Jail Monologue

November the 14th, 2005.

[@rayaqin]

"but I steal material"
That was just the last, final, perfect stroke :D The cherry on top of the cake. Brilliant monologue :D

[@Dietlind1]

I think this is my favorite one. =]
He should tell more stories from back in Scotland, they're always so amusing! =P

[@ral003]

I really love when he is all calmed down, just talking, it's very entertaining.

[@fumamonourequiem]

sean connery voice FTW!!!!!

[@duxnihilo]

I just saw an episode of the late late show with craig kilborn. I've just realised that craigyferg is the ONLY cool talk-show host!

[@galvaplex]

NO, NO! SHIT ON THE SHOFA, don't SHIT ON THE SHOFA!

[@hairycitrus]

SIT on the shofa ... rofl, took me a minute till i realized it :D

[@kairiespe]

Looool I got community service in San Diego

[@xsarabearx1]

i loved the show Joey!

[@tiffwxy]

SIT ON THE SHOFA.

[@NorwaysSuburbia]

Refrrrrrrrrrrigroratah

[@moocowtoyou]

i believe those are meant to be palms

[@alittle0dd]

clomping up the stairs ;)

[@smileychess]

1 person doesn't speak Scottish.

[@flybynightfox]

I think those are supposed to be palm trees.

[@calderwis]

Why would you put smokestacks in the fake background? You're just asking for the illusion to be broken.

[@hoopz71able]

Stewart street doesn't have a 4th floor

[@THE3FATGUYS]

Andy McK You see, in America, the ground floor is called the first floor, so the third floor is actually what we'd call the 4th floor.

[@Jessica0709]

Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;)

[@tapiten]

All of a sudden not so funny 😐