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  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 Před 2 lety +7476

    I hope Dale never runs into a robber with a revolver, or a rifle, or a shotgun, or nunchucks, or a sword, or a taser, or two friends who also have firearms.

    • @insertmoney2189
      @insertmoney2189 Před 2 lety +873

      I hope so too, I’d feel bad for his attackers

    • @randomperson5579
      @randomperson5579 Před 2 lety +729

      Or a robber who uses a gun how they're intended to be used. not at point blank.

    • @masterchofe7064
      @masterchofe7064 Před 2 lety +60

      @@randomperson5579 exactly

    • @AELEL122
      @AELEL122 Před 2 lety +250

      Or just a guy that takes 2 steps back with his gun.

    • @Tarumarugan
      @Tarumarugan Před 2 lety +334

      Or a velociraptor. I’ve seen no techniques that work against them

  • @OcAirsoft
    @OcAirsoft Před 2 lety +14291

    Expert “I actually died”

  • @EzekiesAcheron
    @EzekiesAcheron Před rokem +2986

    "I have practiced this one and I know what to do."
    **Pulls out gun.**
    Had me fucking dying dude.

    • @synnamon_toast_crunch
      @synnamon_toast_crunch Před rokem +65

      💀💀 at the end of the day that's probably the best solution

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Před rokem +5

      @@synnamon_toast_crunch nah. Guns are worse than knives at close quarters. Your better off unarmed

    • @liamowen297
      @liamowen297 Před rokem +59

      ​@@Name-ru1kt okay knifes better at close range is arguable but worse than unarmed is stupid

    • @AzrealTheDemon
      @AzrealTheDemon Před rokem

      @@Name-ru1kt yeah.. tell me that when you have a golfball sized hole in you

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Před rokem

      @@liamowen297 well if its not unloaded you might shoot yourself in the foot on accident. Unloaded sure its better but loaded eh.

  • @discussionsanddragons9178
    @discussionsanddragons9178 Před rokem +2281

    “you can’t win ‘em all” is the best advice i’ve seen in any yt self defense video. thanks for promoting public safety with this valuable information, gentlemen.

    • @crackheadsanta7222
      @crackheadsanta7222 Před rokem +36

      Yep unfortunately you can definitely not win them all.

    • @psfpaper.sword.fights4299
      @psfpaper.sword.fights4299 Před rokem +15

      More like “you can’t win most of them”

    • @Erwin1293-
      @Erwin1293- Před rokem +19

      @@psfpaper.sword.fights4299 some unarmed civilians were able to stop terrorists. Some situations are worth the risk, your wallet isn’t .

    • @kingkaydengaming2786
      @kingkaydengaming2786 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@Erwin1293- yea u right

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII Před 9 měsíci +3

      Yes and you can only lose 1 life.....use this great advice from DUST and that's what you will BE 😞

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Před 2 lety +11186

    Dale's self defense techniques is the equivalent of your sibling saying they dodged all your attacks with their force field

    • @naaman4275
      @naaman4275 Před 2 lety +70

      @Angelina L 👇💋 shut up

    • @tojami2894
      @tojami2894 Před 2 lety +89

      @@naaman4275 its a bot, it wont respond or stop

    • @metalrockstarizer89
      @metalrockstarizer89 Před 2 lety +56

      Bruh did my man at 6:54 said “gamer neck it” lmao 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @drewdabrew4745
      @drewdabrew4745 Před 2 lety +41

      @@gimmealldafoodz2625 if u use that time instead to train jiu jitsu or boxing in a dire situation u get a lot more out of those

    • @arshadzaidi4667
      @arshadzaidi4667 Před 2 lety +14

      @@drewdabrew4745 If you were going to train just for dire situations, you should just learn Krav Maga.

  • @soy2330
    @soy2330 Před 2 lety +8198

    Charlie: unlucky for you I took self defence training
    Killer with gun: *walks back two steps*
    Charlie: this guys good

    • @sdk2571
      @sdk2571 Před 2 lety +250

      "Ah Shit, Dale didn't say anything about them stepping back.."

    • @corbensmith1745
      @corbensmith1745 Před 2 lety +59

      Aaw man! Just out of my armspan

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 Před 2 lety +2

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.. znnzz

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 Před 2 lety

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life..!.!.

    • @vikuna44
      @vikuna44 Před 2 lety +15

      @@poweroftruth9258 wbat

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 Před rokem +982

    I love how all of Dale's advice assumes the attacker is both standing still, has no functioning hands, and is standing within a foot of you

    • @rioulethebeats9717
      @rioulethebeats9717 Před rokem +16

      I don't think that's the point I think the point is to catch them off guard most people wouldn't expect you to grab the gun anyway and if done right I guess you can help yourself with the time being but I don't know about for about a long while

    • @TheBGYeti
      @TheBGYeti Před rokem

      @@rioulethebeats9717 Anyone trying to rob you at gun point within grabbing distance is fucking stupid

    • @OHHHHUSBANT
      @OHHHHUSBANT Před rokem +77

      ​@@rioulethebeats9717 literally none of them work especially for the pistols
      The second the trigger Is pulled, the bullet is already fired and out

    • @legendaryjimbob7685
      @legendaryjimbob7685 Před rokem +37

      @@OHHHHUSBANT Exactly, average reaction time is like 250 milliseconds, so quarter of second, if you havent moved the gun away or pulled the slide back before that time ends, your dead. You gotta be on some serious speedster shit to be able do that

    • @tweex1
      @tweex1 Před 11 měsíci +41

      Ah, main character syndrome. "This assailant is an NPC, he could never stand up to my SPECIAL ABILI-" [gets capped]

  • @XoIoRouge
    @XoIoRouge Před rokem +356

    I love the use of the fake gun being ACTUALLY fired to show that just because you KNOW what to do, are GOOD at it, and could have GREAT reaction time, you can still just be dead. A lot of those self-defense videos like the one we see at the beginning with the police officer makes people believe that they are immune because they know that one trick. Even a pro is still vulnerable.

    • @steffenbendel6031
      @steffenbendel6031 Před rokem +19

      I usually offer a money back guarantee for my self defense course if you got shot.

    • @zeag7187
      @zeag7187 Před 4 měsíci +1

      But in those videos they do mention that these tricks can increase your survivability, but it’s not a guarantee. It just grants you a higher chance of surviving.

    • @miguel8250
      @miguel8250 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@zeag7187 doing those dumb stunts won't increase your chances of anything but dying

    • @adrianzatorski
      @adrianzatorski Před měsícem

      ❤😊😅😊

  • @yeetskeet980
    @yeetskeet980 Před 2 lety +8619

    Imagine disarming your attacker and you think youve won but he disarms you back because hes also watched this amazing self defense video

    • @exentrixx7318
      @exentrixx7318 Před 2 lety +870

      and then you two are trapped in an endless loop of disarming each other

    • @ntaentae6264
      @ntaentae6264 Před 2 lety +103

      Brain seizure:

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 Před 2 lety +180

      It's like one of those anime outsmarting fights when it felt like some epic chess checkmates even thought it looked dumb irl

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru Před 2 lety +21

      And it becomes an endless loop

    • @its-zay3890
      @its-zay3890 Před 2 lety +8

      @@JohnDoe-on6ru yup untill they die of thirst

  • @KurtisWilson06
    @KurtisWilson06 Před 2 lety +31731

    "As you can see, the attacker has successfully fired his weapon puncturing my left lung. This is exactly what you want, now you have control as the attacker is in shock. You can now remove the attackers left lung bio mechanically and insert it in to yourself, no anesthesiologist or surgeon required because of bio mechanics. This intelligent option can improve your survivability and save your life"

    • @ixthizzar
      @ixthizzar Před 2 lety +1812

      Begin to gouge out your eye, sending them into a shocked state. Remove their eye while grabbing the gun. Transplant it into your newly empty socket to achieve Mangekyou Sharingan. Take the other as a spare for later, before getting rid of evidence with your most powerful fire jutsu."

    • @vigilanterorschach2600
      @vigilanterorschach2600 Před 2 lety +458

      @@ixthizzar I seriously missed out on this part in Naruto, is this a filler episode or fanfiction?

    • @karm4
      @karm4 Před 2 lety +147

      Ahh I see, the bio-mechanics

    • @Jarlaxle_Baenre
      @Jarlaxle_Baenre Před 2 lety +46

      Don’t forget the nose.

    • @boashkan_05
      @boashkan_05 Před 2 lety +54

      Omggggg that’s hilarious I almost died reading this 😂😂😂

  • @neffomp
    @neffomp Před rokem +187

    I love how none of Dale's "teachings" work if the attacker uses the main advantage guns offer... range.

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller Před rokem +4

      If they just take like two big steps back

    • @ShaggyRogers1
      @ShaggyRogers1 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@datguymiller If they just pull their arms holding the gun back towards their body....

    • @Fartomicbomb
      @Fartomicbomb Před 10 měsíci +2

      well the first step is to run toward the attacker at full speed, pull the slider back and now you have a weapon.

    • @leidsonzangao4797
      @leidsonzangao4797 Před 20 dny +1

      and have a reaction time that can be measured with a calendar

  • @AceArata
    @AceArata Před rokem +112

    10:01 is legitimately a good way to response to a knife attack

  • @ancapftw9113
    @ancapftw9113 Před 2 lety +6056

    "I'm taking your child."
    Father: *redirects gun towards child in back seat.*

    • @charlesdewemple9085
      @charlesdewemple9085 Před 2 lety +7

      not funny

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini Před 2 lety +489

      @@charlesdewemple9085 I thought it was hilarious, so do almost 80 other people, lighten up

    • @charlesdewemple9085
      @charlesdewemple9085 Před 2 lety +5

      @@AeneasGemini Fine then, it is an unfunny joke.

    • @Tojo89
      @Tojo89 Před 2 lety +310

      @@charlesdewemple9085 Comedy is subjective. Therefore it is funny.

    • @zekkile7993
      @zekkile7993 Před 2 lety +259

      @@charlesdewemple9085 As someone who has attempted to kidnap a child in this situation, this is funny like hell

  • @gfullcrayon562
    @gfullcrayon562 Před 2 lety +10918

    Quick advice for the person who is committing a armed robbery: Don’t stand at a kissable distance from whoever you are robbing, they might have watched a self defense tiktok.

    • @pontiacmaniac7772
      @pontiacmaniac7772 Před 2 lety +827

      That’s just gun 101. Why even buy a gun if you aren’t using it at a distance. Might as well just bring a knife😂

    • @noleeresto3473
      @noleeresto3473 Před 2 lety +66

      How are you gonna take the wallet then?

    • @g2ltt733
      @g2ltt733 Před 2 lety +395

      @@noleeresto3473 tell that person to slide it to you

    • @noleeresto3473
      @noleeresto3473 Před 2 lety +64

      @@g2ltt733 and if they say they left it at home?

    • @codbeast914
      @codbeast914 Před 2 lety +147

      @@noleeresto3473 pick someone walking withthere phone out there worth money

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Před rokem +279

    the sentence that instantly obliterates all of Dale's training;
    "i want you to take your wallet out and throw it over here, if you take a step anywhere i'll shoot you"

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 Před 10 měsíci +60

      Dale when he realizes that people who have a gun usually aim at a distance

    • @TJB-Gaming
      @TJB-Gaming Před 7 měsíci +7

      Dale: *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@antismo9998 Do they? Do we have any feet/meter numbers on the average distance mugger uses his gun from while quickly trying to robb your ass and leave.

    • @thepjup4507
      @thepjup4507 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Jebu911 yes, actually, that information is widely available. just google it. from recent memory its ~7m max, usually less.

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@Jebu9112 meters or directly against your back.
      Most shootings in the “Self defense” range. I’d assume it’d be the same

  • @nicbah7779
    @nicbah7779 Před rokem +79

    1:38 i love that you can see that the natural human reaction would be to pull the gun back making it ready to fire again

  • @Electricdynamite
    @Electricdynamite Před 2 lety +2918

    "I'm taking you to a secondary location!" That has to be one of the most threatening things I've ever heard in my life. Charlie really is an incredible actor.

    • @murgatroydfungus4352
      @murgatroydfungus4352 Před 2 lety +25

      Dale just came in his pants hearing that

    • @gordonbeiser5431
      @gordonbeiser5431 Před 2 lety +40

      Naw Naw naw sister you not taking me to no secondary location! You want it? Got get it! "And then you run the other way"

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/video.html,..

    • @Jake-yz3qv
      @Jake-yz3qv Před 2 lety +15

      GIVE ME YOUR CHILD.

    • @IEdjumacate
      @IEdjumacate Před 2 lety +4

      @@gordonbeiser5431 such a great special 😂

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming Před 2 lety +28901

    I love how ALL of Dale's tactics fail if the gunman is 5ft away

    • @CozyGoes
      @CozyGoes Před 2 lety +3265

      robbers when they discover walking

    • @blondie5835
      @blondie5835 Před 2 lety +2256

      Getta load of this guy, he doesn’t even know the zig zag technique.

    • @drakorocket6535
      @drakorocket6535 Před 2 lety +843

      @@blondie5835 He hasn't played rust obviously

    • @qwerteria7366
      @qwerteria7366 Před 2 lety +373

      social distancing actually helps

    • @thetechconspiracy2
      @thetechconspiracy2 Před 2 lety +294

      Wouldn't pretty much any disarming technique fail at that distance? At that point you should probably just start running away, moving erratically to help prevent them from aiming at vitals.

  • @DesNuts170
    @DesNuts170 Před 10 měsíci +11

    "Alright, first, you wanna get shot and die. This makes it easier for your attacker to do what they need. They also can't hurt you if you're already dead."

  • @RealBasil143
    @RealBasil143 Před 3 měsíci +9

    imagine holding someone at gunpoint and they just yell at you "YOU'RE OFLINE!"

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 Před 2 lety +3825

    I would be seriously questioning my life decisions if a 5’6 man was holding me at gunpoint while I was in my car asking me for my child

    • @MattIsntYoung
      @MattIsntYoung Před 2 lety +80

      @YeaMan you can't even spell girl give up the ghost

    • @MattIsntYoung
      @MattIsntYoung Před 2 lety +24

      Child: Surrendered Immediately 🤣

    • @chom4286
      @chom4286 Před 2 lety +48

      @YeaMan that’s a weird way of spelling “i grew up without a father”

    • @fearthebacon7024
      @fearthebacon7024 Před 2 lety

      Rumple stillskin

    • @peteydoggen
      @peteydoggen Před 2 lety +25

      this whole reply section is just bots

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +7619

    This is legit a great lesson on how to get shot as many times as possible

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar Před rokem +102

    The best part is Charlie being genuinely impressed by his friends techniques

  • @nahhfam7678
    @nahhfam7678 Před rokem +95

    I had a Krav coach who I realised was legit in that there was no attempts to sugarcoat or bullshit any special techniques or moves and in a way it hurt the business as people wanted those easy confidence boosting things like that guy shows. I was interested in doing instructor training down so I was allowed to attend the military only class that couldn't do before and it was night and day difference. The civilian class deals with de-escalation and fitness and extremely selective direction for when force was reccomended. The idea for that class is that survival is the focus so verbal communication and best way comply with attackers is the main philosphy based on the idea that if someone who was going to kill you would do it from 10 meters away or further so they usually want something and only when they try to take you somewhere that force is considered or imminent threat to life. The other class was totally different and had the caveat that the hand to hand situation is totally different for soldiers and will almost certainly result in serious injury in some form or another for you and the opponent. The direction is that after the initial move, its pure violence that will win it rather than a clean disarm no-jutsu. I saw how seriously he meant about getting injuries when each scenario or exercise would follow medical practice for the most likely injuries for each one. I.e disarming a knife will almost always get you cut up or stabs as the actual techniques taught involve the use of blocking with a forearm and the retaliation by anyone trained is to drag the knife away and dig it into the flesh, opening it all up so once the fight is done, you have to torniquet and assess how much blood you have lost. There were even exercises that involve attempting to maim or cripple the opponent so that if they kill you, the next person who comes in can finish them off. It was gnarly, like CS GO entry fragging in real life.

    • @area.man.
      @area.man. Před rokem

      It's amazing how trainers differ. I swear there is an instructor certificate mill out there certifying anyone that pays enough. My first instructor was the best I ever had to the point I could have walked into the others and taught their stuff day one.
      Now D U.S.T, that Dale guy will straight up get you killed.

    • @twistedthe1
      @twistedthe1 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Tldr

    • @senzatieee
      @senzatieee Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@twisted_memes TLDR: weapons will fuck you up

  • @Freshy111
    @Freshy111 Před 2 lety +2222

    Dude makes self defense videos exactly how I imagine Dwight Schrute would.

    • @c_______________
      @c_______________ Před 2 lety +77

      Dwight would unnecessarily hurt the demo guy

    • @weeddagr8988
      @weeddagr8988 Před 2 lety +25

      Dwight would kick himself in the nuts, as seen previously

    • @thrawnedits5860
      @thrawnedits5860 Před 2 lety +12

      We all know the only worth opponent of Dwight is Dwight

    • @justjanuary
      @justjanuary Před 2 lety +14

      Scranton Urban Survival Training

    • @r.l.mcdermid6034
      @r.l.mcdermid6034 Před 2 lety

      @@thrawnedits5860 he has competition

  • @commanderblock3666
    @commanderblock3666 Před 2 lety +4419

    "I don't have arms, sir" is actually a really good method, because they'll just sit there trying to comprehend how you're driving a car and before they know it, you took their gun.

  • @Jonathan-os2eg
    @Jonathan-os2eg Před rokem +150

    I believe the gun slide stopping part isn't gonna do anything. Once that trigger is pulled the hammer goes and it will strike before reciprocating a new round into the chamber. all that does is save you from being shot twice.

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Před rokem +8

      If you stop the slide in the rearward position (even slightly, if I'm not mistaken) then it will prevent the gun from firing. If you stop the slide in a forward position, you will get shot lol.

    • @Jonathan-os2eg
      @Jonathan-os2eg Před rokem +5

      @@EzekiesAcheron yeah but if the trigger was already pulled your still getting shot once. Sliding the slide back keeps it from chambering a new round till the slide comes forward again once you let go. No matter what if that trigger is pulled even pulling it back you’ll be shot once

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Před rokem +17

      @@Jonathan-os2eg you forgot one crucial detail, the extractor. If you pull the slide rearward the chambered round is coming out of battery and won't be able to be fired.

    • @MrKing-qd7gi
      @MrKing-qd7gi Před rokem +11

      It can't be fired with the slide back even a little but there's is one important detail. The slide takes way more force to pull back than an airsoft gun. An airsoft gun you can probably pull it back with your tongue. A real gun a child could probably not pull the slide back, at least not without a ton of effort. You could still do it obviously, but this would make this technique noticeably harder and more than likely result in you just pushing the dudes arms back and getting shot unless he's got really stiff arms before you touch the gun for some reason, but that's just unreliable more so than basic disarm techniques.

    • @zacattack32441
      @zacattack32441 Před rokem +1

      @Jonathan when the slide moves back, it pulls the hammer/striker back as well. That's no to mention you can't fire the gun with an open chamber or that the round would have been, if not extracted completely, then not properly seated in the chamber.

  • @rxqsfax3269
    @rxqsfax3269 Před rokem +12

    1:20 this guy, just something about how he talks. And the way his finger tips are touching eachother is just so... i cant even describe it

  • @migusta5745
    @migusta5745 Před 2 lety +3880

    Can confirm as someone who died using those techniques, very realistic kudos to Charlie and his crew!

  • @QuixEnd
    @QuixEnd Před 2 lety +1437

    This was actually so hilarious best quote.
    _"Well, ya can't win 'em all, maybe better luck next time"_

    • @gemuman221
      @gemuman221 Před 2 lety +64

      I love the entire premise of this video at face value is a couple of guys come up to rob this guy and then become so impressed by his self defense skills that they break out a camera and start testing the extent of his prowess

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic Před 2 lety +8

      Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 Před 2 lety +4

      Putting this on my gravestone now, thanks

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor Před 2 lety +7

      Better luck in the afterlife

    • @QuixEnd
      @QuixEnd Před 2 lety +1

      @@Mr12Relic it's not about how you get shot, it's how you get shot and try again. There's always next time

  • @shitongoogle1132
    @shitongoogle1132 Před rokem +41

    Something to remember is that the recoil spring in real guns is waaay stronger than an airsoft one, it takes a lot more force to move the slide back. I was surprised by this the first time I shot a real pistol, I actually thought the slide was stuck for a moment when I first tried to chamber a round. It also won't lock back if there's more ammo left.

    • @thepapschmearmd
      @thepapschmearmd Před 4 měsíci +3

      Came to say this. I’ve never carried a gun where the slide racked back so easily lol.

  • @thexintrovert
    @thexintrovert Před rokem +29

    When he grabbed the barrel of the gun and Charlie stepped back, popped the 'mag' back in, and shot, I nearly spit my beer out 😂😂

  • @BigmanHagfish
    @BigmanHagfish Před 2 lety +1528

    I firmly believe that this guy got in a argument with a doctor and is just trying to send as much people to the hospital as possible just to annoy him

    • @ArMentorLazada
      @ArMentorLazada Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/nEbJgHGjEjA/video.html

    • @mrbigbankuchiface_3352
      @mrbigbankuchiface_3352 Před 2 lety +53

      People shoot from a distance canceling all these techniques out you will die 100 % of the time lol

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Před 2 lety +5

      maybe he's from hell and satan is bored so he wants more souls down there

    • @cleanseroftheworld
      @cleanseroftheworld Před 2 lety +4

      Nah, he got into an argument with the guy at the damn Morgue!

    • @qlus
      @qlus Před 2 lety +1

      That would just pay him more bonuses

  • @auxuriousz
    @auxuriousz Před 2 měsíci +2

    Former estsof member here, distance counters all of these half functional tactics. My instructor told us to have at least 1m of distance between my enemy's hands and my gun. Bonus points if he cannot see the gun directly. You have a ranged weapon, take advantage of it

  • @tuckergoodin7684
    @tuckergoodin7684 Před rokem +13

    I just like to imagine that both people have watched DUST, and so as soon as the victim takes the gun the other person just goes and does the exact same thing in a never ending loop

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Před 27 dny

      This was a Rocket Jump skit

  • @back-woods
    @back-woods Před 2 lety +3322

    Lol i wouldn't be surprised if dale said "fake a seizure so when the attacker goes to check your pockets, you'll have the element of surprise"

    • @socalkook370
      @socalkook370 Před 2 lety +182

      There's a legit case where a shop owner faked a heart attack so he could have time to reach for his gun and pop the robber lmao

    • @heddshot87
      @heddshot87 Před 2 lety +51

      Bruh if you make a seizure like move in front of an agressor with a gun he's gonna freak out and shoot you

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 Před 2 lety +6

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.

    • @HuntressCarolina8D
      @HuntressCarolina8D Před 2 lety +4

      I think Nick Offerman had a story about doing something similar in one of his books. Except he just acted like a complete lunatic instead. Lol

    • @emmangenta
      @emmangenta Před 2 lety +16

      @@socalkook370 Yo wasn't that guy who owned the gun store a vietnam war vet?

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 Před rokem +52

    I want to see one of these self defense TikToks where some is pointing a gun at the guy through a car windows and the guy just slowly raises the window in response, it’d be about as effective as Dale’s techniques

  • @AnimeBugle
    @AnimeBugle Před rokem +14

    Remember kids always shoot first and ask questions later.

  • @dauntingkitty
    @dauntingkitty Před 2 lety +3139

    Dale needs to try out his techniques against someone he isn’t paying

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 Před 2 lety +179

      Maybe thats the real tech, pay off your enemies

    • @bluespirit8590
      @bluespirit8590 Před 2 lety +24

      What do you know? you were cut in half by maul

    • @Jogyot3260
      @Jogyot3260 Před 2 lety +13

      @@bluespirit8590 *what do you know? I cut you half
      - Maul

    • @numberiforgot
      @numberiforgot Před 2 lety +7

      I comment on all his videos telling him to let me come and test his techniques and the comments always get deleted.

    • @zazaplug4581
      @zazaplug4581 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pleasedontwatchthese9593 Isnt the money what they after tho lol

  • @Grimmers
    @Grimmers Před 2 lety +4885

    Caleb channeled that defense instructor energy fucking perfectly lol.

    • @potatobearsmo
      @potatobearsmo Před 2 lety +167

      Hello, this is Caleb with Tampa Urban Survival Training
      That is an advanced technique we teach at Tampa Urban Survival Training
      Those spaced out words make me laugh every single time

    • @lejoeruiz6126
      @lejoeruiz6126 Před 2 lety +8

      Man penguin is sooo short... he’s like 5’2 max.

    • @ProdCashhier
      @ProdCashhier Před 2 lety +28

      @@lejoeruiz6126 he's 5'6

    • @NotoriousTOAD
      @NotoriousTOAD Před 2 lety +10

      Try a single one of these moves in Newark New Jersey and you'd be fucking dead before you blinked an eye

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird Před 2 lety +31

      I'm not even kidding, this is actually the first video I've seen with him in it so I legit thought they were at some actual defense class because of that opening.
      What other videos has he been in?

  • @liqix3544
    @liqix3544 Před rokem +6

    "That's my purse, I don't know you"
    -Bobby Hill

  • @ProudRavenclaw23
    @ProudRavenclaw23 Před rokem +8

    6:44 the funniest thing I've heard all year 😅

  • @adamg.2926
    @adamg.2926 Před 2 lety +10916

    Game Theory: Dale is immortal but doesn't realize it. So he goes around sketchy alleyways practicing his "techniques" and getting shot every time. But since he's bullet-proof he always survives and now thinks that his moves actually work.

    • @beastofbeasts2433
      @beastofbeasts2433 Před 2 lety +46

      They do work though.

    • @samlyons1714
      @samlyons1714 Před 2 lety +175

      No they don't watch like 3 videos reviewing dales tactics

    • @beepboop2021
      @beepboop2021 Před 2 lety +61

      Charlie legit invited dale to try use those techniques and Charlie got clowned on and admired he was wrong

    • @beepboop2021
      @beepboop2021 Před 2 lety +12

      Admitted

    • @Mad_Leroy
      @Mad_Leroy Před 2 lety +12

      Underrated comment🤣

  • @That_Puppet
    @That_Puppet Před 2 lety +889

    I love how every single online self defense course assumes the assailant is not only immobile, but also within 3 inches of you

    • @blainejackson2857
      @blainejackson2857 Před 2 lety +99

      Lol right? Like who the actual fuck would put the gun directly into someone’s chest or skull or something. They would always keep a distance of a few feet so that they have the advantage of being able to shoot you before you can even reach them.

    • @sojtus8681
      @sojtus8681 Před 2 lety +42

      @@blainejackson2857 Well the only real scenario why you would put the gun so close, is if you are trying to be stealthy without being noticed by anybody else around, or if you are bluffing with an empty gun.
      That or if you have no confidence in actually being able to hit a target from further then spiting distance. :D

    • @EldeNice
      @EldeNice Před 2 lety +34

      Because those are the requirements for most of the "techniques" to work. You can't disarm someone from a distance and you have like 99% chance of getting shot if the assailant remembers he has other limbs haha

    • @sojtus8681
      @sojtus8681 Před 2 lety +4

      To be fair there is not much point in teaching anything that doesn´t assume those things, since at that point your only real move is to pray he is a bad shot. :D

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 Před 2 lety

      Also is barely holding onto the gun.

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 Před rokem +2

    Everyone loves to imagine that if they were to get mugged, they'd turn into John Wick and pull some cinematic action movie shit.
    But more realistically, most of this wouldn't work and almost anyone who'd try this in a real situation would just be giving themselves a death sentence.

  • @jayclark5912
    @jayclark5912 Před rokem +26

    This gave me some decent Monday laughs. Thanks guys.

  • @feycatt1332
    @feycatt1332 Před 2 lety +598

    the only thing ive learned from dale's self defense class is that if i want to hold somebody at gun point, i should do it from a distance, preferably beyond arms length.

    • @penttikoivuniemi2146
      @penttikoivuniemi2146 Před 2 lety +102

      Yeah, that's the thing really. This stuff will only have any chance of working if the mugger is dumb enough to actually push the barrel against you, CCTV footage exists of people doing these crazy disarms in real life because the criminals came too close. But why the fuck would you risk it, if somebody holds you at gunpoint, it means they want your money and aren't out to kill you. Just give them your wallet and walk away alive.

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 Před 2 lety +12

      Honestly I would immediately see the gun and not hear what the mugger said causing me to take off leaving a trail of sh*t behind me.

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp Před 2 lety +35

      @@penttikoivuniemi2146 Don't forget the people who do actual disarms are military veterans with years of experience who do drills against people who actually fight back. That garbage shit he shows just has the aggressor focus entirely on pulling the trigger that no one would actually do. They'd pull back their body, throw a punch and pull the trigger which would make any of his idiotic techniques fail.

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne Před 2 lety +7

      @@penttikoivuniemi2146 Literally this.
      I got jumped one night on my way home. Some dude and his homeboy hit me from behind and got me on the ground. I just quickly yelled out that all my shit was in my pockets. They slugged me two or three more times but they quickly took my shit and ran away.
      Like, life just isn't fair at times. You're gonna find yourself (Unfortunately) in situations where the right option is to just surrender and let them take whatever they're threatening you for. Anything they take can be replaced. Your life however, can't.
      For all videos of people managing to actually beat their mugger, there's literally dozens of unrecorded attempts that ended with people being further injured or even outright killed by a mugger. It just isn't smart to fight back in every situation.

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 Před 2 lety

      literally use the gun for what it is....... a ranged weapon

  • @Xwii610
    @Xwii610 Před 2 lety +774

    Dales lessons work 100% of the time, as long as the aggressor isn't allowed to move.

    • @buddimalliyanapathirana1767
      @buddimalliyanapathirana1767 Před 2 lety +48

      as long as the agressor has no more than two brain cells

    • @IanB9612
      @IanB9612 Před 2 lety +22

      So long as the aggressor is an NPC

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 Před 2 lety +15

      as long as the agressor is completely paralized unable to move talk or pull the trigger and also has the strenght of a new born baby and is also less than 1 meter away from you and also has no functional braincells

    • @slak6464
      @slak6464 Před 2 lety +4

      All the lessons work if you play freeze tag with the aggressor

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter Před 2 lety

      You can move if you want but it won’t help it will increase pain lol

  • @XVI2073
    @XVI2073 Před rokem +2

    love how in the DUST videos the assailant always drops the weapon as soon as he touches it

  • @TwinBow
    @TwinBow Před rokem +2

    majority of these that involve pulling the slide out of battery would be way harder to do on a real gun, it's super easy to pull the slide back on a bb gun

  • @zanebullock
    @zanebullock Před 2 lety +1455

    Dale doesn’t take into account fear and adrenaline. You would not think “ah yea I just gotta roll my shoulder around this gun, easy peasy”

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp Před 2 lety +182

      Or the attacker resisting in any form or function. I've seen any of the guys he's against do anything besides try to pull a trigger, usually a fully free second hand.

    • @chunkerino3920
      @chunkerino3920 Před 2 lety +6

      because he's just that cool

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Před 2 lety +72

      @Ryan Byrd Yeah, cause guns are only in the hood right? It’s a complete mystery how there’s mass shootings in schools, or shopping malls, dance clubs etc. You watch too many movies dude.

    • @GM-_-FinnJake007
      @GM-_-FinnJake007 Před 2 lety +13

      @@phoenixgirl70 americaaaaaaaaaaa f*** yh

    • @kaniq6120
      @kaniq6120 Před 2 lety +2

      Or the fact that people will actually you know shoot

  • @rootietootie1576
    @rootietootie1576 Před 2 lety +1899

    “If you are being attacked by someone who has a knife, let them stab you. This is exactly what you want, because now they don’t have a knife”

  • @luiscostuna6584
    @luiscostuna6584 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Imagine trying to disarm a threat by using your hands to push it sideways but then it accidentally shoots a random person

  • @kayamonn3220
    @kayamonn3220 Před rokem +3

    Another thing is that so many of these scenarios are flashy and would happen in a movie, but are nothing like the self-defense situations people would actually find themselves in

  • @baalrogg
    @baalrogg Před 2 lety +528

    The moral of the story: If you're robbing or hijacking someone, don't hold your firearm within their immediate reach at all times.

    • @CeezGeez
      @CeezGeez Před 2 lety +33

      dale’s defense techniques have no distance limit

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/video.html,..

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 Před 2 lety +49

      @@CeezGeez I'm gonna disarm the asailant from six meters away
      I'll use my psychic chi powers from the lunar energy of mars to make the enemy sh¡t his pants and cry and yeet the gun into the nearest storm drain

    • @angryoldaz3079
      @angryoldaz3079 Před 2 lety +18

      @@M.J44 jokes on you, i have a trench coat full of small firearms. I may have pissed and shat myself once, but I wont do it again!

    • @RNalison
      @RNalison Před 2 lety +6

      @@angryoldaz3079 "I can do this all day."

  • @lucadunstan3220
    @lucadunstan3220 Před 2 lety +286

    Advanced shooter technique: If you are using a ranged weapon, you can use it as a distance!

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 Před 2 lety +46

      Loading screen tip:

    • @TAKEYOURCREATINE
      @TAKEYOURCREATINE Před 2 lety +17

      Damn, guns can measure distances now?

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile Před 2 lety +15

      @@TAKEYOURCREATINE "i'm about 11 guns tall" kinda works.
      one glock = about half a foot? 🤔

    • @gaychainsaw646
      @gaychainsaw646 Před 2 lety +1

      Wow! We have made it so far now! Guns can go further 10 meters now? Woooow

  • @user-oe5tt4bf2e
    @user-oe5tt4bf2e Před 6 měsíci +1

    dales gun advice is the equivalent of saying "stop it i don't like it" to a bully

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Před rokem +5

    Nr 1 way to not get shot:
    Give the robber your wallet.

  • @cole8834
    @cole8834 Před 2 lety +4198

    These self defense things are theoretically possible; and my vietnam grandad actually disarmed a guy point blank at a bar once. But a 33% success chance or less is not worth risking your life over.

    • @ACSMEX
      @ACSMEX Před 2 lety +553

      That's the main point I guess. Under the most favorable circumstances they MAY work in a DO or DIE situation. Most of the situations people will find themselves are not like that. Just give the robber your wallet and live another day.

    • @leonhardfrommhold8463
      @leonhardfrommhold8463 Před 2 lety +201

      Yea, the push gun up one doesn't actually seem that bad and I was surprised how the gun to head one didn't always fail. But they all seem significantly worse than just giving up your wallet, these are more "hostage about to be killed" and not "wallet about to be stolen" tricks.

    • @ACSMEX
      @ACSMEX Před 2 lety +128

      @@leonhardfrommhold8463 The best move is the one with higher chances of survavility. That will usually be to just give you wallet to the armed person.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 Před 2 lety +18

      Hot darn your grandad has led an exciting life

    • @dictatorchips5688
      @dictatorchips5688 Před 2 lety +28

      These tricks are only possible if the guy with the gun is distracted

  • @AmazinglyAwkward
    @AmazinglyAwkward Před 2 lety +2101

    “This entire video is a PSA on why people need fucking gun safety”
    Matt with the BIG W
    E; just wanted to clarify, as this is one of my biggest liked comments lmao, I live in England but 110% for 2A. Does something drastically need to be done, either to the vetting process or what guns are legally allowed to be sold for self defence so we decrease things like drive by shootings and school shootings? Absolutely. Is a gun one of the best deterrents to someone trying to break into your house, steal your car, rob you or sexually harass you? Damn straight

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 Před 2 lety +27

      I can imagine backyard wrestlers trying all of this at home and inadvertently shooting themselves and their friends

    • @ArMentorLazada
      @ArMentorLazada Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/nEbJgHGjEjA/video.html

    • @Berstain_
      @Berstain_ Před 2 lety +13

      @Your Momsbox what

    • @LikeALocofirefly
      @LikeALocofirefly Před 2 lety +10

      @Your Momsbox bro are you ok lmao you sound like you’ve had a stroke

    • @KoolenDasheppi
      @KoolenDasheppi Před 2 lety +2

      @Your Momsbox What kind of drugs are you on? Lmao.

  • @Steamaroon
    @Steamaroon Před rokem +9

    The real issue with dale is that the person holding the gun is literally just standing there and letting him have it. Y’all are actually firing the pistol so when you hear the sound you know you’re blown away on that one. If dale did that he’d see how many times he’s a goner

  • @AceEclipseRL
    @AceEclipseRL Před 9 měsíci +2

    This whole operation goes caput after the shooter takes 1 step back

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender Před 2 lety +279

    Tried this myself, managed to fight off an attacker and make it out with only a few bullet wounds to the head and lungs
    Owe my life to these guys

    • @breawen
      @breawen Před 2 lety

      it only punctured your body, that's very survivable
      edit: your*

    • @sheikhjabooti
      @sheikhjabooti Před 2 lety +3

      @@breawen r/woooosh

    • @goose9514
      @goose9514 Před 2 lety +25

      Same, only got some bits of brain missing but it works

    • @Noodles.Doodles
      @Noodles.Doodles Před 2 lety +15

      People only use 10% of their brain so you can lose 90% and be fine. This intelligent option can improve your survivability.

    • @partymachine4898
      @partymachine4898 Před 2 lety +2

      Damn we gotta start using this in the military, we’d be unstoppable

  • @sithxle7546
    @sithxle7546 Před 2 lety +779

    Charlie really loves his fans he even wants to increase our survivability

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Před 2 lety +5

      i mean... wouldnt you want people who add onto your income to stick around for longer?

    • @yeetman826
      @yeetman826 Před 2 lety +3

      more merch sales

    • @thetraumatized2703
      @thetraumatized2703 Před 2 lety +1

      A true alpha to his pack

  • @SourMilk78
    @SourMilk78 Před rokem +47

    Imagine Charlie being a kung fu master with his hair in a ponytail and everything

  • @revalone3944
    @revalone3944 Před rokem +8

    7:15 i got jump scared by his hair holy moly

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg Před 2 lety +3110

    As someone who actually handles guns quite often and is around idiots who don't know what trigger discipline is, if you even flinch and the dude has that finger on the trigger he's gonna pull it before you can do anything. You have no idea how many times in the middle of explaining what trigger discipline is I just hear a 'click' followed by an "ooh oops" under someone's breath. It's a lot more funny when they've got the shotguns and they click much louder

    • @mee2556
      @mee2556 Před 2 lety +136

      so basically reflex right?

    • @Rageaholic2213
      @Rageaholic2213 Před 2 lety +322

      Literally the best self defense advice for an armed assailant is get the fuck away as quickly as possible.

    • @predalien1413
      @predalien1413 Před 2 lety +35

      Example you present is flawed, those learning or operating weapon for recreation have a different mentality. The operation on ones trigger during something like this will either be sloppy or delayed. Ex) Take the incident with the retired veteran against two hooligans who tired to rob. Their position and opportunities had at a very advantageous spot. But due their mindset failed miserably.

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety +8

      czcams.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/video.html,..

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 Před 2 lety +6

      If he had any sort of basic grasp of math, he would know how wrong he is.

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel Před 2 lety +818

    "Give me your child!"
    Charlie's Maximillianmus impression is spot-on. No wonder he's known as the stand out actor in the Hunger Games.

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 Před 2 lety +9

      Underrated comment

    • @user-bv7qt5xs1p
      @user-bv7qt5xs1p Před 2 lety +7

      i forgot that he even existed

    • @code_koriel
      @code_koriel Před 2 lety +3

      @@user-bv7qt5xs1p same here. But Charlie's amazing performance reminded me of that skidmark

    • @user-bv7qt5xs1p
      @user-bv7qt5xs1p Před 2 lety +1

      @@code_koriel agreed

  • @subliteratemoron
    @subliteratemoron Před 8 měsíci +1

    Head goes forward, weapon goes up and back, bullet enters head.

  • @eddie_boy_1060
    @eddie_boy_1060 Před 10 měsíci +2

    2:26 “can’t win ‘em all” *me talking about being held at gun point*

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow Před 2 lety +2697

    All of these methods will get you in the morgue. 💀

  • @filthyfrank7857
    @filthyfrank7857 Před 2 lety +605

    Imagine disarming this guy who had you driving at gunpoint....just for you to crash afterwards because your hands left the wheel

    • @dokeshiXghoulz
      @dokeshiXghoulz Před 2 lety +37

      That is really counter-productive unless you wanna take like 3 ppl with you to the afterlife

    • @sirchafa8472
      @sirchafa8472 Před 2 lety +33

      Triple kill

    • @topasworld2538
      @topasworld2538 Před 2 lety +19

      Turn on Tesla autopilot secretly

    • @dokeshiXghoulz
      @dokeshiXghoulz Před 2 lety +2

      @@sirchafa8472 *HOLY SHIIIIIT*

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead Před 2 lety +1

      @@dokeshiXghoulz If they're all criminals too, then good enough!
      "Nobody kills me, except me!"

  • @sungnankang
    @sungnankang Před 11 měsíci +3

    It so wholesome just some dudes having fun

  • @subalt2586
    @subalt2586 Před rokem +1

    At 11:24 as someone who does Jiu-Jitsu that is a warmup. Its called a "Hip-escape." You use it to escape mount, which is what he literally is teaching you is a mount escape.

  • @playboicatie
    @playboicatie Před 2 lety +443

    On a completely real note, a friend of mine was in a car when someone ran up to his window with a gun and tried to rob him. My friend tried to grab the gun and take it. he was shot twice at close range, both bullets punctured his right lung and he died within minutes. These self defense tactics are incredibly unrealistic and dangerous. Thanks for showing exactly why they don’t work.

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 Před 2 lety +9

      Lol

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer Před 2 lety +19

      > My friend tried to grab the gun and take it
      How do you know? Were you there?

    • @higoodbye7545
      @higoodbye7545 Před 2 lety +152

      @@waldolemmer yknow they do investigations when people die sometimes?

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer Před 2 lety

      @@higoodbye7545 But how would they know he grabbed the gun from an investigation/autopsy?

    • @gmxgm
      @gmxgm Před 2 lety +32

      @@waldolemmer You know this things happen right? Not everybody reacts the same so is quite common shit like that happens

  • @danl7442
    @danl7442 Před 2 lety +242

    These techniques absolutely work, if your attacker has the grip of a toddler and you happen to be bullet proof

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne Před 2 lety +8

      And if they have frequent brain lapses.

    • @stop.me.7395
      @stop.me.7395 Před 2 lety +3

      If you're bullet proof then there's no point in disarming the attacker lol. Just take the bullets like a chad and slam his/her head on the ground.

    • @CeezGeez
      @CeezGeez Před 2 lety +1

      also the toddler willingly hands you the gun as soon as you reach for it

    • @lennaymaboyyy4848
      @lennaymaboyyy4848 Před 2 lety

      and if they are very drunk

  • @jon_weetz
    @jon_weetz Před rokem +1

    3:38 well there’s an advance technique right there
    pd: that moment made me cry

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love the idea that the robber is thinking of what they want WHILE robbing someone

  • @Alex20158
    @Alex20158 Před 2 lety +445

    I also love Dale's lack of explanation that a real handgun slide is a LOT harder to pull back than an airsoft gun.

    • @nicv7380
      @nicv7380 Před 2 lety +13

      It’s not really tho

    • @helovedher1845
      @helovedher1845 Před 2 lety +10

      @@nicv7380 the commenter is a stick so its hard for him

    • @nicv7380
      @nicv7380 Před 2 lety +5

      @@helovedher1845 but like regardless. It literally requires almost no effort

    • @smoothyreal2205
      @smoothyreal2205 Před 2 lety +48

      @@helovedher1845 have either of y’all shot a gun before? its not hard to pull back but definitely not as easy as an airsoft gun

    • @thelastdadonearth
      @thelastdadonearth Před 2 lety

      @@nicv7380 Let's try it.

  • @putraseptiadi3071
    @putraseptiadi3071 Před 2 lety +638

    I swear those self defense advice is actually a guide for life speedrun.

    • @ShinigamiStudiosDE
      @ShinigamiStudiosDE Před 2 lety +18

      Bad ending %

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/video.html,..

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby Před 2 lety

      Definitely, you will have to experience RNG as you try to guess if your attacker has enough reaction time to shoot you or completely miss the timing and you get a counter attack.

    • @vigilanterorschach2600
      @vigilanterorschach2600 Před 2 lety +2

      @Aroko 76 Or do what they say, chances are you are not gonna make it in time and they might just pull the trigger the moment you flinch becasue they are scared themselves. Most robbers aren't well-trained people or mass murderers and they don't want to kill you just threaten you enough so that you give up your valuables but if something goes wrong, they might pull the trigger. Unless your are ex-millitary and you have been trained by real professionals, please just give up your wallet and try to make a run for it when they are fleeing. Don't try to be a hero.

    • @sorimasn
      @sorimasn Před 2 lety

      I’m going for a pb.

  • @darrylatienza4169
    @darrylatienza4169 Před rokem +2

    I couldn’t stop watching 3:45

  • @ImNotGam
    @ImNotGam Před rokem +1

    10:00 "so I have practiced this one and I know what to do"
    BANG!

  • @TheNovaZone
    @TheNovaZone Před 2 lety +2518

    Matt's "I have no arms" technique could quite possibly be the best self defense method there is

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 Před rokem +123

      well then give me your... um wait, how are you driving?

    • @synnamon_toast_crunch
      @synnamon_toast_crunch Před rokem +81

      @@HPD1171 once they're distracted take the gun

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před rokem +27

      @@HPD1171 ever seen those wheelchairs they control with their chin?

    • @Unstrict
      @Unstrict Před rokem +6

      ​@@thesaviorofsouls5210 bro wtf why just walk

    • @shinbu121
      @shinbu121 Před rokem +4

      why are you in the driver's seat when you don't have arms LMAO

  • @justsomeberd7407
    @justsomeberd7407 Před 2 lety +2108

    I never realized how short Charlie is until he’s up next to someone he’s like a max level dwarf from a MMO RPG game

    • @tola6327
      @tola6327 Před 2 lety +99

      With how short he is it's probably a better idea to just duck down, a shooter would never be able to reach that far down to shoot him

    • @jetrouski76
      @jetrouski76 Před 2 lety +101

      5'6 isn't THAT short. It's just that the other guys are pretty tall. Especially the guy that's like 6'6 lol

    • @Elogamer15
      @Elogamer15 Před 2 lety +23

      But Charlie's like 6'5

    • @justsomeberd7407
      @justsomeberd7407 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Elogamer15 he’s 5,6 you got the numbers mixed up

    • @Elogamer15
      @Elogamer15 Před 2 lety +74

      @@justsomeberd7407 no, I don't think so. He's a 6'5 260lb behimoth.

  • @Pengkip
    @Pengkip Před rokem +1

    2:56 is still my favorite moment.
    “How else are you supposed to kill me Matt?”
    *gunshot*

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj Před rokem +5

    I'd imagine criminals would look up videos on how professionals train to avoid getting robbed and read the comments, now they know all they gotta do is be 5ft away

  • @candshoes1890
    @candshoes1890 Před 2 lety +445

    Detroit urban survival actually has a great business model. Anyone who’s tried his moves is dead and can’t tell anyone it doesn’t work

    • @albofrfr
      @albofrfr Před 2 lety +29

      That's actually pretty smart

    • @GoldLink364
      @GoldLink364 Před 2 lety +9

      Survivor bias be like

    • @1-501Infantry
      @1-501Infantry Před 2 lety +7

      I've actually said that in his comments lol. All his fans were devastated. All his stuff is done in a controlled enviorment, with no resistance being offered, as is done at his desired speed. Everyone who's been in some shit knows your plan never survives first contact. Catch this dude outside of his "training sessions" and he would get his ass smoked and placed In a body bag

  • @CharLeeTheDoomCat
    @CharLeeTheDoomCat Před 2 lety +316

    This video saved my life.
    I was in a situation where I was pointing a gun at an old lady at close distance but then I remembered this video and realised that she could disarm me and use my gun against me so I stepped away so she couldn't reach me anymore and shot her

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 Před rokem +1

    3:40
    I love this.

  • @ceferistul05
    @ceferistul05 Před rokem +2

    reminds me of a video with a family (father, mother and daughter) doing this group pistol drill where they would constantly get in each other's way or get caught in a crossfire. i anyone finds it, you're a gentleman and a scholar

  • @kapiderechte
    @kapiderechte Před 2 lety +325

    "you moved the gun, that's not allowed" the sentence all the 'tactics' depend on

  • @jamesfitzgerald8267
    @jamesfitzgerald8267 Před 2 lety +629

    Literally all of these "techniques" fail immediately if the attacker just takes 2 steps back.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 Před 2 lety +3

      And body armor is useless if they just aim for your head or legs... so why does anyone bother wearing it at all!

    • @thing4826
      @thing4826 Před 2 lety +47

      @@mikethompson2745 because aiming for the legs is hard. Taking two steps isn't.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thing4826 If you're two steps away, legs are hard to miss.

    • @thing4826
      @thing4826 Před 2 lety +27

      @@mikethompson2745 well good thing the taking two steps back and wearing body armor aren't involved with each other and are instead two completely different actions.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 Před 2 lety

      @@thing4826 Nice goal post move, when the obvious point is "not everything is effective or useful all the time, but every little bit helps in the right circumstance"

  • @jonathanehn3525
    @jonathanehn3525 Před 3 měsíci +1

    To help the active shooter, he's having a hard time.
    1. It helps to be more than 1 arms length away from your victim if you have a firearm.
    2. Always carry a melee weapon, but a knife is always more personal.
    3. Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading.

  • @EduardoTorres-gf8hi
    @EduardoTorres-gf8hi Před 3 měsíci

    Man am I glad I listened to the Campbell Urban Survival Training Against Robber Dudes. Really helped me to survive against a robber, dude.

  • @rippilot2113
    @rippilot2113 Před 2 lety +428

    The worst part is that all of these techniques rely on the shooter being dumb enough to get so close that they're literally pressing the barrel into you

    • @wizardcat3848
      @wizardcat3848 Před 2 lety +9

      Lmao yeah. But some people are dumb

    • @assgoblin9937
      @assgoblin9937 Před 2 lety +24

      You underestimate how stupid people can be though, but yeah

    • @ezragonda5378
      @ezragonda5378 Před 2 lety +25

      Well any gun disarm requires the robber to be close to you. If they were going to kill you, they’d have done it already. If someone with a gun gets in close to you, it’s because they want something.

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 Před 2 lety +2

      Or not struggle when the other person is grabbing the gun.

    • @lilcreaper007
      @lilcreaper007 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ezragonda5378 yeah as someone who's been robbed before most are desperate and ate just thieves not killers. But put baby in a corner there's no knowing what people are capable off in desperation

  • @prestondanner5037
    @prestondanner5037 Před 2 lety +843

    Assuming he actually has an audience in Detroit someone has 100% died trying this shit

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 Před 2 lety +52

      People actually pay money to learn this

    • @challengesweekly2568
      @challengesweekly2568 Před 2 lety

      So what's your advice?

    • @billklatsch5058
      @billklatsch5058 Před 2 lety +110

      @@challengesweekly2568 Dont take advice from someone on tiktok is a start...

    • @runics8052
      @runics8052 Před 2 lety +63

      @@challengesweekly2568 to do what the fucking guy says, they probably dont have any intention to shoot you, avoid these situations, and dont take advice from tiktok

    • @byronhenry6518
      @byronhenry6518 Před 2 lety +88

      That’s the best part. The people who died can’t leave bad reviews.

  • @NeoStele
    @NeoStele Před rokem +2

    "Disabling the firearm" only works that way if it has a hammer. They're using a striker fire weapon, and pushing the slide back will have no effect on the weapon being able to fire.

  • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
    @IMINSIDEYOURMUM Před rokem +1

    This was an incredible bruh moment. Cried of laughter, loved it!

  • @AZREDFERN
    @AZREDFERN Před 2 lety +2024

    To be fair, literally any kind of counter will give you a decent chance if someone is holding you point-blank, Hollywood style. If you’re ever holding someone at gun point (in a defense situation), never get any closer than 20 feet. Police have learned from MANY instances that an attacker can easily cover shorter distances before being stopped. Point blank gives them easy access to your own gun, and it’s actually easier to dodge or run. Imagine being 20 feet away. You start running 3 feet left or right, they only have to move the barrel an inch. If you’re point blank, 3 feet is 3 feet.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Před 2 lety +21

      Doesn't accuracy suffer from 20 feet?

    • @alexarchivechannel6673
      @alexarchivechannel6673 Před 2 lety +217

      @@Resi1ience yeah but if you miss just pull the trigger again.
      And again.
      They have a lot of ground to cover before reaching you. You should hit a shot by then

    • @jonathonloredo8026
      @jonathonloredo8026 Před 2 lety +118

      @@Resi1ience I mean, yes and no, depends on how experienced the shooter is, but 20 feet is perfectly reasonable to be able to keep on target with a handgun that you’re even remotely familiar with. No firearm (that’s made well) is ineffective at 20 feet or less accurate inherently

    • @C4RL1NN
      @C4RL1NN Před 2 lety +15

      @@alexarchivechannel6673 doesn’t matter, they can easily cover that ground, take the gun from you and kill you even if you’ve hit them more than a few times.
      Sooo many police body cam vids back this up. Remember that one vid donut operator made where he showed some body cam footage of a cop putting (IIRC) like 15+ rounds into a perp and the dude just kept on charging/fighting? It’s because of this that, even if you have your CCW and are a good shot, you should still work on your ground game at least a little- at least to the point where you’re proficient in the basics.

    • @alexarchivechannel6673
      @alexarchivechannel6673 Před 2 lety +11

      @@C4RL1NN This wasn't even about whether you would kill the person.
      It's about whether you'd be able to hit a single shot from 20 feet away with (presumably) a semi-automatic handgun.
      I have seen the Donut Operator video of the police officer who shot a guy with 50+ rounds and he was still up and running lmao

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy Před 2 lety +740

    this is like watching kids playing trying to imitate the characters of their favorite cartoon it's so adorable

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/video.html,..

    • @DennisHeenan
      @DennisHeenan Před 2 lety +3

      Never once did I do that as a child. I used my imagination constantly, but that specifically, yeah no.

    • @jpegson_g
      @jpegson_g Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah like acting out the dragon ball fights lmao that was the best

    • @user-jj8cp9go6m
      @user-jj8cp9go6m Před 2 lety +5

      this is even more true when seeing charlie next to the other guys because he looks tiny