Actually Trying the Worst Toys Ever Made
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This is the greatest turtle of All Time
I stream every day - Zábava
3:40 Matt: "He's fucking mocking us"
Turdle: "He's fucking mocking us"
Matt just gave it the perfect line for mockery
Never, EVER call it the turdle, *EVER* again.
@@TerribleVA the toy is literally called “turdle”
@@lucaswells933 Idc
@@lucaswells933 just. Don't.
@@TerribleVA you just roasted him
As a crohn's disease survivor its great to see my people finally getting some wider representation in the toy market, toys that shit 50 times and toys that shit blood.. Very cool
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I have UC, is it common to say survivor? Might make people think it's not chronic, guess they think that either way though. I get a lot of "ohh... wish you better"'s hahah!
@@justbg I started to say it because of that. I know its not like cancer that it will kill you but can definitely ruin your life depending on severity
@@jetorax It can cause toxic megacolon, which could kill you with sepsis if your bowels perforate.
@@justbg I have colitis too 💪
Man, I too am shocked by the number of pooping toys, but I will say, as an intern at a kid's occupational therapy clinic, the gotta go turtle has actually helped a lot of kids with potty training. And when I say kids, they could be from 4-17. It's a tactile and visual toy, and is a good way to demonstrate the steps of toileting. They're hard to get though. As a therapy toy they are worthwhile, but they're just weird anyway
My little cousin has one and it literally just collects dust. That's the thing, I think specific toys like this need to change the gear of their marketing, or sell on therapy marketplaces. Something genuinely useful for one kid is a 30 minute fun poopy time for a ranom kid who doesn't play with it again.
Edit: I forgot to add that the repeating voice feature made one boy cry
Oh, poor boy. :(
That’d be terrifying at that age, I don’t blame him.
@@evamaria5614 Is crying a bad thing for autistic kids?
@@Vespyr_ ?????? What do you mean?
@@Vespyr_ He was just distressed, and doesn't like that toy now.
Two toys looking at each other and shitting while repeating Charlie's words opens up a portal to Moistverse. If you waited longer, they probably would grow beards and get tattoos
It’s true! They were caught on camera today!
The toys mimicking what they're saying made me laugh more than it should.
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im saying. cant even explain y its funny it just is
I bought a toy that can talk back a few years ago just because it was so hilarious. Took it with me when I went to see my mom and she absolutely lost it. Haven't seen her laugh like that in a long time. Totally worth it. 😂
Same. Just a bunch of grown dudes laughing at a children's toy.
As a toy designer, all my co-workers and I agree that the shit meta for toys was the worst trend that ever happened
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Shit meta lmao
Shit Meta. 💀
As an expert, what would you say is the current Meta ?
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Puzzles and experience related toys have been popular cus of covid, but shit toys were a huge thing for a while
Yeah but I still say they're not as bad as candy cigarettes or toys like "babies first baby" where its literally a young doll that's pregnant with a baby which also has it's own baby in its womb. These pooping ones are weird but at least they aren't trying to subliminally make kids pregnant when they're still young or advertising nicotine to kids...
When you have to get a christmas gift for the little relative you hate: Shelbert
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I work in retail and something I've noticed is that the amount of fart, piss and shit themed toys has increased since 2018 or so.
Just... Who buys these?? Clearly there's a market for these but *why* is there a market for these??
A show like South Park could mock this in a new episode(on Season 26, I think?)and it will be golden!
Kids think poop and farts are funny. Also, for a certain part of their childhood, toilet skills are a pretty big deal. Learning to go from a nappy to a potty to a toilet, it’s something they’re thinking about and talking about with their parents multiple times a day.
-Kids that like toilet humor
-Quirky TM people who still live in 2012
-Therapists and caretakers Who use them as tools for potty training
At ‘kid toy corp.’:
“WHAT DO KIDS LIKE TO DO??”
“Well, they uhh, piss, shit, and make noise”
“PERFECT, shit toys!”
Toilet humor is the only politically correct sense of humor SJWs accept.
I was just as shocked as Matt and Charlie when the turtle said "G-spot" back lmfao
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Overall:
*Some of the blame goes to the people who made it, while most of the blame goes to the person who thought it was a great idea and greenlit it*
I’m just gonna be your first human comment
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@@guttysaw6365 😐True...18 and over.
Yea
This is the best toy review channel for two reasons:
- it features a famous lead actor from Hunger Games,
- it's sponsored by Adam & Eve, which is technically a toy company, of sorts.
A adult toy 😏
@@unknowngod8221 Yes. That is the joke.
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7:39 Charlie's actual serial murderer dead inside facial expression as he force feeds a toy colored powder literally killed me I am deceased
The LOOK on their faces when the turdle randomly repeated G Spot was priceless lmaoooo
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@The Mimikingler lmao I wondered why my comment was popping off when it wasn't even that good 🤣
@@allanime01 get used to it.
Its gonna get worse too.
Timestamp?
@ 2:10
Giving those toys to children has to be considered as “torture.” Because there's no way these toys are made for children.
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My daughter got one from one of our families. I threw it out before it even got through my doorway.
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@Mbita Acoustic Guitar WHO TF IS CHARLES
7:57 toilet pvp
the shitter games
@@Unknowntraveler302this is one of the most underrated replies I’ve seen in my life
The sheer amount of twisted fun these toy designers must have while playing “whats the dumbest shit we can sell this year” must be overwhelming.
I just want to mention there were teams of people who designed these, created the concept for it, and approved it. Imagine making half of this shit and saying “Kids will love this!”
Charlie's whole channel is overrun at this point
Bruh wtf is this bot
Kids love toilet humor so I don’t understand why everyone’s roasting this stuff
Checked my replies and was like “Wow! 11 already! Only to find out two of them were real people. Man CZcams sucks sometimes.
These bots are sick /:
I still remember being given a "Math Makes Sense" textbook for my 10th birthday, I'd probably still choose that book over these toys tbh
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Tbh u proly had a brighter future too lmaoo
10:10 I love this episode of breaking bad
Jesus,we need to cook
8:20 COMPETITIVE SHITTING
I see Charlie is trying to take down children for the crown in toy reviews, and I’m all for it
Totally
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8:37 charlie: the under developed child
Meanwhile matt: the concerned parent
2:12 That WHAT was perfect
I died when the turdle said “hit its g-spot”
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I’m more curious about who decided to approve it
it was me sorry
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@@BingusFlaps I know
12 minutes in and there's like 10 bots commenting here, lol
me
4:24 SHELBERT ENJOYED THAT
Turdle is lowkey a pretty clever name, but this video should have totally been called "shittiest toys ever made"... what a missed opportunity
The turtle is actually hilarious, the fact it mocks them and makes a kooky noise is perfect. I want one of those.
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I'm 100% convinced that Charlie is working on his own line of toys and is just buying toys so he can study them.
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The dude is so diverse it wouldn’t surprise any of us
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4:52 Matt was so surprised by the magic sand, I don’t think he had seen it before😂
Now to be fair it’s been over a decade since I’ve been a child, but how the hell does this appeal to kids? I personally never liked toilet humour as a kid, but I recognise I was in the minority with that. However, this looks so incredibly boring, gimmick toys suck (As in toys that you can only do one thing with) since you can’t really use the toy again after it’s done it’s business unless you want to load it up again, so the kids going to get bored after two to three uses and then it’s just going to turn into a massive ugly decoration in that’s kids room since it’s basically completely useless. Oh, and it’s annoying, I don’t think any kid over 4 actually likes stupid voices/jingles in their toys unless they can really annoy their parents/siblings
Idk but the most common theory is that it's an attempt to get Children into Scat fetishes
This toy feels like its actually made for people into ironic humour and not children AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
@@sam4gaming135 That is definitely not a common theory tf
Thank God that as a 5 yr old I was into guns and fighting and the world wars and absolutely despised toilet humour
@@sam4gaming135 yeah but why would people want kids to develop scat fettuces?
The creators are trying to make a generation of scat fetishes so they don’t feel so bad about their own. “See! Scat is totally fine. If anything, I was ahead of the time.”
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You might have a point there 🤔
This is totally spies and Charlie and the chocolate factory all over again lol
They're deranged, I tell you hwat.
If I had a nickel for everytime charlie reviewed toys that shit themselves I would have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
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What about the poopsie slime surprise?
8:10
My mom, walking into my room: 👁👄👁
5:03 A toy for adults? No way, I love the tax paperwork game! It's my favorite!
If i had these toys when i was a toddler i probably would've eaten that sand as well to see if its gonna come out dry
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To this day I still question who thought it was a world-changing idea to create such an abomination
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this is brilliant
Never Thought I'd see two kids toys having a shit-off but here we are. At least it's better than that unicorn one.
8:03 COMPETITIVE RANKED??????
Bro.
Shelbert is a horrifying eldritch abomination. I Absolutely love it.
*repeats in shelbert voice* shelbert is a horrifying eldritch abomination I absolutely love it *shelbert giggle*
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When I worked at kohls last year they pretty much put people in the messy toys department to keep busy.
Anyways, we had tons of those flamingoes and they would not stop going off. All day and even night. Literal torture. You couldn't escape it. Even one time I was working overnight and I kid you not these were the only sounds going off in the store. So obnoxious.
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It followes you into your house, your dreams. Every moment is consumed by, "UH OH I GOT TO GO."
Five night at turds
I used to work at Kohl's too. I was never put in the toy section, but i can say the amount of fucking baby Yoda everywhere was driving me insane
The got-to-go toy always reminded me of a cheap, soft, furry fabric flesh-light 💀
I think you've just given someone with a scat fetish a new idea
@@joshc5613 oh no.. 💀😂
4:19 this made me laugh so hard I wheezed
Never thought I’d see THIS kind of toy review sponsored by Adam and Eve
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dont u just love when toy creators inject their fetishes into their creations it is almost as good as writers for childrens shows injecting their fetishes into their creations haha
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i’m surprised there aren’t many comments talking ab this lol
Especially with that fart sniffer character from that total drama reboot
The amount of shit toys for kids is concerning.. It seems lime every new toy I see for children involves the toy shitting out slime or glitter and it makes me so uncomfortable _toys seemed so normal when I was a a kid_ 😭😂
That lava lamp thing actually looks like something I’d play with as a kid. It looks pretty fun.
0:29 I love that jingle
Last time charlie played with pooping toys we got “YEAH BABY” wonder what’s gonna come from this one?
Depression
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We got the intro "The Coolest Boys"
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@@weevilwizarddotmusic9711 These bots strike in packs. Idk how they target their victims.
100 years ago kids were playing with bb guns and tin robots and wondering what toys would be like in a hundred years but it's essentially the same thing only cheap plastic now and everything has an emphasis on poo.
the amount of poop toys that are available is genuinely alarming to me
“This is horrifying that kids play with this”
Charlie: “This is cool”
I saw that turdle at Wal-Mart like a week ago and thought "Uh oh, wait till Charlie sees they made another one." God, Charlie and Mat are the only ones who could make such a horrid toy concept absolutely hilarious!
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Wow all the replies are spam and that one guy who made Endless Summer using bots to promote his new song.
I like how Charlie just sits there politely the whole time
@Tina Bulea what the hell is even that 😟
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I just realized someone had to make those sounds to be used for these toys and now I feel a deep sorrow in my soul.
2:40 matt hes gonna OD
These things are literally the same toy with slightly different packaging, and yet in sure kids will insist they're different.
Also, clearly someone at that company has a scat fetish.
My roommate and I both were horrified when checking target for munchkin variations and saw just how many kids toys/games are about poop.
The toys talking back to them was the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while
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Imagine going through all your life to get your dream job as a designer and you have to design that monstrosity of a toy
imagine during a meeting inside a big company, someone gets up from their chair in a fine suit, goes on the front of everyone and says:
"for our next toy we have a doll who poops in a toilet, and children can actually play with their poop"
and gets paid tons of dollars for it
Mmmmm, Charlie trying out shitty child toys, quite literally half the time, my favorite
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@卐-soundcity-卐 your mom
My niece has this toy and it filled me with anxiety and depression.
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@deeddea eeswe I genuinely am getting both a bit of anxiety and depression from this though, like i feel sick watching it. It's grossly fascinating.
Rip Shelbert at 1:31
Nooooooooo!
Matt enthusiastically waterboarding the toy was unexpected.
I can’t imagine how they designers just sat there and the idea popped in their head: Turd-le, sounds great
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Its amazing this wasn't marketed to boys. Just Imagine a doctor dreadful style kit with a toy Nurgle daemon. With an ad like "Crap all over your enemies!"
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Poop gun, for boys
Most boys probably would have had more fun with it tbh. Why they ever marketed a shitting toy to girls is beyond me. The only thing I think is good about it is if you were toilet training a kid it might be fun for them.
as someone literally going to school to study toy design, these toys are the bane of my existence. love the video tho
4:25 the turtle sounds like kakyoin from jojo
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I lost my mind when that turtle said "he's fucking mocking us"
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@卐-soundcity-卐 lol wtf
@@Milarbkh ignore them, most of the comments here are bots
Funniest parts in my opinion:
2:07 G-spot ayoo
3:40 Talk back turtle
4:03 “Cool boys” hate shellbert
7:03 mm mm
7:22 Matt fill up that toilet bowl man cmon
7:51-8:50 The ritual
9:00 the scientists
13:07 bloody diarrhea
okay real talk, i'd LOVE to see more toy reviews like this from charlie.
i love how genuinely interested charlie is in these toys
That first toy was a blast, I was dying when he started mocking them
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Yeah the Turd-tle was definitely the best of the bunch 👌
Every time these toys all about using the toilet are brought up I am filled with a brand of despair beyond comprehension or description.
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The moans of death as charlie put him in “time out” were great
*breaking bad theme starts playing*: 10:50
7:06 Let's give our Toys *sensitive* touch and feel
xd
I like how they seem to be in a lab testing toys
Going threw a rough time right now but Penguinz0's videos always make me laugh and I appreciate that.
2:47 it looks like you’re trying to waterboard him 😀👍
I *want* to give the company the benefit of the doubt and say they're potty training toys??? But... No. No this is just pure nightmare.
It kind of encourages the concept of playing with poop though because part of the appeal is the hydrophobic sand in the toilet.
this is genius
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@8:43 were opening a dark portal😂
3:15YYAAAA BABY THAT'S WHAT WE WERE WAITING FOR
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
Im only at 1:40 & dying 😆
That turdle is silly!
I would feel more safe fighting against the turtles in TMNT than playing with this toy
At least the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles would deliver a swift death. This thing will probably turn his victim into its personal living toilet.
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Lol
2:07 Oh my god after this point I couldn't stop wheezing whenever Shellbert copied what everyone was saying, what a work of art.
Charlie: starts doing toy reviews
Ryan: *profuse sweating*
10:36 breaking bad
I sell this thing at my retail job, and it’s so creepy to feel
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Who is actually buying this?
@@2minutes58 You are right, wonder what kind of parent/person buys these.
Also most of the comments here are filled to the brim with bots
@@2minutes58 mostly parents with little ones. But everything about this toy rubs me the wrong way- no way I'm buying it for my kid lol
1:17 charlie's face says it all when that thing starts singing 🤣
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these things even existing is such a waste of recourses
1:32 you slammed his head on the table. No wonder he keeps mocking you 🤣
Bring me back to the days when children were entertained by hunks of wood and barbed wire. What are these monstrosities.
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I mean at least these ones can’t give you permanent scars
@@OrigamiAhsoka well, maybe not PHYSICAL scars.
@@undyingUmbrage413 💀
The toys mocking Charlie and Matt had me cracking up 🤣
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5:55
My time has come.
I cannot stop laughing at shellbert proclaiming “G-spot”
never thought I’d watch a toy review channel and enjoy it, glad I found it!
Wow these bots are on another fucking level 😳😤
This is the greatest toy review of all time.
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bruh you haven't even watched it yet 💀💀
didn’t even watch the video yet💀💀💀
Don’t you mean of “All Time”
Yes
Watching this while crying about life circumstances...thanks for the comfort and laughs
Wow thanks for telling me about Adam and Eve! When I'm weaned off my mommies milk and learn my ABC's, I'll be sure to buy some products!
I love how attentively he’s watching it
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