This Is Why We Should Be Sending Women To War. Shawn Felipe
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- čas přidán 6. 07. 2024
- This is why we should be sending women to war, or at least thats what Shawn Felipe thinks in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Shawn talks about how women are so confusing and why they are the perfect people to send to war. Whether you're someone who is married to a woman, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Shawn Felipe is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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He overcame some deep audience silence to deliver a funny set of jokes about race, butts, food, math, friendships and family Funny!
His mom's reply about wishes was superb.
That last line is what prompted me to hit the like button on this video. That was gold!
You forgot to add he made jokes about women . . .all based in myth and patriarchal stereotyping.
@@jgunn03 I included his mom, who is a woman, cause biology isn't politically correct.
This !!!
I’m surprised the audience laughed at all. Until he got to the stuff about growing up as a Thai immigrant, his jokes were as unoriginal as they come. The first 5 minutes of his set could have passed as a parody of trite stand-up.
He's hilarious!!! I'm a wife and I approve 😅. "Throw them chocolate" 😂😂😂
"Throw them chocolate and potato chips and ice cream and RUN!"
@@AndriaTheKobold yes yes and yes!!
The worst part of menopause is my husband doesn't throw Hershey kisses from across the room anymore. 😂
Pringles and KFC nuggets
"And now they cry... " 😅😅😂
My daughter and I busted out laughing when he said. At least you know you're the problem 😂😂😂😂😂
@loveschallenges1608 That was the best comeback! A perfect zinger to be used ASAP. 🙂👏
@@nancyhowell4505 😆 🤣
😂
😳 So mom was not the laughing? 🤭
"What do we do?" " I don't know say sorry... and mean it. Don't look them in the eye" 😂
He's starting to understand Women 😂!
I was in tears😂
I read this comment in his voice. And I saw this like 3 weeks ago. Bwhahaha
I love the fact that if it’s true all women just shrug and laugh about.
OMG!!! I am a woman, and I am screaming laughing! My stomach hurts on that first part! I laughed so hard on that last part while I was coming down the stairs that I literally had to sit down and double over laughing! If I were in that audience, you would've heard me over everyone. He is the funniest comedian I've ever heard! I didn't even think funnier was possible. Hats off, man!
Thank you !
Totally agree 😂
Literally as your name was said double 4:16 this was cute
Odd pacing in his delivery, but once you sync with him it’s hilarious 😂
Lol he talks about syncing at 1:50 😂
I was thinking the same thing until he said he lived in Hawaii
@@jeffsher I'd say the latter.
Sounds like something a white dude would complain about. I thought it was perfect.
@@jeffsher - maybe both? - everyone has a rhythm and how they deliver thoughts and speak, he seems to have a funky “off beat” pace? Dramatic example William Shatner - 🤷🏻♂️
"Let them sync up....now that's teamwork" 😂😂😂😂
“Harder than math and I’m Asian.” 😂
10:00 "I wish I was white", "it's not going to come true because you said it out loud" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao that got me
I laughed big time on that one.
His impression of his mom's accent, facial expressions and posture are perfect.
"Mr. October" went over everyones heads, I was laughing so hard I choked on my coffee
I don't get it?
Mr. October, as in when firemen do those calendar shoots @@Western_ENT
LOL "its not going to come true.... because you said it out loud..." ROTFL
He is hilarious, but I also want to give him a hug and bake him a cake. Lol
Oh my gosh! I was thinking this!
Anyone else expecting to see a hard-core lezzo from the thumbnail photo???? Anyone?...😅
@@jamiestewart7327no, I don't think anyone expected to see your daughter on stage.
Right, he gives good guy friend vibes.
He's like a chill version of Ross, from friends.
@@jamiestewart7327I really, really did🤣🤣🤣
People sometimes name their dogs the oddest things. A local guy actually named his dog Reality. So he would let the dog out and if it didn't come back in soon, he would go out in the yard and start yelling, "Reality! Reality!" 😄
My dogs name was Chalko because he origjnally belonged to my teacher first. He used to toss the chalk over his shoulder in clas and when he missed the holder, Chalko would run up and eat it so all the kids started calling him that. We ended up with him because my teacher ended up moving somewhere that didn't allow pets.
When I got a dog, I had to go out and yell the names I was thinking of, to see if they flowed off my tongue! "Dixie" won!
"I got married...then I couldn't wait to die" 😂
He is funny. Need an 1 hour special ASAP!
This guy is awesome. Can't wait to watch his whole show. :)
The fish sauce - I was dying. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!
He did the research to confirm that fish sauce smells like butt. 😂😂😂
Bahaha, this is BRILLIANT! I never heard Shawn before. I like his style of comedy! And he makes every day relatable stuff so funny. 😅👏
My first dog that I had as an adult I named Popcorn! Best dog ever!!! If I went outside naked to yell for her, she would have made that a fun game for everyone! 🤣
What for real? Hahah
Super funny guy!
His last bit at the end copying his mum's accent is so good, incl the attitude.
It reminded me of how Anjelah Johnson imitates the nail salon ladies! 😂
he is hilarious! Clean jokes and very entertaining.
Funny funny funny!! I went to school many years & every year with Asian friends. My best friend is Asian & also was my best man. Gifted artistically, mathematically, musically, humor! Love him! Love you Shawnie!😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one even the enemy will be confused 😂
War enemy: “We don’t know (what’s going on). All we know is they’re not talking to us right now.” 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so loud when he spoke about women made perfect for war, when in pms that was hilarious
"not gonna come true, coz you say it out loud"......🤣🤣🤣
"I'll get a baby" 😂 not sure that's the way it works.
Slow start, strong ending. Would love to see this same set with a more energetic crowd that Shawn could play off of.
moms are really the dream crushers of the comedy world lmao
I wish it was longer, this guy’s hilarious!!!
What she said
"I need to get my steps in" imma definitely go to jail for using that. 😂
As an Asian i can relate to the fish sauce. Kids at school always said I smell like food.😅
I'd describe the smell more like 'feet' but still not great. LOL The best fried rice has fish sauce tho!
You definitely have to open some windows if you don't want it to linger!
I'm asian, we don't use fish sauce but we have some fermented tofu, its pretty bad as well. If you even touch it with your hands, you need to wash your hands with toothpaste lol
Props to the guy for putting himself out there! 😁
2:18 “Throw the chocolate!”
I’m crying and dang neared peed myself from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard, I dang near spit out my tea .
I have watched it on repeat 3 times and am still laughing every time 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It just kept getting better 😂
So nice I had to watch it twice. I can't wait till his whole special comes out
"Say sorry" 😂
Laughed OUT LOUD the whole time
Same here! Loved it!
I love the sense, when his mother said, it doesn't gonna be true because you said it out loud.
Philippines airlines also serve food. And we wear shorts daily. ;)
Kid goes home, mom asks what she did at the park that day. "I met a man and pet his Peter"
Missed opportunity right there lol
'Sir can you help! I can't find my Peter!'
'Have you tried looking down?'
Poor man.. his mom understand the superstitions of making a wish after blowing out the candle.. but not that candles are supposed to be ON a cake..
His imitation of his mom's accent reminds me of how Anjelah Johnson imitates the nail salon ladies!
He left the best for last. 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Very funny! I loved his mimicry of his Mum!
Well done Shawn. ❤
Ive got a dog named cookie and he loooooves jumping the fence to go make new friends in the middle of the night , my little girl named him so after many of nights of yelling cookie into the air freaking out my neighbors i trained him to respond to a clicker just for that reason. lmao he thankfully has since calmed down
I've been saying it for years... an all female army on week 3 and that war will be over in one weekend 💅
unfortunately, I saw this as a comment on a post a decade ago and I never forgot this. I should've screen shot it. This American guy's sentiment about young men and women being sent to the middle east. Like when women are menauposing are perfect cause they won't back out. He was serious and really mad at Obama et al. I am glad this guy made it better I could imagine it now as funnier
A friend who lived in a housing complex had a small dog his lids named. "Tinkerbell", picture him calling the dog!
Glad I proof read! Kids, not lids!
Lol the throw the chocolate 😂😂
That was hilarious! I watch a lot of comedy shows. I haven’t laughed so much in a long time.
This dude gave me asthma I laughed so hard. 😂
Such originality 😂
He is hilarious. His jokes are so imaginative.
😂
Need more of this guy! Fresh!😁
Hilarious AND adorable!
Well, thank you for showing me a whole new pain! My gut has reached an 11 on the chart from laughing. Perhaps now regular old MS pain will be a "pudding" walk? 😜
😮😅
"All we know is they're not talking to us right now"! 😂 Detente!! That thing is a nightmare 😅
Great jokes! Made me stop crying to laugh to cry! Much better! ❤
He was better than I expected lol
You are outstanding 😂
Where have you been? So good to find a local comedian!!!
Up and coming! Great set 😂😂😂
Chee Whooo!!! Right on Shawn, you took that leap to the mainland and stuck the landing. Keep on being funny and entertaining 😂
The last part I was in tears 😂😂😂😂
This is an awesome set. Keep doing your thing Shawn, we want more!
Omgawd more of this gem!
"All we know is they're not talking to us right now" HAHAHHAHAHAHA it's called the silent war 😂😂😂it makes men overthink lmao..
Oh my god...he's hilarious! 😅 hope to see more of him. Come do a show in Oklahoma! And take me back to California on your way back to beautiful Hawaii....🥺
This guy is going places!
I need more of this guy! The butt thing was hilarious! 😂
2:35
Self checkouts aren't supposed to be faster. They are cheaper for the store and get free labor from their paying customers. 😂😂😂😂
I refuse to use them literally because of that. It takes forever to get 2 drinks but I got time if I'm at the store
We should get the employee discount!
@@terfalicious ... Or at least a self checkout discount.
When I do self-checkout, I always miss some items because of poor training!
@@declamatory Nice try😄😄😄. The bagging area weighs everything. Even when I scan everything it still calls someone over every time. 😄😄😄
Great Set Brotha! Kap khun krap :)
The VNms mom’s accent is spot on. Birthday soupy sweet dessert is also right on. Lol
Oh my tummy hurts so much!!! Too funny!!!!
😊😂 I love racially charged jokes 🤣😅
I am Navajo and Aztec and I love truth jokes about my people's too
Love his delivery!!!
Laughing all the way in South 😂
He's pretty good! 😂
When I left Hawaii I couldn't wait, I had island fever - but I was over it on the plane lol. I cried cause I wanted to move back 😅 Now I want to move to Hawaii one day, but I won't since I'm not native ☹️😭
Throw the chocolate 🍫 lol
"It's not going to come true, because you say it out loud."
Thanks, needed to hear this!!!
To be honest. We should. We’re ready. Women are smart and strong too! We can protect our children , husband, wife, brothers and sisters.❤ We need each other. Don’t forget in WW2 women helped. They worked in the factories, like men jobs. So the youngsters men out there don’t be fooled. Women are capable to fight.
"Throw the chocolate!" 🤣😂🤣
Lol had me laughing a lot. 😂
Better than Biden yelling out "Cornpop!" 😂
He is hilarious! 🤣😂🤣Love this.
First time hearing this guy....awesome!
❤ from Sydney Australia
The popcorn one killed me. I could see the first part of the joke coming, buy not the second 😂😂😂
Good set Shawn😀
I love the entire set!
Good job! ❤
He is half Thai, half Filipino. His mom is Thai, mostly raised as Thai American - He said in one of his interviews.
Gold,had me almost close video at start so glad i didnt,just gold.