SleepyCast - Zach's Hospital Story
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Jeff takes Zach to the hospital after being sick for about four days.
In this episode have Neil (Niall), Zook (Zach), Crab (Chris), and Joob (Jeff).
Audio is from SleepyCast Episode 13.
/ sleepycast-13-the-hosp... - Komedie
Zach sounds like a giant nose with feet
Stutzinator he looks like it too lmao
No he’s all suave now, so long as the
s h a d e s remain on
This destroyed me
Stutzinator so pretty much just Gremblo
He is.
"i held it up like isis holds a severed head"
"It was my dominance. It was me Alpha maling them."
he kept tryin to say something funny and they kept talkin over him. poor fella
“Look what baby boy did!”
I think he said executioner
He really wanted to tell that joke, he kept repeating the opening to it while the others were talking.
is it just me or is the story like 10x funnier because of zach's voice
To me, half of the comedy of most of Zack's stories seems to come from his voice
Honestly yeah, his voice makes the most of it
@@doopydoopz1737 Zach's scream is one of the America's national treasures. Should be put on a modern revision of the golden record.
@@Speedojesus I agree completely
I might just not know something said on the shoe or someone else, but what's up with his voice? It sounds a little nasally
Zach shitting his pants and trying to spin it as Alpha-Maling them had me crying tears of laughter.
He was ahead of his time.
A... power move... if you will?
Zach describing the animals on the walls and then saying that they're there for "kids to look at while they die" legitimately made me fucking scream with laughter.
I like how Niall says his family only goes to the hospital if its a real emergency but he had an organ removed cause he faked a stomach ache lmao
Did they tell that story? I'm really curious now because I haven't heard that before.
@@KemonoKonpeito ep13. of sleepycast at 24:48, niall tell his story of his appendix getting removed lol on the clip here, he says something about not going to he hospital at 6:50
@@YurrWhat Thanks!
replace 'but' with 'because' make more sense tell a story make me giggle into my cupped hands
@@YurrWhat w
"I took the gamble... I got snake eyes my friend." Is a quote that forever lives with me because of how true it is. We all have a fart that's a gamble, and every now and then we roll snake eyes.
Jeff's laughter when he and Zach talked about how they tricked Niall into believing Zach died is the most contagious laughter from any podcast so far.
“I broke both of my fingers”
Does he only have 2 fingers?
you didnt know?
1 finger on each hand
@@eliteloner9159 each finger is a hand
His hands look like thos thumb guys from Spy Kids.
All both of them
This entire story feels like a weird fever dream from a Kubrick movie
yeah i can picture this with like super symmetrical, organized kubrick cinematography
they literally said that
The fact that these men are somehow all still alive is an absolute miracle
Zach just died...
@@davedavington6525 my son,my son. my boy is dead
Lost it at "Did the nurse take your ass pressure?"
once i farted and it was pure water
Goyly Dan the more you know
Goyly Dan I once had a cat named tiger who never didn't have diarrhea, he wasn't that old when his owner (who lived with us) moved out. The last memory of him I have was we were playing Halo 2 split screen, and I happened to lock eyes with him while he was shitting a stream of clear liquid. The cat pissed from it's ass. And I can't ever forget it.
Me too
christian velasco i shit blood daily,get on my level
I assure you the liquid that came out your ass... was indeed not pure...
"It was black like tar" boi was bleeding internally, always scary
16:38 “this is where kids go to die” and they see a blue giraffe and regular colored monkeys and Zach yelling at the monkeys.
"I held it up like ISIS holding a severed head."
this could be an episode of always sunny
Lars Of The Stars "Zach Shits Blood"
This would make an amazing Charlie and Mac episode
This would be an amazing FRIENDS episode
@@elgavgav no
ElGavino “The one where Chandler fucking shits himself.”
I was listening to this in a bus. I nearly died trying not to laugh loudly.
Kanadyjska Wydra that happens to me far too many times
Always fun when people look at you like you're a fucking psycho for laughing while you listen to podcasts
I know your pain.
The most wacky part about this is that I was BORN at that hospital
was zach there
@@yourehereforthatarentyou he actually held him in his arms
@@FrancisYorkMorganFBI like Isis holds severed heads?
by the scruff like a cat and he goes THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIFFEEE
"Who's in this podcast?"
"Uh... Niel, Zuocke, Crab, and Joubb."
What is this, OneyPlays?
Nisse with friends
Crab?
@@bedazzlebub967 I thought Chris was referring to Jeff as Crab, and that's why he startled so much
Funni Scream
it is now
" Unless you're dying. " Sounds like my parents. Ex-paramadics that told me " If you're not spurting bright red blood, you're fine. " I took that to heart and never told them about the fact I was getting weak, tasting blood constantly and feeling more and more like something was incredibly wrong during vacation. On our way home I didn't even have the strength to keep the act up anymore, to which they attributed to altitude sickness. ( Texans that visited Colorado. ) But we got home and I wake up Sunday for church... and as soon as I try to stand, I look down where my six pack usually is as I feel the worst pain in my life and my abs are basically gone and replaced with a big bloated malformation. My liver was about to explode it turned out.
Turns out I had Acute Lymphatic Leukemia and should have had a heart attack three times over by then. I was fortunate to be alive.
Yeah I understand there’s different parenting philosophies, but doctors are kind of a staple of modern life
Imagine having a cool ass liver like that 🥂
@@primitivechef8009 casually mentioning his six pack
I PRESENT TO YOU: THE UNITED STATES
@@Wanup_Vodka YEAH LOL
"I held it up like ISIS holds up a severed head" is a criminally underrated quote
*I took the gamble*
I rolled the snake eyes my friend
You've gone and busted my good man
*I didn’t get snake eyes my friend.*
Zach's anger at the blue giraffe is easily the cherry on top.
I want all 23 minutes of this animated
"Where is Zach Hadel"
"Th-that way sir"
"Thank-..fuck you"
always sounds like he has two fingers up his nose and i love him for it.
Two in his nose and one in his ass
Both of your comments made me laugh so fucking hard
@@Jessafur he slides the finger in his ass up and down to change his voice pitch.
in the beginning zach sounded like a drum set during a solo
idk prolly had seizure but at least it had a nice beat
Lol i used the same profile picture when i got on MySpace in 2003. I feel kinda old now
@@kellyshea92 hha
Only learning who Zack is after watching Smiling Friends has been absolutely amazing cause all I can picture in my mind is Charlie telling every one of these stories
this is what he went through after drinking mipps potion
It's funny because I knew about Zach first so all I could think of was Zach as Charlie lmfao
I’ve known who Zach is for more than 12 years and I can only imagine finding Zach from Smiling Friends 😂😂😂 that must be insane
I remember laughing like a fucking maniac when chris exclaimed "you wandered into a closed hospital?!" because we all have that one friend that triggers random ass events on daily basis
everyone has gambled with fart with a fart and lost
Here I sit
Brokenhearted
Did a shit
Hoping I farted
@@McDuders that was beautiful
@JoGeJo what the fuck
Poetry
You stole that from JonTron.
This sounds like some kind of greentext story
this is LITERALLY the plot of a Sunny episode, and I need vinny vinesauce to see this.
Is it? Which episode?
Wish wun?
Thanks to Zach, I learned that farts are a gamble.
Chris: What would you make people do do at your few few?
Zack: I'd poo poo
I laughed harder than I should be willing to admit
Zac is dead
bogs good riddance
Zach you fucking Neanderthal
bogs no zach
Caleb Nicholson ZACK
i cant believe zach is fucking dead
my dad survived a heart attack at Abington. Zachary was in good hands
that's not uncommon for even shitty hospitals. my grandpa had like 5 before he died
@@tiddieboi4296 thats too bad, two more and the eighth one wouldve been free
Zach sounds like he has like 14 clogged noses. It makes everything he says 14x funnier
"I was brought up not going to the doctor unless I was dying!" Says the man that got his appendix removed because he faked having a stomach ache to skip school lmfao
Good question at the end, i once told my friend that if i die my last wish for him is to spit on my grave at the funeral and not telling anyone why.
Was Zach poisoned by the same crazy Russian delivery guy that poisoned Chris, Ding-Dong, and Julian?
Russian? Wasn’t that dude a Turk or Arab?
No, he was a Sayan.
Super..Sayan..?
this is deep lore
He got sick before eating pizza
The way Zach says "BLACK SHIT MEANS I'M BLEEDING ON THE INSIDES" makes me bust up laughing every time 💀
I can't believe "and hand it to me, so I can eat it" went right over everyone's heads
What time?
@@UwU.dont.ask. I don't remember. I'll have to watch it again and mark it. Currently in the hospital myself rn, so nothing better to do
16:00
My parents, ex paramedics... They had to deal with a ton of nurses that overestimate their capability / station. One nurse nearly killed me because the chemotherapy I was on was leeching out all of my hydration, my heart rate was incredibly high and I was barely responding to stimulus, basically. Skin was slow to " snap back " and finally my Dad just shouts down the nurse whom didn't know he had medical expertise and tried lying to him, saying everything was fine and we needed to do our exam still. Needless to say he dragged me up to floor 5 and my doctor was fucking pissed at that nurse.
That first sentence was confusing, I thought nurses were overestimating paramedics
I seen in another post you had leukemia, how are you doing now?
@@gringotroller I'm alive. I didn't check CZcams a lot at the time because I was still kind of in a drugged haze / days ran together very often back then. Had to get off of the heavy painkillers and down to a more manageable dose, but I'm good.
@@Khornecussion that’s good to hear, you might’ve heard this a lot but best wishes to you. I’ve had it for about 3 years. Sometimes I get tired of people asking about it and talk about something else. Part of me wishes I didn’t tell certain people cause they treat me so differently than they used to. And I know what you mean about the haziness of painkillers, sometimes I gotta lower my dose for a while as to not get too high tolerance, thankfully I don’t have an addictive disposition
@@gringotroller Yeah- that's why I kinda stopped mentioning it until I was closer to the end / late into maintenance chemo. I got really into the military veteran community and made a lot of friends there because they were about the only people that treated me the same other than making " Leukemia Skywalker " jokes. Lol. Wasn't really able to go outside much, but I made friends with a few ex-Marines and ax ex-Army small arms repairman and pretty much they were a good distraction. Might sound dumb, but MMOs like Warcraft? At least they're kind of an outlet to " Be someone you're not " - so to speak so you're not thinking about your sickness - and one benefit of being on all the painkillers is that.
I thankfully am not easily addicted to stuff either and fairly rapidly dropped the painkillers, buuuuut when you're taking 120 mG of oxycodone a day, plus the occasional 10 mG for neuropathy pain, you end up reeeeeeal dazed.
I hope you are doing well though. You're making smart moves by kind of lowering your dose occasionally to keep it as effective. I have to do that to this day. Just keep at that and you honestly shouldn't end up with a heavy dependency on it, hopefully!
probably my favourite sleepycast bit of all time
looks like psychic pebbles was dishin out bloody pebbles hahhaha
This story always reminds me of the time I worked at home depot and shat on myself thinking it was a fart. It was the first time in my adult life I had to go to the bathroom and throw out my underwear. I blocked most of out of my memory and never told a soul.
The first time, so has this happened more than once?
"That's why I poop at Lowe's..."
Zach and genuine anger just don't mix lmao
I love the manic piano music quietly playing in the background
Zach has so many great one-liners in this video lol
I’m glad Zach pointed out that every single fart feels like a risk.
this is a hell of a story...
The background music when they are at the hospital is great sounds just like hospital music
Of course Zach's hospital story starts with him sharting his pants
"Never gamble on a fart, because you never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to"
~Cr1tikal
I'm becoming a millionare just to pay Disney Studios to animate this story
I like how Oney (oh wait i guess it's jeff?) always interjects with "you didn't finish your story" to make sure that the story doesn't get too sidetracked
"The Giraffe was blue. But the Monkey was the normal fucking color!" These are the things that would really bother you when your about to die.
Zach talking about shitting his pants with such dignity is so damn funny
The "have you ever thought about hurting other people or yourself" wasn't on the form. The nurse was just probing for a partner in crime.
Zach is great at story telling. He really brings a tale to life.
Yeah, he should get a show or something
@@tadhgmcinerney8654something to make people laugh/smile
It's a 10 act movie, lol
Zach had a "shitty" experience
Retro Wave no shit
Holy shit, these guys can't let each other talk
I broke my nose and got a gash on the side of my face that left a scar right next to my eye a couple weeks ago, I passed out while I was out with friends and managed to skid four feet across pavement. It took them four hours to even get me scanned and two more to get my nose reset, then another hour to get my stitches in. They also never really checked for a concussion, heh.
Do you have a cool scar now
Having an extremely pained stomach whenever I eat something acidic or with dairy, I feel this story every other week
16:00 "hey, if you need to shit, shit in this little plastic thing and give it to me so I can eat it" got a laugh outta me ngl
I feel like this is a good time to tell this story one time when I was like 19 or 18 I forget but my doctor called me up he was this guy like barely in his 30s he was a massive weirdo but anyway I had gotten my physical for the year and a few days later he called me at work and said i had to come down later today so I said ok and went on with my day and went home to shower. And when I got there he said I have a testosterone defficency mind you I'm 6'3 and weigh 210 pounds so I gave him this confused ass look and he prescribed me these massive horse pills of testosterone like 300 mg and said I should regularly work out until that bottle of pills was empty mind you this bottle was as thick as a 2 liter and 10 inches tall and he charged me a suspiciously low amount so I listened figuring well he's the professional and a week later after I had been working out daily he called me up again and said to come down again during the weekend. I came in and it turns out he was a big fuckin gay and wanted to turn me into his personal beefcake so I left and never went to that doctor again I'm 24 now
"Personal beefcake" Holy shit hahaha
Don't you hate it when that happens
R/thistotallyhappened
dude that shit happened to me like twice last year, so unconvenient smh
IDK, it's a weird thing to lie about, so I'll believe it. I will say, any of my stories worth telling, are also legally incriminating and absurdly idiotic.
There was like one of those group swings at our school. Some fat guy swinging just sat on my head out of nowhere and i heard my neck cracking like a water bottle and just ended up stuck looking upwards into the sky. My principal called my mom and she just drove me to the hospital on a bike. Had to wait hours on the waiting room while looking at the ceiling.
Some nurse came in and asked what the problem is. Had a week of no school tho.
What happened
Drove you to the hospital on a bike? Yeesh that's harsh
Jesus Christ dude thats awful
Bet fat guy was given lots of shit for that
It's a fat eat fat world
Everything about this is funny, the music, the conversation, Zach's voice, and the colourful usage of words.
The box of tissues part really hit home for me
Is this the plot of the next episode of Hellbenders?
~Zach hospital story~
Oh boy I wonder what happened to Zach
“Well you are shitting blood.”
Ah
I love the reasoning why Zach held his shitty drawers in the air
Back when I was 13 and lived in this shitty ass (basically fucking 3rd world) country, I was having stomach pains for a few days but I sorta ignored them. The pains started becoming more severe and they were narrowing down to my lower right abdomen so I figured I'd just go to the hospital if it gets much worse. So at 2AM I'm up playing videogames while my parents are out at a wedding or some shit, and the pains are so bad I have to put down the game. I search it up and find out wtf an appendix is and I start to panic a bit because my parents weren't answering the phone at this point. Had to call another family member and eventually my parents answer and they all drive me to the hospital. All the lights are off and we can't find a single person in any section of this hospital until finally there's this chick at reception. She gives us directions and I have to walk all the way there in my painful state. The fucking doctors were sleeping on the machines, and when we told them what was up they were basically like "yeah that machines are fucked I dunno". Then we drive around for an hour trying to find a private hospital that's open, but no luck until this one guy outside tells us of when that's essentially in another city. Thankfully when we get there my appendix hasn't burst yet and it was a bomb ass hospital and everything was cool from there on in. Still pisses me off that the actual public hospital owned by the government is such a piece of shit. If you decide you're dying past a certain hour you're fucked.
Holy christ what country did you even live in?
Madberty Was the country Zimbabwe?
What country?
tell us wich country or its fake
Madberty 'murica.
ER can be a bitch I know, couple years back me and my parents were playing cards when my Dad started having a major heart attack. So we packed him in the truck and hauled ass through red lights to the ER. En route, he had a massive groan and lifted from his seat then went limp. No heartbeat no breathing. After half a minute of frantic yelling "Dad!" He just had took a huge gasp and looked at us confused. This is the worst part when we left I called the ER and told them I was bringing him in for a heart attack, her response I shit you not, was "Don't bring him to ER bring him to the front, we treat sickest patients first." Well he lived. Had 99% blockage of his (widow maker) artery and 90% in another main artery. Had three stints put in overall. So how he was revived remains a mystery to us, but he was dead for 20 seconds. Night crew receptionists and nurses are the worst, not all of them but a lot. Hell the folks at the CCR know all of us very well, within 2 years we had 3 family members a total of 5 times once for a triple bypass.
what is this? minecraft?
"Yes" he them proceeded to give me minecraft
Its pretty funny and shitty that Nial tried to change up the story's details to leave out the fact that he talked Zach into going to the hospital, and made it sound like he originally intended on waiting a week.
Everybody ganging up on him is totally justified in this episode.
3:41
Zach's voice kinda gets normal for a second.
dronk ?
Moral of the story: don’t take health advice from people who are anti-doctor/medicine
10:24 always gets me
22:22 I always laugh at the funeral thing.
just wanna say im a big fan of the podcast and this youtube channel
Same, I'm really gonna need this channel after the podcast ends/goes on hiatus.
+Dan Christmas Same, lets hope the inevitable can be delayed as much as possible.
The perfect entertainment to enjoy my Friday evening candlelit steak and tea dinner with a glass of 1952 vintage red wine.
I have never heard Chris this fucking angry before, it's hilarious
First I see zach talking about how he wants his funeral on critkals channel and now I'm seeing a vid on how he almost died
*zach better start watching his back now*
I like how Jeff is there dad who’s just done with their crap
i love how the music gets more and more aggressive throughout the video.
Lmao this exact situation happened to me like 5 days ago. Was not ready to have a finger go full knuckle into my hole. Zach’s recreation really captures the trauma of that experience
This happened to me at school once.
Jugetti both
Me too actually, in the middle of a crowded lunchroom at that.
you ever tell your friends that zach is dead at school?
I think I'm gonna start watching more of these
Zach is dead
No Zach
Damn you cut out the funniest sound Zach ever made right at the beginning.
This is the highest I've heard Zach's voice ascend.
I come back to this video every once in a while and it blows my mind they posted this highlight during my freshman year of college. Keep shitting your britches Zach!
Who else got really annoyed when someone interrupted him?
Animeme Le ecks D So fucken annoyed
I don't get annoyed by shitty stupid things like that
I've noticed that americans interrupt each other fuckin constantly. Its infuriating.
@@parskaa That's how we do the bantz
@@parskaa half of them are Irish lol
I revisit this clip every now and then and am captivated every single time
14:08 zack is jacket from hotline miami confirmed
I love zook crab and joob
Why isn't this animated?