SleepyCast - Zach's Hospital Story

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    Jeff takes Zach to the hospital after being sick for about four days.
    In this episode have Neil (Niall), Zook (Zach), Crab (Chris), and Joob (Jeff).
    Audio is from SleepyCast Episode 13.
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  • @stutzinator8813
    @stutzinator8813 Před 5 lety +4860

    Zach sounds like a giant nose with feet

  • @cam4617
    @cam4617 Před 5 lety +2873

    "i held it up like isis holds a severed head"

    • @tahbaked7790
      @tahbaked7790 Před 4 lety +159

      "It was my dominance. It was me Alpha maling them."

    • @lerlmibea4792
      @lerlmibea4792 Před 2 lety +39

      he kept tryin to say something funny and they kept talkin over him. poor fella

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 Před 2 lety +31

      “Look what baby boy did!”

    • @azmanabdula
      @azmanabdula Před 2 lety

      I think he said executioner

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 Před rokem +3

      He really wanted to tell that joke, he kept repeating the opening to it while the others were talking.

  • @f3rbus
    @f3rbus Před 7 lety +3872

    is it just me or is the story like 10x funnier because of zach's voice

    • @VeinyWombat
      @VeinyWombat Před 6 lety +271

      To me, half of the comedy of most of Zack's stories seems to come from his voice

    • @doopydoopz1737
      @doopydoopz1737 Před 5 lety +32

      Honestly yeah, his voice makes the most of it

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus Před 5 lety +158

      @@doopydoopz1737 Zach's scream is one of the America's national treasures. Should be put on a modern revision of the golden record.

    • @doopydoopz1737
      @doopydoopz1737 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Speedojesus I agree completely

    • @masonmatt2145
      @masonmatt2145 Před 5 lety +3

      I might just not know something said on the shoe or someone else, but what's up with his voice? It sounds a little nasally

  • @zachbriggs3193
    @zachbriggs3193 Před rokem +187

    Zach shitting his pants and trying to spin it as Alpha-Maling them had me crying tears of laughter.

  • @ethanmiller1808
    @ethanmiller1808 Před 2 lety +494

    Zach describing the animals on the walls and then saying that they're there for "kids to look at while they die" legitimately made me fucking scream with laughter.

  • @YurrWhat
    @YurrWhat Před 3 lety +1093

    I like how Niall says his family only goes to the hospital if its a real emergency but he had an organ removed cause he faked a stomach ache lmao

    • @KemonoKonpeito
      @KemonoKonpeito Před 2 lety +16

      Did they tell that story? I'm really curious now because I haven't heard that before.

    • @YurrWhat
      @YurrWhat Před 2 lety +74

      @@KemonoKonpeito ep13. of sleepycast at 24:48, niall tell his story of his appendix getting removed lol on the clip here, he says something about not going to he hospital at 6:50

    • @KemonoKonpeito
      @KemonoKonpeito Před 2 lety +5

      @@YurrWhat Thanks!

    • @teh_bss_
      @teh_bss_ Před 2 lety +10

      replace 'but' with 'because' make more sense tell a story make me giggle into my cupped hands

    • @rando4211
      @rando4211 Před 2 lety

      @@YurrWhat w

  • @Stoooopid
    @Stoooopid Před rokem +187

    "I took the gamble... I got snake eyes my friend." Is a quote that forever lives with me because of how true it is. We all have a fart that's a gamble, and every now and then we roll snake eyes.

  • @TROPHYEARNER
    @TROPHYEARNER Před 8 lety +1400

    Jeff's laughter when he and Zach talked about how they tricked Niall into believing Zach died is the most contagious laughter from any podcast so far.

  • @breathminttea2447
    @breathminttea2447 Před 5 lety +1312

    “I broke both of my fingers”
    Does he only have 2 fingers?

  • @folio7146
    @folio7146 Před 5 lety +754

    This entire story feels like a weird fever dream from a Kubrick movie

    • @mrlevinielsen
      @mrlevinielsen Před 4 lety +31

      yeah i can picture this with like super symmetrical, organized kubrick cinematography

    • @canmart6102
      @canmart6102 Před 3 lety +5

      they literally said that

  • @sillycookie
    @sillycookie Před 2 lety +233

    The fact that these men are somehow all still alive is an absolute miracle

    • @davedavington6525
      @davedavington6525 Před rokem +34

      Zach just died...

    • @iHawke
      @iHawke Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@davedavington6525 my son,my son. my boy is dead

  • @SundaySmiles1
    @SundaySmiles1 Před 7 lety +557

    Lost it at "Did the nurse take your ass pressure?"

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 Před 7 lety +1503

    once i farted and it was pure water

    • @rodneyhollyard5927
      @rodneyhollyard5927 Před 6 lety +37

      Goyly Dan the more you know

    • @rump438
      @rump438 Před 6 lety +309

      Goyly Dan I once had a cat named tiger who never didn't have diarrhea, he wasn't that old when his owner (who lived with us) moved out. The last memory of him I have was we were playing Halo 2 split screen, and I happened to lock eyes with him while he was shitting a stream of clear liquid. The cat pissed from it's ass. And I can't ever forget it.

    • @cracklasco
      @cracklasco Před 6 lety +2

      Me too

    • @dimitrijeradulovic3099
      @dimitrijeradulovic3099 Před 5 lety +23

      christian velasco i shit blood daily,get on my level

    • @SirDiamondNips
      @SirDiamondNips Před 5 lety +66

      I assure you the liquid that came out your ass... was indeed not pure...

  • @zamb4010
    @zamb4010 Před 4 lety +203

    "It was black like tar" boi was bleeding internally, always scary

  • @DJPonychan18
    @DJPonychan18 Před 4 lety +241

    16:38 “this is where kids go to die” and they see a blue giraffe and regular colored monkeys and Zach yelling at the monkeys.

  • @blitzblyat3441
    @blitzblyat3441 Před 5 lety +399

    "I held it up like ISIS holding a severed head."

  • @emma-rz7mf
    @emma-rz7mf Před 7 lety +853

    this could be an episode of always sunny

    • @Catgirl_Online
      @Catgirl_Online Před 6 lety +89

      Lars Of The Stars "Zach Shits Blood"

    • @cheetoschrist5685
      @cheetoschrist5685 Před 5 lety +70

      This would make an amazing Charlie and Mac episode

    • @elgavgav
      @elgavgav Před 5 lety +2

      This would be an amazing FRIENDS episode

    • @vinnie3731
      @vinnie3731 Před 4 lety +30

      @@elgavgav no

    • @bfnvalley
      @bfnvalley Před 4 lety +45

      ElGavino “The one where Chandler fucking shits himself.”

  • @user-zs4rx4xv1x
    @user-zs4rx4xv1x Před 8 lety +790

    I was listening to this in a bus. I nearly died trying not to laugh loudly.

    • @1HiGuy
      @1HiGuy Před 6 lety +21

      Kanadyjska Wydra that happens to me far too many times

    • @nicholasmorgan7609
      @nicholasmorgan7609 Před 5 lety +48

      Always fun when people look at you like you're a fucking psycho for laughing while you listen to podcasts

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 Před 5 lety +8

      I know your pain.

  • @phurry6773
    @phurry6773 Před 4 lety +203

    The most wacky part about this is that I was BORN at that hospital

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e Před 6 lety +733

    "Who's in this podcast?"
    "Uh... Niel, Zuocke, Crab, and Joubb."
    What is this, OneyPlays?

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 3 lety +369

    " Unless you're dying. " Sounds like my parents. Ex-paramadics that told me " If you're not spurting bright red blood, you're fine. " I took that to heart and never told them about the fact I was getting weak, tasting blood constantly and feeling more and more like something was incredibly wrong during vacation. On our way home I didn't even have the strength to keep the act up anymore, to which they attributed to altitude sickness. ( Texans that visited Colorado. ) But we got home and I wake up Sunday for church... and as soon as I try to stand, I look down where my six pack usually is as I feel the worst pain in my life and my abs are basically gone and replaced with a big bloated malformation. My liver was about to explode it turned out.
    Turns out I had Acute Lymphatic Leukemia and should have had a heart attack three times over by then. I was fortunate to be alive.

    • @MrKhaz101
      @MrKhaz101 Před 3 lety +57

      Yeah I understand there’s different parenting philosophies, but doctors are kind of a staple of modern life

    • @primitivechef8009
      @primitivechef8009 Před 2 lety +36

      Imagine having a cool ass liver like that 🥂

    • @Wanup_Vodka
      @Wanup_Vodka Před 2 lety +90

      @@primitivechef8009 casually mentioning his six pack

    • @Brakvash
      @Brakvash Před 2 lety +5

      I PRESENT TO YOU: THE UNITED STATES

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience Před 2 lety +5

      @@Wanup_Vodka YEAH LOL

  • @DJ_NSG
    @DJ_NSG Před rokem +42

    "I held it up like ISIS holds up a severed head" is a criminally underrated quote

  • @plutonians5519
    @plutonians5519 Před 5 lety +312

    *I took the gamble*

    • @LLToons
      @LLToons Před 5 lety +45

      I rolled the snake eyes my friend

    • @jjayala5512
      @jjayala5512 Před 5 lety +10

      You've gone and busted my good man

    • @Lobsterbike
      @Lobsterbike Před 4 lety +7

      *I didn’t get snake eyes my friend.*

  • @ZyxthePest
    @ZyxthePest Před 4 lety +91

    Zach's anger at the blue giraffe is easily the cherry on top.

  • @redinkhearts
    @redinkhearts Před 4 lety +78

    I want all 23 minutes of this animated

  • @MrMighty115
    @MrMighty115 Před 5 lety +65

    "Where is Zach Hadel"
    "Th-that way sir"
    "Thank-..fuck you"

  • @beauc7992
    @beauc7992 Před 6 lety +171

    always sounds like he has two fingers up his nose and i love him for it.

    • @Jessafur
      @Jessafur Před 6 lety +56

      Two in his nose and one in his ass

    • @nothingforyouhere418
      @nothingforyouhere418 Před 5 lety +18

      Both of your comments made me laugh so fucking hard

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes Před 4 lety +22

      @@Jessafur he slides the finger in his ass up and down to change his voice pitch.

  • @h15541
    @h15541 Před 7 lety +405

    in the beginning zach sounded like a drum set during a solo

    • @h15541
      @h15541 Před 7 lety +39

      idk prolly had seizure but at least it had a nice beat

    • @kellyshea92
      @kellyshea92 Před 5 lety +18

      Lol i used the same profile picture when i got on MySpace in 2003. I feel kinda old now

    • @steelingcable6350
      @steelingcable6350 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kellyshea92 hha

  • @cartmansnipples
    @cartmansnipples Před 2 lety +258

    Only learning who Zack is after watching Smiling Friends has been absolutely amazing cause all I can picture in my mind is Charlie telling every one of these stories

    • @ozvok2279
      @ozvok2279 Před 2 lety +53

      this is what he went through after drinking mipps potion

    • @JohnniDaFreakk
      @JohnniDaFreakk Před 5 měsíci +3

      It's funny because I knew about Zach first so all I could think of was Zach as Charlie lmfao

    • @jackhames3874
      @jackhames3874 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I’ve known who Zach is for more than 12 years and I can only imagine finding Zach from Smiling Friends 😂😂😂 that must be insane

  • @xlaider
    @xlaider Před rokem +29

    I remember laughing like a fucking maniac when chris exclaimed "you wandered into a closed hospital?!" because we all have that one friend that triggers random ass events on daily basis

  • @justinvarinos396
    @justinvarinos396 Před 7 lety +839

    everyone has gambled with fart with a fart and lost

  • @QuantumPlaysOfficial
    @QuantumPlaysOfficial Před 4 lety +77

    This sounds like some kind of greentext story

  • @zzeroara9511
    @zzeroara9511 Před 5 lety +153

    this is LITERALLY the plot of a Sunny episode, and I need vinny vinesauce to see this.

  • @DrAnimePhD
    @DrAnimePhD Před 7 lety +307

    Thanks to Zach, I learned that farts are a gamble.

  • @dirtydan179
    @dirtydan179 Před 7 lety +248

    Chris: What would you make people do do at your few few?
    Zack: I'd poo poo

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 Před 2 lety +3

      I laughed harder than I should be willing to admit

  • @alfie5168
    @alfie5168 Před 7 lety +763

    Zac is dead

  • @brianwilkie5343
    @brianwilkie5343 Před 8 lety +195

    my dad survived a heart attack at Abington. Zachary was in good hands

    • @tiddieboi4296
      @tiddieboi4296 Před 7 lety +59

      that's not uncommon for even shitty hospitals. my grandpa had like 5 before he died

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou Před 3 lety +25

      @@tiddieboi4296 thats too bad, two more and the eighth one wouldve been free

  • @FredHerbert999
    @FredHerbert999 Před 2 lety +83

    Zach sounds like he has like 14 clogged noses. It makes everything he says 14x funnier

  • @arcticarduino
    @arcticarduino Před 7 měsíci +22

    "I was brought up not going to the doctor unless I was dying!" Says the man that got his appendix removed because he faked having a stomach ache to skip school lmfao

  • @WhoMightThis1Be
    @WhoMightThis1Be Před 6 lety +67

    Good question at the end, i once told my friend that if i die my last wish for him is to spit on my grave at the funeral and not telling anyone why.

  • @germpot
    @germpot Před 4 lety +544

    Was Zach poisoned by the same crazy Russian delivery guy that poisoned Chris, Ding-Dong, and Julian?

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 Před 6 měsíci +16

    The way Zach says "BLACK SHIT MEANS I'M BLEEDING ON THE INSIDES" makes me bust up laughing every time 💀

  • @Murrman117
    @Murrman117 Před 2 lety +29

    I can't believe "and hand it to me, so I can eat it" went right over everyone's heads

    • @UwU.dont.ask.
      @UwU.dont.ask. Před 2 lety

      What time?

    • @Murrman117
      @Murrman117 Před 2 lety

      @@UwU.dont.ask. I don't remember. I'll have to watch it again and mark it. Currently in the hospital myself rn, so nothing better to do

    • @Katamari98
      @Katamari98 Před rokem +2

      16:00

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 3 lety +113

    My parents, ex paramedics... They had to deal with a ton of nurses that overestimate their capability / station. One nurse nearly killed me because the chemotherapy I was on was leeching out all of my hydration, my heart rate was incredibly high and I was barely responding to stimulus, basically. Skin was slow to " snap back " and finally my Dad just shouts down the nurse whom didn't know he had medical expertise and tried lying to him, saying everything was fine and we needed to do our exam still. Needless to say he dragged me up to floor 5 and my doctor was fucking pissed at that nurse.

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 Před 2 lety

      That first sentence was confusing, I thought nurses were overestimating paramedics

    • @gringotroller
      @gringotroller Před 2 lety +7

      I seen in another post you had leukemia, how are you doing now?

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Před 8 dny +3

      @@gringotroller I'm alive. I didn't check CZcams a lot at the time because I was still kind of in a drugged haze / days ran together very often back then. Had to get off of the heavy painkillers and down to a more manageable dose, but I'm good.

    • @gringotroller
      @gringotroller Před 8 dny +1

      @@Khornecussion that’s good to hear, you might’ve heard this a lot but best wishes to you. I’ve had it for about 3 years. Sometimes I get tired of people asking about it and talk about something else. Part of me wishes I didn’t tell certain people cause they treat me so differently than they used to. And I know what you mean about the haziness of painkillers, sometimes I gotta lower my dose for a while as to not get too high tolerance, thankfully I don’t have an addictive disposition

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Před 3 dny +2

      @@gringotroller Yeah- that's why I kinda stopped mentioning it until I was closer to the end / late into maintenance chemo. I got really into the military veteran community and made a lot of friends there because they were about the only people that treated me the same other than making " Leukemia Skywalker " jokes. Lol. Wasn't really able to go outside much, but I made friends with a few ex-Marines and ax ex-Army small arms repairman and pretty much they were a good distraction. Might sound dumb, but MMOs like Warcraft? At least they're kind of an outlet to " Be someone you're not " - so to speak so you're not thinking about your sickness - and one benefit of being on all the painkillers is that.
      I thankfully am not easily addicted to stuff either and fairly rapidly dropped the painkillers, buuuuut when you're taking 120 mG of oxycodone a day, plus the occasional 10 mG for neuropathy pain, you end up reeeeeeal dazed.
      I hope you are doing well though. You're making smart moves by kind of lowering your dose occasionally to keep it as effective. I have to do that to this day. Just keep at that and you honestly shouldn't end up with a heavy dependency on it, hopefully!

  • @faluthin
    @faluthin Před 8 lety +139

    probably my favourite sleepycast bit of all time

  • @Puppy_Puppington
    @Puppy_Puppington Před 5 lety +125

    looks like psychic pebbles was dishin out bloody pebbles hahhaha

  • @DaArcaneNinja
    @DaArcaneNinja Před 4 lety +69

    This story always reminds me of the time I worked at home depot and shat on myself thinking it was a fart. It was the first time in my adult life I had to go to the bathroom and throw out my underwear. I blocked most of out of my memory and never told a soul.

  • @la_jefe9105
    @la_jefe9105 Před 3 lety +24

    Zach and genuine anger just don't mix lmao

  • @Monsieurlemon2
    @Monsieurlemon2 Před 5 lety +24

    I love the manic piano music quietly playing in the background

  • @tenebrismedia3318
    @tenebrismedia3318 Před rokem +10

    Zach has so many great one-liners in this video lol

  • @AfrewSpines
    @AfrewSpines Před 5 lety +32

    I’m glad Zach pointed out that every single fart feels like a risk.

  • @KhalidHussain-zv1bb
    @KhalidHussain-zv1bb Před 7 lety +90

    this is a hell of a story...

  • @envy6727
    @envy6727 Před 4 lety +26

    The background music when they are at the hospital is great sounds just like hospital music

  • @Blood_War07
    @Blood_War07 Před 5 lety +61

    Of course Zach's hospital story starts with him sharting his pants

  • @xXFangRideXx
    @xXFangRideXx Před 5 lety +80

    "Never gamble on a fart, because you never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to"
    ~Cr1tikal

  • @basstrammel1322
    @basstrammel1322 Před 4 lety +33

    I'm becoming a millionare just to pay Disney Studios to animate this story

  • @Y-two-K
    @Y-two-K Před 2 lety +13

    I like how Oney (oh wait i guess it's jeff?) always interjects with "you didn't finish your story" to make sure that the story doesn't get too sidetracked

  • @genesiscorrupted8111
    @genesiscorrupted8111 Před 4 lety +19

    "The Giraffe was blue. But the Monkey was the normal fucking color!" These are the things that would really bother you when your about to die.

  • @darnelwizrd4
    @darnelwizrd4 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Zach talking about shitting his pants with such dignity is so damn funny

  • @andremoreau8390
    @andremoreau8390 Před 3 lety +49

    The "have you ever thought about hurting other people or yourself" wasn't on the form. The nurse was just probing for a partner in crime.

  • @lizzieisbaked
    @lizzieisbaked Před 2 lety +14

    Zach is great at story telling. He really brings a tale to life.

  • @donnykhan9102
    @donnykhan9102 Před 6 lety +70

    It's a 10 act movie, lol

  • @Iciclefairy
    @Iciclefairy Před 7 lety +119

    Zach had a "shitty" experience

  • @MagusSenpai
    @MagusSenpai Před 2 lety +12

    Holy shit, these guys can't let each other talk

  • @theMimicsBox
    @theMimicsBox Před 6 lety +43

    I broke my nose and got a gash on the side of my face that left a scar right next to my eye a couple weeks ago, I passed out while I was out with friends and managed to skid four feet across pavement. It took them four hours to even get me scanned and two more to get my nose reset, then another hour to get my stitches in. They also never really checked for a concussion, heh.

  • @ericthesimian
    @ericthesimian Před 4 lety +12

    Having an extremely pained stomach whenever I eat something acidic or with dairy, I feel this story every other week

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před rokem +11

    16:00 "hey, if you need to shit, shit in this little plastic thing and give it to me so I can eat it" got a laugh outta me ngl

  • @hugmuun
    @hugmuun Před 5 lety +247

    I feel like this is a good time to tell this story one time when I was like 19 or 18 I forget but my doctor called me up he was this guy like barely in his 30s he was a massive weirdo but anyway I had gotten my physical for the year and a few days later he called me at work and said i had to come down later today so I said ok and went on with my day and went home to shower. And when I got there he said I have a testosterone defficency mind you I'm 6'3 and weigh 210 pounds so I gave him this confused ass look and he prescribed me these massive horse pills of testosterone like 300 mg and said I should regularly work out until that bottle of pills was empty mind you this bottle was as thick as a 2 liter and 10 inches tall and he charged me a suspiciously low amount so I listened figuring well he's the professional and a week later after I had been working out daily he called me up again and said to come down again during the weekend. I came in and it turns out he was a big fuckin gay and wanted to turn me into his personal beefcake so I left and never went to that doctor again I'm 24 now

    • @Peteaguy
      @Peteaguy Před 5 lety +98

      "Personal beefcake" Holy shit hahaha

    • @anthonyflores9098
      @anthonyflores9098 Před 5 lety +70

      Don't you hate it when that happens

    • @BushBumperBaker
      @BushBumperBaker Před 5 lety +53

      R/thistotallyhappened

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM Před 5 lety +40

      dude that shit happened to me like twice last year, so unconvenient smh

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 Před 4 lety +35

      IDK, it's a weird thing to lie about, so I'll believe it. I will say, any of my stories worth telling, are also legally incriminating and absurdly idiotic.

  • @AnimeT0getherEU
    @AnimeT0getherEU Před 5 lety +83

    There was like one of those group swings at our school. Some fat guy swinging just sat on my head out of nowhere and i heard my neck cracking like a water bottle and just ended up stuck looking upwards into the sky. My principal called my mom and she just drove me to the hospital on a bike. Had to wait hours on the waiting room while looking at the ceiling.
    Some nurse came in and asked what the problem is. Had a week of no school tho.

  • @goofyahhuncleproductions42069

    Everything about this is funny, the music, the conversation, Zach's voice, and the colourful usage of words.

  • @erukananase2882
    @erukananase2882 Před 4 lety +14

    The box of tissues part really hit home for me

  • @CheebscastCheebs
    @CheebscastCheebs Před 6 lety +55

    Is this the plot of the next episode of Hellbenders?

  • @Schticky
    @Schticky Před 3 lety +18

    ~Zach hospital story~
    Oh boy I wonder what happened to Zach
    “Well you are shitting blood.”
    Ah

  • @jimjames3402
    @jimjames3402 Před 3 lety +13

    I love the reasoning why Zach held his shitty drawers in the air

  • @23madberty
    @23madberty Před 7 lety +167

    Back when I was 13 and lived in this shitty ass (basically fucking 3rd world) country, I was having stomach pains for a few days but I sorta ignored them. The pains started becoming more severe and they were narrowing down to my lower right abdomen so I figured I'd just go to the hospital if it gets much worse. So at 2AM I'm up playing videogames while my parents are out at a wedding or some shit, and the pains are so bad I have to put down the game. I search it up and find out wtf an appendix is and I start to panic a bit because my parents weren't answering the phone at this point. Had to call another family member and eventually my parents answer and they all drive me to the hospital. All the lights are off and we can't find a single person in any section of this hospital until finally there's this chick at reception. She gives us directions and I have to walk all the way there in my painful state. The fucking doctors were sleeping on the machines, and when we told them what was up they were basically like "yeah that machines are fucked I dunno". Then we drive around for an hour trying to find a private hospital that's open, but no luck until this one guy outside tells us of when that's essentially in another city. Thankfully when we get there my appendix hasn't burst yet and it was a bomb ass hospital and everything was cool from there on in. Still pisses me off that the actual public hospital owned by the government is such a piece of shit. If you decide you're dying past a certain hour you're fucked.

  • @totalcarb39g
    @totalcarb39g Před 7 lety +37

    ER can be a bitch I know, couple years back me and my parents were playing cards when my Dad started having a major heart attack. So we packed him in the truck and hauled ass through red lights to the ER. En route, he had a massive groan and lifted from his seat then went limp. No heartbeat no breathing. After half a minute of frantic yelling "Dad!" He just had took a huge gasp and looked at us confused. This is the worst part when we left I called the ER and told them I was bringing him in for a heart attack, her response I shit you not, was "Don't bring him to ER bring him to the front, we treat sickest patients first." Well he lived. Had 99% blockage of his (widow maker) artery and 90% in another main artery. Had three stints put in overall. So how he was revived remains a mystery to us, but he was dead for 20 seconds. Night crew receptionists and nurses are the worst, not all of them but a lot. Hell the folks at the CCR know all of us very well, within 2 years we had 3 family members a total of 5 times once for a triple bypass.

  • @finedecision5639
    @finedecision5639 Před 6 lety +181

    what is this? minecraft?

    • @collinpolen978
      @collinpolen978 Před 5 lety +31

      "Yes" he them proceeded to give me minecraft

  • @extraram896
    @extraram896 Před 2 lety +15

    Its pretty funny and shitty that Nial tried to change up the story's details to leave out the fact that he talked Zach into going to the hospital, and made it sound like he originally intended on waiting a week.
    Everybody ganging up on him is totally justified in this episode.

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 Před 4 lety +11

    3:41
    Zach's voice kinda gets normal for a second.

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic Před rokem +12

    Moral of the story: don’t take health advice from people who are anti-doctor/medicine

  • @josephmurphy7503
    @josephmurphy7503 Před 6 lety +29

    10:24 always gets me

  • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
    @sirpepeofhousekek6741 Před 5 lety +24

    22:22 I always laugh at the funeral thing.

  • @megaterd2
    @megaterd2 Před 8 lety +76

    just wanna say im a big fan of the podcast and this youtube channel

    • @DanXmas
      @DanXmas Před 8 lety

      Same, I'm really gonna need this channel after the podcast ends/goes on hiatus.

    • @tylerdaberoni2552
      @tylerdaberoni2552 Před 8 lety

      +Dan Christmas Same, lets hope the inevitable can be delayed as much as possible.

  • @Bilgarf
    @Bilgarf Před rokem +4

    The perfect entertainment to enjoy my Friday evening candlelit steak and tea dinner with a glass of 1952 vintage red wine.

  • @warcrab2803
    @warcrab2803 Před 4 lety +8

    I have never heard Chris this fucking angry before, it's hilarious

  • @hydrix6419
    @hydrix6419 Před 4 lety +33

    First I see zach talking about how he wants his funeral on critkals channel and now I'm seeing a vid on how he almost died
    *zach better start watching his back now*

  • @brichard2406
    @brichard2406 Před 3 lety +6

    I like how Jeff is there dad who’s just done with their crap

  • @HippoHunk.
    @HippoHunk. Před 3 lety +8

    i love how the music gets more and more aggressive throughout the video.

  • @seahorsesebastiano2506
    @seahorsesebastiano2506 Před rokem +8

    Lmao this exact situation happened to me like 5 days ago. Was not ready to have a finger go full knuckle into my hole. Zach’s recreation really captures the trauma of that experience

  • @littlefella8039
    @littlefella8039 Před 7 lety +77

    This happened to me at school once.

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___

    I think I'm gonna start watching more of these

  • @radhummingbird97
    @radhummingbird97 Před 5 lety +53

    Zach is dead

    • @tchok
      @tchok Před 5 lety +6

      No Zach

  • @YoCrunchiness
    @YoCrunchiness Před 5 lety +36

    Damn you cut out the funniest sound Zach ever made right at the beginning.

  • @Spoot401
    @Spoot401 Před 3 lety +7

    This is the highest I've heard Zach's voice ascend.

  • @kz-be3ri
    @kz-be3ri Před 3 lety +10

    I come back to this video every once in a while and it blows my mind they posted this highlight during my freshman year of college. Keep shitting your britches Zach!

  • @jeremyqueiroz
    @jeremyqueiroz Před 7 lety +491

    Who else got really annoyed when someone interrupted him?

    • @MisterBones223
      @MisterBones223 Před 6 lety +6

      Animeme Le ecks D So fucken annoyed

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 Před 5 lety +56

      I don't get annoyed by shitty stupid things like that

    • @parskaa
      @parskaa Před 4 lety +37

      I've noticed that americans interrupt each other fuckin constantly. Its infuriating.

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki Před 4 lety +17

      @@parskaa That's how we do the bantz

    • @latenight1218
      @latenight1218 Před 4 lety +30

      @@parskaa half of them are Irish lol

  • @malformedmalice7517
    @malformedmalice7517 Před 4 lety +4

    I revisit this clip every now and then and am captivated every single time

  • @RagdollWraith
    @RagdollWraith Před 5 lety +16

    14:08 zack is jacket from hotline miami confirmed

  • @christophergarrison2628
    @christophergarrison2628 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love zook crab and joob

  • @alphabond6011
    @alphabond6011 Před 5 lety +28

    Why isn't this animated?