It still does not mind me waiting 15 seconds for it to empty, when its still so shorth time, but satisfying to watch, but the second one was intresting one indeed, so if I need to empty water bottle. Maybe next time use the second one then.
Plus the tape to strap it to the bottle, a tap that fits the straw. Around 3min to build the contraption if you are quick and organised. So the straw is the slowest, by far
No need for marshmallow, just use your tongue to block the straw. You can blow into the straw a little to achieve a faster time still. Alternatively, smash the bottle, fast empty and no tools required
Well, while filling the bottles in my house I have to wash them first using unfiltered water, while I did not know that the vortex created would help the passing of air be quicker, I still used the vortex technique cuz it looked cool
The straw method is how aged bourbon is emptied out of the barrels and into the collection troughs when Makers Mark is bottled at their Kentucky plant. they insert a tube of metal, it's actually two metal tubes stuck together, angled in the same way of that straw.
I remember in some science class or demonstration where they wanted to demonstrate how the swirl technique were faster. They invited several kids to try to empty a bottle fastest; and one really big and strong kid managed to brute force emptying it faster than any of the clever methods simply by shaking it super hard and fast.
That's how the gas pump knows the vehicle is full and stop pumping. When the air flow of the straw inside the nozzle gets blocked by liquid. Although tons of vehicles have a bottle neck from the spout to the tank. Slowing down flow causing the spout to fill up faster than it can pour into the tank. So the pump assumes you're full and shuts off when you only just started. NOTE: Flipping the nozzle upside down changes the position of the straw inside the nozzle [relative to the spout] from the bottom to the top, so the entire nozzle will have to fill up before it reaches the straw. Allowing the pump to keep pushing the gas until its damn near over flowing. Neat trick if your car causes the pump to frequently stop early.
There's another tactic: tilting it just enough so that the air can pass in and the water can leave. The time will vary depending on your skill but you can get an average
@@noodlesoup2586 It's a little tricky to tell with limited angles of the bottom but it does look like a thick flat bottom that a glass bottle would have. When setting up the last bottle flip the exterior is much shinier & reflective than clear plastic would usually be.
@@KLondike5 Actually judging by it's bottom it's most likely a water bottle made out of very thick plastic, which is both hard to bend but also more resistant to damage than glass
If you need to pour precisely, tip the bottle gradually, keeping the water at a level where there's a channel of air entering from the top of the opening into the airspace inside the bottle.
While the straw tactic is the fastest, I think I will use the vortex method from now on! Super convenient and you don't need any tools
Yeah exactly, getting the straw is twice the time of the vortex method
It looks cool too
Its fun too
Could just shatter that (glass) bottle. That would be the fastest tactic. A messier and hazardous option.
@@ralphm3624 how do you shatter a plastic bottle?
I wasn't calling the bottle in the video plastic
I was asking how
Me: shatters bottles
Him: "new record!"
Plastic bottle?
@@marvinnavarro4637 cuts in half
@@marvinnavarro4637 jumps on it
@@marvinnavarro4637 Wait for it to decompose
@@N____er My man just turned the other way and chose the slowest method possible.
I feel like I aged a good 10 years watching that first water bottle empty out.
It still does not mind me waiting 15 seconds for it to empty, when its still so shorth time, but satisfying to watch, but the second one was intresting one indeed, so if I need to empty water bottle. Maybe next time use the second one then.
actually the best way to is to scream BEHOLD THE WORLD, and then donut the bottle
Faxx
Typical millennial
That's cos the tik tok generation now has everyone sitting inpatient
"What did you learn from CZcams today?"
Me: How to empty a bottle
Maturity is when you realize he didn't empty the bottle he removed water filled air in it
With a straw👉
Me: smashes the bottle on the floor within a second
This is the fastest time 100%
🤣🤣🤣
Frfrfrfrrrrrrr
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂ahhh
“To create a vortex”
Me: “Water tornado😶”
Whirlpool
It'd be actually an air tornado. Just so you know
@@Grunge494 you right lol
@@SQUDSNPR yes 😶
Watornado
For once I found a CZcams short tutorial that was actually really cool, informative, and useful.
I wouldn't say USEFULL...
No one is talking about how he flipped the straw so cool!
Uh I think it's called pen spinning
don't do it. I can't stop flipping pens at this point in my life and I regret ever starting
@@Fitingbros101 I have the same addiction. It’s gotten so bad my wife left me 😔
Perfect 👍
Vortex: let me just spend around 8 seconds to empty this bottle
Straw: let me go find a straw that might take me 1 minute to find
Plus the tape to strap it to the bottle, a tap that fits the straw. Around 3min to build the contraption if you are quick and organised.
So the straw is the slowest, by far
@@marvinberwart nobody tapes or stops a straw using the method that was for demonstration. Just hold the straw with one hand.
i use straws to down beers from glass bottles. definitely useful to have laying around.
He forgot to break the bottle it would take about 1 second
When you're in the kitchen where the fun juice is and the straws, it's very useful
Me: "Just squeeze the bottle, takes 1 second"
*proceeds to squeeze the bottle and splash water everywhere*
Cant do that with a beer bottle
*proceeds to squeeze the bottle then it breaks because it was made of glass*
🤣🤣🤣
@@barroslucasc it's empty now tho
@@DanielTseng100 Task failed successfully
Me looking for a straw for an hour 🙄
Americans: Let’s see how fast I can empty this water bottle with a 50 BMG.
I'm in.
I. Love physics when taught in this way
Bro shut up
Me. too. actually
Cool!
Precisely!
Hm, trying to think how one could teach modern physics like this lol
I just invested 30 seconds of my life to save 30 seconds of my life. Thank you!
me skipping to the comments but then wasting a total 30 seconds by replying
@@TheMacabreJock1993 A net loss of time
Now you’ve learnt how to torpedo a beer!
@@carrotstick2293 Damn right! 🤣
Beginners investing 😂
“The tipsy bartender has subscribed to you!”
You mean Vlad Slickbartender?
Bro made emptying a bottle of water entertaining, and most schools can’t make math entertaining
"we need to empty this entire bottle right now"
"hol up lemme get my straw and marshmallow"
😂
@@sherry3972 no, he meant "hol", no typo nor error was commited.
@@sherry3972
slang
it's slang
@@sherry3972 nah
LMAO
'Me having an exam tomorrow'
Brain: hmm this seems interesting..
Good luck on your exams!
@@xymenasielicka6930 thanks
I feel attacked because im having exam too this week, but goodluck
same here😑
I actually have an exam in like 12 hours and i don’t understand anything 😭
The science behind the straw method is also why some bottles have a second small air hole
The straw tactic one can go EVEN faster out. You should do it quite a couple of times and it will just blast...
me: “hm yes, SQUEEZE THE BOTTLE!”
Actually an efficient strategy cuz then no air needs to come up in the first place
Outstanding move
Underrated comment
But what if bottle was made out of steel or glass, I dont think u are "Superman"
@@mahin666 i ment plastic you numb nuts
@@mahin666 still far too pathetically weak for this man's sheer intellectual aura
I'm just imagining someone being like: "Oh no, this water bottle is so slow!"
And then I come to their rescue with a damn straw.
The batstraw
By the time you get there the water is gone
u have less than 15 seconds to find a straw and came back to the rescue my hero.
actually I had to empty a bottle today, and i used the vortex method i learnt from this video.
super cool & my friends were impressed too
Lol why did I laugh at your comment
you: *experiments a lot with all this weird stuff*
me: *smashes bottle*
Smashed bottle and it comes out slower ha it’s not glass
- How much free time do you usually have in your day?
-Yes
Me: “Ah yes, let me get a straw and a marshmallow to empty this water bottle”
Ironically talking much longer than either of the other two methods just to set it up lmao
I guess if you already have the straw and marshmallow set up and have a lot of bottles to empty it could be helpful
The straw method is a very useful for binge drinking
No need for marshmallow, just use your tongue to block the straw. You can blow into the straw a little to achieve a faster time still. Alternatively, smash the bottle, fast empty and no tools required
@@jamesgrant1850 or you could block it with your thumb
"I'll sleep early"
3am: how to empty a water bottle
Edit: after 1 year, seeing this just makes me smile LMAO
😂
@@ArtAlpha108 9⁹⁹⁹the
"This will be my last video for tonight"
Three hours later:
Wow, this was apparently 4 hours from 9:36 AM… hope you slept well dude
Critical information
Well, while filling the bottles in my house I have to wash them first using unfiltered water, while I did not know that the vortex created would help the passing of air be quicker, I still used the vortex technique cuz it looked cool
The vortex one has literally blown my mind! I'm going to try that now!
Me: "i got it bro. I know a strat. Its way quicker."
Also me: **takes 2 minutes to find a straw**
Same
Let me hit you with the magic, "Runs dead."
just use the sword in your pants
*takes even longer bending it correctly and making not fall out*
@@Farfalla2728 if ya can’t find the straw, it’s cause they don’t have straws in missions.
He has just taught me how to win beer drinking contests.
Create a vortex with a clear bottle, make everyone wonder WTF was in their drink
@@baggiestshelf5822 no it just means you can go for another if you haven't had that in your life.
u didn’t know about that method of drinking beer? i’m germany we call it “tornado”
@@arzzzy9043 fr I don't even drink and I know this
Do u know how shotgunning a beer works?
Now I can mourn more efficiently when I poor out liquor for my dead homies.
my grandma needed me to empty many 2L bottles into a 5gal container. i found the fastest method was to squeeze it all out.
I love how water and air works, Its really just satisfying to me
truly
Life would agree
Katara and Aang would agree :D
It is the volume that is getting replaced. Liquid goes out and makes room for gas.
Then you should be a plumber. Has more to do with water AND air then you think
Bro that vortex literally dropped my jaw, that was so cool
In Germany we call this "Tornado!" And we use it to drink beer in seconds XD
@@nz3digital wow 😄
Just came out of the womb?
@@randomvideoboy1 what's wrong with thinking that the vortex was cool?
How do you not know that? Lol
The straw method is how aged bourbon is emptied out of the barrels and into the collection troughs when Makers Mark is bottled at their Kentucky plant. they insert a tube of metal, it's actually two metal tubes stuck together, angled in the same way of that straw.
No one gonna mention how perfect was that straw spin he did with his hand
It's not difficult.
Thumb around search it on yt
"Or, the last tactic. Take a hammer, and-" *smash*
I think same with you
I think it would be quite hard to smash a plastic bottle
@@paraphrasition blast it with a shot gun!
@Crazy Grayzy it is now
😂😂😂😂
"ill try spinning, thats a neat trick"
thats called thumaround
just incase to you for learning
"wooohooooo!"
are yall talking about that guy that uses 100000000 bottles of spæcÿ juice per video
@@noahs.arc1 Dude no
now THIS is podracing
I remember in some science class or demonstration where they wanted to demonstrate how the swirl technique were faster. They invited several kids to try to empty a bottle fastest; and one really big and strong kid managed to brute force emptying it faster than any of the clever methods simply by shaking it super hard and fast.
The whirlpool blew my mind. Even though it’s a simple thing. Awesome and interesting video. 😁👍
“Write that down write that down” ~shotgunners
Wow.... interesting
Jokes on you, i found that method decades ago BECAUSE of shotgunning lol
@@hermeticascetic LOL
Been doing it forever it's called a strawpedo
Friend of mine can down a bottle of wine this way in about 5 seconds
now i can get a faster time on my empty bottle any % speedrun finally
I laughed, but in reality real world speedruns exist
this video actually a brilliant life hack saved alot of time
How do you beat the empty bottle speedrun under 100%? XD
*darkviper enters chat*
@@austingeorge6659 Dr Apt a 31
The bottle emptying Speedrun meta has changed :O
All future grocery lists:
1. Water bottles
2. Straws
3. Marshmallows
Others: “Yoooo vortex looks cool!”
Me: “eheheh, am water bendin”
Ok
Ok
Perfect
avatar..
If jadropping made a vid where he edits the water bottle out and does the vortex it would actually look like he's water bending
Vortex is awesome 😳
Tru dat
hi oversampled
No
I can see all the people not drinking beers...
@@alaricpumani5372 all the Americans are amazed by it😹😹
Now THAT is something quite practical in everyday life. Thanks.
There is a missing method:
SHAKE IT!!!
"why do you have a straw with you?" "to empty a bottle ofcourse, duh"
Oh so you’re going to drink it through the straw! Right? RIGHT?!
And a marshmallow
You don't?
I laughed hard jajaja
@@LizAya22 nope
I never knew that I needed water speedrunning in my life until now
Hey you have 260 likes just a reminder incasw it didnt notify you
“The best way to make your water bill skyrocket”
So in conclusion, slowest is most convenient, fastest works when you got a straw, but the vortex just looks awesome.
The second method is 🔥 i have to try, man that was smooth.
You can also drink your beer like that bro
@@Eingeschrenkt 🤣🤣
Yeah good job wasting clean water dude 😐
@@egotrips4810 dont worry he sended the water in africa
@@Eingeschrenkt tornados entzünden
Some guy in CZcams
"Wait, does that actully work?"
"Let's find out"
I can literally hear this !!!!
"It seems that this time physics actually was correct but we still can't trust it, see you in another video"
Yea fuck those people...
@@bengalifujoshi8111 in my mind
"Let's see if this is true or rubbish"
I never thought of the bubbles rising as air filling the vacuum created. That makes so much sense.
*The Tipsy Bartender* will remember that.
"fastest way to empty the bottle"
my brain: break it.
Pop-🤠🤠
Omg
Straight what I went to as well.
Yup. Screw "thinking outside of the box." Better to know there is no box.
If it's plastic
Crunch it
"The fastest way to empty a bottle is put a straw in it and It will empty really fast"
Me: *Squishes the Bottle in one second*
i don't think that would work with a glass bottle, now would it?
@@perhapsclem872It easy just hire magician
@@perhapsclem872 Just throw it on the floor
@@craftynait no a grand master magician
@@perhapsclem872 actually that makes it even easier: break bottle, no more bottle, water is now free from prison, new record.
Hopefully the straw strategy can come in handy for speedrunners trying to empty water
He forgot squeezing it with all your force because it feels like discipline
Fun fact: I learned that on Scam School.
scam school is top tier fr
Brian mf brushwood made me so many $1 bills off those damn bar tricks
Cause I'm a MODERN ROGUE!
The vortex way was the most interesting thing I've seen today
@@JustinBrockel fr
Just like the tornado tubes I made as a kid
Hope you heavy have better days
Learned this quickly being a homebrewer having to wash out endless bottles 😂
The pro-way: break bottle, time 0.01 seconds
"Hey, I need a straw to empty this bottle of water"
"You mean to drink it?"
"No, no I don't"
*accidentally drops and breaks bottle immediately after obtaining the straw*
NEW RECORD ACHIEVED!
Marshmallow? No?
@@Turbokon12 tf?!
Now I understand how they are able to refuel so fast during a pit stop. The straw method is exactly what they're doing. That's super cool.
That's how the gas pump knows the vehicle is full and stop pumping. When the air flow of the straw inside the nozzle gets blocked by liquid. Although tons of vehicles have a bottle neck from the spout to the tank. Slowing down flow causing the spout to fill up faster than it can pour into the tank. So the pump assumes you're full and shuts off when you only just started. NOTE: Flipping the nozzle upside down changes the position of the straw inside the nozzle [relative to the spout] from the bottom to the top, so the entire nozzle will have to fill up before it reaches the straw. Allowing the pump to keep pushing the gas until its damn near over flowing. Neat trick if your car causes the pump to frequently stop early.
@@MySpoot please
@@MySpoot my only infiniti G35 used to stop early for this reason
Yes! This was my first thought as well!
Huh. Interesting
If you blow into the straw in the last method the water gets shot out, also if it's a plastic bottle you can also squeeze it at the same time 😊
Not me waiting for the "that means this ones fake" 💀
Keep it up man, i'll be using the vortex on my life from now on.
"Everywhere I go I see his face"
Hello brotheren
@@doomboard wathup
Mid cuh
@@NusBH what happened? Did he roast your favorite png tuber or something? 💀
That second one was extremely satisfying to watch
Looked very cool 😎
"just break it"
"JUST BREAK IT"
Thank you I had a competition coming up for this. 🙏🤗
well they never said the bottle has to be kept intact.
"smashes bottle*
Or squeeze the bottle like a frube tube
Second one is how we drink beer in Germany. It’s called „tornado“.
and in australia lol
Oh my god
Third one is how we binge drink in the UK, we put the straw in and call it a strawpedo
liver failure
It's how we shotgun a bottle beer in Texas. Cans get a knife and popped top
There's another tactic: tilting it just enough so that the air can pass in and the water can leave. The time will vary depending on your skill but you can get an average
Clock : 15.3
Him : 15.5 seconds
"how to chug faster"
Immediately thought of stevewilldoit
The only reason I clicked
Chug jug with you
Don't
Create a vortex in your food pipe so that you gulp water faster
Me: “break the bottle”
Smort!
Just 1 sec. Easy 👍
Yes bhery Esmart Boy
Toit
big bren time👍👍
U r smort my guy 😂😂😂😂😂
Random guy in 1850 - Let's give my law on this phenomenon
I was thinking of just completely destroying the bottle
"Bro, you gotta fill of the dog's water dish before it dies"
"oh ok, hold on, lemme get a straw first-"
Or you could just squeeze it in have your dog live but you do you I guess
@@Arisxgon bruh you spent like 20 seconds type and now the dog died....
Wait .....
What have I done!
@@Arisxgon f
Well. If it only takes 2 secs to get the straw it's still technically faster
@@revelmonger nt
Me: blowing up the bottle with a grenade.
Speedrun any %
Instructions unclear…
instructions unclear inflated bottle with grenade blast
@@Lithex343 bro, you made me wheeze lmao
That's still a five second fuse
-but the straw is faster
-shut up and let me do the vortex
This is what I am paying my internet bill for
People in 80s : There will be flying cars in future.
Also Future : The fastest way to empty a bottle.
Lmao so true
you street-shitters use the most overused forgotten and unfunny "jokes" to ever exist xd
This comment will hit 1k for sure .
Me: waiting for him to break the bottle
🙂🙂🙂 i see a man of culture 1🤣
First thing I thought
@@ditsaroy6087 If brute force isn't working you're not using enough!
That's exactly what I thought at first
Break the plastic bottle
The straw method actually takes the longest because you have to first look for the straw.
i’ll never empty a bottle without a straw and a marshmallow again!
You don't need a marshmallow, just cover the hole with your thumb
Me with 8 pounds of dynamite: *There is another.*
.... and the wick takes 30 seconds to burn 😂
"3 different ways-"
*squeeze the bottle with full force*
it's a glass bottle, ya can't squeeze that unless ya possess superhuman levels of strength and want to break the glass and get cuts from the glass
Use an angle where bubbles don't really obstruct as a normal person would do
@@Andrea-fz3pm the bottle he used was plastic
@@noodlesoup2586 It's a little tricky to tell with limited angles of the bottom but it does look like a thick flat bottom that a glass bottle would have. When setting up the last bottle flip the exterior is much shinier & reflective than clear plastic would usually be.
@@KLondike5 Actually judging by it's bottom it's most likely a water bottle made out of very thick plastic, which is both hard to bend but also more resistant to damage than glass
If you need to pour precisely, tip the bottle gradually, keeping the water at a level where there's a channel of air entering from the top of the opening into the airspace inside the bottle.
That unemployed friend.... at 4 am
“I’m gonna empty this water bottle and throw it out, you got a straw?”
“Uhhh… for what?!”
The turtles
@@hi_925 🥁
@@hi_925 💀
Drinking it
Guest: “Thanks, I needed that Tea on my clothing as well.
Server: “Mmm vortex method…”
Speedrunes: "This information is valuable."
Marshmallow looks yummy 🤤
It's all in the voortex
i have never been so impatient my whole life
Option 2: AND THERE YA HAVE IT HOMEBOI
Him: what’s the fastest way to empty this bottle
Me: smash it
what if there is only air in the bottle will it then spill or not?
You first have to put it in a box then put that box in another box then mail that box to yourself and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER
Literally what I was expecting
Yeah. My play was cut the bottle in half. Vertically.
In germany we use the second tactic with beer and we call it „Tornado“
Wollte ich gerade auch sagen 😂
Entzündet den TORNADO 🌪
We do too but we call it a vortex
Ron beleki: hold my beer!
Creative name
My mind:The guy who drinking beer really fast
Me: "I need to empty this bottle as fast as possible!"
_Spends ten minutes rooting through drawers to find a straw._