How To INVADE GERMANY in Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Returns

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  • čas přidán 29. 12. 2018
  • Welcome to the RETURN OF THE 100 STAT MAN!!!! That's right he is back with a new wonderful trait! The IMMORTAL!
    After the last video which you can watch here:
    • CK2 But All Stats Are ...
    100 stat man went to see Odin and challenged him! Odin won however sent stat man back to the world of ck2 holy fury as an immortal out of hope that he would never return!
    NEWS FLASH HE IS BACK! And better than ever with a new location and new goal in mind! So join us on this British humor-filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my crusader kings 2 holy fury game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit.
    The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
    SUBSCRIBE TO VALEFISK NOW!!!
    I strongly recommend watching drew durnil and his ck2 video. Also check out Valefisks latest and greatest violation of the Geneva convention.
    If you enjoyed the video please feel free to give it a like and consider subscribing to join the community!
    #ck2 #funny #montage
  • Hry

Komentáře • 507

  • @Utimaxgaming
    @Utimaxgaming Před 5 lety +771

    "The fbi are always watching"
    - proceeds to sacrifice children in his prison

    • @dovalist6637
      @dovalist6637 Před 5 lety +30

      The FBI liked that

    • @minecraftfirefighter
      @minecraftfirefighter Před 5 lety +11

      the cia stops the intervention...

    • @jamesgors6650
      @jamesgors6650 Před 5 lety +2

      But now they're watching more...

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 Před 5 lety

      @ThatUndeadLegacy oh my god I never thought of that before!

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 Před 5 lety +1

      @ThatUndeadLegacy well I was thinking more along the lines of reviewing seized materials for clues and info...

  • @rymdalkis
    @rymdalkis Před 5 lety +57

    "What's my wife doing? She hasn't given me any kids recently"
    *Wife is 52 years old*

    • @isaacibbotson4632
      @isaacibbotson4632 Před 5 lety +6

      *murders her in cold blood, considers marrying his granddaughter*

  • @danielfroggitt2967
    @danielfroggitt2967 Před 5 lety +53

    "It's huge, look at how big it is" - Spiff, 2018

  • @sandronecromancer
    @sandronecromancer Před 2 lety +16

    I love that old-Spiff version with memes jumping in the middle of the video every 5 minutes

  • @aaronclark7645
    @aaronclark7645 Před 5 lety +79

    What kind of video would I like to see next? A long one for sure

    • @aaronclark7645
      @aaronclark7645 Před 5 lety +7

      @@thespiffingbrit ooo that is wonderful, I love your stuff and 100 stat man's glorious empire

    • @joeyplays6621
      @joeyplays6621 Před 5 lety +1

      its huge! look how big it is!

  • @taxis_net
    @taxis_net Před 5 lety +637

    Why isn't all of Scandinavia Swedish yet? C'mon 100statman

    • @KatLovesUU
      @KatLovesUU Před 5 lety +1

      THIS

    • @ryanfitzgerald94
      @ryanfitzgerald94 Před 5 lety +14

      The Spiffing Brit we will not rest until Scandinavia is under complete control of 100 stat man

    • @JomaxGames
      @JomaxGames Před 5 lety +2

      @@thespiffingbrit yay

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander Před 5 lety +5

      @@thespiffingbrit TommyKay got all of Scandinavia within 2 generations in a normal game, step it up

    • @KatLovesUU
      @KatLovesUU Před 5 lety

      @@thespiffingbrit Not like the soviets are going to take it.

  • @dimn9403
    @dimn9403 Před 4 lety +61

    Just wanted to point out, the guy that dropped the sword of heaven is the son of the Devil, 3:59

  • @yyaakii
    @yyaakii Před 5 lety +205

    I love this series haha

  • @ryanfitzgerald94
    @ryanfitzgerald94 Před 5 lety +142

    You should definitely unite Finland, Sweden and Norway too make the Hinga Dinga Durgen Empire!

  • @ninegame3710
    @ninegame3710 Před 5 lety +13

    3:59 sword from heavens original owner is Duke Ardoino son of the devil
    Now that ironic

  • @pernelladams448
    @pernelladams448 Před 5 lety +6

    “What do you want to see next?”
    Me: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!

  • @superstan1108
    @superstan1108 Před 5 lety +23

    4:36, those are some *very* happy noises, eh Spiff?

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys Před 5 lety +1

      Probably saw bokoen1 's face reveal

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- Před 5 lety

      superstan 110 6:20

  • @kidurken7113
    @kidurken7113 Před 5 lety +3

    I think this 100 stat man series is my favorite series you've done so far. Keep up the good work

  • @TheRealAaronbrine
    @TheRealAaronbrine Před 5 lety +2

    5:07 I think he just came from all that murder. LMAO

  • @littleluke2005
    @littleluke2005 Před 5 lety +7

    Murder or money, NO,
    MURDER *AND* MONEY

  • @I_like_big_bombs
    @I_like_big_bombs Před 5 lety +3

    "Sword From God"
    Looks like 100 Stat Man gave himself a Sword.

  • @Demonica2539
    @Demonica2539 Před 5 lety +1

    "Ahhhhhhh.....the screams....they only get easier." -Spiffingbrit
    Got that right, friend.

  • @alexanderormwiklund
    @alexanderormwiklund Před 5 lety +9

    It's obviously medival week in Gotland so they are kinda drunk so that's why they are dancing

  • @asambi69
    @asambi69 Před 5 lety +1

    Love this series, Keep up the amazing work.

  • @scoobydoo2587
    @scoobydoo2587 Před 5 lety +1

    I really love your content, Ive been watching almost every single one of your videos since I subbed ^^
    I hope you keep up the good work :D

  • @54odst
    @54odst Před 5 lety

    I didn't think I would enjoy these videos as much as I did but I am goddamn loving it so far.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 Před 5 lety +14

    Spiffing Brit is How To Basic confirmed

  • @lilalampenschirm3203
    @lilalampenschirm3203 Před 5 lety

    1:13 I’m impressed by this cut. Was it even a cut? If it was than it took me three times of watching these few seconds to identify it. Nicely done!

  • @Socrates458
    @Socrates458 Před 5 lety +7

    Did anyone else notice that the Sword from Heaven was originally owned by someone with the title “Son of the Devil”?

  • @Autconscipatheonive
    @Autconscipatheonive Před 5 lety +2

    5:26 Everyone remember to like and subscribe to spiff. important message at 5:12

  • @liam-ethanwallis4924
    @liam-ethanwallis4924 Před 5 lety +12

    4:00 The original owner of the sword was literally the son of the Devil. Why the heck do the people in that world think something belonging to the son of the literal devil came from god? Just why

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo Před rokem +1

      Maybe they think it was the sword the devil used before he rebelled?

  • @seane5772
    @seane5772 Před 4 lety

    Your videos are amazing Sir Spiff I am just downloading Crusader Kings 2 on laptop can't wait to play this game 😂

  • @kaneoconnor8102
    @kaneoconnor8102 Před 5 lety +1

    Omg that FBI scene was hilarious!
    I love the series bro!

  • @ceres3095
    @ceres3095 Před 5 lety

    This series is the reason I subscribed

  • @crusaderoftrees2255
    @crusaderoftrees2255 Před 5 lety

    Keep makeing more greatest series of ck2 I've seen

  • @cait-eriona2631
    @cait-eriona2631 Před 5 lety +2

    That bear must have gotten fat by now..

  • @droezjjj3927
    @droezjjj3927 Před 5 lety

    This is your best series ever

  • @jonschaub5912
    @jonschaub5912 Před 5 lety

    I've always wanted a paradox CZcams who actually makes me laugh and also makes ck2.

  • @KaiserFuchs237
    @KaiserFuchs237 Před 5 lety

    I need more of this in my life

  • @mgtnquasar8092
    @mgtnquasar8092 Před 5 lety

    I love this channel!!!

  • @JESUSCHRIST-ee5tb
    @JESUSCHRIST-ee5tb Před 5 lety

    5:05 is the sound of 1000 virgins forever at the age of 21 with the body of pink sparkles glorious

  • @duskguardian00
    @duskguardian00 Před 5 lety

    this is one of the best series I have ever seen, I see 100 stat man new video in my youtube feed /instaclick

  • @btemplar428
    @btemplar428 Před 5 lety

    Perfection!
    Edit: sacrifices? maybe more of those?

  • @xxchaosxx3076
    @xxchaosxx3076 Před 5 lety +6

    Finally i have bace southern Swedish. Hail Chairman 100 sacrifice the emperor of the HRE for his crimes against the revolution

  • @Smeghead76
    @Smeghead76 Před 5 lety

    Spiff: Money or murder?
    Me: Why do you even ask the question; we all know what the answer will be...

  • @joshvines1765
    @joshvines1765 Před 5 lety

    i rarely like videos ive liked the last 3 of these there awesome

  • @th3lazypirate879
    @th3lazypirate879 Před 5 lety

    12:04 I heard a bear, spiff, are just letting a bear rampage through your prisons?!
    Nice!

  • @paulusrafaelis4337
    @paulusrafaelis4337 Před 5 lety +20

    Yay Russia
    Yay England
    Yay France
    Yay Russia
    Yay Mongolia
    Yay India
    Yay Middle East
    I know this is so easy Sorry 100 stat man

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- Před 5 lety

      Yay Africa?
      Yay Tibet?

  • @puschkulbobe5371
    @puschkulbobe5371 Před 5 lety +9

    Will we also see some 100 stat man action in Imperator Rome in the future?

  • @NeilJan99
    @NeilJan99 Před 5 lety +1

    I grow increasingly worried for Spif's mental state due to the "happy noises" after a crusade.

  • @sybertnagant
    @sybertnagant Před 5 lety

    I love this series

  • @serkif1
    @serkif1 Před 5 lety

    Somehow, I genuinely never expect it when he catches us in the middle of a video

  • @79lollero
    @79lollero Před 5 lety +9

    Yes yes yes

  • @kevinverzee8873
    @kevinverzee8873 Před 5 lety

    Praised be The Mightey 100! would love to see 100 stat man next episode to make mass converts and crush a random nation into the dirt.

  • @rayanhey2411
    @rayanhey2411 Před 5 lety +6

    As a Lebanese I accept the rule of my God Emperor !!

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- Před 5 lety +2

      Oh! A fellow Lebanese viewer! That’s nice to see people of our kind in here.
      (Also I agree with accepting 100stat-man as my ruler)

    • @ozz961
      @ozz961 Před 5 lety

      ayyy pals let s invade syria

  • @kilvgdit9082
    @kilvgdit9082 Před 5 lety

    Happy New Year.
    Sacrafieced to 100 under the Christmas tree.

  • @dewaynenelson3189
    @dewaynenelson3189 Před 5 lety +1

    All shall cower before him, those that look apon him shall go blind, all that hear his voice shall go deaf, and all those that face his wrath shall die in the most painful ways imaginable. All bow down too 100 stat man!

  • @Thetreetroll
    @Thetreetroll Před 5 lety

    I would like to see a 100 Stat Man video by The Spiffing Brit
    .

  • @BleistiftStupser
    @BleistiftStupser Před 5 lety

    I love this series soo much....please dont stop at 1000 Kills!!!
    Go and counquer all of Europa ! All Hail the 100 stat GOD!!!

  • @TheMysticStrider
    @TheMysticStrider Před 5 lety

    Glad to see another Sam O'nella fan!

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- Před 5 lety +2

    I suggest taking the entirety of Poland through that holy war, or “Blitzkrieg” as your citizens in german Sweden would say.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Před 5 lety

    *Mongol Horde arrives.*
    Everyone: Scared Shitless.
    100 Stat Man: "... Must. Sacrifice. o-o"

  • @danielfroggitt2967
    @danielfroggitt2967 Před 5 lety +1

    Tugor was having a great gap year before he was sacrificed by 100 stat man to himself

  • @joshi4450
    @joshi4450 Před 5 lety

    More 100 Stat man please

  • @franckrenaud8060
    @franckrenaud8060 Před 5 lety

    Nice serie ^^ Is that a mod or a DLC ?

  • @BichaelStevens
    @BichaelStevens Před 5 lety

    Brit: "I love gooooooold. I love the look of it, the smell of it, the texture"

  • @ciantwomey4835
    @ciantwomey4835 Před 5 lety +1

    I bow down to the almighty 100 stat man

  • @tsumigo
    @tsumigo Před 5 lety

    More of this pls

  • @odinallfather4560
    @odinallfather4560 Před 3 lety

    Odin Approves and thank you 100 Stat Man for the sacrifices

  • @guacamolelover454
    @guacamolelover454 Před 5 lety +2

    11:30 was it "mass hysteria," by "sam o'nella academy"

  • @Mongoosegoose
    @Mongoosegoose Před 5 lety

    Would love to see 100stat man take over Rimworld™

  • @ifuckingcare4675
    @ifuckingcare4675 Před 5 lety

    i;d like to see in the next video you executing 100 people in the dungeons at the same time... might as well keep with the 100's tradition.

  • @clang_the_owl42
    @clang_the_owl42 Před 5 lety

    Was it Sam O'nella's video? Cuz if it was -you have my respect, good sir. Not like you didn't already had it

  • @maangus6273
    @maangus6273 Před 5 lety

    gottland has just invented disco

  • @NinjaMG
    @NinjaMG Před 5 lety

    That Tugor looks like Allen from GenerationTech

  • @TheDitto1337
    @TheDitto1337 Před 4 lety

    Take over the world Spiffy Britt your 100 stats are to stronk. No Secrifices No Victory! remember that xD

  • @dd99games4
    @dd99games4 Před 5 lety

    Moreee!!!!

  • @simplefolk8991
    @simplefolk8991 Před 5 lety +1

    3:57 Irony at its best
    Sword from Heaven, gift from *God*
    Original Owner : Duke Arduino *Son of the Devil*

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 Před 5 lety +1

    4:35 : Southern Sweeden. Just like we said.

  • @Thomas-ry9jy
    @Thomas-ry9jy Před 5 lety

    Take us austrians too or we‘ll send you an angry moustache model while youre sleeping

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 Před 5 lety

    Whenever 100 Stat Man executes the prisoners I imagine the scene when Thanos puts the last infinity stone into the gauntlet and the power just flows through this body.

  • @superstan1108
    @superstan1108 Před 5 lety

    I do love a good *pesant* mob

  • @yellowbrian
    @yellowbrian Před 5 lety

    More sacrifices for Odin

  • @greggwhite7893
    @greggwhite7893 Před 5 lety +1

    9:15 I thought I had it all together

  • @Necromancergames
    @Necromancergames Před 5 lety

    The beautiful sounds of the prisoners heads falling off

  • @kaljami9095
    @kaljami9095 Před 5 lety

    Holy 100 Empire

  • @carlosmedina7266
    @carlosmedina7266 Před 5 lety

    *YES*

  • @treeAHHH
    @treeAHHH Před 5 lety

    More 100 stat man

  • @tadhgknight3484
    @tadhgknight3484 Před 5 lety

    5:22
    This is not a growing community of people, it’s a community of growing people, as in the fans are physically getting bigger

  • @smuu1996
    @smuu1996 Před 5 lety

    All hail 100 Statman!!!

  • @Basileus_Dominus
    @Basileus_Dominus Před 5 lety

    More 100 Stat man. Or stellaris.

  • @bobolobo9487
    @bobolobo9487 Před 5 lety

    One day I hope I could be what spiff wants, a giant brawny left-handed patient diligent person.

  • @toomintytofresh
    @toomintytofresh Před 5 lety

    Odin now makes sacrifices for 100 stat man even gave him a sweet as Fuck sword

  • @Necromancergames
    @Necromancergames Před 5 lety

    Also as a citizen of Poland I would pledge my loyalty to you spiff and 100 stat man long live the 100 Stat man and our monarch spiff

  • @zoliathan
    @zoliathan Před 5 lety

    The min-maxer in me wants you to ransom the ones that are actually worth something and then sacrifice the rest,and as you recapture them you just ransom them till they're not worth it and then execute them. But you've got so much gold it seems a little trifling to do it.

  • @pj4975
    @pj4975 Před 5 lety

    I need more

  • @ioannissouzelis3179
    @ioannissouzelis3179 Před 5 lety

    Hello Spiff, I stopped by the comments to tell you that you 're everything I hoped you would be. I love you dude. 😂

  • @Leistria
    @Leistria Před 5 lety

    Needs... more... 100... stat...man...

  • @elo9704
    @elo9704 Před 5 lety +1

    *HE IS THE 100 STAT GOD*

  • @vibingwiththewind2889
    @vibingwiththewind2889 Před 5 lety +1

    12:05
    Let's sacrifice them all
    12:10
    Kills 14 people, having secretly ransomed one off earlier (note the change from 15 prisoners to 14 prisoners, and the -10 vassal opinion decrease rather than -20).
    This confirms it: 100 Stat Man is a merciful god! Those of countries existent and non-existent (we are looking at you, unnamed land blob separating the two great Swedens), join with 100 Stat Man!

  • @novemberbravo7769
    @novemberbravo7769 Před 5 lety

    Pilliage every last inch of The British Isles

  • @MrMrrome
    @MrMrrome Před 5 lety

    Like the video people. I want to see spiffing trending.

  • @aridizayee8817
    @aridizayee8817 Před 5 lety

    100 sacrifice please at once.

  • @tintenphil
    @tintenphil Před 5 lety +1

    Now I live in the centre of Southern Sweden
    YAY!

  • @godkingjacklee3065
    @godkingjacklee3065 Před 5 lety

    Needs more sacrifices but other than that 10/10