Who is DSPGaming? | 100 Things
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- *** Top 10 Worst DSPGaming 2020 Moments (THE VIDEO IS HERE) • Top 10 Worst DSPGaming... **
Good evening / morning you lovely people. During my time off through this pandemic, I've created a 100 list on things about Philip Paul Burnell aka DSPGaming aka Darksydephil. From his let's play career to his stuff behind camera, I covered everything you wanted to know from TheKingOfHate. Thank you for attending this premiere live and if you love what you see, please give this video a like and if your feeling generous, sharing this video is a blessing to me.
Please stay safe everyone and enjoy. xo - Zábava
Who is DSP? Google: A children's entertainer.
Google: The unfunny sad clown of the internet.
He's a mature adult with a business degree.
And a horse.
Google: what is "the accident 2016"
DSP = DipShitPerson
That wedding pic looks like a dad giving his daughter away
She looks like she’s made of wax
DSP: "I dont own a business"
Also DSP: "I dont know if my business will survive"
That's also a business expense
Bro really said Burnell productions to a judge with a straight face
Also he says begging random people is begging.. and streaming himself with less effort than a Ring doorbell does automatically.
Also dsp pretends he does not rely on his parents 'support' as he calls it...lastly, he does not even appreciate by first name any fan of his... they are pretty gullible to be a fan of his.
eBegging to him is now fantasized as a real life business.
So to him, people with cardboard signs asking for change is a business? Nope.
Google who is DSPgaming?
Google: ACKACKACKACK!!
Perfect answer lmao
i dont FOCKIN laugh like "AHCK AHCK AHCK"... fuckin EEDIYIT
He used to get 1 million views a month, but each video would only get 1000 views. He would chop a 6 hour let's play into ten minutes segments. So anybody who watched it, instead of one view, they would have to watch 36 videos to watch the one let's play. 1000 viewers would then multiply into 36,000 views for one let's play. Then he made videos 6 days a week. Sometimes multiple let's plays in a day. That is how his channel got 1 million total views a month from his very limited fan base.
Tbf that's how you had to do it originally. You had a hard ten minute time limit for videos. Every let's player was doing it, and 1k views back in the early days of youtube was very good. Tens of thousands meant you were a big channel, hundreds of thousands meant you went viral. CZcams was also a LOT smaller, a LOT less people were browsing, so if you could retain those 1k viewers through tens or hundreds of parts then you were doing pretty good.
The time limit was raised to 30 for a select few after a few years...I think it was for partnered channels? Then it was a big thing for everyone to be able to do 30 minute videos, then it was a _massive_ thing when they announced hour long+ videos but no one had any reason to do them since yeah, more videos meant more views. Quantity over quality was the way you played the algorithm, until they changed the algorithm.
DSP definitely spammed his channel and played quantity over quality far past the point it was a viable strategy but to imply he was never pulling decent numbers for the time isn't true. He had enough fans to hold a small panel and fill most of the room at a convention, another big deal for the time. And he got hired by Machinima towards the begininng of the company, so he got a very good contract and was around to benefit from the height of Machinima.
Not saying this to defend his honor or something, I just think the context of _how good Phil had it on CZcams_ back then is important to understand just how much he's thrown away in his life because he has no business sense, is far too stubborn/lazy to change, and he just throws away valuable relationships regardless of how logically beneficial they are to him (FGC, Hutch/Machinima, Rambo and Howard and Respect the Pact, etc.)
Dsp: “I would PHYSICALLY HARM this 11 year old child for speaking to me this way!” *proceeds to ack maniacally*
Yeah, he must be an absolute *joy* to live with. I hope Kat is getting "hazard pay".
#101: He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct and, quite frankly, Its uh Tevin's fault.
#102: He died to the Rail Cannon in classic Resident Evil 3.
If he’s making money he’s doing something right. He’s making more than me.
@@casedistorted Nah, that's bullshit.
@@casedistorted Stfu
@@Zcumgod it's the truth though
The way this channel plays everything about Phil as some faux overproduced watchmojo clone narration channel and presents itself seriously is genius
I will try harder next time lol
@@SecretLimited I meant that in as much a complimentary way as possible lmao. Don’t change
At this point, this is a work of art
@@ShamSoapthat’s what I’m saying, this shit is pure art
Amen
Who is DSP?
Google: "its the guy!"
Im watching his Twitch!
DSP declared and received his bankruptcy, clearing over $131k in credit card debt, made over $120k in 2020, and he STILL cries poor to this day.
The whales financing him honestly don't deserve their money.
Those idiots are just throwing money into a blackhole
He defrauds them weekly.. and calls begging random stranger a business... he literally does less work creating videos than a ring doorbell, truly.
Dude really rage quitted a Lego game..
2 Lego games even.
'Quitted' is not a word.
It's a word now
what did you expect
25 - Phil was claiming he doesn’t watch wrestling anymore. He’s obviously lying and he does watch, otherwise he wouldn’t have been so salty about that match spoiler.
A year later, and this comment aged hilariously.
He got caught not just watching wrestling, but dumping thhhhhousands into a WWE gotcha game while crying broke.
Dude is a fascinating dumpster fire.
The first minute of this video has more editing than the entire DSP beggacy
It is quite impressive how much money he makes for streams where the chat SLOWLY moves.
Brainwashed whales!
That pig juice he puts in the kool-aid is truly a bitch. His ego is so soft, he can't take any criticism
Maybe it’s a money laundering front
I don’t know how he has any followers, but imagine the types of people who enjoy watching him.
Pretty hard to believe that there must be legitimate fans
"Long distance relationship for two years." So that's what they're calling grooming minors these days.
Pandering for Pandas
I wish he would be held accountable for this
The production quality never ceases to amaze me.
Of course #69 would be the infamous incident.
Noice
Can't wait for part 2 when he's 65, playing Minecraft to pay for his Insulin.
Now THIS is going to frustrate and annoy Phil even further
Nah it will be just irrelevant just like the rest of detractors lmfao
@@higgs135 you know phil watches detractor videos?
@@higgs135 So irrelevant that he explodes at every detractor meme every stream
"Ight guys I told you guys I'm not going to talk about this anymore" ... * 5 minutes later *
*Proceeds to talk about it for the remainder of stream*
Honestly I probably would have never found out about the amount of trolls / detractors this guy has if he didn't literally mention that there's a million of them in each and every video. I've been watching since 2008 but only now have I actually begun watching and subbing to detractor channels because of the sheer amount of them out there. Favorites are Snort Burnell and Soma Julius Cruz. Apparently It'saGundam is a detractor as well but he's a bit too caught up in the whole SJW / PC incel political culture for me
@@AnthonyDoesCZcams ludwig world order makes the best and funniest edits. He is more of a memer and his vids are great
Funny thing is, the part where Phil is using a joystick in the start of the Project 7 section is *100%* how he plays fighters.
There's nothing wrong with not being good at a game, just admit it and be chill. This man child can't even take responsibility for being bad.
Exactly.. at all games. He now uses a lag swirch excuse in multiple games.. a button or special download that allows them to not lag but he receives their lag.. he can just say it without any evidence. to all games.
Q: Who is DSPGaming?
A: He is a mature adult with a business degree.
Sarcastically lying.. nice
31:25 I will never not cringe at that fat waddling turn
It’s the most epic thing that’s ever been done in history along with Howard putting his dukes up
I know, man...and those *skinny-ass* NOODLE arms!!
@@Usagi1992 It's weird, like his arms are skinny yet flabby. A true abomination and affront on nature.
he's the most insufferable person i've ever seen in the gaming community
We all now the real video that made him a "star"
One thing I noticed was just how poorly Phil has aged over the past decade or so. The guy looks like he's in his fifties these days, despite being at least 10 years younger than that.
yeah he doesn't go outside much at all.
After he was filmed "finishing" on stream, this guy just started up. No hand washing, nothing. Probably wiped it on his stank ass couch 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah. He probably caused the first case of actual PTSD at Stanley Steemer when those poor guys were called in to clean up his rug and couch.
Where's the "finishing up" stream?
The best part is how quick it is, he's the one minute man.
@@Fatboyftw32 I thought he was showing off
He plays 5h total per day so he actually only streams 30h a week.
His prestream doesn't count and he usually takes hour long breaks.
He took an 80 minute toilet break today, that's gross
Big ups , Snort Burnell!
Could definitely see this getting 1 Million views with this editing style, once again amazing work
Fantastic video secret. This is a great video for anyone new to DspGaming and is not familiar with him.
Good to have you back, your TIHYDPs are high quality and excellent pieces of work. Don't be cowed by anyone again, you make great work.
Blessings, btw this wasn't a TIHYDP video lol
A pathetic human being is all thats needed to describe DSP. If i made even a fraction of what he did id be set for life.
I would use the words ‘manipulative child groomer’
Why are there PUZZLE BOSSES?
because you touch yourself at night
Because you touch yourself at night.
Big ups
to Robot Lady too.
Dsp's crowd funding ""efforts" a.k.a. E-begging 🐷
45:46 big ups Leanna. She recognized he was using her as a maid so she roasted his a$$ & left him in the dust 🤌🏼💯
100 things about DSP gaming. 1-100 IT'S THE GUY! Thank you for sifting through the garbage that is DSP Khantent to make us laugh and never forget
@Shin Shaman whats wrong with anime pfp's
Man these are too good, I see why it takes so long to upload.. these are top shelf detractor videos, like The Nerd City of DSP detractors.
Quite inspiring, and motivates me with a new way of looking at how I create my videos too. Thanks for these uploads!
the editing is fantastic
Blessings DPP. Thank you very much :)
Who is DSP?
DSP: Ahmah loosah!!
Wow. You're videos always have so much work and effort put into them. Thanks for that
So the opening bit where she asks hey Google who is dsp gaming my Google home answered
What did it say?
@@block4562 it said dsp or Philip Burnell is a streamer it read it off a site lol
Very impressive editing and work here, this is much much better than expected thanks so much.
This is how you don't play: *Insert game title*
you mean this is how everybody play
TIHYDP: Life
@@higgs135 LMFAO
You're no detractor, you report only the truth about DSP.
Aand just like him, the truth ain't pretty!
You also make the classies videos!!!
Precisely. He didn't resort to name-calling or personal attacks, he just states facts. Very professional.
Much better than DSP
I didn't know this was our, just discovered by chance. CZcams never notified me of it. And nice to know there is a new top 10 coming out soon man!
"I'm a thief, I'm a beggar, I'm a scammer, I'm a pedophile...snort!"
welcome back....missed this high production level tractor kahntent dood
Secret, this is the gold dust that makes me smile. Thanks for this.
Another top-shelf production! Well done! Props, Secret!
Awesome video as always. Thanks for the shoutout. :D
Top notch editing 👍🏽
Holy shit, can you imagine your gf leaving you for Phil?
Murder-suicide
Great work as always.
WHY AM I TOXIC!?
"Uhhhh its TEVIN'S fault!"
Thank ya for the Dolla.
Imagine doing 100 things on LTG, he'll mass flag it before it's even uploaded
"slanderous video" means any video not on his channel. Nicely done!
Shout-out to the Gran Turismo music
If I’m not mistaken DSP has the most CZcams videos.
I was banned from Phil’s instagram for commenting “no disposable income”.
There's this guy on his stream called snowkarl or something, he usually cheers and everytime he cheers, even if it's a positive comment he gets roasted by DSP. It's disgusting as fuck, holy cow
Bugged "insert something funny here" mechanics dood ack ack ack
For a second I thought I legitimately clicked on a dsp trivia video, well done xD
Looking forward to Top 10 worst dps moments, just don't burn yourself out mate.
Stay safe and take care arite :)
You know, I'm kinda disappointed. You didn't go full millennial and say 'aight'
Love the usage of the ost from the old smackdown games!
#101: His Laugh
_HYENA_ laugh!
(Goat laugh) nuuuuuh
Missed you my friend! Much
I genuenly love how this video starts, tricking you into being a video praising DSP and talking100 positive things about him, when it's only like 9 good things, and the rest are just bad things about him that talks about his failure as a streamer, how toxic he is and how horrible he is as a person and in finance. And the purpose of the video is merely facts about him
It's a great bait and switch, and I also love your editing, out fo all the detractor channels, yours and snort burnell's channels are my favorites.
I applaud with glory on this production!!!!!👏👏👏. EVERYONE needs to watch this, especially the whales and piggies to see if they snap out of the pignosis they are stuck in! Bravo SECRET! How an EDITED VIDEO SHOULD LOOK/SOUND/FEEL LIKE🙏🙏🙏🙏
An Oldie, but a good one dood! Big Ups Dood! 👍
This is pure gold
he's a salt spirit
Love your DSP content! Think you'll do something like this for Boogie2988 at some point?
Emjoria Rip
Awesome intro. 👌
welcome back!!!
Such amazing quality as usual.
Dsp is gamings biggest lolcow
So much love to Secret Limited. You do us all great service.
I appreciate that! Blessings
It's no secret that people liked this
Fire!
DSP has the most annoying and obnoxious horse laugh I’ve ever heard. Quick someone put footage of a horse laughing to Phil’s laugh
Also his webcam never gets any better. It’s in such a bad position
I would love to see Phil’s grades from Hs and College.
I will agree with Phil in one thing, Twitch staff and mods are more toxic than Phil himself. Worst company ever to work for
Phil is essentially the definition of a Consumer.
czcams.com/video/4v3FxcJMrQ4/video.html
BTW this is him when he's not Playing games
7:38 Has to be my favorite raging moment.
There's just something about DSP in a state of utter confusion and raging afterwards while playing GTA Vice City Stories.
What's the music at the beginning of the video, after the intro and before you get to the 100 facts? It's pretty catchy.
I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing DSP flog the dolphin. 🙈 🤣
Lol you made my Google mini speaker search for dspgaming
You misspelled begacy. Nice vid though!
Oh, one thing that Phil won't do is play dating games or even do relationship sections of games. Either it's a phobia or odd moral choice.
Great video but you should've put PewDiePie's reaction. Cue the Seinfeld
Wanted to know about the legend ppl were talking about in the evilaj2010's MGS Big Boss runs comments.
Seems like a fine fellow, very friendworthy
The production of this being in the style of a top ten video is hilarious. I’m glad literally every human ever hates pigroach
I'm so happy that #69 was Phil's "Accident"
Mmm ff7 remake music.
Fun fact: the goatee turned phil bad.
Not a SECRET video if it doesn't have those ITV transitions to show/commercial
highest production value tractor out there
Daaaaaamn! Even Adam Cole is dunking on Phil! What a madlad!
9 was such an ACK ACK ACK moment
Nice sok shout outs in this video
6:38 omfg🤣🤣🤣 “What the hell, I fell down a f* hey hole”
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