« Du coup j’ai fait comme tout bon collabo français de l’époque j’ai fêté la victoire de la France » putain tu m’a achevé sur ce coup là j’etais pas prêt XD
j'adore ! Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine to Five and I can't provide the right type of Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer This is my life and these times are so hard And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, is my shot Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better You can do anything you set your mind to, manok If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine to Five and I can't provide the right type of Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer This is my life and these times are so hard And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, is my shot Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better You can do anything you set your mind to, man Eminem (Slim Shady), Lose Yourself
Mdr je suis le seul a avoir cru que les premieres secondes etaient tirés d un reportage authentiques, jusqu a que la patience mentionne el fuhrer risitas
Il parle espagnol parce qu'il s'est planqué en Argentine 😂
omg tout est lié
donc en gros après avoir menacer risitas il lui a fait des cours d'espagnol
Exactement ce que j'allais dire 😂
Tellement 😂
Et merceee Peron
J'y ai pensé 😂😂
la qualité augmente mais la connerie va trouver du pétrole si on continu de creuser=)
toujours au top mon pote
Mister freeride je continuerais a creuser encore longtemps t’inquiète 😂😏
@@LaPatience tu vas creuser dans le crâne de kim glow pour trouver son cerveau? Ah oui c'est vrai elle n'en n'a pas
@@LaPatience tu peux faire un vidéo ou Risitas fait en Moldavie 🇲🇩 ou Roumanie 🇷🇴 stp
Un voyage stp
Risitas nous raconte quand il a rencontré la patience
Super ta video de risitas sur des événements historiques
Alliance de risitas hitler poutine contre la patience
Risitas nous raconte son stage d'animateur en maternelle
Cohn Bendit nous raconte son stage d'animateur en maternelle
Le seul allemand à avoir gagné la guerre lol.
Le seul maïs à être finaliste de Ligue Europa.
Mat-killer 88 mdrr
T nul Germain nul nul nul la vie ma mère espèce de mitroglou wola
nn erich harttmann adolf galand
Gg
« Du coup j’ai fait comme tout bon collabo français de l’époque j’ai fêté la victoire de la France » putain tu m’a achevé sur ce coup là j’etais pas prêt XD
Risitas raconte son transfert au PSG
PSG 🤔 tu veux dire QSG ? 🤔
IFC, Issou football club
FCB = faritas cuite au bain-marie
P : Pourri
S : Stupide
G : Germain
@@jesuisvictimecommejoker6792pleure
Hitler raconte pourquoi il déteste Risitas en parallèle à cette vidéo
Ça ce serait épique !
Bonne idée.
Je dirais même excellente idée
1:00 Der gross Resitas ! 😂,tu m'as tué !
RISITAS nous raconte la fois où il a découvert ta chaîne mdr
Je trouve très bien le concept de faire des vidéos en rapport avec l'histoire, continue !
L'une des meilleurs celle là 😂😂
" Je suis le allemand a avoir gagner la guerre " Ayaaaa
Excellent ! C parfait, l'interview colle bien avec les sous titres c trop marrant. J'adore ^^
MDR vidéo qui mérite un buzz ISSOU AYYYA 😂😂😂😂
Après j’ai une idée par rapport à un nouvelle épisode de risitas c’est risitas dans un exercice vigipirate dans un lycée
AXEOR & CIE enooooooorme
TheKiller Red oui
C'est en espagnol parce qu'il s'est réfugié en Amérique latine après la guerre.
"je suis le seul allemand a avoir gagné la guerre" XD
Magnifique ! Tu as fait ma journée XD
Ca me tue "le Führer veut me tué de ses propres mains mais est mort 4h après" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 continue comme ça lapatience t'es au top ❤
Der Groß Risitas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Ach! Ça m'a tué des le débuts ! 😂😂
S'il te plaît fait Risitas nous raconte son premier attentat !
Trop bien j'étais plié en 2 😂 😂 😂 😂 t'est le meilleur la patience continue je kiff
Merci en tout cas, ma prof ne voulait pas que je me serve de wikipedia pour mon exposé d'histoire, heureusement que tu es là
Excellent 😂
J'en suis mort de rire 😂
Risistas nous raconte la première fois qu'il a conduis un avion/hélicoptère
Ptn j'ai je me suis marrer jusqu'à la fin...un gros GG pour la vidéo
Génial ! Continue
Super vidéo
Risitas nous raconte la fameuse grande migration vers 2sucres.
On l'attend toujours
@@melynxforce36 Ah
Risitas raconte son premier jour a la Fac pour la prochaine s'il te plaît !
Super vidéo comme d'hab ! 😂
Gg comme toujours
Super vidéo ! Pour la prochaine faudrai refaire un " Risitas réagit aux commentaires " stp .
Risitas raconte le moment où il s'est fait chopper en train de tricher
Allez les gars....fin du debat....^^ RISITAS DÉCOUVRE L'AMÉRIQUE !!! 😘
Ce concept a déjà été fait 😉
C'est tellement drole ptn meme quand on connais la vrai histoire du issou !! Continue mec ta un don jpense 😂😂
La fin est génial !👏
excellente vidéo
Tu es un tueur j'adore
Excellentissime !
Cette vidéo est ma favorite.
Le nom m a fait plier de rire 😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent!!!!!
Le plus drôle dans chaque vidéo… c’est le rire de Risistas 🤣
Beau travail
Risitas nous raconte sa rencontre avec Hitler,Trump et Poutine
Une idée de vidéo: Risitas nous raconte comment il a eu son premier téléphone
FunFact,c'est moi qui a envoyé Risitas sur Terre.
Dieu Bon soyons d’accord, tu dit dieu mais ta photo c’est Satan
j'adore !
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much
For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, is my shot
Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
You can do anything you set your mind to, manok
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much
For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, is my shot
Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Eminem (Slim Shady), Lose Yourself
Avec quelques incoérances mais c'était hyper drôle continu comme ça
Risitas nous raconte Son passé de colon pendant la découverte de l’Amérique avec le massacre des indien
Déjà fait
mistereasy59 ah oui autant pour moi 😁
j'ai adoré !!! 😅😅
#teamdiscord purée j'en peux plus du début à la fin!!😂😂
Excellent
Dans le résumé au début de la vidéo ce livre d'histoire /geo je l'utilise à l'école quand j'étais plus petit vous m'avez rappelé
Fait Escobar (ça fait longtemps) qui a copié sur son voisin et a eu une mauvaise note
Risitas raconte de ce qu’il a fait en Moldavie 🇲🇩 ou Roumanie 🇷🇴
En 2023
Une tuerie 🤣😂😂
Ah ce Risitas toujours dans les mauvais coups.
Risitas avocat de Patrick Balkany 😂🤣
Pour le prochain risitas.
Risitas racconte quand il as galéré avec la guillotine sur louis XV 😂😂
Excellent ! 😆
On l'imagine très bien espagnol à la base, vu la position de Franco à l'époque
Le gars qui a imaginé ce texte est un génie !
POV: Risitas regarde cette vidéo depuis le ciel
Mdr je suis le seul a avoir cru que les premieres secondes etaient tirés d un reportage authentiques, jusqu a que la patience mentionne el fuhrer risitas
Risitas nou raconte comment il a dirigé la Corée du nord
PTDR l'intro
« Der Grosse Risitas »
La Patience 2018
Risitas nous raconte son stage à Fitness Park 😉
Je suis le seul allemand à avoir gagné la guerre, ça m'a tué XD
Top
quelqu'un peut me dire l'application a utiliser pr faire des sous titres svp
Risitas nous raconte quand il est allé voir un match à l'ufc
Merci 😂😂
Mdr trop bien 👍😂😂🤣
Risitas nous raconte la fois où il a fait son premier parc d’attraction
J'ai mal au ventre 😂😂😂😂😂
genial a quand une vidéo du même type sur le front de l est
Mdr j'ai rigolé comme risitas en voyant la vidéo
Nice.
Je suis mort de rire
"Le délire va se tasser" qu'ils disaient :rire:
Cette voix de voix off arte :bave:
J'ai kiffé cme dhab fait nous risitas parle du jour où il a rencontré hitler ou la patience
Risitas raconte quand il a rencontre Eddy Mitchell et Johnny Hallyday
Risitas nous raconte son premier barbecue
Risitas nous raconte son premier amour
JE ai sourit parfois rit mais JE attend la suite
Risitas nous raconte comment il a inventée la chaise électrique
référence à Rommel qui n'était pas présent le jour J
160 000 soldats alliés
30 000 soldats allemands.
C'est seulement la supériorité numérique qui a fait la différence...
Risitas nous raconte la bataille de Stalingrad
Risitas fait la légion étrangère
C'est pour ça qu'on a gagné aussi facilement
Risitas nous raconte son métier de grutier de chantier. Et de sapeurs pompiers
Risitas qui se camoufle un Max en passant de colonel allemand à français puis il s’est réfugier à Séville en Espagne aya
resistas nous raconte sa campagne présidentielle XD
over lel c'était épique
Drôle
Après c'être mis à l'eau Yatanki, Ils ont débarquer sur la plage et ont les a cueillies à la MG42 ISSOUU AYA
j'arrive au pif parce que j'ai pas recu la notif sur le discord issssouuu
Il était président français *et* général allemand ?
Risitas : « Stealth increase to Max »