Becoming God In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Immortal God King Reanu Keeves IS BROKEN!
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- čas přidán 31. 08. 2019
- Have ever wondered if there was such a thing as too much power. And that you have created a character in a video game which has the ability to become god and play god with relative ease! Well today we will be becoming god in crusader kings 2 by creating 100 stat man the immortal god king! And of course our hero and overpowered god of the series has the be Reanu Keeves himself the legend from skyrim with overpowered forks creating perfectly balanced games with no exploits! Anyway sit back relax and enjoy The Spiffing Brit as he brings back 100 Stat Man and that fantastic CK2 Holy Fury DLC!
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Elder Scrolls Skyrim Game Break!
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Title: Skyrim With 100 Mods Is Broken Challenge - Can you beat skyrim with only Reanu Keeves
#funny #montage #CK2 - Hry
"here we have 100 stat man. He is practically immortal"
*100 stat man instantly dies*
LMAO dies 8.30m into a 3min slip of game play. funny
Almost the exact thing happened in the original 100 Stat Man Series; he made the super-powered immortal character who then died in the first episode... I almost suspect Spiff did it on purpose as an homage
Ian Oxenham It’s because whilst his stats were high his personal combat skill was low so he was easily killed in battle
@@einnaddannie7526 Look at Spiff's old videos from a couple years ago. He did 3 or 4 CK2 videos with 100 stat man just like this one.
When your nigh-unstoppable character randomly dies from a battle they should have easily crushed? That's Crusader Kings. When the heir of your dynasty decides to be celibate? That's Crusader Kings. When the immortal warrior-philosopher empress of persia has an army of 17,000 against a 382 squad of tribals is killed despite a 112 personal combat skill? That's Crusader Kings. When a six year old survives nine assassination attempts in a row? That's Crusader Kings. When it turns out your heir is secretly a bear? That's Crusader Kings.
100 stat man:returns
Everyone: *The return of the king*
god king*
Our lord and savior is back!
@@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 sorry for the mistake
*Supreme god
18:10 Takes out an axe and swings it around in the court.
Choses to "simply maim" the concubine by hacking off her arm and leg, instead of killing her.
Gains trait "KIND". MAKES PERFECT SENSE! WHAT A KIND MAN, HE ONLY CHOPPED OFF A FEW LIMBS, SPARED HER LIFE!
It's not your place to judge kings, you filthy peasant.
Filthy plebian.
uncultured swine
I've not come for your head, your arm/leg will do just fine.
could've been worse, at least he didn't declaim some poetry to her
Call the SCP foundation, Reanu Keeves has escaped the Elder Scrolls
Sk class end of the world scenario
Fuck he's gonna breach reality and instantly shatter the space time continuum with his 1,000 degree knife that's actually hotter than the big bang itself.
@@grodygibsonlcd8038 He'll manage to kill the Hard to destroy reptile, and he will stare the Shy Guy down, nothing shall be in his way
I don’t think that you understand how long I have been waiting for this series to come back.
@@thespiffingbrit *Cries in God*
Indeed our cries have been answered our God returned we are at peace
Hell yeah!!!
I... neeed.... mooooore crusader kings
I was getting sad to go so long without it
You are norse.
You meet a wise man that wanders the land with only one eye.
Yeah let's ask Totally-Not-Odin to serve us.
To be fair, he promised us he wasn't Odin.
He just wanted a front row view to all the Shenanigans
@@movingparts6270 "thanks for giving me all those sacrifices. Uh mean giving Odin those Sacrifices. Totally not me."
My first time playing CK2 I decided to try out being a random duke in the Byzantine Empire (it is important to note that I know absolutely nothing about European history) cuz I figured it'd be a nice slow start to help me figure out the game. I noticed I needed to elect somebody to become the next emperor or whatever so I voted for myself for a laugh. I become the most popular candidate and am now the heir to the entire empire...ok. Some kid sends me a message asking to join his revolt against the emperor, of course I say no as there seems to be no penalty for doing so and I mean how could a kid overthrow the emperor? Apparently really freakin' easily cuz it's 3 years passed in-game and I'm now the Emperor of the Byzantine Empire. Completely accidentally. This is a fascinatingly bizarre game.
Same thing happened to me as well because I elected myself
The funny thing is that's ENTIRELY in line with Byzantine history.
Pretty Roman moment right there
"Please, do some research into the battle capabilities of hedgehogs."
And that's how Project Shadow started :P
yep soon there will be the black commet and the black arms wow these aliens name have a lotta black wen there somewhat gray black and red and there leader black doom gives some of his blood for the project
E - Constantinople. Use boats, take all of Asia Minor, then work West.
Yes. Raid Constantinople again.
I thought it was Istanbul
@@zacharyrazidlo7091
Me, a Greek: So you have chosen death...
@@jakobacuna4126 บงบ
ตื. 999งบ
@@MythosTheSophist highly doubt the Greeks would pronounce Constantinople.
Maybe Konstantinopolis???
The only thing you need to become a God is Yorkshire Tea and the queen
@@thespiffingbrit remember Prince Philip became a real life god ever since he gave the Kastom people some Yorkshire tea
For Odin!
Brandon Firth I have both now what
The queen is in my basement
If you have those under your command you became God long ago
I’m starting to struggle keeping Keanu Reeves and Reanu Keeves straight in my head.
"I'll have you know we are perfectly reasonable Germanic heretics."
This will be my response to just about anything from now on.
Sorry... 99 ?!???!?!?!??!?! I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS HERESY
Nice pin.
*I see you are a man of culture*
Spiff u failed, the queen is displeased
You know you’ve lost your humanity when you commit a “casual war crime.”
Edit: Wowey, take a gander at these likes!
Coffee Creamerstein Coffee Creamerstein Welcome to Crusader Kings II
Please, leave the coffee and come with us.
Realistically, you're just connecting more with what humanity truly is. ;P
@@KainYusanagi huh, Hobbs was right. Well, back to killing priesty bois by the millions so Odin will give me back my quintuple immortality.
@@wickederebus >hobbs was right
I mean, just look at certain parts of africa, asia, eastern europe, western europe, italy, south america, etc etc...
My story of why Reanu wants Jesus' cloak.
"Reanu, why do you want the cloak of Jesus despite being a pagan?"
"Spite."
"Huh?"
"He beat me in a drinking Contest once, he was blacking out and I was winning but then he put his hands together and touched his liver, and it was like he never drank any wine the entire year he was so sober."
"So he cheated?"
"Close, but in my eyes, yes."
Underrated comment
"I'd much rather preferred if you'd literally blew up the papacy."
**wife turns into Cercei** "Say no more."
To be fair, 100 stat man made me subscribe to your channel and ABSOLUTELY love it.
Just gave you 100 likes
@@nkoonkukoo lol didn't see i got so many likes
@@stept4601 ah shit, I wanted it to stay at 100 so it could be a reference to the 100 stat man video lol
Aye, and made myself and likely many of us pick up CK2 as well.:D
E-india, THE TEA MUST BE BROUGHT FORTH BY REANU KEEVES!!!!
i lso vote india. they have tea.
How about rule the mongals! Then you own their armies and you take over where they would eventual take over
Norse + Seduction + Lustful + Immortal = A hell of a Merchant Republic in the future.
This is fantastic. Waiting patiently for the next.
E - Other. I want to see a Viking crusade against Jerusalem.
I second this!
For the Holy Land!
I mean, you make a name for yourself sacking Christian assets across Europe, might as well go for peak despoiling.
Deus Vult! Oh wait...
DEUS EX MACHINA
Rival: gets mangled.
Reeanu keeves: You know what i call that?
Mercy
Well, that's one way to take his breath.
*dies a day later*
Reanu keeves is immortal,
Dies
umm hey guys look, Keys (jingles keys)
hey look its reanu keeves again guys he never died spontaneously
Twice.
When time traveling fixes everything
When you have a hundred stat except in combat skills.
5:55 "Keanu Reeves" LOL
26:32 "Enjoy being a one-handed lunatic who's severely injured."
He is a lunatic now, so he very well might.
Just so you know, immortal characters can do a second prepared invasion after 100 years
I would like one Jarl please.
But if possible I'd like it *BONELESS*
Aren’t your supposed do o5 Council stuff Dr Mann
@@idly2.0 O5 Council is merely a rumor, a myth.
Don't trust everything you read.
At least, if you want to still see your family you shouldn't.
@@idly2.0
*sprays Class-A amnestic* hey dude you ok you look a little sick you should take an aspirin
Keanu Reeves doesnt even sound like the real name anymore...
I honestly heasitaited when realizing that was his actual name
Although he does actually say Keanu Reeves when announcing the marriage :)
Who
this is definitely true. It's true and it's beautiful God damn it. LOL
I am currently on a playthrough that started as the petty king of Mumu and I am now the King of Eire (Ireland), after my fist character lasted until the age 76 but somehow had the WORST stat spread I have ever had like his learning and diplomacy were both zeros and his old age and what not gave him -5 combat skill lmao, to my daughter who lived until she was 54 and had effectively conquered a good 3 or 4 more provinces, to now my ridiculously overpowered mid 50s grandson who conquered one square, married royalty in germany, and was then able to vassal almost the entirety of Ireland just by simply asking, and then able to take the rest and even last through the "irish crusades". All while remaining king and even positioning one of my vassals to take a tiny part of England. I may have a moment of silence when my current character dies.. Not only has he gotten about 4 aspiration triggers but EVERY event, I choose the most risky option and he ALWAYS gets the good perk, he's been on 4 grand hunts and somehow never been maimed.. He's had the one negative trait replaced with the opposite positive version of it, he has lived to see a cathedral made for crying out loud. I at first wanted to murder him off and play as his younger brother but decided against it and I am so glad I did. I have gotten the luckiest roll of the dice this go round and I have a pretty good stat spread with 21 learning and my brother being my money guy with a stat of 24 is nice. Not a 100 stat guy but this is the best and most lucky play through I have had in Ironman mode.
Never thought I’d hear the day the Spiffing Brit would say “pesky brits”
RedWyrmLord he has become what he swore to destroy
C, for the love of your children, C. Also your children are bad because you were not full 100 stat man
Yeah a 99 , pitiful.
Picked up CK3 after watching your videos and have been enjoying it immensely, but this video has really shown me the jump in quality between CK2 and CK3.
This might just be my favorite episode of anything Spif has done. Man I love when he plays 100 stat man and that "WHAT!?" @ 8:03 gets me every time.
Spiff : 100 statman is physically immortal.
Me, a veteran ck2 player: *laughs internally*
No , you will die from poor health at age 16.
@@oguzhangorgun6918 I'm pretty sure the immortal trait gives you something like +10 health. So even if you manage to get maimed in every possible way, be malnutritioned and frail, you still won't have low enough health to die. Also it makes you immune to disease so that's out of the question.
“Casual war crime. Let’s just execute all our prisoners”
Prisoners: “SCREAMS OF ANGUISH”... -sudden silence
You knew what you were getting in to the moment you clicked that link.
That is the sound of forgiveness: screaming, and then silence.
"Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?" -Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs.
**Scoffs in Australian**
E - Khazar Khanate. Duel Attila and become the Great Khan! or something like that.
Ivar the boneless: Converts to Catholicism.
Reanu Keeves: I can't believe you've this.
*while sharpening his axe, preparing to invade Ivar's territory*
E - Seize Constantinople and turn them Germanic, why you ask me....... I have no idea XD
Pedro Miranda the Varangian Guard would like to discuss their disappointment with you...why yes they will be bringing their axes.
No plz
This
King of Hungary: *has bird on shoulder
Spiffing Brit: "What a whacky headdress, I want something like that!". . .
@Goat Man it's all the rage in 10th century Hungary this season.
Your original 100 stat man series was so great it caused me to buy CK2. So glad you've brought it back!
Just brewed myself a nice cup of tea and look what I find.
A new spiffing Brit video. Just marvelous
Conquer France, destroy our rivals who have long been plotting to destroy the Queen
Reanu Keaves? A 100 stat man? Why did he get downgrade?
Reanu keaves desires entertainment. So he lowers himself a bit to have a bit of crusader Kings 2 fun
Or different formats present different measurements of His power.
Five feet is less than Five meters, and the power of keeves is shown here as 100
And he still died
@@handleshnarda No no no if reanu keaves escaped skyrim we would all die don't you remember
Only a sliver of the shadow of his pressence got moved out of Skyrim.
I may be three years late, but Ivar the Boneless was indeed a real historical figure, and scholars are actually not entirely sure why he was called that. One leading theory based on chronicles of the time suggests he suffered from osteogenesis imperfecta, also known as brittle bone disease. There are some references in sagas that people didn't believe he had a normal skeleton at all, thus "boneless". It was, of course, believed to be a curse from the gods.
I will say, though, if Ivar Ragnarsson really did have brittle bone disease, he'd pretty much risk breaking bones just from the act of riding a horse, let alone being in battle, so if its true the fact that he did what he did is pretty incredible.
Good to see this series survived the Spiff Purge
What happened in the purge?
Ah, the good ole "alternate timeline because my ridiculously overpowered character died in the space of only 20 minutes." trick.
How I've missed this.
I loved how Spiff said he could only die in battle
Then proceeds to send him into each and every battle he had against armies much stronger than his own and is surptised he died
12:08
Funny thing is, you can actually send hedgehogs into battle if you select the "animal kingdoms" culture mode (it's an easter egg in the custom map generator).
Thank you very much for this knowledge
*Sonic Intensifies!*
20:21 okay so maybe a blood eagle inflicted to a one y.o child may be a bit extreme
Wooooo! Best of Spiffing, go go 100stat man!
WAIT WAIT WAIT... DID YOU JUST RELEASE REANU KEEVES FROM SKYRIM?!?!??! OH GOD YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!
He just went from first-person Skyrim to Medieval Simulator Skyrim. ;P
Nah, Reanu Keeves has chosen to show mercy to those of his new domain. He even let them think they killed him twice.
As a Welsh person I can confirm that Spiff is indeed correct that all we have is sheep, mountains and rain.
Burst out laughing at "KD ratio". Well done, Sir. Well done.
I told you, I was gonna binge these... instructed guides. 😉
Anyone tell spiff that the "whacky headress" the Hungary guy had was an eagle on his shoulder?
Shh, domt tell him, let him belive
@@Leo-cu8mv don't* believe*.
@@SylasTheGreat how sad has your day have to be to have to correct a stranger on the internet in gramar he doesnt realy care so much to make you feel good?
@@Leo-cu8mv really* how sad that you don't care to use English properly. I also love how you think it makes my day sad just because I respect the language I use. Logic=0
@@SylasTheGreat It wasn't even bad grammar. It was just a typo. Relax.
E - I say either the Byzantine Empire or China.
I need more of this! More Reanu Keaves!
Just had to say this will be an epic series, psh just stating the obvious love the channel
I have been telling my grandkids about this moment when the Lord would rise again after 50 years of CZcams silence.
Those frogs across the pond said coffee goes better with their Baguettes
I eagerly await the next episode! :D
Oh boi how long have I waited to see 100 Stat Man again
Im Hyped AF
The perfect cross over character doesnt exi- : *100 stat man REANU KEEVES*
You are already halfway there, All the roads lead to Rome. Conquer Rome.
I do just love a good ole casual war crime with a cup of Yorkshire Tea ™
Finally, the reboot I've been waiting for.
E the world (Europe, The Middle East, and Northern Africa.)
Impossible Chief
@@BrainPaste98 nothing is impossible for 100 stat man
I choose F, your country
@@Snowfireblues I mean the game only allows him to invade one singular place with his character 100 stat man, It would require 100 Stat man dying to once again get a claim to start a Planned Invasion, which again are limited to once per life, Maybe he Heir can do it but It will not be 100 Stat man
100 STAT MAN is great and all.. but where is 100 STAT WAIFU?
@@thespiffingbrit I see your point
@@thespiffingbrit You have a point but...
"Now for the human sacrifices! Oh yey!" - The Spiffing Brit 2019
"Something tells me that becoming king of England, and making a friend, aren't on the same level."
Something tells me the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie is staring at you right now, Spiff.
19:04 - 19:08 PFFFF-
33:47 The way you said "BAGGER" (Bugger) there. Brilliant!
I think it's so great to see so many characters from Vikings (Ivar 'the boneless', Alfred, Aethelred, Aelle,...)
Your Videos are awesome, I'll have a cup of tea in your honor
He'll have 2 in your honor
🅱️oneless Vikings?
Like 🅱️oneless Pizza? 🍕
@@Abdega nope just got born with deformed legs and is unable to walk without help
@@Abdega nope just got born with deformed legs and is unable to walk without help
my first video of yours was the 100 stat man and from there it history
Same here
thanks for doing 100 Stat Man! i would love to see more if ur up 2 it xD
Looks like Reanu Keeves forgot to take his heart attack medicine twice
YES FINALLY I GET TO ANNOUNCE MY LOVE OF THE GREATEST BRIT
THE SPIFFING BRIT
"i would much rather prefer if you blew up the papacy" spiffing brit (2019)
I might have to watch some of the old videos of this series or even get the game. The little stories which form are quite amusing.
Finally the series is back
Any self respecting Brit would invade France given the chance!
BRING TEA TO FRANCE!!!!
i just wanna see him merk france bc... its france
@@saintmango5855 to be honest, that's more justification than you need IRL to invade France
C, take France. Large land mass, think of all the sacrifices to Odin you can get.
Hope to see this series again in CK3 :)
More 100 stat man in CK2 please. This is a fan favourite!
They say king Arthur's legend is based off of Reanu Keeves.
12:20 *We don't need Jesus... when we have Keeves-us!*
--The Spiffing Brit 2019
MORE CK2, MORE 100 STATMAN!
this is the single best youtube game series. Honestly, Yorkshire wants this series to continue... no need on checking the validity of my arguement
OMG.. I have never laughed so hard at a CZcams Video. Spiff... you are amazing. :D
I love the word “next time” when I’m watching a 100 stat man video
To become Jesus you should build your own Kingdom of Heaven in the Holy Land, change my mind Spiffing Brit
The timing. I was drinking tea when this video popped out
Hi Spiffing...just wanted to say thank you for your videos and please take care of yourself....I dont want to lose another favorite youtuber this year :-(
The return of 100 stat man AND Reanu Keeves! With this and some tea, my life is complete.
Spiff, you are spoiling us
Reanu Keaves has escaped Skyrim? The end is near!
And a new beginning!
If I wave enough chicken bones he will come to our world!
Love this videos xD
Spiffing Brit uploads a new 100 Stat Man video
Odin: OwO
There are "ruler designer unlocked" mods that remove ruler designer balance restrictions, would make next video easier
E: - The Moon. Those god damned moon men have run amuk for too long.
Beware the moon.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOON MEN!
It's nice to see that you are enjoying playing Griffith post Eclipse I mean Reeanu Keeves post Skyrim.
24 intrigued! This is fantastic! She will be so hard to kill!
Conquer B, Italy. Then you can have pizza and spaghetti.
*AS SPOKEN BY THE PROPHECY THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED*
Quality content ive been waiting for since the original. Btw do you no longer have that save file?
That Keeves dude sure does get around.