THE KILLING TREE - The Dumbest Christmas Horror Movie in Existence
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The tree sounds like William Afton if he got stuck in a Tree instead of a springlock suit
This comment has no right to be as funny as it is
I thought I was the only one
Spring tree when
So I'm not the only one who hears it.
Lol a mix of Fnaf and Doctor Who.
This entire movie is literally an episode of Doctor Who
agreed
"I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!"
I’ve never watched doctor who so i just gotta believe an episode of Doctor Who is just like a movie about a killer Christmas tree
@@RedpandaBox111Doctor Who is the definition of if you think about it for five seconds we will create it lol
Actually no. It's just one gag made into a movie. 😆
during the "forest scene" the filmmakers had the opportunity to make a genuinely good scene where the tree took off his lights, and we later saw the girl walking through the forest, and right when she thought she lost him the tree behind her in the background reached forward and lunged at her. that would have been genuinely scary and well put together scene
Nothing about this movie is well put together
Dude. The Voice of the tree Is awesome 😂
i saw this comment before watching the video and i dont know what i was expecting but that guttural "WHAT THE FUCCCKK" was more than enough and i do agree that the voice of the tree is awesome
I could honestly take this idea and make it a way better movie with the right people.
IKR lmao, sounds like a regular British guy😂😂
Can't wait for this to get taken down too
😭
Just like a Christmas tree
@@ElvistheAlien ohh it's gonna happen, I can feel it 😂
yep. this is going to be reuploaded, watch
In before the reup!
I watched this movie when I was high asf and it was so hilarious watching the dude in the tree suit walk around
LMAO i watched this review high AF. Now i need to see the movie!
@@jayday825 Smoke some kush and enjoy and enjoy the what the fuckery of this movie
@@alycefrench5753 sounds like you were high when you were writing that comment as well💀
Maybe I was nerd 🤔, j/k Merry Christmas to you and your family 😊
@@laralawa5038 why high
I like how when you brought up the serial killers' names as The Christmas Slayers, you went for it being similar to their last name, Slater, while I went for a Christmas reference, Sleigher.
We will never know which of us was right now.
oh i was just thinking sleigh-ter
Prolly both
3:03 this is the most realistic and hilarious scene in the whole movie I was laughing for 8 minutes
Final edit: this is the most hilarious movie I’ve ever seen
I mean if I was resurrected as a walking talking Christmas tree I would say the same thing.
Your right
Thank you my honest friend
Elvis's wife looked like she was absolutely suffering watching the movie. I'd need more than a few bowls to watch and review it
lmao agreed. some movies are “so bad they’re good” and this one just looks “so bad if you watch it sober it’ll ruin your evening”
My former roommate & I would watch a couple horrid B movies about once a month. They are hilariously bad, but quite insufferable if not lifted to the max.
Yea I noticed that too. Elvis was having a great time and she looked like she wished she were anywhere else.
She looked high af
This movie was so epic. When the tree said "It's treein' time" I was amazed
Out of all the movies about killer christmas trees this surely one of them.
branching time would be funnier but you do you 😒🤣
@@lola-to9om not funny
this tree is *fucked up* bruh
I loved it when the tree started treein' all over his victims
One of my favorite things in your videos are your wife’s puzzled expressions when you’re watching whatever movie it is. 🤣🤣
Merry Christmas!! 🎄
her face the entire movie, probably: ಠ_ಠ
As a Jew, the use of the star of David in the back-from-the-dead ritual is absolutely hilarious to me 🤣
Hexagram and Septagram pop up alot in Old medieval Grimoires influenced heavily by judaistic mysticism, Qabbalah and a good dash of dark age imagination. I think they were aiming for a Seal of Solomon, albeit done so far off lol
@@SombreroPharoah god I love the connections
I almost shit my pants laughing at it
As a David. I approve.
I'm not Jewish, but it was also hilarious to me that this movie just unintentionally implied that the Jewish summon demons.
Gotta love bad Christmas movies. I love how your wife is in the videos now btw! Its so fun to have another reaction!
Same it's fun seeing them together
@@mickeymouse7726 it would be fun if they not 🎄😈
What reaction, she looks like she doesn't wanna be there the entire time 🤣🤣
@@dagg497 You expect her to be doing backflips or some shit? They're watching a movie...
@@omegashinra7672 Touch grass slugger
I can’t believe they didn’t have the woods chase scene lead to her stumbling upon a CHRISTMAS TREE FARM where the killer is hiding! Like COME ON!
I found the one plot hole in this film: when the old lady created the killer tree, she just took him out of the box. She didn't decorate him. Where did he get the lights and the tinsel? Did he break into a Walmart and decorate himself? Yeah, I definitely think this may not have been real.
Amazon. It was Amazon as he guilt tripped the Amazon workers talking bout racism and then killing the amazing worker.
The Christmas tree: Why you question me? Is it because I’m green?
The "think this may not have been real" is killing me
must of been the magic of christmas.
There are fake trees like this that come with lights
The friend's costume is actually a Christmas cracker, they're a festive tradition here in the UK. They're basically little paper tubes that you pull with the person sat next to you during Christmas dinner until it splits apart. They go off with a bang and then you get a prize inside, usually a dumb small toy, a bad joke to read out, and a paper crown to wear. That's why the tree pulls her in half - it's just a stupid visual gag.
Oh my god I didn’t know that crackers were just a UK thing, I genuinely thought that they had them in the US too…i’ve been living a cracker-y lie.
@@dead-ringer We've got them in Canada too but we hide them from Americans because they'd probably try to kill things with them
@@dead-ringer I don't use them, but even I knew they existed.
@@dead-ringer It's a EU thing, not UK exclusive. We usually put them on the Christmas tree and kids pick them from there.
Got them down here in AUS 🇦🇺
too 🥳🎉😊
I ate this movie while watching breakfast
Sope
Yo wha-
@@mahtabforoughipour8144 probably drugs
@@mahtabforoughipour8144 tasted like a fever dream
How did the movie taste?
I have a fake Christmas tree that is a torture device. Bought it from a random site this year. When I opened it I managed to cut both my hands( deep cuts). The wires of the tree are 0,5 cm thick, they aren't covered in any protection. Worst of all their edges are sharp as knives. If a poor animal was to fall into this tree of mine it would end up impaled. So....there you have it. Tortures Christmas trees are real🤷🏻♀️
Happy Holidays Elvis ! And Happy Holidays to all of you !🎄🎄🎄
WHY DID YOU BUY IT
@@lordmuffintop Seriously we need more details!
@@lordmuffintop to torture the children in their basement ofc
I need a christmas tree like this in my life
why is this a thing...... just why....
"hello police, there's a fucking Christmas tree that just killed some people"
That's why if you're ever in an unbelievable situation, you lie and say it's a man, just so you can get some cops to come. Show them the dead bodies then you can tell them the truth. Hopefully they don't assume you're nuts and the killer must be you.
This is like someone who's never actually seen a Christmas tree, being told to write a movie about a killer Christmas tree. At least when M. Night Shyamalan makes a movie about killer plants, I trust that he understands, like, the physical properties of plants.
2:41 A Christmas Tree can never be scary
Until this movie 😱😱
Nah I used to be terrified of Christmas trees when I was about three 💀
@@Icouldcarelessabouthandles lmao
@@Icouldcarelessabouthandles The three year olds will surely appreciate this movie.
Oh, really? Try typing the words "Do you like my decorations" into your YT-search-engine then.
Blood and Honey is getting theatrically released too, all the theaters around my house are gonna show it
that gonna be epic i hope the movie is good
oh my god i thought that movie was a joke. it’s actually real?
@@dead-ringer yea and for some reason, smaller studios have been more willing to release c-tier movies in a decent amount of theaters lately, such as the mean one
Jesus Christ
"I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree"
-Jackie Tyler 2005
“People are being massacred right now by this really weird tree” not a sentence I thought I’d ever hear😂😂😂
Well normal trees just tend to maim people
Honestly, a serial killer obsessed with "the true meaning of Christmas" is the most believable premise for a horror movie I've ever heard... why did they make him a tree...?
"Is it a Christmas or Halloween movie"
Yes and yesn't
I can't get over the scene of the tree jumping off the castle roof. I don't expect much from a movie called The Killing Tree, but the way it's animated looks like someone just click and dragged it, but were ordered to keep it on screen. It's hilarious.
I was about to watch your new Nick Cage video, but now I find out it was taken down.
I was literally just thinking 'there’s got to be a movie about a killer Christmas tree right?' And lo and behold, here it is. It’s a Christmas Miracle
Imagine if there a killer dildo.
@@adrianmayas8566 then that’d be a hard way for someone to go
@@jacobw618 Yeah, it would be a HARD way to go.
the star of David at the start was probably meant to be a seal of Solomon which Solomon was said to use to control demons, djins and spirits.
I learned something today lol
Imagine your crazy wife brings you back from the dead and reincarnations you into a tree. at least with Chucky he looked like a human and had human abilities and not crappy tree limbs lmao
I love how Elvis' wife is completely confused and discombobulated the entire movie
Elvis here is deepening his marriage beyond many happy couples.
If Sarah ever feels doubt in her marriage she has to remember what pains she's been through with her husband. A killer Christmas tree movie is a sign of a lasting marriage imo.
I love you both, guys.
Why would she feel doubt in her marriage?
@@declanp1 ikr
The Nic Cage video is gone, sad
No way this wasn't meant as a horror comedy!
I seriously want to meet the guy who played the tree.
Doctor Who already did this… TWICE! (They killed in different ways, and technically the second time it was the ornaments, but still!)
My favorite part is when the Tree approached the male victim and said "its Christmas time!" and spread cheer and goodwill
The most preposterous thing for me from all the Insanity this movie has is how it was always with the lights on. Where the hell did it get the electricity for that?
I guess Satan just pays for the electric bill
This movie looks like if a dollar store made an "original movie"
Movie:is supposed to be scary
This guy during the whole movie:XD
Oh my god, when the Christmas trees leapt like 40 feet into the air and started fighting each other and flying around was SO damn funny.
20:02 oh my gWahD IsS thaEt A ShHinY SoDuWudoO?!?!?!??!?!?
Sounds like a good movie to watch when you want to have a laugh. Also the guy who plays the evil murder tree, he sounds like he's living his best life, good for him. It's so funny
11:06 I think she’s actually dressed up as a Christmas cracker - from what I understand Americans don’t have them though so I don’t blame you for not knowing, they’re a very common sight at Christmas in the uk, most people get them.
19:11 "No you won't be sawing off shit with those branches, because your branches are faker than Kim Kardashian's ass".
Fucking savage.
I'm going to write a whole script that is centered around a Christmas tree becoming a professional race car driver and it's gonna be a feel good family movie.
go all out, like silly man, like have a goblin sit in a bar right next to steven hawinking.
The amount of times I've seen people think a Star of David is a pentagram is hilarious.
First video I've seen of yours. You had me at "branch out".
Just the fact that Elvis forgot Australia exists and that it would be summer time in December for them is killing me 😭
I was watching the Nic cage terrible movies video that came out today and it got private within first 5 minutes..
Saaaame
An Elvis video made it a whole hour without getting taken down! That has got to be new record or something.
Ah yes my favorite Holiday film; Chucky but with a Christmas tree instead of a doll
10:58 Careful there, some young and aspiring director watching this is going to take this to their heart and make a real big budget movie for the sole intention to somehow have a scene with a christmas tree driving a car.
As a brit can confirm this is in the UK, the christmas tree box has the home base logo. Also were are the chavs in this movie, love to see some representation
Would love your thoughts on "Yule Log," a horror movie disguised as a fireplace ambiance vid. It's about a... killer log. HBO Max has it
The fact that the strings and boots and stuff are clearly visible at length SEVERAL times and yet not once during the editing process did ANY of the 7 insecure alcoholic hedgehogs who just arrived on planet Earth who wrote this movie notice and fix it?
There was one of those theme restaurants in Tokyo... demonic manic pixie girl themed, of course... and they ALSO used a Star of David rather than a pentagram for their demonic pizza topping sauce drizzle...
Solomons seal. Medieval Grimoires used the Hexagram alot. They dragged alot from judaistic mysticism. So it's not super far off, but even for the influence (most based on the Key of Solomon I believe)... They even did that injustice
19:12 To be fair, bark scraping back and forth against your skin would probably hurt (Saw through bone? No. Hurt? Yes)
There is a short film from 2008 called Treevenge that is loads better in terms of quality
you know it's gonna be a good movie when they can't even choose a name
why is this reminding me a bit of chucky but as a Christmas tree and low budget. 1. serial killer made into something else via voodoo or a ritual, 2. wife who helps him, 2. the serial killer even has similar hair
With the Grinch horror movie coming out; there needs to be a crossover between the Grinch and the demonic Christmas tree. Or at least someone make a Christmas Mortal Kombat knock-off videogame.
IKR
Man those fake Christmas tree are very sharp my arms were full of scratches when I put it up as a kid
You know this is funny because it just reminded me of Christmas Massacre a bit.
I watched this movie alone..I was self medicating at the time..I woke in the morning my Christmas tree and all the gift's were strewn across my yard...Go figure..
I love how for the tree instead of a evil,chilling voice it's just a bloke
Just watch a Doctor Who christmas special of the 10th doctor, there will be at least
one form of killer christmas tree or dangerous christmas ornament.
I do have to say the shots and the overall look of the movie is pretty good. watching the movie without sound is fun and makes the movie better💀
Keep up the amazing content! Love your horror movie reviews ❤
3:10 fun fact: Christmas trees aren’t modeled after actual pines
I feel like the guy who played the killer tree had the time of his life "playing" that character
Elvis, you should review a movie called "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats". Yes, that's the name of the movie.
Lol seen that in a goremag in like 2002 haven't heard of it since I tried watching it its pretty boring much better out there to review
@@brandonbedard916 fanboyflicks covered that already 😂
@@fermentedpenny5264 I didn't bring it up
wait until you see killer sofa and the refrigerator
Can you pretty please review the m.night shyamalan trilogy? (Unbreakable-Split-Glass)
Yes please
Also review Ang Lee's Hulk
I hope if he does he talks about how insanely terrible split is for perpetuating really *really* harmful stereotypes
I'm pretty sure he at least watched Unbreakable, but I would honestly love a retrospective on it. One of my fav superhero subversion stories of all time
@@skylarkblue1 How so ?
Really hoping there is a clip of Jackie Tyler from doctor who saying “I’m ganna be killed by a Christmas tree!”
The name of the movie immediately reminded me about the robot chicken skit with the great pumpkin from Charlie brown going around killing the other characters.
This story may genuinely seem scary if this was made in either the 1950’s or the 1960’s.
Fodder for the Trees sounds like a Christmas rock band.
I love how im watching this at a Christmas party I got dragged too
That's the Seal of Solomon its in a circle and has candles where the dots should be so its not the star of david, its supposed to give you command over supernatural stuff.
Things that every christmas movie is missing.
.People skinny dipping in the middle of december
.A dude being turned into a pine tree
.A christmas tree driving a car.
,Two trees duking it out
When the woman is performing the ritual to unite the soul with the tree, it looks like a scene from the Exorcist.
Christmas is supposed to be the best time of the year and my favorite but today I’m feeling especially depressed. Thank you for the content always. It really helps me keep going. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone. This life is important
this movie is a perfect example of "just because you can, dont mean you should" and "just because you have an idea, does not mean its a good idea"
at least there is times where it seems like they know the movie is terrible and just rolls with it.
10:50 "This is the first and last movie I'll ever seen a Christmas tree drive a car."
Currently searching for a movie where a Christmas tree drives a car. Contingency plan, write a movie where at some point a Christmas Tree drives a car.
1) I had never heard of "The Killing Tree" until now. It looked... *interesting* to say the least! 😅
2) Merry Christmas! 🎄
Who knew a Christmas tree could be this scary
I'm never buying one ever again
I remember when you only had 40 subs on the gaming channel, been here for a while can't believe you've grown so much. The old setup in the small room with all the knickknacks on the shelf is nostalgic asf. I remember asking for a collab and you actually responded to me lmao, this was back in 2015 or 16 hard to remember
I first knew him when he had beef with leafy😂
i love how this horror movie is the first video topic after Cosmic Horror
11:05 she’s actually a Christmas cracker, idk if you have them in America but they’re basically these twists made of pretty paper with a joke/trivia card, a paper hat and a toy/puzzle inside, and you pull them during Christmas dinner
I mean if you think about it, a Star of David around a Christmas tree is kinda sacrilegious lol
A hexagram isn't always necessarily a Star of David, and it looks like they just used a hexagram instead of a pentagram because it fit the tree better or something. We all know if Hanukkah Power and Christmas Magic were combined it would be a force for good. Maybe an infinitely renewable source of energy. You know, like a candle that never goes out, like a gift that keeps on giving!
4:18 Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Ooh
Oh, oh, baby
A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover, but you tore me apart
Oh, oh now I've found a real love
You'll never fool me again
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special, special
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Special
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you mine)
A man under cover but you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special
Special
So long🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dialogue is making me scream 😂
Dying over the fact that there was a person inside the tree walking around for the shots in the forest
Your wife(?)'s face at 0:14 is such a mood sometimes, that's an iconic face tbh. I think I made that face when your Cosmic Horror video hit my inbox for the third time and I immediately knew shit must be going down between you and this accused website
Your wife is so much a keeper watching this movie with you. She's always puzzled on wtf is happening, i love that, it's so funny. You guys are awesome! Merry Christmas!
a demon killer Christmas tree that's constantly swearing it's non-existent head off is a weird slasher villain. But it would be a sick-ass comic book villain.
I feel like this is one of those movies that could have been really good if they just embraced how silly the idea was and had fun with it
Another banger. Side note, you and your girl just chillin and sitting on the couch watching crappy movies is adorable.
I love all the memes in this, that paired with your and original reactions with your wife and commentary are all so hilarious, it’s not common that I find a new reaction CZcamsr that I wanna watch more of but you’re definitely one!
That the glowing tree at the end wasn't the mother of the killer tree was a missed opportunity but then you wouldn't have gotten that awesome bossfight.
wheres the 3 Nicolas Cage movie vid :(