r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Babysitter + Love-slave. Pay: $5/hour

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  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a young babysitter looking for work. She interviews with a Karen who seems to imply that she wants OP to join her in the bedroom. Karen intentionally lied to OP about how much money she was going to make. It turns out that the babysitting job includes cleaning, childcare, and "satisfying" Karen in the bedroom for a measly $5 per hour.
    0:00 Intro
    0:10 Candy
    1:27 Delivery instructions
    5:34 Leg room
    7:16 Daycare for below minimum wage
    10:24 Daycare for even less
    11:26 Art thief
    13:36 Low ball
    14:16 All the excuses
    đŸ€‘ r/Choosingbeggars My Boss Fired Me, Then Begged Me For Money! ‱ r/Choosingbeggars My B...
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    #reddit #choosingbeggars #funnyredditposts
    "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), License: CC By Attribution 3.0
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  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +586

    Karen: "Do you have any interest in doing some dog-walking assignments?"
    OP: "Ma'am, this is DoorDash."

  • @BeastTheMadness
    @BeastTheMadness Pƙed 2 lety +193

    "idk if OP is suited to be taking care of ANOTHER animal" got me 😂😂

    • @pikabolt5196
      @pikabolt5196 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      I was wondering if anyone else caught this! XD

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Pƙed 2 lety +460

    "I *HATE* rude people."
    _Literally flips out over being denied a low ball offer_
    Hypocrites, amirite?

  • @SuperLordQ
    @SuperLordQ Pƙed 2 lety +268

    I remember this one DoorDash driver that didn’t get the drink with my meal one time. Not her fault, our local Wendy’s fucks orders up all the time and didn’t put it out for her. But she felt so bad about she went and bought me ANOTHER SODA DOWN THE STREET WITH HER OWN MONEY! I couldn’t believe it and thank/tip her enough. Some of these drivers take a lot of pride in their work and still gotta put up with shit like this.

    • @daniellepullman4074
      @daniellepullman4074 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      You definitely got one of the good ones. Unfortunately for every driver that is neutral to going above and beyond, you have the really bad/apathetic ones. Hence why some people really don't like these services.

    • @Relkinar
      @Relkinar Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I had something similar, the driver got to my apartment building, but dropped my drinks when coming up the stairs, she delivered the food, drove out to 7-11 and bought some drinks and brought them back for me. I honestly was stunned.

    • @SuperLordQ
      @SuperLordQ Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@daniellepullman4074 I’ve had some bad drivers in my time as well, and doordash as a service can be really shit sometimes. But regardless of who takes and serves my food it’s best to treat them with the same decency and respect that I would want too myself.

    • @EyseaSol
      @EyseaSol Pƙed 2 lety

      We've only had one driver who brought one drink instead of two. We would have understood if there hadn't been a receipt on the bag that said 2 drinks. All they had to do was take 5 seconds to check. They can't check the food, but they can see the order is supposed to have 2 drinks. We were polite about it, of course. It wasn't worth them going out of their way.
      Otherwise, all our other drivers have been fantastic, so we still enjoy DoorDash overall. It's a super emergency thing for us, so we're grateful to get anything really.

    • @chillbythefire1003
      @chillbythefire1003 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I once forgot to change the address on my DoorDash app, and so accidentally sent my driver fifteen minutes out of the way to my former place of work. She was super chill, and was willing to drop by my house and give me my order after her next one. Best BELIEVE I had a second tip waiting for her when she got here!

  • @Djinn_Entonic
    @Djinn_Entonic Pƙed 2 lety +235

    Tiramisu
    Ingredients
    For the Coffee Mixture
    -1 1/2 cups espresso
    -1/2 cup dark rum
    For the Mascarpone Filling
    -16 ounces mascarpone (cream cheese is acceptable)
    -1/4 cup dark rum 60ml, for the mascarpone
    -6 large eggs
    -2/3 cup granulated sugar
    -2 cups heavy whipping cream
    -2 teaspoon vanilla extract
    For the Assembly
    -1/3 cup cocoa powder unsweetened
    -40 lady fingers You may need a few more or less depending on your dish.
    Combine the coffee and 1/2 cup of dark rum in a medium bowl then mix together and set aside. You can omit the rum and add a dash of vanilla with some more coffee for soaking or you can add a favorite liqueur like Kahlua, Grand Marnier, or Godiva.
    Transfer the mascarpone to a large bowl then pour in 1/4 cup of dark rum and mix together until well combined. You can use an electric hand mixer or a whisk for this step.
    Add the egg yolks and sugar to a double boiler or glass bowl. Whisk together then place over a pot of simmering water making sure the water does not touch the bowl. Whisk over heat until sugar has dissolved and the mixture is light yellow in color and thickened a bit.
    Pour the egg yolk mixture into the mascarpone and whisk until combined. You can use an electric hand mixer for this step if desired. Place in the refrigerator until needed.
    Add the cold cream and vanilla extract to the bowl of your stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment or a large bowl if using an electric hand mixer. Mix on low for about 30 seconds then slowly increase speed to high. Beat until the whipped cream has stiffer peaks but keep an eye on it because it will curdle into butter if over-whipped.
    Fold the whipped cream into the mascarpone mixture. You can run a whisk through it at the end to mix in any remaining unmixed bits.
    Dip the top and bottom of your lady fingers briefly in the coffee mixture. They sop up the liquid quickly so they don't need more than 2 seconds of dipping. Arrange the lady fingers in the 9x13 dish as you go. They should be places so there are no gaps.
    After the bottom layer of dipped ladyfingers is arranged in the dish add half of the mascarpone mixture on top and smooth out to the edges using an offset or rubber spatula.
    Dip more ladyfingers, arranging them on top of the filling as you go. Once the dish is fully covered add the remaining mascarpone mixture and smooth out.
    Dust top with cocoa powder and chill overnight. You tiramisu needs time to set up or it will be a delicious mess

    • @untitled_2935
      @untitled_2935 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Cool

    • @jaybehkay2438
      @jaybehkay2438 Pƙed 2 lety +64

      I’m currently unsure how this is related to the video but I’m still grateful for it.

    • @IvanCalderon
      @IvanCalderon Pƙed 2 lety +49

      Do you think the flavor would be affected if I leave the nail polish on the lady fingers? What about gel nails?

    • @lamarasawyer850
      @lamarasawyer850 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Thanks for the recipe 😂

    • @gigim.9742
      @gigim.9742 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      Random, but thank you 😅

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 Pƙed 2 lety +466

    OP: “We agreed to two fifty!”
    Karen: “Yes, you agreed to $2.50 per hour.”
    OP: “You told me $250 per week!”
    Good on OP for walking out. Assuming OP also had some proof of the conversation, I would have also taken Karen to small claims.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 Pƙed 2 lety +27

      Or at least spread the word locally so that others didn't get conned.

    • @realssanne
      @realssanne Pƙed 2 lety +22

      250 a week is still pretty shitty

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Would of walked away too, she probably never got another babysitter with those prices.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@bryn1063 - and any she did get wouldn't have been at all trustworthy - but hey, who cares about their own child's physical or mental wellbeing when it comes to saving money?

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@franl155 Yeah I rather save a few bucks.

  • @MizTameRumors
    @MizTameRumors Pƙed 2 lety +470

    I order food on apps specifically so I don't have to talk to anyone.

    • @peanutbutter7357
      @peanutbutter7357 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Agreed, I end up either stuttering or standing there like a deer staring at headlights

    • @bsgenius22
      @bsgenius22 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I'm sure the drivers don't want an essay either

    • @robertlavery6896
      @robertlavery6896 Pƙed 2 lety

      Unfortunetly, we, the staff, still need to talk to the delivery drivers.
      Quite often they are the absolute worst.

    • @hanalexcranealister6799
      @hanalexcranealister6799 Pƙed 2 lety

      Same

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Yep, I don’t wanna talk, just put my food down and leave. Thank you!

  • @MellowMuffin_
    @MellowMuffin_ Pƙed 2 lety +51

    my brother is a graphic designer and his average commission for cover art for albums is like 200, so 150 for a whole children's book is literally unheard off, the lady is insane not to take that deal

    • @amberdawn5076
      @amberdawn5076 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      It really depends on the artist, for instance, some professional artists get paid 300€ per illustration, some asks for 35€

  • @woofy1988
    @woofy1988 Pƙed 2 lety +36

    rSlash: " slash... threesome mistress...?"
    Me: "I believe the term you're looking for is 'unicorn', Dabney"

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Yeah. They are called “unicorns“ because people are always hunting them, and yet they never appear if they’ve got any self-preservation instinct.

  • @jennifersoules3876
    @jennifersoules3876 Pƙed 2 lety +39

    So when I was sick with Covid and really stressed and with a bad fever and depressed, I got my groceries delivered. And I was so grateful I sent the delivery driver a super long text thanking her and explaining how much it meant to me. I work at the zoo and sent her pictures of her favorite animal, and she hasn’t taken me up on it yet, but I told her I’d take her on a tour of the zoo as a thank you. She’d been having a rough day and apparently was really touched and it made her cry. We went on a thirty minute text exchange about it 😅 never even saw her face. Maybe it’s a southern thing? Idk. We talk a lot. But it was a nice moment between two strangers connected by a grocery delivery during a challenging time
    Edit: to be clear, unlike the woman in the video, I did not ask her if she would walk our giraffes

    • @Kichixchan
      @Kichixchan Pƙed 2 lety +4

      I mean... I would probably take the offer to walk a giraffe... When will you ever get a chance to walk a wild animal???

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@Kichixchan I love lions and tigers because they are literally amazing. Once I was with My x and I chuffed at a tiger and she chuffed back at me!!! I was so delighted

    • @Kichixchan
      @Kichixchan Pƙed 2 lety

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Animals are amazing! :D

  • @winstonpapstein6871
    @winstonpapstein6871 Pƙed 2 lety +36

    In regards to the Doordash story, I have two similar ridiculous cases:
    The first was when I delivered an order from Walmart to the address given, but apparently it was meant to be a surprise order (which I was not made aware of when I shot them a confirmation message.) Then, on top of that, they got pissed when I did not wait more than the allotted wait period; they wanted me to deliver it to them in person but they "had to finish a few errands and would be there in about 30 minutes". I'm willing to bet money that this idiot was the one who gave me a 1 star review when all the others who have rated me have given me 5 stars.
    The second was when the customer gave me the wrong address completely. The lady shot me a text saying that I should have known her CORRECT address was across the street from the one I was given.

    • @thesheikahscholar
      @thesheikahscholar Pƙed 2 lety +10

      I had a customer where the delivery address was a commercial building. Didn't list a suite number or a floor or a business name. Instructions said "Leave at my door". So I left it outside the building door, confirmed it and drove away.
      Got a text that said "Nooooo you're supposed to bring it to me on the 2nd floor. You can't leave it outside!"
      The app gives you a place to put apt/unit/suite/room numbers and delivery instructions for a reason.

  • @UIJuS10
    @UIJuS10 Pƙed 2 lety +71

    I've had two reasons ever to text my Uber Eats driver: to warn them about the hole in the private road my house is on, and to advise them to take it easy on a particularly tricky stretch of the road that leads to my neighborhood during inclement weather. Never really for my own gratification. And just because my neighborhood is kind of a pain to get to relative to most suburban areas around here, I always tip the max on the preset tips. Custom added during inclement weather.

    • @kimlarsen6779
      @kimlarsen6779 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      The only reason Ive messaged a doordash driver is to tell them where my apartment is because it's literally a maze

    • @Nightdominia
      @Nightdominia Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I've sent messages to a door dasher quite a bit. Usually it's just a thank you for their time picking up and delivering my food. The other times have been when the app has given them a messed up set of GPS directions to my house, or they are running late and I politely ask how things are going since I know they sometimes pick up multiple orders from the same place.

    • @EyseaSol
      @EyseaSol Pƙed 2 lety +1

      We only had to text a dasher once, because the restaurant had forgotten a part of our order. They were great, went and got it for us. We tipped well. We rated well too. Dashers are super!

    • @KirstenlyArt
      @KirstenlyArt Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Sometimes, I see the door dash driver circle my apartment 2+ times, and I will send them a message "if youre on Y street, facing X street, turn right immediately before the lights. the door is under the overhang, callbox is on the right." I literally do not text them unless i visibly see them circle the building twice.

  • @Juzokinnie
    @Juzokinnie Pƙed 2 lety +82

    I can't be the only one who thinks $150 is hella cheap for artwork for an entire children's book.
    Edit: Didn't watch all the way. I paused before Rslash looked into the cost. A lot of artists charge $150 for some pretty detailed artwork and I'm an artist myself, and I couldn't help but think how cheap $150 is.

    • @garethhughes7430
      @garethhughes7430 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Yeah, I guess it depends. If its for a single book for one parent, I can see doing a discount (even though its functionally the same work). If books actually made much money I'd say go profit share, but honestly your probably better off with a flat payday unless you can really bulk those kids book illustrations.

    • @ralph8677
      @ralph8677 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Considering children's books are about 20-30 pages in length & require an illustration on at least every other page, I would say $150 (or about $10-15 per picture) is very cheap!

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@ralph8677 Depends how detailed the picture are and some people really low ball their trade

    • @bread9173
      @bread9173 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      As an artist, 150 is definitely way too low for multiple drawings. Especially if a drawing takes a few hours. Basically min wage or below if you have lots of drawings.

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@bread9173 Too many desperate artists.

  • @triciacarey2288
    @triciacarey2288 Pƙed 2 lety +40

    My best friend and I work door dash together and that’s absolutely not normal. And those bags are sealed and waiting or if we have to wait for the food we don’t get to give any instructions to the restaurant on behalf of the customer. So idk what kind of drugs that lady is using but that’s not normal and it’s weird as hell:

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 Pƙed 2 lety +13

    Geez these people who want to hire people at a slave rate need to have CPS called on them.

  • @whitelotus1337
    @whitelotus1337 Pƙed 2 lety +9

    Did anyone else catch that the last person said permanent disability "right now."
    Lady. You never get off of permanent disability. Hence the name PERMANENT.

  • @austinriley8410
    @austinriley8410 Pƙed 2 lety +37

    I assumed the CB in the first story was a woman, and RSlash read the story that way, but then the Door Dash driver addressed the CB as “Sir” and I was taken by surprise. You know what they say about assuming 😂

  • @stephanieleroux3466
    @stephanieleroux3466 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    I am a daycare worker, a parent of one of the kids in my group asked me to babysit for them. From first impressions, I knew they were super sweet; and I was right, these people paid me MORE then we had agreed on, because they thought 15$ per hour was too cheap to watch 2 kids (their kids are literally angels) and they also ordered food and got some for me. I love these people and I'd babysit any day for them, I cannot imagine working for people as entitled as these choosing beggars and I'm glad I don't have to!

  • @magicalunicorncat9955
    @magicalunicorncat9955 Pƙed 2 lety +16

    I once had my DoorDash delivered to the wrong address by accident (was my fault forgot to change the address) and I messaged my driver to let them know and they were super super sweet about it and even brought it to the right address! Still the best driver I ever had

    • @jandipoo
      @jandipoo Pƙed 2 lety +4

      I hope you tipped well!

  • @mrs.l.m.kappler7044
    @mrs.l.m.kappler7044 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    I've got a bit of experience in the babysitting department. My Mom had a legit licenced Daycare for 35+ years until she "Retired" to work for the School District Full Time. I also "free lanced" as a teenager on evenings and weekends. YES, RSlash you ARE correct when you said "My husband thinks you're really [insert compliment here]" is a sign to GTFO. Hell, my MOM wound up with a stalker I guess you could say due to this. (He would do the heavy breathing calls, constantly ask to "meet up", the "sexy voice" calls type of thing with NO regard as to who actually picked up the phone aka one of us kids). She finally figured out who it was and agreed to "meet up" WITH the CHIEF OF POLICE (whose kids she also watched) as her "chaperone". That FINALLY got the point across and the creepy calls finally stopped. This happened way before caller ID or even *69 were a thing. That was also when "Sawed Off S.O.B." became a common name in our house referring to the "stalker".

  • @sunayocarissime5309
    @sunayocarissime5309 Pƙed 2 lety +23

    I always feel sorry for my Doordash drivers, those poor guys get lost trying to find my apartment. They eventually call so I can help them but sometimes it gets frustrating living in a place so obscure you couldn't find it with a seeing eye dog & a Ouija Board.đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 Pƙed 2 lety +47

    I hope that everyone is having a good Wednesday!

    • @jay-uo2bi
      @jay-uo2bi Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I'm having a good Thursday 🙂

    • @A8Mafia.
      @A8Mafia. Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I hope everyone is haveing a good day because I have 3 test and they are major

    • @themarveldude9317
      @themarveldude9317 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Ya man just got up from studing from whole night. So a good Wednesday. Perfect starting

    • @AurieError9995
      @AurieError9995 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Im having a terrible Wednesday, girlfriend's entire computer and email adress got hacked and comprimised, we can't communicate for a while

    • @alexhughes8211
      @alexhughes8211 Pƙed 2 lety

      My dude

  • @tungstenanderson5991
    @tungstenanderson5991 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    "I'll be in the market for a nanny, ( not just a babysitter)" So, 6 bucks an hour? " for babysitting and light housework, yes" How amazing when pay became an issue, it's now a babysitting job.

  • @sayadiva123
    @sayadiva123 Pƙed 2 lety +9

    That babysitting job was way too sus. Like how the heck would you live on $1,100 a month??? No way!! And you totally dodged being involved in a weird messy situation

  • @quintecence
    @quintecence Pƙed 2 lety +30

    I used to "babysit" for a family friend as a favour because she needed a legal adult (I was 18/19) in her home while she worked overnight. She had adopted her 2 nephews who were both under 10 but her kids were all teenage girls and couldn't legally look after them. I would literally just put them to bed and watch films/bake/have fun with the girls. It was more like house sitting tbh and because of the weird thing of me technically looking after the 2 nephews, I had to get paid so I only charged her like ÂŁ10 a night because I got free food, did basically no work and slept in a giant bed for the night.. technically, I made like 80p an hour but it was a favour rather than a job to me so I didn't care. But for someone who's looking for a job in childcare, getting paid peanuts is actually insulting.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I never thought there was an issue with teenagers regularly looking after kids under 10 [assuming they're not toddlers or babies]. Was the mother being monitored by CPS or something?

    • @quintecence
      @quintecence Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@limiv5272 I'm from the UK and her nephews were adopted because their parents weren't fit to look after them (neglect, abuse towards their mum and drug use mainly) so social services were involved a lot to make sure their aunt could care for them properly.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@quintecence I guess I kinda assumed social services would be out of the picture once an adoption went through, interesting. It was good of her to take the kids in, hope they're all doing well

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I think those CB's offering $250 a week and then claiming it was $2.50 an hour know what they're doing. How many times have we seen in-home, full time nanny ads with pay which is next to nothing? They probably realize they can't get anyone that way so misrepresenting the amount of pay is the next step.

  • @chrisreed26
    @chrisreed26 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Heck I did not even know you could text your food delivery driver!

  • @annika5893
    @annika5893 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    DoorDash lady actually surprised me. I thought in the end she would send some scathing messages because the meal wasn't exactly as she hoped, even though she said stuff like "if not possible, it's all good". Or because the delivery person refused to take the dog out.

  • @Vi0let_crystal
    @Vi0let_crystal Pƙed 2 lety +12

    People pay min 300$ for a book cover not the whole book 😂

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I love how you said "I don't think this guy is super suited to be taking care of ANOTHER animal"

  • @zanon__
    @zanon__ Pƙed 2 lety +36

    RSlash: the Choosing Beggar in the Doordash story is a guy. as OP referred to them as "Sir."
    So it's not a Karen, but yes a Kevin.

    • @thomasjenkins5727
      @thomasjenkins5727 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      An entitled jerk who lacks common sense and introspection is a Karen.
      A self-assured idiot who thinks they're the best despite being dangerously incompetent is a Kevin.
      Gender doesn't really come into this.

  • @mhskingtanner6310
    @mhskingtanner6310 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Thank you RSlash for having common sense. I am a doordash driver, and I hate when customers say "Make sure you check my order!" And to that I can't. That seal is there, and if I break it I can be accused of tampering your food. All I can do is ask if everything is in the bag. If the restaurant says yes, then it's out of my hands. So people need to stop blaming dasher for this, and actually blame who is really at fault.

  • @lycos94
    @lycos94 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    as someone who deals with art on a fairly regular basis, 150 for an entire book is absolutely nothing, even if it only has like 10 pages or something, that's incredibly cheap

  • @feversandmirrors
    @feversandmirrors Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I was a nanny after high school. I swear I could write a bestseller about sh*t people asked of me, expected of me, and just crazy situations that happened while on the job. You would think these parents would be willing to pay a fair amount for someone taking care of their freaking children.

  • @fnvfan0145
    @fnvfan0145 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I did babysitting for a neighbor for $5 an hour(just one three year old)... Back in 2008. He was a good kid, but never told you when he messed himself.

  • @hydrodemon939
    @hydrodemon939 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    14:56
    Now that’s family bonding

  • @aquablurekh910
    @aquablurekh910 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Holy, imagine someone is coughing and you get the Mega cancer from that.

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako Pƙed 2 lety +1

    CB promised $11.00 per hour, then backtracks to say $1,100 per month. She sure loves moving decimal places around when it suits her!

  • @JohnA.Zoidberg
    @JohnA.Zoidberg Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I can relate with the tall brother. I'm 6'9 myself, I have a busted right knee and as such, I'm also physically unable to sit in most regular public transportation seats. If I can pay extra for more leg room, I will, just so I can guarantee I can actually sit during travel. It's a bit of a hurdle to be sure, but it's life for tall people. Good on him for not giving up the seat.

  • @timothysmith2308
    @timothysmith2308 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Being the worker who puts door dash orders with fries together, we do get calls about them being cold when it's been 20 minutes after the delivery đŸ€Ł

  • @Thotadin
    @Thotadin Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +2

    I WAS GONNA SAY. $150 for a KIDS BOOK? I've paid commissioned art of my OCs around that price point. A singular picture! That artist is underselling themselves

  • @DourdenAdam
    @DourdenAdam Pƙed 2 lety

    RSLASH: Its the one thing we spend a lot of money on.
    Me: except your new baby I'd assume.

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar Pƙed 2 lety +2

    That first story is why my snacks stay in my drawer and only I get to eat them. People suck.

  • @HoneyHeartstrings
    @HoneyHeartstrings Pƙed 2 lety

    Your videos have taught me that, in the event I sell anything, if someone starts by offering me peanuts for my item, to block the person outright. It's difficult to believe there is a lower level to "rock bottom", but when the conversation begins at rock bottom, you can bet that it can only go lower.

  • @porter0311
    @porter0311 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    In that last Post OP forgot to add, Glass bones and paper skin too.

  • @keshalinehan4969
    @keshalinehan4969 Pƙed 2 lety

    The one with the wife looking for the free upgraded seat reminded me of a trip I took a few years ago. My husband booked our flight (us and our son) to Florida. He wasn’t able to get three seats next to each other, so I was going to be sitting with our son and he was going to be elsewhere. He flew a lot for work, so when he checked in he was offered an upgrade to first class. Loving man that he is, he opted to see if the person sitting with my and and me would mind switching seats. The guy sighed, said “Yeah, sure
” in a resigned, unhappy voice and then asked where he was going. His face when he found out was priceless.

  • @heyitskira7056
    @heyitskira7056 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I’m a door dash driver and while that choosing beggar was being ridiculous, door dash instructs the drivers to check the food before leaving even if it’s already sealed. It ensures the food isn’t stale, made correctly, or missing something.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      That sounds like a bs policy that puts more liability on the driver

  • @rapheAltoid77
    @rapheAltoid77 Pƙed rokem

    The last commentary by Rslash: well, that sarcasm escalated quickly... lol

  • @vanguardangel6912
    @vanguardangel6912 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Mmm those chocolates sound heavenly.
    Also doordash drivers; the people at the restaurants are in charge of bagging. We try and make it fresh as soon as we get the order. Don’t let assholes walk all over you.

  • @gizmothewizmo
    @gizmothewizmo Pƙed 2 lety

    Had a doordash driver communicate he picked up my order after a long wait and a mistake through 4 emojis. I sent back a smile and a thumbs up. Best conversation I've had on doordash.

  • @DarkwoodASMR
    @DarkwoodASMR Pƙed 2 lety

    As a doordash driver, I can say these are some things us doordashers have to deal with:
    -Sometimes the restaurant will not have the food ready. If you order from Five Guys, they will not prepare the food until the driver arrives to ensure freshness.
    -The stickers on the bag are tamper seals. Us drivers do not touch them to make sure that the food gets to your house with the guarantee everything is in place.
    -The worst tip I've ever had from a customer was a whopping $0.01 over a place that is known for having an exceedingly long wait in the drive thru. Especially during dinner rush.
    -If this person texted them while they were on the road, there is a 90% chance they didn't see it until arriving at the house. Since us doordashers prioritize our safety over a text message while driving.

  • @michaelcook6288
    @michaelcook6288 Pƙed 2 lety

    3 years strong of taking morning poops and listening to r/slash.... keep up the good work!

  • @TophPower
    @TophPower Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The last one was close to a bingo!

  • @theoriginalabimation
    @theoriginalabimation Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I'm an illustrator and animator and my jaw hit the floor when she said ÂŁ150 for the whole book.

    • @jamesmcquaid3274
      @jamesmcquaid3274 Pƙed 2 lety

      Not even that much, $150 isn’t much more than £100

  • @mysterybuff2374
    @mysterybuff2374 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    I hope you had a great birthday yesterday! Thanks for giving me a reason to be awake by 7 am! 😄

  • @devilranger817
    @devilranger817 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    restaurant togo worker here, so we put that online "thx for ordering" stickers so all the delivery like uber or doordash so they cant tamper or eat with the food like you said. And yes the door dashers are normally like 10 mins to and hour late and rarely never at all

  • @BunnyQueen97
    @BunnyQueen97 Pƙed 2 lety

    Lolol this person was excited for their McDonalds, sometimes I'll have funny conversations with my Dashers but never like this lol.

  • @McLeanAmy
    @McLeanAmy Pƙed rokem

    Yeah, I agree, the price quoted for the children's book is amazing! OP shouldn't sell themselves short!

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt Pƙed 2 lety

    The first one is perfect... "UGH, who brought in this chocolate that doesn't taste like vomit? Disgusting!"

  • @sushi_isgucci
    @sushi_isgucci Pƙed 2 lety

    I work in the restaurant industry and the reason the bags are sealed with door dash is because door dash doesn’t want to get blamed for mess up orders that were the restaurant’s fault. They’re basically making sure they and their drivers wont be blamed for messed up orders.

  • @blake432
    @blake432 Pƙed 2 lety

    "my husband is a first responder" is an automatic red flag that someone is trying to take advantage of you.

  • @Skercz14
    @Skercz14 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Why do people expect artists to work for free because they "LOVE" their work so much, but as soon as the artist asks to be paid fairly their work sucks?

  • @shadowmoon4798
    @shadowmoon4798 Pƙed 2 lety

    this might be the earliest I've ever gotten to a video that wasn't live/premiered

  • @chrisbecker4922
    @chrisbecker4922 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Lol I think the person in the doordash story was fine after they realized the food wasn’t up to them, by helping the driver find a spot to park. The dog walking thing was weird but not creepy or anything. Who doesn’t want dog pictures?? 😆 Love your content r have a great day man! And congratulations on the new addition to your family!

  • @thecodnob123
    @thecodnob123 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    If only there was only an appliance that is used to heat food up after it has been cooked “OH WAIT, THE MICROWAVE” (problem solved 😏)

  • @ajjamsen694
    @ajjamsen694 Pƙed 2 lety

    For the last story, Karen forgot to mention that it's Christmas, too!

  • @RavenOfNirvana
    @RavenOfNirvana Pƙed 2 lety

    Professional illustrator here: even $1000-1500 is a steal. It's actually quite normal for the going rate to complete an entire kids book to be in the 10k range in some places. In highschool I accepted $200 to illustrate a kids book for a client to gift to one of her students who was going through some rough stuff, and I thought that was pricey as a teen. Come university time, I was shocked when one of my professors showed us some of her work in progress stuff for the kids book she was hired to illustrate and she explained how much to typically charge and what to earn. Kids books are no joke

  • @mightyakkylex
    @mightyakkylex Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Doordash (not exactly same brand but same concept) - we get all the food sealed and don't even get to see what is in there. We just take the bag, carefully place the bag in my insulated bag and make sure I don't flip it outside down. Other than that, nothing is in my handsđŸ€Ł

    • @suitov
      @suitov Pƙed 2 lety +1

      That's how I assumed it worked. I mean, the restaurants probably *can't* legally let you pack the bags or anything - the delivery service is an entire separate company. That's why I tip the rider through the app then just take the bag and thank them, without opening it up and digging through it in front of them.

    • @mightyakkylex
      @mightyakkylex Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@suitov thanks for being awesome ❀

  • @gigim.9742
    @gigim.9742 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Babysitting sounds like a great way to accidentally find yourself battling the entire Entitled Family Force.
    EM (Karen): "Timmy! Tommy! Jimmy! Tammie! Form... arms and legs! Kevin! Form... the body! And I'll form... the head! Together, we are... MEGA-KAREN!"

  • @trenchardsrevenge
    @trenchardsrevenge Pƙed 2 lety

    As a door dasher, I have never encountered anything like that one lady

  • @truevoidchaos5980
    @truevoidchaos5980 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    $150 for the illustration of a full children’s book? If I was looking for quotes on that and I got a $150 quote I would start getting suspicious of such an amazing price

  • @henriflego9574
    @henriflego9574 Pƙed 2 lety

    I was once flying with my whole family and a family friend (6 in total) where a husband asked my brother to switch seats with him so he could sit with his wife. He had a first class seat
 and he just let my brother have it. THEN the guy gave my brother $300 for the inconvenience and as a thank you. The flight attendants saw what happened and asked my sister, who was next to my brother, if she would like to sit with my brother in first class because the seat was unclaimed. The husband was really cool about it, like he didn’t ask to switch back and make them upgrade his wife. He told us, “I fly first class everywhere for business, you both enjoy sitting up there. Drinks are on me.” Typical dad joke. I told my siblings to really remember how this guy treated them and how kind and generous he was because they’ll likely never experience another person like him again.

  • @MonakalizasArt
    @MonakalizasArt Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Im a published illustrator, i just had my first children's book released! (32 pages) i worked with a publisher who did all the arrangements, and got paid $1650AUD. $150 is disgraceful.
    Value your art, kids

  • @sophiakennett8708
    @sophiakennett8708 Pƙed rokem

    The thought of cancer via twin telepathy is way funnier than it should be

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 Pƙed 2 lety

    “Delivery instructions” Lady you have a microwave. 😂

  • @anxiousanimeartist
    @anxiousanimeartist Pƙed 2 lety

    I work at a place that gets a lot of DoorDash orders. We always bake the pretzels fresh and never take online orders out of the warmer. We also seal the bags and tape the receipt to it. Then we put the bag on top of the oven to keep it warm until it gets picked up

  • @carolbertke2956
    @carolbertke2956 Pƙed 2 lety

    Was watching Mega School driving video yesterday and the guy who got side swiped was listening to R/slash
    You're the best man!

  • @EnoughCoin
    @EnoughCoin Pƙed 2 lety

    Chick-fil-A worker here: Every single delivery order (DD, GH UE) has to have stickers on the bags. Those stickers are the absolute worst too, if one just grazes the bag as youre trying to put it on, it will stick and rip, that's how sticky they are. (Main reason I hate bagging front counter haha) Also, from the time a delivery order is placed we probably have made at least 5 new batches of fries before the food even gets bagged. We have guests all the time ask to make sure their fries are fresh, and in the DT it's almost guaranteed that there will have been multiple batches made and bagged before theirs gets bagged.

  • @raihastorm9105
    @raihastorm9105 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Rslash: wanted to make a children's book for his kid
    Fresh: wanted to make a children's book for a bit in his video

  • @fdm2155
    @fdm2155 Pƙed 2 lety

    Um, no. Unless there's an issue like an item unavailable, I never message the drivers. LOL

  • @JeanLucCanas
    @JeanLucCanas Pƙed 2 lety

    My jaw dropped at 150$ for illustration of a whole book! I’d jump on that so fast if I liked their style of art! I have book ready to go and everything. It’s about t-Rex lol

  • @Rehk
    @Rehk Pƙed 2 lety

    Imagine if that delivery was from five guys , where they dump fries in the bag on purpose ahahhaa

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r Pƙed 2 lety +1

    It's amazing after hearing all these stories of choosing beggars. They never cease to amaze me with their level of entitlement. This phenomenon is mind boggling. But, they are not rational people after all. My brain just wants to make sense of it all regardless. Truly endless entertainment.

  • @clownking0833
    @clownking0833 Pƙed 2 lety

    As someone who works in a VERY POPULAR burger/fast food restaurant, I always find it really funny when people ask for fresh fries because we have to toss fries after a certain amount of time. There's literally a timer. And most of the time by the time people get up to the window they'll be ready so it really doesn't matter if people ask for "Cook to Order Fries"

  • @PlatinumParakeet
    @PlatinumParakeet Pƙed 2 lety +1

    $45 for a gecko? fuck yeah!

  • @flufferpupper7726
    @flufferpupper7726 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    I’ve heard from my teachers (artists in the industry) that even as a newer artist it should be $150 per page at minimum for a book

  • @iforgot8376
    @iforgot8376 Pƙed 2 lety

    At least the customer in the first story understood the concept of dog tax.

  • @BlackFox999
    @BlackFox999 Pƙed 2 lety

    Yay for 3 hours of sleep, at least I can enjoy this early.

  • @stephenadams8712
    @stephenadams8712 Pƙed 2 lety

    The last story your wedding anniversary is Halloween that explains a lot

  • @JoJohXD
    @JoJohXD Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Today I lost my grandad to Alzheimer's...... Thank for letting me switch off for some minutes, this is really great to try to forget about things! 😘😘😘😘

  • @moshedimawalaadormeo
    @moshedimawalaadormeo Pƙed 2 lety

    At least the last Karen did not say "My husband is a co-joined twin with himself"

  • @humanmonsters
    @humanmonsters Pƙed 2 lety

    I did the "nanny" job for my sister. Take the 9and 7 year olds to school and pick up. Take care of the 2 year old all day. 7am- 9-10pm M-F. Make breakfast, lunch for kids and dinner for the whole family every night. Also did the shopping, cleaning and everyone's laundry (washed, dried and put away) also helped with homework and projects, made the sweets for the whole class once a month. Helped the kids get their baths and get into bed. Also took care of their chickens and rabbits. I did lose my shit at the dad when he brought home a stray Bassett hound, that had EXTREME separation anxiety. It would howl and freak out if it wasn't in the same room as me, so trying to lay the baby down for nap, or leave the house to pick up the older kids was a *nightmare* . It also wasn't house broken, so I told him I couldn't handle all that, while trying to train and housebreak the dog and potty train the toddler. So he found it a new home, but then 2 days later he brings home A MASTIFF PUPPY!!!! (Someone stole it from the backyard about 2 weeks in though. It was actually a relief to me tbh)
    So did all this for the price of them paying for my car insurance for 6moths (it was $1,500 for 6 months because I had been in 3 wrecks in the year previous even though 2 of them I was not at fault, last a lady hit me while I was turning left so it was my fault technically). And $50 a week. Which didn't even cover my gas driving the kids to and from school.
    He then gave me his credit card and got mad when I used it FOR GAS! lololol
    The real kicker to all this was when he asked me "Soo are you saving any of the money I pay you to try to pay for the rest of your car insurance? ".
    I added it up and even if I saved every penny of that $50 a week it wasn't even Half of what I needed to pay for the next 6 months of insurance.
    I did this for them for over a year, really I did it for my sister because they were going thru a divorce and it was messy and her new work schedule wouldn't allow her more than 2 hours of sleep per day to be able to still take care of the kids the same way and work.
    But yeah then the husband and I argued over something stupid and he fired me. He quickly realized his mistake when he found out the REAL price of just childcare alone. Without all the extra domestic duties stuff I did too. But he was too proud to admit that he was wrong in firing me.

  • @mavis4801
    @mavis4801 Pƙed 2 lety

    That door dash lady is probably the nicest choosing beggar I've seen on here. She might be demanding but she at least doesn't seem entitled about it like the rest of them.

  • @rowanedmunds7574
    @rowanedmunds7574 Pƙed 2 lety

    I find especially new artists really undervalue their work. The few times I have payed a small time illustrator for anything I have literally doubled their asking price and they have either produced something completely worth the cost or in a few cases gone above and beyond

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    @ 12:15, wow, a 1 year old and a 3 month old? Didn't the doctor tell them to hold off at all? There's only NINE MONTHS between those kids - what was going on in the post-birth room? YIKES!

  • @joelmccoy1989
    @joelmccoy1989 Pƙed 2 lety

    My wife is an artist who got asked to illustrate a children's book but then things went south...long story short, he tried to convince her that he was going to sue her for her concept art because she wouldn't give it to him for free because they were "images based on my characters" so we went to a copyright lawyer and got a cease and desist letter sent to him.

  • @natetheskate9948
    @natetheskate9948 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    14:47 that noise in the background creeped me out the first time.

  • @galaxygamer1006
    @galaxygamer1006 Pƙed 2 lety

    The mega cancer bit at the end was hilarious

  • @Hertacles
    @Hertacles Pƙed 2 lety +1

    To the DoorDash question: yes on all counts. People ask me to do insane shit with reckless abandon. It's insane.

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I think door dash lady saw dudes picture and has a little crush.