Unintentional MATH ASMR 👨🏻🏫 Sleep-Inducing (and Confusing) Math Class (Lovely French Accent)
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Ah yes the three things I'm most incapable of:
Maths, French, and sleep
LOL
Best comment so far, lmao
This is a comment I can appreciate
Ah yes, the four things I'm most incapable of:
Maths, French, and sleep.
I speak English
I speak French
I don’t understand him.
Trying to relax but more stressed about imagining myself as a student STRUGGLING to understand a single word he's saying lol
griffMcTall is he talking in english? Or mixed with other language?
@@maryjeanjason6231 it's english but he has a *THICC* accent
@@Zammy-gj8xn yeah but in general terms it's still useful to just be able to communicate properly, either that or just stick to your primary language. Still the whole video is very relaxing.
Jobro110 i don’t really struggle to understand him because I am french. But I acknowledge that he s not putting that much effort into it, aaaand he definitely needs to be louder.
So true lol
Camera swings around and it’s a kindergarten class.
All soundly asleep
hahahaha that legit made me spit my coffee out.
this is even more funny because France is widely recognized as having one of the most hardcore math curriculum in the world (probably why they have the highest rate of Fields Medals per capita for countries with at least 10 million people).
...or cardboard cutouts a la "King of comedy"
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This is actually PhD french mathemathician Daniel Bennequin presenting his doctoral dissertation, he is famous for having a theory called the Bennequin-Thurston number, about math knots and topology
@Cactus Jack lmaoo i can feel it
Key word, theory
@Cactus Jack Dude, i don't know what it was about your comment that made me laugh so hard, but I legit laughed out loud at 4am and woke up my dog 😂
Will this help us get to Mars?
Cactus Jack tell him cactus jack sent you
He sounds like Robin William's portraying a shy French man who has walked into a class room and unintentionally starting teaching 😂
I csn totally hear this 😭😭😭❤️
HAHAHA oh my...
Dead Poets Society
Wtf
I can’t unhear it.
It’s always better when it’s unintentional and I don’t know why
It's because it's natural. I'm not an expert in ASMR but the fact that a lot of us watch these videos is because there is something in our brain that responds well to these kinds of sounds. I imagine that from when we're young and our brains are developing, we build up positive responses to ASMR because it's soothing, and we all have our own "triggers" that can set it off. For some people it's brushing sounds, for others its a soft accent, and when the sounds happen more naturally and we aren't expecting it we are more positively affected.
yeah this is the best i agree. forced asmr is just that, feels forced. this is how people just are in life and it feels natural for some reason.
I feel the same way about traffic violations.
I agree. I find when too many asmrtists lose their touch, I can tell that they’re trying. It’s no longer a whisper video or a soft spoken/unintelligible video just for enjoyment of doing so, it’s a sharp whisper with too many tappings. Often I think their thought process is more trigger are better. My opinion is less is more but that’s just me
Chris Moore it’s easier to explain this when someone walks in your room rather than explaining a girl licking fake ears that doubles as a mic.
Not exactly a point of pride when a teacher's class is described as sleep-inducing
Yep ahaha
Isn’t that every teachers class though??
@@NOMADCINEMATICS1 Hardly.
@@NOMADCINEMATICS1 Thankfully no, but good teachers are so rare that I won't begrudge you for not having encountered one in your entire life
Damon Self Idk man, currently in a class called “Halloween Studies 101” - next weeks topic is disinformation and spiritualism, so we get to present and analyze any conspiracy theory of our choosing. So far, it be slappin
This isn't a class, it's a visiting lecture. Don't worry about failing!
scose i noticed the comments of people who would never take his level of courses anyway as well.
@@Farsightful oh look, they're so advanced that they can get credit for uh doing nothing?
Cool 👍 Goodnight 😴
this comment made the video 10 times more relaxing, thank you
is this statistical mechanics?
He genuinely seems to be a gentle soul bless him
What gave you the impression he was a raving dangerous lunatic?
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Anyone that knows this level of math is a serial killer, they use the math to calculate the best way to catch there next prey 💀💀💀
@@mynameisntdave6012 Walter white can vouch for that.
I had a Russian teacher like this where you could not understand a word he said. Failed unfortunately. Went to a different school in the district and passed easily. So it was definitely him.
Personally, with all do respect I feel they should not really employ teachers who are so hard to understand for that reason you stated.
@@nated8678 I completely agree. Students need to focus on the material first, not spend half the time trying to understand and decide what's said.
Amusement Labs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As asmr he is excellent.
Teaching, not so much. He frequently does not complete sentences.
even with a proper accent, there's still a long way to becoming a good teacher. i had a few and they're unforgettable. it is definitely a calling
I'm from Romania, but I studied civil engineering in english, and I had a few old romanian professors who talked exactly the same as this guy. You could not understand a single thing. One was like 85 yo and sometimes fell asleep while teaching. So, I'm trained, I actually understand what he's saying lmao
85?!! Shouldn't be he retired by that age?
@@gracetamo110 he was, but in my country, if you prove there's no personnel to fill a certain position, the same person (but can be another one, too) can be re-hired, and get paid less than his usual salary, because he was also receiving retirement money
You got a superpower lol
The best comment, I can't stop laughing!
Sounds nice but the quiet soft spoken speaking with a heavy French accent mixed with the sloppy chalkboard handwriting at a university level would make this class a nightmare😂
Agreed. Definetely a class I would skip and learn by myself.
Edit: I have to revisit my comment. He is actually not that hard to follow.
😆For real!
@@red_dll props to your honesty
Daniel King
I had Cell Biology with an Iraqi man who had a lisp and whose handwriting was illegible. He knew his shit but OH MY GOD was that the most difficult class I’ve ever had to date because I couldn’t understand a damn thing he said. I had to go to every one of his office hours just to get clarification on my notes.
At college I had an off the boat lady from asia try to teach one of my classes. I failed because noone could understand her crap attempt at english. Teaching classes is not practice. Still mad at her to this day.
Imagine this guy visiting CZcams and finding his lectures reuploaded as "sleep-inducing ASMR" 🙂
Yes lol that would be strange and disappointing xD
Lol.
4 minutes 25 seconds into the video, I realized he is speaking English
😂😂😂😂. Accent thick af
0:02 the way he flip his phone
At least he has a phone! My calculus teacher didn't even have an e-mail
IKR?!
😂😂😂😂😂
As someone in their 5th year of a math doctorate, I understood a solid 60% of this lol.
could you please explain the topic he is talking about for us laymen
@skin09588 Sometimes haha
@@kendra58 Daniel Bennequin (3 January 1952) is a French mathematician, known for the Thurston-Bennequin number (sometimes called the Bennequin number) introduced in his doctoral dissertation.
In the mathematical theory of knots, the Thurston-Bennequin number, or Bennequin number, of a front diagram of a Legendrian knot is defined as the writhe of the diagram minus the number of right cusps. It is named after William Thurston and Daniel Bennequin.
The maximum Thurston-Bennequin number over all Legendrian representatives of a knot is a topological knot invariant.
This has made me discover that I miss the sound of chalk on a blackboard after finishing education 30 years ago...not the lessons, just the sound
it's never too late to go back, i have a 65 years old classmate, he's the best, i love his deadpan humour
@@alverygrissom2544 The classes are there but blackboards/chalkboards are a rarity these days
@@Jamie_Pritchard For real, my university here in South Texas got rid of almost all chalk boards in favor of white boards
@@darkprince56 Damn bruh we have TV screens instead. Even worse.
Imagine having this class around 1:30, right after lunch... no ma’am, I would fail instantly
Just reminds me of my engineering class where no one could understand the prof half the time and half the class failed so he had to bump up their scores.
my mechanics/Techonology teacher is one of the workst teachers and he dousn't bump up the score but i teach my friends on some hours instead of him because they do understand me😅
I am French. And I love how he talks. I have the exact same accent! hahaha. It's very complicated for us to remove our French accent, I don't know why.
Eh, don't feel too bad. Americans speaking French have a hard time removing their American accents, too.
French people can keep their accents ❤❤❤❤
Pareil 😂
to be honest, french accents in the english language sounds so pretty.. I love when people have accents, it sounds so much more interesting to me than our very harsh american way of speaking
It's understandable when you speak a wrong language, like French. 😂
Just kidding!
But for real.
French is such a sophisticated language.
And so is English.
And from what I've been told, American english is somehow even more difficult. Though I don't know how true that is.
Besides, i don't think it's reasonable to expect a foreigner to obtain picture perfect english pronunciation.
No moreso than for an English speaker to obtain perfect *Francais* pronunciation.
I would fail this class
His English is so poor that I have no idea what he is talking about. Not just because it's Maths.
Luckily I do understand ASMR. 😊
amiloradeon his english is not bad at all wth
@@deswegendas9034 It is very bad for Americans at least. Sounds like another language with random English words mixed in.
@@AquilaTheHun it's not really his English i noticed, it's his thick thick accent that makes his speech sound way worse than it actually is
deadass took french 3 years and all i learned was how to understand this accent
This gives me such anxiety LOL, I can imagine being so clueless in this class
Speaking for math students: That's completely normal. The secret is to embrace it. After a few years of cluelessness, there will suddenly be a moment where you're surprised that you actually understood the basics of the first ten minutes (although nothing after that), and then you just go along with that momentum :D
I literally didn't understand a single shit. I think I don't even how to count
Nice part: its asmr and I will fall to sleep
Bad part: It‘s math so I will get nighmares😀😂
Pourquoi tu mets Algéria alors que je suppose que tu vis pas la bas
My AP stats teacher would always give the most fascinating lectures but his voice was so relaxing that it made me fall asleep at least once a week
You're the master hunter of unintentional ASMR! All those binaural scenario based ones don't do a damn thing for me. I don't mean to be snobbish, but it has to happen naturally like rain or wind through the trees. I guess I'm a romantic.
Clint Beck semide coco asmr does a really good job of making it feel like a genuine interaction without purposefully repeating words, fiddling w/ latex gloves, etc, all that stuff irritates me. Also periwinkle rose
Same here
@@katieh8186 you mean the german cocoasmr?
Alf Lauren nope! Her channel name is Semide Coco asmr, she does awesome realistic medical role plays and stuff
@@katieh8186 Thanks, I'll have to check out her channel. Everybody is different and that's the great thing about CZcams, you can get all these variations.
It always amuses me how often the most brilliant scientists/mathematicians/researchers are also terrible teachers, who couldn't explain their work clearly or concisely if their lives depended on it.
Or perhaps they aren't quite as "brilliant" as the system makes them out to be.
@@Narniak69 yeah dude, that's it. Whatever calms your ego to sleep better at night.
@@Narniak69 yeah... no. I guarantee you that these guys are very smart in what they do. Doesn't mean they are smart everywhere else (his pronounciation is horrible)
@@cerealhit555 you speak much French?
@@Narniak69 he isn't brilliant sure, it's a genius
God bless all the students in his class. I can't imagine how hard it must be for them to concentrate without falling asleep.
That French accent is very soothing and calming!!
Chalk, classroom sounds, boring teacher.....perfection. 😴
Why am I so stressed about failing this class?
Lety Cancino 😂
I opened this video for 2 SECONDS and knew i'm gonna pass out to this tonight
LMAO
Sameee
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It sounds like the scientist muppet that just meeps
devindouzstuff _ HAHAHAHAHA
devindouzstuff _ Beaker?
You’re probably Thinking of the Swedish Chef 😭
@@tarijdjackson he does sound like the swedish chef too
Omg it's all I hear now. Fucking Beaker
Every math class is unintentional ASMR
Thought it was Eric Cantona for a sec
Ooh aah Cantona
I said Ooh aah Cantona
I was waiting for him to karate kick a student in the front row!
Ze seagulls follow ze trawler
@@arturobandini4078 I know unfortunately haha at least we do mate
Crystal Palace fans in the class watch out, Erics gonna kick ye in the fucking head...
I really appreciate you finding these videos and rehosting them-I have plenty of videos in my Best ASMR playlist that have been removed or unlisted by the original creators since they weren't initially meant for ASMR. I always love being able to save these videos and know they probably won't be going anywhere!
I don’t think his accent is hard to understand. It’s just that he’s speaking super quietly and mumbling half of his words
it's about entropy, this much I understand:D but seriously I admire people who research this (and whoever can follow this lecture). btw. if you like it, check out this previous Math Unintentional ASMR video: czcams.com/video/E8F7ae8fyJU/video.html
Hi
It is so comforting to know all those subsets just fit in that axiom of probable categories on this theorem in Omega’s observable reality of objectivities which can be localized naturally, especially when this is your first class at 08:30AM and you sit at the window, when it is still a bit dark outside and drizzly. The asmr really kicks in with a hangover and lack of sleep the night before. Lovely. I wish I was there.
Fantastic! The french accent is awesome!
Oui, indeed! :)
Even sitting in the front row I would fail this course. I only understand every other word he said. "Information fhfjsk hfhss omega category hdh fhdhd shdhf simplify."
Frech and Math. Who would have thought that two things that I despise make something so angelic.
@@delko000 je n'aime pas mon prof de francaise mais france est sympa
@@damnbro_idc stick to english
Great ASMR! I'm glad I'm not a student trying to understand what he's saying :-D
The sound of the chalk on the board is the best... this is so relaxing.
I understood about 25% of the words he was using and 0% of the math. I can't even listen to him, so my brain subconsciously focuses on the accent. This is my favorite kind of ASMR.
I would love a video on just the chalk on the chalkboard. It is so soothing and relaxing. Perfect for ASMR. So much better than dry erase markers and boards.
I love when the chalk hits and moves on the board. Even back when I was in grammar and high school
Wow somehow he makes me less ashamed of my hand writing skills. Great find btw. Can't understand much of the math - so this is pretty much perfect unintentional ASMR :D
Ugh. Can you imagine trying to focus in this class? It’s probably held at 6:30 in the morning in a super warm lecture hall, too.
This brings me back to my college days, foreign professors with scrawled handwriting and soft, heavily accented voices. I would zone out listening to the pure ASMR and then not know what the heck was going on in the class.
I’m just impressed how fast he can chalk complex equations with accuracy.
He's one of those professors who has it all straight in his head, and assumes that students are on his wavelength.
My all time favorite thus far. The voice, the tapping on the chalkboard. It is so pleasing to my ears and I just relax. Have not fallen asleep so soundly in a long time
One second in and I'm in REM sleep
I think he has proven another dimension we can't see or feel exists based on mathematics if I gathered anything.
The Bob Ross of math.
I love everything about this man
Oh my goodnessI was 3 minutes into the video before I realized he was actually speaking English! 🤣Wish I was as smart as this guy, math is my kryptonite.. I'm so bad at it 😖
I'm not even in this math class and I already failed the final exam
This reminds me why I’m going to use online college. I understand things better reading from textbooks and using other sources to learn instead of listening to professors try to explain a concept.
I wish teachers still used chalk boards today... I remember when dry erase became really popular in like '00 or '01. At my school I remember them bringing in huge dry erase boards and screwing them up over the blackboards. A childhood ASMR trigger long gone 😢
Came for the tingles, stayed for the math.
Eric Cantona teaching math after football retirement
1st day of class,
"we're fuked this semester"
I love how the shyness just fades when he starts talking math
His voice is in perfect unison with the sound of the chalk
Tried to go to sleep, ended up with a degree in math
This is how we should do online classes
Oh man this is a good one. Thanks for sharing!
Math and ASMR. Heaven!
I feel like I’m failing a class I dont have 😭
Is he capable of ordering anything definite from the menu in a restaurant?
I absolutely love watching experts explaining theories carefully and realising that I would have NO IDEA where to start - just like astronomers explaining black hole theory. It's restful just knowing I'll never have to answer an exam question on these topics ..
I love him 😭😭 and this is so tingly gahh
finna listen to this while doing my calc III homework to remind myself i don't actually have it that bad
How do his students stay awake? I’m 3 min in and already pleasantly sleepy 🤣🤣
I had a uni module (class) once with a Polish lady who was almost exactly the same; niche field, softly spoken, heavy accent. No blackboard, which was great. Just a presentation with only diagrams, no annotations or text.
Taught myself that particular area of neuroscience.
Did she do illegal math operations, like sqrt(negative)?
Amazing! Omg I’d just sit in his class tingling away.
My high school math teacher’s lectures made me tingle too. I tried to explain asmr to my friends back then (long before it had a name) and they looked at me like I was crazy.
‘You have a crush on him??’. He was quite old at the time. Haha
I did get 80’s and 90’s in his class.
I love it when my asmr is confusing 😄
For me personally, it's all in the softness of the voice. No tapping, crinkling, hand waiving crap!😂
@@arturobandini4078 Nah, you just gotta follow the right ones
Imo the best ones are:
Ephemeral Rift
Latte ASMR
PPOMO ASMR
Dr. T ASMR
@@arturobandini4078 His Iggy Manley videos are still my favourite ASMR videos ever
@@arturobandini4078 as am I. So damn annoying and gimmicky.
Gian. Also goodnight moon. She puts so much work into her videos its more like art
best channel, dude)
thank you, author
I love how the title inluded confusing in it lols xD
This guy looks exactly like what I would want my French mathematics professor to look like
As a french it's pretty cool and funny at the same time 👌
Love the ASMR. If I had this class I would just get up and walk out - after my nap.
Between the topic, the accent, and the mumbling it was complete gibberish, but quite relaxing. For some folks this could be the perfect ASMR.
Interesting. First time i felt the ASMR effects was in 1999 when i was taking a math class with a japonese teacher. Class was crowded so i sat on the first row that was a few feet away from the chalkboard. We were all silent and all i could hear was the dashes and dots on the chalkboard. I didnt know what it was so i felt really embarrassed cause i though the tingles i was getting was some sexual response (and the teacher was not even cute).
My first asmr experience was very similar! Now this is very popular oh well!
The chemical reaction happening in your body is very similar to the one you get when you’re sexually stimulated.
Same here. Ever since i was a baby i loved the sounds of washing machines, vacuum cleaners, hair dryer etc.. But one time when i was 4 years old there was a postman on the door, he was going through letters and papers, writing and speaking softly. His voice was echoing in the building hall. I felt so limp, like melted butter. I also felt some embarrassment but later i accepted it and enjoyed. I would get ASMR triggers everywhere all the time, by all kinds of people. I started slightly manipulating people just for my relaxation, prolonging the conversation and asking questions i already know, just so they keep talking lol..
Personally I've always found Math classes to be sleep inducing 💤💤💤
His voice is epic - pure ASMR
Part of being an academic is conveying your ideas to others
Alternative title: 'Eric Cantona does math'
Great to see Eric Cantona finally doing what he loves
Omg is this why i sleep in class ?! Now I understand.... it was ASMR all along 😂😭
I love this ❤
Those poor students
I find that if I understood what he was talking about for only two seconds, I earned my passing grade.
Imagine the whole class just snoozing halfway through the presentation?
It's probable, not imaginary. 😉
I wish there was a way to devote all my time and effort to the pursuit and study of ASMR. Unfortunately, for me at least, it feels like it’s the type of thing that has to be “ignored” (for lack of a better word) in order to have the greatest effect. I think that’s why this channel is so effective, because its unintentional ASMR.
Wow...I'd take college if classes were like this. Alas. I am 27 and failed that part of my life. lol
What do you mean "if classes were like this"? So soothing?
Depending on were you are in life and what you are doing, colleges/ universities are still open for you.
@@red_dll Yes soothing. And financially can't afford college. Nothing to talk about really. Just stating if classes were soothing and quiet then that would have been awesome.
@@ambiator8524 Ah I see.
Yes, classes in university are usually quiet. Only the lecturer is talking but we can ask questions.
These are classes were you basically sit down and listen to a presentation.
Some lecturers create them a bit more interactive though.
And there are types of classes where you have to do something yourself. You get a presentation for like half a day and then you have to work on the topic of the day (for me it is microscoping so far).
Lastly, there are the laboratory classes (for me) where I am in the laboratory and work on different things.
Regular classes however are basically like shown in the video or with a powerpoint presentation and additionally writing on a chalkboard.
The financial aspect sucks :/
I am lucky enough that I live in germany and here we don't pay that much per semester (I pay like 140€ per semester) and get an ID card with which I can use the public transportation system in a certain area for free. Other universities are more expensive though but not by a huge amount (but they provide a bigger area you can travel with you ID card for free).
Checks how much time he has left at 52:05.
"Ah 10 minutes left"
(Carries on for another 25 minutes cos he didn't do the math)
this vide is hilarious brilliant and effective on several levels
Well that's the first video that lands both in my math playlist AND my asmr playlist.