  • @Name-iq8te
    @Name-iq8te Před 3 lety +4

    The king has returned.

  • @irishroverandthecrew
    @irishroverandthecrew Před 3 lety +2

    Love it ! Time to rise everyone, 2021, freedom !

  • @yf1001
    @yf1001 Před 3 lety +2

    Almost broke my finger with the speed I clicked on this when I got the notification.

  • @AnonymousCaveman
    @AnonymousCaveman Před 3 lety +8

    Long awaited! Hilarious and great as always.

  • @CountScarlioni
    @CountScarlioni Před 3 lety +1

    Cassetteboy is excellent as always! Delivering devastating satire and being clever as hell whilst doing it!
    You're doing the lord's work my son!!

  • @PeteBish
    @PeteBish Před 3 lety +49

    Claim your “here before a million views” ticket here

  • @Stefing
    @Stefing Před 3 lety +16

    The only way you'll ever get anything like the truth out of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson...

  • @clavius8182
    @clavius8182 Před 3 lety +51

    from now on the only news source i trust is Cassetteboy.

  • @fabioscouto
    @fabioscouto Před 3 lety +14

    You did him a favour. It sounds like he can actually talk.

  • @nunyabeeswax7111
    @nunyabeeswax7111 Před 3 lety +10

    at least cassetteboy never fails us!

  • @UTubeLurker01
    @UTubeLurker01 Před 3 lety

    I have yearned for this so long! Excellent!

  • @PixelStacker
    @PixelStacker Před 3 lety +3

    When we needed him the most, the king returned. surely!

  • @justbelieve4258
    @justbelieve4258 Před 3 lety +3

    This is all very true. Boris has waffled his way through this pandemic so far

  • @samsmette8043
    @samsmette8043 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve been waiting for this for so long!

  • @1974Slipper
    @1974Slipper Před 3 lety +1

    Fabstastic! Classy as! Great work. 🤣

  • @spin564
    @spin564 Před 3 lety

    Oh my! Genius work, thanks for posting!

  • @Screwpaulrose
    @Screwpaulrose Před 3 lety +1

    Omg wow! Brilliant work, thanks for sharing.

  • @Katy-sh3ru
    @Katy-sh3ru Před 3 lety +5

    Spot on. In the most horrendous way 😭

  • @jimrobin
    @jimrobin Před 3 lety

    Absolutely brilliant! There must be so much work goes into making this video! Thanks for the laugh - much appreciated! 👍

  • @ejazkhan930
    @ejazkhan930 Před 3 lety +3

    I knew you’d be back when the world needed you.

  • @midnightcassette2433
    @midnightcassette2433 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolute genius at work here!

  • @JamesStorey09
    @JamesStorey09 Před 3 lety +1

    Yes mate!! Haven’t seen anything from you In years! Legend!!!

  • @henryroberts9036
    @henryroberts9036 Před 3 lety +3

    Possibly the best one yet. And that's saying something.

  • @Chaz.hands.
    @Chaz.hands. Před 3 lety

    Brilliant! Thanks for this.

  • @speleokeir
    @speleokeir Před 3 lety +15

    Never thought I'd hear de Piffle speak honestly until today.

  • @niamhha9014
    @niamhha9014 Před 3 lety +3

    “The only part of our plan I understand, is to wash our hands”.

  • @ianmurphy76
    @ianmurphy76 Před 3 lety

    About bloody time. We have been waiting.

  • @fictionalchannel
    @fictionalchannel Před 3 lety

    Love the use of "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" - been listening since Dead Horse/Mick's Tape thanks for still delivering all these years on.

  • @relwalretep
    @relwalretep Před 3 lety +6

    Amazingly, was looking at your channel yesterday and think been a while since heard from you and wondering how you were doing . Excellently, it'd seem. Cheers!

  • @Mental_Fortitude
    @Mental_Fortitude Před 3 lety

    So much work to put this together! Props man.

  • @MrStarmix999
    @MrStarmix999 Před 3 lety

    Another fine piece of work there sir ! Absolutely killing it ! Good skills. I thank you. 👍

  • @TheAnikasis
    @TheAnikasis Před 3 lety

    This is awesome well done with the editing, superb!

  • @pinkunicorn8124
    @pinkunicorn8124 Před 3 lety

    Absolutely brilliant!!!! This guy is a genius!!!!

  • @davidevans3227
    @davidevans3227 Před 3 lety

    just come across cassetteboy.. wonderful, thankyou! 😀

  • @IAmMarwood
    @IAmMarwood Před 3 lety +4

    Makes up for not seeing you at Glasto this year. Top stuff as always.

  • @damonlord5964
    @damonlord5964 Před 3 lety

    The most accurate summation of the past few months

  • @jetpacjimmy
    @jetpacjimmy Před 3 lety +1

    I've been waiting for this!

  • @timothyclark9586
    @timothyclark9586 Před 3 lety

    Great to have you back!!!!

  • @KevWright
    @KevWright Před 3 lety

    I can only imagine how long this took you to make. You have the patience of a saint, well done. 👏👏👏

  • @KNIGH7
    @KNIGH7 Před 3 lety

    Nice to see you back to brighten our day doing what you do best.

  • @GeordiePrepper
    @GeordiePrepper Před 3 lety

    Brilliant, good to see you back :-)

  • @Schizopantheist
    @Schizopantheist Před 3 lety +2

    This is the most I've watched Boris Johnson since he was on Have I Got News For You.
    Clearly if he was always telling the truth in the form of song I'd watch him more.

  • @fermentedtruths
    @fermentedtruths Před 3 lety

    Thank you, Cassetteboy! You never fail to come up with the goodies :)

  • @chrisspencer6502
    @chrisspencer6502 Před 3 lety

    Been a long time waiting for this one

  • @Koalatronic
    @Koalatronic Před 3 lety

    Yessss. Been waiting for this!

  • @samdavepollard
    @samdavepollard Před 3 lety

    Excellent, as always.

  • @lifterfrog1777
    @lifterfrog1777 Před 3 lety +1

    Amazing, hit me with your rhythm stick is an epic song perfect to parody with this

  • @Hex-Trinity
    @Hex-Trinity Před 3 lety +1

    I clicked so fast when I saw this :D it was awesome!

  • @James2005Parkes
    @James2005Parkes Před 3 lety +6

    This may be the clearest thing he’s ever said!

  • @adamkhan5274
    @adamkhan5274 Před 3 lety

    Been a while. Good to get you back.

  • @mrsolodolo5770
    @mrsolodolo5770 Před 3 lety

    Best one you've ever done

  • @carlwitt7950
    @carlwitt7950 Před 3 lety +15

    I don't care what your politics are, or what side of the pond you may live... this is absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @zackpenhaligon9904
      @zackpenhaligon9904 Před 3 lety +4

      I agree 100%. Don't matter if you're left, right, Brexiteer or remainer, we can definately agree that this is funny, and at least half true!

  • @neilurwin9670
    @neilurwin9670 Před 2 lety

    Another Phenomenal Video All The Best To You.

  • @Nexus42
    @Nexus42 Před 3 lety

    Fantastic work as usual.

  • @charlielynes
    @charlielynes Před 3 lety +1

    Welcome back... The truth is always in comedy.

  • @MrJules1977
    @MrJules1977 Před 3 lety

    That was brilliant, top man.

  • @Britalex
    @Britalex Před 3 lety +1

    LOVE IT. Thank you cassetteboy!

  • @alsner73
    @alsner73 Před 3 lety

    It's a good day when Cassetteboy posts a new video. Welcome back!

  • @AuntieWelly
    @AuntieWelly Před 3 lety

    I've been waiting for you!

  • @jaymac1694
    @jaymac1694 Před 3 lety

    You sir... have a talent‼️👏👏👏

  • @Godlike-87
    @Godlike-87 Před 3 lety

    Another Masterpiece *chefs kiss*

  • @damianeadie510
    @damianeadie510 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant as always :-)

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple Před 3 lety

    Nice to see you back again, great stuff.

  • @williammclauchlan2610
    @williammclauchlan2610 Před 3 lety +1

    Utterly brilliant.

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan Před 3 lety

    On average, one video per year ........ SO worth the wait !

  • @zedman1
    @zedman1 Před 3 lety

    A thing of beauty. Thank you.

  • @cervelo9465
    @cervelo9465 Před 3 lety

    Thanks, great video,its worth more views, yes