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*Lazio
You know what else is insane
MY MOM; oooooooooh
*nazio
😂😂😂@@gible2330
Hey FM dad,
Know these are supposed to be easy quick vids for you with low effort and editing, so do as you please. If you are quoting a source it would be nice for you to link in the description for us to be able to poke into. Thanks, enjoying the new forms of content.
It's OK
No one know how to differentiate between those two teams 😂
I actually liked the green lights from the previous video. I think it fits well, especially with the channel icon being green vs blue for your main channel.
same
I think that blue is so much better. Clear.
blue looks better
exactly what I was thinking. Green to match the icon of the channel pic
Real
The fact that bro had the balls to stare his players in the eyes and say "skill issue" is crazy
More green lighting please, sets this channel apart
There are two more things about the loss against Lazio (not Napoli) that should worry everyone who's for Bayern.
1. They didn't just lost 0-1, they even haven't shot once on target!!
2. The last time Bayern hasn't scored in two matches in a row (0-1 Lazio, 0-3 Leverkusen) is 9 years ago! Nine!
If im not mistaken (a brazilian journalist who covers Bayern drops that)
Bayern does not shot to goal in 180 minutes.
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY MINUTES OF FOOTBALL.
More like nein amiright
@@lucaspereiramartins1485They had one shot on target against Leverkusen.
Looks like they made it
Man, I already miss the green lights! 😢 They set the "semi-scripted, relaxed rant at a pub" feel and tone for these sessions with Zealand! Blue feels way too professional and studio like for this 😊
I've won a Champions League.. Just not in real life. FM counts right?
i did too after savescumming every game
it DOES count
I went on a 123 game unbeaten league run but I can't win the champions League. I'm not Tommy Tuch
Yeah but did you do it with a Belgian team?
When I was a local journalist back in the days, I had a lot to do with Thomas Tuchel. He was coaching FC Augsburg II and I talked to him every weekend. He was polite but not nice. He was no peoples pleaser. And he still isn't. But he was already a full pro with big ambitions and he knew what he wanted. And that's the problem with Bayern and Tuchel. Big man Uli Hoeness is not always rational, he's emotional. And so are his decisions. That's something Tuchel can't cope with. He had a vision what this team should look like. And Bayern made just one transfer for Tuchel. Guerreiro, his Dortmund favourite. I guess Tuchel likes Kane but that was just a statement transfer. All the players he wanted, he never got them. Palinha and Rice for example.
And here we are. Tuchel is on the verge of getting sacked. The Sueddeutsche Zeitung wrote that he chose the (bad) formation against Leverkusen on purpose. Just to show the bosses their bad decisions on the transfer market. Against Lazio the team showed Tuchel in the second half that they don't like him.
Next week Hansi Flick is coach of FCB and Hoeness has his emotional, caring head coach back.
Honestly, he's a manager. You don't get what you want, you work with what you have. Imagine this team without Harry Kane?
As a chelsea fan, he was toxic. Created a very dark dressing room and ruined the team with his ridiculous signings all of which have been sold except fofana who's been injured since last season, and cucurella who has been bad.
He's going to be without a major club for a while with how royally he's messing this up
@@havipermost likely he will end up at Barcelona, where he will be very happy looking, praising things left and right for his first 3-4 months, then the usual descent into blame and toxicity will follow
@@haviperlol at a chelsea fan calling Tuchel toxic.
Didnt Hoeness sack Hansi because they want Tuchel?
@@eavyeavy2864 Nagelsmann. Not Tuchel. And most of Bayern-Fans still dont get why Nagelsmann was ever sacked in the first place.
Can we start a campaign to have "Your not as good as I thought you were, I need to adapt to your level" added as a post match teamtalk for next FM?
I second this campaign
I think that you can do that in a team talk but not after the game
The article actually says that the quote comes from after the Leverkusen match and not after the CL match!
Thank goodness someone can actual read because it definitely isn't me
I never heard Tuchel to admit his error. He lost the dressing room everywher where he was. He is one of the most arrogant coaches and saying bs like adapting to lower level and at the same time playing the definition of error proeness Upamecano and Dier together, while De Ligt is sitting on the bench, it´s just arrogancy and inability to admit his own mistake.
Btw fantastic content, love it
Fantastic comment love it
Series A is on course to get one of the two extra slots in the UCL next year. They had 2 teams in the semis last year and one in the final.
The 5th CL Spot is only given because of the Most recent season. So it isnt important what happend last year.
@@kapitanvollsuff6672You are correct. I was just using last year’s UCL as another example of how strong Series A actually is.
@@dueric1yes our league is strong and competitive, but he's right about the financial aspect, we are doomed
As a Bayern fan, I completely agree with you. Saying that to players who are legends at the club, such as Muller and Neuer, is completely unacceptable.
He doesn't seem the type to hold the really big jobs. He wore out his welcome every stop he's been on since Dortmund. PSG all but payed him to go and go now. Chelsea fired him the year after he won the Champions league. He's abrasive like Jose/Conte could be but without the pedigree. He's not a Klopp or a Pep who can take talent and improve it or get huge ego players on board. He's managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at every stop. Is he good? Without a doubt. Is he great? Nah. As a Liverpool fan I'd be absolutely livid if he got the job.
They should give this insult as a dialogue option in fm... After losing a match..
one of the biggest things for Bayern is Upamecano. Bayern used to have such a good and reliable defense, but ever since they signed Upamecano, he has those moments where he just concedes catastrophic mistakes.
Now they will rather Bin de Ligt 😂 😂 😂
You either Tuchel the Tuchel or you Wuchel the Wuchel. 🤣
Just binged all the videos on this channel while cooking a meal. Keep it up guys, this content is fucking quality!👌
The thing is, that Tuchel might have a point. In Germany the mdeia and all the experts (almost everyone of them has played for Bayern and the German national team) are saying that Bayern and national team have a lot of world class players, but in my opinion they are good but not world class. They have an ego as if they were world class, but they aren't playing like world class.
When Germany lifted the world cup in 2014, they had their golgen generation and a lot of these players were playing world class football, but since then most of them have retired and the next genereation can't fill their boots. Almost the same can be said dor Bayern.
This year for Bayern come several factors together:
- they have a small squad with eleven key players and some good players who can play on multiple positions (which is a club philosophy, to keep the stars happy and give the other players enough game time to be happy as well)
- a lot of injuries
- another team in the Bundesliga which is not struggeling so far
- an identity problem (Schweinsteiger, Lahm, Kroos, Alaba & Müller were all key players, who came through the own yout system and stood for the club DNA, but since then Pavlovic is the first home grown talent, that gets regular game time and Müller is just a sub in)
- due to the lack of competition they became a bit lazy and to overconfident
- some players can't handle the pressure especially when they are failing (lack of character)
- lack of crativity in the midfield
- no DM who does the dirty work
- Harry Kane is the only world class player
So when Tuchel says: "You 're not as good as I thought,...", he has point. Also he could say: "You aren't as good, as you think you are / as everyone thinks you are,...". And to be honest the same goes for the German national team. In my opinion someone needs to speak it out loud, otherwise you can't improove. Especially when all the media and experts tell you otherwise while you are underperforming.
Just found this channel, been a longtime twitch lurker. Love your stuff man! Keep it up!
Have you ever talked about how you got into Football Manager? I have been watching for years, and dont recall anything. A Zealand origin story video would be fun. Up the fucking Toffees, from Birkenhead!
Players:Football fans
Mission:Be a resonable human being
Difficulty:Impossible
(9:12)
It would be interesting to have conditions on managers contracts to prevent situations like that.
Where you could put some behavioral and performance clauses where, if not fulfilled would give the club the power to fire the manager with no compensation or partial compensation.
I'm not sure about the viability nor effectiveness, but it's something to thin about.
I think spurs did it to mourino
Also alot of players have that to Balloteli did aswell
Fun fact mourinho likes Balloteli he finds him hilarious 😂
That is such a good insult I am desperately trying to figure out how I can use it in my life.
It's like being new at a school and getting picked first in football then never getting picked first ever again
Bring back the green lights!!!!😭😭😭
Tuchel will be out before the end of the month. I don't think he will ever find a top club crazy enough to hire him.
Man United will sign him
@@houseofvenusMD that'd be a horrible appointment
He's been sacked, but he's also staying on until the end of the season. That's going to be one tense dressing room.
These have become one of the best parts to my breakfast routine
Love all your content
Zealand doesn’t realise this is just a regular German greeting.
The sky source was anonymous and Tuchel never said anything like this at his previous clubs. He was just defended this week by Thomas Müller. And honestly, if he would have said that at least one of the Bayern players (probably Manuel Neuer) would have spoken about that openly.
Sky Germany on football news is less credible than the Daily Mail on anything. And this was presented in a talk show. No news article. No interview. A talk show. I honestly don't like Tuchel, but he absolutely did not say stuff like that.
Please Z, I really love these types of videos, but you have to check the sources before you say sth. like this. Sky Germany is a horrible source and on tabloid level.
Kinda shocked by how many people are trashing Tuchel in these comments but the stupidity of youtube comment sections is nigh infinite
@@spsawyer22 I wouldn't say it's stupidity. Sky is a very credible source outside of Germany and when not presented in the correct context, the information can be taken at face value because they see the source as credible.
The comment section here doesn't know that Sky Germany and certain people (*cough* Didi Harman *cough*) have been trash talking Tuchel for weeks. And Zealand doesn't either because the english news coverage also reports the story extremely one sided.
So how should they know that Sky Germany is not a good source for this kind of stuff?
Now that Bayern has lost against Bochum…
I feel your opening is funny after Tuchel vs Conte. 2 hardase outtough each other on pitch
I love your takes.
savage
So like when are we hanging out Z?
“You got two players from Tottenham” this Tottenham fan laughed hard.
Werent they playing Lazio? O.o
Tuchel seems to be extremely cocky and arrogant for a guy that had PSG second in the league in a one horse race, lost the French super cup, took Chelsea from under 70 points to a mighty improvement of under 70 points and now is failing once again in a one horse race in the Bundesliga.
His only redeeming quality is he‘s a good tactician, but at everything else important for a coach he is terrible at.
Love you zeal
Green light for this channel, blue light for main channel 🙌🙌
I liked the video just because you kept saying Napoli 😂
I think this is a case of wanting something/someone so bad (Bayern & Tuchel) that they’ve been blinded to Tuchel’s shortcomings, they were incredibly lucky last season after Dortmund bottled it at home on the final day and he’s been found tactically wanting by Xabi Alonso.
They sacked Nagelsman just because Tuchel was available, there was zero logic to it, this Bayern team is capable of winning the title this season but just not with Tuchel at the helm, he’s trying to provoke a sacking. He’s turning into a Jose, creating poor relationships with staff and players, publicly throwing them under the bus which is something you just don’t do, by all means tell them to their faces but you don’t create a story where there doesn’t need to be one, it has to be his way or the highway, but doesn’t hold himself accountable for his failings.
He might want Barca but they should be looking at this and thinking we don’t need a manager who’s going to want to get sacked 18 months in and drain their already precarious finances.
He’s talking himself out of the big jobs now.
Honestly, I thought Tuchel would stay until the end of the season. But after being embarrassed by Leverkusen, he was gone. He must have been the worst Bayern I've ever had the displeasure of watching. It's clear to anyone who wants to see that Tuchel will have a paid vacation as soon as the whistle blows for the last time in the 34th round of the Bundesliga.
Now, I have my doubts as to whether he can make it to the game against Lazio. If I'm not mistaken, there's a Bayern x Leipzig game coming up. If he takes another beating like that again. There is no longer a bridge to return to. He dropped a hydrogen bomb on top of the bridges.
Bout to use that quote on my friends 😂😂😂
Ahahaha, you broke me😅
How do you keep saying Napoli 😅
There is just so many issues with Tuchel. My main issues as a Bayern fan are -
1. He plays such boring football, no forward attacking just slow passing.
2. He sits on the bench the whole game and doesn't seem to care.
3. He thinks he a genius. Against leverkusen he played a formation bayern have never played, had Sacha Boey on the left on his debut (a position he has never played in his professional career), and didn't make any subs until the 70th min.
4. He has never preformed well at a club that was considered a dominate favorite. He's failing at Bayern and failed at PSG. The champions leauge win at Chelsea was as a huge underdog, he did well at Mainz and Dortmund. He's not a big team manager. He can't handle big egos or big names. He just tries to crush them like he's done with De Ligt this year.
As a Bayern Munich manager, in a league where - if we're being honest - it's a one team league with Bayern being in a similar position to PSG in having the best players, the most money to bring in pretty much any player they want, then if you're not being ULTRA Attacking in the league and pushing for 4-0/5-0/6-0+ wins every game then you shouldn't be the Bayern manager
@NJTRAF true. We had that with Pep, Ancolotti, Flick and Nagelsman. Tuchel just doesn't play that way and seems to refuse to do so
on the 3rd point - yeah you definitely know what the man is thinking sure
@ChryskylodonInstitute we played a 5 back for the 1st time and did not vertical passing. If you watched the game it was pretty obvious
Napoli!?!? It was Lazio NOT Napoli!
Not lIke he wrote it int he Video for everyone to see. Bro open your eyes
Make more of these please.
Tuchel clearly needs to run. Just as Z does.
5:56 most of Tottenham players win something after leaving Tottenham.
As a German:
I feel like Tichel is note the only in fault here. He probably exacerbated the problems, but the last four coqches in a row (except Hansi Flick) "lost the changing room", the "trust"of the team.
Bayern is a special club, with a lot of ambitions and egos in it (e.g. their motto Mia san Mia), which is helpful AND hurtful. I feel like these egos just vllash with someone like Tuchel too much, who, in my opinion, is still a genius.
why does he keep saying napoli???
I'm usually a Dortmund fan, but this season I apparently root for Leverkusen as well. Someone's got to break Bayern's streak, I'm tired of hearing about how the Bundesliga only has one high-end club
green lighting petition
Napoli instead of Lazio is a bit embarquer tbh.
Oregano wasn't available 😂
Chelsea twitter had a civil war during the game. lool.
MORE GREEN LIGHTS
Give us the green Zealand
In fairness, some people respond better to "you're shit & need to back your ideas up" than "it's alright, don't worry, we'll get em next time, champ"
Tucheliban
Personally I feel Tuchel is a poor coach for one of the top teams with lots of big players, give him a club where the expectations are lower, where he has to work with players of less standing or youngsters and he can do well but getting the nost out of superstars is where he seems to fail and when he cant get them to perform at his desired level he implods
He can't stop his lazy players from conceding. That's their failures
you can take a player out of tottenham but not the tottenham out of the player
Nonsense. Ex spurs players win all the time. Lucas, eriksen, lamela, Bale- this is kane. Kane doesn't/can't press. Kane isn't quick on the counter. He's never won anything. Spurs are better without him. Watkins / toney being completely overlooked for him- one could make an argument that it's a reputation thing.
Players always win when they leave spurs, look at mourn and Alderweireld amazing achievements
haHA very funny dude
KANE WILL ALWAYS BE KANE
Blue light is for blue Z channel, Purple light is for channel with purple Z logo, and green light is for the green one. Have some fun & easy differentiator, bro. Dont mix it up, it just confusing
That's one of the best insults ever, round of applause for that man 👏
Thomas Tuchel is a Thuggee!! Brazen and criminal how he addressed a group of grown men and not a single one got up to whip his ass!! That dude definitely has all the balls of steel!! LMFAOOOOO!!! But Bayern deserves all they're gonna get from Thomas Thuggee Tuchel. He's doing shit I do in FM because the repercussions are arbitrary and insignificant to real life. I felt when he was at Chelsea towards the end, he was kind of aloof and that kind of matched the body language I saw this past week.
Also....that statement gives disappointed dad vibes. LOL!!
if you think that tuchel was too harsh, please never google name giovanni trapattoni
Me when Napoli is lazio
Who do you support Z?
make a video of what if bendtner had joined OB instead of FCK
Bayern should go ahead and get rid of him. Also…hearing this shit, can you imagine what is going through Min-Jae’s head??? Tuchel AND Klinsmann?!😵💫😵💫😵💫
Anddd he's been sacked.
Those players numb to his comments having been bored out of their minds playing his style of football.
As a Bayern fan I can say that Tuchel was justified to do so. He has to deal with a squad that isn't nearly as good as the people in charge think it is. Especially Kimmich, who is not the world class player the media make him to be. He is a locker room cancer. Goretzka has forgotten how to run and Davies has been bad for over two years now. Sadly, Uli Hoeneß never liked Tuchel and denied him any players. In a few days they will appoint Hoeneß buddy Max Eberl and they will hand him several hundred million to build a squad. New manager included.
I still absolutely hate Tuchel for not playing Hakim Ziyech effectively ruining his career
Doing a video (in part at least) based on "is said to have said" isn't it, Z. Both sky and Bild hate Tuchel and vice versa; rightfully so on TT's part.
Yea it wasn't the only article that talked about it, I just thought the way they worded it was funny but I hear you
@@Zealandism I appreciate you for answering. If he said it, it'd be a certified zinger indeed. Keep up with the content on this second channel, mate. I really enjoy the chill vibe of this less edited short format.
Interesting you dropped this after Bayern rejected you in FM
Bayern is worse than I thought and I’ve had to adapt my viewing skills to their surprising low level. My eyes have slowed down and I never have to worry about watching them shoot and score!
stick to the bluelight bro
I've heard that Germans are very direct and don't sugercoat things, and everybody understands this. So maybe its just that?
They like to say it like that but not hear it
Fergie is the last person on the planet that would be a friend with his players mate........... He was 100% about professionalism
Not that crazy . Gene chizik right after getting hired at Iowa state said I’m not coming down to your level you’re gonna have to come up ti mine. Lasted 2 years went 5-19
I’ve heard a head football coach ask the kicker (American) if he was trying to suck on the SL
And a whole Lot else I can’t say online I’ve heard in my years of coaching at a relatively lower level
Resent the spurs banter.
What is it with Kane and certain coaches. 😂 Not being able to win any trophies.
I've won like 12 Champions Leagues.
I’ve won a champions league!
In fm.🙃
Im a serial champions league winner on fifa😉
Tuchels philosophy, the 5 in 5 out is quite simple. Is he good? 😅 he's distinctive. He's a character. His system works. But I think he has a lifespan as a coach, it's too short to make him "great" he's not been an improvement on nagelsman really...
He's like a young Roy Hodgson, distinct - has good ideas. But he is what he is and- he's been at bayern, Chelsea, psg...
He's no Xabi Alonso. He's not Pep. He's no klopp.. don't think he's as good as nagelsman. He's good at what he does, the quick transitions, the sharp organised out to in and in to out movements.
I find him pretty... abrasive. Not particularly charming or entertaining.
zealand feel free to reach out to me, if you want something translated from german to english.
I love these types of managers, man. I'm so tired of the playing nice "oh they're so so good, they're better than anybody at this" "We lost 4 - 0 but we played so well, created the right chances, unlucky deflection on the third goal was the real turning point. Great lads, the whole team, just perfect".
Mourinho has talked a lot about modern players and needing to adapt because they're more fragile in many ways, no, shut up Jose, light a fire under them. Talk like a psycho in press conferences. Clough, Ferguson, Capello, these are the guys I want running my club. The only thing more tedious than a PR-professional is Dycheball.
OOOOH second
with all due respect Zealand, you are wrong
our players are piss poor, I do not know how accurate that "you guys are not good enough" is but that is true. the players are so damn entitled for how much effort they put into the games and performances. they do not care, they do not have that Mia San Mia mentality. they will not fight for the badge, they will not do anything. as soon as a manager gives them any criticism they throw a bitch fit and whine until they get their way. look at our managerial carousel over the last few years. it's embarrassing. just firing tuchel to get someone else will not fix anything. our players are rotten to the core and we need to get rid of everyone and every thing. (ps PL clubs if you wanna spend like 60 mil for gnabry, goretzka etc you are more than welcome)
Tuchel's a shite coach tbh, dunno how he even got the CL. then again Di Matteo won one with Chelsea, so maybe it's a Chelsea thing to win it with crappy coaches
Got to the final with Avram Grant as well
I miss tuchel at chelsea 😢
Tuchel's tactics are too stale and too rigid for the top of the european game. He's good at setting up a somewhat underdog team that can bite (that's how he won the UCL with Chelsea after all) but when it comes to dominating the game and giving world class players playing at their best he just isn't that guy
I believe you got a bit confused, Napoli won't win 1-0, we will be absolutely trashed by barça 🔥🔥🔥
Bayern will bounce back in Bavaria. (Some alliteration for ya😉😄) Bayern is still one of the best teams in Europe even though they havent been getting the results in comparison to the talent they have in the squad and on the bench. As for Tuchels response. #TellThemThomas
If the team isnt performing then light a fire under them and...idk kinda challenge the mentality within the squad to really see what they have left to give.
As for the league title...Leverkusen all the way🫡💪
Tuchel is right and the bayern players are snowflakes